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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.

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Speaker 2: Jim Y Ray has been working harder than his dms

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Speaker 2: in Instagram now that he's a full blown influence.

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Speaker 3: Sure he'll have his teeth whitened and are the bits

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Speaker 3: of himself whitened before you know it?

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Speaker 2: And he's come up with this Jen White rice jibber jabber.

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Speaker 2: But I was just working on my manifesto. Apparently Jonesy

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Speaker 2: has children, he's so old. One of them is getting married.

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Speaker 3: Your eldest son, Morgan is getting married.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: The hardest thing about it is my wife's dress arrangement.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to help her out. The one dress that

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Speaker 1: she had was long, and then she said it, is

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Speaker 1: there too much pugender on show?

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Speaker 3: I said, yeah, look at it.

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Speaker 1: I think you've got some of those cardashes.

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Speaker 3: Take your ticket blocks out and try again.

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Speaker 2: What's jones are you going to wear? Well? He's not

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Speaker 2: keen on suggestions, it would see, even though he asked

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Speaker 2: for them. I've got a.

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Speaker 3: Text from a friend of mine who said, regarding what

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Speaker 3: you wear to the wedding, he could lend you a kilt.

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Speaker 1: Not wearing a kilt, do you know, whenever you're at

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Speaker 1: a wedding or anything, a guy comes up to you

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Speaker 1: to kilt, you know he is twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to get back.

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Speaker 3: Oh blind, you're friends, Scottish heritage, you were killed, and

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Speaker 3: I think they look really great.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to get one and just stand over a

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Speaker 1: great like Marilyn Monroe.

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Speaker 3: Remember that story we heard about the bride whose uncle

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Speaker 3: water kilt to the wedding. Big guy. Oh yeah, he said,

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Speaker 3: on a lap to have photo taken, got up and

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Speaker 3: left a skiddy behind.

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Speaker 1: That's another reason not to wear a kilt.

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Speaker 2: If clothes aren't enough of a worry. What about the speeches? Naturally,

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Speaker 2: his son has concerns.

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Speaker 1: He just rang yesterday and he said, so, tell us

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Speaker 1: about your speech.

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Speaker 2: I said, what made what?

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Speaker 3: And he said, well, you know, just don't be too

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Speaker 3: much of you.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: It's amusing to watch someone like you give a speech,

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Speaker 3: as someone who probably has to speak after you. I

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Speaker 3: can see what he's saying.

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Speaker 1: So I love the red hot chili peppers at Lola Palooza.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to go on after them.

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Speaker 3: Depends if you're a fan of this. See that's the key.

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Speaker 1: If they're a fan of yours, those three people might

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Speaker 1: be enjoying it, right, Well, I'm going to be there,

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to I'll have a face of hate

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Speaker 1: from the beginning, you and my wife sitting there boom.

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Speaker 2: In other news, after some terrible news out of Victoria

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Speaker 2: about some deaths from eating dodgy mushrooms, a timely reminder

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Speaker 2: do not eat mushrooms found in a field.

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid growing up, was drummed into us.

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Speaker 1: You don't go and eat mushrooms out of a field.

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Speaker 3: Well, health officials, as you say, have renewed warnings about

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Speaker 3: the types of dangerous mushrooms with toxic varieties. It's responsible

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Speaker 3: for toxic shock. When I was younger, and if there'd

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Speaker 3: been a bit of rain, suddenly these mushrooms had spring up.

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Speaker 3: Are they bad? I've host on's bad? And then I

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Speaker 3: go home to mister and missus lizards.

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Speaker 1: And I'd say I've been away for a few weeks, and.

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Speaker 3: Then I'd pack my bags for Barley.

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Speaker 2: When I was seven, Hollywood actor Natalie Portman is in town,

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Speaker 2: and won't she be happy that you guys are talking

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Speaker 2: about her latest relationship bust up?

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Speaker 3: You know, the actress Natalie Portman's in Sydney at the moment,

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Speaker 3: she's just separated from her husband, whose name I think

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Speaker 3: is Ben Millipede. And I saw someone say if they

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Speaker 3: broken up because it took him to long to put

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Speaker 3: his shoes on when.

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Speaker 1: He left the house.

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Speaker 2: And just to add to the Matilda's hype, you can

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Speaker 2: now construct your very own life size Sam Kerr in

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Speaker 2: four easy installments each day from the newspaper.

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Speaker 1: I get what Frankenstein is all about.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm building my own life size Sam Kerr wallposter.

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Speaker 3: What does it say, make your own Sam.

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Speaker 1: Kerr day by day, build your own giant sam Kurr

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Speaker 1: war poster.

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Speaker 3: Pat Today, yesterday was the very well, the vulnerable shins

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Speaker 3: the cart Today is a lower neither reasons lower.

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Speaker 1: Another reasons tomorrow's the.

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Speaker 3: Chest, tomorrow's torso. We're going to pull that torso on saturdayday.

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Speaker 3: Get head Saturday.

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Speaker 2: That's my truth.

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Speaker 1: It's not even my birthday.

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Speaker 3: You you wrap this up. I can't even be bothered.

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Speaker 3: Go on, I'll stop laughing.

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Speaker 1: What are you five? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: I forgot where I was, and me too. This has

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Speaker 2: been Jen y Ri's Jibberjabba

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning w a set, then