WEBVTT - #131 Body Slamming, Touching Towels And Sleeping Rules 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.480 Six week picks stepped it up, but not Yeah, six 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:07.800 it's Australia's fast bowler. I don't think I could do seven. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:11.040 Seven would be really get it and jam it's okay. 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:13.600 I was going to say these are rookie numbers. On 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:16.040 I reckon I could do double that, and I'm happy 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:17.480 for you to challenge me if you want to go 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:18.439 down that track. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:19.680 And if you want to have a week bix eating 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:21.640 competition also not sponsored. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:23.959 But if you'd like to get on board, wee bigs 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:28.160 fourteen I reckon, I reckon anywhere between twelve and fifteen. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.159 I can eat. I'm not even fucking scared. Bro, what 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:30.600 you reckon? 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:31.080 You could eat? 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:31.840 You could eat more on that? 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:35.080 Okay, well, why are you only eating sick? Because I 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.600 got I got kids to get out the door. But eximple, 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.800 I'm just like shot kids on many weekbis in two hours. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:43.400 The kids are like, daddy, I'm like for school. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:45.720 There's a good counting exercise for them. 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.320 They're like, why daddy can eat like sixteen week bigs? 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.440 How many would you normally have? I reckon twenty. Let's go. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.240 I reckon I could hit to it. I reckon a 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.240 whole packet, I could eat it. Shut the fuck up, 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:00.279 you can't eat twenty week pigs, dirty tonguereu can get 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:18.160 all flustered about the wheat piuse. Welcome back to two 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:19.000 doting dads. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.319 I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash And this is 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.200 a podcast all about parenting. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.560 It is the good, this is a bad and the relatable. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.360 And one thing that it's not is a podcast that 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.840 gives advice. Yeah. I would say that's scratch, So that's correct. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:36.280 Thank you very much. Ash. You you had to get 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:41.200 prompted to know something about me. I did. I've noticed 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:45.080 that you have removed said beard that was on thy 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:45.600 face of you. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:49.800 My daughter called it a chin called a chin trim, 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.880 a chin trim. She's like, you got a chin trim? 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.520 That's clever. Where did you get that from? That sounds 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:56.040 like a nana? 0:01:56.320 --> 0:02:01.000 That sounds like, oh, chin trim. I decided to shave 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:04.480 it this morning. Yeah, you look fresh. Your face looks skinny. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.640 You know when you like, you go away somewhere for 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.320 ages and you come back and you see like your 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:10.840 pet again. You're like, you look so young, you look 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.440 at different pet again. Have you ever noticed that you 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:13.600 think I look young. You look young. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.040 It looks have you ever have you ever had a 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:21.280 beard that you shaved? Probably you're always quite well kept, 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:23.920 but have you ever done it? And then notice that 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:31.359 it kind of stinks under there? No, neither of I do. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.640 You know what? Yesterday as well, took Iggy, the small 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.840 dog of mine, to the groomers and me and Oscar 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:37.639 and people up and I bring Iggy into the car 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:47.360 and that's not eggy, stupid kid say like the dogs stunk. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.520 I I kind of smelled. Laura had joked about the 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.799 fact that it was a bit smelly. Were you cleaning it? Yeah? 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:57.160 Bro, well we're not just whatever shampoo is in't there? 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:57.960 Shampoo? 0:02:58.240 --> 0:02:58.680 Shampoo? 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:02.440 What else he meant to do? Facial cleanse? You look 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.320 pretty good under there, like you could have it could 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:05.560 have sweat. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:09.120 And like around here it was. It was so flaky. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.280 It was really flaky and kind of smelled like palmes 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.240 and cheese. And I was like, I was like, I 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.600 better have a quick shower before I did the school run. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.320 Yeah, your best too. Otherwise looks good. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.880 Thank you, You're still got a bit of great. That's 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.200 what you're great comes through, isn't it. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.200 Thank you for reminding me, but Laura couldn't kiss me, 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.839 couldn't kiss me. I just don't back parmas and cheese 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.360 because it smelled like palms and cheese. Yeah, yeah, she was. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:35.160 She's like, when do you go to get rid of it? 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.360 And I just liked it. I liked it. 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.360 Ore. You and I are very different. The more April 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.880 tells me to get rid of something, the longer I 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:42.240 keep it. 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.280 Well, I it's been what three weeks now since the 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:49.280 jungle has been so for three weeks Laura has been begging, pleading, 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.000 if you will, ash yea to have it removed and 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:56.120 finally gone. Well, I just I enjoyed having sex without kissing. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.280 It's the best. It's nice. It feels like it's efficient. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:02.440 It's very transact it's very transactional. I was like, money's 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.360 in the on the side table. It's as like as 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:10.280 that casual card. Hey, how's Vegas? Vegas was good man, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:10.640 I'll be. 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.640 Honest, it's nice to see you back in one piece. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:13.480 It was. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.640 It was a lot. It was a lot. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.080 There's a lot of pain behind his eyes. It was 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:21.920 a lot for three nights, Like the night before I went, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.160 I was like, oh my dear, one. I was going 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:27.240 to travel eighteen hours for three nights in Vegas. 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.840 Did you get the upgrade? Nah? 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:34.400 Look, I the flight over is fine because it's I 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.919 left in the middle of the day. So it's like 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.280 it's pretty much just like an Aarvo drinking session on 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:38.719 a plane. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:39.920 That's pretty much all it is. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.680 By yourself. Yeah, that had an American couple next to 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.960 me and they're like, this guy can stack away some beers. 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:46.360 Did you have a quick chat? Yeah, I had a 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:46.839 quick chat. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.080 I bet it was riveting for them. 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.599 And then it's always awking. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.360 I just say, it's always awkward if you start the 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.640 chat too early on, it's hard to know when to breakaway. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.080 Yeah. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.880 I just got on really drunk, and there's all systems go. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.360 I was respectful. I watched my own things and then 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.760 we chated a little bit. How you have to preface it, like, 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:17.000 I was very respectful in the flood, Everything's okay. I 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:21.440 was considerate. I was considerate drunk they're now Canadians fucking 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.920 But no, it was good. It was a long it's 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.240 a long way as you as you know. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.680 And like on the way back, I was lucky. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.120 I got two spare seeds and slept for like ten hours. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.080 But the coldest plane I've ever been on. I looked 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.000 to the across the aisle and there's a lady there. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:37.560 Look she looked like, you know, homeless man. They got 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:39.760 heaps of blankets over their shoulders and they're like that 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:43.200 was freezing, And it was like, would you say anything? 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:46.080 Would you make me say change the temperature in the 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:46.800 whole plane. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.760 Maybe someone bumped the Maybe the air hostess bumped the 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.760 like control panel and set it to like seventeen instead 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:53.280 of twenty one. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:55.440 Maybe I reckon they did it on purpose, because you 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.559 united help. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.280 What do they call them again? Flight? 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:06.479 Not help, just stand in the barrel and go helper, 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.640 bring me a drink? Help, fabi some great young help 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:17.320 a woman over that not young? All. I noticed that 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:22.200 the demographic are quite old and they're so grumpy. So 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.039 why is that? You're like, can? I found myself trying 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:28.040 to be so overly nice, and then I was like 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:35.120 fuck this, And then I was just like, but must 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.880 for a drink. It's honestly like you're asking for like 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.280 the newborn child. They're like, okay, here it is. That's 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:43.800 like I'm asking him to land the plane, like mid air, like, 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.320 just get me a drink. I know. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.640 It's like probably because they do. 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:48.880 They shout out to all the hostess is out there 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:49.880 working incredibly hard. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.839 Except United. Well, they obviously work at a job, like 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.520 especially the Americans, where they don't get tip for that job, right. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.080 Oh yeah that much. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.680 Do they expect a tip? Maybe they do. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:00.880 Maybe they're like that guy and seat number twenty three 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.120 a's not tipping us. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:03.960 Wow, that's the case. I owe a lot of fighters. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:04.960 It's a lot of money. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.840 I saw the biggest Peters I've ever seen. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:11.720 Gone. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:16.320 So you know, Vegas Strip, lots of beautiful, fancy hotels 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:20.400 and you got MGM, you got Caesars. And it's sort 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.800 of like you know, if you look at a building 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.280 like that's a building, but you go to Vegas and 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:25.920 you look at the building, you're like, whoa, look at that. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.960 You know, it's got a architectural marvels. It's a bit tacky, 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.320 but it's like it's it's always trying to be polite 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:33.080 to the Americans. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.400 I don't obviously I dip them. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.280 I mean like even the what's the one with the 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.680 fountains at the front, blag the blu it was. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.920 Chockers a long. I couldn't even get down the foot path. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.440 It was just busy, like I don't know. Weather was great. 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.320 You know, last time was a bit windy. This time 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.840 it was quite nice. Do you have a memory at all? 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:57.440 Do you what's my name? John Windy? I don't remember 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.080 the weather? Remember they round all the it was. It 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.160 was one day was windy. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.360 We went to go to the pool and we were 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.640 and the umbrellas are flying and paling people. Now I remember, Sorry. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:11.040 We didn't have that this time. It was not beautiful. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:11.640 Wind was good. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.080 It was about on the last day. But okay, what 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.000 how did I say? You're admiring the buildings? How do 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.080 you then at which point do you then come face 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.880 to face with a giant penis? It was in one 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.280 of the building windows. So you come around the corner. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.880 We come around the corner. There's a place called the Lynx, 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.560 which is like a really old building in the middle 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.800 of the strip, looks so out of place, like it's. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:34.720 It's due for a knockdown. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:38.080 It must be like a heritage listed it's like that. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:40.560 You're like, you come around the corner. That building anyway, 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.960 it's got none of the windows are tinted. There's a 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:48.439 guy standing there full in the fucking stark right, white guy. 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:52.880 What level do you think? It was? Rough? Five levels up? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.520 So yeah, not far so he would know that he's 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.880 like he was of what he's doing. Yeah, because if 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.320 your level twenty, like this thing. 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:04.000 Hung down to his knee and he was completely shaven, 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.000 and me and while stop, how long were you looking 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.880 at him? I was like put my hands and he's 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:15.280 just a big thumbs up. I had big thumbs up 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.360 and then he but he was standing there so proud 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.200 and majestic like he knew what he had. Maybe it 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.360 was a fake like prosthetic. No, this thing was real, 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.320 you reckon? He just good on him. Yeah, didn't move, 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.560 didn't move a muscle and he's just watching the people 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.600 down And it was like a crowd of people. I 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.440 was like standing up on like a ledge and I 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.360 was like. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.160 Like same kind of crowds that would go to watch 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:40.600 the fountains at Blagia or then watching this guy at links. 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.120 Yeah yeah, yeah, and it goes off every thirty minutes. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.040 Highlight of the trip. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.640 Wow, No, it wasn't hard. It was huge. What was 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:53.280 I thought it was memorable. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.800 And I know I'm glad. 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.320 I'm glad you held on to that story obviously for 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.880 anyone wondering. You know, this guy was a willing participant. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.920 He was putting himself on show. He was he was 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:03.160 a showman. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:04.800 I wasn't people. I couldn't miss it. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.679 It wasn't like ash was like breaking into rooms and 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:08.680 looking at people's penises. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:09.880 That's a story for another time. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.960 But no, very good. And I did notice that they're 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.880 over there this year because it was for the NRL. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.680 A lot more families man like young families too, so 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:24.200 like little kids in their Sharks jersey. I said, love 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.600 love the NRL. Yes, love what they're doing over in Vegas. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.200 Is it a family friendly place? Do you know what 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:34.079 they did this time? And they've made it way more inclusive? 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.320 So you know how like Fremont Street was like a 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.920 night thing. Yeah, they had the Avo entertainment for the kids. 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.480 They would do on Fremont They would do like the 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.920 Fox three sixty and the Maddie John Show in the afternoon, 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.199 so all the kids could be around and there was 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.040 all the entertainers. And would you take Oscar and Macy 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:57.480 their next year? No, I live a very different lifestyle. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:01.720 To those children. But I actually spent the games with 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.800 a young family from the Shire. And funny story how 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.959 this came about. I bought tickets on the day, the 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.320 cheapest tickets, so right at the top and Myles, my 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.160 friend who went, we were doing hot Labster because it's 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:17.800 a beautiful stadium, like remember the gorgeous They know how 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.960 to do it right, and we're going up the escalator 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.760 and Miles starts chatting to this guy's got two big 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.520 things of popcorn, because I was like, where'd you get 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.480 that popcorn? And he started to give us the spiel 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:27.920 about hey, if you buy one of these things. 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.560 He's got his kids, and he was. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:30.880 Like, where are you guys sitting And we're like, oh, 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.720 we're way at the top, and he goes, oh, we'll 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.559 way at the top too. Until we started to get 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.720 up there and I didn't realize his wife is deathly 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:41.520 afraid of hide. It's very steep, so steep, and he 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.200 was like, I went to one of the ladies there. 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:44.199 My wife's afraid to hide. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.520 So they gave them a full like concrete deck that 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.880 was like mid level that's usually used for like what 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:52.959 still was used for, like wheelchairs and stuff. 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.520 That a whole deck. Oh wow. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.959 And I was like, is that right? Pay used to 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.600 be scared of heights, and the weasel started weaseling. I 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.320 was like, your weasel senses would have been like yeah. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:08.160 I was like, I'm also deathly afraid of heights. Anyway, 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.280 he goes come with us and I went and the 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.240 lady was like, Jeff tickets. I'm like, yeah, way up. 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.640 They didn't realize I'm definitely afraid of heights. And she 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.199 was like, oh, there's plenty of room here. I love 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:19.760 how you have to put in deathly. I am definitely 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.080 I'm going to save it. I'm going to sell it. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.760 I'm not going to be like, oh, I'm goin afraid 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.520 of heights. So I got to sit will die if 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.240 I have to stand up there. So I went from 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.000 a thirty dollars ticket to a two hundred dollar ticket 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.240 like that. So I just sat there the whole time 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.640 with his family. Were you in a wheelchair? No? I 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.760 was standing standing there was It was great. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.720 Anyway. They had two young girls. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.800 They go for the Sharks and just you know, just 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.040 run lovely, running the mill sort of families to shout 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:45.720 out to those guys. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.840 I think his name is Brian anyway, I think. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.640 But one thing that really shocked me going okay about 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.960 this family is they had two daughters. 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:56.960 One was seven and one was. 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:00.280 Sort of Macy's age, maybe a little bit young. And 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.480 I was, you know, chatting to the seven year old 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.280 because she's you know, having a good time, and I 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.280 was like, what's your favorite TV show? And she turned 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:13.160 around she goes, w w E wow wow. Pretty influenced 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:17.120 by dad, I reckon is he mom? Oh wow? Yeah? 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.920 And Mum was like, we love it, but she's scared 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.680 of heights. But she loves she loves wrestling, and apparently 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:26.160 the daughter also loves vander Pump and they love popcorn. Yeah. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:31.520 What an interesting bribes, What an interesting family. Yeah wow, 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.199 it was good to have. How they do it in 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:33.600 the Shire? 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.760 Yeah, I was like, I thought she'd like a Coca 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.000 milon or something like that. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.800 Yeah, what's what's the one like Gabby's dollhouse? 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.280 I was expecting. Was not expecting. 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:49.320 Body slams you Like, see you guys, body slams you ash, 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:56.520 body slams you, body slams you what? Sometimes you know 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.880 you get body slamms Like I'm confused. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:13:59.839 One of my missus. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:05.920 I just give a fake laugh. Oh yeah, yeah, but 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.719 she body slammed you because she she loves the w W. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:10.760 Kick me up and she put me between her legs 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:12.920 went boof and Paul drove me into the ground. I'm 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:14.880 trying to tell a story here. I'm trying to tell 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:19.080 a joke. Brok, I missed it. Sorry, I couldn't tell. Sorry, 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:19.840 I couldn't tell. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.200 I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry. Very funny, Matthew. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.080 I have to have like a little like Tapper under 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.600 the table. Oh come on, and I just missed that one. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:32.880 You missed a few anyway. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.720 Body slam I'm just gonna just keep saying it. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:39.400 Yes, okay, anyway, moving on? What was I think? Yes, 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:43.680 so Goodrick slammed. I don't get the joke. I don't 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:44.080 get it. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:47.960 She's seven, oh so like it would take it would 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.080 take a lot for her to do it well because 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.120 she's because she you know, you're chatting to a seven 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:56.240 year old, and she's like, I'm really missing this joke. 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:59.720 I'll show you my favorite show. And then she just 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:00.360 picked up and. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:05.360 I get it. I do I do. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.920 What was saying is if we went back and I 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:13.480 asked the question again instead of her giving me the answer. Yeah, 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.160 we got there. But anyway, I was like, all right, 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:17.560 at the end of the night, we're going to go 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.800 off and do some adult things like godle gaisina or 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:21.320 do whatever. And I was like, oh, I say, a 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:22.440 really nice to meet you, and she. 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.000 Just goes like John Cena. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.280 See didn't laugh the John Cena wave that he does 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.640 where he runs his hand in front of his. 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:34.320 Anyway, let's move on. 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:41.400 He really thrown me off. Sorry, that's okay, that's okay. Yes, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.600 it was good. It was a good trip overall. I 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:47.840 didn't know that was I thought she was blind. No, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.280 she's definitely afraid of heights. Man. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:55.120 Hey, just quickly, just quickly, you met Ann Woods again? 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.240 Why am I sweating? Dude? It's a bit warm. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:58.200 It's a bit warm. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:15:59.680 Yeah, go I did. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.000 I ran into Woods you over there. I went in 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.520 search of him till. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.480 We give you a little podcast, a plug new podcast. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.840 Sure. Yeah, there's something very exciting coming. I'm not leaving 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.200 here unless you kick me out one doing dad. I 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.160 feel like I'm in a relationship where I'm allowing my 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:15.600 partner to have sex. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.200 With other people. That sounds amazing. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.680 I'm not watching you record with Aaron Woods. You can 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.520 if you're but I've got a chair. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:25.960 Did you put a chair in the corner. I'll just 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:29.600 sit there in silence watching you guys. You have a podcast. 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:35.680 Yes, it's called NRLs. I don't think we've actually got 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.880 a name for it yet, so okay, sorry, I shouldn't 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.760 she should laugh. It's not me that's unorganized, but it 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:45.080 sounds about right. It's called nrl ACES. Is it out? 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:46.000 It will? 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.520 We are recording next week for the first time, so 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:49.760 it could be a mess. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:52.480 No, I'm sure to be fine. I'm sure. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.360 It's all about football, of course, but it's a bit 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.640 different because it's more like the armchair expert versus the expert. 0:16:58.640 --> 0:16:59.960 And then we have a host, which one of you. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.720 I am definitely not an expert. I'm an arm chair. 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:04.760 I'm the sort of guy who was still on the 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:06.639 couch and when like he throws the ball for oh, 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.400 drops the ball, he goes I would have called that like. 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:09.920 That sort of ship. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.679 Yeah, like that very good. And then we have Renee 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:16.000 Gartner who's gonna keep us in line perfect. So that 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.359 starts next week. I can't wait to watch in the 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:22.120 corner in your cutchair. Yeah, beautiful. I have a little 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.159 update of three things good. Three things I would like 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:27.560 to talk to you about. One is just very quick 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:32.240 wondering how many hats you have lost at school so far? 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:38.800 None different with boys and girls, I think, okay, go on, okay, 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:42.760 because girls have hair and you have to put it 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.560 into different sort of ponytail and stuff. 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:45.440 The hat doesn't sit right. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.000 No, I don't really do my lace han anymore. She 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.240 just wants it to be free. You know, she haven't 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.480 lost this. SAT's terrible for knits, dude. Oh man. The 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.359 knits don't care if it's in a ponytail or not. 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:56.760 Then they're going to attack. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:57.520 They preference. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.960 The knits won't go oh, hang on a second, that braider. No, no, 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:03.320 it's all about the hair moving and touching other people. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.879 Who was telling you this? It's science from like what? 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:08.840 Okay? Well, just what report? 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:10.840 I don't know if the top of my head it's 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:14.439 from their head last we can figure it out. But 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.919 I'm pretty sure that's how it works. But anyway, so 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.920 like it sits quite snug on Oscar's head, right, But 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.280 I know when I put a hat on Macy, I 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:22.840 turn around. 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.960 It's like, where's that fucking hat gone? Because it doesn't seem. 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:28.560