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Speaker 1: But if you'd like to get on board, wee bigs

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Speaker 1: You could eat?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, why are you only eating sick? Because I

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Speaker 1: I'm just like shot kids on many weekbis in two hours.

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Speaker 1: They're like, why daddy can eat like sixteen week bigs?

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Speaker 1: How many would you normally have? I reckon twenty. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: I reckon I could hit to it. I reckon a

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Speaker 1: all flustered about the wheat piuse. Welcome back to two

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Speaker 2: I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash And this is

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Speaker 2: a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It is the good, this is a bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And one thing that it's not is a podcast that

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Ash. You you had to get

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Speaker 1: prompted to know something about me. I did. I've noticed

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Speaker 2: My daughter called it a chin called a chin trim,

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Speaker 2: That sounds like, oh, chin trim. I decided to shave

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Speaker 1: You know when you like, you go away somewhere for

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Speaker 2: It looks have you ever have you ever had a

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Speaker 2: Thank you for reminding me, but Laura couldn't kiss me,

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Speaker 1: It must be like a heritage listed it's like that.

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Speaker 3: Wow, No, it wasn't hard. It was huge. What was

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Speaker 3: I thought it was memorable.

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Speaker 1: And I know I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: He was putting himself on show. He was he was

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Speaker 2: Hey, just quickly, just quickly, you met Ann Woods again?

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Speaker 2: We give you a little podcast, a plug new podcast.

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Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, there's something very exciting coming. I'm not leaving

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Speaker 1: I'm not watching you record with Aaron Woods. You can

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Speaker 1: wondering how many hats you have lost at school so far?

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Speaker 2: Then they're going to attack.

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Speaker 1: The knits won't go oh, hang on a second, that braider. No, no,

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Speaker 2: Actually, Molly to come home with a beautiful metal water bottle.

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Speaker 1: Well that's val you're yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well I bought the kids water bottle, remember, and they

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Speaker 2: So I've I've come back and my memory has completely

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Speaker 1: way nightmare, nightmare, getting there, nightmare, parking parking nightmare, just

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00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,520
Speaker 1: so much gear, getting out nightmare. Then the worst part

438
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 1: is getting them in the car full of sand.

439
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 2: Ah And do you know what happened? Yes, BONDI very busy, right,

440
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:32,160
Speaker 2: everyone is on top of the It's just like one

441
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,480
Speaker 2: big orgy on the beach there.

442
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,440
Speaker 3: I'm listening.

443
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 1: Just quickly.

444
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,159
Speaker 2: What I mean, It depends on how busy the beach is.

445
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 2: But what do you think is the appropriate distance between towels.

446
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 1: Like strangers towels. Yeah, oh I think there are man

447
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: your arm Yeah, so like a meter and a half

448
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 1: maybe maybe two meter and then one more of people.

449
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,360
Speaker 1: They were they were like on each other.

450
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 2: I put my towel down and then the towel is

451
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 2: touching my towel, and I don't want to be that

452
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 2: guy saying excuse me, but our towers are touching.

453
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's not allowed.

454
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 1: There's no I don't know.

455
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 3: There shouldn't be any toawl crossover.

456
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 2: No towel cross if you're crossing over someone else's.

457
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,199
Speaker 1: Tower, unless the wind accidentally wafts wafts it.

458
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 2: But even even if your towel is close enough to

459
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 2: be wafted by the wind over to your towel, that's

460
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 2: too close.

461
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's a nightmare.

462
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,879
Speaker 2: So we're walking down and it's very hard to you know,

463
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 2: it's you're trying to like dodge all the people. Don't

464
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 2: have the buggy, no time for that. Got the I

465
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 2: got the big pram, big pram, load the big pram up,

466
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 2: big bag. Then like we have to track from the ramp,

467
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 2: drop the pram off, then trek across the beach, and

468
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 2: it's it's an arduous journey, you know, you're dodging people.

469
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 2: And I said to one of my children, I don't

470
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 2: want to call them out, but I said to them,

471
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 2: just be really careful because they're you know, they're not

472
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 2: lifting their feet, they're just kicking the sound. Just be

473
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 2: really careful. We don't want to kick sound on people.

474
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 2: And then one of my children had that information, looked

475
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 2: at me, walked up to a woman who was some

476
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,439
Speaker 2: baking and just kick sand right in her face.

477
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: Do you know what that whoever made nameless would have

478
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 1: heard you say when you say don't kick sand or

479
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 1: they would have heard was Kicksand I was like, that's

480
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: all they would have heard. Just like just went up

481
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: went up to why.

482
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 3: I don't know.

483
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is fucking wrong with you?

484
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 2: Just went up to a woman just she was having

485
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: a great time relaxing on the beach and just got

486
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: an absolute footful of sand in her face.

487
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 1: And she's there going like what the hell?

488
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 3: I know which child this well?

489
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 2: And then I'm going, I'm so so sorry that was

490
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 2: That was not me, that was my wife.

491
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: I should have doubled down and just give her a

492
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: big matty j flipper full of sand.

493
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 2: I was like I want to make peace here anyway,

494
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 2: I know which child it was. And then and then

495
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 2: also reading between the lines, my children are a really

496
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 2: difficult age right now where they've just started to like waves,

497
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: like before they were petrified of waves. Obviously small waves,

498
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 2: they quite like it. But as we're like waist deep

499
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 2: in the water, sometimes your odd rogue wave would come,

500
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: which set, yeah, like a bomb set, which is like

501
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: almost head height for my my children. As this bomb

502
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: set comes, I then moments before impact, I then lift

503
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 2: the child up to save them, and that's met with

504
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: don't fucking touch me, and.

505
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just let him have it.

506
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 2: So dude, after two bomb sets and being yelled at

507
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 2: by my daughters.

508
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you know what you can you can

509
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 3: cop this? Here's a lesson.

510
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 2: Like this wave came monster wave, like big bomming out

511
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: the back, and we're only like, well, again waist deep.

512
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 2: So it's whitewash at this point, and it comes in

513
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: and I'm like looking at looking at my daughter, looking

514
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 2: at this wave, looking at my daughter, and I'm like, well,

515
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: you're gonna get what you asked for. Praise for impact, God,

516
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 2: steam away. And then like feet are like tumbling in

517
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 2: the air. I then I went over and skid them.

518
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,199
Speaker 2: But I pick them up out of the water, and.

519
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: They're like, ah, why didn't you get me? Or it's

520
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: usually met me. I hate the bitch. I want to

521
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: go home. I'm like, what do you want? What is it?

522
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: I can't pick you up, I can't let you get

523
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 1: hit by a wave, Like, what do you want from me?

524
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 2: Also just going to say I love my kids, really,

525
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 2: I love them. It's like it's they don't know what

526
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,199
Speaker 2: they want. You're trying to get them out of danger's way.

527
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 2: They don't know that that's danger until you've done the

528
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 2: right thing.

529
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, I want them to know that

530
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: the waves can waves are not your friend. Don't underestimate

531
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: the ocean, dude. Anyway, I came back and I was

532
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: just like that was well, they just like full of sands. Yeah,

533
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: they you know, they were hungry and they were you know. Anyway,

534
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,479
Speaker 1: I did the same thing with Oscar, but on a

535
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: on a like a foamy surfboard. He was like, I

536
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: was pushing onto these tiny it was like I'm talking

537
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: the size of an iPhone wash just so that you

538
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: could get yeah, lovely, lovely, and he was like, oh,

539
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 1: I want bigger I want a bigger one. I was like, okay, bro,

540
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: here you go and push him on one like double

541
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: the size and it just nosed dub flung him. The

542
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: guy took off the beach. He's just like, I'm like,

543
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: where are you running? We live that way. Eventually you

544
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: turn around and came back and then had to go

545
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: see mom, hate hate the water, the surfboard. Then I

546
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: just I continue, I know, yeah, I continue to continue

547
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: to do the same thing to Macie. But she isn't

548
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: a big floating jacket. When you're shutting these kids across

549
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: the beach, this isn't a big floating jacket.

550
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: So she just rolled on top of the water.

551
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, I hate the beach now.

552
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 3: I hate the beach.

553
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: Hate the beach. And also to go back to your

554
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: point about how close the towers are right, yeah, going

555
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: we're just gone out of school holidays, which you know

556
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: is a terrible time to go.

557
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 3: To the beach.

558
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: It's the time that you want to go and the

559
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: time that everyone else wants to go. So it's just chaos.

560
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: We're down the beach nowan beach, and there's a big

561
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: rock wall and we sit up against the rock wall

562
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: that there's a lagoon that runs into the ocean and

563
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: then it goes in and out, in and out.

564
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 3: And it's like a bit rapidly. And then there's also.

565
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: Some deeper spots with the kids, but there's not a

566
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: lot of sand.

567
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: For anyone who's unfamiliar. Look at ashes stories on the

568
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: weekend and you'll see now being like, which is beautiful. Oh,

569
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 2: it's lovely when it's gorgeous when it's open. When it's

570
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 2: not open, it's like a big stinky puddle. But it's

571
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: probably like from me to the wall away, there's a

572
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 2: couple of meters in terms of sand and where sat

573
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 2: here in a spot people sat, you know, and this

574
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: family with a tent came and sat within ten centimeters

575
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: of where my feet are, like a full tent, so

576
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 2: they're completely obstructed. Just move in, yeah, just move to

577
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: my fucking house.

578
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 3: Wives. And they've obstructed the view.

579
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: And then the tent that he even moved my towel

580
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: corner to put the tent.

581
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 2: Come on, bro, come on, like, who has the audacity

582
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: to move someone else's tower?

583
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? And I said, oh, good thing,

584
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: we'll leave him.

585
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 3: What did he say. He just laughed, like giggled, like

586
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 3: he was like nervous.

587
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: How do you where do you get that level of arrogance.

588
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: It's more like self awareness. Some people have zero self

589
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: awareness whatsoever. Like just have a scaup of it. You

590
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: may as well.

591
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: You may as well just move into someone's house, like

592
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 2: knock on the door, come through with like eski and

593
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 2: have lunch in the backyard.

594
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: That generation, it's it's like my parents. They will make

595
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: my parents generation where my mom So I moved into

596
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: my father in law's house. I don't have told you

597
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: the story, and Mom goes, do you mind if we

598
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: park a caravan at the front? I was like, yeah, mum,

599
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: you want to park a fucking caravan? And I saw

600
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: at the front of my father in law's house. Have

601
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: some self awareness, like you have told me this story

602
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: four times? Yes, sorry, but like that's what I mean.

603
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: It's that generation. But I just you talking about the

604
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: tower and I really got me. I'm going to say

605
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: on the weekend, the culprit was my age. Oh yeah,

606
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 1: it's but it's it's all generations. It's an issue. It's

607
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: an issue that's been neglected. We have an election coming up.

608
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, well, there was that whole cool cabana

609
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: thing that went mental. I want to I want to

610
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: the hornet's nest. Taking a cool cabana to the beach

611
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: is like taking a carport to the beach.

612
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: It's the same thing.

613
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm going to have to start doing

614
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 2: it because the towe is not strong.

615
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: Enough a perimeter.

616
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 2: Build a note that people are disregarding that. Back in

617
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 2: my day, the towel was was the perimeter. Like people

618
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: would look at the towel as being like, that's your land.

619
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: People disregard the towel. Now no one gives any respect

620
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: to the towel. People only respect the cool cabana.

621
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: You should roll over onto their towel, like, hey.

622
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: I started eating their snacks, bring those strawberries over here,

623
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: but their sun cream started kissing his wife and I

624
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, is that.

625
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: How you feel? That's how I feel when your towel

626
00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: approaches on my town.

627
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: It's the only way they'll learn. One of the things

628
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 2: happened as well. It's quite exciting.

629
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: It's a big milestone, big milestone in the Johnson Burn household.

630
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: You no, well, it's exciting because where.

631
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: My child is evolving.

632
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: In the what she can fly shut up about time

633
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 2: she has this is Lola has stopped wearing nappies at nighttime.

634
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: Oh, stop wearing nappers at nighttime.

635
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: We did a rule where I think we said, if

636
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: you can do five nights of no wheeze, then dry

637
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: nappy in the morning.

638
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so every time we have a dry nappy

639
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: it was like whoo.

640
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: Like big celebration, big song and dance. She was really excited.

641
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: And then and also said a lot of money. Nappies

642
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: aren't cheap. Oh yeah, and it's a bloody nightmad terrible

643
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: for the environment. Not that that's stopped me using them.

644
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: Shout out to anyone who uses cloths no, because funck

645
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: that that's for that love the environment?

646
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 3: Though?

647
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,959
Speaker 1: What about it is when I had a kid, my

648
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: sister was like I was the first out of my

649
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: siblings to have a kid that she was like, going

650
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: to use resalp and I'm like no, She's like, do you

651
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: know how bad they are to the environment? The other

652
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: one like the ones you buy. And now she's got

653
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: a niece and I said, did you use resal apps?

654
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 3: Like I want to talk about it.

655
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 2: But also like look at the mines that you know,

656
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 2: they're digging up Australia, Like, you know, it's over.

657
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 3: Fuck it. Whether I'm using a Huggy's nappy or not

658
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 3: makes we keep.

659
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: Trying to get to net zero. We're setting unachievable goals.

660
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: Let's go the other way. Don't put the pressure on

661
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: the parents, put the pressure on the mining company.

662
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go the other way. Please met one hundred.

663
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, we are. We decided this is going to

664
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: be it. No nappies at nighttime. I'm loving that, which

665
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: is like, you know, it's a bit it's like my

666
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: little my little girls growing up now at every every turn,

667
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: they're growing up. But then like first night no nappies,

668
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 2: pissed the bed. But it worked out perfectly because she

669
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: rolled off the bed and then Pete, there's a little

670
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: rugs she peed on the run.

671
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, pit on the rug.

672
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: So she was like.

673
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: Daddy and I went up there and she's like, I

674
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: need to get changed.

675
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is a great result because

676
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: the time it takes to change the bed, they then

677
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 2: wake up even more.

678
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 3: Everyone is pretty much awake.

679
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, I'll just put a towel

680
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: down and drive that rug right up, beautiful, it's fine,

681
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: love that It's fine. But then Lola started doing this thing.

682
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 3: Is she still heavy on the waters?

683
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: She does? Okay?

684
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 3: Her sleep routine is a bit strange. Okay.

685
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: So she has a water bottle but has to have

686
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 2: it hot yep, Okay, Well, there's a certain temperature it

687
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: has to be not too hot to touch. She almost

688
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 2: has it as a comforter. So she wants a warm

689
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: water bottle when she sleeps, right, that's rule number one. Yeah, okay,

690
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: rule number two. This has only started happening since I've

691
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: been away. She doesn't have a pillow anymore. She's very

692
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: particular with her senses.

693
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 3: So there's three issues my wife would call them.

694
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she doesn't have a pillow. She has like

695
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: one of those soft felt blankets which is folded up

696
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 2: in the shape of a pillow. That's what she sleeps on. Right,

697
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 2: it's rule number two.

698
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 3: That's weird.

699
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 2: So rule number one, just to reiterate hot water bottle,

700
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: which is a water bottle. Well number two, blanket, pillow.

701
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: Rule number three, she sleeps on her block of cement.

702
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 2: She can't use a duvet as.

703
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: Agree to disagree. That's another argument. So she now gets

704
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: going on this one. Then now just.

705
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: Has a a crocheted blanket. And when she has the

706
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,719
Speaker 2: crocheted blanket like Nana's blanket, Nana's blanket. When she has

707
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 2: on her it has to be up to her like

708
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: her shoulder, Oh my god, and then has to be

709
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: completely flat like all the edges all around.

710
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 3: It's a vampires are.

711
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: She sleeps on a side. Yeah.

712
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: If there's any ripple in the blanket, she's like, there's

713
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: a ripple, yeah, and have to.

714
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: Have to smooth out the blanketed fuck.

715
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 3: Kid's a weird. Hey, yeah, that's that's my daughter.

716
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: They are how they are weird. You can't well, that

717
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: is all weird. All of those things are all weird.

718
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want to say.

719
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 2: So that's how she sleeps now, And I'm like, do

720
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 2: I start to push back on these things?

721
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: No?

722
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: Do I just unless you want to lose some sleep,

723
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: do I just take the path of this resistance. Luckily

724
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: she'll if the blanket raffles up in the middle of

725
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: the night, she's fine, but going to sleep. She still

726
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: got the dummy, yeah, yes, and that's also everyone before

727
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 2: the dummy. Still we'll get next week. Get where the

728
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 2: dummy again. I remember what happened last night.

729
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's weird. They pick up these little.

730
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: Bits and pieces like they comfort things. Right, they all

731
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: have like oh, they doesn't really have that. She's Lola

732
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: because I had I've busted Macy.

733
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 3: Actually I busted she's been busted.

734
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: So like all of our kids books, right, because we

735
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: read a book before we go to.

736
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 3: Bed part of the bedtime routine. She just make this

737
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 3: episode about bedtime.

738
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: All about laying down and so, you know, read a book.

739
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: But she also likes to then take the book we've

740
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: read to bed. I have no problems with that, but

741
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: I had noticed over like a few months that every

742
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 1: book has bits.

743
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 3: Of it missing.

744
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: She rips out pages, he rips out the flaps, he

745
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: rips out I love full pages, just bits of something

746
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: like maybe you know when you're like a kid and

747
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: you're like, oh I love this from a magazine and

748
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: you keep it or whatever like sort.

749
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 3: Of like that.

750
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, but I couldn't. I couldn't find

751
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: the bits. She's eating them, That's what I thought. I

752
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: thought she's fucking eating the paper.

753
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 3: And I kept like.

754
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: Just trying to catch us, like eh, but she'd just

755
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: be like. Anyway, she's got a bed full of books

756
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: and all the half the pages are missing, and I

757
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: was like, what's going on here?

758
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 3: Anyway?

759
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: She she's still in a nappy and she leaked through

760
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: the nappy and it was quite a big one, so

761
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: it was like it went through multiple layers of sheets

762
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: and whatever. So I've moved the bed and little behold,

763
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: I have found the nest the nest and I want

764
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: to show you please because the video is quite funny.

765
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 3: Love it.

766
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: Your hair clip? Now, come and show me what you've

767
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: watched rhy on your bed. She's grown up. Oh what's that?

768
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: From back here to get away? She's been sprung and

769
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: she's just like shit, I know, I just gaining this

770
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: real attitude. Yeah, she's grown up.

771
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 3: She is like turningto like she's so funny now.

772
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: Anytimes she does anything instead of like facing the music,

773
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: she just goes so rude and you can't get cranky

774
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: with her because she just says it's so cute.

775
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 2: Where did they get that from? It must be a

776
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: daycad thing, so funny.

777
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'ld be like she does this thing now and

778
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, come on, man.

779
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 3: She's wait years.

780
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: You haven't seen her in ages, waiting to see she's

781
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: like a completely different yea child, Yeah, that's funny. She

782
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: is very cute anyway, So the books are all fucked

783
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: in my house and it's because of Mazy. But we've

784
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: now we've stopped with like, we're like, you can have

785
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: one book, but as soon as you RiPP a page

786
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: books on, Matt.

787
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: I have some good news. What's that.

788
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: We have brought back a segment from last year called

789
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: Parenting Lies. Play the music, Tell Me Love, tell Me Yes,

790
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: that's a banger. It's been a while, it has been

791
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: a while.

792
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 2: And exciting news off the back of for those of

793
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 2: you who maybe have not been following us for a while.

794
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 2: We did a kid's book last year. We got some

795
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: soft toys made. Oh yes, they came very late from China.

796
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: The book is now pretty much like finished, but we've

797
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: got like one hundred and fifty.

798
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: It means we've got things to give away, Matt.

799
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 2: So if you have any parenting lies and they get

800
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: read out on this podcast, we will send you. You

801
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 2: have the choice of a Maddie j or an ash Doll.

802
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: We will send it to you. So telling lies your

803
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: kids may reward them by giving them a sof toy,

804
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: and like.

805
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: The thing is with giving them one each, we're going

806
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: to figure out.

807
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 3: Who's the most popular.

808
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's like we've got a We've got a

809
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: whole box of ashes here. Yeah, we've got no Matt's

810
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: Lola loves ashy Bashi because he's got the red hat.

811
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: Loves the red win over every time. Do you want

812
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 3: to start it? Would you let me to start?

813
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got one here. This one is from Lauren.

814
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 1: Hi Lauren, She says, congratulations, she's got a soft toy.

815
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, just like that. That's how it's done. That's

816
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: how it works.

817
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, my dad told me that

818
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: our cat had run away.

819
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 3: Very sad.

820
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 2: That's horrible, And she goes, I only recently found out,

821
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 2: now that I'm in my thirties, that he accidentally ran

822
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: it over in the car. Oh so he'd been I lie,

823
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 2: that had lasted decades, Oh a bit.

824
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: The Dad's like, fuck, I thought I got away with that.

825
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: I used to have a bird and my nan was

826
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: looking after the bird while when we moved away, and

827
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: she said, oh so I died of like bird cancer.

828
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: I should have known when she said bird cancer I

829
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: should have known that. I later on in life found

830
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,959
Speaker 1: out that she hit it over the head with a brick.

831
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: Why because it was sick and I just wanted to

832
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: suffer anymore. Okay, she's old school. She buried in the backyard.

833
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: It was yeah, okay, anyway, bird cancer, fuck it dumb

834
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 2: was iron like brick cancer.

835
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 3: Thank you. Okay, you're like, thank god. She could have

836
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 3: body slammed it.

837
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: Body slammed it.

838
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 3: That body's learned the brick onto earth.

839
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: Funny, get get out a better joke. Body slammed the bird.

840
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: I would have taken pile driver. I want to take

841
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: an armbar.

842
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: When the bird was dead, she goes, yeah, she was

843
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 2: like doing the hand in front of the face. For

844
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: those of you who are listening, yes.

845
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 3: Not watching, I forget that. It's not the visual medium. Okay.

846
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: This one's from Anonymous, whose Anonymous messages these days.

847
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,439
Speaker 3: Anonymous says, strange name, birth name.

848
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: We have a toothless man living in our drain to

849
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: stop the girls playing with the shower. Why does he do?

850
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 1: They're gonna go with so many other things. They could

851
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: have been like teeth. They're like, there's a man in

852
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: the train. They're like, so it's like who's it could

853
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 1: have been like he's he's horribly disfigured, or like anything else.

854
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: He's got one eye but terrible breath.

855
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 3: My husband told our kids, who's this from?

856
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

857
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 3: Is this from Emma?

858
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: Oh? Congratulations? One day Ashdahl ash Pick Maddie j. She says,

859
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: my husband told our kids, who were two and four,

860
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: for those playing at home, that if they get out

861
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: of better bedtime, Roro, who was the robot vacuum cleaner,

862
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: would get them. So now when they go to bed,

863
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: they have to say good night to Roro and remain

864
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: in bed at all times.

865
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: Is part of the family.

866
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: I used to have an electric vacuum we called her

867
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: NeSSI because the place was messy and Nessie would come

868
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: and clean. It didn't work though she was stuck on

869
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: the couch all the time.

870
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 3: Useless. This is from Sarah.

871
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: She tells her kids that they have to close the

872
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: park at midday to clean it for the afternoon visitors.

873
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: Very good, classic, that's just a well thought out lie.

874
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Speaker 1: Mainly especially if you've got kids like Macy still naps.

875
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: She's was useless and it's like trying to get them home,

876
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: like they got to shut the park.

877
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 3: We can come back after your nap for repairs.

878
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: How good it be if you could just leave your

879
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: leave where everything you're playing with, go, have an apple,

880
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: come back and tall clean again.

881
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: That'd be great. The dream that is the dream. We

882
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: have one quick question as before we go. One quick

883
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: question and also for those of you who do have

884
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 2: any parnenting questions, submit it, throw it our way, Ash,

885
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 2: and I will give you our unprofessional opinion on it.

886
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: This one is actually a personal question of mind, Ash,

887
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 2: that I will ask you off the back of some

888
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 2: recent activities.

889
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: When does it feel on it?

890
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: When does it become standard practice for birthday parties to

891
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 2: be drop and go?

892
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: The food, you drop and go, You drop the.

893
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: Kids off, drop the kids off, and you drop the

894
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 2: kids off obviously you get out of the car.

895
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 3: Its like dropping off for school.

896
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 2: You get out of the car, you hand them over

897
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: and give them the gift, and you come back in

898
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 2: two hours and the party's finished.

899
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 3: But don't have to be older.

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00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: We're there, were you're there, We're there at the point

901
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: where we're having we're now having drop and go birthday parties.

902
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: If if if April was like we gonna have a

903
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: birthday party's gonna dropp and go. I'm like, no, I'm

904
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: not looking I'm not taking care of ten kids on

905
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:09,959
Speaker 1: my own.

906
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 2: Well it's not you, it's but if it was me,

907
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be honest. Let's be honest. You're not looking

908
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 2: after anybody.

909
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 3: I'm looking after me. Well, actually jurors out on that.

910
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: Dropping go so okay, So dropping with a present, yeah,

911
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: and off you go?

912
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 3: You the house or at both?

913
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: Dude, both we've had We've had two birthday parties where

914
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: it's been optional. It's been optional for you to stay

915
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: as a parent.

916
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 3: I did not know that was a thing.

917
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure, Like what are the benchmarks? Like how

918
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 2: do people decide? Is it like at six or seven?

919
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 2: Is that when parties become drop and go? What is

920
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 2: the rule here? I have no idea, like I said, like, I.

921
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: Mean, I love it. It's great you drop a kid out.

922
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: I want some time off. I'll be like king for

923
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: an extra hour. I don't worry about it.

924
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 3: It's like it's nice a sleepover.

925
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: It's not time and my dad, my dad, this is

926
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: a bush. It's like, I don't know, I feel like

927
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: you having to drop. No, you're not had a single

928
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: drop and go part that I am aware of, right,

929
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't go to the parties.

930
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 3: April does the party thing.

931
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 2: It's a it's a lot of small talk, and I

932
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: suck at that. You're very good.

933
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 3: No, I'm rude. I'm not I'm vulgar. I'm just like, hey,

934
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: how about that penis.

935
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: One thing's for sure, you're not laughing anyone else's jokes

936
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 2: at the party.

937
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 3: I don't make it a Yeah I do.

938
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: I love for good jokes, all right, But like as

939
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: as I'm all for the being the dropper, but being

940
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: the being the host, I would be like, you're not

941
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: going anywhere if you drop your kids off to me

942
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: and be like, where the fun yoga again? Rag, get

943
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: back in here. Power. If I'm in here, you're in

944
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: here too.

945
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 2: So you're like, you'll have like a sixteen seventeen year

946
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 2: old birthday party for usc I'm macy, and you'll be

947
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 2: like parents must stay revising their kids at all.

948
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 1: Time because we're going to have the most fun most

949
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: likely at that age.

950
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 3: But like, yeah, no, not for.

951
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: Me, okay, I reckon from the age of six.

952
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 2: I don't think drop and go parties should be considered

953
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 2: considered as long as I'm not hosting considered.

954
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can agree with you, Ash. We have to

955
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 3: get out of here make good time today.

956
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: We'll also just say that we announced last week the calendars.

957
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: We donated three thy, five hundred and fourteen dollars to

958
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: rise up. We still do have some calendars left. We

959
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: have a few.

960
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 3: We also have other things left coming out.

961
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Also we're selling a lot of things at

962
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 2: the moment.

963
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: Everything must go at this table.

964
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 2: You like it on saying watching the videos on socials,

965
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: you can have it for yours two hundred bucks.

966
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,479
Speaker 3: That's cheap.

967
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 2: We are currently wearing T shirts. Yours is white. I

968
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 2: might just move not required because people are listening right

969
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 2: now and can't see anything.

970
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 4: Oh but very considerate of you, Thank you you. I'm

971
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 4: thinking about the people right so sorry. They will become

972
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 4: available to purchase. We don't know when exactly we will, Okay,

973
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 4: we want to say a week when this comes out.

974
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 4: The maximum time from when this podcast comes out and

975
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 4: the shirts will be on sale will be a week.

976
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 4: Let's say a maximum is a week, hopefully fingers crossed

977
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 4: less than that.

978
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 3: Less than that. Yeah, they're great, they're comfortable.

979
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 2: But just follow us on social media, and as soon

980
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: as they're available, we will let you know. We don't

981
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 2: have that many. We've got about fifty.

982
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 3: We have a price on them. We get about a hundred.

983
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm to like there's only two of them.

984
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: We've got four thousand in a warehouse. We've got four

985
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: thousand calendars, four thousand. We've just got a warehouse with

986
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: things that no wants to buy.

987
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 3: We've listen to this episode.

988
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: We're given away toys, we're given away calendars, and now

989
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: we're trying to give away a tea shirt. We're about

990
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: to buy fifty thousand person rugs as well. You know,

991
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: there's like bags of rags at Budding.

992
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 3: It's just all two Notting Dad shirts.

993
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 2: Of us on social media and they will be aable

994
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: very shortly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you've enjoyed this episode, please leave a review,

996
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: five stars, maybe some words, or you can join us

997
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: where Matt.

998
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 2: Two Dotting Dads on Instagram, on TikTok, and there's a

999
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: Facebook group as well.

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00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 3: The Facebook group is all right, it's.

1001
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: Lit, and thank you for everyone that does post in

1002
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: there and get involved and all of the nice messages

1003
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Speaker 1: that I've got over the last twenty four or forty

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Speaker 1: eight hours.

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Speaker 3: How does that feel?

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00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,919
Speaker 1: It feels pretty good. I feel like a hero.

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Speaker 3: That's BEAUTU you should it was, that's great.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. If I haven't gotten back to you, which

1009
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: is probably nine to nine percent of the messages, it's

1010
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: not sorry you've got add it's because I'm lazy, I'm unmotivated.

1011
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 1: Your diagnoes. Now you can use that as an excuse.

1012
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't like abusing an excuse, but I will to

1013
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: the bitter end anyway, must go because I have eightyhde like.

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Speaker 3: Two.

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Speaker 2: Doting Dance podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

1016
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

1017
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

1018
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today