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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free I heard.

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Speaker 2: A Will and Woody strained radio first here, brought to

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Speaker 2: you by BP THEAVO having.

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Speaker 3: A funeral for a rat.

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Speaker 4: Will.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we're doing, so welcome.

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Speaker 1: Look. I think it's going to be a beautiful ceremony

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Speaker 1: and I'm asking you, guys thirteen one oh six y

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Speaker 1: five to come and join us on the air if

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Speaker 1: you'd like to say a couple of words about the rat.

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Speaker 1: If you have just joined, Oh that's beautiful. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Will, This is the kind of music

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Speaker 1: I want to do to organize.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 3: This is the tone. You didn't like the Beatles, No,

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Speaker 3: I didn't like the beat.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the best one beat anyway, If you

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Speaker 1: have just joined us, and this is an incredibly random

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Speaker 1: I had a rat in my house.

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Speaker 3: It died. I've brought into the studio. He is here.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to take him out of the bag again,

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Speaker 1: because he has developed a bit of a pong, but.

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Speaker 3: I think it's nice that he's here.

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Speaker 1: We're going to say a couple of words and then

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Speaker 1: I think we need to make some sort of decision

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Speaker 1: as to what we do with him.

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Speaker 3: Cremate him. Cremation would be nice.

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Speaker 2: Cremation yep, might be able to eat him.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that anyway.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, should we speak to I might speak

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Speaker 1: to joe Aanne first, actually, because so Joeanne, you're a

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Speaker 1: funeral arranger and conductor. Joanne, do you have any tips

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Speaker 1: and thoughts as to how I should be running this

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Speaker 1: ceremony for the little guy?

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Speaker 4: Well, firstly, I just wanted to say, has is he

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Speaker 4: dressed and his final going away out there? Ne?

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Speaker 2: Have you addressed in woods?

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Speaker 3: So, Joanne? He lived most of his life nude? Okay,

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Speaker 3: and he is currently nude?

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Speaker 4: All right? Did you want have a little lock of

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Speaker 4: hair or a fingerprint him by.

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Speaker 3: Grab a whisker? He's only got two.

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Speaker 1: I could take his tail, Oh that is that I could.

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Speaker 1: I could take the tail, Joanne.

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Speaker 4: Take the tail?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, okay?

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Speaker 1: Any other any any other advice Joeanne as to how

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Speaker 1: we can transition this this little guy to the next

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Speaker 1: phase of life.

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Speaker 4: So maybe we can put him into a little small box, okay,

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Speaker 4: and then we can put some of his favorite items

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Speaker 4: in there with him.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's lovely geez a ball. I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: think he likes to chase balls. Okay, that's really nice.

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Speaker 2: Because right now, Joeanne Wood, he has just triple bagged him.

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Speaker 3: He's in three bags.

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Speaker 2: Seems a little bit in humane.

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Speaker 4: That's okay, that's okay.

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Speaker 3: So just a cardboard box.

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Speaker 4: The cardboard box is fine.

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Speaker 3: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, shoebox, maybe shoebox.

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Speaker 3: Love it.

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Speaker 2: But we'll take his tail.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing advice, Joanne, Thank you so much. We'll definitely

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Speaker 1: do all of that. I think now though, let's let's

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Speaker 1: exchange some words, so I'll just kick things off here.

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Speaker 1: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the

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Speaker 1: life of of rat. Never actually named him, so we

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Speaker 1: just got just kinda claim, right. So many memories, so

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Speaker 1: many memories will got a nerve you. At the time

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Speaker 1: that I met your mate, there I was sleeping soundly.

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Speaker 3: Two am.

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Speaker 1: My cat Lenny brought you in, and ever since.

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Speaker 3: That moment, I've just loved you in my life.

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Speaker 1: You know, there I was nude, my pregnant wife, maybe

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Speaker 1: get out of bed, chase you around the house, noted

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Speaker 1: two am in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I loved that. I just loved it.

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Speaker 1: And then you lived in my front room for two

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Speaker 1: beautiful hours, and then you accord into my TV unit

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Speaker 1: and you died and you stank out my whole house.

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Speaker 3: It's just it's really beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Go on, you get on, you ready, it's got to

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Speaker 1: Shane here, Shane, you want to say some nice words

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Speaker 1: about the rat.

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Speaker 5: There we go, man, Yes, today obviously.

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Speaker 3: Change.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I look, it's it's an honorable way to

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Speaker 5: go out, being locked in the TV un You know,

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Speaker 5: he could have been he could have been you know,

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Speaker 5: he could have died down the sewers. It's a nice

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Speaker 5: place to go, so warm in your.

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Speaker 3: House, very warm, beautifully. Well, let the hater on, very warm.

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Speaker 5: You had to hear her on from that's prittant not

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Speaker 5: knowing to be happier now lest you feel a little

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Speaker 5: bit better. But yeah, I just wanted to say, you

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Speaker 5: know before it's actually gonna ruined my day. Honestly, I'm

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Speaker 5: sorry for words here.

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Speaker 2: There is actually Corner's inquest at the moment, which probably

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Speaker 2: don't have ruined the funeral into just who thanks into

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Speaker 2: who put him into the TV unit and push it

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Speaker 2: up against the wall so he couldn't.

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Speaker 1: Leave he got in there himself and going he got

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Speaker 1: in there himself, just ongoing.

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Speaker 3: No murder here.

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Speaker 1: No, the police have ruled out all suspicious.

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Speaker 3: Don't bring up the investigation.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's own going. God, the people that

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Speaker 2: are interested there is an inquest, don't you worry had

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Speaker 2: the same he got in there, How could he not

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Speaker 2: get out? Why could he not get out?

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Speaker 3: Of physics?

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Speaker 1: It's got the Sam here, Hey, how are you okay?

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: That's okay.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate those words, Sam, I appreciate that you'd like

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Speaker 1: to say something about little rat. Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, we didn't know him long, but you

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Speaker 4: know his alma would live on forever. I'm sure. And

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Speaker 4: he's just saying he didn't have a name. But maybe

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Speaker 4: you could.

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Speaker 5: Follow Michael Jackson's drive and go with Ben. That was

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Speaker 5: his best friend.

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Speaker 2: I think was a rap.

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Speaker 3: His best friend was a rat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he wrote a song about it.

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Speaker 4: Ben.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really nice, no idea.

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Speaker 3: Michael Jackson? Yeah, So are you saying that Michael Jackson's

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Speaker 3: rat was called Ben?

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Speaker 4: No, he had a rap called Ben and the song

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Speaker 4: then the.

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Speaker 3: Rap that's really beautiful. Okay, did you have a name?

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Speaker 2: For Wood's rated in Sam No, fair.

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Speaker 1: Enough, fair enough, all right, well thanks so much, Sam,

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Speaker 1: appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's we could call you a rat, Michael.

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Speaker 3: Why Michael, Michael Jackson a rat? Yeah that works, see you, Michael.

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Speaker 3: That love us no more, another side, Michael. Final, goodbye

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Speaker 3: to Mike.

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Speaker 1: If you can all, if you could all put a

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Speaker 1: Cuba of cheese out tonight for Mike Lovely, I'd really

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Speaker 1: appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: That's really nice. Nice, Yeah, just a little just a

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Speaker 3: little little Cuba cheese. See you guys at the wake.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's always a good time.

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Speaker 2: Rather to me obviously,