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Speaker 3: Peter Dutton living at Curabilly does this pass the pub?

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Speaker 3: Because Sydney is the greatest city in the world, the

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Speaker 2: Okay, well sure there's that as well. We meet Jake Lambert,

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Speaker 2: UK comedian. I followed him for ages on Socials. He's

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Speaker 3: And for seagull gets stuck in some fishing line. Does

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Speaker 3: anybody here? Oh yeah, everyone does and made the news

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Speaker 2: Everybody on.

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Speaker 5: The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress wigs.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, man, we're there right now, Josey and Amanda. You're

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Speaker 1: I am very very well.

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Speaker 3: I was watching Channel ten last night. You didn't tell

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Speaker 2: Well, what it is, I've got a I'm doing. I'm

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Speaker 2: And people will love it, you know they will. I've

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Speaker 2: The show is called Airborne. It starts tomorrow actually on Channel.

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Speaker 2: Mark? Hello, Hello, great and Mark as the first caller through. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you are getting our Royal Easter show pack.

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Speaker 3: We've probably ruined everyone else's April Fool's jokes, though you know.

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Speaker 2: Lyrical Assassin. Today's Lyrical Assassin gives Jones your chance to

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Speaker 3: We don't blame many German songs, Chris, so this should

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Speaker 2: Google Schaiber that's Penn in German.

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Speaker 3: Movie trailers were originally shown at the end of movies.

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Speaker 3: Is this true or false?

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Speaker 7: True?

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Speaker 1: It is true.

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Speaker 2: That's weird.

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Speaker 3: In the early days of the cinema, what would happen

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Speaker 2: So they didn't try to get you up to get

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Speaker 1: That was it.

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Speaker 3: Now they've got all the ads val Morgan Cinema advertise

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Speaker 3: and you get all those ads locally owned and operated,

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Speaker 3: all the ads.

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Speaker 2: For Brontie tongue. When we grew up was canned tongue.

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Speaker 1: Where would you get Bronti tongue?

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Speaker 2: Well no, not just in Bronte the escalators.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Chris.

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Speaker 2: Question number six for you, which pet is it illegal

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Speaker 2: to own in Queensland unless you're a magician? The magicians

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Speaker 2: that weird. Rabbits are illegal to own his pets unless

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Speaker 2: you have a special license for exhibition like magicians act

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Speaker 3: When now they enforced that you got to display your

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Speaker 3: your rabbit license.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so excuse me. I'll just pull it out of

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Speaker 1: my arm, out.

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Speaker 2: Of my wrist, out of my arm. That is a trick.

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Speaker 3: That is a trick. And then instead a big bouquet

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Speaker 3: of flowers coming.

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Speaker 2: Oh, officer, a giant novelty check with your name on

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Speaker 2: it has just come out. Question seven, we wrap it

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Speaker 2: up with you, Chris. Which Spanish pop artist? Actually I

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Speaker 2: think he's Puerto Rican isn't He announced his tour down

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Speaker 2: Under yesterday featuring Rita Aura is a big star who was.

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Speaker 7: Ricky Margo.

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Speaker 1: I went under a big billboard of him just past

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Speaker 3: Ricky, Ricky, congratulations to you, Chris. You've won the jam

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Speaker 3: packets all coming away? Did it for two at sale?

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Speaker 3: Make a restaurant five star Easter dining at sale, make

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Speaker 3: a restaurant high at Regency Sydney. A foundly past the

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Speaker 3: Sea Life Sydney Aquarium and Wildlife Sydney Zoo. Explore animal

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Speaker 1: You should get down and do a bit of You're

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Speaker 1: in narration. No you doing that?

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Speaker 2: Just look at animals and do documentary narration. So you

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Speaker 2: it's needed.

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Speaker 3: And the jones you nomatic coach chose fit the color

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Speaker 3: in some salor pencils.

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Speaker 1: Chris, anything you'd like to add to this, No, I

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, would be very happy.

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Speaker 2: Ricky Ricky Martin. Remember you know Miguel Maestre is obsessed

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Speaker 2: woman came up and asked for mcgirl's autograph.

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Speaker 1: This is when Miguel had discovered the fame.

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Speaker 2: So he maneuvered himself and this woman to have their

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Speaker 2: who's this enigmatic Spanish speaking man who people want to

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Speaker 2: have their photographs.

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Speaker 1: What happened is.

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Speaker 2: Pushed him into the toaster and it was all, excuse.

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Speaker 1: Me, amigo, can you leave mister Martin alone?

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Speaker 2: He was tasted at the toaster.

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Speaker 1: I just said the idea of Ricky Martin at the

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Speaker 1: breakfast buffet.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I guess they have to go to eat.

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Speaker 1: Man's got eight and you can't resist the breakfast.

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Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter how rich you are. The call

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Speaker 2: of the buffets ever, the sloppy eggs. I can't deal

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Speaker 2: do the big No these days they have egg stations

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Speaker 2: and they say, you know, what would you like?

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Speaker 1: There's too much digging around.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of dicking around. In an hour later,

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Speaker 2: an egg rides at your table, the.

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Speaker 1: Chicken laying that thing mate coming up on the show.

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Speaker 3: Did you watch the surprisingly Biffo on the jet Start

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Speaker 3: flight to Bali?

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Speaker 1: One would say, when was there not Biffo on a

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Speaker 2: We want to discussed that. We're going to put Peter

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Speaker 2: Dutton saying that if he becomes Prime Minister he'll live

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Speaker 2: at Kurabiley House and not the Lodge. Will put that

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Speaker 2: to the pub test.

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Speaker 3: And if you had a friend that posts social media,

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Speaker 3: cringe regularly.

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Speaker 1: They've got a comedian UK comedian taking the world by storm,

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Speaker 1: Jake Lamb.

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Speaker 2: He's hilarious. I love him.

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Speaker 9: Jonesie and Amanda Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Great names. I've been in this business for a long time.

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Speaker 2: What business is that?

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Speaker 3: The business of this the fun factory and I just

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Speaker 3: ate it's April falls down.

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Speaker 1: I just ate a donut and being delivered to us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I had his bite as well.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking more you wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Take a because I don't have a sweet tooth. And

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Speaker 2: we were being filmed and Jenny was filming. I said, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: what's going on. You know the caramel in it, it's

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Speaker 2: mixed with vegemite. Ah, because I don't have much of

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Speaker 3: I liked it, Yeah, because being April Fools, I munched

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Speaker 3: into it.

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Speaker 1: And whenever breakfast Radio.

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Speaker 2: Be more careful today, be more careful.

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Speaker 1: Donut Time sent that along.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: They're legitimate donut people, weren't they.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, it came from a local prison, right exactly.

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Speaker 3: And I would eat it and be happy, like, well

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Speaker 3: that's going to give me some sort of tummy trouble.

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Speaker 3: Then I'm happy for it because it's very yummy. I

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Speaker 3: dumbing through the drum. How big book of musical facts.

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Speaker 2: On this show's giving it a bit of an after

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Speaker 2: burn from the vego right now now you mention it,

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Speaker 2: so I keep flicking on this day.

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Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty, oh ac DC recorded You Shook Me

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Speaker 3: All Night Long.

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Speaker 1: That is quite extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: Bond Scott had only passed away in the February of

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Speaker 3: nineteen eighty by the April they had recorded what would

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Speaker 3: go on to be one of the greatest songs that

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Speaker 2: Two months later, so they already had replaced him with

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Speaker 2: another lead singer.

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Speaker 1: Brian Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and had obviously they had this song and the works. Yep,

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Speaker 3: Young told me himself that Bond Scott actually played drums

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Speaker 3: on the back in Black album, played drums on You

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Speaker 3: Shook Me all long.

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Speaker 1: He was quite the drummer and they were just.

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Speaker 3: Tooling around, you know, and musicians noodle and they said, oh, Bond,

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Speaker 2: See, that would be easy to be seen as as in,

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Speaker 3: The Young Brother's Classwegians, they just move on. They're pretty tough,

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Speaker 3: tough people. Bond Scot was tough. That's what they do.

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Speaker 3: Then you look at that song though, it's become one

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Speaker 3: had a crack, particularly the ladies. Celene Dion and Anastasia

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Speaker 2: Well, they're both big vocal singers.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand and four Nights Wayne had a.

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Speaker 2: Crack we're pulling faces.

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Speaker 1: It's not your I got female James Bond. I think

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Speaker 1: nothing beats the og.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: And there was a story on Pete Daverton's news last night.

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Speaker 3: jet Star flights from Melbourne?

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Speaker 2: Really distressing story Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Sir Barley, I would say the news bulletin would be

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Speaker 3: when wasn't there a punch on between.

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Speaker 2: A punch on on a plane is a terrible thing.

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Speaker 2: It's a terrifying thing. You're in a small metal tube.

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Speaker 2: I've got a friend who's a flight attendant for international

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Speaker 2: It's a terrifying proposition for the people sitting around them. Awful, awful.

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Speaker 3: Remember Gerard Depardieux, the French actor, he used the dining

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Speaker 2: Well, I think he weed in a bottle, didn't he?

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Speaker 2: And then it's only asked afterwards when you sort of

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Speaker 2: come out of your torp tour poor and someone says,

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Speaker 2: you know what you just did? Mate?

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Speaker 1: London. This is our PEDI reported the story.

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Speaker 10: This is the moment tempers flared on a fly from

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Speaker 10: Melbourne to Balley. Footage taken by a Jetstar passenger showing

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Speaker 2: So what happens? What if your kid is sitting in

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Speaker 1: It's a little ig though. I didn't know you could

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Speaker 2: It's a good ad for them, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: You can now recline your seat.

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Speaker 2: Some conditions aclained.

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Speaker 1: Might not get you there, but you can recline your seat.

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Speaker 1: Gam Nation, let's get on down to the jonesy demand

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Speaker 1: of arms for the pubtest.

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Speaker 3: Peter Dutton, living in Furibilly House, to surpass the pub test.

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Speaker 3: Peter Dutton said that he would move his fan from

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Speaker 3: Queensland to the Harborside property in Sydney's North if the

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Speaker 2: Interesting, isn't it because he would be the first ever

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Speaker 3: Because Hawky he lived in the lodge, so did Paul Keating.

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Speaker 2: Often I've said they've got young children and so they

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Speaker 2: course he likes the harbor. Everyone likes the harbor. But

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Speaker 2: your job is to be close to where the Department

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Speaker 2: of Prime Minister and Cabinet is, where meetings happen almost

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: It's abou Kirabilly house.

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Speaker 3: I've spent a bit of time floating around out the

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Speaker 3: front of it when we go sailing on the weekend

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Speaker 3: and the pipe tips are over out the front there.

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Speaker 2: So this is when you when you work for the

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Speaker 2: French secret Service.

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Speaker 3: He just floating around and I thought it's not very

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Speaker 3: much of a usable waterfront as far as like you know,

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Speaker 3: Peter Dutton won't be able to put his Quinn tracks

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Speaker 3: out the front on a floating dock?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather that? All living in Canberra in the

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Speaker 2: winter and.

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Speaker 1: Think, I think I'd go with the curability.

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Speaker 2: But what are the signals that it scents interesting that

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Speaker 2: one of the big platforms Peter Dutton was riding on

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Speaker 2: and he's pulled back from a little bit, is saying

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Speaker 2: he wants everyone to stop working from home. Whose home

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Speaker 2: is he working from? And so all the public servants

472
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Speaker 2: in Canberra are being told get back into the office.

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Speaker 2: He's not going to be in that office. He's going

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Speaker 2: to be in Sydney.

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Speaker 3: And the reason they live in the lodge because they're

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Speaker 3: close to Parliament House.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're there.

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Speaker 2: That's why you're there. How do you feel about this

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Speaker 2: if he's elected, Peter Dutton living in Kurabilly House and

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Speaker 2: not the lodge? Is this past the pub test?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Jam Na said, when God I wanted to get

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Speaker 6: right now, windows head on a jel.

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Speaker 3: Down to the Jonty the better arms to the pub

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Speaker 3: test today, Peter Dutton living in Kierbilly House, does it

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Speaker 3: pass the pub test?

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Speaker 2: He said, if he wins the election, he will move there.

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Speaker 1: He would be the first ass not like he came

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Speaker 1: out and just said it. Someone asked him, so where

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Speaker 1: if you won the election, where would you live? And

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Speaker 1: he's probably cure a billy. Yeah, but it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: trumpeted that out.

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Speaker 2: But having said that, he is on the election trail

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Speaker 2: and your words are your words. Interestingly, he would be

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Speaker 2: the first ever prime minister to do so who doesn't

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Speaker 2: have a Sydney electorate. John Howard, Tony Abbert, Scott Morrison

496
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Speaker 2: all represented electorates in Sydney. Anthony Albernezi represents an electorate

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Speaker 2: in Cydney. Better he's gone to the Lodge because.

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Speaker 3: It is joining Mark Villy could have lived in lived

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Speaker 3: the Vida Luca at Currabilly Well.

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Speaker 2: He has said here the job is to be close

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Speaker 2: to where the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet is,

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Speaker 2: where meetings happen almost every day. Interestingly, Peter Dutton is

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Speaker 2: the one who's asking for people to come back into

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Speaker 2: the office. He wanted that to be one of his platforms,

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Speaker 2: is it. I think he's walked back a bit on

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Speaker 2: that because a lot of women were outraged about I

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Speaker 2: don't want you to work from home anymore. Ironically, he's

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Speaker 2: not working from his office. No, you'll be going to

509
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Speaker 2: his new hoping no brother, but his office. Yes, well

510
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Speaker 2: he should be working and he's asking all the bureaucrats

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Speaker 2: to go back to work in Canberra, but he won't

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Speaker 2: be there.

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Speaker 1: Do as I say, not as I do, Peter.

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Speaker 2: So if he wins the election, Peter Dunt living in

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Speaker 2: Kurbilly House, does it pass the pub test?

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Speaker 6: Oh, definitely not.

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Speaker 7: I think if he's going to have the roles, he

518
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Speaker 7: should live in Canberra. I've got to do the role

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Speaker 7: and do it properly.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, why not.

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Speaker 7: We've got Vivid, We've got New Year's Eve, the best

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Speaker 7: New Year's Eve fireworks, and not a place for him

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Speaker 7: to entertain there.

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Speaker 6: I'd leave there.

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Speaker 2: Should live down in Camera I can probably be nice

526
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Speaker 2: and I'm living in the middle of the city, not

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Speaker 2: going there anything worse.

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Speaker 6: I don't mind that he lives there, but don't expect

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Speaker 6: the people of Australia to pick up the air page

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Speaker 6: back and forth on camera.

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Speaker 7: Well, I want to live there too, have you seen that.

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Speaker 6: I'll vote for him if you'll invite me over the capital.

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Speaker 7: For sure.

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Speaker 6: That is the first view.

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Speaker 7: It Shouldney beside Jonesy and Amanda Studio.

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Speaker 1: That's true, and we've got Vivid.

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Speaker 2: You know what we should do? Maybe if you and

538
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Speaker 2: I became joint prime ministers. We've got the office space

539
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Speaker 2: and the view already, right, we just have to be

540
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Speaker 2: get some policies going.

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Speaker 1: So what's your platform. I don't don't have climate change.

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Speaker 2: It's only good ships. I'm sure it's just stuff and

543
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Speaker 2: stuff and stuff. Yeah, things.

544
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Speaker 3: In fact, we're probably better than the eggs et cetera.

545
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Speaker 3: Dopes that run this country.

546
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Speaker 1: Shah Notion podcast, Cold but I want seven.

547
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Speaker 3: Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded text Tom Joe Holmes.

548
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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, the first of April. Remember the good old

549
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Speaker 1: days when we do the.

550
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Speaker 2: April fools don't have?

551
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Speaker 1: And then COVID came along and we.

552
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Speaker 2: People are suffering us too hard, too hard, and it's

553
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Speaker 2: awful and I my sphincter clenchers. It's a country song.

554
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Speaker 2: Every time there's any practical joke involved, you know, I

555
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Speaker 2: just want to blab it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 3: But also when you look at it, social media has

558
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Speaker 3: wrecked the April fool's joke. In the old days, you

559
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Speaker 3: could say, oh that Dick Smith's putting a jumbo under

560
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Speaker 3: the Harbor Bridge and the suckers of the seventies four

561
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Speaker 3: for that, Yeah, and it'd be just a giant elephant

562
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Speaker 3: on a pond.

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Speaker 2: Tune, which is pretty impressive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But we just don't have the budget for that

565
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Speaker 1: stuff anymore. No, No, you can't do anything anymore.

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Speaker 2: We put a big pen under the bridge. It's incredible

567
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Speaker 2: that there's no pun involved.

568
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Speaker 1: It was just that.

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Speaker 3: But some of the good stuff that comes out of

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Speaker 3: social media, though, is Jake Lamb.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is an English guy. He's coming to Australia.

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Speaker 2: He's so funny. He's blown up online. Seriously, he has

573
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Speaker 2: his five hundred million views and his stuff is just

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Speaker 2: all the stuff we all observe. Many of us have

575
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Speaker 2: friends who are posting too much when they go on

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Speaker 2: their holidays.

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Speaker 5: Did you see I've posted a photo at the airport

578
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Speaker 5: of my passport, next to the tickets and the drink,

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Speaker 5: so that everyone knew I was going on holiday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Good, isn't this.

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Speaker 5: I've just taken a picture of the view. I'm going

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Speaker 5: to post it and write this week's office. I just

583
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Speaker 5: took a picture of the sea. I'm going to post

584
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Speaker 5: it and write getting some Vitamin C way to sea. Oh,

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Speaker 5: I've just seen you posted that photo of your legs

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Speaker 5: and hot dogs or legs brilliant. I've just posted a

587
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Speaker 5: photo from our holiday and I've written take me back.

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Speaker 1: Oh so cringey, it's the whole gamut.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, looking forward to catching up.

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Speaker 3: To with Jake Kees joining us next jams.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just love our next guest. His name is

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Speaker 2: Jake Lamb but he's a UK comedian who I've been

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Speaker 2: following for ages on socials. His online videos have wracked

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Speaker 2: up over five hundred million views, so he's absolutely the

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Speaker 2: one to watch. And he's doing a national tour of

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Speaker 2: Australia very shortly. He's on the way, Jake Lamber, Hi, here.

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Speaker 1: Is one to welcome Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello. It seems that you your eye catches all the

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Speaker 2: small awkwardness of life. Is this how you spend your

601
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Speaker 2: day walking around looking at how irritating waiters can be,

602
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Speaker 2: looking at pet owners? Stuff catches your eye over that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and now Instagram has given me a way to

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Speaker 5: sort of channel that and let everyone else. Luckily, I've

605
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Speaker 5: realized that everyone else has the same annoyances that I do.

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Speaker 5: I seem to have become the voice of the cringe. Yeah,

607
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Speaker 5: although that makes it sound like I'm the cringey one,

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Speaker 5: I'm pulled enough a mirror to society.

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Speaker 1: You know what else I've noticed about Instagram?

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Speaker 3: Now they're doing the newest thing is and you probably

611
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Speaker 3: notice this. Now they're saying Instagram reality versus Instagram or

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Speaker 3: Instagram versus reality.

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Speaker 1: There seems to be a pleasure of these Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 5: So I've realized now that if you post a clip

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Speaker 5: or like a real people even like the outtakes, like

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Speaker 5: I did one before about my cat, and then in

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Speaker 5: some of the clips I was trying, I was pretending

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Speaker 5: to be my cat, and then my cat walked into

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Speaker 5: shop and you could just tell the way he was

620
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Speaker 5: looking at me. He was fully aware of what was

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Speaker 5: going on. See people like it if you post that

622
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Speaker 5: as well. I don't like stuff too polished anymore. You

623
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Speaker 5: used to have to be the whole thing with all

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Speaker 5: the filters on Instagram. Now they want you raw, which

625
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Speaker 5: is what they can have in Australia, in Sydney, Brisbane,

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Speaker 5: Perth and Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: Raw.

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Speaker 1: You should plug your show.

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Speaker 2: I know it was Mother's Day in England, not in Australia,

630
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Speaker 2: but in England just over the weekend, and you've got

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Speaker 2: some nice observations about how everyone gushes about mum.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't realize it wasn't there as well. I

633
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Speaker 5: only realized yesterday that it's not all around the world.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know this.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure you have your own one your

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Speaker 5: mother's now.

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Speaker 2: Ours is in May or September May, I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: me and May. But you should know this.

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Speaker 1: You get a flurry of course from your kids that

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Speaker 1: Mother's Day.

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Speaker 2: Some stage, but that whole thing of we gush about

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Speaker 2: our mom's dads don't give a rats.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 5: So the video was basically it was the impression of

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Speaker 5: the mum receiving her card, which is to mom, you're

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Speaker 5: the best in the world. Thanks for everything. I love

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Speaker 5: you so much. Then it jumps to the dad opening

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Speaker 5: his Father's Day card and it's two dad, Happy Father's Day.

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Speaker 5: Oh I forgot to sign it, which is I think

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Speaker 5: what we all do, it's just but then we all

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Speaker 5: get it's it's.

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Speaker 4: Only a good reflection of what we get from our dads.

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Speaker 5: Th about the years are more gushy and then the

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Speaker 5: dads you're lucky.

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Speaker 1: Really all you'll.

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Speaker 4: Get is you'll text them and get a thumbs up emoji.

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Speaker 1: That's so dead.

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Speaker 5: Is the same in Australia that so much I'm a

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Speaker 5: dead if you can ever get just yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm a dad of three kids and that's all I want,

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Speaker 3: or you want, is just no hassles. You just want

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Speaker 3: to be left alone. You don't want to have to

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Speaker 3: give out money to someone that's pretty much it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so oh okay, right, that's your bar for being

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Speaker 4: a father.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot to judge you. I'm not on the

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Speaker 1: show to judge.

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Speaker 3: You, but I judge that's pretty and I take no

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Speaker 3: umbridge to that.

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Speaker 2: I also like the one you did about the dogs

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Speaker 2: that people make incredible excuses when people get humped by

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Speaker 2: other people's dogs.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was when you go to someone's house

674
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Speaker 5: and they have a dog, which is you know that

675
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Speaker 5: they've spent a lot of time training this dog, and

676
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 5: it seems that as soon as someone comes into the house,

677
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Speaker 5: dogs just forget all.

678
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Speaker 1: The walls and they just do whatever they want.

679
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Speaker 5: And then the owner has to be quite embarrassed by this.

680
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Speaker 5: But it seems that when it's the humping one, they

681
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Speaker 5: find it funny that you've got a dog on your

682
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Speaker 5: Let us not go into too much details, of course,

683
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Speaker 5: Morning Radio, but.

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Speaker 3: We understand how it works. You you you're an epileptic.

685
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Speaker 3: You discovered this. You were in top Shop buying a

686
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Speaker 3: set of jeans and then all of a sudden you

687
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Speaker 3: had an epileptic feed.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about that, Yeah, it was. It was exactly that.

689
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Speaker 5: I was at university, went out, had the seizure, had

690
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Speaker 5: no idea, woke up in top shop and then all

691
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Speaker 5: I remember is waking up and it was my first

692
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Speaker 5: ever seizure, and a lady just said, do you know

693
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Speaker 5: what day it is? But I didn't know that was

694
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Speaker 5: a thing people do when people were like passed out.

695
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Speaker 5: So I was just like, can you ask someone else?

696
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 5: I'm dealing with a bit here.

697
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Speaker 4: I just popped into the shop.

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Speaker 1: On the floor.

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Speaker 4: He's the one.

700
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Speaker 3: Well, Jag, it's great to meet you and we're looking

701
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Speaker 3: forward to seeing you.

702
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: You should plug your show. He's all over the country.

703
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: It's all over the for tickets and information. You're going

704
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Speaker 1: to come, of course, you'll.

705
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Speaker 2: Come absolutely if you want.

706
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 3: If you want to follow Amanda, you'll get some cringe

707
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Speaker 3: worthy posts.

708
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: Not true. I don't post that stuff he's making.

709
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: He's making that follow.

710
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Speaker 4: I just know I've seen it so much.

711
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Speaker 1: Legs me.

712
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Speaker 4: What on offer?

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Speaker 3: You can get all your info from Jake Lambert Comedy

714
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Speaker 3: dot com.

715
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: Dona you, Jake Lamber, thank you for joining us. Oh

716
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Speaker 1: this has been so nice.

717
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Speaker 4: Thank you very much.

718
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 5: It's Sunday night here, so I'm going to go and

719
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Speaker 5: watch It's not it's Monday night.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, what day. Is it that Tuesday morning.

721
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Speaker 1: You're asking us you're not having you should know? Thank you?

722
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Speaker 1: Carry on about your business.

723
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Speaker 9: Mate Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

724
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Speaker 1: Amanda could for anyone but yourselfie Giant.

725
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: It'd be interesting seeing the fallout from the highly classified

726
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: military information that was shared on a public service. Really

727
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: on signal. It's supposedly encrypted, but this is the American

728
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 2: political system. There are a whole lot of secret ways

729
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: you're supposed to share that information. And weirdly it was

730
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 2: shared with a journalist, so we saw all the close

731
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: ups of the bombing emojis and the thumbs up and there.

732
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Speaker 3: Yeah, quite extraordinary just to have morse code in the

733
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Speaker 3: old day.

734
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Speaker 2: Well, and apparently what you're supposed to do if you're

735
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: using signal in the political system there, you're supposed to say, hey,

736
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Speaker 2: I've got important things to tell you. Go into a

737
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 2: secure area and I'll send it to you. But this

738
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: was just used willly nearly like that. There's been a

739
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 2: lot of commentary around it, but this I saw this

740
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: the other day and I just loved it. Here's someone

741
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: saying emails just aren't safe. We should hide state secrets.

742
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: Deep in the story, parts of recipe blogs. This is

743
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: a giant coolie of mine. All you want is the recipe,

744
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: but they're determined to tell you a story. They'll start

745
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Speaker 2: with here's a great lemon cake recipe, and then it

746
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: goes to when I first traveled to the Himalayas and

747
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 2: I first found my grandmother's diary in the Cotswoltz. I'm

748
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: going to kick him in the Cotswoaltz. Just give me

749
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Speaker 2: the recipe. Love a giant gooley of mine. If you

750
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Speaker 2: have a gooolie that you would like to share with us,

751
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Speaker 2: our favorite goolie of the year gets twenty thousand dollars.

752
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Speaker 2: Say you can do it. You download the iHeartRadio app,

753
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Speaker 2: You go to Gold one on one seven, press the microphone,

754
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Speaker 2: record your ghoolie and you could be twenty thousand dollars

755
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Speaker 2: richer just for being irritated.

756
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Speaker 1: Go to it. Jamation and I saw.

757
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: Something amazing yesterday. An American guy was talking about this.

758
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty nine, McDonald's had a promotion with a

759
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: happy meal. So nineteen eighty nine, that's thirty six, thirty

760
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Speaker 2: six years ago, no, how many years ago.

761
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Speaker 1: Nine was last week.

762
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Speaker 2: It's a long time ago. So instead of giving out

763
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Speaker 2: the yeah, instead of giving out plastic toys and things

764
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Speaker 2: with a macappy meal. This was kind of the opposite.

765
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Speaker 2: For just two days to celebrate Earth Day. For two

766
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Speaker 2: days in nineteen eighty nine, when you bought a happy meal,

767
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: you could ask for a free tree, just some seeds

768
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Speaker 2: and little kid friendly instructions on how to plant them.

769
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Speaker 2: And so then the other day a guy was saying,

770
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Speaker 2: after fifty years, my family is selling the family home.

771
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: My childhood home is up for sale, and he took

772
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Speaker 2: a photo of himself standing in front of the tree

773
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Speaker 2: that he had got the seeds for in nineteen eighty nine.

774
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Speaker 2: Have a look at that. Look how big that tree is.

775
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: That's him at the base there say Christmas tree, much bigger.

776
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Speaker 2: It's like the size of a Christmas tree. It have

777
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 2: in Martin place the size of a Christmas tree. It

778
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Speaker 2: having a town square, this massive tree, and it's encourage

779
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Speaker 2: a whole lot of other people to share the trees

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00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 2: that they grew when they were kids. These are massive,

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00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: massive trees, and what an incredible thing. So only in

782
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Speaker 2: those two days pact that that had not only for

783
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 2: kids to see something incredible grow, but instead of giving

784
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: landfill it's the opposite of landfill. You're planting something that's

785
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: good for the universe. So it would be a great

786
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: thing for McDonald's to bring back with a happy meal.

787
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: Give seeds, give plant seeds, give tree seeds, so everyone's

788
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Speaker 2: a winner. We're not just getting plastic crab.

789
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Speaker 1: At least give them to the Amazon so they can reforest.

790
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 2: I remember I did it beyond two thousand story. I

791
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Speaker 2: won a United Nations Peace Prime because of that. Thank

792
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Speaker 2: you for bringing it up. I don't get to talk

793
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Speaker 2: about it well.

794
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Speaker 1: The fact that you wear it around your neck every

795
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Speaker 1: The story.

796
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 2: And it's a citation, was that because the land had

797
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: been cleared to raise cattle to make beef for McDonald's

798
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 2: and hamburgers, etc. They had cleared the lungs of the earth,

799
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Speaker 2: which is the Amazon. And because there was no small

800
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: there were no birds around, there were no small mice,

801
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 2: there was nothing to take seeds anywhere. That's how you

802
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: propagate a place. There were PhD scientists who were physically

803
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: planting seeds and those areas are largely regrown now or else.

804
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 2: There's big, bigger rules around what you can clear and

805
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 2: what you can't. But it all starts with the seeds.

806
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 2: It really does. Thank you.

807
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: Wasn't that where you got dumped on the beach in

808
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Speaker 3: your one piece and you're trying to be away from

809
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 3: the crew.

810
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 2: The crew to see me in my coze. That was

811
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Speaker 2: when we went to the RIO conference. I didn't want to.

812
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: Did you get an award there?

813
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 2: I didn't want to.

814
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh, that was just most sand in Gusset.

815
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Speaker 2: I didn't want the crew to see me in my cozy,

816
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 2: so I thought I'll go a bit further up the

817
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 2: most dangerous beach in the world. I got caught in

818
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 2: a giant dumper, and I thought, I just try to

819
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: look casual. So I exited the water, and my gusset

820
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 2: had swelled up to the size of a seven four seven,

821
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Speaker 2: and I didn't want to go back in. So that's

822
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: how I had to return to the hotel. I'm still

823
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: getting rid of the bits.

824
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: Your virtue was pretty safe that night.

825
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 2: No, I did not get a citation for that bank.

826
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Speaker 1: You most sand in Gusset?

827
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Speaker 2: Can I tell you who nappies swing out?

828
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Speaker 6: Why?

829
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 2: Certainly the water goes in? Why do I tell you anything?

830
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: Podcast? I thought maybe married at first sight might be ending.

831
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: As far as my interest in the show has certainly waned.

832
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 3: I do lean into it every now and then because

833
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 3: there's great stories that come up. But then I noticed

834
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: they're advertising for new couples to go on the show

835
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 3: for next year.

836
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 2: Isn't it funny? Everyone says the editing didn't go my

837
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: way and I was exploited, But hey, hold and new

838
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 2: people will give it a go next time.

839
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: Ten thousand people auditioned for that.

840
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and people get bullied every year and think I'll

841
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: be I'll be stronger than that.

842
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 3: I married at first last night Paul and Karina Paul

843
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 3: were they so?

844
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: Paul is the French guy.

845
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 3: He's the one who chose to go on a date

846
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 3: to satisfy his curiosity. Karna is lovely. I think she's

847
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 3: a fantastic woman anyway, Paul. At the end, they.

848
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: Try to decided to put this task where everything's going peachy.

849
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 3: We are going to give you the opportunity to go

850
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 3: with someone that you could have been matched.

851
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: With, a person that we would have put up if

852
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 2: we hadn't put you.

853
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 3: And this is a case of smart marrited first sight

854
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 3: husband versus not so smart married at first side husband. Jeff,

855
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 3: for example, who is also lovely he said this, hmmm, no,

856
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: back to the game boy.

857
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: Back to the old game boy.

858
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: Smart fellow right there.

859
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 3: And curiously, those two well not curiously, not surprisingly, they

860
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 3: are together.

861
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: Paul, on the other hand, said this, So, Paul, what's

862
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: it going to be?

863
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I reckon, Yeah, I'll yeah, I'll go and

864
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 10: meet that person.

865
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: And Karina, she was happy at the time.

866
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 8: None, I'm actually done, get your ship and please, I'm done.

867
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: That went well.

868
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: So he missed out on his Plan B and his

869
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 2: Plan A.

870
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all gone. I don't know where what plan

871
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: he's up to. So the final hours last night, will

872
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 3: they stay or.

873
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: Will they go?

874
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 3: I think Karina proved that Hell hath no fury than

875
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 3: I married it first sight, bride scorned.

876
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 8: No matter how hard I try, I can't look at

877
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,959
Speaker 8: you in the same way.

878
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: Oh I was yours and you had.

879
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 8: Me and you ruined it, and now you're going to

880
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 8: have to live with that for the rest of your life.

881
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: Here I spare you the minute thirty of him going

882
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: the blood.

883
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 2: Oh, he goes the blood down.

884
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 3: I actually went and made a cup of tea, came

885
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 3: back and he's still going the blood. He went the

886
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: blood longer than Jared Jared there he.

887
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 2: Was walking down the beach.

888
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: He's still goes with Sophie.

889
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 3: Mug drop, Poor old Jared, and he went the blood

890
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 3: for Paul went the blood longer.

891
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: There's Jared.

892
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 2: Is Jared going on kicking coconuts on the beach.

893
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: He's still walking. Bro cameraman got RSI, I can't hold

894
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: this shot.

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Speaker 2: He's ALcom navigated the wall anyway.

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Speaker 1: Paul, at the end of his Blood session said, actually,

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Speaker 1: come with this is open. You know, I think I

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Speaker 1: would have liked to hear him just say this.

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Speaker 2: Trick girl, I've only had a game.

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Speaker 3: Boy instead of himself to play with jams. Amanda Calla

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Speaker 3: narrates the groundbreaking news series Airborne starts seven point thirty

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Speaker 3: Wednesday on ten.

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Speaker 5: Right Now wants a free money instance, Amanda's I'm looking

904
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Speaker 5: forward to that Airborne show.

905
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Speaker 2: It's a great, great show and I put on my

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Speaker 2: best editor. The footage is the most extraordinary stuff you've

907
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,479
Speaker 2: ever men. Welcome to the Narration Club. What's yours?

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Speaker 1: I had motorbike cops?

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Speaker 6: That is true.

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Speaker 2: This mate is blown six hundred on them on his

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Speaker 2: drinking can. It was similar.

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Speaker 1: What's the motorbike cops? The motorbike cops anyway away from that.

913
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Speaker 3: Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass

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Speaker 3: if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to

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Speaker 3: that question if time permits, you get all the questions right.

916
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Speaker 3: One thousand dollars.

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00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 2: And one thousand dollars to get those questions right. You

918
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Speaker 2: can make it two thousand dollars by answering one bonus question,

919
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Speaker 2: but it's double or nothing.

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Speaker 1: Michelle isn't two woon Bay?

921
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Speaker 2: Hi, Michelle? Oh my gosh, hello, Oh my gosh, it

922
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Speaker 2: is you, Michelle. You're ready to go?

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Speaker 1: You're a first call up from Woon Bay.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's pretty special there. I'm on my way to work.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you know your hands free, your brain

926
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Speaker 2: free or ready to go?

927
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Speaker 7: I don't know my brain's free.

928
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Speaker 10: Now.

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Speaker 6: I'm a bit nervous.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's good. Make your nerves work for you like

931
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Speaker 2: a young jedi. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure,

932
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Speaker 2: say pass. Who is you have time to come back?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Michelle, good luck, because here we go. Question number one?

935
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Speaker 2: What color is brown? Rice?

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Speaker 6: Are brown?

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Speaker 2: Question two? What month are we in?

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Speaker 6: Mark April?

939
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 2: Question three? What's snow made of.

940
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Speaker 4: Water?

941
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: Question?

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Speaker 2: Four the brand Macona makes what Bobby? Question five true

943
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Speaker 2: or false? African elephants are pregnant for twenty two months true.

944
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Speaker 2: Question six, which Australian band sings Flame Trees, Cold Chisel?

945
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Speaker 2: Question seven in which Australian state would you find the

946
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Speaker 2: twelve Apostles Victoria? Question eight in which decade was the

947
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Speaker 2: Internet introduced to the public.

948
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Speaker 1: Eighty the nineties.

949
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Speaker 2: Michelle nies, Michelle, you're.

950
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Speaker 1: Doing so well. You had a bit of a wobble there.

951
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: I hope we got you were you were quick. You

952
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Speaker 1: beat the barsa so that was good.

953
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Speaker 2: But Michelle, Sorry, Michelle, curse.

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Speaker 1: It Michelle every morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wow, I shall.

956
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Speaker 3: Thank you and you know what tomorrow because now that

957
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Speaker 3: you're doing the voiceover for the show, if the money

958
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Speaker 3: doesn't go off today as it hadn't, well jackpot tomorrow's

959
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Speaker 3: Instagram winnings, so that the temptation question will now be

960
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Speaker 3: worth two thousand.

961
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Speaker 2: So you win three thousand dollars if use.

962
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Speaker 1: Michelle as a demonstration. Sorry for doing this to you, Michelle.

963
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: But Michelle, Michelle, if you if you'd stayed on there,

964
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Speaker 3: if you'd stayed on there, you would have.

965
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Speaker 1: Had the one thousand dollars.

966
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Speaker 3: But then you go into the bonus you would have

967
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Speaker 3: had and you won it, you would have won three

968
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Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

969
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, in mind anyway, that's for tomorrow. There'll

970
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Speaker 2: be three thousand dollars you for that example, three thousand

971
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Speaker 2: dollars on the line for Instagram thanks to Airborne. This

972
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Speaker 2: starts Wednesday night on Channel ten Well Done podcast. We

973
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 2: spoke to UK comedian Jake Lambert last hour and he

974
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 2: does zing fabulous stuff on Instagram and all his socials

975
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Speaker 2: and it's sort of the people a big chunk of it.

976
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 2: The bit that makes me laugh is when he kind

977
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 2: of mocks the people who go on holidays and post

978
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 2: a thousand pictures leading up to it and afterwards things like, well,

979
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Speaker 2: this is my office today, I'm getting some vitamin C

980
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 2: sea you know. Oh I'm back at work, but gee,

981
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Speaker 2: my brain's going back to my great time.

982
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: I just had what about this one?

983
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 5: Oh I've just seen you posted that photo of your

984
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 5: legs and put hot dogs or legs brilliant.

985
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: So cringe, so cringe, And we all know, but I

986
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: know we all know Harry hot Dogs. Maybe we are

987
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: Harry hot Dogs Batman. Maybe we are those people ourselves,

988
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 2: you know, the people that they announce it getting married

989
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 2: and you go on, no, here we go. It is

990
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 2: going to be a year's worth of socials leading up

991
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 2: to that, the wedding that you still see their photos

992
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: for a year and afterwards, remember that beautiful day when

993
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: we got married. Stop it, just stop it. Put your

994
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 2: phone down.

995
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: You know what I've noticed Instagram reality, Instagram versus reality.

996
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 3: So it's got this beautiful model standing there on the

997
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: beach and then they just got wind in a head. Yeah,

998
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 3: and then they do the reality you just heard with

999
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 3: wind in ahead, and it's it's not like a Celeste

1000
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 3: Barber thing. It's a it's a different thing. It's the

1001
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: person doing it and they're going, I'm not dealing with whatever.

1002
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: Or the person that shows you a cooking RECIPI and says, oh,

1003
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 2: who's my art takes well, they just knock over some coriander.

1004
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: You know, well that's not interesting.

1005
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: Stop it.

1006
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 2: Just unless your kitchen's burning down.

1007
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: Stop it. Good point the tribal dramas beating for you.

1008
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 2: Sorry, look this social media cringe or as I like

1009
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Speaker 2: to say, put your phone down, Carol. That's enough.

1010
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 5: Oh I've just seen you posted that photo of your

1011
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 5: legs and put hot dogs or legs brilliant.

1012
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,919
Speaker 2: Yes, there's always someone maybe you're dubbing yourself in. Someone

1013
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: who photographs all their coffee, someone who photographs every day

1014
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 2: of the kid's life.

1015
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 1: What have you got for it? Maybe some unnecessary belfies

1016
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: from someone?

1017
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 2: What's a belfy?

1018
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: As if you don't know?

1019
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 2: How do you do a bum selfie?

1020
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: What about those first track?

1021
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 2: How do you take a photo of your own bum?

1022
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 6: You?

1023
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: Of course you know how to do that?

1024
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Speaker 6: Do I? Yeah?

1025
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: Have I am? I give us a call the.

1026
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: Tribal drama's betting.

1027
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 3: I like to call it smc the hot dogs or

1028
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: legs brilliant or social media cringe you like to call it.

1029
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 2: Put your phone down, Carol, that's enough. When everyone got telephones,

1030
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 2: we thought we're all be in communication with each other. No,

1031
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: what is photographing every single minute of our day and

1032
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 2: putting daggy captions?

1033
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,240
Speaker 3: I remember during COVID, I was on a plane, hadn't

1034
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 3: been on a plane for some time, and I did

1035
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: take a picture of myself on the plane, and I

1036
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 3: have great regret about it.

1037
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: See our generation finds you know you think, have you

1038
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 2: no pride. But most people, even people who are our

1039
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: age group, have pushed through that and will sit poolside

1040
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: and just keep looking at photos of themselves until I

1041
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 2: get a good one. They're not embarrassed to talk to

1042
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 2: their own hand as they're walking down the street.

1043
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's everyone's camera.

1044
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Speaker 2: Ready, now, everyone's camera.

1045
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: I find if I go on holidays, I can't poste

1046
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 3: any pictures of it because I don't.

1047
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: Want Johnny Robber coming around in me house going through stuff.

1048
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 2: Oh okay, thought it was just because you didn't look

1049
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: good in the cozy?

1050
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: There is that Wendy has joined us.

1051
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 2: Wendy, goodnighting guys?

1052
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 6: Are my one is hacked?

1053
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: I hate seeing hacks.

1054
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 7: One the other day a woman literally got a kiddie's

1055
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 7: pool out of the box. I thought it was water

1056
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 7: and put it next to a caravan and it was

1057
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 7: called a hack. It was what it was intended for.

1058
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's not a hack.

1059
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: Stuff, that's that's How can that be a hack?

1060
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1061
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 3: And you get those convoluted ones where someone gets a

1062
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 3: milkshake and.

1063
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: Throws it all through their car And how's that a hack?

1064
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then I lose interest because a short

1065
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: attention so.

1066
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: It's using just a product as it's intended and pulling

1067
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: it a hack. Absolutely good, Well, thank you.

1068
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: Well Spotted Brad has joined us hy Brad Boddy. Mine's

1069
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: about my mate's wife.

1070
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 2: She found Facebook and now she's on it every day.

1071
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 7: She'll take a picture of herself having.

1072
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: A coffee, says my coffee face, sitting in line to

1073
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 1: pick up the kids.

1074
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 7: My kids pick up the kid's face and they're all

1075
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 7: the same face.

1076
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 2: But the worst thing, the worst thing is she does

1077
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 2: his daggy dance.

1078
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 9: In the bedroom and she's out of time.

1079
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 10: She's mouthing the words but she doesn't know the songs

1080
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 10: and it's just like so cringe and I said, on something.

1081
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: Now let her go, let it go, just let her

1082
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: do it. It's not my mate, the scamp, you know,

1083
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: the scam.

1084
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 3: Missus scamp has always taken pictures of him and he

1085
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 3: just doesn't look happy with it.

1086
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen some of the pictures and I can

1087
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: see what he's like. I'm pulling a face.

1088
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: It's like a silver bag for religious in the game.

1089
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 2: Man holding a beer with a T shirt going, come on.

1090
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: I one moment, there's one moment.

1091
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 9: Take more of your calls Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

1092
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: Brendon and Elevanda and you're on the same show.

1093
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Let's start wearing lipst so perfect.

1094
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 3: The travel Run has been beating social media cringe or

1095
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: s MC I like to call it the hot.

1096
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: Dogs or legs brilliant or.

1097
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 2: As I like to call it, which your phone down, Carol,

1098
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 2: that's enough. There are some people who were just flooding

1099
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 2: our feeds with stuff that gives me the ear. It's yeah, youah,

1100
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 2: the one I've seen a lot of lately with people

1101
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: who I don't know, So why am I watching it?

1102
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 2: People who say, here's my five best books of the year,

1103
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 2: and they hold them up so you can't see the covers,

1104
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 2: and they wait and wait and wait so that they

1105
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: just there's more time, and the last minute they showed

1106
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: them to it, and you go, oh, why did I bother?

1107
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 12: Well?

1108
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 2: Why did I bother? I don't know who you are,

1109
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: and I don't care, and I know he's taking away

1110
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: from my own reading time, and I.

1111
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: Know he gets the ham at the end green or otherwise.

1112
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: Rebecca has joined us.

1113
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 2: Oh Rebecca, Hi, how are you going? Who's the cringe?

1114
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 7: People who have a Facebook account for their pet.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and they talk in the first voice of the pet.

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Speaker 6: No, they just have an account for their pet.

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Speaker 7: And then they're like like things from their own pets

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Speaker 7: or was like, they have two accounts, what one is

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Speaker 7: for their pet?

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Speaker 3: So I Rove posts a picture of him with a bone,

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Speaker 3: and then rovers owner goes, good boy, it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they have over talking about my human.

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Speaker 1: Next to my human.

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Speaker 2: People are eating? No people, what do they do that for?

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Speaker 2: When they eat?

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Speaker 1: When someone's eating? And get me started.

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Speaker 2: The ones? I thought, come on, he's he's a professional

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Speaker 2: tennis player. I don't care. Why am I watch?

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Speaker 1: Why thig you rebggar?

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Speaker 2: Maddie is joined, Hello Maddie, who's the cringe?

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Speaker 6: Good morning. It's people that use Instagram as a baby book,

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Speaker 6: and we have to have every single update that their

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Speaker 6: child has done. Like, here's a photo of my child

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Speaker 6: is a week old. Today, here's a photo it's two

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00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 6: weeks old. They look the same, your kid looks like

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Speaker 6: a potato in every picture. And then and then once

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Speaker 6: they start toilet training, they share all the intimate detail

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Speaker 6: of their child glids the toilet and it's like, can

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Speaker 6: we just have baby books and you just keep it private?

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Speaker 6: And show them on their sixteenth perth day.

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Speaker 2: And as the child gets they have they have to,

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Speaker 2: you know, to deal with it. They've got to deal

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00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: with being public personas they're.

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00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 3: Saying, AI could be profiling your child's face as bottom

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00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 3: as it shapes into adulthood. Maddie, just away from that,

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00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 3: you went viral on our particular show with your life.

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00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 3: We were talking about I can't remember how we got

1148
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 3: to it, but your mother, you Maddie from Nepaul, moved

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Speaker 3: into you into your house to look after the twins.

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00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: Subsequently, you split up with your husband COVID.

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00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: Hit so was she stayed but your husband moved out

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00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 2: and got another woman pregnant. She's still there, that is me.

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Speaker 6: She is still with me. She actually didn't take very

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00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 6: kindly to speaking seeing the videos on your socials, but

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00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 6: she there was really a lot of really helpful comments.

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00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 6: So a few people suggested that my ex's new girlfriend

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00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 6: might need help with the baby. So she's thinking along

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00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 6: those lines, he might go and go and help with

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Speaker 6: them with the new baby. So I mean, I'm not

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00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 6: I'm not crossing my fingers, but.

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Speaker 1: So there's a resolution of sourts.

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00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I hope you didn't make things under ye if

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00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 2: it resolves, and that's been mad.

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Speaker 6: I think that she likes seeing it from other people's

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00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 6: point of view as well, like it was a good

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00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 6: reality check for her that what she's doing isn't normal.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think at the time I'd heard a lot

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Speaker 1: of people in pickles, but that was quite the pickle.

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Speaker 6: And I'll tell you what, well, you know what they

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00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 6: say about pickles. They say that pickles are delicious until

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Speaker 6: you're in one, Oh, Maddie.

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Speaker 2: And also because you're last Cora on it, Yes, you're

1173
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: excuse me, you're our you're getting out east to show

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00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: pack tickets to the Easter show our Easter show bag

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00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 2: and also tickets to the Dodge Ams.

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00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: We're not using you in any way for content.

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Speaker 6: By the way, that is amazing. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 6: We'll have a really good day out, Maddie.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Take the whole plan. Can you film it?

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00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: When all this ends, I'll look forward to never watching

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Speaker 1: a news bulletin again, because it's just.

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00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 2: The news is hard lately, you know, I've been watching

1183
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: the news and that some of the stories you think,

1184
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 2: Oh yes, And I used to feel I needed to

1185
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 2: bear witness to other people's pain. But human brains aren't

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00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 2: designed for that. We are designed on some level to

1187
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 2: look after our own tribe and to open yourself up

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00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: to the world of pain. We're not designed to cope

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00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: with it. It's hard, so I'm much more judicious now

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Speaker 2: about turning the TV off when it's too hard.

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Speaker 3: And the news was softer a long time ago. I

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00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 3: think it changed with COVID. It became a Channel nine

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00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: to do this a bit. They say alert, so before

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00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 3: it used to just be like breaking news, but now

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00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 3: it's alert.

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00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: But now it's constantly alert, so you're always hyper vigilant.

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Speaker 2: And I think social media does that too, and that

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Speaker 2: if a child was stolen from a car park in Peru,

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Speaker 2: we would never know about it. Now that's on our

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00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 2: news and we're anxious that, Wow, that could happen to me.

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00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 2: Remember when Lee Sales came in and we're talking to

1202
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 2: her about this, and she said, well, that's why it's

1203
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 2: called news. Remember that those things are unusual, they're not

1204
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 2: everyday things. But we have taken it on board as

1205
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 2: if we're in a heightened state of danger, and particularly now.

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Speaker 3: In the world of algorithms and things like that, you

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00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 3: can be in a silo with like minded people, just

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00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 3: having or an echo chamber of the same thoughts going

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Speaker 3: around with like minded people.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that there's not good news. What have

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00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: you news?

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00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 2: You tell me what the good news.

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00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: This was a good news story last night.

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00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 10: It is the seagull that brought part of Sydney to

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00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 10: a standstill fire and rescue calling in the big guns

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00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 10: to rescue the bird, caught up in fishing line and

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00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 10: stuck outside town Hall Wolworth in the CBD. The seagull

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00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 10: eventually rescued to the delight of the dozens of on

1219
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 10: lookers who gathered near by.

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00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: Right down on the inflection.

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Speaker 3: But isn't it strange with the seagull because someone wants

1222
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 3: described them as pretty much a rap with wings.

1223
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: Well that's step up from a pigeon.

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00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 3: But the whole town grinds to a halt saving the seagull.

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00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 3: And then if you go out to Opera b there's

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Speaker 3: a dog that they've hired to munch the seagulls.

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Speaker 1: This is the world we live in. Imagine that little.

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Speaker 3: Seagull gets out of the I'm glad, I'm out of

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00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 3: that goes have opera munch.

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00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 2: Do you want me or not?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the.

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Speaker 2: Next message.

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Speaker 1: Sham Notion Podcast.

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00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 2: Twenty thousand dollars. Think about that for our favorite gooolie

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Speaker 2: of the year. You don't have to be an old

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Speaker 2: coot going. I don't like it when the neighbor's lawn

1237
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 2: isn't mine. That could be a gholie. But we except

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00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 2: all kinds of ghoulies. What have we got today? I

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00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: reverse park. I leave enough space to get my boot open.

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00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 11: I leave emergency space in front of my car in

1241
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 11: case I have to roll forward to get my boot open.

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00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 11: Someone's parked, fire up my butt in my parking spot.

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00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 11: They're in my spot. They're front wheels are in my spot.

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00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 2: She's showing off? Does she says? She reversed park? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: Whenever I ring you, you're always in the middle of

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00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: a reverse part and it's just.

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Speaker 6: Go round.

1248
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 2: I can't I can't talk while I'm reversing. Yeah, but

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00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 2: I can't do it.

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00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: It's this uncanny skill. Whatever I ring you, you're in

1251
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 1: the middle of a reverse park can.

1252
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 2: Write it fast? Stuffed it up?

1253
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 6: I stuffed it up.

1254
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 1: I'll go round. Switch that siren off.

1255
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: I've been chased by mister whippy I don't know what

1256
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 2: else do we have.

1257
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 12: You finally get yourself into that comfy position in bed

1258
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 12: after tossing and turning for hours, and you hear that

1259
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 12: soft buzzing of a mosquito above your head.

1260
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 2: Get your proboscus off me.

1261
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 12: I'm not a succulent Chinese meal.

1262
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this to me? Dany invade my slumber.

1263
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 2: I just want to see you.

1264
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: It's not a forum just to keep you.

1265
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 2: Actually, it is as is compared that is a forum.

1266
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,720
Speaker 2: It is absolutely that forum.

1267
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: And you can do that by downloading the iHeartRadio app.

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00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: Goes to gold one a one point seven press.

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Speaker 3: The microphone records you, Ghoulie twenty thousand dollars riding on this.

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Speaker 1: It's six to nine on gold.

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Speaker 2: A favorite chlorium ol. Facebook friend wins overnight accommodation for

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Speaker 2: two at a signature de luxe room, including sparkling wine

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00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 2: at the Beautiful Grace Hotel in the heart of the CBD.

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00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: So good. You get the jonesy amount of tetel and

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00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: keyring as well.

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00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 2: We spoke with comedian Jake Lambert this morning. I love him.

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00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 2: He's an English guy who he reacts to annoying social

1278
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 2: media captions that most people post online. It's one of

1279
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: the things he does. I really love it. And so

1280
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: today the tribal dron was bidding four social media cringe

1281
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 2: the hot dogs or legs brilliant or as I like

1282
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: to put it, put your phone down, Carol, that's enough.

1283
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: We had Wendy from Eagle Veil. She calls with her cringe,

1284
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 2: which was people sharing so called hacks.

1285
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 7: One the other day a woman literally got a kiddy's

1286
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 7: throw out of the box. I filled it with water

1287
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 7: and put an extra a caravan and it was called

1288
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 7: a hack. It was what it was intended for.

1289
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: That's not a hack. That's not a hack unless you

1290
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: fill in with beer, right au.

1291
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 2: Two, that's enough. One on one seven's famous five continues

1292
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 2: with Rob Duckworth, bon Jovi, Madonna, Robbie Williams, John Farnamon,

1293
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 2: Pink We pay when they play.

1294
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: Was that your April Fools jack? You took the gold

1295
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: out of the one on one seven? Okay, it wasn't

1296
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: It was a thing, No, I thought it was.

1297
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm no fan of April Fool's Day. I

1299
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 2: did eat a doughnut before that. Had Vega might put

1300
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 2: into the custard, and I didn't mind it. If the

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00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 2: joke was to be horrible, it was quite nice.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation.

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00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 2: Did you taste the spit in your coffee? We'll see

1304
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 2: you at six.

1305
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: Good jed you well, thank god, that's over.

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00:58:55,360 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 6: Good bite, good bite wipe from your own.

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Speaker 9: Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app or

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Speaker 9: wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 12: Das.

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Speaker 9: Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio

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Speaker 9: app