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Speaker 3: Everybody, It's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting.

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Speaker 2: The floor.

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Speaker 4: Man's job.

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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor Today.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about ancient history today.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, Egyptian.

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Speaker 1: Egyptian. Maybe we might talk about the Spartans, we might

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Speaker 1: talk about thucidities.

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Speaker 2: What about the Peloponnesian Wars.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about all of that, Brendan, Actually no,

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Speaker 1: but I am going to talk about the days before

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Speaker 1: the modern phone. When I first moved into a flat

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Speaker 1: with a girlfriend, there was no such thing as an

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Speaker 1: answering machine. It's hard to believe that. I mean now,

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Speaker 1: no one leaves answering messages anyway. But if I remember,

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Speaker 1: I wanted a boy to call me. He was going

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Speaker 1: to call me, and I had to dash out to

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Speaker 1: the shop, and I didn't want him to call and

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Speaker 1: never call back if I wasn't home, So I left

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Speaker 1: the phone off the hook so he'd think I was

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Speaker 1: just making a call. Give it five minutes and try again,

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Speaker 1: because I just downstairs to the shop.

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Speaker 3: Right, I see the method in the matter. You think

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Speaker 3: he's thinking, this chick's hot.

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Speaker 1: She's hot, she's on the phone. I'll just give it

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Speaker 1: ten minutes and I'll call again. Instead, I forgot to

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Speaker 1: put the phone back on the hook, and a day

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Speaker 1: later walked past the went, oh my god, I hate myself.

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Speaker 3: So if you had an answering machine, there would have

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Speaker 3: been six missed calls from mister hanky pants?

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Speaker 1: Would there have been? And then we got an answering machine,

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Speaker 1: and that was the most incredible thing. You had to

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Speaker 1: set it before you left the house. There's nothing automatic

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 2: I remember you press the play and record. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh hi, it's Jones. You can't come to the phone

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Speaker 2: right now leave a message after the beef.

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Speaker 1: Or you could do a quirky one. We had one

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Speaker 1: that said, oh, hello, how I hang on to say,

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Speaker 1: I'll just get my panel, just drop my pants around

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Speaker 1: here with yeah. But my mother, who didn't quite understand

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Speaker 1: how these things worked, even if it was just a

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Speaker 1: plain one, Hello, leave a message. Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda.

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Speaker 3: I remember years ago I had an answering machine and

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Speaker 3: it was an audio line answering machine, and I bought

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Speaker 3: it from the local tandy shop and it was broken.

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Speaker 3: It never worked, so I took it back to the

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Speaker 3: Tandy shop and they said, no worries, I will send

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Speaker 3: it off to get repaired.

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Speaker 2: Six to eight weeks later, it comes back. I plug

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Speaker 2: it in, still not working.

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Speaker 1: What about all the guys that were trying to call you?

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Speaker 3: So then I've written a strongly worded letter, not an email,

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Speaker 3: because that didn't exist, about how I'm a very important

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Speaker 3: businessman and I need my head, I need my business.

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Speaker 3: And so the audio line people sent me a brand

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Speaker 3: new answering machine. Sure result, And the first the first

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Speaker 3: call on my answering machine was from my brother and

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Speaker 3: it was literally, hey, bound and then this is rustling,

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Speaker 3: and then you just said this big.

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Speaker 2: It start up far into the phone. That was as

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Speaker 2: an important businessman, That's what I was waiting.

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Speaker 1: I love is it Despite the fact that technology has changed,

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Speaker 1: your brother would still do that?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: It would?

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Speaker 1: What about this? This is an ad I saw for

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Speaker 1: crazy calls. This is where there were seven original recordings

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Speaker 1: for all answering machines. You could make your answering machine

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Speaker 1: sound like this.

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Speaker 2: Hey Hi, I'm sorry that I'm not at home. I

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Speaker 2: get the message. One phone.

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Speaker 4: Crazy calls a tape of seven different songs and funny

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Speaker 4: recordings for answering machines.

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Speaker 2: Him very sorry that I'm not at hong to take

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Speaker 2: your call. Fourteen when I will get your.

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Speaker 4: Message the talk give someone the gift of gad for

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Speaker 4: their answering machine and a friend.

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Speaker 1: What you've actually done is but onely ticket to the

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Speaker 1: answering machine.

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Speaker 2: So nobody, but I'm not home. Got crazy calls.

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Speaker 4: A tape of set different songs and funny recordings were

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Speaker 4: only fourteen ninety five.

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Speaker 2: You can.

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Speaker 4: Call one eight hundred five five four nine thousand, called

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Speaker 4: one a hundred five five four nine thousand.

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Speaker 3: Honoring that number, and just leave a big fat and

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Speaker 3: I'll say hello Jonesy.

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Speaker 2: The cato for okay kids. That's it for today. Come

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Speaker 2: back tomorrow for more of Jonesy than a man is

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Speaker 2: cutting for the cotton f