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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini's got a very special guest in Nate Valvo joins

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Speaker 2: us in the City's.

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Speaker 1: Out of the house. Yes, haws, it feel it's just

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Speaker 1: and you know, there was a little bit of traffic

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Speaker 1: getting here, and I was bloody thrilled. There's some other people.

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Speaker 1: There's a bit of annoyance here. I missed it. Someone

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Speaker 1: cut me off. I love it. I missed hating people

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Speaker 1: and I've got a little taste of it today and

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to be out. And about what sort of

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Speaker 1: person do you hate the most? So what sort of

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Speaker 1: person do you miss hating the most? Okay, and I

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Speaker 1: know I speak on behalf of a lot of gay

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Speaker 1: men when I say this, The most annoying people in

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Speaker 1: the world are slow walkers. We've got no time for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're in a huff, we're getting from A to B

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Speaker 1: and you're in the way. Sort it out. Yeah, are

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Speaker 1: you saying right now that you think the gay man

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Speaker 1: walks faster than the straight men? I have said this

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Speaker 1: for years that there should be an Olympic event with

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Speaker 1: like just actual straight game competing against just gays running

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Speaker 1: an errand we will walk away with gold for AUSTRALI.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why we go so fast, but we

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Speaker 1: do regard for anyone in your way isn't on the path.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I feel that dancing is almost

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Speaker 1: like walking, and so therefore it's a bit more in

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Speaker 1: our lane. I don't know what it is, but God quick, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I think silver. The silver medal would go

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Speaker 1: to a busy mum. And then third you got your

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Speaker 1: straight man walk. Ye, that's the speeds. We should do

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Speaker 1: this as as a radio little scooter, couldn't it? They

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Speaker 1: should like Google Maps. When I look up something, they

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Speaker 1: say eleven minutes, I knock off gay time and gold.

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Speaker 2: Someone told me that they recalibrate the maps to you.

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Speaker 2: Do they know what your speed is?

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Speaker 1: Let's all it right now. Let's all put in the

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Speaker 1: same destination and see what fast? Where we going? What

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Speaker 1: do you want to walk to go? I was going

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Speaker 1: to give my home address. That's that's a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: It's weird. Let's just say even weird. Is that saved

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Speaker 1: in my phone? McDonald's around the corner?

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Speaker 2: Why do we just you're gonna go McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: What do I press to make it look like I'm walking.

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Speaker 1: God go directions and then you go walk. I've got mine.

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Speaker 1: Mine says six minutes, yes, same, yours is six Will

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Speaker 1: you were faster walker than man? Or a slow walking

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Speaker 1: a game?

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Speaker 2: Seven minutes? So what he is? Gaylion?

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Speaker 1: What are we coming out?

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Speaker 2: This is beautiful, totally irrefutable as well, totally irrefutable.

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Speaker 1: What a test.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go to a song before you do that.

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Speaker 2: I've got a coconut sugar in front of you there, mate,

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Speaker 2: what do I honestly think this is the best ever?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to give it again?

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Speaker 1: Opening it? Yeah? Please nervously done something to the can? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: frank okay, all right, and it's a can too. It's

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Speaker 1: old school.

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Speaker 2: It's good kid.

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Speaker 1: Normally I'm a bottle man. So I'm just saying. And

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Speaker 1: by the way, I haven't had tenies with the boys

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Speaker 1: since school is week. When I was pretending that I

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Speaker 1: was straight taking you back, you know, I just sitting

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Speaker 1: down in the lads cracking open a couple of cans.

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Speaker 1: It's like riding a bike. Look at you, You're a natural,

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Speaker 1: well done. You fit straight into you fit into a

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Speaker 1: mad Monday as you talk.

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Speaker 2: But he's pinky.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember in schoolies, I was saying, is there

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Speaker 1: no sugar in this beer? What do you think? You reckon?

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Speaker 2: That's the best ever.

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Speaker 1: It is the best ever you reckon.

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Speaker 2: Mate.

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Speaker 1: I've been a big fan of the no sugar for

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Speaker 1: a long time. I've been on this. Yeah, I continue

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Speaker 1: to be on this for a very long time.

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Speaker 2: Buddy, good stuff. Go and check it out. Coca Cola

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Speaker 2: and no sugar than you would improve try it now

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Speaker 2: we've got more with that valve right up next to

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Speaker 2: Swell the body got Nate below the studio. Now, Nate,

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Speaker 2: you've been so you co host didn't pick up with

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Speaker 2: Katelinbrook this week.

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Speaker 1: It's a wild ride, it's a fun time.

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Speaker 2: So they brought you on for the you know, the

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Speaker 2: Mum's Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you relate to the I absolutely do as a

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Speaker 1: father of nine kids myself no kids, absolutely not. But

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Speaker 1: something that does definitely offend parents, and I often say

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Speaker 1: it is when I hear my friends that are definitely

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Speaker 1: homeschooling and they have a lot and kudos to the

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Speaker 1: parents they're doing it, and every time they complain, I

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Speaker 1: do let them have the attention for about a minute

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Speaker 1: or two. That's a lot for me. So I'll let

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Speaker 1: it be about them. And they're complaining about the school

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Speaker 1: kids and the homework, and I get it. And that's

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Speaker 1: when I like to slide in a complaint about my

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Speaker 1: dog and just to see their face that I'm comparing

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Speaker 1: them homeschooling to having a pet. It's a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like watching art.

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Speaker 2: There.

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Speaker 1: I started twitching and they're just like keeping it in

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Speaker 1: and it's the same. So I don't know what parents

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Speaker 1: are complaining about. Having a pet is exactly the same as.

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Speaker 2: Having that's neither of us.

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Speaker 1: You've got to feed it a couple of times to

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Speaker 1: the park, and dogs get sick as well. And your

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Speaker 1: dog recently get my dog got the dog gastro, which

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Speaker 1: is a thing I didn't know what was a thing.

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Speaker 1: It was a dog gastro outbreaking. So you're complaining to

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Speaker 1: the mum's going like a breaking and ps just on gastro.

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Speaker 1: When people say to it, Cody, my partner and I,

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Speaker 1: do you want kids? You be copying it even more

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Speaker 1: than us. Yes you can. And my answer always is

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Speaker 1: do you want kids? The question should be do you

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Speaker 1: constantly want gastro for five years? Yeah, that's the question.

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Speaker 1: You've got to ask yourself. I'm a parent. Is every

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Speaker 1: time I catch up with a friend a kid, it's

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Speaker 1: just the same story every time your friend says, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's gastro in the house, and then you go, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for kissing me, hello, for coming to the

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Speaker 1: social event and touching all my door handles. I'm wrapped

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Speaker 1: that you're here.

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Speaker 2: But you wouldn't you? Like you and I were talking before,

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Speaker 2: it sounds like you currently because you're one on one

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Speaker 2: with your partner Cody as well, just and you have

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Speaker 2: been for two years now effectively.

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Speaker 1: Well at home. Oh yeah, so he's been working home

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Speaker 1: for a year. Okay, it feels like five. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's another shout out to the not only the parents,

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Speaker 1: but the people's working. The people working, and it's been

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Speaker 1: really hard for me. You're just walking nuclear at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Hard.

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Speaker 1: Cody works in the medical field, is an infectious disease scientist.

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Speaker 1: He's been working at home. But it's been really hard

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Speaker 1: for me because I've had to make it look like

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Speaker 1: I've got stuff to do all day. Yeah, that's stressful,

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Speaker 1: that's exhausting. Yeah, he doesn't know what I normally do.

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Speaker 1: What do you go to do? You go to the

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Speaker 1: comics work for an hour a day. I've told him

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Speaker 1: it's a lot harder than it is. You've got to

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Speaker 1: prepare acting for months that I'm busy. I've got to

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Speaker 1: go to this zoom. There's no zoom. I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: we can't talk off to my bedroom to do a zoom.

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Speaker 1: I will and grace.

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Speaker 2: So you've been one on one with him for however

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Speaker 2: long to speak Because actually I was this chat with

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Speaker 2: my partner Sam recently because I was we had a

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Speaker 2: week off and we're at home for a while, and

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Speaker 2: she was like, she's, well, she's studying at the moment,

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Speaker 2: and she said, this is really embarrassing for me because

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Speaker 2: I'm constantly trying to look like I'm doing more while

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Speaker 2: you're here, because the truth is, like I'm not doing anything.

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Speaker 1: At least you're being honest. Relationship seems a bit healthier

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Speaker 1: than mine, but it's true. You home so much together

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Speaker 1: that you've got you've got to let your partner see

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Speaker 1: you do your.

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Speaker 2: And you lose a bit of spice as well in

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Speaker 2: terms of what you've got with each other, like you

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Speaker 2: need you.

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Speaker 1: Need one of you going away spice. Name what's a

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Speaker 1: normal spice that you do sex. How's the sex with

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Speaker 1: you and.

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Speaker 2: Slot?

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Speaker 1: It's our eight year anniversary in two weeks. Cool, it

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Speaker 1: will be a lockdown anniversary. Here's my plan. I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: what do you give someone that you've you're with every

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Speaker 1: day eight years? We actually normally do something pretty great

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Speaker 1: for something we take seriously because we're defying all odds

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Speaker 1: that we stay together. Normally it's a big dinner away.

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Speaker 1: What I'm doing, I'm getting in my car and I'm

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Speaker 1: driving away and I'm just going to stay out of

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Speaker 1: the house for a few hours and just let him

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Speaker 1: have the house. He will be the happiest man. I

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Speaker 1: might just go and sit in a Wooll's car park

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Speaker 1: and get some I think the best present I can

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Speaker 1: give him is to not be.

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Speaker 2: Beforehand.

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Speaker 1: Oh here's my present, and he can do whatever he wants.

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Speaker 1: I'll take the dog questions.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming in the studio. You

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Speaker 2: are Lizzy has been here all Thanks your pri coke

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Speaker 2: color and you're gonna try it now.

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Speaker 1: Thanks mate, Thank you. Hear more of the boys on

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Speaker 1: the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to