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Speaker 3: Hey, come on Thursday morning, five minutes by six Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell's show on God. First of all, let me just
Speaker 3: address what's in the studio. That is a soon to
Speaker 3: be nineteen year old daughter of mine. I didn't realize
Speaker 3: my daughter, Ruby, who's a left home and went to
Speaker 3: university this year, and in January, before she started Uni,
Speaker 3: she would coming every morning work on the show. And
Speaker 3: obviously we haven't seen much of her the last couple
Speaker 3: of months. I didn't realize. So she's come in to
Speaker 3: work on the show. She's off now until August. Guys,
Speaker 3: what Yeah, No, I thought she was off for a week.
Speaker 3: She's been hanging around back at home, basically endless washing
Speaker 3: that looks like it hasn't been what since she left
Speaker 3: us in February. And then when Patsy gonna say hello
Speaker 3: and sort of so you know how long you're off for?
Speaker 3: I thought she's going back next week August you'll be
Speaker 3: seeing a lot of universe. I'm telling you now, guys,
Speaker 3: you'll be seeing a lot of the daughter working for
Speaker 3: free on the show, paying back her uber uber east
Speaker 3: Bill and bar bill from this year.
Speaker 5: It's good to see you again, Ruby, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And PASSI. What's going on with you? Mate? Oh?
Speaker 6: We poor old speaking of kids, poor old awards. She's
Speaker 6: a bit of an ice cream rookie. You would have
Speaker 6: had ice cream magic, Jack.
Speaker 5: When you're oh, yes, ice magic?
Speaker 3: Did you have that?
Speaker 7: In the UK? Ice ice magic?
Speaker 4: You put chocolate topping on ice cream in the cold
Speaker 4: of the ice cream sets it into hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's coddier is out here. But I
Speaker 6: got some of that at the supermarket yesterday because being winter.
Speaker 7: Everyone gets the month. She's after dinner they want something, but.
Speaker 3: Normally after winter you don't want some phones and ice
Speaker 3: of ice cream. Ice cream anyway, it's actually makes you
Speaker 3: cold and feel cold.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's yummy. It feels that sweet knee perfectly.
Speaker 6: But she accidentally put it in the fridge and anyone
Speaker 6: will know. You never put ice magic in the frame passengers,
Speaker 6: so it's useless. It's like rendered useless. You have to
Speaker 6: put it out but you know what else I did.
Speaker 6: I've found this new hack. I thought you can get
Speaker 6: peppermint oreos. I try not to get too many sweet biscuits,
Speaker 6: but I had this thought cloud the other day peppermint
Speaker 6: oreos crushed up in vanilla ice cream. So I did
Speaker 6: it yesterday.
Speaker 7: I left like a two tub or two liters tub
Speaker 7: out on the bench.
Speaker 3: To try to get too many.
Speaker 5: It's actually inventions and budget.
Speaker 3: It's actually fifty both.
Speaker 6: And you let it melt a bit and then you
Speaker 6: like put in a bag or the biscuits, get a
Speaker 6: rolling pin, crushed them up and just mix.
Speaker 5: It through like this in Home alone.
Speaker 3: Delicious.
Speaker 6: Then you put it back into the container, back in
Speaker 6: the freezer, give it a couple of hours and.
Speaker 7: Very nice.
Speaker 3: This is controversial, but I don't like ice cream. Didn't
Speaker 3: like it as a kid.
Speaker 4: Don't like really what I like My wife who claims
Speaker 4: not to like ice cream, but then anytime we walk
Speaker 4: past one of the fancy ice cream places, like Messina, she's.
Speaker 3: Like, Oh, that's now that Messina. I do like, maybe
Speaker 3: it's fancy ice cream. Parents didn't have any money for his.
Speaker 3: Don't you think that gelato is better? I love gelato Yeah,
Speaker 3: Now gelato is better, isn't it. That's a different experience.
Speaker 4: Tell path about the gelato guy who went to gelato school, right,
Speaker 4: you know what.
Speaker 3: I was helping out working in a shop at the weekend,
Speaker 3: and some listeners came along and said, Loo, it's something
Speaker 3: else was chatting to this guy, and he's a trade
Speaker 3: but his big dream, right is to open up his
Speaker 3: own gelato business. But he hasn't got the money at
Speaker 3: the moment. It's tough anyway, He's he's training at the moment.
Speaker 3: So every two years he goes out to Italy to
Speaker 3: study out. And I'm not making this up because I
Speaker 3: didn't believe him, and they know. He showed me a certificate.
Speaker 3: He's studying at the University of Gelato, you kidding for Italy, right,
Speaker 3: And it's like a four week course and so it
Speaker 3: costs him money to go in their states. So he's
Speaker 3: doing it in like he's doing it a week at
Speaker 3: a time. She's going back in August this year to
Speaker 3: do the second module. I didn't know. I thought they
Speaker 3: just bought those tubs right in those gelato places and
Speaker 3: then opened it up and then.
Speaker 5: Scoop, you have to learn how to scoop.
Speaker 3: That's why I thought, you go to like Costco and
Speaker 3: buy some more gilato that I guess someone makes in
Speaker 3: a factory. You have to make it up the back
Speaker 3: from scratch. It's like Heston Bluemintal, learning about the science
Speaker 3: of it, all.
Speaker 5: All the best to it. I hope he makes it.
Speaker 5: What a story if he goes from training.
Speaker 3: To who knew there wasn't actually a university of Gelato.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Extra Time and The Time Waste. This morning World Resilience Week.
Speaker 3: The toughest event in the world is the Spartan Death Race.
Speaker 3: I've heard of these Spartan races, but not the Spartan
Speaker 3: Death Race. The event goes on for seventy two hours
Speaker 3: and designed to break contestants physically, mentally, and emotionally. You
Speaker 3: have to crawl through forty two kilometers of barbed wie.
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Speaker 3: Twelve hours of burpies. You've probably been doing many of them.
Speaker 3: That horrendous things. This is where this is where it
Speaker 3: really gets tough. But now we move into my events.
Speaker 3: Memory is a poem. Now that I could do that,
Speaker 3: I could do that. I could do that. But if
Speaker 3: it was a relay race, I've got the poetry book covered.
Speaker 3: Team Memory is a poem word for word, Oh, death
Speaker 3: race and solve a cryptic puzzle.
Speaker 5: Have you ever?
Speaker 4: What's the hardest event you've ever done? I did the
Speaker 4: tough Mutter run.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's justually great fun.
Speaker 5: That's good. So K is that that's five or ten?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: I think it's ten K and then you're jumping through ice.
Speaker 3: In another way, Upgrade did that? Five would have felt
Speaker 3: too lightweight for him.
Speaker 5: I could have even been longer.
Speaker 3: Probably two hundred was it? Yeah? Yeah, he only just finished.
Speaker 3: It's been going on for ten it's ten years. Actually
Speaker 3: one Jack did what was it?
Speaker 9: One?
Speaker 3: Was it just one K?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think it was too whatever.
Speaker 3: The toughest one is he did a secret one like that?
Speaker 3: All right, So we're looking for your tough bands. Tough bands,
Speaker 3: they fight be giants.
Speaker 5: Gold.
Speaker 3: Alana's more upset. She's pretty mad anyway. Lana's more upset.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3: But he's a tough Oh yeah, real tough Spartan death race,
Speaker 3: tough Silba, daft punch, Gold and that little metallic hat
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Speaker 3: he snarls.
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Speaker 3: I'm like you edit radio in it and Fleetwood smack down,
Speaker 3: Fleetwood SmackDown, go your own way, jack What if you've
Speaker 3: got fight bands, tough bands, tough.
Speaker 4: Tough bans, Thatt's Domino. You know Fats Domino. Yeah you
Speaker 4: have Yeah, he's got tatoos up and down there.
Speaker 7: Some tough everyone that has.
Speaker 5: Joined the club, Patsy, We're a lot tougher.
Speaker 3: Fronds down there with Fleetwood SmackDown.
Speaker 4: Gluety in the blowfish toughness.
Speaker 11: That's not tough again, what is the toughness? Having a
Speaker 11: big ass, this is tough. Frankie goes to Hollywood. That's
Speaker 11: not tough. But Frankie goes to chop the wood.
Speaker 5: That's tough.
Speaker 3: It's tough hearing these. You can have a silver though,
Speaker 3: if you promise to.
Speaker 5: End and not Chaine's addiction gains addiction.
Speaker 3: Gains addiction. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Extra Time on the time Waster. We're looking for your
Speaker 3: tough bands, Jackie boy, you're ready to mark tough bands.
Speaker 5: Let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Town pouts. She can put the ice match. This isn't
Speaker 3: tough town Pats. She can put the ice matchic in
Speaker 3: the microwave for thirty seconds, lid off. If it's set,
Speaker 3: that's tough.
Speaker 5: But you already throw it in the bin.
Speaker 7: I've already put it in the bin.
Speaker 3: Tough wolf Mud instead of wolf mother. Tough wolf Mud,
Speaker 3: tough mother. We're just talking about it.
Speaker 12: Never.
Speaker 5: What's the movie?
Speaker 3: The bands? We're doing tough bands?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, play on Gold.
Speaker 3: Play on that ice match.
Speaker 4: I was actually thinking, would you get out of the
Speaker 4: ban or would you just play.
Speaker 3: Moving? We've moved on now, haven't we? Container would one
Speaker 3: eight two Silva went on, Shin's here hard cell, silver
Speaker 3: powder sworn, Cinnegar gold. That's very good one of Mark
Speaker 3: in Seaford Canny lift him them Loggins gold. That's very
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Speaker 3: a wild.
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Speaker 3: Louis Armstrong, No, No, no, he's arms Strong. Break it
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Speaker 3: Mustley Crew Belton John Silver, Puff, Mussel Jackson Gold, Boxing Music, Silver,
Speaker 3: Smash your Mouth, Smash Mouth, Bronze s a s Speedwack.
Speaker 5: Instead you two fights Gold.
Speaker 3: Chumber Thumper, Silver, Guns and poses.
Speaker 12: I guess it's a body building Oh yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 12: need context those Steve Stevie Ray Brown Gold, Elvis Bench
Speaker 12: Presley Gold and Pumping Iron Maiden Gold.
Speaker 3: They're very good. Okay, Brand new time waster tow us
Speaker 3: Time eight thirty this morning?
Speaker 5: Is it dance dance movies?
Speaker 3: I struggled with this one.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Coming up after seven, and then we've got the Naked Hour.
Speaker 3: We give you the theme and you pick all the songs.
Speaker 13: Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour
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Speaker 3: This week's Naked Hour. We needs your songs with an
Speaker 3: element in the tide. So that's right, let's get elemental
Speaker 3: woo when fire air pat see, what are you going for?
Speaker 7: We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel.
Speaker 3: Did you come up with that one? I don't know,
Speaker 3: I know every day this is why we're in front
Speaker 3: of the minecrophone.
Speaker 14: I guess you people listen, I mean I say fire,
Speaker 14: She says.
Speaker 3: Boom boom. Good June.
Speaker 6: Yeah, any pop up facts, yes, Well, he's been in
Speaker 6: the news recently. He has or holds the record as
Speaker 6: the most performances or no, the longest residency at Madison
Speaker 6: Square Garden, which he is wrapping up in October. He's
Speaker 6: done a show there every month, once a month since
Speaker 6: twenty fourteen, something like it, one hundred and fifty shows,
Speaker 6: and he changes it up each time, so you don't
Speaker 6: go and see the exact same performance and string of
Speaker 6: such you know songs.
Speaker 7: It's always different each.
Speaker 3: You're improvising this. Maybe if he was on the show
Speaker 3: last year, he says, he does just does the greatest hit.
Speaker 3: He says his opening line at that residency is, I
Speaker 3: don't worry, I've got I haven't written new songs since
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if Billy Joel came, if I went to Madison
Speaker 4: Square Garden, I'm in New York saveing up my mon
Speaker 4: to come here see Billy Joel, and you get out there,
Speaker 4: it's like just the B sides to.
Speaker 3: Know and some rare unreleased Bob Dylan stuff.
Speaker 6: So here we go, said will the bit Irad. He
Speaker 6: does some of his older stuff that people may have
Speaker 6: forgotten about. That's fresh cone though, Billy Joel at Madison
Speaker 6: Square Garden.
Speaker 3: This is incredible what he's done. That's his local gig
Speaker 3: once a month to go down to his local RSL,
Speaker 3: which is the garden and do all right, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: Then a song with an element in the title, I've gone.
Speaker 5: For Kansas dust in the wind dustin.
Speaker 3: And only use your choice for you? Why did you
Speaker 3: go with this one? That's good song.
Speaker 4: I used to make mixtapes but on burn CDs, burn
Speaker 4: CDs for people to.
Speaker 3: CD burner, and the one was called I used to
Speaker 3: do that to the CDRs, was it yep?
Speaker 5: I used the program Nero to burn my CD.
Speaker 3: Too, because you could also make but I didn't do
Speaker 3: the label making. Did you do the label making? I
Speaker 3: had the special paper then you get that and it
Speaker 3: was a special thing in the printer like a tree
Speaker 3: that they came out.
Speaker 4: What happened that paper, I remember was a bit glossy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so it'd come through the printer and then it would
Speaker 4: smear as sam out on the other side. Of the printer,
Speaker 4: but I'd make my CD compilations and try to sell
Speaker 4: them at school. I only ever sold two for ten
Speaker 4: dollars each. Probably the class is a little bit higher.
Speaker 4: And instead of the Kansas version of Dust and the
Speaker 4: Wind on the Burn CD, I had Will Ferrell's version
Speaker 4: from Old School.
Speaker 3: One of the funniest movies ever.
Speaker 5: Oh ye are It's dusting?
Speaker 3: I should play that version out this morning, all right.
Speaker 3: Songs with an in the title I've Gone for Earth,
Speaker 3: jan Jodran and Planet out four three We're looking for
Speaker 3: songs and with an element in the title Earthwind, air
Speaker 3: Fire And they also wrote one on one like Patsy
Speaker 3: a different fire one though, little Girl, you all I
Speaker 3: got as This isn't the only song Springsteen wrote a
Speaker 3: bi fire. He wrote a song in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 3: Right after that he saw Elvis Presley and then wrote
Speaker 3: a song for Elvis. Boss saw him in nineteen seventy seven,
Speaker 3: which is the year Elvis died. So Springsteen, who's already
Speaker 3: in the in the E Street Band, writes a song
Speaker 3: for Elvis Presley seven spied by what he saw in
Speaker 3: early nineteen seventy seven, he sends a demo to Elvis,
Speaker 3: but he dies three months later. He doesn't get to
Speaker 3: do the song, so the song was done by the
Speaker 3: pointer of systems. Is this song? This was originally written
Speaker 3: by Springsteen for Elvis. It's called Fire. I can imagine
Speaker 3: Elmos showing this. I'm home with Ai. They can get
Speaker 3: dead Elvis or Ai Elvis.
Speaker 5: I'm on chat Ept resurrected John Elvis back.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Match Box twenty three am ten to seven Thursday Morning
Speaker 3: Naked Hour coming up after seven o'clock. We have no songs.
Speaker 3: We give you the theme songs with an element in
Speaker 3: the title This week Earth Wind Air, I don't want
Speaker 3: to say it, fire guy. I don't like Jack said,
Speaker 3: you keep missing out water and I actually feel like
Speaker 3: I don't want to bring water on the fire man.
Speaker 5: He century song really earnestly. I love fire.
Speaker 3: Staring into it, disappearing.
Speaker 6: It is mesmerizing, though, isn't It speaks to an ancient,
Speaker 6: knowing part of us.
Speaker 3: I believe that I am transmutable like the fire.
Speaker 5: Where's water forgettable?
Speaker 3: Away from me? All right? Songs with element in the
Speaker 3: title ride like the Winds Banger Christopher Cross. Do you
Speaker 3: know this song, Patsy ride.
Speaker 7: Like play it? It's spaguely familiar.
Speaker 15: Oh gosh, this is a great song. This is a tune.
Speaker 3: This reads like a poem. The first the opening lines,
Speaker 3: it is the night, my body's weak. I'm on the run,
Speaker 3: no time to sleep. I've got to ride, ride like
Speaker 3: the wind to be free again. Now Chris is asked
Speaker 3: for Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash. Great song, I
Speaker 3: fill into a burn and ring of fire now when
Speaker 3: we hear this song. Though a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 3: was saying a lot of artists did their songs in
Speaker 3: a different countries language. Some work well, some work very badly.
Speaker 3: Johnny Cash genius love Johnny Cash. He was not down
Speaker 3: for the Spanish version of his own song cases Msimmid
Speaker 3: appreciate the app so thought.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 3: Also this banger and Carrie wants to hear this if
Speaker 3: you listen for some a bit musty and old today,
Speaker 3: mothballs this song mothballs. All right, let's go to Deardre.
Speaker 3: Good morning, d.
Speaker 17: Dree, good morning guys.
Speaker 3: How are you you know what that name? Dedre? I
Speaker 3: reckon that's dying out that name like Gary's did Re
Speaker 3: don't get at babies being called Deirdre anymore. It's a
Speaker 3: good solid name.
Speaker 17: I look at an old name from the Gaelic Irish.
Speaker 3: Is that right? I probably be in a derivative of Deirdre.
Speaker 18: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 19: Call it Girdra over there, but it's in Australia it's Dedre.
Speaker 3: So I sometimes have a chat about the ridinence of
Speaker 3: word and nomenclature. Okay, so Deirdre, what's the song for you?
Speaker 3: That an element in the title that's not water?
Speaker 18: I have been to change by the scorpions?
Speaker 3: Can you wish?
Speaker 5: I can't?
Speaker 19: I can't.
Speaker 3: This is a big old power ball.
Speaker 20: It isn't it?
Speaker 3: Is this a power song for you, Deirdre? When you're
Speaker 3: working out gains?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 3: Lifting you?
Speaker 12: I was talking to a lifter the left, I know
Speaker 12: it straight from the What are you doing?
Speaker 3: It just looked on?
Speaker 7: Can you ever whistle?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: This is the best I can I can't that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Love people that can do that big whistle calling
Speaker 3: a taxi? Well that that's it's amazing thing. All right,
Speaker 3: de Dre. Lovely chat you mate. Have a good day,
Speaker 3: you two guys. Okay, what happens next? After you? You
Speaker 3: said goodbye. I can't say goodbye to them, Cliff, Cliff,
Speaker 3: what's the song with an element in the title the
Speaker 3: by Michael Jetson.
Speaker 5: He's trying this weird?
Speaker 3: All right, Cliff, thank you very much. Your song is
Speaker 3: good Karen, Now, good morning, Karam, Good morning going, Kieran.
Speaker 3: What song with an element in the title? Oh God?
Speaker 9: Blowing in the Wind by Bob Dylan.
Speaker 3: What did you the yser? My friend is blowing in
Speaker 3: the wind? Yeahs blowing in the wind? Yeah, sewer boss, Yeah,
Speaker 3: as this should have fat are on a C d C.
Speaker 3: The most Australian man in the world. She hears old
Speaker 3: boy him lying in the win and then he gets
Speaker 3: out of harmonica and starts blowing into that. She will lose.
Speaker 3: I think, Sue the boss would finally snap if I
Speaker 3: come out the seven o'clock and went Bob dinner. Now
Speaker 3: I'm blowing in the wind and but it's a I
Speaker 3: love Bob Dylan. Great song, Jenny, what song should we
Speaker 3: play this morning in the naked our mate? What do
Speaker 3: you reckon?
Speaker 20: Good morning?
Speaker 21: Chame?
Speaker 9: I was thinking Smoke on the Water by Purple You
Speaker 9: like it.
Speaker 3: Hard and heavy?
Speaker 12: Bob into this getting drunk on driving out the transmitter,
Speaker 12: cutting it down.
Speaker 3: Eighth time this year.
Speaker 2: Now you're listening to the Christian Okyles Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, on the show, we had some amazing cools. We
Speaker 3: were talking about the things you saw and only really
Speaker 3: see in your grandparents' house. Debbie emailed Christian. Today's segment
Speaker 3: was a pisser. Now, I've got to be honest. Right
Speaker 3: when I first read that, I thought she didn't like it.
Speaker 5: Oh, no, that's good, that's right.
Speaker 3: So you know now after five years here and on
Speaker 3: one of you as citizen got the passport on that.
Speaker 3: You know when you're doing that, it's registering your thumb
Speaker 3: for fingerprints sort of technology on your phone, and you
Speaker 3: keep putting it on different angles and going, that's what
Speaker 3: it's like me in here now, I'm ninety nine there, right,
Speaker 3: But there's just a little bits where I go, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a loop and wirl I didn't know about. I
Speaker 3: read this right, and I read the first line, thought
Speaker 3: I won't read the rest of you obviously didn't like
Speaker 3: it or brought up some bad memories. But my daughter's
Speaker 3: coming into work on the show today and she went
Speaker 3: through my emails. She's put it back on here because
Speaker 3: I didn't walize. So pissa is a good thing, good
Speaker 3: thing in the UK, so that that person's a pissa. Oh,
Speaker 3: this is situation is a pistar. It's a nightmare. I
Speaker 3: know everything mentioned today doing back to both my grandparents' houses,
Speaker 3: but I needed to add a few extras Christian that
Speaker 3: you didn't say. I had a telling grandparents and author
Speaker 3: the house was plastic on the floor. Towns are plastic
Speaker 3: on the floor is normally when I've seen good Fellas.
Speaker 3: It's normally when there's a mafia hit and they walk
Speaker 3: in a room they know, they know they're about to
Speaker 3: get whacked.
Speaker 5: I've heard of plastic on the furniture.
Speaker 6: No plastic the runners and underneath it to stick to
Speaker 6: the carpet were little spikes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And if they accidentally was like flipped up on.
Speaker 6: The corner and you ran past it in bare feet
Speaker 6: as a kid.
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 3: Hallway. Yeah, like the police throw them out now to.
Speaker 7: Stop the stingers?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is? They they had exactly saying
Speaker 3: table and chair all Italian family said like the ones
Speaker 3: in Everyone Loves Raymond, Frank and Marie's house. This is
Speaker 3: some of our favorite calls from yesterday about the things
Speaker 3: you only ever see in your grandparents' house.
Speaker 22: Really, when my sister and I were younger and our
Speaker 22: grandparents might have been looking after us in the summertime,
Speaker 22: it was the most watered down lemonade you could have
Speaker 22: possibly it looked clear.
Speaker 17: So my grandparents had the most funky marone the lure
Speaker 17: in bost wallpaper.
Speaker 10: They would always have doilies, Doiley, Doiley doilies on everything.
Speaker 21: The big crystal cabinet was all the crystal in it.
Speaker 3: Both grandparents Mike hairse were full of porcelain dolls. Didn't
Speaker 3: matter what room you walked into.
Speaker 19: There's a porcelain dogs there, aren't you.
Speaker 3: All right, let's keep this going then on nine four
Speaker 3: one four one o four three, give us a call.
Speaker 3: Things you only ever saw in your grandparents' house.
Speaker 4: I can't believe we didn't say this one. You're saying
Speaker 4: me in both my grandparents' house on both sides of
Speaker 4: the family, the nest of occasionals.
Speaker 3: In my gosh, you're quite right. Yeah, it's not complete.
Speaker 3: I feel like in my mind we're almost building the
Speaker 3: ideal grandparents' house, all right, and the nest of occasionals
Speaker 3: was missing. There must be other stuff we're missing too.
Speaker 3: What do you think it is?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Things You Only Ever Saw in your grandparents' home? Yesterday,
Speaker 3: there were certain things that kept coming up and up,
Speaker 3: and they were, of course Doileys, And so asked producer
Speaker 3: read yesterday after the show, did you some research about
Speaker 3: the global trends over the last couple of decades, because
Speaker 3: I really do worry, actually, guys, about the future of
Speaker 3: the Doiley and lace is what we're really talking about industry.
Speaker 3: Here's what the Doiley global market is showing dizzying heights.
Speaker 3: As we would have thought the fifties and sixties, Doileys
Speaker 3: have suffered a steady decline since the nineties. We're talking
Speaker 3: global Doily sales dropping seventy seven percent just just from
Speaker 3: ninety five to twenty ten. The industry reacting coming about
Speaker 3: hard with a save our Doileies campaign in two thousand
Speaker 3: and seven.
Speaker 5: I missed that one.
Speaker 3: However, guys, Doiley's have made a resurgen since the turn
Speaker 3: of the decade. Is baking up cycling an afternoon Tea's return.
Speaker 3: When afternoon teese, I do.
Speaker 7: Like an afternoon It's not like.
Speaker 5: It went out of fashion. And come back.
Speaker 3: You just put the ket on the of a kappa
Speaker 3: is a thing that went away. It's not the new
Speaker 3: ice bucket challenge challenging someone else tag them in this.
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Speaker 3: only ever see in grandparents' house nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three, come on it, Shannon, good morning,
Speaker 3: And what do you want to see in you on
Speaker 3: a nanan grande's place?
Speaker 23: It was my grandma. She always had different colored rooms.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's that's a lot going on for Nana, isn't it.
Speaker 3: So walk us through the house. What colors would you
Speaker 3: have seen?
Speaker 23: So you come through the front door and it was
Speaker 23: like a burnt orange yellow in the lounge room, and
Speaker 23: then she did like a half wallpaper that was floral,
Speaker 23: and then burgundy in the kitchen and then lime green
Speaker 23: in the dining room. And then upstairs she had a.
Speaker 3: Blue room and say a red room. Was like, no,
Speaker 3: that's in the basement. Why is it lock now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the color Pellette was so strong in my grandparents'
Speaker 4: house as well. They had lavender bathroom. Even the bath
Speaker 4: itself was lavender.
Speaker 3: And the for my grandparents it was like an avocado colored.
Speaker 3: They couldn't bottom sweets where you like, the sink, the bath,
Speaker 3: everything was colored the same tone. Yeah, Shannon, that's a
Speaker 3: great one. Thank you very much. You may have a
Speaker 3: good day.
Speaker 23: I don't have them. Have a good day, Mick.
Speaker 16: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 18: How are you.
Speaker 3: We're good, Mick, Welcome to the show. What's it for you?
Speaker 19: I used to see a few places of a Velvey
Speaker 19: felt the kind of painting of a lovely lady just
Speaker 19: covering up her chest with her arms, and she was
Speaker 19: standing in a.
Speaker 16: River with her red skirt flowing in the water, a little.
Speaker 3: Bit fumbly and mumbly around. This is obviously a very
Speaker 3: arousing moment in your childhood. Staring at that, it was
Speaker 3: a little bit. Yeah, it sounds like talking. I felt
Speaker 3: kind of pubicent thirteen. Boy, what you're doing looking at
Speaker 3: that picture?
Speaker 16: Very velvety in appealing.
Speaker 3: Keep talking about the velvet. Were you touching the velvet?
Speaker 16: Did I did have a stroke?
Speaker 3: Let's need that one.
Speaker 4: Mickey also said you used to see around a few
Speaker 4: places like who are whose?
Speaker 5: Other grandparents?
Speaker 16: There must have been a series of them, because there
Speaker 16: was a couple of different versions of it. And I
Speaker 16: hadn't seen that other places when I was younger too,
Speaker 16: and I've seen I've seen that on movies and stuff
Speaker 16: like Australian back in the day shows.
Speaker 3: I'm not so so. It was a scantily claud lady. Yes,
Speaker 3: were often in the creek, weren't they, Patsy, do you
Speaker 3: remember that?
Speaker 7: I don't recall that series.
Speaker 3: Of would have been back in the day.
Speaker 5: Been your descriptive words. But I'm being blocked by the firewall.
Speaker 3: Right, Why did we have to install that? Jack, I
Speaker 3: don't have that. You have that enough for those velvet
Speaker 3: naked ladies. We've spoken about this before. No stroking during
Speaker 3: the show, awe else.
Speaker 6: It wasn't made out of hobby techs, was it? You
Speaker 6: know that hobby texs?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 16: My there was like there was a there's a couple
Speaker 16: of I've seeing a couple of different ladies, same sort
Speaker 16: of styles.
Speaker 3: All down at that creek, all down at the creek,
Speaker 3: washing clothes.
Speaker 16: Well, having lost their tops.
Speaker 3: This feels like a Benny Hill sketch. Now, all right, Mick,
Speaker 3: where we'll throw this open to the orders. They may
Speaker 3: know what you are describing. Nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three, but from our now, thank you very
Speaker 3: much for cool. All right, So we're talking about the
Speaker 3: things you see and you see in Nan and Grandad's house,
Speaker 3: anyone else see that's velvet muck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Now, Mick, who was just on talking about as a
Speaker 3: young man he was head was turned. Maybe they are
Speaker 3: parts of him as well. But the image of a
Speaker 3: scanty clad lady in a creek that he believed was
Speaker 3: on velvet and we didn't know what he was talking about,
Speaker 3: but a lot of you do. They're all talking about
Speaker 3: saying Carly Jackman was the first one in text and
Speaker 3: I think what Mitt was talking about called Lynch Prince
Speaker 3: and they are a British artist who specialized in ladies
Speaker 3: scancely clad, a whole series called Woodland Nymphs. Everything in
Speaker 3: my life where I spied to be is a kind
Speaker 3: of Woodland nymph to be honest, Tina was the lady
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 5: Now we're now seeing the painting. I do forget it.
Speaker 3: You do get it though. Tina is beautiful and why
Speaker 3: young man going through changes in his body can understand
Speaker 3: that Tina's calling him down that creek. I'm looking how
Speaker 3: they're worth about five hundred dollars each. I'm on eBay
Speaker 3: and I see Tina there the nymph and eleven people
Speaker 3: are watching her right now on ebo and Mike is
Speaker 3: one of them. All eleven just watching her again. All right,
Speaker 3: glad we cleared that up. Teresa, Good morning. Hello, Yes,
Speaker 3: during that's the way we like you to, Teresa. You're
Speaker 3: live on gold. Things you saw in Nanni Grandad's town.
Speaker 17: Every time we went over there, she always had a
Speaker 17: Madeira cake on the kitchen table and a Jared Peblo coffee,
Speaker 17: and she also had a copper out.
Speaker 20: In the yah plush you did her washing?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yeah, they old people love Madeira? Was
Speaker 3: that a sponge cake?
Speaker 17: Now it's just a cake with icing on the top.
Speaker 3: I seem to remember a lot of Victoria sponge mars
Speaker 3: Zipan was another thing that they specialized in. That's where
Speaker 3: my name watched a lot of there makes me finding
Speaker 3: that Battenberg cakes and stuff like that. Yeah, Marsipan is
Speaker 3: the things with my grandparents. Teresa, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: She call let's go to Lianne. Go on, Lianne, good morning.
Speaker 21: How are you guys.
Speaker 3: We're good Leanne. Welcome to the show. And what are
Speaker 3: you seeing in anion Grandad's home?
Speaker 21: In my grandma ry and good tas home, I used
Speaker 21: to see the toilet doll. Do you remember the toilet
Speaker 21: doll that would sit over the toilet paper, And it
Speaker 21: was a crocheted skirt and a little dolly that would
Speaker 21: sit on top.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with her legs sort of on top of it,
Speaker 3: twisted around it.
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, playing with that dole in the toilet. My
Speaker 21: grandparents wondered why he used to always spend so much
Speaker 21: time in the toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was like a kind of Cindy girl,
Speaker 3: I guess to young kids, that's right.
Speaker 21: And now I work in age care and I see
Speaker 21: them all the time. When I go to people's homes
Speaker 21: with beautiful clients that I see, I see these toilet
Speaker 21: dollies everywhere.
Speaker 3: That's lovely, yeah, well lovely, yeah cool, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Thanks for what you do as well. It's great work,
Speaker 3: really important work, paid enough. All right, take carey and
Speaker 3: Chris before we get past his news, Good morning, Chris,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning Chris. And when are you seeing
Speaker 3: Nan and Granddad's home?
Speaker 10: Well, my grandma Ivy. She is a little town called
Speaker 10: Red Cleiss in Aldira, and she had a warm mounted
Speaker 10: tin opener in her pantry and it was right next
Speaker 10: to this big ornamental sort of wooden board full of
Speaker 10: those tea spoons with the pictures and little things under top,
Speaker 10: you know, like a whole teaspoon collection on there. And
Speaker 10: I used to go in there. I got in trouble
Speaker 10: once because I went in there and opened about ten tins.
Speaker 10: Screen Yeah, I was a tin massacre in the pantry,
Speaker 10: and she came home and got super angry. And one
Speaker 10: of them was a tin of meat, or she called
Speaker 10: it meat. I don't think it really was spam, well,
Speaker 10: it was something like that. But I asked her how
Speaker 10: come it was round, and she described it as being
Speaker 10: like a leg off a cow or something. She said,
Speaker 10: the cow's legs around, just like the table. And I
Speaker 10: remember it, and that's how it fit in the tin,
Speaker 10: because it was round but I don't think that was true.
Speaker 3: I remember those They just have like tins of like
Speaker 3: vegetables and meat and the tin Do you remember this
Speaker 3: Patsy had keys attached to the side of the morning
Speaker 3: to open them. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, Chris,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thanks for the show.
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Speaker 3: What a story we got this week from you guys,
Speaker 3: and today we want to talk about taking things back.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we were talking about when you complained to a company.
Speaker 3: I went an amazing call.
Speaker 20: I had sold a suit to her for her son's wedding,
Speaker 20: which I might add cost five thousand dollars. A couple
Speaker 20: of weeks later, I saw her come through the elevated
Speaker 20: door with the bag in her hand. I thought, this
Speaker 20: is unusual, said, look, I'll get it sorted for you.
Speaker 20: I will send it to quality control. There is such
Speaker 20: a thing. And see what they come back with. Shut
Speaker 20: the front door. Someone had purchased the suit, buried their
Speaker 20: loved one in the suit, and then returned the suit
Speaker 20: and got their money back.
Speaker 3: It's a shocker. It's an amazing story. I could stop
Speaker 3: thinking about it yesterday, just the fact that someone had
Speaker 3: gone to all that effort and care money to actually
Speaker 3: for someone. On the next journey to what happens the
Speaker 3: great mystery of love? To put them in a beautiful
Speaker 3: suit and then takes it off them.
Speaker 5: Well, I spend whatever you like in a suit if
Speaker 5: you know you're just going to return it the next day.
Speaker 14: Now I look around those teenage kids of mine. I
Speaker 14: know they love me, but they do the same thing.
Speaker 3: To take the wedding ring off because he's got any
Speaker 3: feelings in the house, his eyelashes. Get what you can
Speaker 3: stripping for parts.
Speaker 5: Even the coffins worth something.
Speaker 3: Take the brass handles off. The other words, just unscrewed the.
Speaker 7: He said they'd put him in a coffin.
Speaker 3: Then in their ground, you're right, be a NIKEA bag
Speaker 3: for life when those blue ones just one of those
Speaker 3: thrown into an empty, cold gravee. So this morning, your
Speaker 3: story is about taking things back. But docing Rio has
Speaker 3: got a great story about his dad.
Speaker 26: Yeah, my dad is the most stubborn, stingy man you'll
Speaker 26: ever meet. He went to Rebel Sports once just to
Speaker 26: get like a can of tennisports like ten bucks max
Speaker 26: and they have like accept seniors discounts there, but they
Speaker 26: wouldn't accept Dad's seniors discount because he only had his
Speaker 26: driver's license and not his senior's card.
Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 5: That's like me, that's tight. And he was fuming, like
Speaker 5: furious about it. So he went home paid.
Speaker 3: I thought, you're going to say, you could got one
Speaker 3: of the tennis rackets whacking balls around like Michael Doug
Speaker 3: gets him falling down. But not. But it's just with
Speaker 3: the tennis balls, guys.
Speaker 26: And so he came back, just went home, grabbed his
Speaker 26: senior's card, drove straight back to Rebel Sports, returned the
Speaker 26: tennis balls to the same attendant they processed their return
Speaker 26: and then he just looks at them and goes, okay,
Speaker 26: I'll buy those back now, and that exact same.
Speaker 5: How much did he save, Well, it's fifteen a ten dollar.
Speaker 3: You know what tomorrow on the show type parents. I
Speaker 3: was just thinking about. It's normally the dad as well
Speaker 3: tighte parents stories tomorrow on the show. That's a great story,
Speaker 3: Jackie boy. What's yours for taking something back?
Speaker 5: In the opposite, I will never take back too much effort.
Speaker 5: Even we got.
Speaker 4: Something from I'll say a big furniture retailer where you
Speaker 4: have to assemble the furniture yourself.
Speaker 3: We can assemble the name of that ourselves as well.
Speaker 4: We may have even said the name earlier in this
Speaker 4: very yeah, and there was a fault with it, and
Speaker 4: I said to be I can't take it back. I
Speaker 4: just can't do the part where you look somebody and
Speaker 4: there I say, I want to return this.
Speaker 3: I'm the same. Why why do we do that? All right, pantsy,
Speaker 3: you must have taken stuff back.
Speaker 6: I remember the love Guard used to work for a
Speaker 6: really big toy retailer once upon a time, and the
Speaker 6: amount of people that would return kids bikes after like
Speaker 6: two or three years, trying to fob it off, saying.
Speaker 3: You are hitting coster receipt.
Speaker 6: And like the tires, Yeah, the tires would be bold
Speaker 6: and it's all chipped, and yeah, they try and.
Speaker 4: Get yesterday, and we've decided we don't want to kid.
Speaker 5: I reckon.
Speaker 4: We'll get more calls now from people who work at
Speaker 4: stores and what they've seen people trying to return Jenny yesterday.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Question of Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every day, I go all these kind of press releases
Speaker 3: and various emails about stuff, and then this one's just
Speaker 3: come in and it feels like an old friend coming
Speaker 3: back to the show. An obsession you had for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 3: headline invitation to play the world's fastest growing sport. You
Speaker 3: got it, my friend? What happened? You were all over
Speaker 3: like crypto?
Speaker 5: Remember I was.
Speaker 4: I was teetering on buying the world's most expensive bat
Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty dollars for a.
Speaker 3: Press release says here the world's fastest growing sport. It's
Speaker 3: not wildfire right now.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I didn't buy it because I didn't ever
Speaker 4: go back again. But for that crazy two weeks where
Speaker 4: I was playing, I loved pickleball.
Speaker 3: There he go, it's a two week of fair guys.
Speaker 3: All right, we're looking for your stories of taking stuff back.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Megan. Good morning, Meghan, good morning.
Speaker 18: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: Well, I hope you having a good week. And what's
Speaker 3: your story about taking something back?
Speaker 18: Well, it wasn't me. It was actually a customer and
Speaker 18: she repeated it four times before we called her on it.
Speaker 18: But basically she I work in fashion and she would
Speaker 18: come in on a Thursday, buy an outfit by the
Speaker 18: whole kit, and then on Friday return majority of it.
Speaker 18: But what she didn't realize was I was well. She
Speaker 18: would have realized because she would see me every Thursday
Speaker 18: night at the nightclub that I also worked at, and
Speaker 18: then she would look me in the face and try
Speaker 18: and return the whole kit.
Speaker 4: But I saw you last night, yes exactly, yeah, so much.
Speaker 18: We said we can't return this, you've worn it. And
Speaker 18: she said, oh, look at the thread. The thread's coming off.
Speaker 18: And I said, you've worn that last night, and she said,
Speaker 18: but it's faulty, like argued, argued to argue the point,
Speaker 18: and we had to remind her that we've been collecting
Speaker 18: literally her personal details. Every Friday morning. She's bringing something
Speaker 18: into a turn and we've got all like she's signing,
Speaker 18: signing that information and everything.
Speaker 3: So it was pretty crazy that this is amazing. Tell
Speaker 3: me how good did it feel when you just had
Speaker 3: enough of all the bs went?
Speaker 5: You wore it last night?
Speaker 3: The thing you whispered soon, isn't it? You wore it
Speaker 3: last from the movie so now bribes me. It feels
Speaker 3: like one of the men call out missus McCarthy just
Speaker 3: snapping at something. You were it last night. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, you give us a go and sharing story
Speaker 3: really funny, Thank you, madam.
Speaker 18: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: By Chris, come on him, Hey, how.
Speaker 9: Are you going, Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm good, buddy, and taking something back.
Speaker 9: Yes I did. I bought a juicer about ten and
Speaker 9: twelve years ago, and one of those ones that spins
Speaker 9: it round, and it had a little bit of a
Speaker 9: leak in the top. So I took it back. They
Speaker 9: gave me a new one, and then I used it
Speaker 9: a lot. So nine ten months later I just took
Speaker 9: it back and got another one, and it was it
Speaker 9: was still leaking a little bit too. And I did
Speaker 9: this for six years and got a brand new one
Speaker 9: within the period.
Speaker 3: It's a great scam.
Speaker 9: And by the time I got down to the sixth
Speaker 9: one that actually fixed the fault that was making it least.
Speaker 3: I actually you did.
Speaker 5: You like the beta tester?
Speaker 3: Yes, I love that. Yeah, it took six years. Chris,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You call it outstanding behavior. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Debbie. Hey, Debbie, hi hei you I'm good, Debbie.
Speaker 3: Thanks going the show. And what's the story about taking something?
Speaker 17: Okay, So I have a very SIMI. I can't believe
Speaker 17: how similar it is to your lady. Yesterday, I went
Speaker 17: to an apartment store, a young lady came in, bought
Speaker 17: a beautiful, super expensive suit, returned it twenty four hours later.
Speaker 17: That she changed her mind. It went back on the
Speaker 17: rack because that was policy. There was something wrong with it. Anyway,
Speaker 17: we re sold it and the lady that brought it
Speaker 17: came back and said, I've got this terrible rash all
Speaker 17: over my body, like burns. Anyway, the department store sends
Speaker 17: it off to be examined, and what they found was
Speaker 17: there was the malde hide in the fabric. The young
Speaker 17: girl had actually buried her.
Speaker 18: Mother in the suit.
Speaker 17: Removed it from her and returned it. And this seems
Speaker 17: to be a thing. I can't believe it.
Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: This is the second story in twenty four hours. It
Speaker 3: obviously must be thinking the thing that you're taking it
Speaker 3: off your dead mother. Who can do that?
Speaker 8: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 4: Do you try to did the department still try and
Speaker 4: find out that find the original returner and get the
Speaker 4: money back.
Speaker 17: No, Actually, she was a young girl and she was
Speaker 17: a bit hard up for cash, so they felt sorry
Speaker 17: for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were fair enough.
Speaker 17: Yeah, rose it off.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's the case. Then just go to COTONRN. You know,
Speaker 3: tracky dad a T shirt, don't get the deal suit.
Speaker 3: They're not going to know. I know. After start of
Speaker 3: some dead people anyway free to a dead home, which
Speaker 3: is a tween blazer from a shot. We do the job.
Speaker 3: This is incredible. We thought yesterday was the one off
Speaker 3: the story from Teresa, and then you call in with
Speaker 3: exactly the same story. Yeah, amazing, all right, Debbie, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. She call for a long time. Jack
Speaker 3: and I wanted to do a feature where basically people
Speaker 3: would just tell us, probably anonymously, but secrets of their trade,
Speaker 3: because this obviously is a thing that happens. And the
Speaker 3: bugle stories we'd have, the small about returning things have
Speaker 3: come more from people the other side of the counter
Speaker 3: who seal this behavior all the time.
Speaker 5: We should start it with the funeral industry because a
Speaker 5: lot going on there that we don't know about.
Speaker 3: It's a secret Rio being a good producer here. But
Speaker 3: I'm afraid we must overrule you and plow into this
Speaker 3: bad idea because I know what people want on a Friday,
Speaker 3: feel good stories about funerals and stuff that we didn't
Speaker 3: need to pick. Maybe peep behind that red curtain.
Speaker 5: The same thing is we got momentum ron stop the trade.
Speaker 3: It is, except the show's fake. Tomorrow, as we do
Speaker 3: ask for secret stories about funeral homes, what goes on.
Speaker 3: You can email me if you want, Christian at Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connor dot com dot are you. It'll be fun reading
Speaker 3: today after the show.
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I sell someone on Facebook Marketplace, which is just
Speaker 3: such a ball lake sometimes. That's why we have set
Speaker 3: up Radio Nature Strip where we sell your stuff every Friday,
Speaker 3: trying to make it a bit easier. It's it's pinheads questions,
Speaker 3: yes right that I have you read the words under
Speaker 3: the photo. It's like, so we get this cabinet that
Speaker 3: you know when we moved into this house three is
Speaker 3: you had this really unnecessary long cabinet that must have
Speaker 3: been like built into the wall under the TV. And
Speaker 3: this seems massive, but it was obviously custom made. So
Speaker 3: we're getting it. So I pulled it away from the
Speaker 3: wall and I thought, well, I'll sell this. It has
Speaker 3: obviously been made from scratch, just all for good. NET
Speaker 3: put it on Facebook markets and I put how long
Speaker 3: it was?
Speaker 24: Right?
Speaker 3: Because it's massive, you'll need not be bigger than you.
Speaker 3: You need a truck. How big is it? It's actually
Speaker 3: measured it a measure. I told the guy it's extremely heavy.
Speaker 3: This is at least four adults to do this, right,
Speaker 3: turns up him and a very old man. Right.
Speaker 5: I figured he's gonna get screwed.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it. I've I've sound going you can't
Speaker 3: have it. So so obviously we can't live to twenty
Speaker 3: three of us. Right after, call my mate who lives nearby,
Speaker 3: and he comes over. Four us can't lift. I said,
Speaker 3: we're going to have to take it apart. You keep
Speaker 3: the screws and then you can put it together, because
Speaker 3: it's not it's not moving. We've done the thing where
Speaker 3: you put like a towels underneath it, slide it and
Speaker 3: then then you're at the end, then you're on the own.
Speaker 3: It's just it's too heavy, solid this thing. So I said,
Speaker 3: we need to take it apart. We take the solid,
Speaker 3: big old top off. That might free up a load
Speaker 3: of the weight, and we could just do it that way.
Speaker 3: So then one of the guys go start getting his
Speaker 3: hands and knees. He obviously knows what he's doing. This
Speaker 3: is where my edge of expertise ends.
Speaker 5: You're not allowed to have a drill in the house.
Speaker 3: He puts he puts his hand through and he goes,
Speaker 3: it's a Phillips if you've got Phillips to me and
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Speaker 5: Oh common. You know what a Phillip said is come
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Speaker 3: And ashamed to say this, I google, Ah, it's Philip's
Speaker 3: the one with the crosshead, and my balls shrink up
Speaker 3: and walk out the garage. I had to actually google.
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Speaker 14: Bizarre Story had there Patsy Kevin Costner, kind of court taker, George,
Speaker 14: get my wife on the house.
Speaker 3: She wants can you just have a word with her?
Speaker 5: I was too scared.
Speaker 6: It was isn't it prenup that she vacated? If they
Speaker 6: should break up and she's not vacating, this is it.
Speaker 3: Even very very successful people still have screen relationships like
Speaker 3: the rest of us. All right, time waster. Today is
Speaker 3: National Thank a Dancer Day. Thank you guys, Thank you
Speaker 3: Niev one of the greats. Some dancing facts ish none
Speaker 3: here before you as a rapper. Tupac Shakur was a
Speaker 3: ballet dancer really even start as the Mouse King and
Speaker 3: the Nutcracker, where he reportedly mastered. While the trick is
Speaker 3: dance actually the arab Esque who knew? All right, So
Speaker 3: today our national thank you dance to day Patsy earlier
Speaker 3: on the show ahead of doing this, Jack actually one
Speaker 3: of our team what their favorite type of dance.
Speaker 7: Was, Get some inspiration style of dance?
Speaker 3: Do you mean, yeah, what's yours? Pats? You still love
Speaker 3: the old Scottish fling?
Speaker 24: Oh?
Speaker 6: No, I do love Irish because those guys are phenomenal,
Speaker 6: the way they can kick up those heels and click,
Speaker 6: click and back down again.
Speaker 3: Know how they do that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, if we got time for another dancing fact by
Speaker 4: Michael Flatley, fact about he's not actually Irish, he was born.
Speaker 3: In it was going to be.
Speaker 5: And he was an amateur boxer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Jock in documentary is about a movie about it,
Speaker 3: documentary about about his life. All Right. Dance movies Tworking Girl,
Speaker 3: Silver Plus, Fantastic, Mister Fox, Trot, Gold, Tango, Unchanged.
Speaker 5: Gold.
Speaker 3: Now The Gangs of New York. What a violent movie?
Speaker 3: Whoa Butcher? Bill Daniel day Lewis. They're doing a dance
Speaker 3: version of it. So I'm the Gang of Stars. Shut outside, Jackie,
Speaker 3: What have you got dance movies?
Speaker 5: Honey? I shrunk the jigs very good.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 5: The Lion Dance Kid King.
Speaker 8: The.
Speaker 3: Execute, all of it.
Speaker 4: It is bad, but I wanted to get to my
Speaker 4: favorite characters of the Lion King, timaning Zumba.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Silver plus.
Speaker 5: When Harry stepped on Seally's foot, that's and done. Twerk. Oh,
Speaker 5: that's really very good.
Speaker 3: Gold plus for that.
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Speaker 3: Time for the Day's time waste to be marked. Dance movies,
Speaker 3: Jack Shall we Michell. There's Shango teaching Miss Daisy, the
Speaker 3: lombarda Bronze, Paul in the Coolie Rum. Sorry, Paul, my
Speaker 3: left footloose. Silver plus, throw Mama from the Conga line, God, Paul,
Speaker 3: well done. River Dancers with Wolves Silver. The Nutty Bush
Speaker 3: Professor Dance very good.
Speaker 4: You know, I didn't realize until Tiny Turner died that
Speaker 4: the Nutbush was only done in Australia.
Speaker 7: Insane.
Speaker 5: How did we take that song make it a cultural phenomenon?
Speaker 3: Only when you were around my house for my wife's
Speaker 3: fiftieth right, and we played that song and then suddenly
Speaker 3: it will start to a You were like an Australian hacker.
Speaker 3: What the hell is going to? My wife? And I
Speaker 3: were like what the ccon is. I didn't know this
Speaker 3: was a thing.
Speaker 7: Thought everyone did it around.
Speaker 5: Well, no, that happened.
Speaker 4: I wonder what Turner thought the first time that she
Speaker 4: came to Australia and they all started doing a line.
Speaker 5: She's like, where did you guys get this?
Speaker 3: He told you about that? All right, it's a waltzing
Speaker 3: Miss Daisy, Silver giving Miss Daisy. That's good, that's very
Speaker 3: good Forrest crump O, God crump On Walts, you were sleeping,
Speaker 3: Steve my two left feet silver, won't Claire just biglow
Speaker 3: tango jigglow Gold, dodgeball.
Speaker 5: Room silver plus star warts gold, that's.
Speaker 3: Good, pull and cooy rap. Come on, she's just not
Speaker 3: into to too Silver gold, Mickey very good, Edward jazz
Speaker 3: hands gold, Ben very funny. Men who dance with goats Silver,
Speaker 3: Stop or my mum will shuffle gold, Darren Waldon rumba
Speaker 3: Balboa Gold. That's some fifteen year old Michael on his
Speaker 3: word at school. Thank you, Michael, Mary Poplockins gold, Love
Speaker 3: to Pop, Matthew, Love to pop, Pop a lot, Brother
Speaker 3: jive man ge gold, big troubled little silver, I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying saying you like more of those please, and
Speaker 3: we brought it to too silver.
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Speaker 3: Tomorrow more and then we'll be giving away another cruise
Speaker 3: for two this we've been asking you again to sing
Speaker 3: for your cruise Bak closers at midnight tonight. Listen, guys.
Speaker 3: If it's tuning in tomorrow, you hear Jack and I've
Speaker 3: bit scratchy because they're pulling an old eighter. You bringing
Speaker 3: in snacks?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'll bring in some walnuts.
Speaker 7: Walnuts.
Speaker 3: We've got to work on the amprol what.
Speaker 5: Yes, and you should play you should take that and
Speaker 5: give us something.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're quite right, Yes, okay, I'll bring in my nutcracker.
Speaker 3: I'm bringing some brazil nuts. Hi.
Speaker 5: So now we've got a float.
Speaker 3: Oh we go? Do you bring any pjs?
Speaker 5: No, No, I'll take it seriously, I'll dress up for it.
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Speaker 3: So it's a cruise of two two thousand of spending
Speaker 3: money off to the South Pacific. You've got to sing
Speaker 3: for the cruise closes at midnight tonight. All right, so
Speaker 3: in the running some good competition this week. There's some
Speaker 3: two guys, two best buddies, Lucas and Liam.
Speaker 24: Looks at the dots. We're going to board that cruise
Speaker 24: ship bags of packed bush and is that there's the
Speaker 24: nation drinking Saint Greas on the front decks, women and
Speaker 24: the porn and loves. It sounds perfect start down, I hope.
Speaker 24: So the zones in the South, and I think I'd
Speaker 24: really like to go sell on the seas with my
Speaker 24: best to mate Liam.
Speaker 3: It's going to be free thanks to Jack and Christian
Speaker 3: and I know what that's like thee of us and
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 5: I think they both have something.
Speaker 3: Yeahs agree there past it's the walnuts. This is also
Speaker 3: very good. This is great for Megan.
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Speaker 26: It's where I've been most of my days shooting and
Speaker 26: trapping and catching all the food.
Speaker 3: So you know, there's some really good stuff there.
Speaker 22: And then you got to cruise yourself with the Christian
Speaker 22: the Royal, and I need that.
Speaker 1: You really gotta let me go.
Speaker 3: I need a vacation.
Speaker 1: So why I wrote the sound for the one and four?
Speaker 1: Who's my only chance?
Speaker 17: Now?
Speaker 3: You better cruise yourself with the Christian the Royal?
Speaker 25: And if I need a vacation, So why.
Speaker 9: I wrote the sound for yo to go?
Speaker 3: One and four?
Speaker 1: Who's my only chance?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 3: Very good? That is very very good? And two people
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Speaker 3: toss and I turn and I dream of what I need.
Speaker 25: It sounds like jo need a holiday, just gotta.
Speaker 3: Get out of this Melbourne feels miserable as the weather Christian?
Speaker 3: How many times you need to be told I need
Speaker 3: a holidays? I'm holding up for a recover? Who did
Speaker 3: it better? Also taken in the song Alyssa Senturn, let
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Speaker 1: It's gone to be fun and it's gone to be done.
Speaker 5: It's not I'm near the perl.
Speaker 3: Okay, I should have stopped it before.
Speaker 5: I think extra points. I think she was playing her
Speaker 5: on piano there all right?
Speaker 3: So closes at midnight tonight, Jack, I see her later
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