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Speaker 1: We can exploit the fruit that is Woody is dancing

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Speaker 2: You just tried to point to I tried.

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Speaker 2: I play it now, Mike, if you.

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Speaker 1: Want now wonder see Woody Damn Will and Woody is

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Speaker 2: The body feels good, No, the body feels really good.

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Speaker 2: As you know, Wilba, my body is it's it's a

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Speaker 1: To go, aren't you? And just to remind everybody they

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Speaker 1: So obviously I think it might be dancing in an airport.

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Speaker 3: It is a full schedule. There's something every half hour.

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Speaker 1: But if your event's good enough, if it's juicy enough,

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Speaker 2: Will we come? And we also could get you in

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Speaker 3: The Dancing Bend of Weekender is kicking off tonight.

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Speaker 1: The Dancing Bender Weekender kicks off forwards tonight in Sydney,

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Speaker 1: It's all kicked off a while ago when I asked

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Speaker 5: Because I never knew each other nothing.

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Speaker 2: Great, Well, I don't condone cheating. It's you've done well, Mick.

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Speaker 1: Being nasty to her, and then she's allowing, let's catch

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Speaker 5: Over twelve months we got married twelve months after we got.

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Speaker 3: I've got to say, I do I do, I do

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Speaker 1: I do appreciate Mick catching up for a respectful coffee

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Speaker 1: I mean Mick completely trumped you. He's gone for a

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Speaker 1: on will Of Woody on Socials, Kiss Willing Woody, Getting

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Speaker 1: after we finished the show in Sydney. We're going all

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Speaker 2: Well, something something nothing short of miraculous happened on the

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Speaker 3: Now, we milk it.

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Speaker 2: We milk it and we want to try and recreate it.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 2: This was yesterday beard, pretty black hair, half screenedy eyes, beard, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Do you have any idea how hard this is?

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Speaker 1: Just give me something on the nose.

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Speaker 3: All right, and as excited.

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Speaker 2: G whiz pandemonium, it could also be the beginning of well,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, you and I describe exeleberties. Does any want

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Speaker 2: Except surely someone else actually thirteen one oh sixty five,

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Speaker 2: would be good to see if you know anyone else

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. You ready, all right? And by

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Speaker 2: Okayum, talk to me, big boy.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So, flowing locks of hair, flowing locks, great color,

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Speaker 2: Not George Clooney. Early flowing flowing locks, blowing hair, so stubble.

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Speaker 2: Eric Banner.

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Speaker 1: So good at Wow.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if you're a business, get on board

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Speaker 3: Aw weekend is kicking off after the show. But that

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Speaker 3: But we're happy to keep doing it. It's really woods.

442
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 2: We don't have to talk about this. I feel awful.

443
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 1: Well, I think we should because this is you, as

444
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,120
Speaker 1: you said, you got your girlfriend's just graduated and it's

445
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 1: her birthday today today. Yes, or yesterday one of the two,

446
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: and you you got her a present.

447
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,159
Speaker 2: Yes, I got a really good well, I got I

448
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 2: got a really good present. I thought a really good present.

449
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 2: But I was just explaining to you what the present was,

450
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: and I yes, very suddenly that I was excitingly telling

451
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 2: you about this present. And it's dawned on because I

452
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 2: just bought a present for myself and because I love it,

453
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Speaker 2: so I'm just making the assumption that she'll probably love

454
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 2: it too. So you got such a selfish bastard. You

455
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 2: got an alcohol cabinet.

456
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Speaker 1: Whoa, she might hear this, and you've already put new Grony,

457
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: You're new groney ingredients in it, so you're already using her.

458
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, and it's bloody as it's awesome and in

459
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,880
Speaker 2: the present though, yeah, I know, so you have bought it, fiece.

460
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 2: I definitely realized it was for me when I was

461
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Speaker 2: loading the alcohol on top of it, and I was like,

462
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 2: that's can I's just my alcohol, your special drink.

463
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Speaker 1: She doesn't know, no, no, no, so can I can

464
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Speaker 1: I just give you? So one time when I bought

465
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Speaker 1: my mom a blender for Christmas, because I was quite

466
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Speaker 1: young and I didn't know how to make smoothies, but

467
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 1: I wanted her to make them for me, and she flipped.

468
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: She flipped.

469
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she was furious about the blended situation. Yeah right,

470
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Speaker 2: I think this is a bad idea. I'm not taking

471
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 2: it back. I think you might have to No, no, no,

472
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 2: I might as well just keep it. I've got it

473
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Speaker 2: for myself. Little tick for Woody on his girlfriend's birthday,

474
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 2: bought himself of an alcohol cabinet. But she's away at

475
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Speaker 2: the moment.

476
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Speaker 1: You might need to get her something else.

477
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, fine, happy to do that.

478
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 3: The alcohol cabinet is not going to fly, son of

479
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Speaker 3: a Well, it's not. It's just not.

480
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Speaker 2: It's quite like you've already put your ingredements on it.

481
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: I'll go and get her then John Wick one and

482
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 2: john Wik two, because she might also love those movies outside.

483
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Speaker 1: Okay, what I want to know is I want to

484
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Speaker 1: hear from women in particular, because I think it's a

485
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: real man thing to do when as your partner bought

486
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: you a present which was clearly for them as well.

487
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell when you're at shopping. When you're

488
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 2: at shopping, just hard just to remove yourself. No am

489
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 2: I buying this for them?

490
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Speaker 3: Mate, I bought a three thousand dollars pink couch. That's

491
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:34,959
Speaker 3: definitely for her.

492
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Speaker 1: You love it, pretty buddy, easy to do, mate, you

493
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Speaker 1: were pushing it thirty one sixty five as your partner

494
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: bought you a present, which was clearly when you opened

495
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Speaker 1: it for them as well.

496
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Speaker 2: I wonder if she liked the kite I got her

497
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Speaker 2: for Christmas? We got Leah here. Leah, your dad did

498
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Speaker 2: this to your mum.

499
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Speaker 7: Yeah, so it was actually Christmas, it wasn't her birthday,

500
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 7: but yeah.

501
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: He got her.

502
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Speaker 2: But everyone like.

503
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Speaker 3: Good enough?

504
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: Le Can I know like when she opens it, It's

505
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 1: like when I got my mum the blender for Christmas.

506
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Speaker 3: Did she say anything or did she just?

507
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 7: I think she gave in the silent treatment.

508
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's enough.

509
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: Contrast to the Subwolfer.

510
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: Obviously we've got Sam. Sam, you've opened to president. Clearly

511
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: your partner had bought it for themselves. Yeah, that's right.

512
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Speaker 4: My girlfriend is our biggest Disney fan going around. I

513
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 4: can't really stand to myself, but to my birthday last year,

514
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 4: I was lucky enough to be able to go to

515
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 4: the Aladdin musical, which was good.

516
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 2: And again, like when you when your girl friend and

517
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: gives you that gift. I mean, you always want to

518
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 2: be a nice person when you receive a gift.

519
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 3: But there, Sam, surely surely you say something, mate, I

520
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 3: don't like making words. Oh so you just you just

521
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 3: swallow it.

522
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: Wow, I I'm not I'm not you.

523
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 2: I would. I'd happily sit through it. I'll sit through Aladdin.

524
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: You probably would. You don't want to, Sam, I've got

525
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 1: jewels here, jewels. You've both been president realized that your

526
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: partner had bought it for themselves. Yes, it was my

527
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 1: birthday and my husband and my two boys came in

528
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: and they've got me a gas cooker for go away camping.

529
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: And then they left and went camping.

530
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 3: Without the ultimate. When they take the present with them,

531
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 3: there is no with them. Yeah, great stub jewels. I

532
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 3: love it.

533
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 2: I love it.

534
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Speaker 3: Christina, I'm finishing you.

535
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: Mate.

536
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: Your partner bought you a pressy and you realize that

537
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: that actually just bought it for themselves. Yeah.

538
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 5: So for Christmas, my partner got me a Carlton Brewery tour.

539
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

540
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 3: Good afternoon everyone.

541
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: We are on the eve.

542
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 3: We're on the precipice of the Dancing Vendor Weekender.

543
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: Woods. You've agreed to let the Australian public exploit what

544
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: is the sacred fruit of your dancing once and once only.

545
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it made because, like I said before, when

546
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 2: I revealed to the world that I had a god

547
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: given talent, which is my sexy dancing, I was concerned.

548
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: And my concern was that this becomes a curse because

549
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 2: people want to feed on me. I become this cute, sexy, gorgeous,

550
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: silkily moving lamb that everyone wants to take a nibble of.

551
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 2: And I don't want to live my life like that.

552
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to live my life like a piece

553
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 2: of meat. But you said to me that it was

554
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 2: very important for this show and very important for us

555
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: to get ourselves out there and to appease the people

556
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: a bit like in the Hunger Game.

557
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: It mate, they're baying for blood, and I think it

558
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: is a one off. We need to take the silky,

559
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: juicy lamb and we need to spread it as far

560
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: and as wide as we can. And people are ready.

561
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: You guys have voted, We auctioned you off live on

562
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: air and as of six o'clock today we're kicking it

563
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: off in Sydney. That's tonight. We head down to Melbourne

564
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: tomorrow and then we're going to be canvassing the rest

565
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: of this god given country across the rest of the weekend,

566
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: doing as many events as we can. It's pretty much

567
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: an event every half hour. I have no idea how

568
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: many that's going to tally up to, but you can

569
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: see the video on our socials on Monday.

570
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: It's going to be happening very very shortly. Make sure

571
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: you follow us.

572
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: Will and Wood be the Dancing Bender weekend that kids

573
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: off in about fifty minutes on the precipice on the

574
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: cusp of the Dancing Bender Weekend, which is going to

575
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: be kicking off from six o'clock in Sydney tonight. Woods

576
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: is dancing from our whole weekend NonStop. And I should

577
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: mention you guys are still in control of the finishing

578
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: move for each event that we're going to. We're doing

579
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: an event every half hour on the half hour, mate,

580
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: and currently you're going to be finishing with the bucket

581
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: of water on head move for the movie Flashedouts, so.

582
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 3: We need to.

583
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: Only will you be exhausted, you will be drenched and

584
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: then when you dry. Every half hour you'll get drenching.

585
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 2: You know, I get the concept. Then I'll get wet

586
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 2: every half an hour. Thank you for elaborating, though they

587
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 2: I'll get sick. I'm going to get well.

588
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 3: People can still open on Facebook if you want to

589
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 3: get around that.

590
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be right now. Though, I think Australia and

591
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: I think even the world is getting a little bit

592
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 2: swept up in the war, the war of words that's

593
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 2: going on between our Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and Barnaby

594
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: hooked up with my staff for Joyce. Jesus he yea,

595
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: is that that's appropriate to say that? A legend? No,

596
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: it's not a legend anymore. He's done it. He's definitely done.

597
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: But I mean just maybe the language, you know, yeah, right,

598
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Speaker 2: what do you maybe he had a allion, had a

599
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: dallions had with your staff for Joyce, Barnaby, I've had

600
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: a Delli once with my staffer Joyce. Anyway, war of words, Malcolm.

601
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: Enjoys the staffer.

602
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 2: I was going to say, as well, oh yeah, finally

603
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 2: I'm getting the time machine, go back two minutes and

604
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 2: say say that one. No war of words now. And

605
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: at the start, from what I understood, Turnbull was sort

606
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: of defending Joycey a little.

607
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: Bit well that they have to to say face obviously,

608
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: Liberal Party and the National Party of a coalition. So

609
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: in order to continue to keep government they need things

610
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: to be on friendlies.

611
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 2: Yes, but then all of a sudden it's turned because

612
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: I mean, no one's really enjoying Joyce's work at all

613
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: and everyone's getting on Joycey's back, so it needs to

614
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: resign and he's copying a lot of heat. So more

615
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 2: recently Malcolm Turnbull started going yep, his behavior was poor.

616
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: Not good enough.

617
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't care if he enjoys the staff are not good.

618
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: Enough, mate, That's exactly right.

619
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: And now Joycey has spoken today and Joycey called Malcolm

620
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Speaker 2: Turnbull in it.

621
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when we both felt that felt a bit

622
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: flat soft, Yeah, it's Joycey was fired up.

623
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: You you've got your press conference here. Surely you can

624
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: go with a more stinging attack than a net you're a.

625
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: Nept Yeah, I'd say stinging attack rather than stingy stinging yeah.

626
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: Is it not a stinging attack, a soft g Is

627
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: it just stinging attack?

628
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: No?

629
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's a wet cabbage, that is a

630
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: wet heavy I don't know who he is.

631
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: Rotten tomato is probably too strong. It's not even a

632
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: rotten tomatoes. It's probably a little grape tomato. It's a

633
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: bit firm, and it's bounced off him.

634
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: No, that doesn't hurt you at all. If someone called

635
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 2: me a net I'd go whatever, mate, have another girl,

636
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: So surely, I mean, we'll use the power of the

637
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: people here. Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number.

638
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: I just think Joycey, Barnaby Joyce, if he was going

639
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: to insult Malcolm Turnbull could have done so much better. Obviously,

640
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 2: it's a national press conference him.

641
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: Man, he's standing there, as he said, he's got all

642
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: the press in front of him. Everyone's watching.

643
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 3: He said to him, he's a go at him.

644
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 2: How to go with his character and his character and

645
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: his integrity.

646
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: Yep, And all he had was inept up his sleeve.

647
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: You and for example, I mean, just to give you

648
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: an idea of a better insult than this. Thirty one

649
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: six five. By the way, if you've wanted, we want

650
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: to hear great insults that people.

651
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: Have got, yes, and Joycey as well as us. You

652
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: can't swear, you can't say something rude. He's in a

653
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 2: press conference. We've got a radio show, so you can't.

654
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 2: You can't use rude words, but let's get creative here.

655
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 3: Absolutely.

656
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: Once once I was DJing and there's a video and

657
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: somebody wrote underneath it, the only thing that's diminishing faster

658
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: than Will's with than Will's song selection is his hairline.

659
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: And you know, I read it, really good sight, and

660
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: I read it, but you know, I was like, gee,

661
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, well done.

662
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, well well done.

663
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: You've got You've got to pay that to someone.

664
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 3: I literally got three seven nine one. I mean, I

665
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 3: know exactly anyway, I know exactly, but I had to.

666
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: I had to go and check him out. And I

667
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, that hit me right in the hairline.

668
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: You if you if you were trying to insult me,

669
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: you did really well. Absolutely.

670
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: One time, when you and I started at radio, someone

671
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: said that they'd rather stick pens in the areas and

672
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: drive into a tree rather than listen to us.

673
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: And I think that's too heavy. That was very insulting.

674
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I know our radio at the

675
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: best of times isn't amazing, but I mean, to want

676
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: to drive into a tree.

677
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 3: But well, it was a well phrased insult.

678
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: And I think that if someone hits in with a

679
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: good one, you've got to tip the cap and say

680
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: good shots their play on.

681
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 2: All right, thirteen one oh six five is the number

682
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 2: we're talking about. Barnaby Joyce's awful attempt at and insult

683
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: at Malcolm Turnbull. What insult did you hear or what

684
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: insult did you receive that was just so good? Got

685
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 2: youa right in the fields better than in them?

686
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 3: Just what Fineapple?

687
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: Fifty bucks with Fried Years is going to be happening

688
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: very shortly on your way home. And also the Dancing

689
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: Bender weekend. It kicks off Woods dancing the whole weekend

690
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: through half an hour slots back to back. It's going

691
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: to be really interesting. You can follow the whole thing

692
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: what he on socials if you want to get around it.

693
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: Right now there we're talking about the war of words

694
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: Bilbah that is occurring between our Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull

695
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: and he's right hand man, Barnaby Joyce. And it's all

696
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: led to Barnaby Joyce that I have in a press

697
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: conference and he's really fired up, he's bent his back

698
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 2: and he's called Malcolm Turnbull inept. I mean the blog,

699
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: the blog couldn't be more fired up. And he really

700
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: wants to have a go at Malcolm Turble, and he

701
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: went with apt He's right there, he can do so

702
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: much better.

703
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: I mean, what would you go you got turnbule in

704
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: the gun, what would you go with his? He's insulted

705
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: your your current squeeze and your ex.

706
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 2: You are a rotten pumpkin, mate, I've been called a

707
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 2: rotten pumpkin to be a rotten.

708
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 3: Thirty one six five tomorrow. What's the best insult you've

709
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 3: ever received?

710
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 7: So when I was at my old job, I went

711
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 7: from being a blonde to a brunette.

712
00:33:59,600 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

713
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I just come out with some random blond

714
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 7: comment and my friend was like, see, you can't buy intelligence.

715
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: You can't buy intelligence. Oh because you went from von

716
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh that's Brad's pretty good. That is pretty good.

717
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: Good that. I love the people being honest about you.

718
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: This is the whole point. I mean, you've been insulted.

719
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: It's smart, but you've got to you got to give

720
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: credit with credits due.

721
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: When it's a good one. Millie here on thirteen one

722
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 2: oh sixty five, Millie, your housemate and you were playing

723
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: a board game called split Ends.

724
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: No who was the game Trouble playing.

725
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 3: You're playing Trouble.

726
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know if you probably

727
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 7: just will on my joke you actually.

728
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: Now, now, let me explain something to you. The producers

729
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 2: when they take the calls off there will write something

730
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: in the message as if what to ours and that's

731
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: what's kind of you just and so what I've got it.

732
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 2: We've got to hear it. We've got to It's not

733
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 2: your fault now that this isn't funny, but deliver it

734
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: how you were going to deliver it before I walked

735
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: all over your punchline.

736
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 3: Go for it.

737
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 7: Okay. Well, me and my housemates were playing Connect for

738
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 7: no no, sorry.

739
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: Trouble, Trouble.

740
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 3: You're playing Trouble and yeah, and you know, to make

741
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 3: it a.

742
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 7: Bit funny, we were saying, oh, let's you know, throw

743
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 7: each other insult to put to put the other player

744
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 7: off when you press the middle button to to roll

745
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 7: the dice. So my pan and I went to press

746
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 7: the middle button and my house Matt goes, you have

747
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 7: fl ends and I ended up getting a bloody fanny

748
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 7: arm because I was so shocked. If he was saying,

749
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 7: I have flin ends and it was probably true, and anyway,

750
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 7: that was my punchline.

751
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I got enjoying the fanny arm line.

752
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: Then what do you mean you got fanny arm? How

753
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 2: does the one get play?

754
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 1: When you play trouble If you go to press the

755
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: dice in the middle and your arm slips, or you

756
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: don't directly press it down and the dice doesn't move,

757
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: that's a that's a fair yeah.

758
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: Right, a little bit of that part of it. I'm

759
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 3: so sorry.

760
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: That's tough guy.

761
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 3: You know what I produce.

762
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: The tire might look good today, but she you know,

763
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: she's probably gonna get a spanking later on tonight, but

764
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: she's also good a spanking from the team here. That's

765
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: no good for her. She can't be writing that sort

766
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: of stuff with this great and I feel bad a million.

767
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you've come on the airwaves with it. It's

768
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: a good Can we send Mellly something? I mean, she's

769
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: come on the show and you get her like.

770
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: A shampoo that deals with split ends or something. I

771
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: got look here on thirteen when I was six five. Look,

772
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, mate, what happened and we'll try it.

773
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 2: To walk over your punchline.

774
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 6: Okay, So guys, basically, I'm going to work one day

775
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 6: and my friend right there, he's he's a really funny

776
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 6: guy and he's and he makes jokes about a lot

777
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 6: of people and that that type of stuff. Anyway, my

778
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 6: last name is Bates, right and great baits. Yeah, and

779
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 6: this guy's got the great idea to say master Bates.

780
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh so instead of mister or missus, he calls your

781
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: master and then you're master. Yeah, very I mean stuff.

782
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's right in my wheelhouse. I'm not

783
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: going to say agains, we'll get in trouble, but that's

784
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 2: that's hilarious.

785
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: If Luke was your teacher, oh my god, you'd go

786
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: for it. Luke Jacob taking something. What's the best insult

787
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: you've ever received?

788
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 4: Ah?

789
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: Well, I was rocking a soccer game and.

790
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 6: Pull me aside and goes, Matt, you're as useless has

791
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 6: been conceded.

792
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 2: Now hang on a second, made the phones have broke

793
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 2: up a little bit there, Sorry, mate, Jacob, take it back.

794
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: What was the insult again?

795
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: He goes, you're as useless as being conceived on a

796
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: pull out sofa, was useless.

797
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: As being conceived? I don't get it.

798
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 4: Hang on.

799
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: I'm trying to try.

800
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: If you can see. Look, if you're conceived, you're conceived.

801
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: If you managed to do the job and pull out sofa.

802
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 2: That's buddy, hats off to you. Congratulations?

803
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 3: Oh god?

804
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: Or is it?

805
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: Because are you saying pull out sofa and referring to

806
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: another pull out?

807
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that?

808
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 2: Am I? I'm down the wrong track now.

809
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: No, you're working out the wrong tree as well. It's

810
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 3: just it's train read stuff.

811
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: Really, I'm confused. I mean he's going on, that's not

812
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: that's was that our thought? Or is that Jagger's fault?

813
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 3: If we have?

814
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 2: We heard that? Right, you're as useless as being conceived

815
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 2: on a pull out, and sofar's.

816
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: Useless as being conceived.

817
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

818
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 2: I don't get it.

819
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: Does anybody else get it? Mike?

820
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 2: Do you get it?

821
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 3: Mike put do you understand?

822
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: Man?

823
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: Who pushes that buttons?

824
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: Mike? Useless?

825
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: Being is ele?

826
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 7: I think?

827
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: I think getting it and hearing it are two different things.

828
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 2: Like I don't know about you, guys.

829
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it either time.

830
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't actually hear what happened?

831
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 3: Well, you're you're one job in here. Anybody understand the joke.

832
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got all these people sitting outside. No, no,

833
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: So what we've got here is we've got a brand

834
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 1: new person's working on the phones, names and names badger,

835
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm happy to talk. She's put someone's punchline next to

836
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: their name, which we reeled out and yeah, yeah, here

837
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: we go here. So he's referring to you being conceived

838
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: on a sofa that is named after a method of contraception.

839
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, nah, and I I mean that's a pull out. Yeah, yeah,

840
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 2: so I was the pull out thing.

841
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean it's a real stuff, is it.

842
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: We did go to that one as the final joke there, Cam,

843
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: did you have any other options made? Or how about

844
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: a song?

845
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good insult. That's a good insult.

846
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: The Dancing Bendo Weekender is kicking off in twenty four minutes.

847
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: We're going to be doing well.

848
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: Woods is going to be dancing NonStop across the country

849
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: every half hour on the half hour.

850
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 3: A new event.

851
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: You guys have You've pitched yourselves, You've told us where

852
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: you are, what you're doing. We're doing fishing competitions. We're

853
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: doing but Mitzvah's Christenings, Old People's homes. It doesn't matter

854
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: where you are, what you're doing. You can still ask

855
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: us to come on the socials. Will and what he

856
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: will do our best. It's going to be a pretty

857
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: good pitch at this stage though, mate, because we have

858
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: a choc a block schedule, my friend, and you're dancing

859
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: once and one so only for the country.

860
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 2: That's it. This is the final weekend.

861
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: This is not this.

862
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: I'm not just saying this to increase demand. I do

863
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 2: not want to be treated like a piece of meat.

864
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 2: Paints is the one weekend I'll do it.

865
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: You can still choose what the closing move will be

866
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: in every event in our Facebook page, will M would you?

867
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: But in the meantime it's two fridyeas no fridea right now?

868
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: Chance to be a.

869
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: Pineapple on your Friday. You're on the way home. You'd

870
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: love fifty bucks as vent of the pub.

871
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you?

872
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: Of course somebody would god on a Friday or at

873
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: the ice cream shop. Treat yourself to a bit of

874
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: rum and raisin. Who knows. But thirteen one oh sixty

875
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: five is the phone number, mate, and people just need

876
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: to call us and ask us a question. If we

877
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: have no fridea.

878
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 3: If we can't answer the question, they get themselves fifty bucks.

879
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 2: And this isn't like a stat or a historical date,

880
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 2: or this is the sort of question that Google can't answer.

881
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 2: It's a real rib tickler.

882
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: That's right, mate. You know, for example, if a tree

883
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: had a brain, do you think that when it peeled

884
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: bark it was satisfying or it hurt?

885
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 2: Because for us, when you peel skin off it can

886
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: be quite satisfying. It is bark just a bit of

887
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 2: dry skin, yes, or is it like you know, hurting him,

888
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: really ripping a piece of flesh off?

889
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 6: Yeah?

890
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 3: Stuff to know.

891
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 2: Isn't that great question? And I would say to you

892
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 2: right now that I've got absolutely no idea.

893
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: Yes, fifty that's how simple it is. Thirty one oh

894
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: six y five. You can ask us any question in

895
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: the world. It's a sort of question that Google can't

896
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: answer for you. But if we've got a logical answer,

897
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: you're out. We'll do it up. Next to Willendoddie Woods

898
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: is going to be dancing all over the country for

899
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: one weekend, one weekend only. In eighteen minutes we kick off.

900
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: There's an event every half hour and no matter what

901
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: city are in. We're coming to you, guys, we're going

902
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: to be there's still a chance to pitch to us

903
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: on the socials. Will and what if you've got an

904
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: event you'd like us to go to.

905
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 2: I'm pretty keen to hit a funeral. We haven't. We

906
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 2: haven't got a funeral yet, maybe for good reason.

907
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: And can I actually just say to people that have

908
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: got funerals on, yeah, don't invite us?

909
00:41:59,120 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 3: Well you're wearing it?

910
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: Well no, no, each if I was having a funeral,

911
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 2: I would love someone to come.

912
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 3: And you'd like a guy who's not wearing jocks and

913
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 3: leopard print to come and dance.

914
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to have jocks on shortly. I had

915
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: they got wet and then they're going to be on soon.

916
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: So I'm going to even put on a tax to

917
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 2: dance the You know, if I can change my ant

918
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 2: fit to suit the occasion, well we can do there,

919
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: should we do? Should we do Fridays? Let's let's do Fridays?

920
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: The opener, no Friday, it's a good way to win

921
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: fifty bucks?

922
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: Will up?

923
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 2: You just got to ask us a question that Google

924
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: cannot answer. And if we can't give a logical explanation

925
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 2: to your question. You win fifty bucks. We've got Kate

926
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 2: here on thirteen one oh sixty five, Kate far away.

927
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: Hey guys, Hey Kate mate maybe Friday?

928
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, can you cry underwater? Well?

929
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 2: See, my my definition of crying is a tear coming

930
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 2: out of a tear duct and whether that that manifests

931
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: on your cheek or not shouldn't be whether a tear

932
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: has come out on it. I think it still comes out,

933
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: but just go straight into the water, will would you agree? Yeah?

934
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: This is a no brainer, all right?

935
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 2: I thought My exclamation though, was yeah, I think just

936
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 2: because I mean, was that fair enough Kate?

937
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 3: Or I don't know it is, But I just don't

938
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 3: know how how would you know that?

939
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 5: But you know, you know before, but.

940
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: How would you know because you're like sobbing, your body convulses,

941
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: you know, and you feel it come out of your

942
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: tear ducts. As would say, just because you can't see

943
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: it going to your surface doesn't mean that you can't

944
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: feel it come out of your eyes. Usually he's the colcake.

945
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 3: Well, we've got some great I mean, it was a

946
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 3: decent question. We've got a lot of people that call

947
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 3: up for Fridays every Friday when.

948
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 2: He will is in a bit of a mood. Josh,

949
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 2: I'm not.

950
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: I just I just don't think we need to entertain

951
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: questions which can be answered. Josh, I crack it for you.

952
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 5: Then, all right, mate, from the when the world first existed,

953
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 5: when it was first originated, has it got heavyer thins

954
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 5: So we've got concrete buildings, but the concrete has come

955
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 5: from the ground, like different mixtures from the ground.

956
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: I love this.

957
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 2: I love this because technically you're saying that everything that

958
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 2: we use to build something is on the same planet.

959
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 2: So technically the planet should weigh the same, but more people.

960
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 2: There's more people now, and then weighs more as well,

961
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: because there were as many people where there Will and

962
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 2: dinosaurs were huge, but let's know there was way more

963
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: open land.

964
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, let's let's just wind it back

965
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: for a second.

966
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 2: I love this, bloody love this, Jost.

967
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: Just for the record, Josh, we we have to. I mean,

968
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: just because matter changes its shape doesn't mean that it

969
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: adds any extra weight to it. The universe, the universe

970
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: has as much matter as in it now as it

971
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: did at the very start of things. So when someone

972
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: is taking different forms, when someone new gets born, That

973
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: would mean the earth gets heavier. No, because the matter

974
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: that they have used to become born has been taken

975
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: from something else. A person's eaten.

976
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,959
Speaker 2: Sorry, Josh, what about to burn a tree?

977
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

978
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: No, no, but because if you because when you burn

979
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: a tree, the tree becomes smoke, right, Well, if you

980
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: if you manage to get all of that to get

981
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: and captured all together.

982
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 3: And it's going to be the same way. It just

983
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 3: spreads out.

984
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 2: The only thing I would say, though population increases, I

985
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 2: think is any way, where.

986
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Where do you think that your

987
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: body matter is coming from?

988
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 2: Where do the womb mum's womb?

989
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: Look?

990
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 3: All I'm saying, Josh, is I think that?

991
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: However, what I would say is we've had a couple

992
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: of big meteorites that have hit us in our time,

993
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: and I don't know what in terms of like the

994
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: flow of things coming and going, but the standard principle

995
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: is surely that we start out with a certain amount

996
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: of stuff, and that stuff changes and.

997
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 3: Evolves, but it's still the same amount of stuff.

998
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 2: And I guess meteors coming in but then rockets going out,

999
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: So then they don't use.

1000
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: Rockets going the rocket media or complete they can throughout.

1001
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 3: Josh. I know it's a great question, mate. We'll give

1002
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 3: you fifty marks on a Friday. Bloody good stuff. I

1003
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 3: appreciate them. It's good stuff. It's good chat though, isn't

1004
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 3: it very good? We got a little sting of their

1005
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: for Mike. Good stuff, Josh. But it what's your answer,

1006
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 3: by the way, Josh, how do you aigt on that question?

1007
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: Well? I don't know.

1008
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 5: You know, I know Albert Einstein. You know that the

1009
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 5: law of conservation of energy just means it has to.

1010
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 2: Be the same thing.

1011
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: It has to That's exactly what I'm saying. It's exactly

1012
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.

1013
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: It has to be.

1014
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, But how does a baby pop out?

1015
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 3: Mate?

1016
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: Because we know that a baby, because a baby is

1017
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: made with the sustenance that the human eats. Right, It's

1018
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: just it grows though through through through the stuff that

1019
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: a person that a mother eats and consumes in order

1020
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: to create those new Mate.

1021
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 3: You did biology. I did it with you.

1022
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's why I failed.

1023
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 3: Josh won fifty. We've got so many people that call

1024
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 3: up this little take another one.

1025
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: But I feel like we're we're pushing the boundaries with

1026
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: the bended weekend of kicks on one another question, give

1027
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: me no question.

1028
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 3: Come on, you're not.

1029
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 2: Happy with us, go to a song car want to

1030
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 2: get into the weekend?

1031
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: Mate?

1032
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 3: It does kick off in twelve minutes.

1033
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: I should say you guys can still vote on the

1034
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: Facebook pages to what's the closing move should be? You've

1035
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: only got ten more minutes to vote, and I think

1036
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: the flash dance bucket is still winning, which I'm happy with.

1037
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,479
Speaker 3: But if you want to, if you want to change

1038
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 3: it Facebook, really would.

1039
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: He go and get on there. We are about to

1040
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: take off, mate, on arguably the biggest thing that we

1041
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 1: have ever attempted. And if you're just tuning in and

1042
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: you have no idea what we're talking about, it's called

1043
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: the Dancing Bender Weekend. Off the Dancing Bender Weekend. It

1044
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: all started out when I asked Woody to show me

1045
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: the difference between sexy and pornographic dancing in the music

1046
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: Watch me, well, now this is sexy well, and all

1047
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: of a sudden, our Instagram exploded from one hundred to

1048
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: two hundred likes in a matter of about half an hour.

1049
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: We'd gone big that people wanted blood. And then the

1050
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: following day you tworked on the big stage that Kyle

1051
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: and Jackie oshow. Give us some of slutty beats please, Iggy.

1052
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 2: All right, now there's this home. Go forearms on the

1053
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: knees to get a bit of leverage and then just bounce.

1054
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 2: I can't bounce bow use your pelvist, yes, Jackie, there

1055
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: you go. Yeah, it hasn't been used since the baby

1056
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 2: came out.

1057
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: For then Woods. You pulled me aside and you said,

1058
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: I've got some serious issues have been exploited by the

1059
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: Australian public for my dancing room, and that's fair enough.

1060
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: And so we agreed that we'd only do forty eight

1061
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: hours of dancing where Australia can see you dance all

1062
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: across the country at all sorts of events. And we

1063
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: did the live auction for you on the show when

1064
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: people put in where they wanted to see you on

1065
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: this fateful weekend, a NaN's Bingo night, another bing night,

1066
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: a work meeting with the EBA. We're going to be

1067
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: at the summitson go karts at four pm on Saturday.

1068
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: We've got a big Oh. We're going to be the

1069
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: real life for life apparently, which is nice. Glass Wall

1070
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: The Dancing Bender Weekend, the events have been collated and compiled,

1071
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: the limbs have been limbered, the back has been massaged,

1072
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: and we're ready to go forty eight hours of non stop,

1073
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: one off dancing Woody all over the country. It's all right, mate,

1074
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: this is it when we leave these studios. Starts tonight

1075
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: in Sydney. It's a half hour per event and it's

1076
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: back to back for the whole weekend. I'm pretty sure

1077
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: we're wrapping.

1078
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: Up in Perth.

1079
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: We can confirm that a little bit later on.

1080
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 2: But mate, let's buddy do this.

1081
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: I mean you can follow the whole journey on our socials.

1082
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: Will and Woody. I can now tell you that the

1083
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: people have confirmed that the finishing move at every event

1084
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: that you leave you will have to perform the flash

1085
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: dance bucket of water on head, which really does throw

1086
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 1: a spanner in the world.

1087
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 2: Can you just picture two am in the morning, I'm

1088
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 2: tired and freezing cold, and you put a bucket of

1089
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 2: water on my head after I've obviously been electrified on

1090
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 2: some sort of dance floor and that's my just rewards. Yeah,

1091
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: and I'm guessing you're the one who's going to put

1092
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: the bucket of water on my head.

1093
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: Well, I think we can vary that because that'll be

1094
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 1: a nice that'll be a nice little role for whoever

1095
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: gets the job with that.

1096
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: But hey, guys, it's on our socials all weekend, Will

1097
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 3: and Woody. You can follow it.

1098
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Speaker 1: There'll be live videos, we're putting up photos. The whole

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Speaker 1: thing will be follow a ball. And I'm not counting

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Speaker 1: out your events either. If you've got something on and

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Speaker 1: it's decent, hit us up, Will and Woody on Facebook

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Speaker 1: or Instagram. If you're driving home now and you go,

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Speaker 1: gee whiz, I wouldn't mind a guy rocking up who's

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Speaker 1: not wearing jocks in a leopard print kit to have

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Speaker 1: a dance. We'll come, we'll come, we really will. But

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Speaker 1: the schedule's chocolate block. It's got to be a decent

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Speaker 1: employ to get us there. So hit us up, Will

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Speaker 1: and Woody on the on the socials, you can follow

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Speaker 1: the whole thing across the weekend and we will have

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Speaker 1: a wrap for you on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Sure there'll be a video for it. But mate, it's

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Speaker 3: long to go.

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Speaker 2: Do you think my body will hold on?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I really don't know.

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Speaker 1: I do know that we've got a massuits with us

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Speaker 1: full time though, so anyway, the whole thing will be

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Speaker 1: on our all over our socials on Monday, Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody you can check it out there.

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Speaker 3: We'll see you guys on Monday. We're just like goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Get a fresh way to drives home with Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody