WEBVTT - MINI: Unpacking ALL The Evidence Behind The Kate Middleton Conspiracy Theories 👀

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<v Speaker 1>We need to discuss the story that has taken over

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<v Speaker 1>the nation. Everyone is talking about Kate Middleton and whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not she's with us anymore. I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to go that's real music, not the X five.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a real investigation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because in my eyes, Kate's not She's not a royal.

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<v Speaker 1>In my eye, she's a reptilian.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so everybody knows Kate Middleton hasn't been seen in

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<v Speaker 3>a little while.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's just posted a photo with her kids. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>looks great.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a schmuck, that's what you think, Brett. But

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<v Speaker 1>she has not posted a photo. Here is the context.

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<v Speaker 1>Kate Middleton went in for a planned abdominal surgery at

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<v Speaker 1>the start of the year. The Royals said that, they said,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going in, this is planned, she's all good, and

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<v Speaker 1>we thought good on her. Stony Golstons. Get fixed, Kate,

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<v Speaker 1>have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little break, have a little rest afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the future queen. Take your time. Two months past,

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<v Speaker 1>we had not heard from Kate Middleton.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not been seen at any royal engagements. She's been

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<v Speaker 3>seen walking around getting paped.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing. She's recovering from an operation two.

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<v Speaker 1>Months thought two months is a long time. She wasn't seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Then her husband Williams started pulling out from royal events.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a funeral in the family they both did

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<v Speaker 1>not attend. A little suspicious. Then the news cycle started

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<v Speaker 1>to pick it up. Where is Kate? Where is Kate?

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<v Speaker 1>Last week the paparazzi conveniently got a photo of her,

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<v Speaker 1>a very blurry photo of her in the car with

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<v Speaker 1>her mother that has come out to be proven to

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<v Speaker 1>be photoshopped. Everyone, I don't believe you. Yes it was?

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<v Speaker 2>Or was it someone else? Just in a wig?

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<v Speaker 1>That's her famous mole was missing on her cheek. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't her. I think it was a silicon dummy. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's just me. So does the color dolphin. Well, clearly

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<v Speaker 1>people were not impressed with this. So what they've had

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<v Speaker 1>to do is post a photo to her actual Instagram page,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've done that over the weekend because it's Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just pulling it up here the photo used by

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<v Speaker 3>no when it was like Happy Mother's Day, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>did I miss something?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I that out of touch with what thought's happening

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<v Speaker 2>in the winding country?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a beautiful photo of Kate, the Future Queen

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<v Speaker 1>and her three children looking gorgeous. They're all smiling, looks nice.

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<v Speaker 1>She's sitting down, looks like it's a little bit tired. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's because it's completely fake and doctored. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean now? This isn't even me being a conspiracy theorist.

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<v Speaker 1>Four of the world's biggest news photo agencies, including Getty Images,

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<v Speaker 1>that provide images to places like us. When we want

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<v Speaker 1>to post photos on the Internet, we buy them from Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>They have begged media outlets not to use the first

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<v Speaker 1>official photo because it appears that the source has manipulated

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<v Speaker 1>the image.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm looking at it. Where's the manipulation?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I already knew about this because I looked at

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<v Speaker 3>the news. Okay, Britt, zoom in on Charlotte's cardigan in

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<v Speaker 3>the corner. Have a look at her hand and look

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<v Speaker 3>at where her hand meets the cardigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, fully docted her hand. It's been edited in.

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<v Speaker 2>You see a normal hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that? Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I mean, I hope that everyone gets a chance

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<v Speaker 3>to go and do this, because honestly, it does make

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<v Speaker 3>your question, why are they photoshopping images of their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I agree. Then look up to Kate's left hand,

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<v Speaker 1>where you'd think her wedding ring would be. She's happy married,

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<v Speaker 1>No wedding ring inside.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she took it off because she's been she's had

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<v Speaker 3>surgery and she's been later around the.

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<v Speaker 1>House three months ago.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't want to drag that big, heavy old ring

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<v Speaker 3>around she she's just enjoying a time it could be

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<v Speaker 3>at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kids, Okay, brit why don't you pan over and

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<v Speaker 1>look at Louis's left hand. What's Louis doing with his

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<v Speaker 1>left hand? He's crossing his fingers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a dumb one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what his fingers across? Because he knows that's not

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<v Speaker 1>my mum. I'm holding annekin and I want the world

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<v Speaker 1>to know because I'm a smart boy.

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<v Speaker 2>You think that's him being like blink twice. If you need.

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<v Speaker 1>Helps, please help me. Federal agents.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just think, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I think?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe this is doctored and it's fake, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>she's just more and well probably than they want to

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<v Speaker 3>let on.

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<v Speaker 2>All the people think, which is like not our business.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel sorry for them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry that like no matter what is happening, that

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<v Speaker 3>they always have to be on and that they always

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<v Speaker 3>have to have an explanation for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And her past her ballstones in peace. Maybe her and

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<v Speaker 2>really had a big old fight.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not up for being in photos at the moment,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like, you know what, I need some time

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<v Speaker 3>to cool down. She doesn't get any privacy, and so

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<v Speaker 3>we're unpacking all the conspiracies that maybe she's dead and

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<v Speaker 3>she come back as Ai.

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<v Speaker 1>In the photo, the grass is green and the trees

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<v Speaker 1>and flowers are blooming. It's not screening the Okay, it's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Mitch's Roman Empire, which is all right, fall false.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently people are saying that there's not many places where

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<v Speaker 3>the flowers be out and bloom and that it would

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<v Speaker 3>be green grass like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently it's been cold and that two months there they've

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<v Speaker 2>got grass.

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<v Speaker 1>It rains all day crazy. I'm not sure her teeth

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<v Speaker 1>look fake to me too, but that's just beside the point.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just I think that's just when you've got a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of money, that's what your teeth look like.

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<v Speaker 1>If Kate's listening, get better soon, Well, she's got kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's on the school pick up. So if you're listening, Kate,

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<v Speaker 1>just send us a little DM to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do We're worried about you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go, guys. We'll see tomorrow. Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Come bye.