Speaker 1: We need to discuss the story that has taken over
Speaker 1: the nation. Everyone is talking about Kate Middleton and whether
Speaker 1: or not she's with us anymore. I thought you were
Speaker 1: going to go that's real music, not the X five.
Speaker 2: It's a real investigation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because in my eyes, Kate's not She's not a royal.
Speaker 1: In my eye, she's a reptilian.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Okay, so everybody knows Kate Middleton hasn't been seen in
Speaker 3: a little while.
Speaker 2: But she's just posted a photo with her kids. Everything
Speaker 2: looks great.
Speaker 1: If you're a schmuck, that's what you think, Brett. But
Speaker 1: she has not posted a photo. Here is the context.
Speaker 1: Kate Middleton went in for a planned abdominal surgery at
Speaker 1: the start of the year. The Royals said that, they said,
Speaker 1: she's going in, this is planned, she's all good, and
Speaker 1: we thought good on her. Stony Golstons. Get fixed, Kate,
Speaker 1: have a.
Speaker 2: Little break, have a little rest afterwards.
Speaker 1: She's the future queen. Take your time. Two months past,
Speaker 1: we had not heard from Kate Middleton.
Speaker 3: She's not been seen at any royal engagements. She's been
Speaker 3: seen walking around getting paped.
Speaker 2: Nothing. She's recovering from an operation two.
Speaker 1: Months thought two months is a long time. She wasn't seen.
Speaker 1: Then her husband Williams started pulling out from royal events.
Speaker 1: There was a funeral in the family they both did
Speaker 1: not attend. A little suspicious. Then the news cycle started
Speaker 1: to pick it up. Where is Kate? Where is Kate?
Speaker 1: Last week the paparazzi conveniently got a photo of her,
Speaker 1: a very blurry photo of her in the car with
Speaker 1: her mother that has come out to be proven to
Speaker 1: be photoshopped. Everyone, I don't believe you. Yes it was?
Speaker 2: Or was it someone else? Just in a wig?
Speaker 1: That's her famous mole was missing on her cheek. It
Speaker 1: wasn't her. I think it was a silicon dummy. But
Speaker 1: that's just me. So does the color dolphin. Well, clearly
Speaker 1: people were not impressed with this. So what they've had
Speaker 1: to do is post a photo to her actual Instagram page,
Speaker 1: and they've done that over the weekend because it's Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I'm just pulling it up here the photo used by
Speaker 3: no when it was like Happy Mother's Day, I was like,
Speaker 3: did I miss something?
Speaker 2: Am I that out of touch with what thought's happening
Speaker 2: in the winding country?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a beautiful photo of Kate, the Future Queen
Speaker 1: and her three children looking gorgeous. They're all smiling, looks nice.
Speaker 1: She's sitting down, looks like it's a little bit tired. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's because it's completely fake and doctored. What do you
Speaker 1: mean now? This isn't even me being a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1: Four of the world's biggest news photo agencies, including Getty Images,
Speaker 1: that provide images to places like us. When we want
Speaker 1: to post photos on the Internet, we buy them from Getty.
Speaker 1: They have begged media outlets not to use the first
Speaker 1: official photo because it appears that the source has manipulated
Speaker 1: the image.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm looking at it. Where's the manipulation?
Speaker 3: Okay, I already knew about this because I looked at
Speaker 3: the news. Okay, Britt, zoom in on Charlotte's cardigan in
Speaker 3: the corner. Have a look at her hand and look
Speaker 3: at where her hand meets the cardigan.
Speaker 1: Yep, fully docted her hand. It's been edited in.
Speaker 2: You see a normal hand.
Speaker 1: Look at that? Okay.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, I hope that everyone gets a chance
Speaker 3: to go and do this, because honestly, it does make
Speaker 3: your question, why are they photoshopping images of their kids.
Speaker 1: Now, I agree. Then look up to Kate's left hand,
Speaker 1: where you'd think her wedding ring would be. She's happy married,
Speaker 1: No wedding ring inside.
Speaker 3: Well, she took it off because she's been she's had
Speaker 3: surgery and she's been later around the.
Speaker 1: House three months ago.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to drag that big, heavy old ring
Speaker 3: around she she's just enjoying a time it could be
Speaker 3: at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids, Okay, brit why don't you pan over and
Speaker 1: look at Louis's left hand. What's Louis doing with his
Speaker 1: left hand? He's crossing his fingers.
Speaker 2: That's a dumb one.
Speaker 1: Okay, what his fingers across? Because he knows that's not
Speaker 1: my mum. I'm holding annekin and I want the world
Speaker 1: to know because I'm a smart boy.
Speaker 2: You think that's him being like blink twice. If you need.
Speaker 1: Helps, please help me. Federal agents.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just think, do you know what?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 3: Maybe this is doctored and it's fake, but I think
Speaker 3: she's just more and well probably than they want to
Speaker 3: let on.
Speaker 2: All the people think, which is like not our business.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for them.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that like no matter what is happening, that
Speaker 3: they always have to be on and that they always
Speaker 3: have to have an explanation for it.
Speaker 2: And her past her ballstones in peace. Maybe her and
Speaker 2: really had a big old fight.
Speaker 3: She's not up for being in photos at the moment,
Speaker 3: and she's like, you know what, I need some time
Speaker 3: to cool down. She doesn't get any privacy, and so
Speaker 3: we're unpacking all the conspiracies that maybe she's dead and
Speaker 3: she come back as Ai.
Speaker 1: In the photo, the grass is green and the trees
Speaker 1: and flowers are blooming. It's not screening the Okay, it's cold.
Speaker 1: This is Mitch's Roman Empire, which is all right, fall false.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no.
Speaker 3: Apparently people are saying that there's not many places where
Speaker 3: the flowers be out and bloom and that it would
Speaker 3: be green grass like that.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's been cold and that two months there they've
Speaker 2: got grass.
Speaker 1: It rains all day crazy. I'm not sure her teeth
Speaker 1: look fake to me too, but that's just beside the point.
Speaker 3: That's just I think that's just when you've got a
Speaker 3: lot of money, that's what your teeth look like.
Speaker 1: If Kate's listening, get better soon, Well, she's got kids.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's on the school pick up. So if you're listening, Kate,
Speaker 1: just send us a little DM to say.
Speaker 2: I want to do We're worried about you.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, guys. We'll see tomorrow. Guys.
Speaker 3: Come bye.