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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini. Matt Preston's

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Speaker 1: one of our favorite people on the planet is a

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Speaker 1: bloody good bloke. Yes, it's bloody, bloody good bloke and

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Speaker 1: hence he accepted our invitation to go to a picnic

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Speaker 1: with him.

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Speaker 2: Woulds now again? Guys, are you gonna hear?

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Speaker 1: Is? You don't want to see it? It'll be live

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Speaker 1: on his socials tonight eight thirty.

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Speaker 2: On Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: If you want to go and watch it while you're

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Speaker 1: watching TV, set her a mind for yourself.

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Speaker 3: It's outrageous and the reason you want to see the

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Speaker 3: video is because not all was as it meets the eye.

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Speaker 3: The expression so close and everyone knows what I mean

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Speaker 3: here you got good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 2: It is Oil and Moody and.

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Speaker 1: We're doing what most people in Australia are doing to

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Speaker 1: socialize these days.

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Speaker 2: We're at a picnic.

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Speaker 1: But unlike most people's picnic, this picnic involves Matt Preston

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Speaker 1: a cookoff and Woody's bare ass.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm effectively in like a cardboard box coffin,

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Speaker 3: completely naked and effectively there's a clash that is sitting.

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Speaker 4: On top of a whole in this coffin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and my ass is protruding through that hole, meaning

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Speaker 3: that when my meal is revealed, Matt Preston's going to

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Speaker 3: see a bear.

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Speaker 1: Poor Matt just thinks he's coming down for a standard

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Speaker 1: bit about his cookbook.

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Speaker 2: Oh he should know better than that. With us, now

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Speaker 2: he will, he knows better. He'll be sas, he'll be sas.

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Speaker 3: He won't predict though, that I'm nude under the picnic table.

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Speaker 2: How are you, mate? What he currently can't be here?

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Speaker 4: What have you done?

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's a bit sick, he's got an appointment, he's waiting.

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Speaker 2: On a test.

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Speaker 3: Something I definitely didn't think about was the fact that

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Speaker 3: the interview hadn't even started yet and I'd already been

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Speaker 3: in a plank completely nude for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: This is so important.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the pillows are absolutely crucial, critical because because at

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Speaker 5: the end of the day you should eat enough and

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Speaker 5: then be able to lie down with your face of

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Speaker 5: the sun and just enjoy the chit chatter conversation.

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Speaker 3: We're now at thirty minutes and Will hasn't started the interview.

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Speaker 4: I am struggling in the plank.

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Speaker 5: Loving your bored I'm loving the effort. You can't with

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Speaker 5: the with the packaging of the beach you dip.

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Speaker 3: We'ren a thirty five minutes into me doing a plank,

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Speaker 3: and Will is just stuff in his face.

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Speaker 2: What are these?

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Speaker 5: These are little roasted white chocolate tarts. So that white chocolate, yeah, roasted,

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Speaker 5: mixed up with a bit of cream, bit of butter,

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Speaker 5: and just set it in pastry cases.

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Speaker 3: No one cares that the tart is elite Will. And

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Speaker 3: at this point I didn't think things could get worse.

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Speaker 2: And then he did this, and.

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Speaker 5: Then another kids just go, oh, he's going on about

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Speaker 5: history again.

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Speaker 4: Man, I love it, you're talking about history.

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Speaker 1: It actually reminds me a bit of an anecdote.

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Speaker 4: I was at a vineyard in where was it?

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Speaker 1: Not Tuscany but in Latio, right in the middle of Italy.

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Speaker 3: Nobody is appreciating Will's stories about his time in Europe,

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Speaker 3: especially the bloke who has now been holding the plank

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Speaker 3: for fifty seven minutes, and they're not even a battery

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Speaker 3: issue with his mic could stop him to be there.

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Speaker 2: That's right, you got it. So where was I?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, said when you hope in the wine, you

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Speaker 1: look at the date that the wine was open. You

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Speaker 1: get a snapshot of like what life was like back then.

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Speaker 5: But every recipe, every hand of down recie ye And

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Speaker 5: I'm sure yeah, everybody's got in your family. Yeah, you've

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Speaker 5: got those things that come to your grandma.

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Speaker 2: Time traveling. These guys were reading.

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Speaker 4: The same thing which I could time travel.

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Speaker 3: I think everyone wishes they could time travel to before

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Speaker 3: that conversation ever happened.

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Speaker 2: What we like.

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Speaker 3: Quite seriously, you you knew I've got nothing against Matt Preston.

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Speaker 4: I've got nothing against Matt Preston.

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Speaker 1: You knew.

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Speaker 4: I was in a coffin. It was a hot d

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Speaker 4: I was sweating ass off. Yea, I was in a

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Speaker 4: hot cuff and I was doing a plank. I was

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Speaker 4: in a plank.

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Speaker 3: And you're talking about baroque wine.

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Speaker 2: No one cares baroque moments. I hate that you can

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Speaker 2: have with wine.

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Speaker 4: I don't care. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I was in heaven.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you were.

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Speaker 2: I was in hell.

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Speaker 4: I was in sweaty, sweaty plank hell.

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Speaker 1: Matt Preston rocked up with some roasted white chocolate tarts

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Speaker 1: for a bit of a one on one.

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Speaker 2: He didn't know that you were in the coffee.

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Speaker 4: Nothing against him you knew wrap it up.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't have been happy.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you were in a great place.

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Speaker 1: You delivered too many people in the world that will

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Speaker 1: listen to me talking about Baroque moments with wine from Lazio.

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Speaker 2: Matt Preston's one of them.

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Speaker 3: He was loving, he was he was loving, he was

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Speaker 3: laughing it out. I couldn't believe he was loving the chat.

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Speaker 2: It also was a part of the illusion as well.

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Speaker 2: You know, I had to sell to him that you

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Speaker 2: weren't under there.

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Speaker 4: No, you didn't.

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Speaker 2: I did. I had to sell it to him. I

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Speaker 2: had to sell it to him, had to. I had to.

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Speaker 2: I had to lower.

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Speaker 1: His his his awareness, you know, like he couldn't think

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Speaker 1: you were definitely under there. So I lowered his awareness

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Speaker 1: with half an hour of wine in history.

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Speaker 4: He didn't think a nude man he might.

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Speaker 2: I was doing it. It's good for the trick. It

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Speaker 2: was good for the trick. And might I say the

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Speaker 2: trick came.

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Speaker 1: Off a big time finally because of because of the

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Speaker 1: misdirection that was the wine and third chat.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to agree with that, but yes, the

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Speaker 4: trick did. Absolutely we work to a change.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea it was coming.

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Speaker 4: No, so we're going to go to a song right

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Speaker 4: now and right up next.

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Speaker 3: Yes, finally we get to the moment where Matt reveals

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Speaker 3: the closh and my nudas is steering right at it.

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Speaker 2: We'll play for you up next.

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Speaker 1: You can check it out on line as well. Will

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Speaker 1: the Money on the side. You'll want to see the video.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, you are halfway through one

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Speaker 1: of the more elaborate pranks for the most juvenile of outcomes.

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Speaker 1: I met Matt Preston in a picnic. Sorry, I met

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Speaker 1: Matt Preston in a park for a picnic. Yes, And

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Speaker 1: little did he know was that there was a table

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Speaker 1: in front of us. But we'd cut a hole out

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Speaker 1: of the table and you were planking underneath that table

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Speaker 1: completely nude.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was also a thirty four degree day. I

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Speaker 3: was sweating bullets at this stage. And you, again, you

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Speaker 3: won't hear this now, but you can hear it on

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Speaker 3: the podcast Will and Woody. But you just started talking

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Speaker 3: about your jaunts through Europe.

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Speaker 1: I had to, I had there needed to be a

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Speaker 1: bit of misdirection. He knows us, he thinks it's going

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Speaker 1: to be his hitch up coming what does Matt Preston

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Speaker 1: do well, wine and food? I take him on a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a culinary tour of my time in Italia.

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Speaker 3: No one needed to hear that now, but anyway, you

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Speaker 3: have missed that. Luckily if you've just joined us, we

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Speaker 3: pick up the audio. Though after I've missed out in.

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Speaker 1: That, we might do a separate podcast just me and

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Speaker 1: Matt the full half hour.

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Speaker 4: Sure.

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Speaker 3: Sure, if you're into that sort of stuff, get it

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Speaker 3: on another podcast. But we're picking up at the moment

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Speaker 3: where I've already been in a plank for fifty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Yes, sweating the house down.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: And keep in mind, there's a tableclot so Matt has

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Speaker 1: no idea that you're under this table.

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Speaker 2: There is a closh.

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Speaker 1: I've told Matt that I've got a surprise picnic meal

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Speaker 1: for him, that he's on this table. There is a closh,

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Speaker 1: one of those old fashioned silver half spherical things that's

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Speaker 1: sitting over the top of the hole. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: reveal or pull back the clash, and your bare ass

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Speaker 4: Extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: Matt's got a brand new book. It is called the

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Speaker 1: World of Flavor. Get your hands on that. We are

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Speaker 1: sort of competing with our picnic dishes today though, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: obviously he's brought the roasted white chocolate tarts which look

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Speaker 1: look delicious, are delicious, bravo. I brought your standing cheeseboard,

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Speaker 1: and honestly, I said, Woody is not here today, but

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Speaker 1: I have got his. He could get a surprise gift

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Speaker 1: here from Woods. Here you go. If you're leaning, I'll

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Speaker 1: show you are.

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Speaker 5: And underneath the clash is what looks like an absolutely

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Speaker 5: beautiful half moon shape. You know it could be it

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Speaker 5: could be a it could be a Chelsea bun, could be.

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Speaker 1: I mean you are right.

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Speaker 5: Traditionally tradicially the whipped cream.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely with absolutely sent.

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Speaker 5: To him beautiful. They could not be any better. And

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Speaker 5: I don't understand how how how you good feeling?

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Speaker 4: That's four box.

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Speaker 1: It's very hard.

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Speaker 2: You've talked a really long time, haven't you. You've done

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Speaker 2: it on? Are you enjoying? How are you enjoying?

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Speaker 1: The vineyard in Italy?

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Speaker 3: Chanuity creams gone into my mask?

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Speaker 2: I let you out, Oh my god, I was like perfect,

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Speaker 2: just great, that's.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely You've done a beautiful jobber skin. You know, you

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Speaker 5: know here here's the need to tissues.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank you. You want me to know you want

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Speaker 2: me to wipe.

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Speaker 1: Close.

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Speaker 5: I'm not so sure you that close.

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Speaker 3: That was definitely a moment we took it to where

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Speaker 3: you effectively offered to white mass in public.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not effectively did Yeah? Yeah, I just love that much.

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Speaker 1: Mad got around that like your bear ass and a pinny.

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Speaker 1: Anybody else is like, gee, whizz, you know this little

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Speaker 1: bit confronting. He takes the whipped cream like garnishes your ass.

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Speaker 3: He went over the top with the garnishing. I've still

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Speaker 3: got cream in my bum. I can't get it out.

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Speaker 1: If you guys want to say that it's going to

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Speaker 1: be online, our socials will and Woody instagram with face

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Speaker 1: honestly like Matt's face when that closh comes off and

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Speaker 1: it's just.

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Speaker 4: What, Yeah, it's there coming.

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Speaker 1: Because of the elite missdirection, I disagree with that of

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Speaker 1: the Veno in Italy chat.

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Speaker 4: No, I think there was an elite missdirection.

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Speaker 2: I think you just needed to commit to the trick.

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Speaker 2: Mate committed to the trick.

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Speaker 4: I did a fifty five.

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Speaker 2: Minutes to commit to the trick. Let me next time.

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Speaker 2: Check it out on the socials.

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Speaker 4: See more of the Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to