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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini Right now, I've got a very special guest on

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Speaker 2: the show. The last time we.

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Speaker 3: Had our next guest on the show, he was telling

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Speaker 3: us about his one new comedy show which was swiftly

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Speaker 3: canceled due to COVID, and then he rescheduled, and then.

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Speaker 1: He got canceled again. A stunt up comedian. You think

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Speaker 1: that would be the end of him, but not this guy.

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Speaker 3: He's what he's up to now, a regular on The

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Speaker 3: Jason Lawrence Show, a weekly spot on The Project, an

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Speaker 3: Australian ambassador for avocados.

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Speaker 1: Fair to say, it's actually been a blessing. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's comedian blessy who said he.

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Speaker 4: When you put it like that, I've been having a

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Speaker 4: great time.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like cash during COVID is obviously

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Speaker 2: notoriously really tough first stand up comedians. But it sounds

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Speaker 2: like you're obviously having made gigs at the moment.

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Speaker 4: A lot of gigs.

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Speaker 3: I walk up and down my street telling people jokes

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Speaker 3: and then asking.

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Speaker 4: Them for their money.

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Speaker 1: How's that going.

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Speaker 4: It's not going very well. My neighborhood is stressed.

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Speaker 3: I went for a walk recently, and I was doing

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Speaker 3: the right thing, mask on headphones on walking down the path.

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Speaker 3: This woman is walking towards me, and she said, you're.

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Speaker 4: Walking too slow, mate, and then she walked off and

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Speaker 4: I ran home. I googled walking speeds.

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Speaker 3: I thought I missed a press conference, like I didn't

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Speaker 3: know what. I thought the rules had changed. But no,

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Speaker 3: it's just just everyone's stress aggressive aggressive. I think I

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Speaker 3: was smiling when I was walking, so she was like

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Speaker 3: breaking rule.

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Speaker 4: He's clearly having a good.

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Speaker 3: Time because you're not exercising.

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Speaker 1: Not fast enough. You know, there was an Adelaide medical

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Speaker 1: person who said they should check heart rates when they

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Speaker 1: were walking because to be classified as exercising.

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Speaker 3: That person deserves to be canceled.

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Speaker 4: Who the hell?

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Speaker 1: I think it was the same person who said don't

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Speaker 1: touch the footy when they kick it.

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Speaker 4: That about I forgot about that.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I used to compete with a friend

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Speaker 3: on the Apple Watch, you know, and you can you

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Speaker 3: know if you press plane an activity, your heart rate

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Speaker 3: gets registered. Meditation is actually an exercise on the water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, And when I was down in calories, used

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Speaker 3: to put on the meditation app activity and it will

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Speaker 3: just count as exercise. So you could just be sitting

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Speaker 3: down at the park and if someone you're not exercising,

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Speaker 3: check it out meditating mentally, exercise corrupted my calorie burning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and how dare you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm start again.

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Speaker 3: I've got to find that zen again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all your fault. My hour is starting again.

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Speaker 4: Nirvana back at Hunting dul station. That's well outside my

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Speaker 4: five k.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Now, I know you're obviously struggling for commercial gigs at

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Speaker 2: the moment, but I don't try this new coke colon

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Speaker 2: new sugar.

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Speaker 4: Oh for sure, this is right new we reckon.

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Speaker 1: It's the best coke ever.

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Speaker 3: You know what, Actually the only coke I drink is

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Speaker 3: no sugar because oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I'm trying to yeah.

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Speaker 4: Trying to trying to maintain this the Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 4: get to Nirvana with that.

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 4: That's good, pretty good, pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the best ever. Best ever?

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Speaker 3: Is it's I think it's the best ever. Like you

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Speaker 3: could have put it in the fridge a little longer, Yes.

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Speaker 1: What are you?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: One job mate?

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Speaker 2: But you know it's even good, you know, in it's

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Speaker 2: in its timidness, you know.

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Speaker 3: Even at room temperature, this quenches the yeah and taking

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Speaker 3: yeah that we are in a viral pandemic.

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Speaker 4: So that's so refreshing. Yeah, so good.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's got no sugar, but I mean I

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Speaker 3: know if you told me it had sugar, I believe

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Speaker 3: you because it's that sweet.

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Speaker 1: I know why Avocados Ambassadors the best.

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Speaker 4: I'm now open guys sliding to.

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Speaker 1: My d MS. He'll do collabs, He'll do collabs.

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Speaker 2: For the one and knowing was saying in the studio.

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Speaker 4: So I've just taken another sip of my coconot sugar.

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Speaker 1: Could we could be the best yet? The best kit? Now, mate,

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Speaker 1: let's talk at you.

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Speaker 2: You're on the Project a lot at the moment, and

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Speaker 2: you're also on Australia Talks, but you continue to be

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Speaker 2: referenced as Walid Ali in the paper.

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Speaker 3: Which is I don't mind that because he's one of

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Speaker 3: the smartest people in the country.

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Speaker 1: He's nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's hot. Apparently some people calling the thinking woman's

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Speaker 3: sex symbol. Whereas people people don't never call me anything,

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Speaker 3: people call me nothing. Called people literally stopped me on

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Speaker 3: the street like off an older people off and older women, Hey, I.

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Speaker 4: Really, I really love you.

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Speaker 3: And then I think they're talking about me, and then

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Speaker 3: the conversation will continue. So you know that article you

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Speaker 3: wrote last week, and then I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm no, do you play one lead from that going on?

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Speaker 4: Because to them, they're having a celebrity experience.

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Speaker 3: But then I'm like, I've now got to carry the

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Speaker 3: bird of representing him well, and they how do you

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Speaker 3: write so well? And I'll say things, you know, so

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Speaker 3: I just got to I just write from the heart,

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Speaker 3: you know, which is something he never says.

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Speaker 4: The brain.

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Speaker 1: Immediately a fraud. He would never say that. He's a

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Speaker 1: political analyst.

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Speaker 3: I'm a political analysts stands on the lockdown, give us,

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Speaker 3: give us a stance. Really, i mean, there's a lot

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Speaker 3: of there's a lot of things to consider and you know,

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Speaker 3: are you you know I would talk about it.

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Speaker 4: I've got so many It's.

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Speaker 1: A classical comment because you know what, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: the issue you guys are really similar.

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Speaker 4: You gotta do your own research as well. I'd say, personally.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should speak to your sister actually, because she's

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bring it up, man, she's an over

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Speaker 1: she's an overachiever. Yeah, yeah, because she's a lawyer, she's

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Speaker 1: a lawyer. She's got an Order of Australia.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she got one.

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Speaker 3: Recently she met the Governor of Australia, Victorias.

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Speaker 1: The Governor of.

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Speaker 4: Her name is the Majestic Governor. What's it?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: That's fresh off the top of my head as a delete.

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Speaker 1: The honorable, the honorable. I don't know if she's the

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Speaker 1: arch but she's definitely the honorable.

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Speaker 4: Certainly she's Archie's.

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Speaker 1: No doubt. She had a huge house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, nickname. I went with there with my mum and I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, can we take we take the cutlery the

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Speaker 3: wo'ld notice because it takes something from the course.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but we didn't. But story.

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Speaker 1: We get back to his mom's starting with.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if there's a doorbell there, but if

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Speaker 3: you want to go there, you've you've got to do

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Speaker 3: something really great.

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Speaker 4: Actually got to be into.

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Speaker 1: The house rock hard that would be. I don't mind

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Speaker 1: that uber eat some food there or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we get to meet it to get in the goodness,

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Speaker 3: meet it without the hard work. I often, you know,

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Speaker 3: I recognized for Lee, but I genuinely people hand me

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Speaker 3: bags of food when I'm walking.

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Speaker 4: It's happened to be okay, it's happened to me once.

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Speaker 4: I mean once commercial road.

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Speaker 3: Walked in someone handed me in an uber each bag

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Speaker 3: what and and then he looked confused, and then I

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Speaker 3: took the bag.

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Speaker 4: But I it's a great way, by the way, just

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Speaker 4: round out there, give it a go. Great money saving tip, Moti,

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Speaker 4: just holdile phone.

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Speaker 1: Just looking for dinner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, do it three times a day. You never pay

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Speaker 4: for a meal in your life, but try that a

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Speaker 4: governor's house.

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Speaker 1: Would you actually do that for us?

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to do it.

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Speaker 1: There would be I think we probably.

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Speaker 2: Gonna need you to do it where he camera, hidden camera.

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Speaker 1: Just be a delivery driver, rock up.

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Speaker 3: I'll do it if you make the food. I oh

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Speaker 3: my god, that feels like that was too easy.

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Speaker 1: You try to give us a challenge. That's why your

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Speaker 1: sister's the lawyer.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna get out of here, he's been hearing thanks

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Speaker 2: to the new and improved Coca Cola.

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Speaker 1: Not try it now. We will be speaking to him soon.

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Speaker 1: As the best delivers it could be the best yet.

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Speaker 1: I think it is the best yet.

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Speaker 2: As he delivers a toast and cheese sandwich to Linda Dessau.

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Speaker 1: Hear more of the Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to