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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini just Center.

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Speaker 2: A Dern also had a bit of a blunder on Zoom.

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Speaker 2: She's trying to do this you know, live stream update

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Speaker 2: when she got interrupted by a three year old. Have

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Speaker 2: a listen.

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Speaker 1: We've still got public health restrictions and need to keep

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Speaker 1: it nice and safe. But you'll see that greater soution

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Speaker 1: tea for business. You'll mean to be a big dalling

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Speaker 1: pop back to bit. I'll come and see you in

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Speaker 1: a second. Sorry everybody, Well that was a big time fail,

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Speaker 1: wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: I love that probably humanizes her. And by the way,

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Speaker 3: we cannot relate ourselves to don an interview with Rubby

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Speaker 3: Mallick was not interrupted by a child.

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Speaker 2: We with the children, Yeah, no, we interrupted our Yeah,

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Speaker 2: on hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: She's got a great excuse.

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Speaker 2: You can hear that a little bit later on. But

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Speaker 2: I do want to focus a little bit on kids.

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Speaker 2: Right before bedtime must be a nightmare. It's just gotta

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Speaker 2: be the worst half hour of any parents life. Yeah, really,

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Speaker 2: because because that's the time you need them to show

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Speaker 2: up the most often. That's the time in the most energetic.

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Speaker 2: Neither you or I have kids, though, would so we're

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Speaker 2: going to throw to a button push of Joel, Joel.

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Speaker 2: You've got two little boys.

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Speaker 3: Boys, Yeah, a couple of who you regret every day

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Speaker 3: and it ties out bunny boys know that they love

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Speaker 3: my life, the star in my eye. Of course, one's

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Speaker 3: five and a half and he won't get out of

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Speaker 3: the bath every night, so that's a constant struggle to

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Speaker 3: drag his ass out of the bath. Yeah, the two

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Speaker 3: and a half year old comes out, no problem, because

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Speaker 3: you've got it.

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Speaker 2: Because the thing with the bath time is right, you've

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Speaker 2: got to it's effectively like like you're juggling. You're juggling

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Speaker 2: spinning plates right, because you can't you can't get them

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Speaker 2: in and out at the same time because that's two.

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Speaker 2: So often one's got to stay in there while one leaves.

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Speaker 4: Oh and what and often you're doing it solo. Your

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Speaker 4: partner's either at work late or maybe they're in the

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Speaker 4: kitchen getting dinner ready, so you don't have enough eyes

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Speaker 4: to watch everything that's going on. So I would get

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Speaker 4: the two year old out, dry him, put a single

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Speaker 4: it on, a nappy on, zip up a onesie, turn around,

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Speaker 4: beg the five and a half year old to get

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Speaker 4: out of the bar as I ripped my hair out,

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Speaker 4: and then I take my eyes off the two year

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Speaker 4: old for three seconds, turn around and he's jumped back

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Speaker 4: into the bar, fully clothed. And he would do this

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Speaker 4: pretty much every second night if you didn't chain him

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Speaker 4: to a pole or something.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, are you saying that you do chain him to

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Speaker 3: a pole now to avoid that?

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Speaker 4: No, it's more like a small cage.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're talking about things, annoying things your kids are

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Speaker 2: doing before bed. My mom is actually joined us. Great

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Speaker 2: to talk about what I used to be like, get

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Speaker 2: I mom, Hi, So.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what did you do when you before you went

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Speaker 5: to bed? You used to have two tip trucks, two

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Speaker 5: plastic tip trucks, tip trucks, tip trucks, plastic tip trucks

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Speaker 5: by the bed because you had to have five dummies

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Speaker 5: to go to bed.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I was like the Lord of It was like the

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Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings, but with dummies.

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Speaker 3: Before bed, two.

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Speaker 5: On each hand and one in the mouth. And then

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Speaker 5: you were such a pain in the neck because if

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Speaker 5: you lost one you would wake us to say, you know,

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Speaker 5: lost of my dummy, where you'd still had another.

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Speaker 2: Fall, so you always prepared.

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Speaker 5: We have to make sure that is absurd.

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Speaker 2: You actually so, Penny, was he rotating which one would

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Speaker 2: go in his mouth?

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Speaker 3: Like you have a few hours on one and then

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Speaker 3: make a change with a finger.

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Speaker 5: If you had seen these dummies, Thank god COVID didn't exist.

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Speaker 1: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: You know you want to