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Speaker 3: Bath wait before I played the audio, But it's Darryl Brake.

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Speaker 2: You should know the voice. You should know the voice.

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Speaker 2: I think everyone knows the song. He's going to be

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Speaker 2: here performing live from the porch. Another big phone call

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Speaker 2: to make this sou afternoon would still one act to go.

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Speaker 2: You've got to bring that ship home. I'm looking forward

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Speaker 2: to that. A little bit later on, I've.

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Speaker 3: Got the number of an A lister's manager. I'm not

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Speaker 3: even joking. Okay, not even Joe.

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Speaker 1: That'll be happening after five o'clock.

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Speaker 2: What's your Porn is a little bit later on this

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Speaker 2: hour plus story from China right up next, involving the

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Speaker 2: best vindictive X.

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Speaker 3: That I've ever heard of or ever seendcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, would you actually sent me this story this morning?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: From Shandong net, a website that I subscribed to. Shandong

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Speaker 3: nets stories from the province of Shandong and China will.

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Speaker 2: Perfect and look only think you think you just sent

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Speaker 2: it to me as a bit of a gag, But

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Speaker 2: I was like, jee wiz Woods.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm glad that you keep across.

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Speaker 2: International news news headlines because there could be an ensable

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Speaker 2: thing to throw into the show. So the story was

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Speaker 2: that there's a woman in China, Shandong Province obviously, yeah, whose.

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Speaker 1: Ex boyfriend was a bit of a dong. And what

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Speaker 2: She she was really upset, obviously not sure the details

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Speaker 2: behind the breaker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, but she.

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Speaker 2: Sent him a truck of onions.

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Speaker 1: That is, of course the song green Onions.

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Speaker 2: Send him a truck of onions so that he could

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Speaker 1: It's creative, that's what I like about it. It's good gears. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And obviously he's got to get rid of the onions now,

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Speaker 2: one oh six five is have you ever sent your

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Speaker 2: ex something this mouth too much?

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Speaker 1: Callers are going to get you if you call the show.

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Speaker 2: Thirty and one oh six five is the phone number

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Speaker 2: if you've sent something to your X.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you one point.

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Speaker 2: If you've sent something you know, generally vindictive to your ex,

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Speaker 1: In the mail.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe you sent them a hundred pizzas. I

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Speaker 2: mean that sort of gear. You'll get one point.

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Speaker 3: There's a website where you can send specific horse.

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Speaker 1: Perfect. That's good enough sort of things. I know, isn't

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Speaker 2: Well, well, also, so that's just your general vindictive X

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Speaker 2: one O six five Right now if you sent something

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Speaker 2: to your ex which was specific to your relationship.

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Speaker 2: He said he was going to go and play golf

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dump them on his front lawn.

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Speaker 2: thirty one six five Have you sent your ex something?

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Speaker 2: you sent something to your ex too much?

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Speaker 3: The reason we're talking about this is because a woman

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Speaker 3: in China, the what problems wasn't for the Shandong.

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Speaker 2: Send a truck of onions to her ex, a troll

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because she.

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Speaker 3: Cried for three days straight and she heard from friends

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Speaker 1: We got Sarah here on thirteen one sixty five.

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Speaker 3: Sarah, were you the sender here of something to your ex?

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Speaker 5: I sure was?

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Speaker 1: What did that? Evil laugh? What did you send?

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Speaker 6: Sarah?

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Speaker 7: I was engaged and my engage haring is really expensive,

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Speaker 7: but my ex fiancee cheese from me, so I soldering

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Speaker 7: a border car and in the mail to Melbourne, I

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Speaker 7: sent him the paperwork of the settlement of my brain

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Speaker 7: new cart.

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Speaker 1: My very good, very good, that is wild. Thanks.

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Speaker 2: I've actually just realized that I've had an X and

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Speaker 2: something to me, but i'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you in a second. I got Wayne here

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Speaker 1: on thurday one and six five. Wayne, your ex sent

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Speaker 1: you something.

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Speaker 8: Ladds basically my exous message.

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Speaker 3: He randomly goes, I'll watch your address, and I was

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Speaker 3: very hesitant to give.

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Speaker 5: It to up.

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Speaker 3: And then what happened was I got my box on

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Speaker 3: a like a rugby jacket, used to play with.

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Speaker 1: It all cut up in the strategy jump.

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Speaker 3: The worst thing was lads.

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Speaker 8: I couldn't re give it to my current girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, god, which would be a bit weird.

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Speaker 2: Way. You wouldn't do that. You wouldn't give multiple girlfriends

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Speaker 2: the same jumper.

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Speaker 1: You just wouldn't do it.

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Speaker 2: Well if they grab it from your cupboard though, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think have you got.

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Speaker 2: A T shirt or a jumper that gets given to

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying I would give it. I give them

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Speaker 3: cut blanche. The cupboard will cut blanche. And sometimes there's crossover.

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Speaker 3: If there's crossover there, you don't, sorry, but not wear

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Speaker 3: that one because that was worn by my ex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, fair enough. If it's control T shirt, it's

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Speaker 1: comfortable t shirt. Well, we've got Daniella's called. I know

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Speaker 1: you've actually you've argued the way out of a corner there.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Danielle. We're talking about sending sending your ex things.

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Speaker 1: Have you done this?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 6: So I was going out with my now boyfriend we

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Speaker 6: into Naughty magazine. And then I found out that he'd

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Speaker 6: actually bumped into one of the women in these Naughty

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Speaker 1: With Wow Wow.

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Speaker 6: I know. I got the magazines and I sent them

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Speaker 6: to his mum and I said, if you want to

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Speaker 6: see who your son cheated on me with page.

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Speaker 2: Five, Wow, Danielling, go away.

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Speaker 1: It's a phenomenal story.

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Speaker 3: Now to say that everything, every detail of that story

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Speaker 3: was quite remarkable. But Jill, yes, you've been sending something

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Speaker 3: by an ex. Do I know this story? Well?

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Speaker 2: I actually you do know it, but it was having

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Speaker 2: a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It was actually a lot of people that might

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Speaker 1: not know. You and I are at school together.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And as part of a like an inter school

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Speaker 2: singing competition, I sung Ronan Keating's you say it best

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Speaker 2: When you say nothing at.

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Speaker 1: All, you're saying the best. Wait when you send nothing.

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Speaker 2: A stitch up, long story here, but you were in

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Speaker 2: charge of organizing the musicians for the interschool seeing competition.

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Speaker 2: You forgot all about it because you watched Gladiator for

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Speaker 1: We got Kenny Wong on the float. To be fair,

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Speaker 3: We had a guy got Kenny, and I was a

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Speaker 2: Now, what happened is that weekend I actually broke up

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I never knew that.

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Speaker 2: I obviously haven't taken her advice though, because I got

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Speaker 2: a job on radio podcasting. Now I coined a phrase

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Speaker 2: a couple of days ago. Happened organically we you and

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Speaker 2: I were talking about Ellen DeGeneres. Everyone's having a go

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Speaker 2: moment and everyone's kicking air. And when someone's on the ground,

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Speaker 2: everyone likes to kick you or and so that's clunky

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Speaker 2: and mean. It sounds clunky. This is what I said yesterday.

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Speaker 2: As soon as somebody's.

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Speaker 3: In the cross hairs, Yes, lots of people are going

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Speaker 3: to find a reason to pull the trigger.

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Speaker 1: It's actually really good. It's good.

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Speaker 3: But to be honest with you, the more you talk

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Speaker 3: yourself up, the more I dislike it. What okay, Well,

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Speaker 3: I wish you'd get on my team because I'm supporting life.

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Speaker 1: In the porch mate. So well, how much have you

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Speaker 1: supported that? A lot? To be fair, A lot.

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Speaker 2: Now back to the quote it god said six times

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Speaker 2: on the show yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yea, even I dropped I dropped it.

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Speaker 2: You said it early, and you a big shout out

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Speaker 2: to a guy called Jack who rode tested the expression

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Speaker 2: live on air.

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Speaker 1: He was the first one to give it a go.

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Speaker 2: He called his missus live on the show without telling her,

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Speaker 2: which is illegal and ballsy.

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Speaker 3: So really appreciate that, Jack. But look, six times it

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Speaker 2: The show yesterday, and if everybody missed it, I've put

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Speaker 2: it together in a nineties action movie montage just to

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Speaker 3: I'm doing something next, and you just wrecked it.

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Speaker 2: We do have crazy there have we got crazy here?

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Speaker 3: I was wondering if I could read let he's not

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Speaker 3: Jave's blast, Darren, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just thinking to myself, Yep, you know this is Darren

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Speaker 1: Yep, very good. Thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 3: You do what I think you're Has anyone had a

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Speaker 3: Obviously that's what I've done.

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Speaker 1: So have you never been done? No one has ever.

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Speaker 1: No one's not a mean about that or.

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Speaker 2: No one, no one's ever made that pun on.

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Speaker 3: You know the story or he's going to be goo though.

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Speaker 3: We're going to hear a whole bunch of clashes with Seals.

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Speaker 1: Huge clash with a seal? Yes?

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Speaker 3: And why are we doing such a random topic? Well, basically,

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Speaker 3: I'm glad you spent the thirty seconds to come out

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Speaker 1: You know, I spend hours.

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Speaker 3: We've got I've got Tyler on the Tyler. You've had

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Speaker 1: Tyler there? Mate? If you had a clash with the seal?

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Speaker 5: I has. Actually, when I was about two, my mum

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Speaker 5: I was all that. It was all, you know, happy

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Speaker 1: Wow, you want took a turn there? Your mom to

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Speaker 5: Because it was jumped out and gave a fight. It

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Speaker 8: Drop the kid, and then just grabbed whatever's body party.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think any parent really should. I

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Speaker 2: You showed your true colours.

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Speaker 1: Mom.

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Speaker 3: I've got allan here thirty one or six five, Alan,

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Speaker 4: I saw the seal that was caught in a fishnare.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, and you.

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Speaker 4: Know the restrictions with the special distancing and everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Don't think it's social distancing with animals. I think you

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but let's let's get to the clash, Alan,

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Speaker 4: I went in there and the seal and I ended

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Speaker 1: Oh god, this is the story that we with the

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Speaker 4: This is we understand.

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Speaker 1: You've had exactly the same story as a famous story

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Speaker 4: Just made me think, when you're under the people just

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Speaker 3: We'll move on from your Allan, We'll move on from you.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to put a stupid quite into quite frankly,

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Speaker 1: We've got Sam here.

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Speaker 2: Amazing Sam, where they're coming from.

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Speaker 1: You've had a clash with a.

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Speaker 9: Seal, Yeah, fellas, I've always sort of been fascinated with seals. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Came up to it nice and close and actually gave

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Speaker 1: Nice yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And they started yelling at me to stop.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, your Seal. Yeah, okay, Shocking stories.

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Speaker 4: Came by and they were really really cranky with me,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you Seal the singer. Now are you.

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Speaker 2: Meant to be finished in this with a quote or something? Ellen,

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Speaker 2: Because it feels like the story has been derailed significantly.

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Speaker 4: I stroked Seal the singer and he yelled at me,

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Speaker 3: All right, okay, good story. I was super confused. No

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Speaker 2: Musicians for a similar Seal gag as you, and which

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm realizing that now that I've heard it

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Speaker 3: in this Now get the hell out of here. Apologize

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Speaker 3: some great Seal stories. I thought, Look, I get the

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Speaker 3: jokes bad, but we're going to hear some great Seal

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Speaker 3: clash and it's on me.

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Speaker 2: The first one was good, The second one went for

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Speaker 2: The third one went for the same gag as you did,

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Speaker 2: which I'm glad you can see how bad this is. Look,

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Speaker 3: To be good, So there's a lot of pressure on you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, rolling around on the jet ski one day, I'm

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Speaker 4: look what they're.

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Speaker 8: Getting pretty mad. Then one of them tries to come

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Speaker 1: Hello, jelly wiz, that's that's a pretty epic story. And

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Speaker 1: we're back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: What can you say when when you're in the cross

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Speaker 4: heads pull the trigger?

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Speaker 3: Yes, there you go that. Yes, God, you've dropped meals quiet,

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Speaker 3: so you fund yourself. You want a.

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Speaker 2: Roughy rustic food back follow got your luss, God, goat work.

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Speaker 2: It quite was used to perfection you lud us in

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Speaker 1: Well done, real podcasting.

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Speaker 3: Now we're going to find out whether you guys really

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Speaker 3: really you're into something with what what do we say?

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Speaker 3: It's it's your porn, but you always phrase it bit

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Speaker 3: of than I I say, it's a little mundane thing.

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Speaker 3: That really gets you going. Well, here's a few examples.

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Speaker 8: The first tip of a coke can just like gussiness.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, nothing at the pump.

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Speaker 8: And when you've got the whole numbers on both the leaders,

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Speaker 8: when you wake up in the mill of a night,

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Speaker 8: it's like time to get out of here.

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Speaker 5: Yes. And at one o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you count the hous you get back into bed.

447
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Speaker 1: I have another seven more of these bad boys.

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Speaker 2: Amazing stuff. So right now thirty one o six five?

449
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Speaker 2: You know the drill. What's the mundane thing that gets

450
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Speaker 2: you going? Australia? What's your porn?

451
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Speaker 3: We'll take your calls right up next to podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now, what's your corn? Tell me what's your corn?

453
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Speaker 3: Your mind? I love this, the little mundane thing that

454
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Speaker 3: really gets you going.

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Speaker 1: Will I have one this week? Actually? Wills here the

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Speaker 1: perfect rip of glad rap Oh that's good? Yeah, great,

457
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Speaker 1: feel great? Fair. It's rare. It's rare to get that perfect.

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Speaker 3: You would say, it's a once in five years sort of.

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Speaker 3: We got who's called on thirty one and six five Bailey?

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Speaker 1: What's your porn?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Mine is when you get like a when your iPhone

463
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Speaker 4: or like a new laptop or something and you peel

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Speaker 4: that a bit of.

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Speaker 1: The screen protect team. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Key Bailey

466
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Speaker 1: was bored. Didn't realize the plastic was still on there

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Speaker 1: until weeks into it. Oh my god, when I peeled

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Speaker 1: that puppy off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff. Bad than ballet, you can it's that's

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Speaker 2: because it's seat three. We've got Vanessa here on thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six five.

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Speaker 1: Vanessa, what's your porn?

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Speaker 5: Okay, so driving up to a traffic light and spread

474
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Speaker 5: you're about to slow down, it turns.

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Speaker 1: Free Yeah, big moments, big moment. Would you need to

476
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Speaker 1: turn it down? As always? If we could particular and

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Speaker 1: the women are calling with these, it'd be great. What's

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Speaker 1: something to do with that? Will Well? You make it

479
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Speaker 1: a bit like that.

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Speaker 3: We've got Tyra who's called on thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 1: Tyra, what's your porn?

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Speaker 5: Tire?

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Speaker 8: Hey Willy, how are you going?

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Speaker 1: Oh Tyra?

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Speaker 3: Goodte live on the Port's freezing out here, but we're

486
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Speaker 3: pretty good.

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Speaker 8: So my porn is you know the spiral books and

488
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Speaker 8: they've got the little dotted lines down the tide. When

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Speaker 8: you rip that perfectly, oh yeah, you know how.

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Speaker 3: That is. You know, sometimes when you've got one of

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Speaker 3: those I'll just say that is that is you know

492
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Speaker 3: when you've got those those books that love with the binders. Yeah,

493
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Speaker 3: that's what we're talking about. It gets caught in the

494
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Speaker 3: middle of that and you pull it through.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

496
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Speaker 1: Also very good, Also very good.

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Speaker 2: All right that saxophone he's getting played into oblivion.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting Now while you're at home, this is Will and Wood.

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Speaker 2: You're have to let everyone in his kids well, Fordy,

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Speaker 2: whether you're at home or on the drive home, we

501
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Speaker 2: are live from what his front porch getting absolutely hammered

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Speaker 2: by the rain this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: But the show goes on as always. We've got five

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Speaker 3: hundred bucks to give away at five o'clock.

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Speaker 1: With Australia's Easiest Quick Allius.

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Speaker 3: Well today we've got Dylan going for the win. And

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Speaker 3: Dylan the rules are simple. Thirty seconds on the clock.

508
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Speaker 3: You got to get ten questions right. You can pass

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Speaker 3: any question. We've got to take your first answer first.

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Speaker 3: How we feeling deal.

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Speaker 4: I'm feeling confident. I'm feeling confident.

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Speaker 1: Great. Great to hear your attitude. That's what this quiz

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Speaker 1: is all about, Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Confidence, because you've got to be fast, you've got to

515
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Speaker 2: back yourself got to take.

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Speaker 1: Your first answer? Are you ready to deals?

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Speaker 5: I am ready?

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Speaker 1: All right? Thirty seconds on the clock, on the clock,

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Speaker 1: an happen there? All right, let's do it. The quiz

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Speaker 1: will not be done in a Scottish accent. I promise.

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Speaker 1: What support does Roger Federer play? Ken? How old were

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Speaker 1: you one year ago?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Twenty one?

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Speaker 2: Ronal McDonald's the mascot for which fast food chain? What's

526
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Speaker 2: the second last digit of your phone number? What's thirteen

527
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Speaker 2: minus eight? What would date be tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Buddy? Who's Nico in the marry too?

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Speaker 2: What for?

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Speaker 1: It's wine made from great? It's pitople a singer or dog?

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Speaker 1: What animal is on the twenty second?

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Speaker 3: Well will take platypussum. But mate, you haven't quite got there. Deal,

533
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Speaker 3: You haven't quite got there, So deal.

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Speaker 1: So it was good quiz. It was a good quiz.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you, though you had a

536
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Speaker 3: stumble early, which was interesting. Question three, Ronald McDonald is

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Speaker 3: the mascot for which fast food chain? You're passed on

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Speaker 3: that one? It is McDonald's, of course, And I don't

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Speaker 3: mean to rub it in, sorry, Dylan, Dylan. Question five

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Speaker 3: thirteen minus eight, you're very confidently said four.

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Speaker 1: It's actually it's five.

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Speaker 3: But the maths ones are hard, maths onns are hard,

543
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Speaker 3: but everything else made you got correct?

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Speaker 2: So great quiz, mate, great quiz Weld, I dell it,

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Speaker 2: thanks coming on the show mate, look after him and

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Speaker 2: I saw no way is at all mate Wolds.

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Speaker 3: Yes, up next, this is this is pretty interesting. The

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Speaker 3: French are considering selling the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, totally wild.

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Speaker 3: So I'll explain more right up next than who's potentially

551
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Speaker 3: going to buy it? What do we know? A number

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Speaker 3: eighty three billion? Oh my god, Yeah, it's cheap. It's

553
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Speaker 3: cheap as chips, eighty three billions on sale podcasting. Now

554
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Speaker 3: this links in with just the world being a strange

555
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Speaker 3: place at the moment. Stefan to stinguin and excuse me

556
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Speaker 3: if that's not the correct pronunciation. He's a French economist,

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Speaker 3: and he has suggested that the French should sell the

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Speaker 3: Mona Lisa. Wow.

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Speaker 2: But but but go on though, because he's saying, or

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Speaker 2: you said to me, just reports with eighty three billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: Well he's so it's a chance, Well, it's a chance

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Speaker 2: for them to bail themselves out of that.

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Speaker 1: That's that's his whole thing. He said, they're they're in

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Speaker 1: big trouble right now.

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Speaker 3: They were hit really hard by COVID nineteen, and he

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Speaker 3: just said, look, you sell Lisa.

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Speaker 1: It's a painting. Oh let's look, yeah, sell Mona okay, We.

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Speaker 3: Sell Mona Lisa okay. And then it honestly gets us

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Speaker 3: out of trouble. If someone's going to give us age,

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Speaker 3: would you sell bold would you sell it?

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Speaker 1: It's it's the culture of the whole country. Will I

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Speaker 1: know what are totally different to it. It's not the

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Speaker 1: culture of the whole country. It's not. But it's such

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Speaker 1: a big piece of that.

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Speaker 2: It's not even treated by a Frenchman. It's painted by

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Speaker 2: an Italian, is it. Yeah, they should sell the thing.

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Speaker 2: I'll take one billion, Take one billion.

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Speaker 1: It's not a French painter.

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Speaker 2: It hangs obviously in Paris, which brings a lot of

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Speaker 2: tourism to the city.

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Speaker 3: So maybe in the long run it'll be bad, you know,

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Speaker 3: money what even financial although eighty three billion dollars. The

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Speaker 3: guy the French economists actually said like why Bess should

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Speaker 3: buy it?

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Speaker 1: Like you know, he's the student the world, Jeff Jeff Bezos.

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Speaker 1: Because it's only a third of his wealth. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that would be sorry.

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Speaker 2: Jeff Ben spends a third of his wealth to buy

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Speaker 2: the most famous world He's probably the only person that

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Speaker 2: could buy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, says or his wife because she got half of

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Speaker 3: that'd actually be a good swipe. And him going like

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Speaker 3: I bought the Mona Lisa with what I got from

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Speaker 3: the divorce. Anyway, this did remind me, though, will the

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Speaker 3: fact that Stefan and disting Wi wants wants the French

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Speaker 3: to sell the Mona Lisa. It reminded me of when

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Speaker 3: your partner wants to sell something of yours.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're not a fan of something you own worth

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Speaker 1: a bit of money. It's like it's getting in the way.

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Speaker 1: Just sell it. You haven't used it for a long time.

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Speaker 3: The thing and then that's what I want to hear

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Speaker 3: right now thirteen one oh six fives and number. If

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Speaker 3: you are in that position, if there's something that your

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Speaker 3: partner owns and you really want to sell it, you

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Speaker 3: really want to get rid of it, give us a

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Speaker 3: call right now, what about it?

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Speaker 1: What about it?

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Speaker 2: For the shoes on the other foot, like you know, look,

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Speaker 2: I'm an hysteria type. IM sorry about this, but if

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Speaker 2: you're a guy and your partner may just sell your

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Speaker 2: car or your motibike or your golf clubs, and you've

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Speaker 2: lived about it like you, you know, gave away your

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Speaker 2: prize possession.

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Speaker 1: We'll take that call, will Okay, we'll take it all.

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Speaker 2: Right, So thirty one oh six y five, has your

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Speaker 2: partner made you get rid of your prize possession?

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Speaker 1: What did it go for?

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Speaker 2: How upset are you about it? Or did you make

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Speaker 2: him get it out of the house and sell it?

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Speaker 2: Podcasting now Woods, Yeah, right now.

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Speaker 3: Well we're asking you, guys, thirteen one oh sixty five

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Speaker 3: if there is anything of your partners that you really

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Speaker 3: want to sell. You're sick of the thing, you want

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Speaker 3: to get it out of the house. If you're in

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Speaker 3: that situation, give us a call. And the rest we're

626
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Speaker 3: talking about it is because a French economist has suggested

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Speaker 3: that the Fringe should sell the Mona Lisa. Yeah, and

628
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Speaker 3: you might think to yourself, oh god, how's that going

629
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Speaker 3: to help them? Well, he's valued it at.

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Speaker 1: Eighty three billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: Eighty three billion dollars, which is, you know, as much

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Speaker 2: as their entire economic stimulus package, so it would totally

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Speaker 2: bail them out, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Because they are in a bad way at the moment

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Speaker 3: because of COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: So you know, obviously it's pretty interesting.

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Speaker 3: But as we were discussing before, there's not many people

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Speaker 3: who can buy the Mona Lisa for for the ripe

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Speaker 3: old price of eighty three billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: No, apart from Jeff Bezos.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it wouldn't that be a funny phone called

642
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Speaker 3: Macron calling Bezos and being like, Bezars, what are your egging?

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Speaker 3: I don't think that further all, Jules, Jeff Bezos, Jeff,

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Speaker 3: I was throwing the steak knives. I've got Naden here

645
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Speaker 3: on thirty one sixty five, Nadine. They're saying of your

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Speaker 3: partners that you want.

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Speaker 8: To sell, yeah, nineteen sixty five restored lame breather scooter.

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Speaker 1: Ohh like a do you mean like a like an

649
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Speaker 1: old school moped?

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Speaker 8: Like some people would say like this, But it's a

651
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Speaker 8: lame brother, it's a bit of kind, he would say.

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Speaker 8: And he's living back to review. It's but always great.

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Speaker 8: M leads a lot of love and attention and.

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Speaker 1: Has he got a name for it? And a dean

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Speaker 1: does he call it something? No, he does, He just

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Speaker 1: doesn't tell you.

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Speaker 3: He just doesn't.

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Speaker 8: He's probably see quite a bit when something's not working,

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Speaker 8: but he's never buying parts for it, and.

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Speaker 2: It's more of a more hindrance than a help.

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Speaker 3: I've got to say thanks for the corn to day.

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Speaker 3: And it's a bloke. I've never understood that car. I

663
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Speaker 3: get it stuff and they spend fixing it all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm not into cars.

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Speaker 2: I'm not into cars, but I've got two very old

666
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Speaker 2: record players that need constant maintenance and fixing.

667
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's you get easily addicted to it to

668
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Speaker 1: fixing it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's quite I quite enjoy that process.

670
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Speaker 2: The other day, I'm quite relaxed when I'm thinking about

671
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Speaker 2: how to fix something to enjoying something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Maybe it's I don't

673
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Speaker 1: know about I don't think it is just a guy.

674
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Speaker 3: I think.

675
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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some of the women that we've.

676
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 3: Got Jamie here thirty one O six five, Jamie, would

677
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Speaker 3: you you've got saying of your partners you want to.

678
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 8: Sell his Michael Jordan basketball cards, they would.

679
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: Be top price right now.

680
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, trying to tell him because that documentary just coming

681
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 8: out and I'm like.

682
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, now's the time you want to do. Now's the

683
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: time to sell. Jamie's a great door.

684
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Speaker 3: Jamie, would you want to use the show to sell

685
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 3: the cards because the men's great platform for it, if

686
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: you know, if you give us five percent, of course, Jamie,

687
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 3: she's hung up, So fair enough.

688
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Speaker 1: I thought it was a good offer. Now woulds Wolds before?

689
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: Before before we go on, we're obviously talking about the

690
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 2: five percent too much?

691
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was a bit of a steep offer. Now

692
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 3: before we go on, we we're talking about prize possessions. Yeah,

693
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Speaker 3: selling prize Possessions's most prize possessions?

694
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Speaker 2: The mona, Lisa, what's your most prized possession? Oh, physical

695
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: price possession.

696
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: Don't not funny, not funny, not funny. It's a thing

697
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: behind me, isn't that. It's not funny, not funny, it's

698
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: a thing behind me. Yes, it's a stepper, Yes, your

699
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: exercise stepper.

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00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: Yes, really very important to be morning routines, otherwise I

701
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: can't leave the house. It's a whole, it's a there's

702
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 3: a lot of mental attachment to that. It's my routine.

703
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 3: So it's obviously not a joke.

704
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: Obviously not. It's been on Facebook market place today. That's

705
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: really not funny. I can speak to the leading bidder

706
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: podcasting now.

707
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 2: Now, look, the Mona Lisa Mona Lisa France is selling.

708
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: France have been told that they could sell their most

709
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: prize possession, which is the Mona Lisa, for something over

710
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: eighty billion dollars, which would be them out.

711
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Speaker 1: Of economic debt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.

712
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: I was just sort of thinking to myself, geez, the

713
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: idea of selling prize possessions awful thing to do, awful

714
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: thing to have to do, but entertaining to.

715
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Speaker 1: Hear somebody's squirm, cruel people is on the line.

716
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Speaker 3: Now, what's uh? At the end, just before that song,

717
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Speaker 3: I asked you what your most prized possession was.

718
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, well and good what it is?

719
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: Didn't need an answer. It's it's my step out. So look,

720
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: it's an exercise stepper. It's it's it's a couple of pedals.

721
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 2: I'm pushing on it right now. They push up and down.

722
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 2: So the reason and you do you do exercise.

723
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Speaker 1: On these in the morning? That's exactly right. Yeah, when

724
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: you think.

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Speaker 3: It'll be your TV or you know, I don't care

726
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Speaker 3: have my TV.

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Speaker 1: I don't care.

728
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Speaker 3: I mean take my eyes, don't take my step seriously

729
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 3: because and it's from America, because it's made out of

730
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 3: aeroplane material, because I've actually melted, because I've melted down

731
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 3: three of these things before, because the plastic melts, So

732
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Speaker 3: it's going to be quality stuff. And this is made

733
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Speaker 3: out of Yes, I can, and you know I work

734
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 3: it hard on that.

735
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Speaker 2: And I mean the other reason you're like this is

736
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: because this is responsible for retaining your what you call.

737
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Speaker 3: Your perfect peach, your bottom, my ensured peach, that's right.

738
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Speaker 3: And if I lose the peach, the career goes with it. Yeah, well,

739
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 3: well it's the money maker with my side.

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Speaker 1: He cares a lot. He cares a lot about the

741
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: step where every one what you didn't know?

742
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: What is that I put the stepper up on Facebook

743
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: marketplace about two hours ago.

744
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: It's not fun. Attracted a bit of interest, of course

745
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: it did.

746
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 3: It's an incredibly valuable piece of equipment. Will you can't

747
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 3: get it now because you can't get it from America?

748
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: Will okay? Okay, just can't. I can tell you fight up.

749
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: I've got the leading bidder on the phone right now

750
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: just to see, just to make you an offer, to

751
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 3: make Charlie here, Charlie, how are you hi?

752
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 1: Good? Thanks?

753
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 5: How are you boys?

754
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

755
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: Really good? Now, Charlie, you've seen the step up. You

756
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: can see what it can.

757
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: You know it can sculptor behind made out of aeroplane aluminium.

758
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: You've got an offer. You've got an offer for Woody.

759
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?

760
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 5: Okay, so Woody, I'm happy to pay around twenty five

761
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Speaker 5: bucks for it.

762
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 4: I've got a pair of my favorite.

763
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Speaker 8: Converse and we've got t two years ago and they

764
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Speaker 8: are one of my prime sussessions.

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to truck them.

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Speaker 8: In as well.

767
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Speaker 3: Well, good on your Charlie, may not do obviously, it's

768
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 3: got one okay, well thinking.

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00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 8: I can it suited that as well, as long as

770
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Speaker 8: postage and delivery was included. But I saw you in

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00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 8: the Mardi Gras in Sydney. Oh yeah, and I thought

772
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 8: I saw what this step I can do.

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Speaker 4: It's very nice and I'm happy for you to deliver

774
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 4: it in your in the shorts.

775
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: That you call for my graph.

776
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 3: Well, you and I both know I wasn't wearing shorts

777
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: at Mardi Gras.

778
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Speaker 1: I was in Asslet's chap but it wasn't on radio. Ye,

779
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: fair enough.

780
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 5: Arlie.

781
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for the compliment, but no deal.

782
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 5: Charlie.

783
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: Obviously the cold bloody love that that was the highest

784
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: bit of twenty five dollars. Oh yeah, that's it mate.

785
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: It's a piece of crap. It don't touch it, Stop

786
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: touching it, Stop touching it. I love that you saw

787
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: Mary gra and then you blooded to call for the thing.

788
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: That skull was good advertisement for the podcasting.

789
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: Now, the Live from the Porch Extravaganza is in a

790
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 3: phenomenal spot. I have locked in for next week, every

791
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 3: single day and amazing Australian perfore Me is going to

792
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 3: be performing live from this very porch for you guys.

793
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: We've got Ross Noble, We've got Naith Valvo, We've got

794
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 3: Anthony Khala and wow we will This is who I

795
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 3: locked in yesterday, Daryl Breathwaite, you're actually you're you're you're

796
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: interested again, Hang.

797
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 4: On a minute just for me, okay, yeah, just looking

798
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 4: at the calendar.

799
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unbelievable.

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00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: Ca Wow, I mean, Will did you did you did

801
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: your Yeah?

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00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 3: It was a big yet I mean I mean, how

803
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 3: are you feeling about this whole thing? Uh?

804
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: Increasingly excited given the last week, If you know, I

805
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 2: think it's good to share the journey with everyone.

806
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: It's good to remark on your failures. Like you had

807
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: a dog on the airwaves on Friday. I don't recall

808
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: that howl. Have we got the dog there? Wow? Is

809
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: that it?

810
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 3: Can we delete that audio please? Because that's that's rather embarrassing.

811
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 3: There's no to keep bringing that up.

812
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: Well, well, I think what I'm saying is you've You've

813
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 2: come a long waywards. So down breathwait for the dog

814
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: is a body good effort. I'm pumped about next week.

815
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: I know the neighbors are around. Here's a bit of

816
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 2: a buzz. Yeah, come watch from their front lawns. They're

817
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: very excited about that. Absolutely, there's a buzz. Bill, there's

818
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: a buzz. There's no doubt about it.

819
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: But wait till you.

820
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Speaker 3: I mean that buzz is going to turn into a

821
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 3: volcano because will I have got the number of not

822
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: Nicole Kidman, but I have the number of her direct manager,

823
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: Nicole Kidman.

824
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman, what's Kidman going to do on the porch?

825
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Speaker 1: I was thinking, monologue, you wanted to do a scene

826
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: from Mulan Rouge, that'd be great. A I mean she

827
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 1: came and did come what may.

828
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Speaker 3: But I just don't think she's going to be doing

829
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 3: that you and MacGregor. She would obviously play McGregor, but

830
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 3: she's an intertentational superstar.

831
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the fact of the matter is what's she

832
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: doing at the moment? Movie productions are after? Are kids?

833
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: What she can bring the kids? Will she can bring?

834
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: The kids can hang out in the kitchen.

835
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Speaker 2: I don't even know why I'm debating this with you,

836
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: because you're not going to be able to get Nicole

837
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: Kidman to come out to the burbs and do a

838
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 2: monologue on your poor which in front of me and

839
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 2: your neighbor Michelle and Anthony.

840
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: I know Anthony's crossed the road.

841
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 3: What doesn't matter what she does.

842
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, Kidman can do whatever

843
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: she likes.

844
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 2: You genuinely think you're gonna get into col Kiman here. Yes,

845
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 2: no one has a fake number.

846
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 3: You genuinely think you're got to manage this is one

847
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 3: hundred percent her direct managers.

848
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful, I'm looking forward to this. Are you gonna shoot?

849
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I've got an amazing an opportunity for you.

850
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Speaker 1: Darryl, his name is Darryl. Yes, I think you got

851
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: a fake number. No, I don't. We've got the number there.

852
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: Let's let's do it. Let's let's shut you up, will All,

853
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: Let's shut you up? All right for it? I can't

854
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: wait to speak. Hey, how a you going?

855
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 3: This is our Woody from willim Wood. He got a

856
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 3: drive show in Australia. I'm just calling because of an

857
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 3: opportunity I have for Ms Kidman with who I Oh, sorry,

858
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 3: I got it through a contact here in Australia. Sorry

859
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 3: the name just escapes me for the moment. But on

860
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 3: what I'm what I'm calling for Nicole Kidman. So basically

861
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 3: I'm putting on a bit of an extravaganza here in

862
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 3: Australia where a whole bunch of performers going to be performing.

863
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 3: Daryl Breathwaite. I'm not sure if you've heard of Daryl Breathwaite.

864
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: He's a really huge singer in Australia going to be

865
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 3: performing on the porch. And I was interested in maybe

866
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: Nicle getting involved.

867
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 5: I don't even think we were allowed to fly internationally

868
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 5: right now, Like my wife isn't even allowed to walk

869
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 5: older Palmerini's at the same time, what are you talking about?

870
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: Well, my information is that Nicole is actually in Australia.

871
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 5: I'm not a liberty.

872
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 4: He's evolging that information.

873
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 3: Okay, well I know I know that, I know, I

874
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 3: know she's in Australia, so so she could get here.

875
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 3: So look, but oh, I need at the end of

876
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: the day is to see if Nicole's interested. So if

877
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 3: you could maybe pass on her details, then I could

878
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 3: I could speak to her.

879
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you said you're with the BBC. No, oh yeah,

880
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go now by.

881
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 3: Well just well before you go, you can't get an

882
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 3: email address or.

883
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Speaker 4: Something www dot go sit on yourself.

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, professional. That was unprofessional. That was very unprofessional.

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Speaker 1: It was amazing. I can't believe her rude that blog was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was very rude.

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Speaker 3: Unnecessarily opportunity for Nicole kid she's been miss she.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, she hasn't been, because that number that you

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Speaker 2: got was actually one that I fared to the producers.

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Speaker 1: That's a friend of mine. Why are you bringing me

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Speaker 1: down front of me? Why are you cutting me down

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Speaker 1: from my knees?

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Speaker 2: Because why because you thought you could have Nicole Kidman

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Speaker 2: on the porch?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you got down on Braithway. But that was outrageous.

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Speaker 2: You needed to be brought down, and I'm glad to

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Speaker 2: have a public.

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Speaker 1: Producer l J. She's let me down.

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Speaker 3: You can go and sit on yourself. As far as

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Speaker 3: I'm concerned, I've had enough. You go back to the

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Speaker 3: drawing board and try and get someone realistic out here. Well,

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Speaker 3: it's outrageous.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were supportive. What's what's We're not going

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