WEBVTT - Why Do Men Lie About Their Shoe Size? 👦👟 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.600 The Flex and Rooms Daily Podcast, brought to you by. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:06.720 Listen here. 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:09.120 Okay, enough funny business. 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:11.880 Can I ask a question. What's the worst gift you 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:13.039 ever got from a boyfriend? 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:13.880 Lipstick? 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:15.760 Oh? That's the worst. 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:16.080 It was. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.040 It was my birthday and he bought me this lipstick. 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.560 What was the brand? It's from Mecca, really good lipstick. 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.919 Pretty sure, I still got it. It's Shanta Cala, Shanta Kai, 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.920 Shanta Kai. All he bought was a lipstick. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:30.400 Oh that's the worst gift. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.360 Yes, at least chop out like one hundred. 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:34.760 And fifty how many years it been? 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.879 Yeah a hear Yeah, okay, so you know what hit 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.680 me because three months earlier at Christmas, I'm getting a 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.519 veritable buffet of gifts, like four gifts. 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.479 Oh so he kind of like he blew his load 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:48.640 with that when he was like, oh, we got it. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:52.080 However, I will say we'd go to Bali two months 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:56.640 before and he did pay for that. But like, why 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.760 turn the tap off on the third gift giving? 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:00.960 Yeah, this is what I'm saying. You have to start 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.400 as you intend to finish, So you can't, like I said, 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.520 give it your best shot and then start, you know. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.240 But this is also The tricky thing about gift giving 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.000 because are you in the camp of people who are 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.120 like it needs to be like almost like a surprise, 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:13.440 or do you want to say, oh, I. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.840 Don't want to fugle you surprise, I shill always crack 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.640 it at Christmas? Or my mum would like branch out 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.160 and get me one surprise would make me so mad 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.600 that I wanted to punch a wall. Why because I 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.240 love my mum. But if it wasn't right, you know, 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:25.759 I want to like. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.880 It's not right, it's not right, and now I gotta 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:29.600 be a preacher. Do you feel that. I feel that 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:32.080 because I see every now and then I do this 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:33.960 thing where I'm like, I can be different, you know, 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.520 Like at the start of October, I was like, I'm 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.280 gonna be a passive princess. I'm not gonna I'm just 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.160 gonna like let things happen. No, try that for a 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.560 seven days. It was torturous. I remember with one of 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.960 my boyfriends. I was like, you know, I'm gonna try 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.560 like letting you decide what you want to get me, 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.800 you know, like I trust you. Yeah, I don't know 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.080 what I was thinking because I knew what I wanted, 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:55.360 but I was like, Max, I wanna say, you can 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:59.360 get it. I just moved house. Naturally annually I do it, 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.360 and he I want to get you a practical gift. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:06.240 I was like, okay, cool, okay, so what's that? This 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.639 guy got me a microwave number one. I don't even 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:18.880 eat left a microwave. He got me like this chrome 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:22.240 cast thing. I don't want to watch anything on a TV. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:27.440 Dude like all this, Like, he got me like a blender. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:32.840 I'm like, shut up, honestly, I'm drowning under the confusion. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.919 And he was so stoked. He's like She's like, He's 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:38.600 like and he was going He's like, no, you're gonna 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.240 this is why because like the blenders, Like I know 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:44.120 you like Smoothie by Boost. I make Boost. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:45.560 There's a big different son. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.640 And then from there, I'm like cracking the whip. At 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:52.399 all times. I'm like, do not ever deviate you want 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.480 to you want to get me a gift, here's a list. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:59.360 Let's bring back brattism. Be spoilt little brat. Did you 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:03.680 ever do that beauty test? You should do it. You 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:08.720 did choke me before. Literally, anyway, we're giving up. We're 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.160 giving away too much Flecks, just this wave of an idiot. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.480 I had a big ass breeder for a madmex about one. 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.880 Let's stop in there, Let's get as I said, I 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.680 want to say this one TikTok. Imagine the food that 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:26.080 you've eaten then being inside of your stomach fucked up. Oh, 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.519 abolish it anyway, whatever, let's. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.600 Go Fleck and Frooms. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.960 Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you. Starting off 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.800 on a somber note, Frooms did leave her mug in 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:43.720 the work bathroom. It is unfortunately a breach of our 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:50.320 comfort and our trust. Why are the sanitary hygienic work 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:55.160 mugs in the unsanitary work bathroom? Through Mini please advice. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.960 Look, I did have a keep cup today, so I 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.280 went and took a mug from the kitchen and out 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:03.120 got a coffee at the coffee shop. Finish it, obviously, 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.440 finished the coffee, run straight to the bathroom. Ye use 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.920 the coffee cup in the bathroom, every intention to take 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.040 it out and put in the kitchen. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.360 Oh so you've done your bit for the environment, but 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.440 not for your fellow men. I understand. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.720 Yeah, the felat man not got to be around, so 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.960 I might as well piss you off. Now, flixie, I 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.040 want to tell you about what happens when you die, 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:21.800 which seems like clu. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.280 I can tell you what happens. 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:27.400 Okay, let me tell you what it's about to go down. 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:29.400 This is a TikTok. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:33.080 This new study made be excited to die. Researchers were 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.480 able to study what happens when you die by going 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.719 to five hundred and sixty seven patients who were having 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:41.120 cardiac arrests and while they were being resuscitated, studying. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:42.480 Their brain, not asking them questions. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.640 They could see that people trying to resuscitate them they 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.120 were aware that they were dying, but they also felt 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.279 this pull towards a place that felt like home in 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.320 their brains. They found that the neurons no longer had 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:55.040 the same inhibition they did when someone was not quote 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.800 unquote dying, So their brain started firing in all these 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:59.920 really intense ways. They didn't really have their lives flash 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.640 before their eyes, but they had this really strong sense 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.600 of moral judgment of their life, going through every aspect 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.800 of their life and almost seeing if what they had 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.320 done had followed proper ethics and moral values. This is 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.800 a fascinating study that makes you realize you need to 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.360 be a good person because right before you die, you're 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.919 going to be assessing whether or not you were a 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.040 good person. But also that the experience of dying is 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:20.480 going to be very out of body and you know, 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.040 honestly croaking my pickle. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.400 Yeah, I disagree with that one. So like, let's say 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:29.240 you are about to die, and then you start measuring 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.720 your life against a moral and ethical code. Hello, keyword, 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.120 you're about to die. Live it up, live it up, 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.080 live it out. That's not the time to be judging yourself. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.800 Get off it. This is it narcissistic? 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:45.440 No, we need some self positive informations as you day. Yeah. Also, 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.760 we always talk about this, what is what are morals? 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.560 What are morals? Does this name? 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.000 We shouldn't have morals full stop? 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.240 I think we need a couple just to get by. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:58.320 But I also feel like the emphasis should be living fully. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.280 So even if there's some look back on, you can 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.680 say with certainty, you know it's a bit red hot 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.440 in a few of those years, but I lived, true, 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.960 lived well. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.640 It makes me think it's like, if you're gonna die anyway, 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.560 who cares if you go through the roller deecks. It's 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.920 kind of like when people go, oh, I'm wearing good 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.840 undies in case you get hit by a bus and die. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:23.560 Yeah, and you die, base, that's it, Flex and frooms. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.240 I've just had a sip from my coke no sugar. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.240 I'm more of a diet coke girl. The coke no 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.919 sugar tastes like a regular coke but with no sugar, 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.960 whereas the diet coke has a softer, lighter flavor profile. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.240 I'm all about a regular coke. The last thing I 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.800 want is any kind of diet sugar free whatever. Whatever 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.440 I'm gonna do it, Let's crank it. Give me the 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.800 stixy tablespoons of sugar. Who gets raised my veins? 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:46.840 Flex, I've got a This is kind of like an 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.040 am I the asshole, but it's more like a relationship 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.440 advice issue. It is from a woman who writes, is 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:54.560 it a bad idea to get my boyfriend a dog? 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:56.000 Oh? 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:57.279 Hard the dome? 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:58.680 Yeah, let's have a look. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:06:59.320 Absolutely. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.400 Hi, I twenty three year old female, have been with 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:06.400 my boyfriend twenty four year old male for four years. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.960 Who this year, he's mentioned multiple times that he wishes 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:12.360 he had a puppy, specifically a chiuaba. He's one of 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:15.320 yours mucking and that he would love to have something 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:16.760 to hang out with and take care of. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.560 I feel that something is not specific enough for me. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:23.840 However, I know that he won't actually take the steps 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.560 to get one, because he tends to need to be 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.000 pushed a little in order to make big decisions or 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:32.120 changes himself. My baby prints. So I found out that 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:35.560 a couple in my neighborhood have some newborn chihuahuas that 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.360 they're going to be selling at the end of November. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.840 I decided that I'm going to surprise my boyfriend with 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.760 a chihuahua as a Christmas present. I went over there 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.440 and told a couple I was interested. I even picked 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.920 out which dog I'd be buying. I mentioned this to 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:49.280 my friend and she insists that surprising someone with an 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.760 animal is a really bad idea. I thought it would 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:54.920 be nice and thoughtful, and now she has me second 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.440 guessing that what does everyone else think? Too long, don't 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.520 read I want to surprise my boyfriend with a puppy 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.120 is a Christmas present? Trying to determine whether or not 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:03.920 this is a recipe for disaster. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:09.120 There's a distinction between a push and making the decision 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.160 for him. You know what I'm saying. You know, one 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.840 is one is saying, hey, there are some chuahas for sale, 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:16.280 what do you reckon? And if he said, oh yeah, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:17.920 I really want to get one, they said, okay, cool, 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.800 I'll book an appointment. That's a push. But getting a 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:25.520 non consensual pet for someone is so hectic. I have 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.800 just come to terms very recently that I really don't 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.840 like people who buy pets as successories, because I know 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.720 I would be that person and it's not a good thing. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:36.920 Like my decision making for wanting to get a pet, 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.920 I don't have one, by the way, is well, which 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:40.439 breed do I want to get? And I want to 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.520 get a cute one and one that has this kind 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:46.840 of coloring, you know, for coloring, And before you know it, 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.760 you're not thinking I gotta be with this thing for 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:50.319 fifteen years. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.880 Now buying a house one hundred percent. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.960 I did that on a whim. Two But but I 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.480 wasn't hurting anyone in that process, you know what I mean, 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.840 Like I was atually building something stable for my own future. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.400 This random dog that I'm going to pick because it 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.760 looks cute, and then decide that I have the capacity 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.640 to look after it. I don't like that at all. 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.360 In this instance as well, I was talking to someone 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.640 the other day or maybe like a month ago, now 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.320 who his The reason why him and his girlfriend broke 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.960 up is because she bought an impulsive pet called him 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.520 up one day they lived together and said, hey, like, 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.720 I just was at the shops. I saw this really 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:29.040 cute pet. I'm like, I got it, like it's dunt dog. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.920 I should have clarified that sounds odd. I saw a 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.040 really cute pet, saw a really cute dog. And he 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.280 was like, okay, like I made shops. Yeah, even that's 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.160 where I draw the one. He's like, yeah, maybe not. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.080 She's like I already got it, like it's already confirmed, 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.439 Like I'm picking it up. I'm taking it home now, 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.240 but I need to go out letter, so can you 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.600 look after it? They come home, they have this huge 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.720 fight because she cannot understand where he's coming from. You 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.959 just gon't buy pets randomly. Naturally. She does not look 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.600 after it. She does not train it, feed it, walk it, 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.400 none of it. They break up. Obviously he's still has 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:00.800 the pet. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.560 I mean maybe he's growing to love the pet. 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:06.920 Oh, they like obsessed, like it's great it's a happy ending, 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:08.800 but it could have been an unhappy ending. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.480 Well, I've been in this position perform. When me and 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:15.080 my sister were kids, her friend bought her a cat 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:18.880 whoa like a kitten. Of course, it's very presumptuous. You 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.120 sister loved it. Of course, my friends are kind of like, 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.440 this is crazy. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.800 It's the whole responsibility you sign me up for. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:27.559 So the friend bought my sister the cat. And then 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.880 the friend's younger sister came over to hang out at 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:35.520 our house, and I had a canary called tweety What 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:38.760 does a little girl do? The little girl crabs tweety 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.840 no out of my cage and puts it in front 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.800 of the cag and the cat. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.640 You were in the room with a whole sociopath. 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:51.440 The cat bit my canary's head off. So then obviously 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:52.400 I had to get another canary. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.640 What was it called tweety tweety too? Yeah, of course 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:56.920 tweety too. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:02.200 Naturally, imine that playing with a little sick honestly, but 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:07.160 I don't really care for pets, so I wasn't that sad. No, 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.160 I'm kidding, Rope, She's not kidding. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:14.080 I'm not kidding. She's one that is terrifying. I hate 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.439 that story. Don't get your boyfriend the chihuahua as sweet 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.160 as you think. It might be the one thing I 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.120 know about people who are in relationships, they break up. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:21.800 Yeah they do? Do they do? 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.960 And you know the worst thing about a breakup is 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.760 you're stuck with those memories and that trauma, and he's 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.960 gonna be stuck with the physical embodiment of your failed relationship. 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.760 Not that you're breaking up, no god, no, no, no 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.000 no no, but you could. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.280 Leave that little body thing in the cage. Please, thanks truly, 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.520 This is flex and frooms for me. 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:49.720 Has only had, you know, two career paths in her life. 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.880 One was selling window tint and the second being a 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:58.280 media personality. I have had a bajillion, bajillion jobs career paths. 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:01.640 The whole thing started at McDonald's, as you do. How 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.719 many years, I don't know. I did three months. Yeah, 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:05.960 I don't think I did very long. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.480 You were definitely the one with the headset on bar. 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.320 No no, no, no no. I was in the drive through, and 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.080 then I was front cashier, and then it was just 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.080 a lot like it was very high stress, and I 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:17.520 just went there to hunt with my friends because we 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.319 all got jobs. There wasn't I wasn't serious. Worked at Diva, 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.640 the jewelry store. Rip, you are such a dance, such 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:27.080 a d guy. Worked at Some Last Heart did a 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.800 bunch of things right, But there was a point in time. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:33.640 I worked at Bets Shoes and Zoo Shoes, right, and 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:37.560 Zoo Shoes was a footwear store for men and women. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.040 Very cool, very cool. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:41.080 I worked at the Bondai one. So if you know, 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:44.120 you know, and so generally when we do I my 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:47.040 best friend there Sully shout out, that's what we meant. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.040 The store was split in two men's shoes on one side, women' 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.840 shoes on the other. And then often what would happen 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:53.959 when two people were working, you'd separate and you kind 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.800 of tackle one or the other generally, right, and then 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.640 you kind of developed your habit of knowing who to 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.920 sell to. And I just always selling to men. I 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.360 felt like it was an easy sale. It is what 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.680 it is, internalized misogyny much, No, not at all. It's 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:10.199 just like in that was like a play joke. Babes, 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:11.480 you're a comedian. They got a lamb better? 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:13.599 Why am I? 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:15.720 Why are. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:19.120 Something is gone? 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:23.760 All right? So The reason why I'm bringing this up 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:25.360 is because the other day I was on my Love 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.720 Island show. I've got a text with Josh and flex. Josh, 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:31.240 my co host, complimented my shoes, my Balantiaca crocs the 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:35.080 greatest right now, other ones. But I was wearing my 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.719 slip on crocs and then I said, He's like, well, 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.920 what size are you? And then I was like, oh, 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.240 I'm a men's eight and a half nine. And I 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.679 was like, what size are you? Am you going to 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:46.760 say you're an eleven? And he was like, oh yeah, 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.720 I am like I'm like an eleven. I'm like, yeah, okay, 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.920 because all men are size elevens. He's like, what are 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:55.160 you talking about. I'm like, in my experience, the majority 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.640 of men who walked into this shoe store, you'd say, hey, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.400 what size are you? They'd be like, I don't know 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.360 either one, I don't know. I gotta ask my girlfriend, 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.000 I got to ask my mom. Those were the answers. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.439 And if it wasn't those three, the fourth are size 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:15.040 eleven twelve. Okay, so you've got liars, liars, liars liars, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:19.240 So naturally I'm talking to Josh and I say, okay, cool, 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.880 let me try on your shoes. I'll bet I'll fit them. Betty, 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:27.000 you try my shoes? What does he do? He swoops, 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.640 he's went to the Plantager Croc Perfect fit, perfect fit. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.960 He said he was a size eleven. So he's like, 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.200 whoa he' said these seem a little big. They seem 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.520 a little big. Maybe your feet are big at no faith, No, no, no, 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.960 I'm a size eight and a half. Nine men, you're 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:44.360 also a size eight and a half, he said, he's 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.160 here eleven. I don't want to hear it. So back 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.120 in the shoe store, though, every time, pull out of 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.480 size eleven and we get a ten down just in case. 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.960 Not climbate that latter twice for this guy who's a lie. 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:56.680 So you give me eleven. Oh, these seem like they 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.720 made kind of big. Did you want to size down? 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.000 I'm usually an eleven. Oh okay, these ones seem to 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.320 be made big. Maybe try it. Maybe try the ten. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.600 Do you have a half size ten and a half? 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:09.960 No we don't. You just get to get the ten, 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.760 bring out the ten, put it on. Yeah, these seem huge. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.920 These seem really really big. I mean, do you want 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.720 to try the size down? It just seems like a 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:21.000 weird making model. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Majority of the time 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.600 these men were size eighth and size nines, and there's 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.120 no shame in it. You're just not all built like 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.560 a size eleven. It's like, how there are no guys 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.000 who are five to eleven. It's a fake hut. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:35.360 It is a fake hut. What is with all this dysmorphia? Guys? 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.480 Do you know what? I can't even throw shade because 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.560 I've been going through my own battle with dysmalphia shout out. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.360 So in my head, I'm a tall person, I swear 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:47.160 to you. In my head, I'm five ten, maybe even 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.440 five eleven, And it only dawned to me in the 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:51.760 last six months or so because I'm always wearing a 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.240 high ponytail and a platform. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:54.200 Yes always. 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:58.160 The platform is giving three inches maybe four. The pony 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:01.080 is giving an extra one or two. I'm walking around 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.720 five ten, five eleven looking at fellow five ten to 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.240 being like, where this is us? We're in it together. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:07.720 It's not your community, bit, it's not. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.040 Because I stand next to someone who I perceived to 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.280 be short and they're. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.440 Towering over meus me. 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:16.200 It's cooked. So I'm working through it. You'll notice today 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.000 I'm not doing the high pony because I'm practicing what 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:20.480 it's like to show up as myself. Obviously wearing the 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.600 three inches because don't be ridiculous, they're. 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:26.840 Bigger than three inches. You've got these massive black blints. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:29.200 No, I don't know. I don't know. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:30.640 That's at least five inches. 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.840 Anyway, So to me and the men lying about our 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.960 heights and shoe size, this is what it is. No shade, 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:37.080 just in confessions. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:38.560 Get closer to your real self. 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.560 This is flex and frooms on Kita. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.440 The other day, I bumped my knuckle on the corner 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:48.040 of my bathroom mirror cabinet. It sort of nicked a 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.440 bit of skin, It didn't bleed. Didn't think much of it. 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:54.600 Why is it raised? Why is there a bump, and 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:55.720 why does it still hurt? 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:58.320 Let me tell you why. That was actually a figment 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.320 of your imagination that occurrence. But what really happened was 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:06.000 while you're asleep, Edwin Colin came in and had a 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.480 little nibbling on your finger. Just get a little taste. 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.879 See if you're rolling with that, Oh blood type. 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:14.879 I think I am, oh blood time really yeah, I 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:15.240 just knew. 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:21.919 Ready, listen to this. That's Edward Clin cracking open a 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:23.080 can of your blood. Girl. 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.480 That's really romantic. Thank you so much for sharing number two. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:30.280 Four years, I've been plagued with moving into apartments with 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:34.760 bad tasting tap water. Every time I expressed this concern, 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.320 people gas like me. They don't say, let me come 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.720 over and try the tap water. They say, no, no, no, no, 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.600 you must be picky, or only people who don't drink 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:44.879 water enough don't know what water should taste, like Laddy 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.720 daddy dada out. No I've tasted at all. What I've 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.600 done is every time someone comes over, I make them 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.160 taste the tapwater. And what do they say? Oh, my goodness, 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.359 so true, your pipes might be too fresh. Then I 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.199 start doing some googlings, and I was like, yeah, there 0:17:58.280 --> 0:17:59.560 is like a bit of that taste. It's like you 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:02.760 know when you get a new aluminium lined bottle, it 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.480 has that taste. You know, it's probably what's happening in 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.840 your apartment. And the good tasting water is from you know, 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:13.280 I don't want to say it, but decrepit taps, really, 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:17.560 I think. So that's the only correlation. You move somewhere fresh, 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:20.320 you get the fresh pipes. You're getting all the chemicals 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:23.000 and the things that we used to like make the pipe, 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:25.560