Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: The rumors will circulate, Oh my god, sensory overload.
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Show, one thousand, two hundred and forty.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Patsy, morning boys, Good morning Jack.
Speaker 4: Good morning guys.
Speaker 5: Now we work for a radio station. By like any
Speaker 5: business you work for, whether it's a radio station, it's
Speaker 5: still a corporate body with all this kind of endless compliance.
Speaker 5: I never had to do all these kind of compliance
Speaker 5: training in the UK.
Speaker 4: English is the worst part of the year.
Speaker 5: Endless admin and like so yesterday we were sent an
Speaker 5: angry email by the boss that Jack and I had
Speaker 5: been singled out for being non compliant.
Speaker 1: That was a language use.
Speaker 5: It's that something you're just working for, like a Wonham
Speaker 5: Hog office, lies non compliant. And obviously this dutil in
Speaker 5: nature of what we do. There's no the office isn't
Speaker 5: it's just us.
Speaker 4: No, there's no forks, no heavy machinery.
Speaker 5: Not lifting anything from the niece, you know, or assessing
Speaker 5: there's been a spellach you know, what to do with
Speaker 5: hazardous chemicals that are in the office place. But anyway, So,
Speaker 5: did you have to do this work health safety thing yesterday?
Speaker 4: Yesterday?
Speaker 5: So I did it a couple of months ago, and
Speaker 5: I failed. You've only got to get eighty percent. It's
Speaker 5: eighty basic questions and a lot of them are well,
Speaker 5: they're all multiple choice and a lot of them are
Speaker 5: it's very clear. Like one of them was like, what
Speaker 5: can you do if you're stressed at work? And it
Speaker 5: was three options and the fourth one was be aggressive
Speaker 5: to everybody. Obviously I didn't fill on that one, so
Speaker 5: I was I had to do it yesterday. So I
Speaker 5: said it again, you only got to get eighty percent.
Speaker 5: Failed it right? Then, I said to I.
Speaker 4: Thought, they only gave you one go or how many?
Speaker 1: No, No, I had to I had to speak to someone
Speaker 1: human resources to get two more passes and she said
Speaker 1: you have to. You have to pass right or you can't.
Speaker 1: What happens, she said, or it's a problem at work.
Speaker 5: Said all right, well, I won't come in. I'll see
Speaker 5: you next year. I revise over the summer. I said,
Speaker 5: it's probably a mystic if I don't come in. I
Speaker 5: am Christian o'conn of the Christian O'Connor show, there are
Speaker 5: more issues if I don't go in. If I promise
Speaker 5: not to lift anything, you don't you know who I am? Yes,
Speaker 5: so he says you have to get eighty percent. So
Speaker 5: I got my twenty year old daughter to sit next
Speaker 5: to me to help me do it right. She got
Speaker 5: me a few more questions right and then still failed.
Speaker 5: I then had to ring a friend on the show
Speaker 5: who had recently passed it as a kind of guide,
Speaker 5: and she was out your way.
Speaker 1: I can't name her loss. And she we went.
Speaker 5: Through it, questioned my question and guys, I know you'd
Speaker 5: be happy and proud of me. I passed, been such
Speaker 5: a journey, and please bend from the knees, keep your
Speaker 5: feet together and closer to the objects.
Speaker 4: You passed you. That is more controversial than those year
Speaker 4: twelve exams have their answers on the front page.
Speaker 1: But one question, I wasn't sure who amongst us?
Speaker 5: It was talking about the fire wardens at work, right,
Speaker 5: and so who who is the fire warden amongst us?
Speaker 6: No? None of us?
Speaker 5: But then why there's a fire because nine o'clock, after
Speaker 5: nine o'clock, the fire wardens are here. But what about
Speaker 5: now if there's a fire who guides us out?
Speaker 4: Put your hand up anywhere out there if you're a firewarden.
Speaker 6: Who no, no, no, one crickets when that because the
Speaker 6: fire alarm, the big red light is literally I'm staring
Speaker 6: at it. It's right outside in the hallway there. That
Speaker 6: flashes numerous times.
Speaker 5: We are the last people they are to leave because
Speaker 5: we're doing a radio show. I remember being live in
Speaker 5: London while they blew up a bus that had a
Speaker 5: suspensive bomb on it, while shook the whole building. Everyone
Speaker 5: evacuated the building apart from me and the team still
Speaker 5: doing the breakfast show. While they actually blew up a
Speaker 5: bus around one from the radio station while we on
Speaker 5: the whole building reverberated.
Speaker 1: You could hear it.
Speaker 5: The window shook and there was still a red flashing.
Speaker 5: We're like, just ignore that. Doing so we don't we
Speaker 5: don't have any fire gardens. We need it because when
Speaker 5: there was an earthquake. Do you remember the original earthquake?
Speaker 5: Like about half in the morning, Jack and I were
Speaker 5: having a meeting here in the studio.
Speaker 1: The building was shaking.
Speaker 5: You and I still tried to carry on having a
Speaker 5: meeting when other people were sort of moving out of
Speaker 5: the building.
Speaker 4: We paused. Paul looked at each other like.
Speaker 5: That was weird, and I thought it was the trades,
Speaker 5: because Australian trades, and maybe it was.
Speaker 1: But we carried on. So we're not safe.
Speaker 4: We're like the band playing on the Titanic as it down.
Speaker 5: Yes we need more, you know, we need first day
Speaker 5: training and we need to all become fire awardens for
Speaker 5: next year.
Speaker 1: The Guys Top Gun, Top Gun.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: So, Patsy, you went to see the preview last night
Speaker 1: of Mohana too?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Disney's Moana, the second installment. It was so good.
Speaker 6: It was really really good, just to.
Speaker 1: Compare with Gladiator to blood Thirsty.
Speaker 6: I don't know, I haven't seen Gladiator too, but I
Speaker 6: love this. If you've got kids coming up to holidays,
Speaker 6: of course, and you sort of, you know, stuck with
Speaker 6: what to do, go and see it.
Speaker 5: It's sorry because imagine no parents would have thought of that.
Speaker 1: So thank you. Led on the radio over Christmas.
Speaker 5: I wonder if the movie company sort of accidentally knew
Speaker 5: that this was the time of year when you might
Speaker 5: take a child around Christmas to a big Disney movie.
Speaker 4: Good on you.
Speaker 6: It was brilliant. So all the characters from the first,
Speaker 6: including Dwayne the Rock Johnson as Maui, are in this one.
Speaker 1: I love Wayne the Rock Johnson so cool.
Speaker 6: So it was good. It was great. The graphics were beautiful.
Speaker 6: You'll love it, trust me.
Speaker 1: I love the original. It's a great one. Seen the original.
Speaker 4: We watched the original just a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: and Bank and I were excited to go to the
Speaker 4: premiere last night as well in the lead up to it,
Speaker 4: but we dropped Gordion, Mom and dads went out for dinner.
Speaker 4: After dinner, you were like, you know what, we're having
Speaker 4: so much fun. Do we really want to go to
Speaker 4: the movies tonight? Canceled?
Speaker 1: But there's a there's a great freedom of that.
Speaker 5: The amount of times my wife and I have done
Speaker 5: that where you're going to your something, oh yeah, and
Speaker 5: you're just stopping off to have dinner and at the
Speaker 5: end of the meal, you've had a really nice time
Speaker 5: to get a catching up on that and you a
Speaker 5: really good mood, and go do.
Speaker 1: You want to we can we just go home?
Speaker 5: You feel free as you made a choice, you were
Speaker 5: actually and then you get back and you're somehow energized like, oh,
Speaker 5: we're about three hours before.
Speaker 1: We've done that. What should we do with this bonus
Speaker 1: time we've been gifted?
Speaker 4: This was exactly Yeah, it was giddy. The only the
Speaker 4: only thing that happened to destroy it was we bumped
Speaker 4: into the Joneses in the car.
Speaker 5: That will destroy That is a buzzk isn't it seeing
Speaker 5: them not seeing you destroying it?
Speaker 4: He just meant that you knew that we had we did.
Speaker 5: You've been spotted because miss trunch Bowl seeing you, isn't it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 6: It was quite funny because you guys came out of
Speaker 6: the lift in the car park. Jack looked very despondent
Speaker 6: and you were kind of wandering around. You looked to.
Speaker 5: But no, no, that is his resting face. You know
Speaker 5: some people have resting bitch face. Jack is to spotted.
Speaker 5: I came this morning. I saw that your car was here.
Speaker 5: I saw your lights. When I thought, oh, I just
Speaker 5: texted him, I went no, no. I saw a man
Speaker 5: hiding from.
Speaker 1: Work on his phone, eliminated by his.
Speaker 5: Phone, sat in his car, and I thought, oh, he'll
Speaker 5: probably get out now and come in with me.
Speaker 1: To do the show car. And he was He looked
Speaker 1: despondent patch.
Speaker 6: He just I was actually concerned for you for a
Speaker 6: brief second.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest. Okay, when you saw me last night,
Speaker 4: Bianchor and High had just had a small argument. I
Speaker 4: already decided that we'd had a great night and had
Speaker 4: a great dinner, and we were going home. Did you
Speaker 4: in the movie? Then we were walking back. He was
Speaker 4: at Melbourne Central at the Hoyts, but we're walking back
Speaker 4: through Melbourne Central to get to the car park. And
Speaker 4: this is such a cliche argument, you're going to think
Speaker 4: I made it up. Banker points at a bag in
Speaker 4: a shop window and says like, oh, look at that bag.
Speaker 4: And I said, oh, come on, no more bags. She's
Speaker 4: enough bags, Satchel's backpacks, handbags, she has enough bag.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't strong.
Speaker 4: It's too contentious just to say that exactly. But then
Speaker 4: so I said, hold on, no more bags. Then I
Speaker 4: got in trouble not for saying no more bags, but
Speaker 4: because the language I used was too controlling. And then
Speaker 4: we had.
Speaker 1: That is marriage.
Speaker 5: That's that's my wife and I have an argument about
Speaker 5: like tone and a word and semantics.
Speaker 4: So then we're both stopping with each other as well.
Speaker 1: This is why you didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, walked in there. I'm like doing that thing through
Speaker 4: the car park. We're kicking the ground. And then I
Speaker 4: hear from across the car park.
Speaker 1: Look, no, it's it's the bully in the hallway at
Speaker 1: school is going to shove you in a locker.
Speaker 6: Well, Ego was very pleasant, as she always is very
Speaker 6: happy to see is you, on the other hand, were
Speaker 6: like a six year old. He had just been stolen
Speaker 6: for doing something wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: When I get into the argument, it hangs over me
Speaker 4: for like an hour.
Speaker 1: Tell me what was going on in the car this morning?
Speaker 4: No, No, the car this morning. I was reading the
Speaker 4: Jong Long La News. I hadn't seen that yesterday, so
Speaker 4: that I was just cau.
Speaker 1: You're coase to the club. You don't even support them.
Speaker 4: No, I just found it surprisingly.
Speaker 5: Before I came in where near the studio. I need
Speaker 5: to really get across this long lives and get my resume.
Speaker 5: Christian is going to come from. It's always comes for me, always.
Speaker 1: Long my thaws, jack right out the gate.
Speaker 6: And the other thing. You never tell a woman she
Speaker 6: never needs any more bags, Christie, so many.
Speaker 1: In our relationship. It is sad to me. It's the
Speaker 1: other way around. It's me.
Speaker 5: There's always looking for My wife is in to bat
Speaker 5: at the moment, and she said, Oh, we're going to
Speaker 5: some big more than all of Dubai. I went, oh,
Speaker 5: if you see if you see a crossbody satchel.
Speaker 1: Do you even know that?
Speaker 5: Without even thinking about it, cross money satchel bag mid sized?
Speaker 1: She went, no more bags. I'm actually going to text
Speaker 1: that going that langcage is too controlling.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, How was your do yesterday?
Speaker 1: Patsy?
Speaker 6: You know what I did yesterday? And I think this
Speaker 6: is a key factor in parenting, when you know that
Speaker 6: you are a parent and when you're getting older. So
Speaker 6: I had to fuel up the car and I pulled
Speaker 6: into a servo and it was pretty cheap at the moment.
Speaker 6: Unlet a dollar sixty six point five it was. I thought,
Speaker 6: i'll top up. I'll take the chance to top up,
Speaker 6: and then I glanced over the road where there's another
Speaker 6: survey opposite and it was one cent cheaper. So I
Speaker 6: hadn't yet got out of the car, and I thought,
Speaker 6: damn it, that's one cent cheaper, and I kind of
Speaker 6: did the stupid math in my head and pulled out
Speaker 6: went over the road and fueled up the Wow, so
Speaker 6: it's got a sixty five?
Speaker 4: So what are you? What are you saving? Why don't
Speaker 4: you do a tank?
Speaker 6: I don't know, Tucson, how many is that? Seventy?
Speaker 4: Leaders?
Speaker 6: Like the average kind of even.
Speaker 5: To start the car again and try at it, you're
Speaker 5: burned in a couple of cets there or out of
Speaker 5: your profits.
Speaker 6: I thought, Oh, I thought I was winning in life.
Speaker 5: I thought if it was like fifty bucks or something,
Speaker 5: or even five bucks or three bucks, I.
Speaker 6: Know, but it was cheaper. And I thought on the way.
Speaker 5: Home, I can you even get we're sixty or seventy
Speaker 5: cents much?
Speaker 1: What could you actually get? Nothing? These days? Nothing anything
Speaker 1: under a dollar?
Speaker 6: I think you could even get like mixed lollies anymore.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you could buy anything under a buck,
Speaker 1: can you?
Speaker 6: No? I'd be surprised.
Speaker 4: You must be how to get well, Yeah, lollies is
Speaker 4: the cheapest thing I can think of, old star much
Speaker 4: over a dollar?
Speaker 6: Now, yeah, you're like a dollar, twenty dollar, fifty or something.
Speaker 4: And even so is it worth driving for us to
Speaker 4: get myself a free step?
Speaker 5: The last time you bought a stamp, you just get
Speaker 5: to our sposed to like hand in the package and
Speaker 5: they do that scanny thing now and wow, perhaps yourself
Speaker 5: was what a lot.
Speaker 6: Of effort, though I know it was ridiculous, And then
Speaker 6: you hadn't started to put the nozzle in. No, no, no.
Speaker 6: I just sat there and I was oh, and I thought,
Speaker 6: what do I do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 6: Do I live on the wild side?
Speaker 1: Rudimentary calculations?
Speaker 4: And which is the wild slide staying at the original
Speaker 4: pump or going to the new part?
Speaker 6: Going to the new pump?
Speaker 1: Jack so wild, Wow, Big Safety.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Time for this week's Battle of the Decades.
Speaker 1: Three songs enter, one song leaves, one era to rule
Speaker 1: them all. It's Christian o'connall's Battle Love that Decades, all right.
Speaker 5: The most more thing you need to know is you
Speaker 5: are judge and jury on this. Get ready on your
Speaker 5: phones to vote for the song from the eighties, nineties
Speaker 5: or two thousands on oh four seventy five, O three one,
Speaker 5: O four three. Patsy puts someone out from the eighties,
Speaker 5: I do one from the nineties and Jackie By from
Speaker 5: the two thousands.
Speaker 1: Patsy, what have you got?
Speaker 6: I am continuing with the Christmas theme, and I'm going
Speaker 6: with Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney this week. Vomit, No,
Speaker 6: come on, that's not the Christmas spirit. But well, I'm
Speaker 6: afraid the listeners, don't you.
Speaker 1: The great Pikey Cartney can have a clanger.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I keep winning. So I think one of
Speaker 6: the Christmas Time I look at the grinches in there.
Speaker 4: Everyone, What instrument is he playing here? It's so shaky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a jingle and squelchy keyboard. It's very squelchy, squelchy.
Speaker 1: This is what this is.
Speaker 6: You know he still earns about four hundred grand a
Speaker 6: year from this scene? Is it loyalties?
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 6: I read it.
Speaker 1: Yesterday? Hello Botching and sons. Yeah, you'd look after the
Speaker 1: book still for Paul McCarty wings.
Speaker 6: Yeah, notoriously tight though, isn't he? Isn't he rumored?
Speaker 1: Have you done defamation training?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: But I was just yeah, yeah I would. I'd watch that.
Speaker 1: Do you know what defamation and looking? But this is
Speaker 1: what you're doing now?
Speaker 4: But you know I thought we were. He's saying he
Speaker 4: had a squelchy keyboard.
Speaker 6: Very sixtieth birthday. Apparently everyone had to pay their own drinks.
Speaker 6: It didn't put drinks.
Speaker 1: I don't think this is one of these mean rumors
Speaker 1: you've picked.
Speaker 6: From a good sauce. I heard that.
Speaker 1: What's a good source? Someone who was there?
Speaker 6: Never your mind. I never revealed my sources. But the
Speaker 6: herold Son, No, everyone had to pay for their own drinks,
Speaker 6: which I think is a bit main.
Speaker 1: But you don't know what happened. Well, this is just
Speaker 1: how Showber's gossip becomes a thing.
Speaker 4: And now people can say, we've got no.
Speaker 1: Actual evidence whatsoever.
Speaker 5: All right, So, but that's a Christmas song, this though, Patsy,
Speaker 5: I see your Christmas song, and I give you the
Speaker 5: ultimate Christmas song, which.
Speaker 1: Is class and heart.
Speaker 5: Paul Kelly, how to make Gravy the greatest Christmas song ever?
Speaker 4: Who's gonna make the Gravy?
Speaker 1: And now a movie? Very soon it comes out.
Speaker 6: I'll admit that that is fluid. You brought it to
Speaker 6: the table with flower song.
Speaker 1: He buys, He buys you a drink and his.
Speaker 4: Sixtieth birthday, You can move rink.
Speaker 1: Part I want to get to my own front door.
Speaker 6: James Rain's version of that as good as well, not
Speaker 6: quite as good as the original, but it's still quite glee.
Speaker 1: Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 4: I'm going to song with real soul, Raw Soul two
Speaker 4: thousand and six rehab Amy wine House.
Speaker 1: Brilliant boy, she has here sould.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't know what you were doing a Christmas
Speaker 4: thing today, but you can definitely enjoy this song.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: I saw Pantcy's song, and I had another song lined up,
Speaker 5: and I I'll see her. I'll take on a new
Speaker 5: strategy out Christmas, Patsy.
Speaker 6: We'll say we'll let the listeners decide.
Speaker 5: Side say decide and know the fact that normally what
Speaker 5: you do, Pantcy is you already get behind the artist.
Speaker 1: You go Pau McCartney and then you go me man. Actually,
Speaker 1: I hear no change way to get votes over.
Speaker 6: No explanation is needed. He's a dimmy god of the
Speaker 6: music industry. It's Paul McCartney.
Speaker 5: He's got so much money because you know, he makes
Speaker 5: his friends by his own. He wouldn't go across to
Speaker 5: another servo. I've got loads of money. I never even
Speaker 5: look up to see what it is when I'm filling
Speaker 5: up my car. All right, So the songs are from
Speaker 5: the eighties, squelchy keyboard McCartney. You text eighties two oh
Speaker 5: four seven, five three, one oh four three. If you
Speaker 5: want Paul Kelly how to make gravy?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna make the gravy? Guess what you text?
Speaker 5: That's right, nineties you're paying along oh four seven five three,
Speaker 5: one oh four three. And then the Great Amy Winehouse.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, perats.
Speaker 5: He was filling up at the servo yesterday, saw that
Speaker 5: one just across the road was one cent. Elita Cheaper
Speaker 5: drove over there, got herself a cheek YOULR seventy cent saving.
Speaker 1: Yep, she's driving away in the red.
Speaker 5: This is incredible happy she is, like, what am I
Speaker 5: going to do with my seventy cents?
Speaker 1: So today, what actually can you get for seventy cents?
Speaker 5: We're trying to form a top ten of things you
Speaker 5: can buy for under a dollar. Ste you thinks macasofts
Speaker 5: fifty cents, But then someone else's texting Christian there's no
Speaker 5: way they're a dollar. Now, you wouldn't able to buy
Speaker 5: it for under a dollar. It's not fifty cents anymore?
Speaker 3: Are they a dollar?
Speaker 6: I don't know. We got one through the wake for
Speaker 6: the dog after the bit you always get you always
Speaker 6: get to treat after the bit. What we go through
Speaker 6: drive through and prisly gets a soft suit.
Speaker 1: In my mind he's he's doing his own order as well.
Speaker 6: You should see them.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: There's still fifty If someone knows, can you tell us
Speaker 6: for sho I don't think they're a dollar.
Speaker 4: I just can't get over the faith that you go
Speaker 4: through the drive through and then you give it to
Speaker 4: him in the back of the car.
Speaker 6: I just put my arm up as I you know,
Speaker 6: as I drive out, and it's gone in like insight
Speaker 6: in size.
Speaker 1: Of that dog. He's just smashing it down. Shot. It's
Speaker 1: just shot to him, Isn't it like a Jaeger bomb?
Speaker 4: I would love to know if it's more than a
Speaker 4: dollar now, because I always think of it as a
Speaker 4: fifty cent.
Speaker 5: Can anyone say, has anyone been in the last couple
Speaker 5: of days? How much is a macrosoft serve? Is it
Speaker 5: under buck? Let us know? Nine four one O four
Speaker 5: three A chopper chup now. I've just had a look
Speaker 5: online to get market prices, and Woolworths are offering a
Speaker 5: single chupper chup.
Speaker 1: It's sixty five cents.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what else, Christian? A Christmas stamp is sixty
Speaker 5: five cents.
Speaker 4: Yes, now that's true. Stamps are now a dollar fifty.
Speaker 4: But you can get just as Chris Christa's card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it sixty just check that as well. Christian.
Speaker 1: You can get half a liter of fuel based on
Speaker 1: Patsy's place.
Speaker 4: Taking anything out of the nozzle before, you've gotta need.
Speaker 1: A drop.
Speaker 5: Like a hummingbird's beak old fuel, tim very funny.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 5: You can get a fifty cents bubble wand for kids
Speaker 5: that came.
Speaker 4: Oh you care, Gordian love bubble Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just had a look online on the kmart website
Speaker 5: and it's the Mega bubble wand and you're right, they're
Speaker 5: fifty cents.
Speaker 1: And I've seen here as well.
Speaker 5: I'm always one of the people that go and leave
Speaker 5: a live review for a came out fifty cent bubble
Speaker 5: wand right, you know what you're getting. You're not going
Speaker 5: to be short changed in any way. Two hundred and
Speaker 5: one five star reviews.
Speaker 4: If you even get ten bubbles out of that, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's paid for itself.
Speaker 1: Do you come on anything?
Speaker 5: I need to tell everybody else about that. Well, I'm
Speaker 5: just looking at one of the random five star reviews.
Speaker 5: Here always a winner exclamation one when is it not
Speaker 5: bubble time? And then another one here.
Speaker 1: Paula oh lid screws on? Pretty good?
Speaker 5: Nothing else to say for the mega bubble one. All right, So,
Speaker 5: how many things have we got at the moment?
Speaker 6: Three or four?
Speaker 4: We got three things? I have one thing. The only
Speaker 4: thing I could really think of is an individual source
Speaker 4: packet of fish.
Speaker 1: And chip shop. Oh yeah, the fifty fifty cent yeah.
Speaker 5: Twenty anyone fancy can sardines currently eighty nine cents so aldi.
Speaker 1: Incredible. I don't even like them, but I might go
Speaker 1: and buy some today.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, eighty nine cents for Canni sardines, Eli, Colleen,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for that. Christian. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: we had a soft served the other week. I think
Speaker 5: that over a dollar someone needs to check. That's from
Speaker 5: Emma in Osborne.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning, good morning, are you? Yeah, we're good?
Speaker 1: Well what can you get from under a dollar?
Speaker 2: Some mixed bodies down at the West Colak News Agency.
Speaker 5: So what old school sort of milk bar still doing
Speaker 5: the mixed bag for a dollar?
Speaker 8: Yeah, they just go in there and they've got like
Speaker 8: them all laid out and behind the counter, and you're
Speaker 8: just picking, choose what you want.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that mind you being a case? Just getting a
Speaker 1: little mixed bag.
Speaker 4: What do you got the coke bottles, fake gung the
Speaker 4: pink gums, the teeth.
Speaker 9: Filt bottles, teeth musticks.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when there used to be kady cigarettes? Yes,
Speaker 1: you're like, wow, how how dare you remona about vaping?
Speaker 1: And so this is shocking? Are you what? We had
Speaker 1: kiddy cigarettes?
Speaker 4: We have the kiddi cigarettes and then kids cigars as well,
Speaker 4: every cigar.
Speaker 1: Yes, in England we had kid pipes as well. Well.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for your cool Peter. Good morning.
Speaker 1: What can you get for under a dollar? Good?
Speaker 10: Hey guys.
Speaker 7: What you can get at wall wors is crackhead pepper
Speaker 7: water crackers ninety five cents.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I get those on forecuterary boards.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And also you can get one hundred napkins walls.
Speaker 1: Mate. Also, I love this, This is great knowledge. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Peter gave us two there. Thank you very much. Peter,
Speaker 1: have a good day, thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 5: Cheer all right, kid Nicolls coming nine four one four
Speaker 5: one O four three. What can you buy for under
Speaker 5: a dollar? Can anyone confirm the current market prices of
Speaker 5: a macasoft serve?
Speaker 1: As well?
Speaker 2: The Christian Connell Show podcast we're.
Speaker 5: Trying to form a top ten of things you can
Speaker 5: buy twenty twenty four for under one dollar. Christian add
Speaker 5: to the seven million aniseed balls for one dollar. You're right,
Speaker 5: those are the cheapest things still in the world, even
Speaker 5: in the cost of living crisis to Waine, Thank you
Speaker 5: very much for that, Jack.
Speaker 1: What have we got on the list so far?
Speaker 4: We're waiting to find out how much exactly a Maca's
Speaker 4: soft serve cost used to be fifty cents, could be
Speaker 4: over a dollar now, but we have definitely under a dollar.
Speaker 4: Chop a Chubb sixty five cents, Christmas stamp sixty five cents,
Speaker 4: half a liter of fuel, the fifty cent megabubble wand
Speaker 4: that Ca maut Aldi is doing sardines for eighty nine cents.
Speaker 4: You can get mixed lollies at Coolake News Agency for
Speaker 4: a dollar, cracked pepper water crackers for ninety five cents,
Speaker 4: one hundred napkins from Woolies ninety five cents.
Speaker 1: This is great. It's more than I thought. Actually, what
Speaker 1: you get from under a dollar? All right?
Speaker 5: We now have a breaking situation. David is live at
Speaker 5: a Maca's drive through. David, which one are you live at?
Speaker 1: Good morning morning, Christian?
Speaker 8: L are you Sam?
Speaker 2: I'm at the beric one, the bury one?
Speaker 1: Okay? And so were you at the little serve counter?
Speaker 13: Or I'm at the window at the drive through?
Speaker 1: Order?
Speaker 10: Sorry?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Can I get a large coffee flat white, full cream milk?
Speaker 13: And how much for a saucer of ice cream? Turn here?
Speaker 11: Of course it's not, but how much?
Speaker 10: That's what's saying.
Speaker 13: It's always broken.
Speaker 4: If you if it was, if you were to come
Speaker 4: back later in he's getting the price on the now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good word, thank you?
Speaker 13: That much for a saucer of ice cream?
Speaker 1: A dollar ten? Oh? This is devastating.
Speaker 5: Wow, this is it. I'm calling twenty twenty four. If
Speaker 5: it's now gone up to a dollar ten?
Speaker 1: Wow? Wee inflation? Oh my god, this is crazy. David.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for confirming our worst fiz A
Speaker 1: dollar ten.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I thought that they were all I thought this year.
Speaker 1: I've seen them. We see on the was it that
Speaker 1: loose change menu they have? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was sure they was still fifty cents.
Speaker 4: When we were kids of thirty cent cone, and then
Speaker 4: you can get thirty cents, pay thirty cents extra for
Speaker 4: all the flake in the cone. Yeah, sixty cents.
Speaker 5: Now, a head of Olden Times came into the studio,
Speaker 5: which is Huggy just now?
Speaker 1: But what is he sent to? All right? By the way,
Speaker 1: you look barely away? Why is he so early? He
Speaker 1: came in and went he's the cents not served?
Speaker 5: Is that whenever we get into Olden Times, it's like
Speaker 5: he gets activated. It comes out of a little wookie
Speaker 5: hole like Puck's attorney Phil.
Speaker 4: It will be devastated the dollar time.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're gonna go in and check on him.
Speaker 5: Is it a wookie hole here at the radio station
Speaker 5: that Huggey lives in?
Speaker 1: All right? What else can you get for under a dollar?
Speaker 5: Christian Connell Show podcast, Christian Underdollar office works, sharpner, pencil, sharpner,
Speaker 5: seventy five cents showering to long thank you. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 5: you cannot buy half a liter of fuel? I really, ken,
Speaker 5: there's a minimum of two liters, but transaction, thank you, Ken,
Speaker 5: It would be a ken that has to go for serious.
Speaker 5: You can't actually do that. It's irresponsible. Thank you very much,
Speaker 5: Ken Christian. Please let Patsy know that taking your dog
Speaker 5: to a soft served not a great idea, creates killer
Speaker 5: farts as dogs are lactose intolerant.
Speaker 6: Patsy, I know he doesn't have a lot. It might
Speaker 6: be like twice a year, and he's always like off.
Speaker 1: More like twice a month. So what was that phrase
Speaker 1: you had then? I love that.
Speaker 4: That's so radios.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that phrase before. I love that.
Speaker 5: Christian curly Worthy chocolate bar one dollar at Coals and Woolworth.
Speaker 5: Thank you for the update there, Christian. My son Riley says,
Speaker 5: to let you know. He won't let me call you
Speaker 5: because it'd be too embarrassing, but so that him and
Speaker 5: his friends Joe and Josh got self served yesterday fifty
Speaker 5: cents in Elthamhkay.
Speaker 4: We're hearing different things somewhere elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Richard, good morning. What can you get fro under a dollar?
Speaker 9: Yes? Well, yes, good morning?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 9: And what happens when you're a mayd golf and you
Speaker 9: swing very crazily? You lose all your golf teas. And
Speaker 9: what I've discovered is you can buy three for two
Speaker 9: dollars or there are dollar rates. Oh wow, I'm just
Speaker 9: saying to lose probably ten or twelve a game.
Speaker 2: I don't know where that's cutting up.
Speaker 9: Where they goes.
Speaker 1: Lovely stuff, Richard. Thank you very much. Mate. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you, Caddy Shack. That's got a Joel here. Good
Speaker 1: morning Joel, Good morning Penny pinchers. How are we Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're good. What can you get front of a donner?
Speaker 8: Just a little heads up. I heard the confusion and
Speaker 8: Acdulds classes. I've seen the last night on the TV
Speaker 8: that they have just advertised their some of those change
Speaker 8: range and the SOX set code will be going down
Speaker 8: of fifty cents for a short time.
Speaker 1: News we needed today. Thank you, it's already moved me.
Speaker 8: John, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 8: It was a little be busy there, I Pold got
Speaker 8: to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joel, thank you very much to give us a call.
Speaker 5: We go now to Nowala who works for macas nuala
Speaker 5: A welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, thank you manager no crewe, Well you sound like
Speaker 1: a manager to me.
Speaker 5: It can only be a matter of time before you
Speaker 5: get the big call up, the tap on the shoulder
Speaker 5: and you turn on you go is it today.
Speaker 1: Wow, someone't take a photo.
Speaker 5: Okay, crewmember Noira at m mcdonald'. Which one do you
Speaker 5: work at? Ik at Lavitan Laverton, Laverton North h.
Speaker 13: No, so you know the one off the freeway. Yeah,
Speaker 13: I like at that one, the very busy one.
Speaker 1: I do actually know the one you mean? Now.
Speaker 5: Soft served a lot of confusion, people saying it's a
Speaker 5: donar ten Joel just a he sore on TV. It's
Speaker 5: on the loose change menu. What can you tell us?
Speaker 13: Yeah, so it's actually fifty cents, but the price is
Speaker 13: a change after ten thirty because this when we technically
Speaker 13: start serving out all day menu.
Speaker 4: Oh so if you want to breakfast ice cream, you're
Speaker 4: going to pay through the teeth for.
Speaker 5: It and then maybe take an escy. Keep it in
Speaker 5: there for when you don't want it, like early in
Speaker 5: the morning, like eight on.
Speaker 1: Iine keep it there and maybe for a lunch break.
Speaker 1: That's that's good for lunchtime.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so it should be fifty cents after ten thirty, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha? All right, thank you very much, thank you?
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 1: All right? Take care? Is it me? I said? Like
Speaker 1: no one I've been working like at two hundred hour shifter.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: It is time to cross live to the North part
Speaker 5: where our friend Gary Clause. This is Santa's bogan brother
Speaker 5: who helps out at the background there. He's been on
Speaker 5: the show for last week and a half. He's got
Speaker 5: a very good deal for grown ups. Christmas is a
Speaker 5: time for kids, but not to Gary Claus. He wants
Speaker 5: to give you something, something you wouldn't get for yourself.
Speaker 15: Re Clauses coming down, reclauses coming.
Speaker 14: He's making a list you struckers with gifts, but only
Speaker 14: four Adad's gone.
Speaker 15: Nothing for kids is coming to town stop and by
Speaker 15: the pop the Crown. Gary Claus is coming to.
Speaker 5: Now the startling satellite is in position. We should never
Speaker 5: cross live to Gary Clause in the North Pole.
Speaker 1: Gary, can you hear us?
Speaker 3: I can hear you loud and clear? What is brother?
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? Now? Listen? Gary?
Speaker 5: I had an interesting email from a listener overnight. Uh huh, yeah,
Speaker 5: they said, how come you never hear Gary Claus and
Speaker 5: producer Rio on at the same time?
Speaker 1: Do then not get on? Well? Christian? Maybe they could
Speaker 1: do a song together on the last show of the
Speaker 1: year on Friday.
Speaker 14: What great.
Speaker 8: That year.
Speaker 1: Some work to do, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: I actually have so much respect for producer real.
Speaker 1: Have you met him?
Speaker 14: Chance from upstanding fellow, very highly regarded in the industry,
Speaker 14: I hear, I would love to, but you have not
Speaker 14: yet had the honor.
Speaker 4: I thought you said, you just meant it.
Speaker 16: Yeah, looking forward to hearing that song with you both together,
Speaker 16: because if you're such a fan to actually do some
Speaker 16: radio together with him.
Speaker 1: What a lovely way to end the week.
Speaker 16: What an opportunity to sing together together at the same time.
Speaker 5: Yes, wow, something to think about anyway. All right, you're
Speaker 5: ready for the emails of what people would like for themselves?
Speaker 14: Yes, Christian adults only, I hope absolutely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good morning to Gary.
Speaker 1: All I want for Christmas is a stroke coach.
Speaker 3: What excuse me?
Speaker 5: It's a device to have improved your rowing technique. Michelle
Speaker 5: is a competitive rower in the Masters category for Bendigo
Speaker 5: Rowing Club. They are avid all over Australia, the Bendigo Rowers.
Speaker 1: You must have heard of them.
Speaker 3: Actually, Oh my gosh, yes, the Fab four that's right.
Speaker 3: Or from there go.
Speaker 5: I'd love to improve my rowing with the use of
Speaker 5: a stroke coach, which messages your speed and stroke rate. Now,
Speaker 5: we don't want to be too greedy, will be over
Speaker 5: the moon with just even the entry level version. Well,
Speaker 5: I don't know about you, Gary, We are not on
Speaker 5: an entry level breakfast show.
Speaker 3: No, but we do have a budget, of course, top
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 4: Line version working on the top of the line.
Speaker 5: But the line version is six hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: Why don't we do it and give her the good
Speaker 5: news right now? Michelle?
Speaker 1: Who, Hey, Michelle, welcome to the show, and so hello
Speaker 1: to Gary Klaus.
Speaker 17: Hi, Gary Corse, Michelle.
Speaker 1: How hi?
Speaker 3: And how are I been to go Rowers going?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 17: Actually we go around around.
Speaker 3: Lake exactly exactly what you should be doing.
Speaker 5: Absolute and Michelle, we're going to get you the top
Speaker 5: line model for the stroke coach.
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, oh this.
Speaker 9: Have you know?
Speaker 18: I cannot.
Speaker 19: I'm just word well, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Gary Klaus, what six hundred and fifty dollars? You're you're
Speaker 5: worth that? Hell, someone in the boat doing it for me.
Speaker 5: I have someone from now on air tasker right you.
Speaker 1: Row the boat. I've been a little fellow with the megaphone.
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, no, there's no there's no fellow with
Speaker 17: a megaphone in my boat?
Speaker 1: Yeah me?
Speaker 4: How does how does the strake coach work, Michelle? Is
Speaker 4: it like a rowing machine at home?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: No, got one a lunge twelve but no, no. It measures.
Speaker 19: It tells you when you when you're slacking off, so
Speaker 19: it misses how fast you're going.
Speaker 1: Right, So it's like a tempo thing, is it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 19: Pretty much.
Speaker 14: It measures that.
Speaker 17: This is quite a lot of different different things and
Speaker 17: tells you where you are and watch.
Speaker 1: What's your end? What about your splits? When you look
Speaker 1: after your splits as well? Yeah, it looks after great
Speaker 1: because when it's.
Speaker 5: A single split or twenty split fifty Yeah, no, it
Speaker 5: is mate, just for the chuck in for the.
Speaker 1: Splits really oh yeah?
Speaker 4: Can I can only get make you better?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And how the master's team going? You want any belts?
Speaker 1: Not bouts? You don't win belt? You have seen? What
Speaker 1: do you want to? You win a trophy or a
Speaker 1: little medal? Yeah?
Speaker 19: Yeah, it means so much Reghetti that you go to.
Speaker 10: But you know I haven't want anything because I don't
Speaker 10: have a stroke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ready to twenty twenty five of the Year, The
Speaker 5: stroke Coach and.
Speaker 1: The winning Oh brilliant awesome, Happy Christmas man, Michelle. Well done.
Speaker 13: Oh, thank you so much, Thank you very much.
Speaker 20: Gary Klaus.
Speaker 5: All right, this next one's a bit different, Gary Klaus.
Speaker 5: I would love I very much need a new dressing gown.
Speaker 5: I'm currently wearing. This is from Kim, a very worn out,
Speaker 5: threadbare one that was a hand me down from my mum.
Speaker 5: It's been over thirty well, that dead skin, it's been
Speaker 5: over thirty years. I've had a new one. The one
Speaker 5: I want is to cuddle Me lounge lounge gown in pearl.
Speaker 1: What do you reckon?
Speaker 3: I'm just looking at this cuddle Me lounge down, very.
Speaker 5: Nice, looking at the folks of the model wearing it,
Speaker 5: you little perse It.
Speaker 3: Looks like a very sensual gown.
Speaker 1: You watch you, Anguige's very early. This is a family
Speaker 1: friendly show. Gary, Yes, well this is. We don't need
Speaker 1: you working on your stroke coach.
Speaker 14: The beautiful, beautiful pearl gown, the cuddle me, the cuddle
Speaker 14: You will be getting all the cuddles in the world
Speaker 14: from the north part of the South.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want that.
Speaker 14: You'll get the amount of cuddles you design.
Speaker 1: That came.
Speaker 16: Good morning, good morning, everyone, came.
Speaker 1: We're getting you the cuddle me gown.
Speaker 13: Oh my goodness, I am so excited you can.
Speaker 1: Have a cuddly Christmas in Pearl. I definitely will.
Speaker 6: I will be spending a lot of time in that
Speaker 6: dressing gown over my time off.
Speaker 1: Lovely in this muggy human Whether to have been a
Speaker 1: big thick treading gown.
Speaker 13: So we've just had air conditioning and still don't have
Speaker 13: that one.
Speaker 1: Is that your dog? We can hear the background. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is the dog that's taking to drive through today.
Speaker 5: The good news this is only fifty cents for a
Speaker 5: soft serve after ten thirty.
Speaker 1: Would love it, Kim, have a great Christmas.
Speaker 13: Thank you so much. Everyone love the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm very good at it now.
Speaker 5: Gary, we're into the last two tomorrow with you. Before
Speaker 5: you know, we finish for the year. And then obviously
Speaker 5: we're coming straight to the North Pole to actually carry on.
Speaker 1: We're not stopping working.
Speaker 5: We're coming to do obviously a couple of weeks of
Speaker 5: hard labor out than the factory.
Speaker 14: Yes, can't wait, got the desks ready for you all.
Speaker 6: Patsy, you coming as well too, right, bells on.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you there with the bells on
Speaker 1: sometimes we get strange energy from me and you never
Speaker 1: know break to break what she's coming in at. You know,
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty two three fos. It's a real
Speaker 1: random one, all right.
Speaker 5: So if you want to be in with the last
Speaker 5: two days of getting your gift some Gary clause, email
Speaker 5: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au gaza.
Speaker 1: We see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Moorrow The Christian O'Connell Show podcast every Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Will it Feel? Stories of coincidence and chance? We call it.
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 11: Believe it or not?
Speaker 15: What are the odds?
Speaker 1: You gotta be justh me like we were you with Cheryl
Speaker 1: who married a Hun.
Speaker 4: Who was with a Cheryl.
Speaker 1: Who married a Hun as well.
Speaker 19: Oh, every year I bought a new car, traded in
Speaker 19: my old car, and about a week later the car
Speaker 19: went past and I heard this almighty stump. My mirror
Speaker 19: was whacked by the car that went past, and as
Speaker 19: I looked up, I saw that it was my old
Speaker 19: car that I'd traded in.
Speaker 18: Preparing my breakfast just the other day, I cracked open
Speaker 18: the egg and had two yolks inside the one egg.
Speaker 18: And then I went on to have a banana, and
Speaker 18: there were two bananas inside the one pial.
Speaker 10: My surname is Upward.
Speaker 6: The best thing is my husband's aunt who was an
Speaker 6: upward married forward.
Speaker 13: So we've got cousins who are forwards as well.
Speaker 5: What are the odds? Nine four one four one o
Speaker 5: four three. I have someone which I saw on Saturday.
Speaker 5: I just texted you a photo and you, Patsy, if
Speaker 5: you could please bring your phones to your face and
Speaker 5: see the supplementary.
Speaker 1: Evidence what I saw.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is what I saw right on the Nepean Okay,
Speaker 5: I was behind Suddenly three casts of exactly the same
Speaker 5: make a Master c X eighty, all in the color
Speaker 5: of red, in three lanes in front of me left, middle, right,
Speaker 5: all on the Nepean Highway at.
Speaker 1: The same time, the same make model color.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the supplementary evidence, because I wouldn't have believed. Unbelieving.
Speaker 1: It is unbelievable. It happened, huge and.
Speaker 6: True, unbelievable. And an older model one in the same
Speaker 6: color in front of the one on the right hand lane.
Speaker 6: There's four look zoom in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, pass your eye in red. Same make
Speaker 1: your model crazy mastering.
Speaker 4: Have we set the bar too high? And now, no
Speaker 4: one will.
Speaker 5: It's intimidating, is suddenly I'm throwing shade over all these
Speaker 5: Jackie boy No, no Rio, You've got one if you
Speaker 5: dare speaker after this lapster one.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, let me introduce you to the characters.
Speaker 1: Of where you've been the last tournament? Gary claws On.
Speaker 4: You always miss him?
Speaker 1: Where do you go? Had to go to the loop,
Speaker 1: but you're nervous?
Speaker 6: Does he yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just did a couple of foot.
Speaker 4: You'll be happy to know he's got great respect for
Speaker 4: you himself.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh my god, that's yeah, yeah, Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 3: I've heard he's great as well.
Speaker 4: Wait to meet him.
Speaker 1: What's your what are the odds?
Speaker 14: Okay, characters in this story me Rio, my boyfriend Will,
Speaker 14: who is white and wears glasses. I am Asian and
Speaker 14: I do not wear glasses. We are a couple, a
Speaker 14: gay couple.
Speaker 4: Okay, you've got glasses on right now?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I wear glasses. He wears glasses as well.
Speaker 14: Okay, quick recrap Will boyfriend why wears glasses?
Speaker 3: Me Asian also wears glass got it.
Speaker 1: We're on the tram.
Speaker 14: I am wearing white T shirt, black shorts. He's wearing
Speaker 14: green T shirt, T shirt, black shorts.
Speaker 1: You are I'm just going to call it now.
Speaker 5: You're mothering this. This needs to tighten. You can go
Speaker 5: back in the toilet and stay there tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I like to make Christians three miles. He's wearing the
Speaker 4: green T shirt.
Speaker 1: We're getting the first shirt to drive your car.
Speaker 2: You ruin it?
Speaker 4: You don't, okay, you're in them.
Speaker 14: We're on the tram. We're sitting two men. Come on,
Speaker 14: another gay couple. You know you can tell holding hand coach,
Speaker 14: you just know the gay do goes on sitting next
Speaker 14: to will a white guy with glasses, green T shirt,
Speaker 14: black shorts.
Speaker 3: Exactly what he's.
Speaker 1: Your own uniform? How huge?
Speaker 3: Sitting next to me?
Speaker 14: Age gay guy, glasses, white T shirt, black show.
Speaker 1: My god, what are the gay old?
Speaker 14: It's like they come back from the futures about they're
Speaker 14: an older version of you.
Speaker 1: Guys? How it started?
Speaker 3: They look very happy?
Speaker 1: Did you'll not give each other glances? Like you're there?
Speaker 3: I said, I'm glad we all got the memo.
Speaker 4: How they how'd that go?
Speaker 3: They were like.
Speaker 6: Maybe their time travelers from a future.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, That's what I'm saying. That story, that's a
Speaker 1: good story. Well saved, Well Saved.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcasts The.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Show Looking for your Stories right now on
Speaker 5: nine four one four one O four three of Coincidence
Speaker 5: and Chance.
Speaker 1: We kick off this morning with Ed Morning, Ed, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the.
Speaker 7: Show Morning, Christian and company.
Speaker 1: Hey, tell us your story for what are the odds? Right?
Speaker 10: So, I was about eight years old.
Speaker 7: And we were traveling over to Florida in US, and
Speaker 7: we went to Disney World went on a ride called
Speaker 7: It's a Small World. As we got off the ride,
Speaker 7: I bumped into.
Speaker 9: My next door neighbor, who had no idea was also.
Speaker 11: Going to be there, let alone on that same right.
Speaker 1: Wow, what are the odds? It really is a small
Speaker 1: world deserved more. That's incredible.
Speaker 8: It's a bit of a double WHEMMI I guess, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah, Ed, Thank you very much your story,
Speaker 1: dank Christian. That's got a Nick. Good morning, Nick? What
Speaker 1: are the odds?
Speaker 11: Hey guys, how are we're going?
Speaker 1: Nick? You well as well?
Speaker 9: Nick?
Speaker 1: What's your story?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 20: Last year we're at the Field of White up in
Speaker 20: Barrat and there was families and kids everywhere. My kids
Speaker 20: were holding onto my wife's best friend's hand. So I
Speaker 20: turned around and said, well, have you got my Grace
Speaker 20: and my Hannah with you?
Speaker 11: She said yes. A lady overheard me tap me on
Speaker 11: the should said did you say Grace and Hannah, and
Speaker 11: she pointed to her Grace and her Hannah. They're exactly
Speaker 11: the same age. And I said, I've got an older
Speaker 11: daughter too. She's with my wife. Her name is Meg,
Speaker 11: and the other lady goes, oh, my daughter's called Chloe.
Speaker 20: The real good one is that I wanted my oldest
Speaker 20: daughter to be called Chloe, but we named her Meg
Speaker 20: because my wife overruled.
Speaker 4: It's good, it's good name. We're all expecting another man
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 11: But the same age, Grace and Hannah exactly.
Speaker 1: You're all there at the same time, exactly in Ballaratte
Speaker 1: didn't even know this one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is a small world. Nick, Thank you
Speaker 5: very much, your story mate. All right, we've got a
Speaker 5: quick break. We're back with part two nine four one
Speaker 5: four one o four three, Your stories of coincidence and chants.
Speaker 2: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Hello to b Listen to the show right now on
Speaker 1: the iHeart platform in Spain. Bath Helona ka passa Christian.
Speaker 5: When I met my first boyfriend, he walked me home
Speaker 5: on one of our early dates. What are the odds?
Speaker 5: When we realized that we had unknowingly shared the same
Speaker 5: building for years until he moved out just a year
Speaker 5: before we met. He had lived on the same floor
Speaker 5: above my room with his girlfriend at the time, and
Speaker 5: we never ran into each other.
Speaker 1: In fact, she still lives there. To see me, he
Speaker 1: would sneak.
Speaker 5: Into my apartment when the nosy door woman wasn't around,
Speaker 5: at least the door woman asking what he was doing there,
Speaker 5: and tell his crazy ex we had been so close
Speaker 5: living under the same roof, yet never bumped into each other.
Speaker 5: It feels as though the universe had been quietly weaving
Speaker 5: our lives together long before well we even realized that
Speaker 5: one me Corazon, that is beautiful? Be a lovely story?
Speaker 5: All right, last few calls on what are the Odds?
Speaker 1: Robin, good morning, Good morning, Christian and gang.
Speaker 21: How are you all going?
Speaker 1: We're good? How sure we going so far? Are Oh?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Really good?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 21: Yeah, not too bad at all.
Speaker 1: Take us to lawn bowls.
Speaker 21: Okay, lawn bowls on Tuesday, introducing ourselves and two ladies
Speaker 21: on the other team were called Robin, so it was Robin, Robin,
Speaker 21: Robin and then they said, oh, what's your middle name?
Speaker 21: And I said, oh, Joy, and they were Robin Joy,
Speaker 21: Robin Joy, Robin Joy.
Speaker 1: Come on, you're joking.
Speaker 21: No, So then for the rest of the day it
Speaker 21: was R one two and our three.
Speaker 1: Three. Three Robin's are pretty incredible chances, right, but three
Speaker 1: Robin Joys, I know we were blown away. Ah, you
Speaker 1: collective Joy, all of you absolutely who won. Oh they
Speaker 1: robbed you Joy.
Speaker 17: That's good.
Speaker 4: That's better than no.
Speaker 1: No, that's rock Robin. Thank you, Shet very much. You
Speaker 1: call me. I have a good Christmas.
Speaker 12: No worries you two guys.
Speaker 1: Judy, good morning, Hi, good morning, Julie.
Speaker 15: What are.
Speaker 11: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yep, Judy, what have you got for us?
Speaker 17: So it was years ago now, but I was going
Speaker 17: to the post office to ship a kind of small
Speaker 17: box and when I got there, they told me they
Speaker 17: couldn't actually work with me to post it that day
Speaker 17: because their printers were down. But inside the box I
Speaker 17: was shipping a printer.
Speaker 10: So I just plugged it in and.
Speaker 17: And got on with it.
Speaker 1: So good, I mean, what are the odds that is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I thought three Robin Joy's was good, but.
Speaker 10: You were very popular that day.
Speaker 5: Wow, you probably asked you to stay around all that
Speaker 5: everybody's label post without that, it was very lucky.
Speaker 17: I felt very popular, very like just yeah, it was
Speaker 17: my day.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Judy, thank you very much for brilliant's story.
Speaker 5: Take care you too, Boris morning, Hello, Boris.
Speaker 12: If wanting guys there, you don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Boris? What's your story for us? Coincidence and chance?
Speaker 12: Well, this, this is unbelievably true. I was following a
Speaker 12: made of mind on a noble head and of perth
Speaker 12: in our trucks, and I was about to overtake him.
Speaker 12: He got into a coughing fit and he spent his
Speaker 12: teeth top teeth out and I.
Speaker 10: Happen to have my hand out the window.
Speaker 12: And I'm sure you've all done it. You know, you
Speaker 12: play with the wind.
Speaker 1: You're kind of surfing with your hand into the waves.
Speaker 9: That's it, and his.
Speaker 10: Teeth landed in the palm of me an incredible wow.
Speaker 10: If it was a laugh, it verified, but unfortunately passed
Speaker 10: away and took.
Speaker 1: The shame and leave you give him in his will
Speaker 1: and my teeth WI for me. Yeah.
Speaker 12: Bay, Oh, guys, have.
Speaker 1: A good one. No, Borris, bs Boris, listen, listen, now, listen, Boris.
Speaker 5: Before you go, we'd like to give you something. Tell
Speaker 5: me one thousand dollars. You've just one corner of the
Speaker 5: week with that story.
Speaker 11: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm serious. Unbelievably true, Boris.
Speaker 15: You are.
Speaker 1: Well? Thank you can bund me a thousand? Truth is
Speaker 1: possibly Actually.
Speaker 5: We go away, Okay, Boris's giving a guy thousand.
Speaker 1: You get the money before next You just lost you
Speaker 1: in the wind? Have we in that man cave of yours? Boris?
Speaker 1: Where find you? It is, Morris? What are you going
Speaker 1: to spend your money on?
Speaker 10: Well, I'll have to control with the social sacred to
Speaker 10: be of that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha a.
Speaker 5: Lovely hey, Boris, funny story, my friend, really funny. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much for shan it with us, and enjoy
Speaker 5: spending your money once the social secretary has decided what is.
Speaker 1: Going to be spent on. Ah, jeers, guys, gotcha, Boris.
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