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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Satham.

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Speaker 3: We're talking the other day about how shows like The

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Speaker 3: Bachelor and Neighbors are resuming, but in particular The Bachelor.

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Speaker 3: How do you go about in a COVID nineteen friendly

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Speaker 3: way filming a show that's all about the passion off

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Speaker 3: and the intimacy of hugging, kissing, rolling around on beaches

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Speaker 3: and things like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not to mention the chocolate bath.

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Speaker 2: The chocolate bath. Actually it's probably the healthiest thinging. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: what it been?

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Speaker 1: How do you get the ring out of your chocolate bath?

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Speaker 2: Well, how do you get the chocolate out of your ring?

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Speaker 1: These are all questions that can't be answered right now.

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Speaker 3: So some of the scenes that could disappear from Australian

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Speaker 3: television in the post coronavirus world, they're saying, are scenes

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Speaker 3: such as parties, fights and sex scenes. They will have

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Speaker 3: to change dramatically because that up close and personal stuff

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Speaker 3: through this period won't be tolerated.

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Speaker 4: See what's going to happen to Fast and Furious ten.

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Speaker 4: No parties, no fights, no sex scenes.

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Speaker 1: That's the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: I have to go back to just talking about cars.

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Speaker 3: How boring for them, But you know what it will

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Speaker 3: save is that terrible awkwardness when you sit down to

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Speaker 3: watch something and then suddenly there's a sex scene on

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Speaker 3: the TV and with your parents, you're with your kids,

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Speaker 3: you're with you whatever, and everyone's horrified. A friend of

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Speaker 3: mine used to he used to bond with his mother

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Speaker 3: in law by watching She was Italian and an older

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Speaker 3: Italian woman.

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Speaker 2: But they'd watch foreign films.

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Speaker 3: Together, and you know, like foreign films equals nudes and sex,

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Speaker 3: just dreadful.

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Speaker 1: They have game shows. It just happened. Price is right

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Speaker 1: and the pretty much got Sheila's with no chops.

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Speaker 3: Prices are going up, clothes are going down. But he'd

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Speaker 3: sit there with her, and then there'd be these terrible,

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Speaker 3: terrible scenes and you just have to sit there looking

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Speaker 3: straight ahead, horrified.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I remember watching the movie Entrapment with my mother in law.

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Speaker 4: Everyone else had gone to bed. Which one was this

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Speaker 4: Sean Connery? Catherine's all I remember.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen it, but where she

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Speaker 2: climbs over the.

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Speaker 4: Ladies an old school cat burglar and she's a new

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Speaker 4: school cat burglar.

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Speaker 2: In a cat suit, funnily enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they have it off. Yeah. I didn't expect.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was safe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones have it off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have been one hundred and she would

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Speaker 2: have been twenty.

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Speaker 4: No, but anyway, Wow, I didn't expect that they would

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Speaker 4: have it off. So I watched this movie think.

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Speaker 2: You know, I wouldn't have expected that, and.

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Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden they're having it off.

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Speaker 2: So may it can't have been too launchy with Sean.

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Speaker 4: It was raunchy enough. It was more raunchy than I

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Speaker 4: imagine that it would be. That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Yes, I'm going I got a minute.

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 1: May have you want a cup of tea?

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Speaker 4: How about you get up and make us one and

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Speaker 4: some biscuits?

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Speaker 2: Watch the trap wise on the way out.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's do this. Tales of the rudy scene.

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Speaker 4: O tribal drum will be for this, Tales of the

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Speaker 4: rudy scene.

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Speaker 3: Purple and that music just says someone's pants have come

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Speaker 3: off or something, doesn't he can we hear it again?

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Speaker 1: Smoke them. If you've got.

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Speaker 3: Tales of the rudy scene, awkward times you've had to

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Speaker 3: sit through the rude scenes.

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Speaker 2: Ambers in East Lakes.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Amber, Hi, James and Amanda, how do you say.

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Speaker 1: Very well?

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Speaker 3: Talk us through the awkward moment when you're sitting there

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Speaker 3: and something rude comes on.

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Speaker 5: So I was watching Beneath the Candelabra with my dad

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Speaker 5: and my boyfriend at the time when my partner we

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Speaker 5: had a child, and my dad sat there for the

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Speaker 5: first I think forty five minutes squirming and grunting at

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Speaker 5: all the sex scenes and stuff that was going on

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Speaker 5: with Matt Damon and I what's his name, Michael Douglas.

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Speaker 2: Between the two of.

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Speaker 3: Them, did they story of the girls?

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Speaker 5: And I literally had to pause that her dad, there's

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Speaker 5: three hours of this. You get to find a way

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Speaker 5: to be comfortable with her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not a.

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Speaker 1: Dad, here's the thing. You're going to be squirming for

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Speaker 1: a bit longer. Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 5: You literally justid I'm fine himself, and bedroom come back

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Speaker 5: and go, okay, I'm fine.

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Speaker 4: Because there's every time I watched that Wentworth, my daughter

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Speaker 4: will be watching Wentworth whenever I walk in there's some

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Speaker 4: raging lesbian scene going and I.

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Speaker 1: Said, is this what all this show is about? And

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Speaker 1: she'll say, Dad, just go a wait. So it only

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Speaker 1: happens when you walk in the room.

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Speaker 2: Susan Amberville.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Sue, Hi, how are you going?

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Speaker 1: Very well?

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Speaker 2: What were you watching and who were you with?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 6: It was Christmas. I gave my mother the DVD there's

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Speaker 6: something about Mary. So my daughter, who was about ten

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Speaker 6: at the time, and my mother and I sat down

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Speaker 6: to watch the movie. Obviously I hadn't read the blurb

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Speaker 6: on the.

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Speaker 8: Back too well.

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Speaker 6: And you know, so we're watching along and there's a

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Speaker 6: scene where Cameron Diaz mistakes something for Hairgil yes and yeah.

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Speaker 6: So like I know, I was staring directly at the screen.

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Speaker 6: Didn't want to look either way, basically to see what

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Speaker 6: was going on in my mother's head or littlone my daughter's.

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Speaker 6: I think hopefully it went over her head, but I

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Speaker 6: know my mother would have been mortified.

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Speaker 1: Awkward it as well.

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Speaker 3: But were you staring so hard? Your neck muscles are

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Speaker 3: like rope. Oh no, I'm just casually looking straight ahead.

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Speaker 2: It's dreadful.

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Speaker 4: You've got some good neck Michaels muscles, My neck muckles,

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Speaker 4: your neck, Michaels.

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Speaker 1: And it's a what or grow Hello?

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Speaker 2: Annette?

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Speaker 9: Oh, hi, Jensy and Amanda watching Yeah, many years ago,

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Speaker 9: I was watching TV with my mother in law and

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Speaker 9: we were watching Private Benjamin and with Goldie Horn, and

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Speaker 9: there's a scene right at the beginning where she she

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Speaker 9: just got married and her husband takes her out to

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Speaker 9: the car and her husband's saying, oh, I've really got

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Speaker 9: a headache. I've got a headache. And that's his code

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Speaker 9: for he wants her to do something to her, to him,

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Speaker 9: you know, down below and so and so. But my

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Speaker 9: mother and I were saying, I don't understand what does

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Speaker 9: he mean he's got a headache. What's he saying he's

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Speaker 9: got a headache? And she just kept saying that, and

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Speaker 9: I'm sitting there going now.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: A questions.

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Speaker 2: You know, exhausting, isn't it? Once again Net Mushing, I

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Speaker 2: was looking straight ahead.

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Speaker 1: Just watch stuff on your phone.

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Speaker 3: Allison's in around corner. Tell us about it. Allison, Hi, guys.

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Speaker 8: This goes back to nineteen eighty seven when I was

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Speaker 8: fifteen and I was in France for a couple of

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Speaker 8: months with my parents. My dad was working over there

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Speaker 8: and we have to stay for a couple of months.

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Speaker 8: And Mum said, we're going to watch a video tonight.

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Speaker 8: It's called nine and a half week, so it's Perhames

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Speaker 8: Lovely Romance. I'm like, oh, okay, whatever, And I was

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Speaker 8: sitting through this stupid movie and suddenly I start feel

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Speaker 8: really uncomfortable because Mickey Rock and Kim Bassenger are going,

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Speaker 8: you know, kind of going at it.

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Speaker 9: In an hour.

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Speaker 5: Ye like it's pretty vivid.

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Speaker 8: And I said, Mom, this is really you know.

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Speaker 9: She said, I'm just going for a walk.

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Speaker 8: But it's summertime in France at ten pm and it's

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Speaker 8: still bright, so fine, So I go on a walk

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Speaker 8: and I come back and then Mickey Rock and Kim

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Speaker 8: Basinger are still going at it in a different locations,

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Speaker 8: come and really you know, face down in certain locations,

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Speaker 8: and I think they're really discussing, and she's just going

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Speaker 8: for another walk. Then, like kind of this movie I

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Speaker 8: ever read?

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Speaker 9: You know, it was really.

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Speaker 3: Growth would be interesting if you became an Olympic walker

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Speaker 3: and you had to tell the story about started for you.

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Speaker 1: Was this when they were in the fridge?

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, this is when they're in the alley.

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Speaker 2: I had it off everywhere.

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Speaker 1: They did have it off everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, leave your hat on and your pants.

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Speaker 3: I had to check Mickey's used by date it was

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Speaker 3: going off. Indeed, thanks Allison. Dwayne's in Windsor. Hello, Dwayne

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Speaker 3: did a Well.

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Speaker 7: Mine goes back to when I was about or five

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Speaker 7: or six. I'm fifty five and there's a new show

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Speaker 7: coming on TV and my grandparents are babysitting me, and

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Speaker 7: they said I could stay up to watch this new show.

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Speaker 7: Of course they both fell asleep, So straight after number

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Speaker 7: ninety six on came the new show The Box.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, the Box.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Because most of us were allowed to watch number ninety six,

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Speaker 3: let alone stay up to watch The Box.

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Speaker 7: I was more terrified they would wake up and see

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Speaker 7: me watching this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you find it salacious or awful? At that

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Speaker 7: I didn't even really pay any attention. I was just

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Speaker 7: more worried they're going to wake up and give me

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Speaker 7: a smack for watching it. I thought. The funniest thing

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Speaker 7: was when I rang in. The young lady that answered

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Speaker 7: the phone had no idea what the box was.

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Speaker 3: No if she'd as I walk past, she said, have

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Speaker 3: you ever heard of the Box? I said, yep, put

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Speaker 3: him through.

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Speaker 1: Drag him through. We'll take your box. Calls you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: Dwayne joined the and Amanda in the morning on at

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Speaker 7: one point seven, tell you