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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.

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Speaker 2: Jen Y right, has been working harder than politicians today

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Speaker 2: and they had anything to do with the Chinese spy story.

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Speaker 2: Sam Destiaris already said, oh, it's not me, it's not me,

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Speaker 2: and he's come up with this.

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Speaker 3: Jen White, Rice Jim jab but I've almost finished my word.

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Speaker 3: I don't think Amanda would make a good bootlegger.

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Speaker 2: And then we went to see men and I said,

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Speaker 2: you've got to smuggle the booze in and.

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Speaker 1: I said, I've got a hip flask shape.

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Speaker 2: Like a no And I said, no one's going to

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Speaker 2: question you because everyone you're Australia's darling.

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Speaker 1: I'm carrying a banana.

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Speaker 4: But what did you do with the hip flask?

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to just put straight booze in it.

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Speaker 1: I've put some mixer with it, some tonic.

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Speaker 2: So it was just one.

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Speaker 1: It was would have been too strong number.

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Speaker 2: So you buy the mixes when you're in there, and

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Speaker 2: then you use who's.

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Speaker 4: Going to go up?

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Speaker 1: And so can I have some tonic please for my banana?

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Speaker 1: Don't feel Ludicris.

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Speaker 3: Author Kathy let was on the show something about old

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Speaker 3: women becoming invisible. I can't remember exactly.

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Speaker 1: I read a study that said that they mocked up

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Speaker 1: a bank robbery and people had to say what they

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Speaker 1: had seen and who'd been where The woman in her fifties,

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Speaker 1: no one tracked where she was. You could live a

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Speaker 1: life of crime and no one would know. You're completely invisible.

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Speaker 4: Well even am I five? And they're saying now they

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Speaker 4: want to recruit older women because nobody sees us. I mean,

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Speaker 4: you guys are so lucky to have these brilliant women

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Speaker 4: around you.

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Speaker 1: You're spoiled, lost, You're spoiled yew, They're great. I did

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Speaker 1: eat four a day.

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Speaker 4: Everyone, Could you slap him?

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Speaker 2: I've given our joke.

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Speaker 3: Foot is back with the AFL season kicking off next week.

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Speaker 3: The NRL season has got a jump start with their

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Speaker 3: opener in Las Vegas. To mark the occasion, producer Meg

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Speaker 3: had been tasked with finding the big names of the

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Speaker 3: game for mystery Footy Tipper.

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Speaker 4: This is where it all went her.

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Speaker 3: Eye as she tried to hunt down former NRL Star

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Speaker 3: now commentator Paul Fatty Vaughton.

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Speaker 5: So I've been trying to getting someone really good, you know,

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Speaker 5: to start off the year.

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Speaker 2: What about Fatty Vaughtons?

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Speaker 5: So that's who I message, So I said, Hi, Paul,

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Speaker 5: I was wondering if you were free this Thursday. And

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Speaker 5: then I get a text saying not sure how you

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Speaker 5: got this number, but please delete from your contacts. Also

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Speaker 5: Meghn it's not Paul, but I read it as it's

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Speaker 5: not Paul to you. Oh my god, he's offended because

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Speaker 5: I called him his first name and not Fatty. Right,

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Speaker 5: I replied and said, my apology is Fatty.

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Speaker 4: Thought it was polite to use.

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Speaker 5: Your first name. Digital Jenna get some message on Instagram

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Speaker 5: and it's from Rachel Griffiths, Oh the actor. She just

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Speaker 5: got a text from your producer, Megan. When I called

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Speaker 5: her out for the weird cold text, she wrote this,

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Speaker 5: My apology is Fatty. Polite's your first name?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, apologies Fatty.

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Speaker 3: Over in Glasgow, Scotland, parents was I'm so angry at

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Speaker 3: a Willy Wonker experience that police were called.

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Speaker 2: Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow has parents calling the police

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Speaker 2: because it was so lame. There were supposed to be

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Speaker 2: Willy Wonker and whimsical umpa lumpas who in reality were

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Speaker 2: actors struggling to recite scripts and hastily handed to them

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Speaker 2: the night before opening, so I was like.

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Speaker 1: This, come with me and you'll.

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Speaker 4: In a world.

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Speaker 2: Somebody line, Sorry, I've forgotten the rest.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm paid to be an extra. I only get

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Speaker 1: three words.

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Speaker 3: I thought Jonesy could be a little weird, but his

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Speaker 3: minty handing out mate takes the cake.

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Speaker 2: Flight attendants they like you to be engaged.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 2: When he gets on the plane, he buys a bag

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Speaker 2: of Minty's and he goes to the head flight attendant.

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Speaker 2: Here's some minties for you, guys. Make sure you have

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Speaker 2: shared them with everyone else. He reckons he always gets

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Speaker 2: good treatment on the plane.

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Speaker 1: If you saw someone sitting next to on a plane

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Speaker 1: and handing the flight attendant and minister and them out,

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Speaker 1: dear mates, I think you're an idiot.

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Speaker 4: Bag of Minty's.

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Speaker 3: Everyone loves a minty I suppose.

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Speaker 4: I don't think they do.

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Speaker 2: Actually, maybe they know.

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Speaker 1: It's quite a divisive lolly.

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Speaker 3: Mum always wore me about people like that. This has

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Speaker 3: been Jen y Ri's jibber Jabba, good on your jam.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one point seven w M.