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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Well, it just seemed

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Speaker 1: extraordinarily improbable yesterday that at a new South Wales hospital

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Speaker 1: RPA and Camperdown, three baboons were spotted as running around.

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Speaker 1: It was they were found, I mean they were captured again.

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Speaker 1: They were from a nearby facility, testing facility, which makes

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Speaker 1: everyone feel a bit uncomfortable with this guy. They went

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Speaker 1: out of their way to say this guy was only

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Speaker 1: being brought into the hospital for a vasectomy. He had

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Speaker 1: two wives with him to calm him down and give

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Speaker 1: him support. Ny the eighth, So he was going to

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Speaker 1: undergo a vasectomy.

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Speaker 2: I've had a vasecta me. The last thing you want

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Speaker 2: is any woman anywhere near them trying to calm you down.

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Speaker 1: You missed a bit. Can you keep him.

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Speaker 2: Underne Remember that? Wasn't there a friend of yours mother

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Speaker 2: that thought with the vasectomy.

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Speaker 1: Did you cut off everything? And she said, oh, you

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Speaker 1: don't need all of that. She thought testicles, panis all

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Speaker 1: came off, chopped them all out. And what did she say, again,

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Speaker 1: I don't need all that.

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Speaker 2: Because it's funny with women, they seem to think that

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Speaker 2: they're in control of the whole vasectomy thing.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Case in? But when I got my vasectomy was a

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Speaker 2: few years.

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Speaker 1: Ago, Christmas and Birthday combined as a gift.

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Speaker 2: My wife says, oh, you won't need a general anesthetic,

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Speaker 2: just a local one will do you. And I, as

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Speaker 2: a man doing what he's told, said, are you fair enough?

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Speaker 2: I was about to go in there for it, and

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Speaker 2: then Andrew, one of the guys that used to work here.

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Speaker 1: I remember this.

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Speaker 2: He said to me. He said, are you going from

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Speaker 2: sector me? I said yeah, and he said, we'll get

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Speaker 2: a general anesthetic and I said, oh no, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: don't need one, you just need a local. And he

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Speaker 2: said who told you that? And I said my wife?

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Speaker 2: And he said does she have testicles? And I said, well,

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Speaker 2: I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't. He guess,

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Speaker 2: get a general anithetic, and I'll tell you why. So

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Speaker 2: he's gone in there because his wife said, oh, you

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Speaker 2: only need a local anesthetic. He's gone in there. They've

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Speaker 2: put the little privacy there's little curtain. They put it

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Speaker 2: above your business so you can't see what the doctor's doing.

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Speaker 2: So he gets the local candy crush. The doctor, you know,

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Speaker 2: feels his area and says, can you feel that. I

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Speaker 2: can feel a little bit, but no, I think I'm okay,

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Speaker 2: So keep going.

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Speaker 1: So I try again, nose you ever go.

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Speaker 2: Anyway? Still feeling it top okay? Anyway, the doctor starts

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Speaker 2: cutting into the area, and Andrews says, you know, I

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Speaker 2: can I can feel stuff. I can feel stuff because no, no,

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Speaker 2: you can't feel anything. It's fine. So at this stage

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Speaker 2: he's got the clamps on the vast deference kids, the

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Speaker 2: vast deference the little tube that carries a little spermy

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Speaker 2: into the whole thing. So what they do is they

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Speaker 2: chop the vast deference and they tied and a knot

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Speaker 2: and it's a simple kind of procedure. So the doctors

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Speaker 2: cut into his vast deference, got the little pliers that

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Speaker 2: hold the tubes up. At that point, the aniset has

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Speaker 2: worn off the local and Andrew said the pain was unspeakable.

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Speaker 2: So he's flinched. He's going, oh like that. The doctor

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Speaker 2: has fallen back and pulled his vast deference and over

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Speaker 2: the little curtain, the privacy curtain, which is about a

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Speaker 2: foot above his cry he saw his vast deference. He

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Speaker 2: couldn't walk for a week.

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Speaker 1: Was he like one of those things like a frog

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Speaker 1: and you pull the cordinet's arms and legs.

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Speaker 2: So I got a general atis there.

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Speaker 1: You know, I had to film a vsectomy when I

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Speaker 1: was working with Beyond two thousand. They're doing this new

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Speaker 1: sterilization technique in China where they just pretty much inject

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Speaker 1: arroldyed into your testicles. And this poor man was there

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Speaker 1: for us to film him doing it. So his shoes,

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Speaker 1: he just placed his shoes. I don't think they gave

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Speaker 1: him a local or anything. Placed his shoes under the table.

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Speaker 1: This poor man, we greeted him, said hello, We stepped

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Speaker 1: outside while he was prepared, came in and there's just

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Speaker 1: a sheet over his area, but his testicles just flopped

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Speaker 1: out the top like keyhole surge. And I got the

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Speaker 1: giggles because it was just, you know, awful to see.

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Speaker 1: And so we were filming Aryl Dyke being injected into it,

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Speaker 1: and there was a Chinese film crew filming us. So

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Speaker 1: there's Beyond two thousand crew filming operation filming the doctor,

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Speaker 1: Chinese crew filming us. The Chinese doctor was so nervous

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Speaker 1: his hands were shaking, and the poor man who was

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Speaker 1: having this done was just making eye contact with me

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Speaker 1: almost pleading, and I'm there with a mask on, shoulders

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Speaker 1: going up and down, laughing. It was terrible because my

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Speaker 1: husband's had one of these, and he bought new pajamas.

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Speaker 1: Every man in there sitting there with brand new pajamas.

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Speaker 1: You can see where the folds are on their pajamas.

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Speaker 1: And the man in the bed next to him was

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Speaker 1: woken from his general anesthetic by a clown. His wife

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Speaker 1: had arranged a clown to wake him up from women.

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Speaker 2: Just keep away from it. Jones and Amanda Morning