WEBVTT - #77: Lockdown Day Drinking

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.

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<v Speaker 3>Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,

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<v Speaker 3>nursery pikes, p y k E s pray, Why I

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<v Speaker 3>kay as in kill? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Why okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?

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<v Speaker 3>Food?

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<v Speaker 5>Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having

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<v Speaker 5>a good child?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Is it just by a couple of mitches?

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<v Speaker 6>What about me?

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<v Speaker 7>Don't forget?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he is MITUREI and.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Hello Episode seventy seven, Hello Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi guys, Happy Lockdown Sydney. Yeah we're still here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. Wow, look at this guy that we thought we

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<v Speaker 1>could not do the podcast for you. We had to

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<v Speaker 1>keep pushing through.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're doing the show from home at the moment

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<v Speaker 5>because we thought, well, the definition of essential has shifted

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit. The situation doesn't seem to be getting

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<v Speaker 5>any better in Sydney, so we just thought we'd play

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<v Speaker 5>it safe for doing the show from home. But hey,

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<v Speaker 5>we're still here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's rough, and I'm here with Hayden too, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>like all I ever do is see him. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>I actually want my heart to grow longer. What's that expression,

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<v Speaker 1>distance makes the heart grow longer or fonder?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yes, distance makes the heart grow fonder.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I might just go grocery shopping and then maybe

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<v Speaker 1>don't reply to my text, So I think you've been kidnapped,

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<v Speaker 1>which is so I can actually miss you for a

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<v Speaker 1>bit because I'm seeing him constantly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, babe, love you, but get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally fuck off. And they come home from work at

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<v Speaker 1>like one am and he's up. He's like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I can wake up at eight o'clock and

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<v Speaker 1>now I can go straight to my first meeting. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I've got the singles bubble option now in Sydney,

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<v Speaker 5>because I realized that if everyone's in lockdown, because the

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<v Speaker 5>rule was you can only have intimate partner's visit. But

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<v Speaker 5>then they were like, oh, there's a lot of single people,

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<v Speaker 5>so I have to make the tricky decision who's my

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<v Speaker 5>one designated friend. I was at a point where I

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<v Speaker 5>was so lonely I was going to start fingering all

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<v Speaker 5>the menuloge drivers just so they sit around and like

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<v Speaker 5>hang out with me longer. Hello, Jimmy Brings, Can I

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<v Speaker 5>finger you so that you're intimate we can chat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yuck.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaking of Jimmy Brings, you know how he had Sophie

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<v Speaker 5>Monk on the show a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, of course because viral.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because she mentioned Jimmy Brings on the show. They

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<v Speaker 5>gave us vouchers and so thanks, so free pissed just

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<v Speaker 5>for mentioning Jimmy Brings.

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<v Speaker 1>In love, miss Monk, do you have yours?

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<v Speaker 8>Be?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we decided yeah, yeah, we decided to use our

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<v Speaker 5>vouchers for the show today. I've got four bottles of rosa.

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<v Speaker 1>You ordered them. Hold on, show me hold your bag

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<v Speaker 1>up to the camera.

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<v Speaker 5>This is mine.

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<v Speaker 1>The size of your bag.

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<v Speaker 5>My bag is like so much bigger than yours. And

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<v Speaker 5>I just got to get I just got like four

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<v Speaker 5>cheap rosees. And the reason I wanted to use the

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<v Speaker 5>vouchers today is because I've turned this pandemic into a

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<v Speaker 5>drinking game that we're going to do on the show today.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so yeah, you might have to pour yourself a

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<v Speaker 5>glass there, Darlan, What.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it's not drink? For every case we'd be bloody blind.

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<v Speaker 5>No, definitely not that game. Okay, we shan't be cheersing

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<v Speaker 5>to that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we shouldn't. What did you get? Can you show

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<v Speaker 1>me just four bottles of road though? He look at mine?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a bottle of Captain Morgan pineapple and mango rum.

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<v Speaker 5>What say that again?

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<v Speaker 1>I got Captain Morgan Tropical pineapple and mango spiced rum.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair Alida, look at it. It's like bright pink.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, hold on, hold your horses, because this is

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<v Speaker 5>for my idgen that we're using. The booth. Jimmy brings.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if it is your first time listening, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>what's going to be a very different Is it just

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<v Speaker 1>me potentially drunk from home? Every week we bring you

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<v Speaker 1>to igems something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitches we go

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<v Speaker 1>in cold or the technically, I kind of know what

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<v Speaker 1>Midges is today. Even you a fair into you have

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<v Speaker 1>and we're prepared. We have props. Guys. It's like we're

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<v Speaker 1>at dream World and my ugym is Olympics related. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm gonna say. I'm just not convinced.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's it. Yeah, I forgot that there's something else

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<v Speaker 5>happening in the globe at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, lockdown, that's what I'm thinking. It feels like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just being swept under the rug.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I forgot the bloody Olympics we're on.

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<v Speaker 1>I hold that thought. Do you want to begin with

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<v Speaker 1>your regim?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>There's glad, it's very jicly and need a frickin' phosaurus?

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<v Speaker 5>Why the bloody New South Wales premiere every morning? You

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<v Speaker 5>know how she does the eleven am press conference.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's become my daily ritual to wake up

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<v Speaker 1>and get a coffee and watch it. Oh really, you

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<v Speaker 1>actually watch it because I get up at like ten thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>so I have my coffee, I'm still in my pajamas

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<v Speaker 1>and I watch it every morning. It's great.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I find it a bit grim to watch it, so,

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<v Speaker 5>but my housemate always has it on in the background.

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<v Speaker 5>And I've just noticed every time she's talking about the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 5>talking about the delta strain, there's one bloody word that

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<v Speaker 5>she uses over and over again, and that word is

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<v Speaker 5>quash quash. Do you know what quash means?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that a fenny fart.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's a qui.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh queef, sorry quick, And then it's on my head

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a quiff.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a qui. Quash means to put an end to,

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<v Speaker 5>and she's always saying, oh, quash the virus, quash this

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<v Speaker 5>quash that there's so many synonyms that she could use

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<v Speaker 5>for quash, like defeat, yeah, overcome, stop, curb, stifle, thwart, yeah, thwarted, clobber, yeap,

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<v Speaker 5>stamp out, or even just end and yet kill defeat,

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<v Speaker 5>Let's end it, get rid of it, get rid of

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<v Speaker 5>the virus.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think though, that there's like a media trainer,

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<v Speaker 1>marketing manager going gladys, you can't say stop. We've run

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<v Speaker 1>focus groups and it's too aggressive, especially with the nose

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<v Speaker 1>on you. It's just too much.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe I feel like quash it's like an automatic pr

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<v Speaker 5>you know, a word that describes the sound or replicates

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<v Speaker 5>the sound. Yeah, you know what I mean. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>I've got some audio from one of her press conferences

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<v Speaker 5>where she kept saying quash, and I've turned it into

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<v Speaker 5>a drinking game. I want us to take a sip.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? I want us to take a sip. Every time,

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<v Speaker 5>she says, quash, so get you Jimmy brings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got it mine, just for the international listeners. Gladness,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, is our state premire and she addresses

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<v Speaker 1>the state of New South Wales every morning to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about covid.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yours looks good.

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<v Speaker 5>I filled it to the brim, she says, quash a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, oh my god, this is tropical. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what that drink. I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>mix it with something. Hold on, look at you.

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<v Speaker 5>I love how you sort of think outside the box

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<v Speaker 5>where I just go a safe bet rose every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Why should I mix it with some seven art? Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go?

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<v Speaker 5>What actually is your go to drink? Because I know

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<v Speaker 5>you don't drink a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>But like I done, I very rarely drink. I like

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<v Speaker 1>a cocktail and I like it sweet. But that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a wine drinker, although my dad fucking runs

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<v Speaker 1>a wine business. Who thought thunk?

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<v Speaker 5>Which one did you work for? Again?

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<v Speaker 1>He's the general manager of Yellowtail Wine.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, big, I do love a yellowtail.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and Yellowtail proud sponsor No not. They don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a shit.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you ask your dad to sponsor our podcast I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I've sent him our media kit and everything. So hi mate,

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<v Speaker 1>currently targeting forty five to fifty year old tar talk

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<v Speaker 1>soon not now. Thanks, love you. What's when you come

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner?

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<v Speaker 5>Cheers Mitchell, cheers. Okay, so this drinking game you ready?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to play the audio? Yep, take a sip.

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<v Speaker 5>Every single time Premier gladysburgically and uses the word quash. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>let's go brace yourself.

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<v Speaker 10>Our vaccination rates are so low, and yet we've done

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<v Speaker 10>really well in stemming that the growth of the virus.

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<v Speaker 11>What we need to do now is quash it.

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<v Speaker 10>Because with the vaccination rates the way we are they are,

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<v Speaker 10>we won't be able to leave freely and safely unless

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<v Speaker 10>we're able to quash this cub out break. And that's

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<v Speaker 10>why I just ask everybody to continue to do what

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<v Speaker 10>you're doing. Don't leave hoone unless you absolutely have to.

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<v Speaker 10>So I just want to again thank everybody for your efforts.

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<v Speaker 10>I know that some people are very upset and angry

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<v Speaker 10>and frustrated. We all are, but the measures we're putting

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<v Speaker 10>place have allowed us to go into a phase.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we want to quash this thing.

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<v Speaker 10>We know some businesses in particular. We need to focus

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<v Speaker 10>on now bread quashing the virus so that we can

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<v Speaker 10>meet really and safely moving forward. But I want to

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<v Speaker 10>say yourself, it's a pretty I.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to work to tougher than we've ever have to

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<v Speaker 1>drive to work, to drive to work, now, work till twelve.

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<v Speaker 10>And that's that's because that's because it's really important for

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<v Speaker 10>us to quash this fair against unfortunately our vaccination rates.

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<v Speaker 5>You can tap out.

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<v Speaker 10>The federal government has told us that from mid September

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<v Speaker 10>to the end of October we will get many more doses,

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<v Speaker 10>and we're looking forward to that. But what is there

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<v Speaker 10>both the challenge and the opportunity for us is to quash.

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<v Speaker 1>As much this is this one straight run and during

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<v Speaker 1>those this.

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<v Speaker 5>Is only like a couple of minutes excerpt.

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<v Speaker 10>What we do know is the decisions we had to

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<v Speaker 10>take to quash this. Oh, the actions we did today

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<v Speaker 10>would have been double triple quad.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm going to leave it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's cut that. Jesus.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I love me and Rose, but I stuffed up

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<v Speaker 5>my own drinking game because I wasn't really taking SIPs.

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<v Speaker 5>I was taking gulps, and then I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>after the first forty eight SIPs, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a lot, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the same. I'm like, she'll probably say it

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<v Speaker 1>three times, so I'll pace myself. How many was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Five? Quash?

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<v Speaker 5>I lost count? I'm a bit quashed myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a radio show to do in a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of hours. I'm interviewing Vanessa and my Rossy. I love her?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you really yes? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Job? Your eyes are glazed over it. I can smell

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<v Speaker 1>pineapple and coconut. That's the spice, captain.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it any good?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. It's honestly really good. It's like try

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a peanut colata and a glass. I love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Ready for my agent, Give me a bit. I need

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<v Speaker 5>some water, fuck me, thank you, glad us. Get a

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<v Speaker 5>fucking the Thoris Darlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks? Okay, all right, let's do mine?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Does the Olympics just do nothing for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Not a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I get no feeling. It's as if they put a beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>bad chested woman in a room with us and they

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<v Speaker 1>went do whatever you want, a numb from the waist down.

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<v Speaker 1>I there isn't one sport at the Olympics that could

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<v Speaker 1>get me to sit on my couch and watch it.

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<v Speaker 5>There's also all these sports that I did not realize

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<v Speaker 5>through Olympic sports. I swear the other day they were

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<v Speaker 5>like rollerblading or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, but at least so did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>shooting was in the Olympics? Like it with a gun?

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<v Speaker 1>What are they shooting clay discs?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Okay, wow, I didn't know that, but that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Shooting is a sport modern pentathlon and pentathlon.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even know what pentathlon.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither know why, but the olden pentathlon is like the

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<v Speaker 1>original Greek Olympics one, and they've also like, oh well

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<v Speaker 1>it is twenty twenty one, so let's modernize it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how. Maybe I'll get to Apple watches.

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<v Speaker 5>But do the pentathlons ask for consent or something like?

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<v Speaker 5>There's the me too going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably skateboarding.

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<v Speaker 5>Skateboarding. Yeah, that's the weird one. I noticed the other

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<v Speaker 5>day and I was like, since when is that an

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<v Speaker 5>Olympic sport?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what that? Actually? I do? Lie perked

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<v Speaker 1>my interest and then I watched a clip and it

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<v Speaker 1>was horrific. How do you doryboarding?

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<v Speaker 5>Why what happened in the skateboarding?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you do like an oli and then a kickflip

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<v Speaker 1>and then they run down a ramp and then they

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<v Speaker 1>do like a double were It's just I don't understand it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't go that's good or that's bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Then they go, oh, scooter Smithy wins gold. Of course

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<v Speaker 5>he does, and then they head bang to Avril Levine.

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<v Speaker 1>And Tony Hawk gets up and present him a copy

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<v Speaker 1>of Tony Hawk Press Kate Archery Badminton.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, archery, God, that takes me back. One of my

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<v Speaker 5>friends had a bow and arrow like an archery thing

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<v Speaker 5>and we have to shoot it at hay Bales. Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I loved archery. I could have been at the Olympics archery.

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<v Speaker 5>I could have made Tokyo twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's also the thing that gets me. I My

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<v Speaker 1>family adore it, and they will put up an insta

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<v Speaker 1>story screaming and shouting for Australia to get a gold medal.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you that invested? You don't know this person,

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<v Speaker 1>If it was a cousin, if you went to school

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<v Speaker 1>with them, go for it. But I just don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>the love for the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm the same when it comes to any sort

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<v Speaker 5>of sport. It's like everyone's like, oh, go the Blues,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's like I have no emotional attachment or investment

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<v Speaker 5>to the Blues.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? All goes far as to say, who

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<v Speaker 1>are these people? Who are these who are these famous sportsmen?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever in your life met a famous archer?

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<v Speaker 12>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do they go the three other years that the

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<v Speaker 1>Olympics aren't on, If.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not Kathy Freeman, haven't heard of them?

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<v Speaker 1>And then.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to Is it just me who doesn't love

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<v Speaker 4>some free shit?

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do please leave a review, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd like to leave us a review five stars.

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<v Speaker 1>It keeps the pod on the cloud, keeps us going,

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<v Speaker 1>keeps us fed, and keeps us happy and healthy. And

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<v Speaker 1>if that review is read out on the show, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got a week to get in contact with price keeper

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna dm her and we will send you out a

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<v Speaker 1>limited edition commemorative Season three mat Ye.

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<v Speaker 5>Jenna can't wait. She's just sitting idly by on our

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<v Speaker 5>Instagram account, a couple of miches waiting for your message.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan exactly, Oh my god, what I'm king that's the

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<v Speaker 1>surprise birthday guest.

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<v Speaker 5>Ilar My birthday was last week.

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<v Speaker 1>I completely forgot about that. I forgot I installed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Burn that racket down, Mitchell. This is I know you

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<v Speaker 1>know nothing about this. Go to your phone because I've

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<v Speaker 1>just sent you a message. A birthday message now came

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<v Speaker 1>in late. I wasn't able to do this on the

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<v Speaker 1>show last week because I had to get in contact

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<v Speaker 1>with my contact on the set of Laura and Order

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<v Speaker 1>s for you. What you know, I know people on

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<v Speaker 1>the set I started theater in New York. My friend

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly is the standard for Marishka Haggerty, and I got

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<v Speaker 1>her to connect.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I don't mean to sound disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no. She doesn't just know Marishka

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<v Speaker 1>haggertyate hagitate MITCHELLI also knows tamar At Tuney from Laura

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<v Speaker 1>and Order. Happy Birthday. Someone has a message for you.

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<v Speaker 7>Happy birthday, Mitchell. It's tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 13>Toney also known as doctor Melinda Warner on Loan or Warner,

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<v Speaker 13>which I understand you are a huge fan of. Thank

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<v Speaker 13>you so much for that and for being a fan

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<v Speaker 13>of mine and my character.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, Warner is the smartest one in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very.

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<v Speaker 13>Much she does bring, the knowledge, she does solve crimes,

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<v Speaker 13>her scientific contribution the show enough for that these days

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<v Speaker 13>miss her. But anyway, thank you for being such a

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<v Speaker 13>big fan of the show. Wishing you the best, best birthday,

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<v Speaker 13>so excited about your podcast. And here is a special

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<v Speaker 13>birthday song just for you.

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<v Speaker 7>You have a birthday, we have none. We sing to you.

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<v Speaker 7>You have a birthday, We have none. We sing to you.

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<v Speaker 13>Happy birthday, We sing to you, Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>We sing to.

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<v Speaker 7>You, Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 13>Mitchell and your buddy Mitch was the one who reached out.

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<v Speaker 7>And shared the exciting news. I hope you have a

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<v Speaker 7>great day. Take care.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god. She really went above and beyond, didn't she.

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<v Speaker 5>She Do you know who Milinda is on the show?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, on S for You, I do, Yes, I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>her face once. We'll put this on the socials, but

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<v Speaker 1>she is. Her face is very well known.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she's the one that on S for You. Every

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<v Speaker 5>time there's some sort of death. She's the one that

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<v Speaker 5>does the autopsy and she yes rules whether it was

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<v Speaker 5>an accident or a homicide or whatever, and she just

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<v Speaker 5>sang to me. That was the weirdest experience of my life,

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you tomorrowtunity.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, well connected, Mitchell, and I use my

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<v Speaker 1>little black book to make you the happiest birthday boy ever.

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<v Speaker 1>A week later, I'm more confused. Also, she really got

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<v Speaker 1>a hard plug in there for s for you, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>she That was like thirty seconds of the video.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>She thinks really highly of her own character. She's solving

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<v Speaker 5>the crime.

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<v Speaker 1>She brings the science.

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<v Speaker 5>The knowledge, the brains. Good for the beauty, the wit.

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<v Speaker 1>The hair. She's often wearing socks. It's like, okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a really read ass. Anyway, happy birthday. Still, we love you,

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<v Speaker 1>know my birthday mentioned to christ Maybe that's the alcohol talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do reviews. This one comes in from a litl Aurora.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, big love from Queensland. On Apple Podcasts, she says, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Darlan's longtime fan. I lived Monday. I live in the

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<v Speaker 1>Gold Coast but work just over the border in New

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<v Speaker 1>South Wales. That's a big drive. I had the pleasure

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<v Speaker 1>of replaying three old Epps, which kept me sane during

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<v Speaker 1>my three hour journey back to Queensland today after work.

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<v Speaker 1>My usual twenty minute commute home was extended due to

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<v Speaker 1>the border checkpoint going back up. Of course, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>keeping me company in the car and giving me a

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<v Speaker 1>laugh despite being in a foul mood. Love you to day.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm no good at maths. But her usual twenty minute

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<v Speaker 5>commute was extended to three hours because of the border

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<v Speaker 5>checking crossing border, you know, protocol with the COVID lockdown

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff. That's shit. Something's not adding up, But it

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<v Speaker 5>means that we get more downloads, so that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks lil, Thanks Lily, We love you. This one, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>comes in from Facebook. So if you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Couple of Mitch's Facebook page, you can leave us a

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<v Speaker 1>review there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean, I mean preferably leave us a review

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<v Speaker 5>on Apple podcasts because that actually helps us climb the charts.

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<v Speaker 5>But we do have a lot of scabby listeners who

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<v Speaker 5>have androids and say how can we leave a review

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<v Speaker 5>and leave a mug? So Facebook page is, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the next best option, but ideally Apple podcasts please.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly right. We have eron Michelle Mueller on Facebook saying

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<v Speaker 1>Love Couple of Mitches is our favorite podcast. I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea how I found it, but literally find myself

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<v Speaker 1>saying so often I don't know what I would have

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<v Speaker 1>done without this. Everything is so relatable and so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to be fit, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>fit into any category to like this podcast. They did

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bit on our engagement on an episode, right, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember this, so this listener. What happened there was I.

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<v Speaker 5>Was asking for first date ideas and she's the one

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<v Speaker 5>that said that they were just having I think I

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<v Speaker 5>might have been chips and gravy to look out or

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<v Speaker 5>something like that. And they're still together now and they

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<v Speaker 5>listen together to the podcast as a couple. Yes, And

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I can't imagine listening to a podcast

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<v Speaker 5>with someone else. I've never done that.

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<v Speaker 1>Or starting a podcast with a significant other. What a

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<v Speaker 1>dumb idea that would be. I've just done it, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>he says. She says. We bond over listening to episodes

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<v Speaker 1>in the card together. Love the lives on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>the Facebook group where we can all chat together and

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<v Speaker 1>you can actually reply to the comments, not like insert

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<v Speaker 1>any other public figure here. I've even made friends public figure.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious. I mean, I have a radio show, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 5>But babe, I'm unemployed. I've got nothing better to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Than chat to you gronks.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. We both wish you guys had your

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<v Speaker 1>own TV show or something. We need more content. Fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be a rough show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Like we're doing the show from home today and

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<v Speaker 5>if you could see me right now, I'm not fit

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<v Speaker 5>for television.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a sweating, awful big love always, Mitch times

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<v Speaker 1>two in Jenna Eron and Nick and Adelaide, South Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the best reviews yet. You're getting a mug gull.

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<v Speaker 7>Love your Aaron and Nick.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch comes in from staff, but it's not a review.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so does she get a mug get to need

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone? Oh nah, she just asked a

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<v Speaker 1>question in jure an Idiots, a secret Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, she says, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Or would would anyone else? Want to hear Krooms do

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<v Speaker 1>a prank call doing his ite of buttos.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh yes, thank you for that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see this come through?

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<v Speaker 5>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't realize that my Ida Butcher's impression was that

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<v Speaker 5>good because like the idea of prank calling someone as

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<v Speaker 5>Eida Butchos made me very nervous because I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>is my impression even that good do I even say

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<v Speaker 5>much like her for anyone who hasn't no way who

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<v Speaker 5>eid a butchos is she's like an assy media veteran,

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<v Speaker 5>and she's very proper and very earld and she had

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of a lisp.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in her eighties, mind you, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly, So this is what she sounds like if you've

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<v Speaker 5>never heard her voice. I found a piece of audio

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<v Speaker 5>from when she was still working on Studio ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Or was his ask eer?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it is a fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we love that.

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<v Speaker 5>When people would write in with their questions for Iodo,

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<v Speaker 5>how do I go about this scenario? A mother wrote

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<v Speaker 5>in because she was taking her daughter to dance classes.

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<v Speaker 5>I think she was doing ballet and one of the

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<v Speaker 5>other moms said her feet are too flat for ballet,

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<v Speaker 5>She's got to do tap instead. And this was Ida's advice.

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<v Speaker 5>So this is the voice I'm trying to impersonate.

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<v Speaker 7>Go Danniel.

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<v Speaker 12>That was appalling, and it's appalling behavior from the other mother.

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<v Speaker 12>You know, I think you need to be very direct.

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<v Speaker 12>What I want you to do is with a smile

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<v Speaker 12>and making sure that your little girl and her daughter

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<v Speaker 12>and all the other little girls cannot hear you. My

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<v Speaker 12>father once told me there was time and a place to.

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<v Speaker 7>Use the F word, the.

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<v Speaker 12>Poor later one, and I think you should just say

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<v Speaker 12>to her smiling.

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<v Speaker 5>Iconic moment from Ida Butcher, it's also very out of

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<v Speaker 5>character for Eida because she's so prim and proper.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a saint, the closest thing that we have to

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<v Speaker 1>a saint in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like she's one of those people that really loves

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<v Speaker 5>man as an etiquette. And fortunately I do have a

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<v Speaker 5>lisp though that kind of lends itself to my ite

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<v Speaker 5>Butchroth impression, and so Staph, thank you for your suggestion.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm ita right now. My I used to work on

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<v Speaker 5>Studio ten and my dear colleague Sarah Harris turned forty recently.

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<v Speaker 5>She did thank you for your suggestion, Steph. I decided

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<v Speaker 5>to take you up on that challenge and call Sarah

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<v Speaker 5>Harris as aita to wish her happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello Sarah speaking, Oh how.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>Sarah? THI to butcherth calling.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh you lovely.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm well, I believe that I have a belated birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>Wish happy fortieth.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, thank you darling, thank you. Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 8>bit strange in Lockdown, but they made a big dealer maybe,

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<v Speaker 8>but on the show, which was kind how wonderful.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've been meaning to Fa and Thuner, but you know,

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<v Speaker 5>busy running the apth and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope you have a fabulous birthday. I did see

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<v Speaker 5>that they treated you well on the show. Have you

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<v Speaker 5>been having zoom called with loved ones and stuff? It

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<v Speaker 5>must be lonely?

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<v Speaker 8>Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. This is

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<v Speaker 8>an eer, is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Ship, She's on to me quicker than I thought. Sarah, Hi, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 5>it's Mitch and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never say stuff that's oh my god, that's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what I thought, trying to be eloquent, like.

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<v Speaker 8>Fuck, my god, you're so good.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, thank you very much, you're really really it's Mitch

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<v Speaker 5>Coomb's doing the item impression right now? Hello, am I true?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do an iter. I just do a good

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<v Speaker 1>bow Ryan.

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<v Speaker 8>Giving you by Ryan?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah? And then come how are you? Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you the Crinella is California. It's a new California.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the place to live. It's great for families, it's awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>it's awesome, an.

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<v Speaker 5>Amazing Hey, Sarah, you're like me, You have to have

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<v Speaker 5>your friggin birthday during COVID lockdown.

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<v Speaker 9>I know, I know, but you know what, Like I

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<v Speaker 9>don't really get out much anyway, so it's kind of

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<v Speaker 9>like my regular life. Yeah, and I got to have

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<v Speaker 9>I got to have this fun show with a fun

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<v Speaker 9>day on the show, and then I got to be with.

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<v Speaker 8>My boys, which was just the best ever. So and

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<v Speaker 8>I've been eating birthday cake for dinner every night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the best part of happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 8>I can I believe you got me. You know, when

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<v Speaker 8>it started to come undone, when you would have.

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<v Speaker 9>To be busy, she.

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<v Speaker 8>Wouldn't say that.

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<v Speaker 5>She wouldn't say what.

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<v Speaker 8>She wouldn't say, well, I've been did you wing the

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<v Speaker 8>ABC darling?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as if she needs no, because.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, I does not explain her own self to anyone.

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<v Speaker 8>I cannot believe how good you are?

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<v Speaker 5>I meant, did she actually greet you by saying, well,

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<v Speaker 5>how do you do Sarah?

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<v Speaker 8>She does?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I just made that up. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Me do some more? Do some more?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you know what I was going to do? I

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<v Speaker 5>was going to say, hello, Sarah, it's me Ada, But

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<v Speaker 5>troth Ao if I had a fucking AO, i'd be

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<v Speaker 5>introducing myself that way. Or is it, oh, you're an

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<v Speaker 5>AO adults only, but yeah that's me. Sorry, I'm an O.

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<v Speaker 5>Fuck I'm long gone, no a chance of getting that.

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<v Speaker 8>It's like I worked with her for I think five

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<v Speaker 8>years she's on the show, and it's like working next

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<v Speaker 8>to the Queen.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so poised, so elegant, she is whip smart and

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<v Speaker 8>just across everything. She's got a heart of gold ider.

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<v Speaker 5>Buttro she does seem sweet, she's so can you be

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<v Speaker 5>a good word so we can get her on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, I'll try. I mean

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<v Speaker 8>she's busy running the ABC and all.

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<v Speaker 9>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually feel like Ida Buttros is one of those

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<v Speaker 5>people that I never want to meet because I just

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<v Speaker 5>want to have this vision of her in my mind

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<v Speaker 5>as being excellent and I don't want her to ever

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<v Speaker 5>like hate me.

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<v Speaker 8>I'd have to be the kind of the cheeky devil's advocate.

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<v Speaker 8>They would go so lighter. You know, have you ever started,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, in a busy room and you know she's like,

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<v Speaker 8>please Sarah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she's very polite, isn't she Mitch, did I ever

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<v Speaker 5>tell you this story? I got Sarah. I got Sarah

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<v Speaker 5>to record a voice memo reading out the not My

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<v Speaker 5>Cup of Tea reviews that we got and it was

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<v Speaker 5>kind of she was doing like a news reader voice,

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<v Speaker 5>like good morning, funny as fuck, yeah, pair And she

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<v Speaker 5>just did it on her phone in the dressing room.

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<v Speaker 5>And then it was like, must you swear like that? Sarah?

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<v Speaker 5>She overheard it was not impressive.

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<v Speaker 8>It was boken from Queensland.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she actually gets it, Like, do you remember I

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<v Speaker 1>had to do a segment when I first started at

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<v Speaker 1>the radio station. Kyle and Jackie O were like, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be here at Kiss get a celebrity on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone in twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was a challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a challenge they set to me. And I

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<v Speaker 1>got Ida Buttros on her home phone du which is

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<v Speaker 1>the most iter thing ever to bring a zero zero

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<v Speaker 1>two nine number, And they got her on the air

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<v Speaker 1>and they said, oh, you don't even know Mitch. This

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<v Speaker 1>is just you got this through a contact, and she went, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know Mitch. I've I've known him for years. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>he was my mentor. He's been to my house. I

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<v Speaker 1>had she made it up on the spot, but just

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<v Speaker 1>to make me look good, she improvised, and a queen,

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<v Speaker 1>a queen.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't know why she would have done that. She would

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<v Speaker 8>have gone alike, his hustle, I'm going to back here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's what she likes.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and she would have seen a little bit of

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<v Speaker 8>light by doing that. And because it takes some guts

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<v Speaker 8>right to the eye to buttros and say do you

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<v Speaker 8>want to come on the radio?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, well we'll leave you to it. Sarah, thank

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<v Speaker 5>you so much for answering the phone today.

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<v Speaker 1>Love.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're listening to is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>The rude Shocks of young adultsthood?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>What a good.

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<v Speaker 5>Sport, I know. God love her. They had their two

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<v Speaker 5>thousandth episode celebration last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Studio ten.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it feels like they've only been around for five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great show. That's the show that I wake

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<v Speaker 1>up with every morning. Like I said, I ten thirty

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<v Speaker 1>and they go want Studio ten. It's my morning ritual.

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<v Speaker 5>I love is it?

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<v Speaker 1>You watch it?

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Studio ten guard because it loose and like

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<v Speaker 1>this show is loose, My radio show is loose. Loose

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<v Speaker 1>is my definition of Life. So I love watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very chill.

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<v Speaker 5>But also by the time you get up at ten thirty,

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:17.400
<v Speaker 5>you've actually missed all the breakfast shows. So like Studio

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<v Speaker 5>ten is what you're watching.

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<v Speaker 1>A mid morning show. Love and We Love Sarah Harris.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaking of which, can you believe that it's already been

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<v Speaker 5>two months since I finished with Kyl and Jackio?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Two months?

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like a month if that, I know, but flies.

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<v Speaker 5>I've realized recently after leaving that job that I've just

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<v Speaker 5>been left with permanent damage. Oh therapy, no, no, no, no,

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 5>nothing that a therapist can fix. Oh dear, it's that

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<v Speaker 5>damage to my vocabulary. Okay, you had the list before

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<v Speaker 5>you started.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be silly.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it wasn't that. I call them vocab invasions. Okay. So,

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<v Speaker 5>just by being there in the room with Carl and

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<v Speaker 5>Jackio as they did their show every morning for four hours,

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<v Speaker 5>five days a week. I was there for four years,

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<v Speaker 5>I've picked up on so many phrases that they both use,

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<v Speaker 5>so much of their mannerisms and stuff, and I've realized

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<v Speaker 5>after leaving the job that, oh my god, I got

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<v Speaker 5>that from Kyle or I got that from Jackie.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you've taken on parts of their vocabulary into everyday life.

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<v Speaker 5>There's so many things that I would never have said

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<v Speaker 5>before working for Kannena JACKIEO. For example, from Kyle. One

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<v Speaker 5>of the things that I've started saying a lot more

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<v Speaker 5>than I ever did with grow up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you do say that?

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<v Speaker 5>Just shouting at people to grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>Grow up? That is a very Kyle thing, it is.

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<v Speaker 5>I've also started accusing people of getting the rag on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I have been the recipient of that many

0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>a time.

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<v Speaker 5>Which, yeah exactly, which is his way of saying that

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<v Speaker 5>you know you've got your monthly. Yes, you've got the

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<v Speaker 5>rag on, you're a bit grumpy, which is actually, when

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<v Speaker 5>I think about it, revolting, but I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get the rag And also, no one uses rags.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not yesterday, although Jenna does.

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<v Speaker 5>I also, because of Kyle, started calling people clown like, ah,

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 5>you know that red added clown over there, whatever's.

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 1>Kyle often calls a call or a clown.

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<v Speaker 5>Get off your clown, yeah exactly. And I've also started

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<v Speaker 5>referring to sex as being chocer blocked. Oh ah, yeah,

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 5>she got choco blocked. He was choker blocked up in

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<v Speaker 5>her like, I would never have said that before.

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Here in Kyle is such a visceral mental image, especially

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<v Speaker 1>in the bum you know, yes, I.

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<v Speaker 5>And another one is the way he says the word

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<v Speaker 5>no when he's like's repulsed by the idea of something

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<v Speaker 5>because someone suggested so. For example, right now, suggests to

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<v Speaker 5>me that we don't go for a run.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that's would never happened, did you. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we go for a very very intense block run.

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<v Speaker 6>Nah?

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<v Speaker 1>He reads it like that real breath and with.

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<v Speaker 5>A Gruntna, I've started doing that because of Kyle. And

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<v Speaker 5>then there's Jackie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, lovely old Jackie. Oh we love her.

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<v Speaker 5>Vocab invasions are eight?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you do that all the time. Is that a

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie oism?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? I'd never used to say that, but she says

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<v Speaker 5>it all the time, just you know, if she's questioning

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 5>something confused, eh. But she gets it from her father,

0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 5>who was like a Queensland guy, all right, he always

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<v Speaker 5>goes eight. And I'm like, is this how the vocabulary works?

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<v Speaker 5>It's gotten passed down from a man in Queensland to

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<v Speaker 5>Jackie to me, like, and we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing a show imagine all the listeners that would have

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<v Speaker 1>these exact isms exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, okay, well we've got listeners, albeit much

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<v Speaker 5>smaller scale audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Than pub beginning.

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<v Speaker 5>But I wanted to know what vocab invasions we've made

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<v Speaker 5>and other people, and so I put the call out.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, send us a voice message on Instagram. Let

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<v Speaker 5>us know what phrases you've picked up on the and

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<v Speaker 5>you now say that you never did before. The first

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<v Speaker 5>one comes from Steph. Hi. My name is Steph.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm from Hobart and ever since I started listening to

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<v Speaker 10>this podcast, I've picked up a few new phrases along

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<v Speaker 10>the way.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you to mister Mitchell Coombs.

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<v Speaker 10>So I now say, hey, Darlan, and how very dare you?

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<v Speaker 5>How very dare you? No mention of you yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I I hope there's one of me in here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, no, you've been you've been invading people. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 5>one's from Callum.

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<v Speaker 14>Hey, it's Callum from Brisbane. And ever since I started

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<v Speaker 14>listening to this podcast, I now say Darlin a lot,

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<v Speaker 14>and it's become sort of a part of my customer

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<v Speaker 14>service vocabulary. And with Cherry, I feel like whenever someone

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<v Speaker 14>mentions a name or a person Dot Wigans will pop

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<v Speaker 14>into my head and just go who, despite the fact

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<v Speaker 14>that I might know them or not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's your influence.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say who came into Dot? Because oh goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>meet gross. No one's ever coming to d well they have.

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<v Speaker 5>But years ago, did I learnt that John Law has

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<v Speaker 5>had an affair with Dot?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? They did? Yes? Correct, No, but I see who?

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<v Speaker 1>In my general I say who all the time, just

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<v Speaker 1>like Dot, like in real all the time. Who. It's

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<v Speaker 1>awful anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you came about naturally that who thing, and

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<v Speaker 5>then it caught on its weird anyway. This next one

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<v Speaker 5>is from Brianna.

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<v Speaker 15>Hey, this is Brianna from Penrith.

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<v Speaker 10>And ever since I started listening to the podcast, I've

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<v Speaker 10>started saying, don't be daft.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't be We haven't used that one for ages. Don't

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<v Speaker 5>be daft, don't be daft Darlin.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nice way of insulting someone, but it's thinly

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<v Speaker 1>veiled as a joke.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe daft, Yeah, because it makes them really take a good, long,

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<v Speaker 5>hard look at themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh I am being darf that's right.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't possibly do that. I don't think I used

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<v Speaker 5>that enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved don't don't be daft. It's great, Okay, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, next one, This is from Sarah.

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<v Speaker 13>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Sarah. I'm from Port McCrory, and since listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast, I have started telling.

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<v Speaker 14>People to not get lippy with me.

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<v Speaker 2>My road rage has escalated to me screaming through the

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<v Speaker 2>windscreen excuse the fact you and the Pinnacle moment was

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<v Speaker 2>on the weekend. I was catching up with a friend

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<v Speaker 2>of mine and we're talking about me starting to date

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<v Speaker 2>since I've come out as being gay, and she proceeded

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<v Speaker 2>to down which she was going to set me up

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<v Speaker 2>on online dating, and I was like, Aha, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>because all the pictures that you have with me in

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<v Speaker 2>it is of us. And she goes, that's all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just do your Facebook profile picture, to which I

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<v Speaker 2>swung around and in true Coombs's sassy attitude, went.

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<v Speaker 1>How very dare you?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's when I realized, oh shit, I'm having Mitchell moments.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, hang on, sorry, Donald.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh brilliant.

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<v Speaker 5>There's your influence right at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>There, double influence now.

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<v Speaker 5>Sarah, Sarah, Yes, firstly, congratulations on coming out. Secondly, you're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna have to be a bit more scathing. If you're

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<v Speaker 5>going to say how very dare you, it's going to

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<v Speaker 5>be how very dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, I didn't realize that I say, or you say,

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<v Speaker 5>excuse the fuck you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who is that? Is that?

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<v Speaker 14>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the fuck you.

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<v Speaker 5>It sounds like you think, yeah, it's more likely me.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like these vogueab invasions are also calling me out.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, do I say that? Oh my god, I do?

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, these are all great merch ideas. I can see

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<v Speaker 1>T shirts for all of these.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's the thing. Actually a lot of these, I've

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<v Speaker 5>got a few want to go. A lot of them

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:32.759
<v Speaker 5>say that they say Dullan because of us. And do

0:35:32.760 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 5>you remember when we were doing merch March earlier in

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<v Speaker 5>the year, I wanted our jumper to say Darlin on it. Yeah,

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 5>and you said, oh, that's more of a you thing

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<v Speaker 5>than an other thing. I disagree. I think it's both

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:44.919
<v Speaker 5>of us. You say Dulan all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I say Dallan because I've been influenced by you.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never say Dullan post.

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<v Speaker 5>Preger outside of this dam Yeah, Gode Dallan, you got

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<v Speaker 5>to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Our do you double l?

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<v Speaker 5>I M there's no ar anyway, Dallan descend by coming through.

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<v Speaker 5>This next one comes from Vinny.

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<v Speaker 16>Hey guys, it's Vinnie here from Cumberland, Maryland in the USA.

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<v Speaker 16>I've been listening to both of you from the start,

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<v Speaker 16>and you can definitely tell, because I've noticed that when

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<v Speaker 16>I'm at work and I have a bad customer come

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<v Speaker 16>through my checkout line or from at the grocery store

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 16>and people are really pissing me off, I'll say for

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:22.239
<v Speaker 16>fuck's sake or fucking ill under my breath, and I'll

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:24.800
<v Speaker 16>add the Bogan accent so I can sound like Coombs.

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<v Speaker 16>And one thing I've noticed that makes me sound like

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<v Speaker 16>Cherry is I've noticed lately that when I laugh, if

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:34.200
<v Speaker 16>I laugh too hard, I've been coughing and weezy, so

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:37.719
<v Speaker 16>I sound like I'm borderline asthmatic. I do throw in

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<v Speaker 16>the blionds every now and again to see if someone

0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 16>takes the bait and try and correct me. As for Jenna,

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 16>I do squeal unnecessarily all the time, like a geriatric mum.

0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:50.399
<v Speaker 16>But hey, who hasn't in this past year?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, that's true. Jenna's not even here to defend herself.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not.

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<v Speaker 5>I do obviously have footage of her screaming and sounding

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:01.720
<v Speaker 5>like a geriatric of course, so it's like Jenna's spirit

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:02.359
<v Speaker 5>is still here.

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, that's like audio from a torture chamber.

0:37:09.360 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 5>Sounds like she's giving birth. I also love that he

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:19.239
<v Speaker 5>puts on the Bogan accent. Farker. I know.

0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Also, coughing after a laugh is not Is not you

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:24.480
<v Speaker 1>being influenced by me? Get checked?

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 5>possible for a vocab invasion, as I call it, to

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 5>give someone asthma.

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree. Get checked videos anymore?

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:35.520
<v Speaker 9>Yep.

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<v Speaker 5>This one's from Meg. Hey guys, my.

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Name is Meg, and I'm implemented into calling my cat

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 1>clever anytime she does something very cute, don't you that's

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Isabella the fat cat.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my cat has put on.

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<v Speaker 1>Choc it on. That's not that I can talk christ.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I mean, isolation hasn't been kind to a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of my poor Isabella. But I've ordered her some diet

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 5>cat foods, so you know what happens. I'm taking it

0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 5>for war. Good God, she'll shed some cages, don't you worry.

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 1>And she's such a clever girl. Oh she's so she'll

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:07.399
<v Speaker 1>learn to lose the way she's clever.

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:10.879
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. This next one is from mez Hi.

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 7>I am mes from Geelong and ever since listening to

0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:19.319
<v Speaker 7>the podcast, I have started saying.

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:24.920
<v Speaker 15>Lions and I will literally just say it randomly for

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:28.399
<v Speaker 15>no reason all the time, not.

0:38:28.360 --> 0:38:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Even something that I use in my day to day vocap.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that you're aware of that it's an accident. I

0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:38.560
<v Speaker 5>also love that she added the Mitchell Tury vibrato lions.

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Where does that come from? It is very It's very,

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:42.399
<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 5>You just randomly exclaim things sometimes, right?

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 7>One more?

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 5>This one's from Ruby.

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<v Speaker 15>Hello Dullnn.

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:49.880
<v Speaker 5>My name is Ruby.

0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 15>I'm from Victoria, but I'm of it in Brisbane. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 15>And since listening to the pod, I have stopped saying

0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 15>Dallan And people think it's like a shining green thing

0:38:59.000 --> 0:38:59.759
<v Speaker 15>and I'm like no.

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<v Speaker 5>A couple of meting get on board.

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:03.839
<v Speaker 15>And I've just started at a new union and I'm

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 15>literally known for calling everyone dulln, so everyone like calls me.

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 5>Dulln and I'm like, yeah, that's me. I love the pod.

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 5>Who Shany Grimman, Shani Grimmon, She's the YouTuber, But I

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:18.160
<v Speaker 5>didn't know that she was known for saying dallan.

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if she was a major listener of ours and

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:23.760
<v Speaker 1>it was actually a vocab. What's it called invasion? Invasion

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Shannie Gibbons, Grimmonman, that's all the fucking same.

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, look at its go. We're in your brains.

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:36.319
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you were infecting baby. There are so many things

0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 1>that you say that I that I have been influenced

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:42.360
<v Speaker 1>by you. Outside of Dulann, outside of Darlin. I'll go

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking It'll just be which we've discussed on the show before.

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:49.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not fucking, it's it's sharp e n.

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, fucking with e En has a different energy to

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:54.279
<v Speaker 5>fucking discussed this before.

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you wouldn't want to be fucking someone.

0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.319
<v Speaker 5>But that sounds like something that happens to a roll

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:01.200
<v Speaker 5>under a bridge.

0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, if you drop your bottle of Captain Morgan

0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:08.800
<v Speaker 1>pineapple rum, you'd go, oh fucking oh, Mitchell, I'm blind drunk.

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 5>We only had a few SIPs, just such a lightweight.

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:16.000
<v Speaker 5>I've polished off all four of my roads A bottles.

0:40:16.040 --> 0:40:18.400
<v Speaker 5>Not really bullshit, you haven't over the other bit of one.

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, hey, Lockdown episode done. And dusted. If

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you do have a vocab invasion that you want to

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:25.360
<v Speaker 1>send us, send it us to us. You know, this

0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:27.279
<v Speaker 1>might happen again. There might be more words that you

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 1>develop because of the couple of mitches.

0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, let us know in the Facebook group and during

0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 5>idiots because of where you can find us.

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, please leave us a review. We are still

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 1>doing the commemorative season three mugs. If your review is

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:39.080
<v Speaker 1>read out, and if you was just read out today,

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:41.160
<v Speaker 1>contact price keeper Jenna. You've got a week to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, there's been some drama with the mugs.

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Can I just oh, yeah, this is the this is

0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the cracking, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. So we've been selling and sending mugs for months

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<v Speaker 5>without any issues, and then because we send them in batches,

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:56.960
<v Speaker 5>right like we might send ten at a time, and

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<v Speaker 5>one of the batches must have been drop by the

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:04.319
<v Speaker 5>postman before they actually got dispatched, so when they were

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 5>all still together as a cluster, and so in the

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:09.239
<v Speaker 5>space of twenty four hours last week we got all

0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 5>these methoges being like my mug is destroyed.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 1>No, but not like the handle is off or there's

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 1>a chip in the top. It was like a one

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:21.000
<v Speaker 1>thousand piece puzzle. It was basically dust, like the cremated

0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 1>urns of an auntie. It was horrific. So we apologize.

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:25.840
<v Speaker 1>If that has happened to you, please reach out to

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:26.799
<v Speaker 1>us because we'll replace them.

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:30.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's the thing. I sent out an email to

0:41:30.239 --> 0:41:32.880
<v Speaker 5>everyone that had ordered recently and I said, Hi, everyone,

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:36.480
<v Speaker 5>we've been made aware that a couple of mugs have

0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:40.760
<v Speaker 5>been damaged during transit. If you received a smashed mug,

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<v Speaker 5>please like, don't be polite, do not hesitate to tell us,

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<v Speaker 5>and we'll send you a new one free of charge.

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<v Speaker 5>And oh, this broke my heart. I got a reply

0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:55.120
<v Speaker 5>from a girl called Georgie and she was like, Hi, yeah,

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:58.759
<v Speaker 5>my mug was smashed. I didn't want to ask for

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<v Speaker 5>a new one, so I've been trying to let it

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<v Speaker 5>together and I was like, oh, honey, throw it out.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll send you a new one. Get rid of the glue,

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:11.319
<v Speaker 5>get rid of the mug. Send me your address, we'll

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<v Speaker 5>send you a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>Your customer, if you bought a fucking air fryer from

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Brevel and it came cracked, you wouldn't know It's okay,

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 1>it'll work.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, just let us know. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.

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<v Speaker 5>I've started putting fragile. I went to the post office

0:42:24.920 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 5>and bought tape with the word fragile on it. So

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<v Speaker 5>just been wrapping the mugs in that so the postman

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<v Speaker 5>knows to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Weazy dog if you want one, to leave a review

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:34.759
<v Speaker 1>or Lincoln Ar Instagram BYO if you want to buy.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back next week. I think still from home, Mitch,

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I think this is it for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm not feeling too optimistic about the lockdown

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<v Speaker 5>lifting in Sydney anytime soon.

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<v Speaker 1>No normal, everyone's stay inside masks on. Yeah, parades for freedom?

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Shoot me?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I know, don't be daft, don't be dark. Protesters

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:58.239
<v Speaker 5>don't go to a fucking parade. And if you know

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:02.080
<v Speaker 5>someone who goes, you don't know them anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse the fuck exactly right. Thank you for listening, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I will see you next week for seventy eight. Look

0:43:07.600 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 1>at us. Go get into one hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>We're climbing slowly bit surely we'll catch you next week, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Bybe you guys, see ye is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 11>Come, Welcome to a to D brief.

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<v Speaker 5>This is our secret segment on the end. We hope

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<v Speaker 5>to trick most people out of hearing this part because

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<v Speaker 5>this is not our best work.

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<v Speaker 1>Any bosses listening, this is your official warning. You've technically,

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<v Speaker 1>for all intents and purposes, signed the contract to say

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:04.440
<v Speaker 1>that if you want to, you know, use us in

0:44:04.440 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 1>any capacity, don't use this audio.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like the start of the show, you put some

0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:11.799
<v Speaker 5>thought into it, you know, some, Yeah, a little bit,

0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 5>but this part, what the fuck? They're just rambling.

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:16.359
<v Speaker 1>It's just it really is the end of the earth.

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 1>It's the after party. It's the after party for the

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<v Speaker 1>main show, which is the main birthday show, birthday Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm drunk. I am so drunk.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't even drink that now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like.

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<v Speaker 5>Glad I said a few times, but that's not enough

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<v Speaker 5>to get you, Piers.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've still been drinking. And as we've been recording,

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:34.440
<v Speaker 1>look at the bottle, I've had what two shots?

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<v Speaker 5>Why have you still been drinking? I thought you said

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<v Speaker 5>that you have to drive.

0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:39.840
<v Speaker 1>After still going well, and I'm not driving for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of hours. I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I love how you've gone out in sympathy like we're

0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:46.799
<v Speaker 5>doing the show from home because we're like, uh, if

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 5>you can do it from home, you should, that's what

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:52.080
<v Speaker 5>the advice is. And you're still going to work, so

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 5>you very much could just do the show from the

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:56.520
<v Speaker 5>studio and I'm at home. But you're like, nah, baggery.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I completely fucking forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I could you easily cool. Oh, but I'm more

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 5>or less stuck here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are. You can't go anywhere, because if you.

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 5>Can, you should work from home. But you really can't

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<v Speaker 5>as far as your radio show goes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and I have an essential work letter, like I've

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>got it lemonaded on my front seat, so if I

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 1>get pulled over by the police, I can go no, no, no,

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>look at this, I'm essential. Me doing my quiz at

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock every night is essential.

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<v Speaker 5>In all honest. See, if if you're in this studio

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<v Speaker 5>like next week or a couple of weeks after, and

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:29.240
<v Speaker 5>I'm still working from home, it's going to be quite

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<v Speaker 5>a battle for you to even get me back.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I'm very editable. Yep, I could do this forever.

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<v Speaker 5>I could work from home forever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm read. I was about to say, are you on

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:37.799
<v Speaker 1>your bed?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm so comfy. Although can I tell you I've

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<v Speaker 5>got I've had a bit of a moral dilemma, you

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<v Speaker 5>know how. It was my birthday last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we here so one we all know.

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<v Speaker 5>My mum's birthday present was a new set of sheets.

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<v Speaker 5>They're very nice. Quilt, not the quilt cover, like the

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<v Speaker 5>actual quilt you put in the quilt cover.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the actual doner.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, the douner itself. And so the quilt is made

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<v Speaker 5>out of it's like a wool quilt, right, okay, And

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<v Speaker 5>it's almost like a weighted anxiety blanket. It's so heavy.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it. But it just because it's woolen it

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<v Speaker 5>stinks of lanolin, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sheep oil.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm impressed you knew what lanelin was. That's what

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 5>you were gonna be, like what I'll be to the

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<v Speaker 5>Easter Show. And I watched, I watched, I watched em.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So lanelin's like the wax or the oil that they

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<v Speaker 5>extract from wool. Some people treat it like it's a delicacy,

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:38.840
<v Speaker 5>where like, you know, there's there's lanolin moisturizes. People you know,

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<v Speaker 5>actually enjoy the smell of lanolin. But to me it

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<v Speaker 5>smells like death.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, would smell like home, right, you'd have that stentil

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<v Speaker 1>through your house and your mum handles sheep, so she

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<v Speaker 1>stick of lenolin.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, exactly right. It reminds me of being at home

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<v Speaker 5>in the shearing shed, which this may come as a

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<v Speaker 5>shock to wear everyone listening. That's not an environment in

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<v Speaker 5>which I thrive, right, shad basically the hairdresser for the sheep.

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:03.600
<v Speaker 5>You've got to strip them of their wool and then

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<v Speaker 5>sell the wool for profit. And it's just oh hot

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:11.879
<v Speaker 5>and stinky at reeks of laneline. And I was going

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<v Speaker 5>to bed on the night on my birthday and I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, this is comfy, And then I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>fucking laneline?

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<v Speaker 1>So is it covered in like a Is there like

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<v Speaker 1>a cover on it that you can wash? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>soak it in bleach or something?

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<v Speaker 5>My washing machine isn't even big enough for the quilt

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<v Speaker 5>like And mom Mum is one of those really nervous

0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:33.799
<v Speaker 5>gift givers where she gives you something and then even

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<v Speaker 5>if you've expressed absolutely no negativity, there's nothing to indicate

0:47:38.280 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 5>you don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>She just goes she reads it.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got the receipt. I've got the receipt. Where I've

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<v Speaker 5>got the receipt, I can return it. And I think,

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<v Speaker 5>for the first time in my life, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>be like, babe.

0:47:46.520 --> 0:47:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take you up on that offer.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, your present pongs. This quilt reeks of fucking sheep,

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<v Speaker 5>Like she don't know if I deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she handmake it or something?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it just the confusing for but like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>I might just have to hang it out of the line,

0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:04.440
<v Speaker 5>let it air out.

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<v Speaker 1>And that here's the thing, twist the rolls. If you

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<v Speaker 1>had given someone a gift and you genuinely had the

0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:11.319
<v Speaker 1>receipt and you thought, hey, you know what, I've got

0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:13.520
<v Speaker 1>the receipt. If you want to change it, go for it,

0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:15.319
<v Speaker 1>and then they contact you in a week and go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I do? Would you be offended?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I wouldn't mind. I'd rather that than them

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:24.640
<v Speaker 5>pretend they like it when they don't. I don't know, yes,

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:26.799
<v Speaker 5>But then you'll never know it because, like she she

0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:29.360
<v Speaker 5>wasn't to know that it was going to stink like

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<v Speaker 5>a sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>She's probably immune to the smell. As she was wrapping it,

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:35.799
<v Speaker 1>she went, oh, this smell is so neutral and gorgeous.

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Little did she know that it's stunk of dead sheep.

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<v Speaker 5>A live sheep. Landeline is very much on a live Sorry,

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:46.680
<v Speaker 5>but yeah, I just I hate the smell of Laneline.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, if we were in the studio, i'd call her now,

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:51.040
<v Speaker 1>but we don't have the capabilities. I think you take

0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:53.239
<v Speaker 1>it back to her, send it back.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll try airing it out of something first. I feel

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<v Speaker 5>too bad, but it also with very comfy. It's the

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:01.120
<v Speaker 5>stink of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and wall is thick though. You know what, we

0:49:04.320 --> 0:49:06.279
<v Speaker 1>only have a couple of weeks left of winter. Then

0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:07.640
<v Speaker 1>it's going to start getting hotter. Do you have a

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:10.080
<v Speaker 1>second doner that goes on when it's summer. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>very good call actually, cause Hayden and I currently have

0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:15.440
<v Speaker 1>our duck down, which actually does stink a little bit

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:17.600
<v Speaker 1>of duck and will let you know, and like when

0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 1>we like rough it up a bit doing god knows

0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:22.920
<v Speaker 1>what the pill the feathers do puff out and you

0:49:22.960 --> 0:49:25.560
<v Speaker 1>can go that there's like you can smell the duck

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<v Speaker 1>like the game smell.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have a similar problem, but that's just currently

0:49:30.280 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 1>for winter. We have this big fluffy, expensive douna. But

0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:35.280
<v Speaker 1>in some we have a real thin woolen one.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I didn't even think of that. Maybe because it's

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<v Speaker 5>winter now, and even with this landel and fucking sheep stink,

0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:43.960
<v Speaker 5>and I still get a little bit hot. So yeah,

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:45.279
<v Speaker 5>that's a good point. I'll have to get me older

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:45.640
<v Speaker 5>and around.

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 1>But about out.

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<v Speaker 5>The other thing that confuses me about my mattress is

0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:50.759
<v Speaker 5>that you know how you get those ones that can

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<v Speaker 5>flip and they're like, oh, there's there's a winter side

0:49:53.160 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 5>and a summer side. How do I know which side

0:49:55.640 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 5>is which of the mattress. I don't understand what flipping

0:49:58.560 --> 0:49:59.959
<v Speaker 5>it does to make it hotter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we need to get Angela Bishop on the line.

0:50:02.640 --> 0:50:04.680
<v Speaker 1>She's a bed kind of sir with a waterbed.

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<v Speaker 5>She'd just be like, get a waterbed and get over it.

0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Solid advice to live by. Ooh see, now I want

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:12.919
<v Speaker 1>to get a new donner. Getting a new Dinner's and

0:50:12.920 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 1>putting a fresh set on your bed gives you a

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:16.239
<v Speaker 1>whole new lease on life.

0:50:16.640 --> 0:50:20.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I used to be so like carefree about my bed.

0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:21.640
<v Speaker 5>I was like, whatever is this a bed?

0:50:21.760 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:50:22.080 --> 0:50:24.760
<v Speaker 5>I used to have the crappiest mattress and whatever blanket

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:28.440
<v Speaker 5>the person in the sharehouse before me left behind. I

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:30.319
<v Speaker 5>used to not care about the beds, but it's just

0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:33.479
<v Speaker 5>been in recent times that I've realized how much time

0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 5>I spend in bed. Yeah, I'm like, I don't mind

0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:37.520
<v Speaker 5>spending money on it because I spend.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of my day, you know, especially in lockdown.

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<v Speaker 1>Treat yourself, yeah.

0:50:40.360 --> 0:50:43.600
<v Speaker 5>Because yeah, because Jordan, my house mane is obviously not

0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 5>going to work at the airport because I've locked down,

0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 5>so he's basically claimed to the loungdrym So I watched

0:50:48.040 --> 0:50:50.080
<v Speaker 5>TV in my room. I'm in my bed all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to be beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You should treat yourself too, Hayden and I got one,

0:50:53.960 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 1>and it's heaven. A pillow topper. What there's not many

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:01.200
<v Speaker 1>toppers in your life at the moment, so young, how

0:51:01.480 --> 0:51:07.680
<v Speaker 1>very dear. A pillow topper is essentially a really plush,

0:51:08.000 --> 0:51:11.320
<v Speaker 1>thick piece of really soft either duck down or cotton,

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:13.040
<v Speaker 1>and you wrap it on your bed. It's like a

0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:15.640
<v Speaker 1>bed cover, like a sheet, like a top sheet, except

0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:19.239
<v Speaker 1>it adds about three four inches of pillow, so it's

0:51:19.239 --> 0:51:20.879
<v Speaker 1>like you sink into a cloud. It's it's like.

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:24.399
<v Speaker 5>Those Is that those weird egg cup things egg cup,

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:27.239
<v Speaker 5>you know, like the mattress things that people get, and

0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:27.840
<v Speaker 5>they've just got the.

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<v Speaker 1>Little like yes yes, yes, yes, yes yeah.

0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:32.720
<v Speaker 5>They're like swollen clips.

0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Away yes yes, the little baby mossy bites all over

0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the bed yees.

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you just want to pop them like a simple See.

0:51:40.160 --> 0:51:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Hayden currently wants to buy a set of Versaci bed

0:51:42.560 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 1>sheets design a bed sheets, and the whole point of

0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:46.920
<v Speaker 1>designer sit is for other people to see, so then

0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:50.440
<v Speaker 1>they go look at him. He's got money, mate, unless

0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you're inviting twinks over when I'm at work, We're not

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:55.040
<v Speaker 1>getting the Sachi bedshit?

0:51:55.239 --> 0:51:57.800
<v Speaker 5>Are you trying to impress? Let's just go to fucking

0:51:58.320 --> 0:51:59.480
<v Speaker 5>Harvey Norman get.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I kia, I don't want a suchy bed sheets.

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<v Speaker 5>I would suggest that they're probably not that much better

0:52:06.160 --> 0:52:09.480
<v Speaker 5>than regular sheets. No, I've never been a brand. More like,

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:11.960
<v Speaker 5>I don't get off on owning expensive brands.

0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I like clothing brands, and I like shoes. I've got

0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:16.200
<v Speaker 1>all the Yeasis and I've got a couple of I

0:52:16.239 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 1>do like a couple of fancy things.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, do you know what, remember when you were bragging

0:52:20.480 --> 0:52:24.480
<v Speaker 5>about buying those Gucci slides oh yeah, And I was like,

0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 5>why the fuck would you buy them? I've been getting

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:29.920
<v Speaker 5>amongst the slide caper recently, and so I'm like.

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's joined the dark side.

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<v Speaker 5>I have slides.

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<v Speaker 1>They are white, the white ones, Yeah they're really.

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah so's they're from Athos. But I'm like, you know what,

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:40.719
<v Speaker 5>just like my bed, I spend a lot of time

0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:42.880
<v Speaker 5>in it, I spend a lot of time in the slides.

0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:44.680
<v Speaker 5>Maybe I should get some fancy flides.

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<v Speaker 1>You should, But you know, the whole argument about designer

0:52:47.080 --> 0:52:49.839
<v Speaker 1>things is that you can have six different plain black

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:53.160
<v Speaker 1>shirts from asoce or cotton on, and then in a

0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:55.319
<v Speaker 1>month they'll you'll lose. You'll go through one and six

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 1>months they'll all be gone because the scenes come off,

0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>they live thin. They start to pick. You get one

0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Gucci shirt and it will last you years and it's

0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:05.440
<v Speaker 1>got the label on it like it's so well made.

0:53:05.560 --> 0:53:07.560
<v Speaker 1>So I guess that is the argument. Same with the slides.

0:53:07.600 --> 0:53:09.760
<v Speaker 1>They're so sturdy. I had a pair of fact added

0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 1>as slides that because I'm so heavy, but like rubber on.

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:15.239
<v Speaker 1>The soules like you use Mini car were like all

0:53:15.320 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 1>rubbed off. I was leading in My guccis are like

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:20.120
<v Speaker 1>brand new. The equality is really great.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I have reached that age where I'm like, I

0:53:23.239 --> 0:53:25.760
<v Speaker 5>don't mind spending a bit of money if it's good,

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 5>you know, like I'm not just gonna go to cotton

0:53:28.840 --> 0:53:30.719
<v Speaker 5>On and get a scabby pair of two for ten

0:53:30.800 --> 0:53:33.080
<v Speaker 5>dollars track it's I'm gonna get some nice trackie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's how you know you're old when you you

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:37.920
<v Speaker 5>know you can categorize nice tracking.

0:53:38.280 --> 0:53:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I've got so.

0:53:39.680 --> 0:53:41.759
<v Speaker 5>Many nice trackies. I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, I know where all the outlets are.

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I could take you outlet shopping. Could you love a sale?

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I love a sale. I don't want to getripped off.

0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Where are we going Birkenhead Point? We'll start why.

0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:59.000
<v Speaker 5>That place, Birkenhead Point, and you can quote me on

0:53:59.040 --> 0:53:59.839
<v Speaker 5>this is hell.

0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:02.759
<v Speaker 1>It's the layout as terrible. The car park is in

0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:03.640
<v Speaker 1>a separate building.

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 5>Fucking that car park. Because there's so many scabs lined

0:54:08.239 --> 0:54:11.400
<v Speaker 5>up to get into Birkenhead Point, they end up queuing

0:54:11.520 --> 0:54:15.239
<v Speaker 5>up Victoria Road, which thereby makes my commute elsewhere. I'm

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:17.200
<v Speaker 5>not even going to Birkenhead Point, I just driving on

0:54:17.239 --> 0:54:17.680
<v Speaker 5>the freeway.

0:54:17.719 --> 0:54:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Nearby. They clog up the roads.

0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:23.200
<v Speaker 5>Nearby in Jermoine, and I'm just like that place is putrid.

0:54:23.640 --> 0:54:25.799
<v Speaker 5>You walk in there and you're like this month like

0:54:25.880 --> 0:54:29.080
<v Speaker 5>second Wave Corona, like it's so it's disgusting.

0:54:29.360 --> 0:54:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Delta is in Birkenhead Point. Delta was birthed in Birkenhead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in top Juice at Bergenhead. Well discuss it's a real

0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:43.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a designer outlet in Sydney, but also in the CBD.

0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I know the three hit locations and also DFO in Homebush.

0:54:46.600 --> 0:54:48.359
<v Speaker 1>I can take you there, will be in, will be out.

0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I know them, they know me.

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:55.560
<v Speaker 5>We may I'm a DFO home Bush, a Fishionado. I

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:56.960
<v Speaker 5>know that place on the back of my head.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. But you're going into fossil and New Batlet.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Fossil. Fossil is the watchtoor so you could think of

0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:11.400
<v Speaker 1>fossil watch and leather goods. Now, don'twhear a watch. I

0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:12.800
<v Speaker 1>wear a watch every day. Isn't that funny?

0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 9>Why?

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 10>Well?

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:14.760
<v Speaker 1>What happens?

0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:17.080
<v Speaker 5>Like I have a device in my pocket that has

0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:18.880
<v Speaker 5>the time on it at all times. I don't need

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:19.400
<v Speaker 5>a fucking you.

0:55:19.400 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Know what I was thinking this the other day. I

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:23.480
<v Speaker 1>think my Apple watches the leading cause so much of

0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:25.640
<v Speaker 1>my anxiety. I get every notification?

0:55:26.360 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 5>Do you know what? That's probably true?

0:55:28.239 --> 0:55:30.520
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm what serious?

0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:31.279
<v Speaker 5>Are you right?

0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Sorry? I'm very tipsy. I've stopped the Captain Morgan. I'm

0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:37.200
<v Speaker 1>on the seven up now? But what's repeating on me?

0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:40.000
<v Speaker 1>And of a candle?

0:55:41.000 --> 0:55:42.879
<v Speaker 5>Like a step down from Mountain jew?

0:55:43.760 --> 0:55:46.399
<v Speaker 1>Also seven up? Is it sprite? It's a very weird sense.

0:55:46.719 --> 0:55:49.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I think it's the lemonade sort of genre.

0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:51.600
<v Speaker 1>So I've got to go to work soon. Oh when

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:52.360
<v Speaker 1>are you getting fires?

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:52.440
<v Speaker 14>That?

0:55:52.480 --> 0:55:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Are you getting the jab soon?

0:55:54.880 --> 0:55:58.440
<v Speaker 5>The earliest booking I could get for Fiz was September,

0:55:58.520 --> 0:56:00.440
<v Speaker 5>so I'm booked in. I'm ready to go, but it's

0:56:00.520 --> 0:56:02.960
<v Speaker 5>like it's at the point where I might just get Astrasenka.

0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:05.120
<v Speaker 5>Do you remember on the show you talking about getting

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:05.800
<v Speaker 5>backed recently?

0:56:05.800 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Because I've had one jab one?

0:56:07.440 --> 0:56:08.360
<v Speaker 5>When do you get the second?

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Early August? I don't know the exact date, but a

0:56:11.200 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks I think next week?

0:56:13.200 --> 0:56:15.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And do you remember how I was like, I

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:18.319
<v Speaker 5>was joking around and I said, oh, fire, so that's

0:56:18.320 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 5>the good one. What's the shit one?

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Though?

0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:25.720
<v Speaker 5>No one wants poor astra astroseneka. Yeah, obviously I was joking,

0:56:25.719 --> 0:56:28.080
<v Speaker 5>but then I was realizing in hindsight, I was like, oh,

0:56:28.080 --> 0:56:30.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't really want that message out there. I don't

0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:31.920
<v Speaker 5>think that asenka.

0:56:31.520 --> 0:56:32.919
<v Speaker 1>Because it is not shit at all.

0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:35.160
<v Speaker 5>Well, no, I don't think it's something people should be

0:56:35.200 --> 0:56:38.839
<v Speaker 5>afraid of. And our mate Brooklyn who works with Kyl

0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:40.240
<v Speaker 5>and Jackie, Oh, he's been on this podcast.

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:42.120
<v Speaker 1>He was not one of the very first episodes. Brooklyn Ross.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I want to say episode eight. Yeah, Brooklyn Ross

0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:48.960
<v Speaker 5>was our guest, but he he did a video on

0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:50.719
<v Speaker 5>his Instagram the other day and it was awesome. He

0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:55.560
<v Speaker 5>basically broke down why people shouldn't be afraid of astrosenka

0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:58.399
<v Speaker 5>as an option for vaccination, particularly in Sydney where we're

0:56:58.400 --> 0:56:59.480
<v Speaker 5>in lockdown here.

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<v Speaker 6>It is okay, this is how PHISA is keeping Sydney

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:07.520
<v Speaker 6>lockdown longer. Australia still has seventeen million vaccines to jab

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:10.120
<v Speaker 6>into arms, but we don't have those vaccines yet. We

0:57:10.200 --> 0:57:13.280
<v Speaker 6>get a million doses of fiser every week from Europe,

0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:16.800
<v Speaker 6>but if we keep choosing fires over astrosenica, it's going

0:57:16.840 --> 0:57:19.720
<v Speaker 6>to take five months for us to get fully vaccinated,

0:57:19.800 --> 0:57:24.160
<v Speaker 6>that's maybe December. Our Astroseneka jabs are Australia made in Melbourne.

0:57:24.200 --> 0:57:26.960
<v Speaker 6>We have heap spare and we could be making two

0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:29.800
<v Speaker 6>and a half million doses every week. If we all

0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:33.640
<v Speaker 6>got astrosenica, we could literally be eighty percent vaccinated within

0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:40.200
<v Speaker 6>five weeks. So PISA really means four unnecessary months in lockdown.

0:57:40.280 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 3>But I know what you're.

0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:43.040
<v Speaker 7>Thinking, why astroseneka kill me?

0:57:43.720 --> 0:57:46.720
<v Speaker 6>Well, the chance of dying from a blood clot from

0:57:46.800 --> 0:57:49.240
<v Speaker 6>astrosenica is literally.

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:49.760
<v Speaker 1>One in a million.

0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:53.480
<v Speaker 6>You've probably heard that the contraceptive pill and viagra are

0:57:53.480 --> 0:57:56.160
<v Speaker 6>way more dangerous. If you go out and you catch

0:57:56.240 --> 0:57:58.880
<v Speaker 6>COVID in Sydney right now, you've got a one in

0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 6>three hundred chance of dying. That's three thousand times deadlier

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:07.720
<v Speaker 6>than astrosenica. Astroseneka beats Pfizer in other ways as well.

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:11.720
<v Speaker 6>A study of the Delta strain found that astrosenica after

0:58:11.800 --> 0:58:15.640
<v Speaker 6>four months provides better protection than PISA. Astrosenka was also

0:58:15.880 --> 0:58:20.400
<v Speaker 6>better than Phiza at preventing symptoms, according to this Canadian study,

0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:24.040
<v Speaker 6>and those fluey side effects that you get after a vaccine,

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 6>they're worse with Phizer and that's according to a survey

0:58:27.120 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 6>done from Westmead Hospital. The reality is astrosenica is not

0:58:31.080 --> 0:58:34.200
<v Speaker 6>any more dangerous than a heap of other safe and

0:58:34.360 --> 0:58:38.959
<v Speaker 6>common medications, but our fear of it is literally going

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:44.160
<v Speaker 6>to devastate Australia's economy unnecessarily. Every single person who thinks

0:58:44.200 --> 0:58:48.080
<v Speaker 6>it over and chooses to get astrosenica rather than phiza

0:58:48.560 --> 0:58:51.240
<v Speaker 6>is literally helping get us out of lockdown earlier.

0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:54.000
<v Speaker 3>If you can do it, Thank you.

0:58:54.000 --> 0:58:55.680
<v Speaker 1>You know. It's interesting when you hear it broken down

0:58:55.760 --> 0:58:57.320
<v Speaker 1>like that, it makes so much more sense. But then

0:58:57.320 --> 0:58:59.480
<v Speaker 1>when you're watching on the news and there are figures

0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:02.480
<v Speaker 1>and numbers and you're watching different channels and misinformation can

0:59:02.480 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 1>spread like that. So when you actually break it down

0:59:04.880 --> 0:59:07.200
<v Speaker 1>like Brooklyn did, it's so much it's so more easy

0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:08.320
<v Speaker 1>to understand.

0:59:08.400 --> 0:59:12.240
<v Speaker 5>I know. But then you've got fuck quits like Pauline

0:59:12.280 --> 0:59:15.960
<v Speaker 5>hands and going, oh, I'm not getting vaccinated. I'm not

0:59:16.000 --> 0:59:17.959
<v Speaker 5>putting that in my body. It's like, Dulla, no one's

0:59:18.040 --> 0:59:21.600
<v Speaker 5>ever want to put anything in your body, not even you.

0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:23.400
<v Speaker 5>We're going to put something in your body, babe.

0:59:23.520 --> 0:59:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Also, people saying you can't force us to get the vaccine.

0:59:27.400 --> 0:59:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Nobody is forcing you to get the vaccine. We all

0:59:29.880 --> 0:59:31.680
<v Speaker 1>want to get out of lockdown. We all want to

0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:32.280
<v Speaker 1>leave it.

0:59:32.560 --> 0:59:35.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're actually quite correct. No one can force you.

0:59:35.720 --> 0:59:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just do it though exactly. Also, the thing that

0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:42.320
<v Speaker 1>gets me is daft is don't be daft. Australia is

0:59:42.440 --> 0:59:46.000
<v Speaker 1>grand conspiracy. Who is benefiting from the conspiracy? No one

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:48.320
<v Speaker 1>can tell me who, Like, it's clearly not glad Us.

0:59:48.360 --> 0:59:50.640
<v Speaker 1>The poor bitch is exhausted. She's got a new boyfriend.

0:59:50.680 --> 0:59:52.320
<v Speaker 1>She just wants to get dicked down on the weekends,

0:59:52.360 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 1>but she can't because she's doing press release after press release.

0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:56.200
<v Speaker 1>She wants you to.

0:59:56.160 --> 0:59:58.280
<v Speaker 5>Be like, no quash. I don't know.

0:59:58.760 --> 1:00:00.440
<v Speaker 1>That's why she said. She wants to. You wanted to

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:04.360
<v Speaker 1>be quashed and pummel and she deserves it. The government

1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:07.480
<v Speaker 1>are not corrupt, for Christ's sake. They've absolutely bungled the

1:00:07.560 --> 1:00:08.000
<v Speaker 1>roll out.

1:00:08.280 --> 1:00:10.840
<v Speaker 5>Let us out of lockdown so that Gladys can.

1:00:10.800 --> 1:00:12.080
<v Speaker 1>Get dictator men.

1:00:12.200 --> 1:00:14.000
<v Speaker 5>That's the motto today.

1:00:14.120 --> 1:00:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Put that on a T shirt. Anyway, we should quash

1:00:16.840 --> 1:00:19.439
<v Speaker 1>the show. I gotta got a work great episode from home.

1:00:19.520 --> 1:00:22.480
<v Speaker 1>How are the acoustics When I yell welcome.

1:00:23.080 --> 1:00:24.600
<v Speaker 5>You sound like you're in a garbage man.

1:00:25.560 --> 1:00:28.439
<v Speaker 1>That sound like an IBus in circular key. All right, guys,

1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:31.960
<v Speaker 1>thank you for listening. Don't forget reviews five stars. It

1:00:32.040 --> 1:00:33.760
<v Speaker 1>keeps us going and Mitch, I didn't realize this, but

1:00:33.800 --> 1:00:35.440
<v Speaker 1>it actually puts us up in the algorithm as it.

1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:37.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it does. It puts us up in the charts

1:00:37.320 --> 1:00:39.480
<v Speaker 5>and stuff like that. You can win yourself a marg

1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:41.720
<v Speaker 5>as well as if that's not enough for an incentive,

1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:44.240
<v Speaker 5>you'd also be doing it as a favor. But yet,

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<v Speaker 5>thanks for listening. Even without the song, I'm still using

1:00:46.320 --> 1:00:48.919
<v Speaker 5>the catchphrase, we hope this podcast may be at least

1:00:49.000 --> 1:00:50.480
<v Speaker 5>two percent better today. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, that's all we achieve. I love you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for listening, and see you next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Catch you then, Bye bye, Happy lockdown.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me. I'm podcast by a coupla Mitch.

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