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Speaker 6: What about me?
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Speaker 1: Yes, Hello Episode seventy seven, Hello Mitchell.
Speaker 5: Hi guys, Happy Lockdown Sydney. Yeah we're still here.
Speaker 1: Yep. Wow, look at this guy that we thought we
Speaker 1: could not do the podcast for you. We had to
Speaker 1: keep pushing through.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing the show from home at the moment
Speaker 5: because we thought, well, the definition of essential has shifted
Speaker 5: a little bit. The situation doesn't seem to be getting
Speaker 5: any better in Sydney, so we just thought we'd play
Speaker 5: it safe for doing the show from home. But hey,
Speaker 5: we're still here.
Speaker 1: It's rough, and I'm here with Hayden too, so it's
Speaker 1: like all I ever do is see him. It's like
Speaker 1: I actually want my heart to grow longer. What's that expression,
Speaker 1: distance makes the heart grow longer or fonder?
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Speaker 1: That's I might just go grocery shopping and then maybe
Speaker 1: don't reply to my text, So I think you've been kidnapped,
Speaker 1: which is so I can actually miss you for a
Speaker 1: bit because I'm seeing him constantly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, babe, love you, but get out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally fuck off. And they come home from work at
Speaker 1: like one am and he's up. He's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just I can wake up at eight o'clock and
Speaker 1: now I can go straight to my first meeting. I'm like,
Speaker 1: go to sleep.
Speaker 5: Well, I've got the singles bubble option now in Sydney,
Speaker 5: because I realized that if everyone's in lockdown, because the
Speaker 5: rule was you can only have intimate partner's visit. But
Speaker 5: then they were like, oh, there's a lot of single people,
Speaker 5: so I have to make the tricky decision who's my
Speaker 5: one designated friend. I was at a point where I
Speaker 5: was so lonely I was going to start fingering all
Speaker 5: the menuloge drivers just so they sit around and like
Speaker 5: hang out with me longer. Hello, Jimmy Brings, Can I
Speaker 5: finger you so that you're intimate we can chat?
Speaker 1: Yuck.
Speaker 5: Speaking of Jimmy Brings, you know how he had Sophie
Speaker 5: Monk on the show a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course because viral.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because she mentioned Jimmy Brings on the show. They
Speaker 5: gave us vouchers and so thanks, so free pissed just
Speaker 5: for mentioning Jimmy Brings.
Speaker 1: In love, miss Monk, do you have yours?
Speaker 8: Be?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we decided yeah, yeah, we decided to use our
Speaker 5: vouchers for the show today. I've got four bottles of rosa.
Speaker 1: You ordered them. Hold on, show me hold your bag
Speaker 1: up to the camera.
Speaker 5: This is mine.
Speaker 1: The size of your bag.
Speaker 5: My bag is like so much bigger than yours. And
Speaker 5: I just got to get I just got like four
Speaker 5: cheap rosees. And the reason I wanted to use the
Speaker 5: vouchers today is because I've turned this pandemic into a
Speaker 5: drinking game that we're going to do on the show today.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, you might have to pour yourself a
Speaker 5: glass there, Darlan, What.
Speaker 1: Do it's not drink? For every case we'd be bloody blind.
Speaker 5: No, definitely not that game. Okay, we shan't be cheersing
Speaker 5: to that.
Speaker 1: No, we shouldn't. What did you get? Can you show
Speaker 1: me just four bottles of road though? He look at mine?
Speaker 1: I got a bottle of Captain Morgan pineapple and mango rum.
Speaker 5: What say that again?
Speaker 1: I got Captain Morgan Tropical pineapple and mango spiced rum.
Speaker 1: Fair Alida, look at it. It's like bright pink.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, hold on, hold your horses, because this is
Speaker 5: for my idgen that we're using. The booth. Jimmy brings.
Speaker 1: Well, if it is your first time listening, welcome to
Speaker 1: what's going to be a very different Is it just
Speaker 1: me potentially drunk from home? Every week we bring you
Speaker 1: to igems something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitches we go
Speaker 1: in cold or the technically, I kind of know what
Speaker 1: Midges is today. Even you a fair into you have
Speaker 1: and we're prepared. We have props. Guys. It's like we're
Speaker 1: at dream World and my ugym is Olympics related. It's
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. I'm just not convinced.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's it. Yeah, I forgot that there's something else
Speaker 5: happening in the globe at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lockdown, that's what I'm thinking. It feels like it's
Speaker 1: just being swept under the rug.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I forgot the bloody Olympics we're on.
Speaker 1: I hold that thought. Do you want to begin with
Speaker 1: your regim?
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: There's glad, it's very jicly and need a frickin' phosaurus?
Speaker 5: Why the bloody New South Wales premiere every morning? You
Speaker 5: know how she does the eleven am press conference.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's become my daily ritual to wake up
Speaker 1: and get a coffee and watch it. Oh really, you
Speaker 1: actually watch it because I get up at like ten thirty,
Speaker 1: so I have my coffee, I'm still in my pajamas
Speaker 1: and I watch it every morning. It's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I find it a bit grim to watch it, so,
Speaker 5: but my housemate always has it on in the background.
Speaker 5: And I've just noticed every time she's talking about the pandemic,
Speaker 5: talking about the delta strain, there's one bloody word that
Speaker 5: she uses over and over again, and that word is
Speaker 5: quash quash. Do you know what quash means?
Speaker 1: Isn't that a fenny fart.
Speaker 5: No, that's a qui.
Speaker 1: Oh queef, sorry quick, And then it's on my head
Speaker 1: it's it's a quiff.
Speaker 5: That's a qui. Quash means to put an end to,
Speaker 5: and she's always saying, oh, quash the virus, quash this
Speaker 5: quash that there's so many synonyms that she could use
Speaker 5: for quash, like defeat, yeah, overcome, stop, curb, stifle, thwart, yeah, thwarted, clobber, yeap,
Speaker 5: stamp out, or even just end and yet kill defeat,
Speaker 5: Let's end it, get rid of it, get rid of
Speaker 5: the virus.
Speaker 1: Do you think though, that there's like a media trainer,
Speaker 1: marketing manager going gladys, you can't say stop. We've run
Speaker 1: focus groups and it's too aggressive, especially with the nose
Speaker 1: on you. It's just too much.
Speaker 5: Maybe I feel like quash it's like an automatic pr
Speaker 5: you know, a word that describes the sound or replicates
Speaker 5: the sound. Yeah, you know what I mean. But anyway,
Speaker 5: I've got some audio from one of her press conferences
Speaker 5: where she kept saying quash, and I've turned it into
Speaker 5: a drinking game. I want us to take a sip.
Speaker 1: Is this it?
Speaker 5: Yes? I want us to take a sip. Every time,
Speaker 5: she says, quash, so get you Jimmy brings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got it mine, just for the international listeners. Gladness,
Speaker 1: by the way, is our state premire and she addresses
Speaker 1: the state of New South Wales every morning to talk
Speaker 1: about covid.
Speaker 9: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yours looks good.
Speaker 5: I filled it to the brim, she says, quash a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, oh my god, this is tropical. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what that drink. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: mix it with something. Hold on, look at you.
Speaker 5: I love how you sort of think outside the box
Speaker 5: where I just go a safe bet rose every time.
Speaker 1: Why should I mix it with some seven art? Here
Speaker 1: we go?
Speaker 5: What actually is your go to drink? Because I know
Speaker 5: you don't drink a lot?
Speaker 1: But like I done, I very rarely drink. I like
Speaker 1: a cocktail and I like it sweet. But that's it.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm not a wine drinker, although my dad fucking runs
Speaker 1: a wine business. Who thought thunk?
Speaker 5: Which one did you work for? Again?
Speaker 1: He's the general manager of Yellowtail Wine.
Speaker 5: That's right, big, I do love a yellowtail.
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Speaker 5: Cheers Mitchell, cheers. Okay, so this drinking game you ready?
Speaker 5: I'm going to play the audio? Yep, take a sip.
Speaker 5: Every single time Premier gladysburgically and uses the word quash. Okay,
Speaker 5: let's go brace yourself.
Speaker 10: Our vaccination rates are so low, and yet we've done
Speaker 10: really well in stemming that the growth of the virus.
Speaker 11: What we need to do now is quash it.
Speaker 10: Because with the vaccination rates the way we are they are,
Speaker 10: we won't be able to leave freely and safely unless
Speaker 10: we're able to quash this cub out break. And that's
Speaker 10: why I just ask everybody to continue to do what
Speaker 10: you're doing. Don't leave hoone unless you absolutely have to.
Speaker 10: So I just want to again thank everybody for your efforts.
Speaker 10: I know that some people are very upset and angry
Speaker 10: and frustrated. We all are, but the measures we're putting
Speaker 10: place have allowed us to go into a phase.
Speaker 1: Now we want to quash this thing.
Speaker 10: We know some businesses in particular. We need to focus
Speaker 10: on now bread quashing the virus so that we can
Speaker 10: meet really and safely moving forward. But I want to
Speaker 10: say yourself, it's a pretty I.
Speaker 1: Have to work to tougher than we've ever have to
Speaker 1: drive to work, to drive to work, now, work till twelve.
Speaker 10: And that's that's because that's because it's really important for
Speaker 10: us to quash this fair against unfortunately our vaccination rates.
Speaker 5: You can tap out.
Speaker 10: The federal government has told us that from mid September
Speaker 10: to the end of October we will get many more doses,
Speaker 10: and we're looking forward to that. But what is there
Speaker 10: both the challenge and the opportunity for us is to quash.
Speaker 1: As much this is this one straight run and during
Speaker 1: those this.
Speaker 5: Is only like a couple of minutes excerpt.
Speaker 10: What we do know is the decisions we had to
Speaker 10: take to quash this. Oh, the actions we did today
Speaker 10: would have been double triple quad.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to leave it there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's cut that. Jesus.
Speaker 5: Look, I love me and Rose, but I stuffed up
Speaker 5: my own drinking game because I wasn't really taking SIPs.
Speaker 5: I was taking gulps, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: after the first forty eight SIPs, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's a lot, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I thought the same. I'm like, she'll probably say it
Speaker 1: three times, so I'll pace myself. How many was that?
Speaker 1: Is that? Five? Quash?
Speaker 5: I lost count? I'm a bit quashed myself.
Speaker 1: I have a radio show to do in a couple
Speaker 1: of hours. I'm interviewing Vanessa and my Rossy. I love her?
Speaker 5: Are you really yes? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Job? Your eyes are glazed over it. I can smell
Speaker 1: pineapple and coconut. That's the spice, captain.
Speaker 5: Was it any good?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's honestly really good. It's like try
Speaker 1: It's like a peanut colata and a glass. I love it.
Speaker 5: Ready for my agent, Give me a bit. I need
Speaker 5: some water, fuck me, thank you, glad us. Get a
Speaker 5: fucking the Thoris Darlin.
Speaker 1: Thanks? Okay, all right, let's do mine?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does the Olympics just do nothing for you?
Speaker 5: Not a thing?
Speaker 1: I get no feeling. It's as if they put a beautiful,
Speaker 1: bad chested woman in a room with us and they
Speaker 1: went do whatever you want, a numb from the waist down.
Speaker 1: I there isn't one sport at the Olympics that could
Speaker 1: get me to sit on my couch and watch it.
Speaker 5: There's also all these sports that I did not realize
Speaker 5: through Olympic sports. I swear the other day they were
Speaker 5: like rollerblading or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but at least so did you know that
Speaker 1: shooting was in the Olympics? Like it with a gun?
Speaker 1: What are they shooting clay discs?
Speaker 5: Oh? Okay, wow, I didn't know that, but that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Shooting is a sport modern pentathlon and pentathlon.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what pentathlon.
Speaker 1: Neither know why, but the olden pentathlon is like the
Speaker 1: original Greek Olympics one, and they've also like, oh well
Speaker 1: it is twenty twenty one, so let's modernize it. I
Speaker 1: don't know how. Maybe I'll get to Apple watches.
Speaker 5: But do the pentathlons ask for consent or something like?
Speaker 5: There's the me too going on?
Speaker 1: Probably skateboarding.
Speaker 5: Skateboarding. Yeah, that's the weird one. I noticed the other
Speaker 5: day and I was like, since when is that an
Speaker 5: Olympic sport?
Speaker 1: And you know what that? Actually? I do? Lie perked
Speaker 1: my interest and then I watched a clip and it
Speaker 1: was horrific. How do you doryboarding?
Speaker 5: Why what happened in the skateboarding?
Speaker 1: Oh, you do like an oli and then a kickflip
Speaker 1: and then they run down a ramp and then they
Speaker 1: do like a double were It's just I don't understand it,
Speaker 1: so I can't go that's good or that's bad.
Speaker 5: Then they go, oh, scooter Smithy wins gold. Of course
Speaker 5: he does, and then they head bang to Avril Levine.
Speaker 1: And Tony Hawk gets up and present him a copy
Speaker 1: of Tony Hawk Press Kate Archery Badminton.
Speaker 5: Oh, archery, God, that takes me back. One of my
Speaker 5: friends had a bow and arrow like an archery thing
Speaker 5: and we have to shoot it at hay Bales. Really, yeah,
Speaker 5: I loved archery. I could have been at the Olympics archery.
Speaker 5: I could have made Tokyo twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Now that's also the thing that gets me. I My
Speaker 1: family adore it, and they will put up an insta
Speaker 1: story screaming and shouting for Australia to get a gold medal.
Speaker 1: How are you that invested? You don't know this person,
Speaker 1: If it was a cousin, if you went to school
Speaker 1: with them, go for it. But I just don't understand
Speaker 1: the love for the Olympics.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm the same when it comes to any sort
Speaker 5: of sport. It's like everyone's like, oh, go the Blues,
Speaker 5: and it's like I have no emotional attachment or investment
Speaker 5: to the Blues.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what? All goes far as to say, who
Speaker 1: are these people? Who are these who are these famous sportsmen?
Speaker 1: Have you ever in your life met a famous archer?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: Where do they go the three other years that the
Speaker 1: Olympics aren't on, If.
Speaker 5: It's not Kathy Freeman, haven't heard of them?
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Speaker 12: Poor later one, and I think you should just say
Speaker 12: to her smiling.
Speaker 5: Iconic moment from Ida Butcher, it's also very out of
Speaker 5: character for Eida because she's so prim and proper.
Speaker 1: It's a saint, the closest thing that we have to
Speaker 1: a saint in Australia.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like she's one of those people that really loves
Speaker 5: man as an etiquette. And fortunately I do have a
Speaker 5: lisp though that kind of lends itself to my ite
Speaker 5: Butchroth impression, and so Staph, thank you for your suggestion.
Speaker 5: I'm ita right now. My I used to work on
Speaker 5: Studio ten and my dear colleague Sarah Harris turned forty recently.
Speaker 5: She did thank you for your suggestion, Steph. I decided
Speaker 5: to take you up on that challenge and call Sarah
Speaker 5: Harris as aita to wish her happy birthday.
Speaker 8: Hello Sarah speaking, Oh how.
Speaker 1: Do you do?
Speaker 5: Sarah? THI to butcherth calling.
Speaker 8: Oh you lovely.
Speaker 5: I'm well, I believe that I have a belated birthday.
Speaker 5: Wish happy fortieth.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you darling, thank you. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 8: bit strange in Lockdown, but they made a big dealer maybe,
Speaker 8: but on the show, which was kind how wonderful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been meaning to Fa and Thuner, but you know,
Speaker 5: busy running the apth and whatnot.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I hope you have a fabulous birthday. I did see
Speaker 5: that they treated you well on the show. Have you
Speaker 5: been having zoom called with loved ones and stuff? It
Speaker 5: must be lonely?
Speaker 8: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. This is
Speaker 8: an eer, is it?
Speaker 5: Oh? Ship, She's on to me quicker than I thought. Sarah, Hi, Sarah,
Speaker 5: it's Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 1: I would never say stuff that's oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what I thought, trying to be eloquent, like.
Speaker 8: Fuck, my god, you're so good.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you very much, you're really really it's Mitch
Speaker 5: Coomb's doing the item impression right now? Hello, am I true?
Speaker 1: I don't do an iter. I just do a good
Speaker 1: bow Ryan.
Speaker 8: Giving you by Ryan?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah? And then come how are you? Let
Speaker 1: me tell you the Crinella is California. It's a new California.
Speaker 1: It's the place to live. It's great for families, it's awesome,
Speaker 1: it's awesome, an.
Speaker 5: Amazing Hey, Sarah, you're like me, You have to have
Speaker 5: your friggin birthday during COVID lockdown.
Speaker 9: I know, I know, but you know what, Like I
Speaker 9: don't really get out much anyway, so it's kind of
Speaker 9: like my regular life. Yeah, and I got to have
Speaker 9: I got to have this fun show with a fun
Speaker 9: day on the show, and then I got to be with.
Speaker 8: My boys, which was just the best ever. So and
Speaker 8: I've been eating birthday cake for dinner every night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the best part of happy birthday.
Speaker 8: I can I believe you got me. You know, when
Speaker 8: it started to come undone, when you would have.
Speaker 9: To be busy, she.
Speaker 8: Wouldn't say that.
Speaker 5: She wouldn't say what.
Speaker 8: She wouldn't say, well, I've been did you wing the
Speaker 8: ABC darling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, as if she needs no, because.
Speaker 8: You know, I does not explain her own self to anyone.
Speaker 8: I cannot believe how good you are?
Speaker 5: I meant, did she actually greet you by saying, well,
Speaker 5: how do you do Sarah?
Speaker 8: She does?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just made that up. That's great.
Speaker 1: Me do some more? Do some more?
Speaker 5: Did you know what I was going to do? I
Speaker 5: was going to say, hello, Sarah, it's me Ada, But
Speaker 5: troth Ao if I had a fucking AO, i'd be
Speaker 5: introducing myself that way. Or is it, oh, you're an
Speaker 5: AO adults only, but yeah that's me. Sorry, I'm an O.
Speaker 5: Fuck I'm long gone, no a chance of getting that.
Speaker 8: It's like I worked with her for I think five
Speaker 8: years she's on the show, and it's like working next
Speaker 8: to the Queen.
Speaker 5: Yeah I can imagine.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so poised, so elegant, she is whip smart and
Speaker 8: just across everything. She's got a heart of gold ider.
Speaker 5: Buttro she does seem sweet, she's so can you be
Speaker 5: a good word so we can get her on this podcast.
Speaker 8: Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, I'll try. I mean
Speaker 8: she's busy running the ABC and all.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 5: I actually feel like Ida Buttros is one of those
Speaker 5: people that I never want to meet because I just
Speaker 5: want to have this vision of her in my mind
Speaker 5: as being excellent and I don't want her to ever
Speaker 5: like hate me.
Speaker 8: I'd have to be the kind of the cheeky devil's advocate.
Speaker 8: They would go so lighter. You know, have you ever started,
Speaker 8: you know, in a busy room and you know she's like,
Speaker 8: please Sarah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's very polite, isn't she Mitch, did I ever
Speaker 5: tell you this story? I got Sarah. I got Sarah
Speaker 5: to record a voice memo reading out the not My
Speaker 5: Cup of Tea reviews that we got and it was
Speaker 5: kind of she was doing like a news reader voice,
Speaker 5: like good morning, funny as fuck, yeah, pair And she
Speaker 5: just did it on her phone in the dressing room.
Speaker 5: And then it was like, must you swear like that? Sarah?
Speaker 5: She overheard it was not impressive.
Speaker 8: It was boken from Queensland.
Speaker 1: Well, she actually gets it, Like, do you remember I
Speaker 1: had to do a segment when I first started at
Speaker 1: the radio station. Kyle and Jackie O were like, you
Speaker 1: want to be here at Kiss get a celebrity on
Speaker 1: the phone in twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a challenge.
Speaker 1: It was a challenge they set to me. And I
Speaker 1: got Ida Buttros on her home phone du which is
Speaker 1: the most iter thing ever to bring a zero zero
Speaker 1: two nine number, And they got her on the air
Speaker 1: and they said, oh, you don't even know Mitch. This
Speaker 1: is just you got this through a contact, and she went, no,
Speaker 1: I know Mitch. I've I've known him for years. In fact,
Speaker 1: he was my mentor. He's been to my house. I
Speaker 1: had she made it up on the spot, but just
Speaker 1: to make me look good, she improvised, and a queen,
Speaker 1: a queen.
Speaker 8: Don't know why she would have done that. She would
Speaker 8: have gone alike, his hustle, I'm going to back here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what she likes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she would have seen a little bit of
Speaker 8: light by doing that. And because it takes some guts
Speaker 8: right to the eye to buttros and say do you
Speaker 8: want to come on the radio?
Speaker 5: All right, well we'll leave you to it. Sarah, thank
Speaker 5: you so much for answering the phone today.
Speaker 1: Love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're listening to is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude Shocks of young adultsthood?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: What a good.
Speaker 5: Sport, I know. God love her. They had their two
Speaker 5: thousandth episode celebration last week.
Speaker 1: Studio ten.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like they've only been around for five minutes.
Speaker 1: That's a great show. That's the show that I wake
Speaker 1: up with every morning. Like I said, I ten thirty
Speaker 1: and they go want Studio ten. It's my morning ritual.
Speaker 5: I love is it?
Speaker 1: You watch it?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: I'm a Studio ten guard because it loose and like
Speaker 1: this show is loose, My radio show is loose. Loose
Speaker 1: is my definition of Life. So I love watching it.
Speaker 1: It's very chill.
Speaker 5: But also by the time you get up at ten thirty,
Speaker 5: you've actually missed all the breakfast shows. So like Studio
Speaker 5: ten is what you're watching.
Speaker 1: A mid morning show. Love and We Love Sarah Harris.
Speaker 5: Speaking of which, can you believe that it's already been
Speaker 5: two months since I finished with Kyl and Jackio?
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Two months?
Speaker 1: It feels like a month if that, I know, but flies.
Speaker 5: I've realized recently after leaving that job that I've just
Speaker 5: been left with permanent damage. Oh therapy, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: nothing that a therapist can fix. Oh dear, it's that
Speaker 5: damage to my vocabulary. Okay, you had the list before
Speaker 5: you started.
Speaker 1: Don't be silly.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't that. I call them vocab invasions. Okay. So,
Speaker 5: just by being there in the room with Carl and
Speaker 5: Jackio as they did their show every morning for four hours,
Speaker 5: five days a week. I was there for four years,
Speaker 5: I've picked up on so many phrases that they both use,
Speaker 5: so much of their mannerisms and stuff, and I've realized
Speaker 5: after leaving the job that, oh my god, I got
Speaker 5: that from Kyle or I got that from Jackie.
Speaker 1: Also, you've taken on parts of their vocabulary into everyday life.
Speaker 5: There's so many things that I would never have said
Speaker 5: before working for Kannena JACKIEO. For example, from Kyle. One
Speaker 5: of the things that I've started saying a lot more
Speaker 5: than I ever did with grow up.
Speaker 1: Oh you do say that?
Speaker 5: Just shouting at people to grow up?
Speaker 1: Grow up? That is a very Kyle thing, it is.
Speaker 5: I've also started accusing people of getting the rag on.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have been the recipient of that many
Speaker 1: a time.
Speaker 5: Which, yeah exactly, which is his way of saying that
Speaker 5: you know you've got your monthly. Yes, you've got the
Speaker 5: rag on, you're a bit grumpy, which is actually, when
Speaker 5: I think about it, revolting, but I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get the rag And also, no one uses rags.
Speaker 1: It's not yesterday, although Jenna does.
Speaker 5: I also, because of Kyle, started calling people clown like, ah,
Speaker 5: you know that red added clown over there, whatever's.
Speaker 1: Kyle often calls a call or a clown.
Speaker 5: Get off your clown, yeah exactly. And I've also started
Speaker 5: referring to sex as being chocer blocked. Oh ah, yeah,
Speaker 5: she got choco blocked. He was choker blocked up in
Speaker 5: her like, I would never have said that before.
Speaker 1: Here in Kyle is such a visceral mental image, especially
Speaker 1: in the bum you know, yes, I.
Speaker 5: And another one is the way he says the word
Speaker 5: no when he's like's repulsed by the idea of something
Speaker 5: because someone suggested so. For example, right now, suggests to
Speaker 5: me that we don't go for a run.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's would never happened, did you. Why don't
Speaker 1: we go for a very very intense block run.
Speaker 6: Nah?
Speaker 1: He reads it like that real breath and with.
Speaker 5: A Gruntna, I've started doing that because of Kyle. And
Speaker 5: then there's Jackie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lovely old Jackie. Oh we love her.
Speaker 5: Vocab invasions are eight?
Speaker 1: Yes, you do that all the time. Is that a
Speaker 1: Jackie oism?
Speaker 5: Yes? I'd never used to say that, but she says
Speaker 5: it all the time, just you know, if she's questioning
Speaker 5: something confused, eh. But she gets it from her father,
Speaker 5: who was like a Queensland guy, all right, he always
Speaker 5: goes eight. And I'm like, is this how the vocabulary works?
Speaker 5: It's gotten passed down from a man in Queensland to
Speaker 5: Jackie to me, like, and we're.
Speaker 1: Doing a show imagine all the listeners that would have
Speaker 1: these exact isms exactly.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, well we've got listeners, albeit much
Speaker 5: smaller scale audience.
Speaker 1: Than pub beginning.
Speaker 5: But I wanted to know what vocab invasions we've made
Speaker 5: and other people, and so I put the call out.
Speaker 5: I said, send us a voice message on Instagram. Let
Speaker 5: us know what phrases you've picked up on the and
Speaker 5: you now say that you never did before. The first
Speaker 5: one comes from Steph. Hi. My name is Steph.
Speaker 10: I'm from Hobart and ever since I started listening to
Speaker 10: this podcast, I've picked up a few new phrases along
Speaker 10: the way.
Speaker 5: Thank you to mister Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 10: So I now say, hey, Darlan, and how very dare you?
Speaker 5: How very dare you? No mention of you yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I hope there's one of me in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, no, you've been you've been invading people. Okay, this
Speaker 5: one's from Callum.
Speaker 14: Hey, it's Callum from Brisbane. And ever since I started
Speaker 14: listening to this podcast, I now say Darlin a lot,
Speaker 14: and it's become sort of a part of my customer
Speaker 14: service vocabulary. And with Cherry, I feel like whenever someone
Speaker 14: mentions a name or a person Dot Wigans will pop
Speaker 14: into my head and just go who, despite the fact
Speaker 14: that I might know them or not.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's your influence.
Speaker 1: Can I just say who came into Dot? Because oh goodness,
Speaker 1: meet gross. No one's ever coming to d well they have.
Speaker 5: But years ago, did I learnt that John Law has
Speaker 5: had an affair with Dot?
Speaker 1: Yes? They did? Yes? Correct, No, but I see who?
Speaker 1: In my general I say who all the time, just
Speaker 1: like Dot, like in real all the time. Who. It's
Speaker 1: awful anyway.
Speaker 5: I think you came about naturally that who thing, and
Speaker 5: then it caught on its weird anyway. This next one
Speaker 5: is from Brianna.
Speaker 15: Hey, this is Brianna from Penrith.
Speaker 10: And ever since I started listening to the podcast, I've
Speaker 10: started saying, don't be daft.
Speaker 5: Don't be We haven't used that one for ages. Don't
Speaker 5: be daft, don't be daft Darlin.
Speaker 1: It's a nice way of insulting someone, but it's thinly
Speaker 1: veiled as a joke.
Speaker 5: Maybe daft, Yeah, because it makes them really take a good, long,
Speaker 5: hard look at themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh I am being darf that's right.
Speaker 5: I can't possibly do that. I don't think I used
Speaker 5: that enough.
Speaker 1: I loved don't don't be daft. It's great, Okay, all.
Speaker 5: Right, next one, This is from Sarah.
Speaker 13: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Sarah. I'm from Port McCrory, and since listening to
Speaker 2: this podcast, I have started telling.
Speaker 14: People to not get lippy with me.
Speaker 2: My road rage has escalated to me screaming through the
Speaker 2: windscreen excuse the fact you and the Pinnacle moment was
Speaker 2: on the weekend. I was catching up with a friend
Speaker 2: of mine and we're talking about me starting to date
Speaker 2: since I've come out as being gay, and she proceeded
Speaker 2: to down which she was going to set me up
Speaker 2: on online dating, and I was like, Aha, you can't
Speaker 2: because all the pictures that you have with me in
Speaker 2: it is of us. And she goes, that's all right,
Speaker 2: I'll just do your Facebook profile picture, to which I
Speaker 2: swung around and in true Coombs's sassy attitude, went.
Speaker 1: How very dare you?
Speaker 2: And that's when I realized, oh shit, I'm having Mitchell moments.
Speaker 2: Oh well, hang on, sorry, Donald.
Speaker 1: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 5: There's your influence right at the end.
Speaker 1: There, double influence now.
Speaker 5: Sarah, Sarah, Yes, firstly, congratulations on coming out. Secondly, you're
Speaker 5: gonna have to be a bit more scathing. If you're
Speaker 5: going to say how very dare you, it's going to
Speaker 5: be how very dare you?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, I didn't realize that I say, or you say,
Speaker 5: excuse the fuck you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who is that? Is that?
Speaker 14: Me?
Speaker 1: I don't know the fuck you.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you think, yeah, it's more likely me.
Speaker 5: I feel like these vogueab invasions are also calling me out.
Speaker 5: I'm like, do I say that? Oh my god, I do?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, these are all great merch ideas. I can see
Speaker 1: T shirts for all of these.
Speaker 5: Well that's the thing. Actually a lot of these, I've
Speaker 5: got a few want to go. A lot of them
Speaker 5: say that they say Dullan because of us. And do
Speaker 5: you remember when we were doing merch March earlier in
Speaker 5: the year, I wanted our jumper to say Darlin on it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and you said, oh, that's more of a you thing
Speaker 5: than an other thing. I disagree. I think it's both
Speaker 5: of us. You say Dulan all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, I say Dallan because I've been influenced by you.
Speaker 1: I would never say Dullan post.
Speaker 5: Preger outside of this dam Yeah, Gode Dallan, you got
Speaker 5: to say it.
Speaker 1: Our do you double l?
Speaker 5: I M there's no ar anyway, Dallan descend by coming through.
Speaker 5: This next one comes from Vinny.
Speaker 16: Hey guys, it's Vinnie here from Cumberland, Maryland in the USA.
Speaker 16: I've been listening to both of you from the start,
Speaker 16: and you can definitely tell, because I've noticed that when
Speaker 16: I'm at work and I have a bad customer come
Speaker 16: through my checkout line or from at the grocery store
Speaker 16: and people are really pissing me off, I'll say for
Speaker 16: fuck's sake or fucking ill under my breath, and I'll
Speaker 16: add the Bogan accent so I can sound like Coombs.
Speaker 16: And one thing I've noticed that makes me sound like
Speaker 16: Cherry is I've noticed lately that when I laugh, if
Speaker 16: I laugh too hard, I've been coughing and weezy, so
Speaker 16: I sound like I'm borderline asthmatic. I do throw in
Speaker 16: the blionds every now and again to see if someone
Speaker 16: takes the bait and try and correct me. As for Jenna,
Speaker 16: I do squeal unnecessarily all the time, like a geriatric mum.
Speaker 16: But hey, who hasn't in this past year?
Speaker 5: Yep, that's true. Jenna's not even here to defend herself.
Speaker 1: She's not.
Speaker 5: I do obviously have footage of her screaming and sounding
Speaker 5: like a geriatric of course, so it's like Jenna's spirit
Speaker 5: is still here.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's like audio from a torture chamber.
Speaker 5: Sounds like she's giving birth. I also love that he
Speaker 5: puts on the Bogan accent. Farker. I know.
Speaker 1: Also, coughing after a laugh is not Is not you
Speaker 1: being influenced by me? Get checked?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think it's
Speaker 5: possible for a vocab invasion, as I call it, to
Speaker 5: give someone asthma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Get checked videos anymore?
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 5: This one's from Meg. Hey guys, my.
Speaker 1: Name is Meg, and I'm implemented into calling my cat
Speaker 1: clever anytime she does something very cute, don't you that's
Speaker 1: Isabella the fat cat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my cat has put on.
Speaker 1: Choc it on. That's not that I can talk christ.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, isolation hasn't been kind to a lot
Speaker 5: of my poor Isabella. But I've ordered her some diet
Speaker 5: cat foods, so you know what happens. I'm taking it
Speaker 5: for war. Good God, she'll shed some cages, don't you worry.
Speaker 1: And she's such a clever girl. Oh she's so she'll
Speaker 1: learn to lose the way she's clever.
Speaker 5: Yeah. This next one is from mez Hi.
Speaker 7: I am mes from Geelong and ever since listening to
Speaker 7: the podcast, I have started saying.
Speaker 15: Lions and I will literally just say it randomly for
Speaker 15: no reason all the time, not.
Speaker 1: Even something that I use in my day to day vocap.
Speaker 5: Well that you're aware of that it's an accident. I
Speaker 5: also love that she added the Mitchell Tury vibrato lions.
Speaker 1: Where does that come from? It is very It's very,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 5: You just randomly exclaim things sometimes, right?
Speaker 7: One more?
Speaker 5: This one's from Ruby.
Speaker 15: Hello Dullnn.
Speaker 5: My name is Ruby.
Speaker 15: I'm from Victoria, but I'm of it in Brisbane. So yeah,
Speaker 15: And since listening to the pod, I have stopped saying
Speaker 15: Dallan And people think it's like a shining green thing
Speaker 15: and I'm like no.
Speaker 5: A couple of meting get on board.
Speaker 15: And I've just started at a new union and I'm
Speaker 15: literally known for calling everyone dulln, so everyone like calls me.
Speaker 5: Dulln and I'm like, yeah, that's me. I love the pod.
Speaker 5: Who Shany Grimman, Shani Grimmon, She's the YouTuber, But I
Speaker 5: didn't know that she was known for saying dallan.
Speaker 1: Imagine if she was a major listener of ours and
Speaker 1: it was actually a vocab. What's it called invasion? Invasion
Speaker 1: Shannie Gibbons, Grimmonman, that's all the fucking same.
Speaker 5: But yeah, look at its go. We're in your brains.
Speaker 1: Yes, you were infecting baby. There are so many things
Speaker 1: that you say that I that I have been influenced
Speaker 1: by you. Outside of Dulann, outside of Darlin. I'll go
Speaker 1: fucking It'll just be which we've discussed on the show before.
Speaker 1: It's not fucking, it's it's sharp e n.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking with e En has a different energy to
Speaker 5: fucking discussed this before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't want to be fucking someone.
Speaker 5: But that sounds like something that happens to a roll
Speaker 5: under a bridge.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, if you drop your bottle of Captain Morgan
Speaker 1: pineapple rum, you'd go, oh fucking oh, Mitchell, I'm blind drunk.
Speaker 5: We only had a few SIPs, just such a lightweight.
Speaker 5: I've polished off all four of my roads A bottles.
Speaker 5: Not really bullshit, you haven't over the other bit of one.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, hey, Lockdown episode done. And dusted. If
Speaker 1: you do have a vocab invasion that you want to
Speaker 1: send us, send it us to us. You know, this
Speaker 1: might happen again. There might be more words that you
Speaker 1: develop because of the couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let us know in the Facebook group and during
Speaker 5: idiots because of where you can find us.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, please leave us a review. We are still
Speaker 1: doing the commemorative season three mugs. If your review is
Speaker 1: read out, and if you was just read out today,
Speaker 1: contact price keeper Jenna. You've got a week to do it.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's been some drama with the mugs.
Speaker 1: Can I just oh, yeah, this is the this is
Speaker 1: the cracking, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So we've been selling and sending mugs for months
Speaker 5: without any issues, and then because we send them in batches,
Speaker 5: right like we might send ten at a time, and
Speaker 5: one of the batches must have been drop by the
Speaker 5: postman before they actually got dispatched, so when they were
Speaker 5: all still together as a cluster, and so in the
Speaker 5: space of twenty four hours last week we got all
Speaker 5: these methoges being like my mug is destroyed.
Speaker 1: No, but not like the handle is off or there's
Speaker 1: a chip in the top. It was like a one
Speaker 1: thousand piece puzzle. It was basically dust, like the cremated
Speaker 1: urns of an auntie. It was horrific. So we apologize.
Speaker 1: If that has happened to you, please reach out to
Speaker 1: us because we'll replace them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing. I sent out an email to
Speaker 5: everyone that had ordered recently and I said, Hi, everyone,
Speaker 5: we've been made aware that a couple of mugs have
Speaker 5: been damaged during transit. If you received a smashed mug,
Speaker 5: please like, don't be polite, do not hesitate to tell us,
Speaker 5: and we'll send you a new one free of charge.
Speaker 5: And oh, this broke my heart. I got a reply
Speaker 5: from a girl called Georgie and she was like, Hi, yeah,
Speaker 5: my mug was smashed. I didn't want to ask for
Speaker 5: a new one, so I've been trying to let it
Speaker 5: together and I was like, oh, honey, throw it out.
Speaker 5: We'll send you a new one. Get rid of the glue,
Speaker 5: get rid of the mug. Send me your address, we'll
Speaker 5: send you a new one.
Speaker 1: Your customer, if you bought a fucking air fryer from
Speaker 1: Brevel and it came cracked, you wouldn't know It's okay,
Speaker 1: it'll work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just let us know. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.
Speaker 5: I've started putting fragile. I went to the post office
Speaker 5: and bought tape with the word fragile on it. So
Speaker 5: just been wrapping the mugs in that so the postman
Speaker 5: knows to go.
Speaker 1: Weazy dog if you want one, to leave a review
Speaker 1: or Lincoln Ar Instagram BYO if you want to buy.
Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. I think still from home, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I think this is it for a little bit.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not feeling too optimistic about the lockdown
Speaker 5: lifting in Sydney anytime soon.
Speaker 1: No normal, everyone's stay inside masks on. Yeah, parades for freedom?
Speaker 1: Shoot me?
Speaker 5: Oh, I know, don't be daft, don't be dark. Protesters
Speaker 5: don't go to a fucking parade. And if you know
Speaker 5: someone who goes, you don't know them anymore.
Speaker 1: Excuse the fuck exactly right. Thank you for listening, guys.
Speaker 1: I will see you next week for seventy eight. Look
Speaker 1: at us. Go get into one hundred.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, like the start of the show, you put some
Speaker 5: thought into it, you know, some, Yeah, a little bit,
Speaker 5: but this part, what the fuck? They're just rambling.
Speaker 1: It's just it really is the end of the earth.
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Speaker 1: main show, which is the main birthday show, birthday Show.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm drunk. I am so drunk.
Speaker 5: You didn't even drink that now.
Speaker 1: I'm not like.
Speaker 5: Glad I said a few times, but that's not enough
Speaker 5: to get you, Piers.
Speaker 1: But I've still been drinking. And as we've been recording,
Speaker 1: look at the bottle, I've had what two shots?
Speaker 5: Why have you still been drinking? I thought you said
Speaker 5: that you have to drive.
Speaker 1: After still going well, and I'm not driving for a
Speaker 1: couple of hours. I'll be fine.
Speaker 5: I love how you've gone out in sympathy like we're
Speaker 5: doing the show from home because we're like, uh, if
Speaker 5: you can do it from home, you should, that's what
Speaker 5: the advice is. And you're still going to work, so
Speaker 5: you very much could just do the show from the
Speaker 5: studio and I'm at home. But you're like, nah, baggery.
Speaker 1: Oh, I completely fucking forgot about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could you easily cool. Oh, but I'm more
Speaker 5: or less stuck here.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are. You can't go anywhere, because if you.
Speaker 5: Can, you should work from home. But you really can't
Speaker 5: as far as your radio show goes.
Speaker 1: No, and I have an essential work letter, like I've
Speaker 1: got it lemonaded on my front seat, so if I
Speaker 1: get pulled over by the police, I can go no, no, no,
Speaker 1: look at this, I'm essential. Me doing my quiz at
Speaker 1: eight o'clock every night is essential.
Speaker 5: In all honest. See, if if you're in this studio
Speaker 5: like next week or a couple of weeks after, and
Speaker 5: I'm still working from home, it's going to be quite
Speaker 5: a battle for you to even get me back.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm very editable. Yep, I could do this forever.
Speaker 5: I could work from home forever.
Speaker 1: I'm read. I was about to say, are you on
Speaker 1: your bed?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so comfy. Although can I tell you I've
Speaker 5: got I've had a bit of a moral dilemma, you
Speaker 5: know how. It was my birthday last week.
Speaker 1: Yes, we here so one we all know.
Speaker 5: My mum's birthday present was a new set of sheets.
Speaker 5: They're very nice. Quilt, not the quilt cover, like the
Speaker 5: actual quilt you put in the quilt cover.
Speaker 1: Like the actual doner.
Speaker 5: Yes, the douner itself. And so the quilt is made
Speaker 5: out of it's like a wool quilt, right, okay, And
Speaker 5: it's almost like a weighted anxiety blanket. It's so heavy.
Speaker 5: I love it. But it just because it's woolen it
Speaker 5: stinks of lanolin, oh.
Speaker 1: Like sheep oil.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm impressed you knew what lanelin was. That's what
Speaker 5: you were gonna be, like what I'll be to the
Speaker 5: Easter Show. And I watched, I watched, I watched em.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So lanelin's like the wax or the oil that they
Speaker 5: extract from wool. Some people treat it like it's a delicacy,
Speaker 5: where like, you know, there's there's lanolin moisturizes. People you know,
Speaker 5: actually enjoy the smell of lanolin. But to me it
Speaker 5: smells like death.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would smell like home, right, you'd have that stentil
Speaker 1: through your house and your mum handles sheep, so she
Speaker 1: stick of lenolin.
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly right. It reminds me of being at home
Speaker 5: in the shearing shed, which this may come as a
Speaker 5: shock to wear everyone listening. That's not an environment in
Speaker 5: which I thrive, right, shad basically the hairdresser for the sheep.
Speaker 5: You've got to strip them of their wool and then
Speaker 5: sell the wool for profit. And it's just oh hot
Speaker 5: and stinky at reeks of laneline. And I was going
Speaker 5: to bed on the night on my birthday and I
Speaker 5: was like, this is comfy, And then I was like,
Speaker 5: fucking laneline?
Speaker 1: So is it covered in like a Is there like
Speaker 1: a cover on it that you can wash? Can you
Speaker 1: soak it in bleach or something?
Speaker 5: My washing machine isn't even big enough for the quilt
Speaker 5: like And mom Mum is one of those really nervous
Speaker 5: gift givers where she gives you something and then even
Speaker 5: if you've expressed absolutely no negativity, there's nothing to indicate
Speaker 5: you don't like it.
Speaker 1: She just goes she reads it.
Speaker 5: I've got the receipt. I've got the receipt. Where I've
Speaker 5: got the receipt, I can return it. And I think,
Speaker 5: for the first time in my life, I'm going to
Speaker 5: be like, babe.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you up on that offer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your present pongs. This quilt reeks of fucking sheep,
Speaker 5: Like she don't know if I deal.
Speaker 1: Did she handmake it or something?
Speaker 5: No, it just the confusing for but like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: I might just have to hang it out of the line,
Speaker 5: let it air out.
Speaker 1: And that here's the thing, twist the rolls. If you
Speaker 1: had given someone a gift and you genuinely had the
Speaker 1: receipt and you thought, hey, you know what, I've got
Speaker 1: the receipt. If you want to change it, go for it,
Speaker 1: and then they contact you in a week and go, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what I do? Would you be offended?
Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't mind. I'd rather that than them
Speaker 5: pretend they like it when they don't. I don't know, yes,
Speaker 5: But then you'll never know it because, like she she
Speaker 5: wasn't to know that it was going to stink like
Speaker 5: a sheep.
Speaker 1: She's probably immune to the smell. As she was wrapping it,
Speaker 1: she went, oh, this smell is so neutral and gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Little did she know that it's stunk of dead sheep.
Speaker 5: A live sheep. Landeline is very much on a live Sorry,
Speaker 5: but yeah, I just I hate the smell of Laneline.
Speaker 1: Look, if we were in the studio, i'd call her now,
Speaker 1: but we don't have the capabilities. I think you take
Speaker 1: it back to her, send it back.
Speaker 5: I'll try airing it out of something first. I feel
Speaker 5: too bad, but it also with very comfy. It's the
Speaker 5: stink of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and wall is thick though. You know what, we
Speaker 1: only have a couple of weeks left of winter. Then
Speaker 1: it's going to start getting hotter. Do you have a
Speaker 1: second doner that goes on when it's summer. It's a
Speaker 1: very good call actually, cause Hayden and I currently have
Speaker 1: our duck down, which actually does stink a little bit
Speaker 1: of duck and will let you know, and like when
Speaker 1: we like rough it up a bit doing god knows
Speaker 1: what the pill the feathers do puff out and you
Speaker 1: can go that there's like you can smell the duck
Speaker 1: like the game smell.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So we have a similar problem, but that's just currently
Speaker 1: for winter. We have this big fluffy, expensive douna. But
Speaker 1: in some we have a real thin woolen one.
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't even think of that. Maybe because it's
Speaker 5: winter now, and even with this landel and fucking sheep stink,
Speaker 5: and I still get a little bit hot. So yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a good point. I'll have to get me older
Speaker 5: and around.
Speaker 1: But about out.
Speaker 5: The other thing that confuses me about my mattress is
Speaker 5: that you know how you get those ones that can
Speaker 5: flip and they're like, oh, there's there's a winter side
Speaker 5: and a summer side. How do I know which side
Speaker 5: is which of the mattress. I don't understand what flipping
Speaker 5: it does to make it hotter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to get Angela Bishop on the line.
Speaker 1: She's a bed kind of sir with a waterbed.
Speaker 5: She'd just be like, get a waterbed and get over it.
Speaker 1: Solid advice to live by. Ooh see, now I want
Speaker 1: to get a new donner. Getting a new Dinner's and
Speaker 1: putting a fresh set on your bed gives you a
Speaker 1: whole new lease on life.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I used to be so like carefree about my bed.
Speaker 5: I was like, whatever is this a bed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I used to have the crappiest mattress and whatever blanket
Speaker 5: the person in the sharehouse before me left behind. I
Speaker 5: used to not care about the beds, but it's just
Speaker 5: been in recent times that I've realized how much time
Speaker 5: I spend in bed. Yeah, I'm like, I don't mind
Speaker 5: spending money on it because I spend.
Speaker 1: A lot of my day, you know, especially in lockdown.
Speaker 1: Treat yourself, yeah.
Speaker 5: Because yeah, because Jordan, my house mane is obviously not
Speaker 5: going to work at the airport because I've locked down,
Speaker 5: so he's basically claimed to the loungdrym So I watched
Speaker 5: TV in my room. I'm in my bed all the time.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be beautiful.
Speaker 1: You should treat yourself too, Hayden and I got one,
Speaker 1: and it's heaven. A pillow topper. What there's not many
Speaker 1: toppers in your life at the moment, so young, how
Speaker 1: very dear. A pillow topper is essentially a really plush,
Speaker 1: thick piece of really soft either duck down or cotton,
Speaker 1: and you wrap it on your bed. It's like a
Speaker 1: bed cover, like a sheet, like a top sheet, except
Speaker 1: it adds about three four inches of pillow, so it's
Speaker 1: like you sink into a cloud. It's it's like.
Speaker 5: Those Is that those weird egg cup things egg cup,
Speaker 5: you know, like the mattress things that people get, and
Speaker 5: they've just got the.
Speaker 1: Little like yes yes, yes, yes, yes yeah.
Speaker 5: They're like swollen clips.
Speaker 1: Away yes yes, the little baby mossy bites all over
Speaker 1: the bed yees.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just want to pop them like a simple See.
Speaker 1: Hayden currently wants to buy a set of Versaci bed
Speaker 1: sheets design a bed sheets, and the whole point of
Speaker 1: designer sit is for other people to see, so then
Speaker 1: they go look at him. He's got money, mate, unless
Speaker 1: you're inviting twinks over when I'm at work, We're not
Speaker 1: getting the Sachi bedshit?
Speaker 5: Are you trying to impress? Let's just go to fucking
Speaker 5: Harvey Norman get.
Speaker 1: Yes, I kia, I don't want a suchy bed sheets.
Speaker 5: I would suggest that they're probably not that much better
Speaker 5: than regular sheets. No, I've never been a brand. More like,
Speaker 5: I don't get off on owning expensive brands.
Speaker 1: I like clothing brands, and I like shoes. I've got
Speaker 1: all the Yeasis and I've got a couple of I
Speaker 1: do like a couple of fancy things.
Speaker 5: Actually, do you know what, remember when you were bragging
Speaker 5: about buying those Gucci slides oh yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 5: why the fuck would you buy them? I've been getting
Speaker 5: amongst the slide caper recently, and so I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's joined the dark side.
Speaker 5: I have slides.
Speaker 1: They are white, the white ones, Yeah they're really.
Speaker 5: Yeah so's they're from Athos. But I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 5: just like my bed, I spend a lot of time
Speaker 5: in it, I spend a lot of time in the slides.
Speaker 5: Maybe I should get some fancy flides.
Speaker 1: You should, But you know, the whole argument about designer
Speaker 1: things is that you can have six different plain black
Speaker 1: shirts from asoce or cotton on, and then in a
Speaker 1: month they'll you'll lose. You'll go through one and six
Speaker 1: months they'll all be gone because the scenes come off,
Speaker 1: they live thin. They start to pick. You get one
Speaker 1: Gucci shirt and it will last you years and it's
Speaker 1: got the label on it like it's so well made.
Speaker 1: So I guess that is the argument. Same with the slides.
Speaker 1: They're so sturdy. I had a pair of fact added
Speaker 1: as slides that because I'm so heavy, but like rubber on.
Speaker 1: The soules like you use Mini car were like all
Speaker 1: rubbed off. I was leading in My guccis are like
Speaker 1: brand new. The equality is really great.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have reached that age where I'm like, I
Speaker 5: don't mind spending a bit of money if it's good,
Speaker 5: you know, like I'm not just gonna go to cotton
Speaker 5: On and get a scabby pair of two for ten
Speaker 5: dollars track it's I'm gonna get some nice trackie.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how you know you're old when you you
Speaker 5: know you can categorize nice tracking.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've got so.
Speaker 5: Many nice trackies. I love them.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, I know where all the outlets are.
Speaker 1: I could take you outlet shopping. Could you love a sale?
Speaker 1: I love a sale. I don't want to getripped off.
Speaker 1: Where are we going Birkenhead Point? We'll start why.
Speaker 5: That place, Birkenhead Point, and you can quote me on
Speaker 5: this is hell.
Speaker 1: It's the layout as terrible. The car park is in
Speaker 1: a separate building.
Speaker 5: Fucking that car park. Because there's so many scabs lined
Speaker 5: up to get into Birkenhead Point, they end up queuing
Speaker 5: up Victoria Road, which thereby makes my commute elsewhere. I'm
Speaker 5: not even going to Birkenhead Point, I just driving on
Speaker 5: the freeway.
Speaker 1: Nearby. They clog up the roads.
Speaker 5: Nearby in Jermoine, and I'm just like that place is putrid.
Speaker 5: You walk in there and you're like this month like
Speaker 5: second Wave Corona, like it's so it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Delta is in Birkenhead Point. Delta was birthed in Birkenhead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in top Juice at Bergenhead. Well discuss it's a real
Speaker 1: it's a designer outlet in Sydney, but also in the CBD.
Speaker 1: I know the three hit locations and also DFO in Homebush.
Speaker 1: I can take you there, will be in, will be out.
Speaker 1: I know them, they know me.
Speaker 5: We may I'm a DFO home Bush, a Fishionado. I
Speaker 5: know that place on the back of my head.
Speaker 1: I love that. But you're going into fossil and New Batlet.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Fossil. Fossil is the watchtoor so you could think of
Speaker 1: fossil watch and leather goods. Now, don'twhear a watch. I
Speaker 1: wear a watch every day. Isn't that funny?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 5: Like I have a device in my pocket that has
Speaker 5: the time on it at all times. I don't need
Speaker 5: a fucking you.
Speaker 1: Know what I was thinking this the other day. I
Speaker 1: think my Apple watches the leading cause so much of
Speaker 1: my anxiety. I get every notification?
Speaker 5: Do you know what? That's probably true?
Speaker 1: No, I'm what serious?
Speaker 5: Are you right?
Speaker 1: Sorry? I'm very tipsy. I've stopped the Captain Morgan. I'm
Speaker 1: on the seven up now? But what's repeating on me?
Speaker 1: And of a candle?
Speaker 5: Like a step down from Mountain jew?
Speaker 1: Also seven up? Is it sprite? It's a very weird sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think it's the lemonade sort of genre.
Speaker 1: So I've got to go to work soon. Oh when
Speaker 1: are you getting fires?
Speaker 14: That?
Speaker 1: Are you getting the jab soon?
Speaker 5: The earliest booking I could get for Fiz was September,
Speaker 5: so I'm booked in. I'm ready to go, but it's
Speaker 5: like it's at the point where I might just get Astrasenka.
Speaker 5: Do you remember on the show you talking about getting
Speaker 5: backed recently?
Speaker 1: Because I've had one jab one?
Speaker 5: When do you get the second?
Speaker 1: Early August? I don't know the exact date, but a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks I think next week?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And do you remember how I was like, I
Speaker 5: was joking around and I said, oh, fire, so that's
Speaker 5: the good one. What's the shit one?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 5: No one wants poor astra astroseneka. Yeah, obviously I was joking,
Speaker 5: but then I was realizing in hindsight, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I don't really want that message out there. I don't
Speaker 5: think that asenka.
Speaker 1: Because it is not shit at all.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I don't think it's something people should be
Speaker 5: afraid of. And our mate Brooklyn who works with Kyl
Speaker 5: and Jackie, Oh, he's been on this podcast.
Speaker 1: He was not one of the very first episodes. Brooklyn Ross.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to say episode eight. Yeah, Brooklyn Ross
Speaker 5: was our guest, but he he did a video on
Speaker 5: his Instagram the other day and it was awesome. He
Speaker 5: basically broke down why people shouldn't be afraid of astrosenka
Speaker 5: as an option for vaccination, particularly in Sydney where we're
Speaker 5: in lockdown here.
Speaker 6: It is okay, this is how PHISA is keeping Sydney
Speaker 6: lockdown longer. Australia still has seventeen million vaccines to jab
Speaker 6: into arms, but we don't have those vaccines yet. We
Speaker 6: get a million doses of fiser every week from Europe,
Speaker 6: but if we keep choosing fires over astrosenica, it's going
Speaker 6: to take five months for us to get fully vaccinated,
Speaker 6: that's maybe December. Our Astroseneka jabs are Australia made in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: We have heap spare and we could be making two
Speaker 6: and a half million doses every week. If we all
Speaker 6: got astrosenica, we could literally be eighty percent vaccinated within
Speaker 6: five weeks. So PISA really means four unnecessary months in lockdown.
Speaker 3: But I know what you're.
Speaker 7: Thinking, why astroseneka kill me?
Speaker 6: Well, the chance of dying from a blood clot from
Speaker 6: astrosenica is literally.
Speaker 1: One in a million.
Speaker 6: You've probably heard that the contraceptive pill and viagra are
Speaker 6: way more dangerous. If you go out and you catch
Speaker 6: COVID in Sydney right now, you've got a one in
Speaker 6: three hundred chance of dying. That's three thousand times deadlier
Speaker 6: than astrosenica. Astroseneka beats Pfizer in other ways as well.
Speaker 6: A study of the Delta strain found that astrosenica after
Speaker 6: four months provides better protection than PISA. Astrosenka was also
Speaker 6: better than Phiza at preventing symptoms, according to this Canadian study,
Speaker 6: and those fluey side effects that you get after a vaccine,
Speaker 6: they're worse with Phizer and that's according to a survey
Speaker 6: done from Westmead Hospital. The reality is astrosenica is not
Speaker 6: any more dangerous than a heap of other safe and
Speaker 6: common medications, but our fear of it is literally going
Speaker 6: to devastate Australia's economy unnecessarily. Every single person who thinks
Speaker 6: it over and chooses to get astrosenica rather than phiza
Speaker 6: is literally helping get us out of lockdown earlier.
Speaker 3: If you can do it, Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know. It's interesting when you hear it broken down
Speaker 1: like that, it makes so much more sense. But then
Speaker 1: when you're watching on the news and there are figures
Speaker 1: and numbers and you're watching different channels and misinformation can
Speaker 1: spread like that. So when you actually break it down
Speaker 1: like Brooklyn did, it's so much it's so more easy
Speaker 1: to understand.
Speaker 5: I know. But then you've got fuck quits like Pauline
Speaker 5: hands and going, oh, I'm not getting vaccinated. I'm not
Speaker 5: putting that in my body. It's like, Dulla, no one's
Speaker 5: ever want to put anything in your body, not even you.
Speaker 5: We're going to put something in your body, babe.
Speaker 1: Also, people saying you can't force us to get the vaccine.
Speaker 1: Nobody is forcing you to get the vaccine. We all
Speaker 1: want to get out of lockdown. We all want to
Speaker 1: leave it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're actually quite correct. No one can force you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just do it though exactly. Also, the thing that
Speaker 1: gets me is daft is don't be daft. Australia is
Speaker 1: grand conspiracy. Who is benefiting from the conspiracy? No one
Speaker 1: can tell me who, Like, it's clearly not glad Us.
Speaker 1: The poor bitch is exhausted. She's got a new boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She just wants to get dicked down on the weekends,
Speaker 1: but she can't because she's doing press release after press release.
Speaker 1: She wants you to.
Speaker 5: Be like, no quash. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why she said. She wants to. You wanted to
Speaker 1: be quashed and pummel and she deserves it. The government
Speaker 1: are not corrupt, for Christ's sake. They've absolutely bungled the
Speaker 1: roll out.
Speaker 5: Let us out of lockdown so that Gladys can.
Speaker 1: Get dictator men.
Speaker 5: That's the motto today.
Speaker 1: Put that on a T shirt. Anyway, we should quash
Speaker 1: the show. I gotta got a work great episode from home.
Speaker 1: How are the acoustics When I yell welcome.
Speaker 5: You sound like you're in a garbage man.
Speaker 1: That sound like an IBus in circular key. All right, guys,
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