WEBVTT - MINI: Never Have I Ever

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday, my youngest daughter told me something on TikTok. TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>is where she gets all news from. I've got to say,

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<v Speaker 1>some of the TikTok news is actually better than some

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<v Speaker 1>of the actual news, apart from Patsy's obviously. Anyway, yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>she showed me little clip of an eighty seven year

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<v Speaker 1>old man having a cheeseburger for the first time in

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<v Speaker 1>his life. She'd obviously worked out her own algorithm or

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<v Speaker 1>like the kind of content I would like, And this

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Are there more of these? It's the whole stream of

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<v Speaker 3>people enjoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheeseburgers for the first time in their lives. To be

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<v Speaker 1>eighty seven and to have never experienced the joy?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it macas or just a was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Big, old, juicy cheeseburger that like it was freshly made.

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<v Speaker 1>This old man, you could tell he was having a

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<v Speaker 1>transcendent experience like any of us when we have a cheeseburger,

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<v Speaker 1>but you never know you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Having a cheeseburger for the first time in his life.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy did was he couldn't believe that he'd never

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<v Speaker 1>had the great cheeseburger in it's life he's.

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<v Speaker 4>Got in that moment, he's experienced so much joy, but

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<v Speaker 4>probably all what's so much regret that he's been seven

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<v Speaker 4>years without cheeseburgers.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, life is house. Sometimes make it easier with

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<v Speaker 3>a cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 1>Today, there must be loads of us have done haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done things that we've got to a certain age in

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<v Speaker 1>our life and we've never ever done. A couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, right, once a month, me and a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of dads, we go out to a different curry house.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, if anyone's got any suggestion for a

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<v Speaker 1>curry house, I need to pick the next one.

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<v Speaker 3>And we were talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we got into this, but one

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<v Speaker 1>of the guys said he's never had Lasagnya. He's fifty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe. And I said, how have you not

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<v Speaker 1>had the sun? It's better if you go.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>But never had Lasagnian he said, I still remember this line.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, the situation had never arisen.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes we have to make situations for ourselves. Go out

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<v Speaker 4>there and get it.

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<v Speaker 1>And Sania is it's again a great Joyeman. Isn't it

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<v Speaker 1>a great even a half decent Losaanya in a shonky

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<v Speaker 1>old pub. It's still okay. Isn't it a lasagnya?

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<v Speaker 4>We got to get get him in a lasagna take

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<v Speaker 4>him to a lasagna house.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that would going to an Italian action house, saying,

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<v Speaker 1>so I want you to call up today, go Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't believe what I haven't done. What have you

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<v Speaker 1>never ever done? I've never had KFC ever? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>never had KFC never, never had it. Not not snobbish

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<v Speaker 1>about fast food, done macas and all that, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just never seen the.

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<v Speaker 3>Point of going to caffll.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get you a zinger today, you could be.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it just needs like an original people.

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<v Speaker 1>They act like I've never seen the sun, like you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get him a singer?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh getting the chef's table when he there?

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<v Speaker 4>You think original recipe?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, totally, he's a six pace pack.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they the tenders or is that the chicken brea? No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, old school KFC.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they start raving about the gravy. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got to have this gravy. Am I missing out

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<v Speaker 3>on something?

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<v Speaker 4>What about just a simple popcorn chicken glow buckets, which

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<v Speaker 4>are the chips and the popcorn.

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<v Speaker 5>You need the bones that you can spin it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand it when you get the bones. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gnawing on that, Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Do I still do like a mixed bucket? Can we

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<v Speaker 4>get a whole lot of different chickens and he could

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<v Speaker 4>choose which one would were?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I king now to my throat to get him

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<v Speaker 3>a chicken throw that sits on? Al right?

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<v Speaker 1>So can we all just settle down? That I've never

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<v Speaker 1>had was going to be. They's stopped the show today.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone off to k what have you never ever done?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We're asked you this morning? What have you?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you never ever done? After this an eighty

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<v Speaker 1>seven year old guy video of him having a cheeseburger

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<v Speaker 1>for the very first time? Jack, what have you never

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<v Speaker 1>ever done?

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<v Speaker 4>I've never had a dim sim.

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<v Speaker 3>What a lovely especially?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that every work is striving.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to work in South Melbourne and they've got

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<v Speaker 4>apparently a famous dim sim over there, and people would

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<v Speaker 4>say to me, he's so lucky. You work right next

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<v Speaker 4>to the famous dim seams I've never had one.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had KFC, which the team almost appeared to

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<v Speaker 1>be irritated that the fact that I've never Okay, see

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<v Speaker 1>Cheryl colled In, she had two called off.

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<v Speaker 3>But she's never had Nateller crazy. I mean a chocolate spread.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, it's fantastic, Andrew, What have you never ever had

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<v Speaker 1>or done?

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<v Speaker 6>Christian on fifty one? And you won't believe that I've

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<v Speaker 6>never ever had a beer?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? And you never fancied it or curious?

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<v Speaker 6>I cannot stand the smell of the little alone to

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<v Speaker 6>think about drinking it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, do you know what, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>would have saved a lot of money if I had

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of resistance to it. I I don't mind that, Gene. Actually, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's quite incredible. Actually, that's so hard, isn't. Because

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a social thing. People tend to get annoyed

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<v Speaker 1>when you come round and you go, I'm not drinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and go what is that one?

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<v Speaker 6>Especially when you're in my trades, is steal fixture concrete.

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<v Speaker 6>Most ninety of Steeally's and concrete is drink beer?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet? So what do you do coach.

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<v Speaker 6>My drink drink. I drink plenty of that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Andrew, thank you very much. You call.

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<v Speaker 6>All good.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you indeed, Jared, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, good morning. How are you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to Jared. Are you well this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very well. Thank you. Look, I'm all my sticky Troy,

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<v Speaker 2>And like the previous caller, I've never had alcohol, but

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<v Speaker 2>I've never ever had a meat pie. Never.

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<v Speaker 3>This is crazy talk again. So do you go to

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<v Speaker 3>the footie every week?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a mad Collino supporter. I've never seen a Harry

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<v Speaker 2>Potter movie or a Star Wars movie. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>never had a dim seem like Jack never.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much of your life until we discovered, my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all ahead of you. The roads are paved with

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Potter, meat pies and beers and.

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<v Speaker 2>How people can eat mushrooms and tomatoes and sushi has

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<v Speaker 2>just got me beat. Never had them either, as you

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<v Speaker 2>have done. Oh look at my hundred kilos. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to fade away, but I must have mean. I

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<v Speaker 2>do eat junk, but yeah, maybe with that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, why resistant to them? The classic meat pie? Then

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a pie is fan and you've seen everyone

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<v Speaker 1>having a meat pie.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't fancy it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've just had a phobia about my pies and

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<v Speaker 2>I've just never had one. I've just watched inside and

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<v Speaker 2>how they made this. You know, I love mats pumpkin,

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<v Speaker 2>but I absolutely hate mashed potato.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't stand mashed potato either. There's something about

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<v Speaker 1>the consistency of that. God, no, even like clearing the

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<v Speaker 1>plate when the kids and my wife have it, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand to him put my hand on that.

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<v Speaker 4>What that Well, definitely don't get the potato and gravy.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, it's all squishy and stuff like THATFC.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Jo, don't you call me.

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