Speaker 1: This is is just.
Speaker 2: Hostood by a couple of mitches. You delease yourself for
Speaker 2: the rude shocks of young adulthood. I want an enemy.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's heaps of people that hate you, who would
Speaker 1: hate me, hate me with these.
Speaker 2: No his Michjuri and Mitchell Coubs, Well, hello you, hello
Speaker 2: you Hello Mitchell Courb's birthday by.
Speaker 1: Amy Not really, but sure it's your birthday tomorrow. Oh,
Speaker 1: I say, okay, twenty fifth of July. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is my film organized. You've ever been well?
Speaker 2: Produce a male from iHeartRadio, HQ.
Speaker 3: Darling, Mitch, you can't explain what's the tap.
Speaker 2: Males from our iHeartRadio. She's brought the flails in that
Speaker 2: I've organized. However, she was waiting in that room for
Speaker 2: ten minutes because she wouldn't shut.
Speaker 1: Up when they wouldn't shut up. You mean getting our
Speaker 1: studio ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: The only thing is I'm like, Malt, we're ready to go,
Speaker 2: hold the flowers and I'll text you when to come in.
Speaker 2: And then Mitch's like, should I put a hair tie in?
Speaker 2: I might just sit down.
Speaker 3: No, I no, both of us are just sitting here
Speaker 3: and Mitchell's doing everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me and mail are flat chat and you're doing
Speaker 1: the fuck order.
Speaker 2: Hell, happy birthday?
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what's sweet? I see what you've done
Speaker 1: because this is a Wednesday episode. My birthdays tomorrow, yes,
Speaker 1: the twenty fifth of July, but we're recording Monday's episode
Speaker 1: on my actual birthday. So I'm going to milk the
Speaker 1: shit out of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's my thinking was, let's do it today
Speaker 2: so then people remember that's.
Speaker 1: True because you would have gotten messages been like you
Speaker 1: forgot again, Oh you forgot again?
Speaker 2: Or I've blocked all mentioned. You know you can block
Speaker 2: certain words and dams. I've blocked forgot Mitchell and birthday.
Speaker 1: These are lovely. They've got a gorgeous smell to them.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm nice and I'll have you know look if Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I didn't even put it on the kidiot, I know.
Speaker 1: Because I haven't given you the new card details.
Speaker 2: I can't forget it trust and beluef. I went to
Speaker 2: and I'm like, give me one hundred and twenty dollars. Okay,
Speaker 2: it wasn't working. So this is from my direct pockets.
Speaker 1: What do I do? Is there a chair I could
Speaker 1: put these on?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Like, this is the whole time. They're fucking heavy. There's
Speaker 1: tifty flowers.
Speaker 2: There's a chair here, it's got my bag on it.
Speaker 1: But she's so nice. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Do you want to Mitchell read out the name on me.
Speaker 2: There's a sticker on there because we paid for it.
Speaker 2: It's not free. But they are a fan of the podcast, are.
Speaker 1: They Crinella florists? Are theyse traveled over the bridge for me?
Speaker 1: That's nice? Two bridges? Yeah, oh yeah, ship. Oh that's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: They are very well done. They smell beautiful.
Speaker 2: Pass them over the table and I'll put them on
Speaker 2: the do.
Speaker 1: You know that? No, I want to put them next
Speaker 1: to me, the flower it's my birthday apparently. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: putting them in the background to everyone sees them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 2: That's really nice. It's got wattle in there as well,
Speaker 2: some yellow wattle.
Speaker 1: Don't not jump up to help me at one.
Speaker 3: Go everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm a pollen in the air.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need my ask my papa.
Speaker 1: Look at that. That's nice.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: You're not going to put that in the background of
Speaker 1: our video? Yeah, beautiful, happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't make fusses. I mean there was, you know,
Speaker 2: the year that we had fucking Tamila Parker bowls on
Speaker 2: all those guys, and now we're like just flowers in
Speaker 2: a nice, a nice lovely message, you'll do.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the lovely message, Jenne that I got
Speaker 1: the flowers, but I.
Speaker 3: Was expecting it. Next I have something planned.
Speaker 1: It's fine, we can do both. Oh yeah, can we?
Speaker 2: For sure?
Speaker 1: This is me day before my birthday? But when we
Speaker 1: record on my actual birthday.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Happy birthday. Mitchell's twenty eight. Now this is that
Speaker 2: awkward time of the year when for the next six
Speaker 2: months we're the same age.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it only a couple of months you're twenty
Speaker 1: nine center than you think?
Speaker 2: End of September? Thank you, Jenna, correct my birth what's.
Speaker 1: That two months away? Yeah?
Speaker 2: To and a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's my birthday?
Speaker 2: Well, if it's first time they're seeing welcome, don't be daft, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you're Jude June.
Speaker 1: What it's always earlier than I think.
Speaker 2: Well, it's definitely after the twelve to night the night
Speaker 2: oh father, the fourth or the eighth? Thirty days have.
Speaker 3: Ten much one?
Speaker 1: Are you choosing eighth?
Speaker 2: Eighth?
Speaker 3: It's fourth.
Speaker 1: Fuck it's hard.
Speaker 3: I know September thirtieth and July twenty.
Speaker 2: How do you know that?
Speaker 3: Because I just remember my good friend's birthday.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 1: So even I forgot that it was my birthday this
Speaker 1: year because he did fucking misfit executive produced a contracept
Speaker 1: of diaphram. Sam message me and said, doing anything for
Speaker 1: your birthday next week? And I said, ha, my birthday's
Speaker 1: next twenty I forgot, completely forgot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we used to be young and fun and like
Speaker 2: we'd plan our birthdays.
Speaker 1: We're never young and fun. You were boring as batshit
Speaker 1: in your early twenties. There was that one week I
Speaker 1: really felt really young and fun.
Speaker 2: One week there was. But I just don't. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't want to even celebrate mine coming up in
Speaker 2: two months. I just don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: Is it because it's twenty nine?
Speaker 2: Yes, we're getting old.
Speaker 1: Are you going to go all out for your thirtieth?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've already got the feme and everything.
Speaker 1: Really fuck, I haven't even thought about that because I
Speaker 1: just I can't be fucked organizing something. Yeah, it takes
Speaker 1: the fun out of it if I have to organize that.
Speaker 1: I was stressed on the day. Yeah, sure, everything is
Speaker 1: just so.
Speaker 2: I know, why don't I hire like event planners or
Speaker 2: something like?
Speaker 1: What do you think are made of money I put
Speaker 1: on the business? Okay, everything's a tax right off?
Speaker 2: If we talk about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't we have to invite listeners to make it attack?
Speaker 1: Right off? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Why don't we do that?
Speaker 1: You can win a ticket to my thirtieth It's very radio,
Speaker 1: isn't it. You can pay your own way tickets for
Speaker 1: two Mitchell doubt would you do it in bog and Gate?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't really expect a lot of people to travel
Speaker 1: or the made bog Gate for that, but I would
Speaker 1: like to. I just don't think that's realistic, Is that.
Speaker 2: I'd finally make the journey to bogen Gate for your fee?
Speaker 1: Frankly, you're not welcome anymore. You've staid that same any.
Speaker 2: Time your mother would welcome me with open arms. Are
Speaker 2: you sure I'm going to do dinner or something like?
Speaker 2: Sure you'll do something?
Speaker 1: I genuinely haven't thought about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well you had Barley, so you know, did.
Speaker 1: You see that we got canceled for? That?
Speaker 2: Was that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Ah, it wasn't a huge deal. But if you listened
Speaker 1: to last week's episode from Monday, was it two one
Speaker 1: seven Daddy's Home, our first episode back from holiday, it's
Speaker 1: good episode. So very started that episode, we were talking
Speaker 1: about Bali and we gave our thoughts and then we
Speaker 1: posted it on TikTok and people were like, you're so
Speaker 1: privileged and entitled blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Well, to be honest, I actually think the TikTok you've
Speaker 2: got to get so much inning like a short period.
Speaker 1: I know that was that was on me. I had
Speaker 1: to cut a lot of the context nance to compliment sandwiches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was obvious. The joke was that I'm
Speaker 1: an idiot and I went in blind, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: was like, I wish someone had warned me what it's
Speaker 1: like there, because I thought I was going to Coughs Harbor.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then everyone was like, how dare you belittle a
Speaker 1: third world's country?
Speaker 2: You were so entitled and privileged, And.
Speaker 1: I was like, mate, I fucking thrive in ransom environments.
Speaker 1: I just wanted a head.
Speaker 2: But that thought, yeah, I think it was more so
Speaker 2: you were pissed off at me for not giving you
Speaker 2: a heads up.
Speaker 1: I just think that got lost and so yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it is worth noting that. Yes, I mean,
Speaker 2: there is a lot of privilege for us to sit
Speaker 2: here in the first world country seemingly laughing at a
Speaker 2: third world It was not doing that.
Speaker 1: It was when I watched the video back after the
Speaker 1: comments are coming through that I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe they've got a point, maybe we should delete it.
Speaker 1: And did you delete it?
Speaker 2: No, I did know. I would have. I wanted to
Speaker 2: get permission from you.
Speaker 1: I made an executive decision as well.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I left it up for a bit though
Speaker 2: it's got some good traction.
Speaker 3: It did quite well.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, apologies, but I mean, you know what
Speaker 2: the reason it is so disgusting is because fucking is
Speaker 2: go there and treat it like it's a dumpster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. But apparently I looked into it. Apparently
Speaker 1: Indonesian government just don't really want anything to do with it.
Speaker 1: That it's like, ah, well that's the terrorist fault. We're
Speaker 1: not going to do anything about it.
Speaker 2: Indonesian government.
Speaker 1: Your responsibility.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so corrupt.
Speaker 1: I'm not going there. No, I'm not going there.
Speaker 3: Let's not go there now I want to go and
Speaker 3: see for myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not. What do you want to talk about India?
Speaker 3: Go on?
Speaker 2: Just a joke like I don't want to I've been. Oh,
Speaker 2: my friend just went. Actually I really enjoyed it. He
Speaker 2: went very hot last week?
Speaker 1: When did I very hot? I'm out Las Vegas was
Speaker 1: forty four degrees last month, and it was know that
Speaker 1: was possible now that we were going to drive through
Speaker 1: Death Valley.
Speaker 2: We thought that sounds fun. Bit of fun. Fifty three
Speaker 2: degrees the hottest temperature recorded on Earth in Death Valley?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Fifty three?
Speaker 2: The hottest temperature is like fifty nine, But on the
Speaker 2: day we were there, fifty three.
Speaker 1: That's what that would It's been unbearable. Why would you
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: We didn't end up going because we didn't want to
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, fair enough, hell fire? If the first
Speaker 2: time was sitting welcome to Is it just me? Every
Speaker 2: show we start the same way. We get a third
Speaker 2: world country and we ripped a pieces.
Speaker 1: And we gloked about how much better off we are?
Speaker 2: Correct? I mean I've got air conditioning. You know why
Speaker 2: got to Balley? It's just a joke. We start the
Speaker 2: show with something we've noticed something we hate to appreciate.
Speaker 2: That Is it just me? Is Mitch doesn't know mine?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Mitches. It's quite straightforward and we bring
Speaker 2: bring to the table.
Speaker 1: We go from there. Mine might be triggering or not. Depends.
Speaker 1: That's a weird way to describe it. Okay, it's such
Speaker 1: a fluid as well. I find it a bit triggering.
Speaker 2: We might have sex, might be not. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm feeling like it. Mine is dumb and happened
Speaker 2: to me driving in this morning, and I thought, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna talk about it.
Speaker 1: Off your go. You can do that?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Is it so much easier?
Speaker 1: That was absolutely your cute to say, No, it's your birthday,
Speaker 1: you go now because you can do it now. No,
Speaker 1: you're fine. No, if you have flowers, I'll go fuck this.
Speaker 2: I'm older, okay, so age you have some.
Speaker 1: Respects right now? We're the same age Bucke. No we're not.
Speaker 1: We're like admits that.
Speaker 2: Trump and Biden. You know everyone's up all the same
Speaker 2: age drum Biden's so old. No they're not trum seventy
Speaker 2: seven all right, sorry.
Speaker 1: I also don't want to go there. Take too Bradley.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, go Brad, Is it just me? Is
Speaker 2: it so much easier to remember a security code that
Speaker 2: sent to your phone? If it sounds nice? What do
Speaker 2: you mean, like when you have to send money and
Speaker 2: it's a big amount of money, or you're logging into
Speaker 2: a website two factor authentication.
Speaker 1: Text you the six digits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if the six digits is two four four
Speaker 2: two four, oh, I have it. I want to look
Speaker 2: at that thing pops up two four four two four easy, but.
Speaker 1: Straight to you?
Speaker 3: Just do the paste thing.
Speaker 1: No, I swear they've gotten rid of that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't. Want if you're in
Speaker 2: your Mac.
Speaker 1: From messages, you've got the six boxes to feel in
Speaker 1: your bloody six digits, you get the text on the
Speaker 1: iPhone and it'll just say from messages, bang puts it
Speaker 1: in for you. Yes, but I swear that's stopped. That
Speaker 1: was the best invention known to mankind.
Speaker 2: I haven't noticed that.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, then why do you read the codes anyway?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think because sometimes when it's not like on Apple software,
Speaker 2: like it's a laptop or something. Yeah, but like for example,
Speaker 2: right two four four two four, beautiful, I can look
Speaker 2: at that once and I can probably remember that for
Speaker 2: five minutes. But when you get it actually makes me
Speaker 2: sick so ugly. I'm sorry, three nine seven four two
Speaker 2: six four. I need a break. Now.
Speaker 1: What you have to do is say I say it
Speaker 1: out loud. I go three nine seven two six four,
Speaker 1: and then I go three nine seven to six four.
Speaker 1: But then make it rid.
Speaker 2: Oh you're so right, three nine seven two six four.
Speaker 1: Harping out a B n's and shit that go for years.
Speaker 1: That's hard pattern out of although I.
Speaker 2: Can remember I know my driver's license number off by heart.
Speaker 2: I was just about to say, it's very darne. I
Speaker 2: know my passport number off by heart. I know you
Speaker 2: a dressed because yeah, they're just like they're so easy,
Speaker 2: they roll off the tongue. I've like created rhythms in
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: It's just me on the fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it like impossible to memorize people's phone numbers these days?
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I can tell you my mother's
Speaker 1: phone number right now at the top of my head.
Speaker 1: My father's even public, my siblings, yes, and our home phone,
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But Sean's number, I've been with him for two years.
Speaker 2: Really, I could try, but I reckon, I get it wrong.
Speaker 2: I also think we've gone past the days of really
Speaker 2: needing to. I mean, when are you going to need to?
Speaker 2: There's no phone boosts. You're not going to grab someone's
Speaker 2: phone and go, Can I call my partner? Like, you
Speaker 2: don't need to know a memorize a phone number.
Speaker 1: But isn't that weird? I feel like that's how someone
Speaker 1: becomes important to you, when you know the number off
Speaker 1: by heart. But that's just gotten lost in this day. Name.
Speaker 2: I still remember my best friend from high school, Jack
Speaker 2: Fuller's number, because he had get these thirty thousand in
Speaker 2: the middle of it. It was like, oh, four something
Speaker 2: three zero zero zero. You never get that, namore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might actually I'm not looking, but can you
Speaker 1: go to my contacts? I might actually quiz myself and
Speaker 1: see if I know Sean's number, because like you said,
Speaker 1: it needs a rhythm. Yeah, And so I reckon, because
Speaker 1: I've been filling out paperwork and ship before he moves
Speaker 1: in with me. It's been absolutely tedious.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've written his number down a few times, emergency contacts
Speaker 1: and whatnot. I might have gotten there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1: He would even be close to knowing my number.
Speaker 2: All right, I've got in front of me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to beep it out. Obviously you're ready.
Speaker 2: He's in politics. You don't want to get him shot.
Speaker 1: Is his number? Oh yes? Oh my god, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: You know he doesn't have a life rhythm to.
Speaker 3: Numbers?
Speaker 1: Are they are?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: In America, if you don't make a phone call on
Speaker 2: your phone number in it's like an eight nine month period,
Speaker 2: they give your number to someone else.
Speaker 1: So whenever I.
Speaker 3: Get a SIM card in America, you always get random calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah is this blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, neah, you know, because they just recycle the phone number.
Speaker 2: You've got hundreds of millions of people.
Speaker 1: Yet, well I saw one sorry about someone who would
Speaker 1: like text their dad's old number after he passed away.
Speaker 1: And one day someone applied and said, oh, sorry for
Speaker 1: your loss, but I'm not your dad, because these number
Speaker 1: would have been given to someone passed on, isn't that.
Speaker 2: So that's the real thought. That's really quite sad. Indeed,
Speaker 2: I know way to bring it down.
Speaker 1: In that situation. You could ask the person with the
Speaker 1: new number to block your number so you can keep
Speaker 1: texting them and they never get it. If it's come
Speaker 1: to God under see you to solve everyone, it's the problem.
Speaker 2: Shoot, you turned twenty eight and the wisdom just fow.
Speaker 1: Finally, finally, all right, let's do your origin. All right?
Speaker 2: That was yours, that was mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really didn't.
Speaker 2: I aging you kind of hijacked.
Speaker 1: It had a lot more about that. That's what other?
Speaker 1: What other rhythms do you like in numbers?
Speaker 2: We definitely got my favorite rhythms. Yes, but it's got
Speaker 2: my thund with numbers. Well it does six nine? Well,
Speaker 2: no it doesn't. That's disgusting. Actually, I don't like sixty,
Speaker 2: don't very high. General like that.
Speaker 1: If you forgotten how the show works, you have anything
Speaker 1: else left to say for yourself?
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? Or do you
Speaker 2: wish you could eat an apple like horses get to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean what's stopping you?
Speaker 2: I mean you need a pretty small apple on a
Speaker 2: pretty big.
Speaker 1: Mouth that can be arranged. They just look like they're
Speaker 1: having so much fun with the horses eat apple.
Speaker 3: I remember in my saddle club game when I was little,
Speaker 3: watching the horses eat the sort of game yea, and
Speaker 3: it took two hours to low wow, And I would
Speaker 3: just watch my character would just feed the horses apples,
Speaker 3: and I just watched that faurs.
Speaker 1: There's got to be some sort of like AMR channel
Speaker 1: just horses eating apple, gurgle it.
Speaker 2: There's also something so charming about you putting it in
Speaker 2: the palm of your hand and laying like bending your hand,
Speaker 2: arching it backwards, and then the horse its lips just.
Speaker 1: Biting it, and that your hand being bitten off.
Speaker 2: And I love the way that you can see that
Speaker 2: foamy apple jupeses.
Speaker 1: It's the horse here we go that is so putrid.
Speaker 2: That sound I'm into that.
Speaker 1: Shut up bad for trying to listen to the apple.
Speaker 2: Without a visual this actually can I know it sounds
Speaker 2: like something else.
Speaker 1: What does it sound like? Mate?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: I'm going to the hump in this video. It's a
Speaker 1: compilation that people are like, that's a good crunt. This
Speaker 1: is the most replayed one. Oh oh fuck me, It's
Speaker 1: exactly what I don't want them people the rewinding tonat God.
Speaker 2: I want that to happen to me. I want someone
Speaker 2: to just chew me up like an apple. I don't
Speaker 2: reckon that. Just readjust your whole bad lot for going everywhere,
Speaker 2: not that part.
Speaker 1: But yeah, all right, shall.
Speaker 3: We just have good teeth?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have an I mean we're all for them
Speaker 2: on any Jesus Christ. Ye, no, Mitchell to birthday with
Speaker 2: respect for you when you're ready.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go and go.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do certain artists remind you of certain people like you
Speaker 1: associate them? Oh? Yeah, that singer reminds me of that person.
Speaker 2: Oh, songs especially remind me of moments in my life.
Speaker 2: But there are some artists that I have strong connection
Speaker 2: with people.
Speaker 1: Yet, Yeah, that's what I mean, Like, surely there'd be
Speaker 1: someone out there that when they think Katie Perry, they
Speaker 1: think Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. I think Miley Cyrus. I think Mitchell
Speaker 2: Coomb's true.
Speaker 1: I've got I've claimed a few girls, haven't I.
Speaker 2: I go to church and I think hymns. I think
Speaker 2: Jenna Benson.
Speaker 1: Right. I don't know if there's one that I associate
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: I'm not really a music Oh there is, I know there.
Speaker 2: You know, think one of our friends Nick also loves her.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to claim Averamax?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you've said before you hear it, you think
Speaker 2: you think of me?
Speaker 1: No, I think of Nick. Yeah, sorry, I also love Averamax.
Speaker 1: Ye know, it still conjers up Nick in my brain
Speaker 1: when you mentioned avermash Nick.
Speaker 2: But I love Avermax. But no, I'm not really like
Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't know attachments to musicians, So I'm
Speaker 2: not offender that you don't think of anyone Jenna.
Speaker 1: Do you think of anyone for you? When I think Jenna,
Speaker 1: I think Heim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I was hoping you'd say.
Speaker 2: That, fat Elvis, when you think of me purely from
Speaker 2: a visual standpoint.
Speaker 3: When I think of Lady gar Guy, I think of Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I've got not Celine Dion. Who's the
Speaker 2: other one that think?
Speaker 1: How I've got so many?
Speaker 2: I also think you for Kesher.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'll claim her too. Her to my nest.
Speaker 2: I can't listen, and it's very hard at the moment,
Speaker 2: given the fame of it all. But I can't listen
Speaker 2: to any Charlie XCX without thinking of my ex.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, me too. Really yeah. When I think
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX, his face pops up in my mind.
Speaker 2: Saying but he's extra when I picture him, like it's
Speaker 2: just a dirty version of him. Like a scruffy version like.
Speaker 1: That doesn't happen for me. I just picture him, I go.
Speaker 1: I don't know why there's a link between him and
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX. I don't know why. It's he's ruined her
Speaker 1: for me, but I definitely associate.
Speaker 2: No, I can't listen to the new album without thinking
Speaker 2: of him. It's like fucking hell, Oh god, he's ruined
Speaker 2: it for you? He has?
Speaker 1: Have you ruined anything for him?
Speaker 3: What about radio?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? There?
Speaker 2: Should we just call him it as?
Speaker 1: What have I ruined for you?
Speaker 2: I'd love to know if I've ruined anything.
Speaker 3: I just randomly called him hey, just out of curiosity.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think we should do that.
Speaker 3: What did Mitch ruin for you?
Speaker 1: I'll ask him next time I bump into it, please
Speaker 1: do ye? Also, Taylor Swift. There's definitely someone that comes
Speaker 1: to mind when I think of Taylor Swift. Jenna, you'll
Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about. One of our old bosses
Speaker 1: here at the radio station.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: The one that you famously didn't get along with.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to get along with it try, which,
Speaker 1: as you know, Mitch is not like me. Usually, if
Speaker 1: someone doesn't like me. I'm like, whatever, I don't feel
Speaker 1: the need to fix the situation. If they don't like me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, well that's fine. But because she's my boss,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to really try and get
Speaker 1: along with her, just for keeping the peace in the business.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I really did try.
Speaker 3: You did, and I thought, what have I.
Speaker 1: Got in common with her? Taylor Swift? And so I
Speaker 1: try and strike up a chat, be like, oh, what
Speaker 1: did you think of the new album? Blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: And she'd say ship like reputation wasn't as god as
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine. I'm like, fuck, why do I bother
Speaker 1: with you? Jesus Christ. But I really tried. And for
Speaker 1: some reason, on the news, if they say, oh, Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift fans bang her face in my head, Oh that's hard,
Speaker 1: and that's.
Speaker 3: No, that makes me sick again.
Speaker 1: It's not enough to ruin Taylor Swift for me. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the association and it probably always will be.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think of my dad when I hear Tom Jones,
Speaker 2: like watch New pussy Cat and all those all those.
Speaker 1: Songs used to you. When I think of Tom James,
Speaker 1: you did have one.
Speaker 2: Tom Jones because you.
Speaker 1: Played on your radio show Don't every night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I finished with watching New pussy Cat Puts.
Speaker 1: A Cat, So you'd sold it from your dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My dad used to pick me up from school
Speaker 2: or from swim training, and because I was a competitive swimmer,
Speaker 2: very good top of my leg and I would Dad
Speaker 2: was correct until that drowning incident. That what Dad would
Speaker 2: pick me up with listening to on full blast, windows down,
Speaker 2: he'd pull up blaring it sex bomb, sex bomb, you're
Speaker 2: almost serves ball.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that Tom Jones had more than one song.
Speaker 2: Tom Jones is brilliant, turning down the house. Kiss is brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's a cover of prints. But kiss, you don't have
Speaker 2: to be beautiful, turn me on. You just need your body,
Speaker 2: baby from still down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't mean anything else.
Speaker 2: Really, it's not unusual now I know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom's doing this for the rest of the episode.
Speaker 1: Are we just shouting there?
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Just don't sing me Happy Birthday in a Tom Jones's toy.
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1: Brings in the cake me cool?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's next episode.
Speaker 2: Not on my work?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: The rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Food I remember before we went on holidays, like the
Speaker 1: last episode maybe that we did before we went on holidays. Yes,
Speaker 1: you had your bloody musical theater cameo and Juliete I
Speaker 1: did big moment. We basically fucking dedicated a whole episode
Speaker 1: to unpacking it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was totally was I did much.
Speaker 1: Less of a fuss was made two nights later when
Speaker 1: I was performing my comedy show to the point where
Speaker 1: Jana didn't turn up. Everyone was asking you were there.
Speaker 1: Everyone's asking where's Jenna? Where's Jenna? And I was like,
Speaker 1: to be fair, I think she ever mentioned either way
Speaker 1: she was going to come. No, I wasn't expecting her.
Speaker 2: But you have seen that show. It was an editor's.
Speaker 1: Much better now.
Speaker 3: Well, I really enjoyed the first one, so thanks Life
Speaker 3: stars good out of ten.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you spoil me. She wouldn't say that if
Speaker 1: it wasn't my birthday, she would so anyway, Jena, here's
Speaker 1: something you missed from the show that I had a
Speaker 1: couple of. When was it again?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: A month ago? Yeah, in Sydney, so I can't text
Speaker 1: remember not long ago. I was also talking on the
Speaker 1: podcast about the fact that I fucked someone's name up. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: we got given a gorgeous gift from one of our
Speaker 1: idiots that came to my Melbourne show. Get it right,
Speaker 1: don't fucking do this. It was it was either Jess
Speaker 1: or Kate, and I said one, but the other was Truck.
Speaker 1: She's Kate, but I said Jess and I got it wrong,
Speaker 1: which is especially disrespectful when she just bought this beautiful,
Speaker 1: thoughtful gift and.
Speaker 3: It was an amazing gift.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree exactly. It's just spitting in her face, right.
Speaker 1: And so before the Sydney show that you came to, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I got a message on Instagram saying, Hi, I'm bringing
Speaker 1: my wife to your show, my wife Courtney, and it's
Speaker 1: our to your anniversary. Can you give us a shout out?
Speaker 1: And I was like, of course, mate, no worries, I
Speaker 1: can do that. That's sweet. And I was pretty determined
Speaker 1: to get his name correct to the point where I
Speaker 1: had to ask, because how would you pronounce this? It
Speaker 1: was spelt JACI in oh, Jackson jackin yeah, Jack, and
Speaker 1: Jason it was Jason.
Speaker 2: I think it's third option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I still checked because it was spelt weird,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, I need to double check
Speaker 1: this because it's important to me to get names right. Well,
Speaker 1: how do I say it? And he goes, oh, it's
Speaker 1: just Jason, and I was like, fucking too easy. I
Speaker 1: can do that, no dramas well, Gosh with Justin, Can
Speaker 1: I come on, Justin?
Speaker 2: You're not trolling me?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: My heart's une.
Speaker 1: He told me that you'd be here and then I
Speaker 1: should give a shout O, where's Justin? Jason?
Speaker 2: Jason not just.
Speaker 1: Everyone was definitely laughing at me, not with me.
Speaker 2: I was, and I was mortified because I knew exactly
Speaker 2: how you'd be thinking.
Speaker 3: I must say, Justin and Jason to me are very
Speaker 3: similar name. Thank you, They've always my whole life.
Speaker 1: I get in the mixed what was going on in
Speaker 1: my head because I clarified, how do I say Jack?
Speaker 1: And correctly he said Jason. I made a mental note, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just a basic name beginning with Jake. Don't stress
Speaker 1: yourself yet. I even had a written down, but still
Speaker 1: went out there and said Justin and you can't hear
Speaker 1: it in that audio. But there were so many idiots
Speaker 1: in the front road.
Speaker 2: Going ah again again, Can I just say? I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: can I say welcome to live performing that is. Will
Speaker 2: you guys laugh at me for getting names wrong all
Speaker 2: the time, But when you're live and when you've got
Speaker 2: one shot at it, your brain just says. Your brain
Speaker 2: has moments like.
Speaker 3: You're not live show on my.
Speaker 2: Radio show, award winning number one.
Speaker 1: You've got their names written on phone boxing Courtney, I'm
Speaker 1: also pressing buttons.
Speaker 2: It's never that far off.
Speaker 1: It very much is. But at least that was closed,
Speaker 1: right you were Jason justin fucking you know, same shit,
Speaker 1: different smell.
Speaker 2: That's what he gets to having his name spelled like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but like why bother I actually tried
Speaker 1: to get it right. I wrote it down, I clarified,
Speaker 1: but still sucked it up.
Speaker 3: I think it's the thought that can But also.
Speaker 2: Why does it bother you so much? Just not really
Speaker 2: big deal. I own it. I make it part of
Speaker 2: the brand because I get names right these days, but
Speaker 2: I just make them wrong.
Speaker 1: It's funny, no, I see. It was like we were
Speaker 1: talking about last time. It's just very respectful to get
Speaker 1: someone's name, Ryan, Can I tell you someone who's like me?
Speaker 1: And it's very meticulous about wanting to get names right.
Speaker 1: You might have seen this online. Kelly Clarkson, she really
Speaker 1: wants to get people's names right, and she's figured out
Speaker 1: a brilliant method. So she had a guest on and
Speaker 1: it was spelled tell me how you pronounce this l
Speaker 1: a u f e y l a u f laughy
Speaker 1: loo f laughy, loffy, laffy so not quiet. And Kelly
Speaker 1: was on a bloody talk show with l a u
Speaker 1: f e Y and wanted to get the name right,
Speaker 1: but instead went about it a different way.
Speaker 3: See to get one more time, Levy, leave it, honestly,
Speaker 3: like leaves the easiest.
Speaker 2: That's not your name.
Speaker 1: I want to get it right so badly. Just one
Speaker 1: more time, lov Leavy, leave it.
Speaker 3: Leave you know what.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm going to move my mouth and you're going to
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: We're going to be joined by the very talented singer
Speaker 3: songwriter next.
Speaker 2: That's funny. See that's great.
Speaker 1: I love that so much because I'm like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: just like me, where she's just I want to get
Speaker 1: it right and forget it wrong it'll be so mortifying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't change it for me. I want to
Speaker 3: pronounce it right.
Speaker 1: She goes, Oh, you can say leve A. She goes,
Speaker 1: that's not your name.
Speaker 2: Man, I do not have that gene. I will say
Speaker 2: someone how that day interviewed artists got the name of
Speaker 2: the song wrong in front of them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, emm a memmer.
Speaker 2: Don't have to block her on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It also fucks me off. I'm sure I've ranted about
Speaker 1: this before, but people like Sean who his last name
Speaker 1: is Mauren. But he'll say Sean Moran and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not your name, your name and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I answered it either, and I was like, that's not
Speaker 1: how names work. Yeah, I'm not going to answer to
Speaker 1: clem oh, I don't mind. I'm not fussy. No, you'll
Speaker 1: give it a name and you stick with it.
Speaker 2: Yea, and I agree. I agree. Sean's just too polite.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I really should have given that method a crack.
Speaker 1: It would have taken a lot of coordination with my
Speaker 1: justin Jason rself Mitchell. Imagine that, ye Courtney, your beautiful
Speaker 1: husband Jason would like to say happy anniversary.
Speaker 2: Why don't we plan it next time so that I
Speaker 2: can have it on a piece of paper and I
Speaker 2: can yell it out.
Speaker 1: You'll forget the fucking paper, won't you? Can I show
Speaker 1: you one more thing from my closing night, Yes, the
Speaker 1: water off a Duck's clip era is over?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, oh oh no, yeah, you're trying to sound upset, right,
Speaker 1: you sound so disappointed? Yes, by birthday I went, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the water for ducks era is over? How sad you went? Yes?
Speaker 2: I like the post on Instagram? What more do you
Speaker 2: want from me?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Closing night? Yes, I was doing you know how
Speaker 1: I like to wander around and chat to people in
Speaker 1: the crowd, very much, sir. Someone across one legend of
Speaker 1: a woman, Lisa, who I believe upstaged me to the
Speaker 1: point where I'm going to show you what she told
Speaker 1: me and then we're going to do Okay, the question
Speaker 1: on the line is do you believe Lisa who was
Speaker 1: in the audience from my closing night Woollongong show, the
Speaker 1: last ever duck and clip that I pegged in people's faces?
Speaker 1: Is she funnier than me?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh, so you're so? Does my say not fucking matter?
Speaker 1: Well, it's genital science. But I suppose she can consult
Speaker 1: with the jury, all right? The jury? They nice?
Speaker 2: Why we never run with them?
Speaker 3: The jury?
Speaker 2: Jury Wow, we read that's the second waiting to happen.
Speaker 1: But honestly, I think it's going to be a no
Speaker 1: brainer because she fucking killed it. Okay, So I gave
Speaker 1: Lisa the microphone. Well, so I was just wandering around
Speaker 1: chatting with people. She told me what she does for work,
Speaker 1: which is working as a prison guard.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1: And she told me the thing she hates most about
Speaker 1: that job is strip searches. Yeah, and that's when we
Speaker 1: got dick and to find out what's going on with
Speaker 1: this one. I want to hear all about it. Hang on,
Speaker 1: whoa if.
Speaker 4: You didn't catch that?
Speaker 1: It was things you find it a strip search. What's
Speaker 1: the worst thing you found out a strip search?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you the story.
Speaker 1: Of course, do you know what I'm not going to
Speaker 1: you hold them mic.
Speaker 4: Here's something no one will ever forget. So it was
Speaker 4: my first strip search on my own. So what would
Speaker 4: you don't pop a squat and cough or anything like that.
Speaker 4: So I said to her, turn around, put your hands
Speaker 4: out with the starfish, take your underwear off and put
Speaker 4: them on the floor in front of you. So, while
Speaker 4: she's facing away from me, she picks up her underwear,
Speaker 4: and I have a quick look. There's something about as
Speaker 4: red as those curtains. Yeah, but it wasn't what we
Speaker 4: all think it could have been. So I said to her, right,
Speaker 4: what's that? She goes, no, no, no, please, miss, don't maybe
Speaker 4: do it? No, no, no, take it out. Take that. You
Speaker 4: have to take it out, please miss, don't make me take.
Speaker 2: It out, please miss.
Speaker 4: She's literally popped down a squad went and came out
Speaker 4: cafe coffee jar. The red thing that I saw was
Speaker 4: the lid of the jar. So I've had to get
Speaker 4: the governor to come back into report, like I've just
Speaker 4: found something on my first strip search, and she's like,
Speaker 4: all right, we'll go through it. Thinking there's going to
Speaker 4: be something in there, just coffee.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be easier to shell the pod like the
Speaker 1: pod coffee? You got a whole fucking jarl. Thank you
Speaker 1: for sharing around applaud a story. So, yes, that's not
Speaker 1: what I saw it going. My person just shoved coffee
Speaker 1: up there as because they're like, I'm not drinking that
Speaker 1: international race shot on the inside.
Speaker 2: Geez, she was a jar.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's just fucking goals. As a comedian, you would't
Speaker 1: understand that when you find someone in the audience it's
Speaker 1: willing to deliver like that. Oh it's the best because
Speaker 1: normally it's like what do you do for work? Sweet
Speaker 1: up rita? Yeah, Lisa, it's like pitch, I've got a story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: srap in mate. Yeah. So honestly, Jenna, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Did Lisa upstage me?
Speaker 3: Okay, so her story was hilarious. Did not expect the ending.
Speaker 3: Her delivery was actually very good. I feel like she
Speaker 3: complimented you in a sense, not necessarily beat around the
Speaker 3: bush bitch, but I think you're funnier.
Speaker 2: What Oh yeah, I mean it wasn't funny. It was
Speaker 2: just a shocking story with Jenna.
Speaker 1: But delivered beautifully. She should be up in that stage.
Speaker 3: No, I feel like I can picture her at a
Speaker 3: comedy festival.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the wrong question. Was she funny? That
Speaker 1: was just like airpic? Give her a Netflix show?
Speaker 2: No, I really don't think so.
Speaker 3: I can picture her like a comedy festival or like
Speaker 3: a stand up where they have like that one segment,
Speaker 3: that's not where.
Speaker 1: I saw this going. Sorry, Lester, if you're listening, which
Speaker 1: I know she does, Oh sorry, funny moment.
Speaker 3: I think she's hilarious. That was the best story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly it was. It was hard to top that.
Speaker 1: Actually it would maybe you had to be there.
Speaker 2: Fuckings?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online just saarch a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a little bitch. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: On the fly? I just pop downstairs, heuring that little
Speaker 1: break there to get some mob eats.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know how cyclists do it. As a cyclist myself,
Speaker 1: it is freezing. Why did you all you rize it there?
Speaker 2: I just haven't seen much bike content. I feel like
Speaker 2: it's fallen off again.
Speaker 1: I don't need to post about everything I'm doing. I know,
Speaker 1: But do you want me to send yourself with every
Speaker 1: time I'm riding my bike?
Speaker 2: Maybe one?
Speaker 1: You can't just take my word for.
Speaker 2: It, Okay in this moment, yes, but I do want
Speaker 2: to right, what do they do? They shocked you?
Speaker 1: Well, it's freezing out there and we're also in North Sydney.
Speaker 1: They were riding along the fucking busy ass streets in
Speaker 1: this weather. I was like, holy fuck man, how do
Speaker 1: you do it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And also that your fingers get so cold holding onto
Speaker 2: those little handles.
Speaker 1: He wasn't wearing gloves? Really?
Speaker 2: Have you seen those special gloves that motorcyclists have and
Speaker 2: also Summo Breit strivers, and they're connected to the handlebars
Speaker 2: and they're like little mittens that you just put your
Speaker 2: hands straight in.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute. Yeah, because then if you need to
Speaker 1: fucking grab your phone out of your pocket not my riding,
Speaker 1: you don't have to fuck around taking the glove. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's excellent. I'm getting some of those from a Fano
Speaker 1: Gina for your want.
Speaker 2: That's my bike, of course. Yeah, I often forget.
Speaker 1: What would I even search for that bike gloves? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, search delivery driver bike gloves, right, because I think
Speaker 2: it's one of those things that have been retroactively fitted
Speaker 2: to the bikes for Uber Eats drivers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're great. Yeah, like corks and gloves. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm investing in some of those. Happy Birthday to fucking me.
Speaker 1: I guess put it on the kido, will put it
Speaker 1: on the Kidio.
Speaker 2: I also need to get the new Kideo details please.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've a minute to do that. Yeah. I'm not
Speaker 1: withholding them.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind them either.
Speaker 1: What are you trying to do with this.
Speaker 3: I want to go to Japan.
Speaker 2: Factapping and jap and whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: Actually the CARP was still active then, so you could
Speaker 1: have done it.
Speaker 2: But anyway, there's enough money for return flights to business
Speaker 2: for a few people to Japan business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to come?
Speaker 2: I could think of nothing worse really, Yeah. Also listened
Speaker 2: back to that air check. I had so many messages going.
Speaker 2: I think you offended Oscar with my fatigues. I felt
Speaker 2: bad and I text him. He didn't reply for three days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was very he was very upset.
Speaker 2: Did not actually reply no for three days. Sorry, I've
Speaker 2: been at work. I'm like, what are you climbing to
Speaker 2: base camp Mount Everest taking up biking people?
Speaker 1: Well, do you want to do another air check? We're
Speaker 1: about to dive into TV eatings.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, and I'll try not to make anyone upset
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 1: Haven't done this for a while. Let's dive in. Yes, Jee,
Speaker 1: your made astrotash is causing a bit of a fucking third.
Speaker 2: Isn't she our made astroash? Astrotash is actually true?
Speaker 1: Apologies, She's been on our podcast before.
Speaker 2: She's the one that told me that I am immune
Speaker 2: to mercury. And retrograde because of my star sign positioning,
Speaker 2: and also that you and I are cosmic soulmates.
Speaker 1: So it's back in episode one thirty two. For those
Speaker 1: playing along, I've.
Speaker 5: Got heaps to tell you about your chant, Mitchell. What
Speaker 5: was a standout to me was actually the relationship between
Speaker 5: the two of you, Between Mitch and Mitchell. Oh, I
Speaker 5: would kind of call this a soulmate relationship because of
Speaker 5: this placement. It's a beautiful working partnership. And you know,
Speaker 5: soulmates come in all different shapes and sizes.
Speaker 1: Romantic, that's very true soul mates. Cute.
Speaker 2: I agree with her with Actually, our friendship has been unbreakable.
Speaker 1: Since Yeah, maybe there was just something about what she
Speaker 1: said or the way she said it.
Speaker 2: No argument since then, well, no big ones.
Speaker 3: Well she unfollowed me. What Yeah, it's very offended.
Speaker 1: Okay, this will be an interesting air check then, Because
Speaker 1: astro Tash has a new gig, Jenna might be a
Speaker 1: bit scathing of this.
Speaker 2: I did see this.
Speaker 1: She already worked at Channel seven. During the morning show.
Speaker 1: She pops up doing the horoscopes, doing her thing. I
Speaker 1: think she fucking knows that shit. She once just DMed
Speaker 1: me my own horoscope with I asked for it, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I've just pulled up your chart. I still
Speaker 1: have it on file from when I was on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, God, she's good.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. She's a famous astrologist in this country,
Speaker 2: and she's on the up and up.
Speaker 3: She does a week I wasn't so famous.
Speaker 2: She has a segment on my radio show.
Speaker 1: Can't be that famous.
Speaker 2: She's very famous. She is very good. I saw some articles.
Speaker 2: They're not hating on her, they're hating on what the
Speaker 2: news agencies have done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she knows as shit and she's already working
Speaker 1: Channel seven during the morning show, like I said, but
Speaker 1: they've decided to make a go prime time. Controversially, apparently
Speaker 1: they've given her a twenty second segment on seven News
Speaker 1: doing horoscopes. Naturally, there's a few people being like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck horoscopes on the news? Yeah, I wouldn't call
Speaker 1: that news. Some people argue, well, it's a science. But anyway,
Speaker 1: obviously I tuned in because there was a lot of
Speaker 1: controversy around it. Weirdly, it's not the most controversial thing
Speaker 1: happening on planet Earth.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I was away in the US when this happened. So
Speaker 2: I missed all this shit.
Speaker 1: Will let me show you here. I was thinking that
Speaker 1: astrotash is going to have to squeeze all this information
Speaker 1: into twenty seconds. This is what happened on the news.
Speaker 1: This is like as they're throwing to an ad break
Speaker 1: and they just squeeze it on the end. Okay's back
Speaker 1: with the forecast and sadly Sky's are set to turn gray.
Speaker 3: Mark blue sky today.
Speaker 1: But she does the weather bullshit, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: That's not Tash details next, just.
Speaker 1: A slideshow and some porn music. No one's talking. Oh, Leo,
Speaker 1: step up with bravery and bold action. It's your ticket
Speaker 1: to hitting your targets, whether it work on home. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to take that on board on lea. Oh
Speaker 1: so I think it's ridiculous that they're on the news,
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, I'll have a glance at my
Speaker 1: star sign if it's on the screen, won't I people
Speaker 1: need to grow up.
Speaker 2: It's on the screen for you to read. Gig like god, Sorry,
Speaker 2: but I'm happy to have my horrific news Trump being shot,
Speaker 2: war in Ukraine. Break it up with some light astrology.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the porn music though. This is
Speaker 1: what's playing in the background. No speech, and it's got
Speaker 1: astro Tasha's Instagram hand.
Speaker 3: Like the top, also writing for each.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's stars tomorrow's star writing. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Is that just how good your
Speaker 2: day's going to be? Out of five? Yeah? What's Libra?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck? Hang on? Let me rewin.
Speaker 3: We won the porn and Gemini.
Speaker 1: God see, we're all interested followed you. Like on paper,
Speaker 1: it sounds stupid as fuck, the news having horus gapes,
Speaker 1: but now we're like, we'll have a little quote me,
Speaker 1: what are you again? Libra Libria? Three stars? Sorry about that? Fuck?
Speaker 3: What about Gemini?
Speaker 1: I'm finding it? Oh Gemini two stars? Fuck, I'm killing it.
Speaker 1: Hates me. Well, we knew that, I think. Hang on, Jenna,
Speaker 1: what jenn and I diffuse tension by stealing a few
Speaker 1: solo moments, even if it's just a quick five minute breathe.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you did that on the podcast with
Speaker 2: the Misfits. You stole many solo moments.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true, that wasn't solo.
Speaker 2: Well, no, wasn't. And three stars as generous.
Speaker 1: Step out of the room now, because you seemed furious
Speaker 1: that asked, Ash is just doing a job.
Speaker 3: No, I think she could be doing better.
Speaker 2: You know why? She probably unfollowed you because we're jealous. No,
Speaker 2: I highly doubt it.
Speaker 1: But also you weren't there the day that she was
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: You know she was because remember we suggested that Tash
Speaker 2: looked like the older version of Jena.
Speaker 3: And she followed me then and liked all MYO was
Speaker 3: really nice, and then just unfollowed, a.
Speaker 2: Real fugly pick. They think I look like that, I'm
Speaker 2: following rude.
Speaker 1: She still follows me. I do like her, but obviously
Speaker 1: she's not on air doing this thing during the bloody
Speaker 1: six pm news.
Speaker 2: No, she just writes them.
Speaker 1: She just writes them. But I've heard rumors, just rumors,
Speaker 1: let me make that clear, just rumors from people I
Speaker 1: know who work in TV that Mark Ferguson was supposed
Speaker 1: to read it. That news reader that you heard at
Speaker 1: the start. He's our Sydney Blake.
Speaker 2: He's the anchor, this guy.
Speaker 1: When he's back with the forecast and Surly Sky's and
Speaker 1: the billboards. Apparently he's meant to read the horoscopes. But
Speaker 1: he put his foot down and was like there's absolutely
Speaker 1: no way, d Alan, I'm not doing that. I'm in news, man.
Speaker 1: I ought be taken seriously. I'm not reading fucking horror escapes?
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 3: I don't blame him.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 1: I kind of get that too.
Speaker 2: And then also the part and parcel with the gig.
Speaker 2: Like the other night, I had to do a state
Speaker 2: of Origin show on the radio, and I had no
Speaker 2: idea what I was talking about. But it's the job.
Speaker 2: So you kind of suck it up and you talk
Speaker 2: about football.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, but your radio broadcasting is a bit different.
Speaker 1: You know, you're covering general interests in the public. News
Speaker 1: is meant to be like news.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're racks. He would have studied journalism, you would
Speaker 2: assume such. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so again just rumors Mark Ferguson. This this
Speaker 1: part isn't a rumor. Mark Ferguson is apparently taking a
Speaker 1: hefty amount of time off during the what are we
Speaker 1: calling it again? Oh the Olympics, Yeah, the l Olympics.
Speaker 1: The Ellen Olympics, yes, Ellen Olympics. Yes, apparently he's taking
Speaker 1: a hefty amount of time off. He's been stood down
Speaker 1: from Seven News during that time. And again rumors, rumors
Speaker 1: because of this, Yeah, because they've got a new boss there,
Speaker 1: and apparently they were like, let's show him whose boss.
Speaker 1: We're going to take him off primetime for a bit.
Speaker 1: But it's not something you would do Willing Nearly.
Speaker 2: He's fucking creative managers in creative industries that think they
Speaker 2: know better than Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Playing masstroash.
Speaker 1: He is a friend of the show.
Speaker 3: She doesn't like.
Speaker 1: She's just doing her job. She put her bloody stars
Speaker 1: and her fucking commentary in twenty second slide show. She
Speaker 1: did her bit.
Speaker 3: She's him and I look embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Maybe the stars told her to unfollow somewhere and she's like, sorry,
Speaker 2: first gym, last out.
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of comments about the fact
Speaker 1: they're doing horoscopes. Channel seven News now features horoscopes, what rubbish,
Speaker 1: looks like they don't really care about news. And then
Speaker 1: someone else wrote between horoscopes and comedy skits, that's another
Speaker 1: thing they've incorporated. You're trying to like swolow up the news. Comfrey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my Comfrey.
Speaker 2: They said the news and said this is comedy.
Speaker 1: The whilst I don't even know I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1: Anthony did something anyway not important. Basically, he's making all
Speaker 1: these weird decisions that's kind of making them look less legit.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean as a serious news broadcaster.
Speaker 1: Got it, but this comment said, between horoscopes and comedy skits,
Speaker 1: might as well go the full hog and get Denise
Speaker 1: Drysdale spinning a wheel and giving away prizes. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: all that watch that. I fucking would.
Speaker 2: Now that's comedy, to be honest.
Speaker 1: But you know who else slammed them? One of their
Speaker 1: own who was let go? Oh I saw this Sharon Goodella.
Speaker 1: She did seven News in Brisbane. She's got a big deal,
Speaker 1: but yeah, in Brisbane, she's like their sucking Sandra Sali mate.
Speaker 1: They let her go and she wrote it in this
Speaker 1: big post on Facebook. I'm not one to have my
Speaker 1: evening you served up with humor and horoscopes, So to
Speaker 1: be honest, it is time to go wow the drama,
Speaker 1: the horoscopes and the comedy.
Speaker 2: Oh, if I ever left radio, you know, the scathing Instagram.
Speaker 1: I can just imagine.
Speaker 2: It would be such a bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any scenario where I'd be
Speaker 1: required to write a scathing Instagram post.
Speaker 2: If we broke up, would you shame me?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I can't imagine we would.
Speaker 2: Break up on bad terms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're mates even if the show ended, we would exactly.
Speaker 1: And I'm not one for burning bridges, unlike Genevieve over here,
Speaker 1: I might.
Speaker 3: Do one for at.
Speaker 2: What would you write?
Speaker 1: Bitch with no conviction? Bitch?
Speaker 2: What bitch at? Astro Tash?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just lower case?
Speaker 2: Can I have you know Astro Tash? Natasha is one
Speaker 2: of the nicest people I've ever met, and you're one
Speaker 2: of the foulest. So got all checks out.
Speaker 1: It makes sense, Astra Tash.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I was messaging it yesterday. She's making
Speaker 2: a birth chart for baby Rammy, my niece.
Speaker 1: See God lover her. Yeah, she's actually a saint and
Speaker 1: she just loves what she does. Yeah she does.
Speaker 2: And you know what, she doesn't take bullshit and she
Speaker 2: unfollows shit accounts and I actually back her.
Speaker 1: Are you being mean to dinner because it's my birthday
Speaker 1: and I can't be the punching bag today?
Speaker 2: Yes, you need someone to Tash listens to this show.
Speaker 1: That's she's an idiot, Tash. I went in being a
Speaker 1: bit skeptical about the horoscopes. But I just watched it
Speaker 1: and I found myself rewinding for some reason. I'm into it,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I agree people think they aren't like horoscopes, but when
Speaker 2: they actually see their star sign, they.
Speaker 1: I love it. I better have a glance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I agree that potentially the news isn't the
Speaker 2: right spot for these things.
Speaker 1: He is a bit of an odd spot to put it.
Speaker 3: Give seconds.
Speaker 1: It's just weird that no one reads.
Speaker 2: Them poor music.
Speaker 1: What are the blind community today?
Speaker 2: So true?
Speaker 1: They'd be like what an engine Mark getting up to
Speaker 1: at the death second?
Speaker 2: They'd be shocked, you know, the deaf community. Actually, we
Speaker 2: have a new innovation coming on this show, the captions
Speaker 2: we're doing. Can we talk about that or.
Speaker 1: No, oh we're not doing it. They just I heart
Speaker 1: told us they're putting automatic transcription on our episodes, which
Speaker 1: worries me because Instagram and TikTok have the automatic caption
Speaker 1: things and I spend at least half an hour correcting it.
Speaker 1: But they're not going to understand my fucking thick of
Speaker 1: the accent.
Speaker 3: They'd already do it on Apple podcasts.
Speaker 1: And have you seen how wrong they are?
Speaker 2: Are they wrong? Well, listen, carry on Tash continue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on your side Jenna's.
Speaker 3: Now, I could be if you followed me back.
Speaker 2: But Jenna's side, I don't think she will. Maybe naw,
Speaker 2: she and followed you. Just trying to think of something.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: I'm Mitchell. Enjoy your birthday. Thank you tomorrow. But at
Speaker 2: the time of am I coming?
Speaker 1: Well no, because we're recording Monday's episode to come on
Speaker 1: my actual birthday lined up perfectly, I get to.
Speaker 2: But this is my gift. I paid for these.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I forgot the flowers behind you pointing at me,
Speaker 1: I was like, what.
Speaker 2: Is your gift?
Speaker 1: You without bit I bought this?
Speaker 2: No, no, so we're gonna have to get you can
Speaker 2: get him something next?
Speaker 3: Well, I am, I've got it planned.
Speaker 2: We got you, honeycake.
Speaker 3: You didn't we did? We paid for that on the kideo.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's us.
Speaker 3: I'm going to pay with the using my own money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: God, good to me, Jim.
Speaker 2: Next week you'll saw you. I will have a great
Speaker 2: weekend and a great birthday. Yes, and idiots will see
Speaker 2: you very soon for another episode.
Speaker 1: Catch you on Monday, idiots, see you guys. Bye?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of minches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 1: At welcome to add brief our secret segment on the
Speaker 1: end we return the shows done, but it's not cheery.
Speaker 1: I've got a big question to ask you. Actually, I
Speaker 1: just thought of it while I was getting meats.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1: It's not what you think.
Speaker 2: I just thought of it. I saw a hippo in
Speaker 2: the lobby.
Speaker 1: You can't make fat jokes at your own expense at
Speaker 1: the same time as basting about your weight loss. Pick what.
Speaker 2: I haven't boasted about it, but it's forty one. I've
Speaker 2: kept it off naturally. Yes, what did you think?
Speaker 1: I think we should go official?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I think we should be fine.
Speaker 2: My friend's official. No, why I don't want you. I
Speaker 2: was with Mitchell and he removed himself.
Speaker 1: You didn't share your location. I removed you because only
Speaker 1: you could see where I was. You didn't share yours.
Speaker 2: Back exactly how I designed it. I was very happy
Speaker 2: with that setup.
Speaker 1: I've just gotten in such a habit because I've got
Speaker 1: Sean on there now and I can just open the
Speaker 1: phone and be like, oh, where is he at? I
Speaker 1: don't have to text him.
Speaker 2: But I lie to you about my location. Nay, you
Speaker 2: can catch me out when you ever do that, you lie?
Speaker 1: Why are you now admitting.
Speaker 2: To me just like the you want to come out
Speaker 2: tonight and I'm like, I can't. I'm at my Aunie's birthday.
Speaker 2: But you'll see that I'm a porto.
Speaker 1: Okay, hand on heart. When was the last time I
Speaker 1: asked you to come out? I don't bother anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually hurtful.
Speaker 1: I don't waste my energy.
Speaker 2: You should start start trying again. My social era is
Speaker 2: I actually am. I'm feeling very social. Got a young,
Speaker 2: hot boyfriend. It's good fun and go out. Oh drink,
Speaker 2: I wondrink.
Speaker 1: But you're not going to ever invite me to things?
Speaker 1: So why would I invite you to things?
Speaker 2: I only go to things I'm invited to. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't not even that.
Speaker 2: I don't have the brain powered it. Okay, you can
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: Wow you speak to your fucking infant boyfriend. Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, wow in a much more consensual way. I
Speaker 2: have it. That's not how we do it.
Speaker 1: That's how you spoke to me on my.
Speaker 2: Oh you've been waiting six years for that. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know if you go to your messages. It actually and
Speaker 2: you have them enabled, it shows you where they are
Speaker 2: in the messages.
Speaker 1: I mind of them. Do that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would it would?
Speaker 1: Mine? Does?
Speaker 2: I'll give you access. I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's kind of fucked with my brain. This fine my
Speaker 1: thing because I just have it in my head that
Speaker 1: every friend of mine I have on there.
Speaker 2: Do you have them?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Only if you all right, Mitchell, I'm adding you, Jenna,
Speaker 2: I'm adding you cool. But I want you guys back. Oh,
Speaker 2: ously share indefinitely, indefinitely.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've still got Jenna in there. We've had
Speaker 1: each other for years. Yeah really, I think I think
Speaker 1: we've thought it was such a novelty in like twenty
Speaker 1: sixteen or something when it first came out with this feature,
Speaker 1: We're like, let's share each other location, and we just
Speaker 1: never got rid of I for one, have nothing to hide.
Speaker 2: Should we do a challenge now? Because you can always
Speaker 2: just unshare it. Pick someone randomly in your contacts, share
Speaker 2: location with them.
Speaker 1: I'm going to share with that straight.
Speaker 2: Oh, should be in fucking television prison and see if
Speaker 2: A they share back or if B they remove it.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm the weirdest person I could do I'm going to
Speaker 2: search to butchers.
Speaker 1: Don't you evenly have their home phone?
Speaker 2: Though I got my bile we recently spoken. Do it?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I'll do grace guard make my EP. That's not random,
Speaker 2: it's not no, give me a random letter. D.
Speaker 1: Someone's got something on the brain.
Speaker 2: Don't the.
Speaker 1: Holy shit?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: So D?
Speaker 2: But yeah, Arthur Mitch's manager Duncan Campbell Cameron.
Speaker 1: Then why have you got the other boss's number from
Speaker 1: the rival?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was young. Oh he's the head
Speaker 2: of the rival network. Duncan Campbell's the head of my network.
Speaker 1: I think you do it to astrotad. Have you got enough?
Speaker 1: I was texting today.
Speaker 2: Jenna in my phone. You don't even have a contact
Speaker 2: You're just JB. Do you have a contact card? Set up?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Set it up.
Speaker 1: I don't like the contact card.
Speaker 2: Why I love it?
Speaker 1: I changed one often, I've noticed, but I don't like
Speaker 1: it because it takes away my ability to give someone
Speaker 1: a contact photo. I like to pick the photo something
Speaker 1: we've done together. But now I've just got that hideous pit.
Speaker 1: Push one of you in America.
Speaker 3: Look at them, and I've got a view.
Speaker 1: Look at the one of me.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Twenty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, took the low angle.
Speaker 1: Self for giving the finger. It's seen beautiful memories.
Speaker 3: Have you seen memory?
Speaker 2: Have you seen my contact photo of you? I will you?
Speaker 1: Is it my fucking North White RSL photo? Ah see?
Speaker 1: Why would I rob you of that? I know I'm
Speaker 1: not doing a contact card, but it's also not even
Speaker 1: the photo.
Speaker 2: It's like zoomed out. It's like half a card itself.
Speaker 2: A little kid, Mitchell, give me your location please did
Speaker 2: Sorry it didn't work. How dare I okay?
Speaker 1: Mine?
Speaker 2: Jenna Banks?
Speaker 1: Right, surprise, You're in North Sydney.
Speaker 2: Yep, good tonight, Okay, I've got I've got Sally Edwards,
Speaker 2: who's in Dabrovnik. I actually met her at a hostel
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam and she said, I'm scared to walk back
Speaker 2: to my hotel alone. Can I add you on find
Speaker 2: mine for an hour and then you can make sure
Speaker 2: I'm like anything. Sally Ye never spoken to her again,
Speaker 2: but I still have her.
Speaker 1: Oh she shared it in Definitely she's.
Speaker 2: Currently nixt to the Adriatics in the middle of Dabrovnick.
Speaker 2: She's got me as well.
Speaker 1: You know that she'd get a notification if you suddenly
Speaker 1: just removed her would she Yeah, it's like blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: stop sharing the location.
Speaker 3: And you did that to me?
Speaker 1: It doesn't it really?
Speaker 2: Hockly removed herself. How controversial share my location?
Speaker 1: What she trying to hide?
Speaker 3: It's hard to deal with.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, why did you want to do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think it's convenient. There's a
Speaker 1: hidden motive because sometimes I do sit in the studio
Speaker 1: for ages wondering where the fuck you are, and so
Speaker 1: it'll be easy to see, Okay, he's on the road
Speaker 1: still fair enough, or he's in the fucking building. Who
Speaker 1: the fuck is he chatting to? I'm going to go
Speaker 1: drag him by the hair into the studio.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do himbellish and go I'm ten minutes away.
Speaker 1: I like it he put on little shows, you know.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you that I saw through your
Speaker 1: shit this morning? How? Because I swear you said to me,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm just in the car park, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can hear the train going over he's on the bridge.
Speaker 2: I was no, I promise you I was in the
Speaker 2: car park. So I'm bitch from sales parked in my
Speaker 2: parking spot. This says mid cheery star underneath it tough,
Speaker 2: and she was parked in it. I thought, you're not
Speaker 2: either of those two things. You never will be bitch.
Speaker 2: I didn't say any of that because I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: I had to park into the car park.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I thought. I don't know. There's only
Speaker 2: four parking spots this whole network, and Amanda Keller parks
Speaker 2: in one, and I parked next to her. This is
Speaker 2: Jenna's boss, and she had a Gucci bag and I went,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Amanda. I saw her the other day
Speaker 2: in the morning. I have that exact bag, but in green.
Speaker 2: This is a handbag, and it's exactly right. Do I
Speaker 2: have to educate you, Amanda? A man can have handbags.
Speaker 2: I thought you were progressive.
Speaker 3: Give me this jacket because her husband and son couldn't
Speaker 3: fit into it.
Speaker 2: So oh, so she's all for gender mismatching with you.
Speaker 1: I feel that she did. She get that from industry.
Speaker 1: I've seen that before. I was jacket shopping a while ago.
Speaker 3: It says academy.
Speaker 2: I can't, Jenna, that'd be like a two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go it's a very expensive.
Speaker 1: D if it fits me, happy thirday.
Speaker 2: Just draw on your glasses on.
Speaker 1: No, what's that?
Speaker 2: What's that? Jacket?
Speaker 3: Academy?
Speaker 2: Academy? Ran should be get out of here. Yeah in
Speaker 2: two seconds.
Speaker 1: Why do we need to google Jenna's jacket?
Speaker 2: I want to see how much Amanda Keller is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what can you do that google lens
Speaker 1: thing where you take a photo of the jacket and
Speaker 1: a reverse searches. Oh yeah, this sounds like an add
Speaker 1: doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Here you go, Oh my god, the first thing the
Speaker 2: gool right, all right, Amanda Kella, pay drum roll please
Speaker 2: for her husband and her son's jacket that she's now
Speaker 2: gifted to Jenna b. Benson. One hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: Not bad. It's a bit exy, but I expected more
Speaker 1: for Amanda.
Speaker 2: It's twenty percent off at the moment too.
Speaker 1: It's still worth keeping the docket and taking it back
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a lot of effort for her.
Speaker 2: Also, what an awful conversation to walk up to twenty
Speaker 2: staff members and go, he's free clothes.
Speaker 3: So she had the jacket up and said, who wants it?
Speaker 3: I got it for Harley for Father's Day. So and
Speaker 3: then my son can't fit into an either. Who wants it?
Speaker 3: And I said, oh, I love it?
Speaker 2: Are they too big or too smart?
Speaker 3: Jenn's a scam.
Speaker 2: I jump at it.
Speaker 3: They're giving away free filtered their water jugs.
Speaker 2: I took four.
Speaker 3: I've taken forty.
Speaker 1: You know that when I wanted to. She let me
Speaker 1: in today because you were fucking around in the car
Speaker 1: park and she literally says to me, do you want
Speaker 1: one of these water filter things? It's like a jug
Speaker 1: that you keep the cold water in the fridge, but
Speaker 1: it's somehow filtered. I don't know.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Britter.
Speaker 1: It was sitting downstairs on a table. It was the
Speaker 1: last one left, and I was like, oh, you don't
Speaker 1: want it. She goes, I've already got many. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I don't think I need it. I
Speaker 1: don't really want one. She goes, I'll carry it for you,
Speaker 1: and then she brought it upstairs and then goes, you
Speaker 1: sure you don't want it, and then took another one.
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing with all these
Speaker 1: fucking jugs? You know what she's doing? What?
Speaker 2: Selling them on what platform?
Speaker 3: I haven't started yet, but it'll be marketplace.
Speaker 2: Yes, smart Choice.
Speaker 1: Put the link in our idiots group and they can
Speaker 1: buy your jugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm corrupt as well.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: I messaged my friend Christian, who I traveled Europe with. Look, America,
Speaker 2: there's a Britta. I said, I bought you a present
Speaker 2: and she went, that's so nice. Did you actually buy
Speaker 2: for me? Said yes, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, such a liar, Like it's just yes, well it's.
Speaker 2: Only forty nine bucks. I checked. You get a bit
Speaker 2: woo worse or something.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'll sell them for twenty.
Speaker 1: And she's got forty of them. It'll all add that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now, good for you, jen Are you're a
Speaker 2: business woman at the end of the day. Yeah, your mode.
Speaker 3: That's like at our old workplace when we had to
Speaker 3: deal with Rimmel and I took all those lipsticks.
Speaker 2: With cookie Man cookies and I've got my drawer, but
Speaker 2: I eat them. Okay, they're yummy. You're on the sticky
Speaker 2: cookie Man cookies. They're amazing. Yeah, I'll have one and
Speaker 2: red velvet and my birthday huge, your birthday, Happy birthday,
Speaker 2: Mitchull love you on the show. Guys, you can leave
Speaker 2: us a five star review. If you're on Spotify, leave
Speaker 2: a little note. Maybe how old do you think Mitchell looks?
Speaker 2: Is the question for Spotify this week.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that people have become happed.
Speaker 3: I would say twenty four.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jim.
Speaker 2: Those that listen to the Balnesian episode will say fifty.
Speaker 2: Just to spide us.
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 1: percent better today. That's all all a.
Speaker 2: Sorry, so we do, so we do? That was ahead
Speaker 2: were like, it's a comedy podcast, for God's sake, It's
Speaker 2: my favorite comeback whenever anyone criticizes this shirt.
Speaker 1: And it's comedy podcast, as if they don't know that, we'll.
Speaker 2: Like Jenny inside of the July sixth Insurrection, it's a
Speaker 2: comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: It was a joke.
Speaker 2: It was a joke.
Speaker 3: Comedians, Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Three of us, all right on that note, goodbye, Yes,
Speaker 2: we'll catch you on Monday.
Speaker 1: It is thanks for listening, well season, seeut see you
Speaker 1: for my birthday episode two point on my watch.
Speaker 2: Saying is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've
Speaker 3: hit a photo on your podcast, sup,