WEBVTT - #220: Horse ASMR 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.120 This is is just. 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:10.280 Hostood by a couple of mitches. You delease yourself for 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:14.160 the rude shocks of young adulthood. I want an enemy. 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:16.400 Oh, there's heaps of people that hate you, who would 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.120 hate me, hate me with these. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:26.520 No his Michjuri and Mitchell Coubs, Well, hello you, hello 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.360 you Hello Mitchell Courb's birthday by. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:36.000 Amy Not really, but sure it's your birthday tomorrow. Oh, 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.640 I say, okay, twenty fifth of July. Oh my god, 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:45.160 that is my film organized. You've ever been well? 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.560 Produce a male from iHeartRadio, HQ. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.959 Darling, Mitch, you can't explain what's the tap. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.760 Males from our iHeartRadio. She's brought the flails in that 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.080 I've organized. However, she was waiting in that room for 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.520 ten minutes because she wouldn't shut. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:01.480 Up when they wouldn't shut up. You mean getting our 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:02.160 studio ready? 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:03.480 Yeah? 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:03.800 No. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.080 The only thing is I'm like, Malt, we're ready to go, 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.080 hold the flowers and I'll text you when to come in. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.280 And then Mitch's like, should I put a hair tie in? 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:11.840 I might just sit down. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.039 No, I no, both of us are just sitting here 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.679 and Mitchell's doing everything. 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.760 Yeah, me and mail are flat chat and you're doing 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:19.360 the fuck order. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.399 Hell, happy birthday? 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.680 Hey, you know what's sweet? I see what you've done 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.440 because this is a Wednesday episode. My birthdays tomorrow, yes, 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:33.200 the twenty fifth of July, but we're recording Monday's episode 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.000 on my actual birthday. So I'm going to milk the 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:36.640 shit out of this. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.760 Yeah, but here's my thinking was, let's do it today 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:41.600 so then people remember that's. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.280 True because you would have gotten messages been like you 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:44.960 forgot again, Oh you forgot again? 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.160 Or I've blocked all mentioned. You know you can block 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.720 certain words and dams. I've blocked forgot Mitchell and birthday. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.080 These are lovely. They've got a gorgeous smell to them. 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.600 Yes, I'm nice and I'll have you know look if Yeah, 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.320 and I didn't even put it on the kidiot, I know. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.000 Because I haven't given you the new card details. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:00.960 I can't forget it trust and beluef. I went to 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:03.480 and I'm like, give me one hundred and twenty dollars. Okay, 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.440 it wasn't working. So this is from my direct pockets. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.000 What do I do? Is there a chair I could 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:09.359 put these on? 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:10.160 No? 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.160 Like, this is the whole time. They're fucking heavy. There's 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.239 tifty flowers. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.880 There's a chair here, it's got my bag on it. 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:16.480 But she's so nice. Thank you. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:18.639 Do you want to Mitchell read out the name on me. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.160 There's a sticker on there because we paid for it. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.799 It's not free. But they are a fan of the podcast, are. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:27.800 They Crinella florists? Are theyse traveled over the bridge for me? 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:31.359 That's nice? Two bridges? Yeah, oh yeah, ship. Oh that's gorgeous. 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.000 They are very well done. They smell beautiful. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:34.320 Pass them over the table and I'll put them on 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:34.880 the do. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.120 You know that? No, I want to put them next 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:42.720 to me, the flower it's my birthday apparently. Oh, I'm 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.320 putting them in the background to everyone sees them. 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:44.880 Yeah, they're not. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.799 That's really nice. It's got wattle in there as well, 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:49.799 some yellow wattle. 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.800 Don't not jump up to help me at one. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:53.800 Go everywhere. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:55.280 I'm a pollen in the air. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:56.200 That's nice. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:57.600 I'm going to need my ask my papa. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.040 Look at that. That's nice. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:02:59.960 Happy birthday. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:01.160 You're not going to put that in the background of 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:04.760 our video? Yeah, beautiful, happy birthday. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:06.679 Well, we don't make fusses. I mean there was, you know, 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:08.600 the year that we had fucking Tamila Parker bowls on 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.359 all those guys, and now we're like just flowers in 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.160 a nice, a nice lovely message, you'll do. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.920 I'm waiting for the lovely message, Jenne that I got 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:18.800 the flowers, but I. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.400 Was expecting it. Next I have something planned. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.280 It's fine, we can do both. Oh yeah, can we? 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:24.720 For sure? 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.200 This is me day before my birthday? But when we 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:28.639 record on my actual birthday. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.840 Anyway, Happy birthday. Mitchell's twenty eight. Now this is that 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.440 awkward time of the year when for the next six 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:33.520 months we're the same age. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.800 Oh yeah, oh. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:37.040 Yeah, isn't it only a couple of months you're twenty 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.000 nine center than you think? 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:43.600 End of September? Thank you, Jenna, correct my birth what's. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.080 That two months away? Yeah? 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:45.600 To and a bit. 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.240 Yeah, what's my birthday? 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:51.640 Well, if it's first time they're seeing welcome, don't be daft, Jenny, 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:53.040 you're Jude June. 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.640 What it's always earlier than I think. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.800 Well, it's definitely after the twelve to night the night 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.160 oh father, the fourth or the eighth? Thirty days have. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:03.960 Ten much one? 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.200 Are you choosing eighth? 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:05.640 Eighth? 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:06.520 It's fourth. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:10.400 Fuck it's hard. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.840 I know September thirtieth and July twenty. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:13.800 How do you know that? 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.520 Because I just remember my good friend's birthday. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:17.200 It's nice. 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:20.080 So even I forgot that it was my birthday this 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:24.000 year because he did fucking misfit executive produced a contracept 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.359 of diaphram. Sam message me and said, doing anything for 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:29.440 your birthday next week? And I said, ha, my birthday's 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.280 next twenty I forgot, completely forgot. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.719 Yeah, we used to be young and fun and like 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:35.880 we'd plan our birthdays. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:39.280 We're never young and fun. You were boring as batshit 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.599 in your early twenties. There was that one week I 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.720 really felt really young and fun. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.200 One week there was. But I just don't. I mean, 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.160 I don't want to even celebrate mine coming up in 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:49.560 two months. I just don't want to do it. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.040 Is it because it's twenty nine? 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.599 Yes, we're getting old. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.320 Are you going to go all out for your thirtieth? 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:56.760 Yeah, I've already got the feme and everything. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.719 Really fuck, I haven't even thought about that because I 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.280 just I can't be fucked organizing something. Yeah, it takes 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:03.800 the fun out of it if I have to organize that. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.279 I was stressed on the day. Yeah, sure, everything is 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:06.680 just so. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.200 I know, why don't I hire like event planners or 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:09.680 something like? 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.160 What do you think are made of money I put 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:16.680 on the business? Okay, everything's a tax right off? 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.760 If we talk about it on the podcast. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.119 Wouldn't we have to invite listeners to make it attack? 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.480 Right off? Oh my god? 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:22.280 Why don't we do that? 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.719 You can win a ticket to my thirtieth It's very radio, 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:26.359 isn't it. You can pay your own way tickets for 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:30.120 two Mitchell doubt would you do it in bog and Gate? 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:30.599 Probably? 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.599 I wouldn't really expect a lot of people to travel 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.080 or the made bog Gate for that, but I would 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.000 like to. I just don't think that's realistic, Is that. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.520 I'd finally make the journey to bogen Gate for your fee? 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.560 Frankly, you're not welcome anymore. You've staid that same any. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:49.880 Time your mother would welcome me with open arms. Are 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.400 you sure I'm going to do dinner or something like? 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.120 Sure you'll do something? 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:53.279 I genuinely haven't thought about it. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:57.040 Yeah, all right, Well you had Barley, so you know, did. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.920 You see that we got canceled for? That? 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.320 Was that big of a deal. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.920 Ah, it wasn't a huge deal. But if you listened 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:07.320 to last week's episode from Monday, was it two one 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.800 seven Daddy's Home, our first episode back from holiday, it's 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:11.880 good episode. So very started that episode, we were talking 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.240 about Bali and we gave our thoughts and then we 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.320 posted it on TikTok and people were like, you're so 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.560 privileged and entitled blah blah blah. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.360 Well, to be honest, I actually think the TikTok you've 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.159 got to get so much inning like a short period. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.240 I know that was that was on me. I had 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:29.080 to cut a lot of the context nance to compliment sandwiches. Yeah, 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.640 I thought it was obvious. The joke was that I'm 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.960 an idiot and I went in blind, yeah, because I 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:35.640 was like, I wish someone had warned me what it's 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.559 like there, because I thought I was going to Coughs Harbor. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:37.920 Yeah. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.719 And then everyone was like, how dare you belittle a 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:41.680 third world's country? 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.560 You were so entitled and privileged, And. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.760 I was like, mate, I fucking thrive in ransom environments. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:47.600 I just wanted a head. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.320 But that thought, yeah, I think it was more so 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:50.880 you were pissed off at me for not giving you 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:51.480 a heads up. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.839 I just think that got lost and so yes, yeah. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.080 I think it is worth noting that. Yes, I mean, 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.359 there is a lot of privilege for us to sit 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.560 here in the first world country seemingly laughing at a 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:00.960 third world It was not doing that. 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:02.919 It was when I watched the video back after the 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.599 comments are coming through that I was like, yeah, okay, 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.120 maybe they've got a point, maybe we should delete it. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:09.120 And did you delete it? 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.120 No, I did know. I would have. I wanted to 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:11.960 get permission from you. 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.720 I made an executive decision as well. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.160 Oh good, I left it up for a bit though 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:18.440 it's got some good traction. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:19.680 It did quite well. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:22.480 I mean, listen, apologies, but I mean, you know what 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.480 the reason it is so disgusting is because fucking is 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:25.800 go there and treat it like it's a dumpster. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.440 Yeah, that's true. But apparently I looked into it. Apparently 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.040 Indonesian government just don't really want anything to do with it. 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:33.720 That it's like, ah, well that's the terrorist fault. We're 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:34.560 not going to do anything about it. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:35.360 Indonesian government. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.480 Your responsibility. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:37.320 Yeah, so corrupt. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.760 I'm not going there. No, I'm not going there. 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:41.400 Let's not go there now I want to go and 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.240 see for myself. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.480 Yeah, you're not. What do you want to talk about India? 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:45.680 Go on? 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.920 Just a joke like I don't want to I've been. Oh, 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:50.840 my friend just went. Actually I really enjoyed it. He 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.320 went very hot last week? 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:58.520 When did I very hot? I'm out Las Vegas was 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.920 forty four degrees last month, and it was know that 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.040 was possible now that we were going to drive through 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:04.600 Death Valley. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.240 We thought that sounds fun. Bit of fun. Fifty three 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.040 degrees the hottest temperature recorded on Earth in Death Valley? 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:10.840 What the fuck? 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:11.720 Fifty three? 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:13.960 The hottest temperature is like fifty nine, But on the 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:15.560 day we were there, fifty three. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:19.160 That's what that would It's been unbearable. Why would you 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:19.440 do that? 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.480 We didn't end up going because we didn't want to 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:24.320 do it. Yeah, fair enough, hell fire? If the first 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.880 time was sitting welcome to Is it just me? Every 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.400 show we start the same way. We get a third 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:29.520 world country and we ripped a pieces. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.520 And we gloked about how much better off we are? 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.040 Correct? I mean I've got air conditioning. You know why 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:37.480 got to Balley? It's just a joke. We start the 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.720 show with something we've noticed something we hate to appreciate. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.720 That Is it just me? Is Mitch doesn't know mine? 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.040 I don't know, Mitches. It's quite straightforward and we bring 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:45.839 bring to the table. 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.880 We go from there. Mine might be triggering or not. Depends. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.400 That's a weird way to describe it. Okay, it's such 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.960 a fluid as well. I find it a bit triggering. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:56.400 We might have sex, might be not. I don't know 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.360 if I'm feeling like it. Mine is dumb and happened 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.319 to me driving in this morning, and I thought, I'm 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:01.960 gonna talk about it. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:03.319 Off your go. You can do that? 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:10.000 Is it just me? Is it so much easier? 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.800 That was absolutely your cute to say, No, it's your birthday, 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.920 you go now because you can do it now. No, 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:19.480 you're fine. No, if you have flowers, I'll go fuck this. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.160 I'm older, okay, so age you have some. 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.520 Respects right now? We're the same age Bucke. No we're not. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.200 We're like admits that. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.320 Trump and Biden. You know everyone's up all the same 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.480 age drum Biden's so old. No they're not trum seventy 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.680 seven all right, sorry. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.160 I also don't want to go there. Take too Bradley. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:45.000 Oh my god, go Brad, Is it just me? Is 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.200 it so much easier to remember a security code that 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.880 sent to your phone? If it sounds nice? What do 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.280 you mean, like when you have to send money and 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.120 it's a big amount of money, or you're logging into 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.480 a website two factor authentication. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.240 Text you the six digits. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.000 Yeah, and if the six digits is two four four 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:02.079 two four, oh, I have it. I want to look 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.199 at that thing pops up two four four two four easy, but. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:06.160 Straight to you? 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:07.319 Just do the paste thing. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.080 No, I swear they've gotten rid of that. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.280 Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't. Want if you're in 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:11.840 your Mac. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.840 From messages, you've got the six boxes to feel in 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.240 your bloody six digits, you get the text on the 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.040 iPhone and it'll just say from messages, bang puts it 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:23.319 in for you. Yes, but I swear that's stopped. That 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.760 was the best invention known to mankind. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:26.760 I haven't noticed that. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.560 I mean, well, then why do you read the codes anyway? 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:29.839 I don't know. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.960 I think because sometimes when it's not like on Apple software, 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:36.400 like it's a laptop or something. Yeah, but like for example, 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.040 right two four four two four, beautiful, I can look 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.000 at that once and I can probably remember that for 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.960 five minutes. But when you get it actually makes me 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:49.120 sick so ugly. I'm sorry, three nine seven four two 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.760 six four. I need a break. Now. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.200 What you have to do is say I say it 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:56.440 out loud. I go three nine seven two six four, 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.840 and then I go three nine seven to six four. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:10:59.880 But then make it rid. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.840 Oh you're so right, three nine seven two six four. 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.240 Harping out a B n's and shit that go for years. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.760 That's hard pattern out of although I. 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.160 Can remember I know my driver's license number off by heart. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.040 I was just about to say, it's very darne. I 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:14.840 know my passport number off by heart. I know you 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.880 a dressed because yeah, they're just like they're so easy, 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.200 they roll off the tongue. I've like created rhythms in 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:20.600 my head. 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:22.040 It's just me on the fly. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:22.520 Yeah. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:26.360 Is it like impossible to memorize people's phone numbers these days? 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:28.360 Back in the day, I can tell you my mother's 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:29.760 phone number right now at the top of my head. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.320 My father's even public, my siblings, yes, and our home phone, 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:32.800 all of them. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:33.199 Yeah. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.000 But Sean's number, I've been with him for two years. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.040 Really, I could try, but I reckon, I get it wrong. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.079 I also think we've gone past the days of really 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:41.640 needing to. I mean, when are you going to need to? 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:43.480 There's no phone boosts. You're not going to grab someone's 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.320 phone and go, Can I call my partner? Like, you 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.160 don't need to know a memorize a phone number. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.240 But isn't that weird? I feel like that's how someone 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.000 becomes important to you, when you know the number off 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.959 by heart. But that's just gotten lost in this day. Name. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.880 I still remember my best friend from high school, Jack 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.160 Fuller's number, because he had get these thirty thousand in 0:11:58.160 --> 0:11:59.680 the middle of it. It was like, oh, four something 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.920 three zero zero zero. You never get that, namore. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.959 Yeah, I might actually I'm not looking, but can you 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.480 go to my contacts? I might actually quiz myself and 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.360 see if I know Sean's number, because like you said, 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.560 it needs a rhythm. Yeah, And so I reckon, because 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.600 I've been filling out paperwork and ship before he moves 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.360 in with me. It's been absolutely tedious. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:17.600 Yeah. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.080 I've written his number down a few times, emergency contacts 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:21.480 and whatnot. I might have gotten there. 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:22.280 Yeah, I reckon. 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:23.720 He would even be close to knowing my number. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:24.680 All right, I've got in front of me. 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.320 Okay, I'm going to beep it out. Obviously you're ready. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:28.400 He's in politics. You don't want to get him shot. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:36.760 Is his number? Oh yes? Oh my god, that's incredible. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:38.560 You know he doesn't have a life rhythm to. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:41.160 Numbers? 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:42.319 Are they are? 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:42.679 You know? 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.199 In America, if you don't make a phone call on 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.240 your phone number in it's like an eight nine month period, 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.720 they give your number to someone else. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:51.400 So whenever I. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:55.199 Get a SIM card in America, you always get random calls. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.640 Yeah is this blah blah blah. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.000 Yeah, neah, you know, because they just recycle the phone number. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:01.680 You've got hundreds of millions of people. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.880 Yet, well I saw one sorry about someone who would 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.080 like text their dad's old number after he passed away. 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:10.720 And one day someone applied and said, oh, sorry for 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.960 your loss, but I'm not your dad, because these number 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.800 would have been given to someone passed on, isn't that. 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:18.520 So that's the real thought. That's really quite sad. Indeed, 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:20.240 I know way to bring it down. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.880 In that situation. You could ask the person with the 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.520 new number to block your number so you can keep 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.600 texting them and they never get it. If it's come 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.360 to God under see you to solve everyone, it's the problem. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.360 Shoot, you turned twenty eight and the wisdom just fow. 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:38.160 Finally, finally, all right, let's do your origin. All right? 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:39.079 That was yours, that was mine? 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.280 Yeah, I really didn't. 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.320 I aging you kind of hijacked. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.760 It had a lot more about that. That's what other? 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:49.000 What other rhythms do you like in numbers? 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:51.920 We definitely got my favorite rhythms. Yes, but it's got 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.679 my thund with numbers. Well it does six nine? Well, 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.760 no it doesn't. That's disgusting. Actually, I don't like sixty, 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:00.880 don't very high. General like that. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.199 If you forgotten how the show works, you have anything 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:06.520 else left to say for yourself? 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.679 Is it just me on the fly? Or do you 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.040 wish you could eat an apple like horses get to? 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:12.280 Yeah? 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:13.320 I mean what's stopping you? 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.920 I mean you need a pretty small apple on a 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:16.520 pretty big. 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:19.680 Mouth that can be arranged. They just look like they're 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.600 having so much fun with the horses eat apple. 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.160 I remember in my saddle club game when I was little, 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:28.400 watching the horses eat the sort of game yea, and 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.800 it took two hours to low wow, And I would 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.480 just watch my character would just feed the horses apples, 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:35.880 and I just watched that faurs. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.840 There's got to be some sort of like AMR channel 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.760 just horses eating apple, gurgle it. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.160 There's also something so charming about you putting it in 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.400 the palm of your hand and laying like bending your hand, 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.080 arching it backwards, and then the horse its lips just. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.760 Biting it, and that your hand being bitten off. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.320 And I love the way that you can see that 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.080 foamy apple jupeses. 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:04.160 It's the horse here we go that is so putrid. 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:05.160 That sound I'm into that. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.120 Shut up bad for trying to listen to the apple. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:14.480 Without a visual this actually can I know it sounds 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:15.280 like something else. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.040 What does it sound like? Mate? 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:19.200 Happy birthday? 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:22.200 I'm going to the hump in this video. It's a 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.880 compilation that people are like, that's a good crunt. This 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:30.680 is the most replayed one. Oh oh fuck me, It's 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.320 exactly what I don't want them people the rewinding tonat God. 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.440 I want that to happen to me. I want someone 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.000 to just chew me up like an apple. I don't 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.680 reckon that. Just readjust your whole bad lot for going everywhere, 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:40.200 not that part. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:41.600 But yeah, all right, shall. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:42.320 We just have good teeth? 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:42.800 Yeah? 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.440 Do you have an I mean we're all for them 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:50.000 on any Jesus Christ. Ye, no, Mitchell to birthday with 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:51.320 respect for you when you're ready. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.000 All right, let's go and go. 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:54.920 Is it just me? 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.160 Do certain artists remind you of certain people like you 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:07.640 associate them? Oh? Yeah, that singer reminds me of that person. 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:11.120 Oh, songs especially remind me of moments in my life. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.720 But there are some artists that I have strong connection 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:14.080 with people. 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.440 Yet, Yeah, that's what I mean, Like, surely there'd be 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.240 someone out there that when they think Katie Perry, they 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.480 think Mitchell Coombs. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.280 One hundred percent. I think Miley Cyrus. I think Mitchell 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:21.920 Coomb's true. 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.080 I've got I've claimed a few girls, haven't I. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:25.920 I go to church and I think hymns. I think 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:26.560 Jenna Benson. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.280 Right. I don't know if there's one that I associate 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:30.680 with you. 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.640 I'm not really a music Oh there is, I know there. 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.440 You know, think one of our friends Nick also loves her. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:38.800 Are you trying to claim Averamax? 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:39.160 I do? 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.400 Well, yeah, you've said before you hear it, you think 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:42.040 you think of me? 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.440 No, I think of Nick. Yeah, sorry, I also love Averamax. 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.960 Ye know, it still conjers up Nick in my brain 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.600 when you mentioned avermash Nick. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.240 But I love Avermax. But no, I'm not really like 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.480 I'm not. I don't know attachments to musicians, So I'm 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.240 not offender that you don't think of anyone Jenna. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.400 Do you think of anyone for you? When I think Jenna, 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:58.560 I think Heim. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:02.160 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I was hoping you'd say. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.680 That, fat Elvis, when you think of me purely from 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.119 a visual standpoint. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:07.840 When I think of Lady gar Guy, I think of Mitchell. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:12.359 Oh yeah, yeah, I've got not Celine Dion. Who's the 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.120 other one that think? 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:15.440 How I've got so many? 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:16.720 I also think you for Kesher. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.960 Oh okay, I'll claim her too. Her to my nest. 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:23.440 I can't listen, and it's very hard at the moment, 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.040 given the fame of it all. But I can't listen 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.120 to any Charlie XCX without thinking of my ex. 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:30.280 Oh my god, me too. Really yeah. When I think 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.160 Charlie XCX, his face pops up in my mind. 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.680 Saying but he's extra when I picture him, like it's 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:38.640 just a dirty version of him. Like a scruffy version like. 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.439 That doesn't happen for me. I just picture him, I go. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.840 I don't know why there's a link between him and 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.960 Charlie XCX. I don't know why. It's he's ruined her 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:48.400 for me, but I definitely associate. 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:50.120 No, I can't listen to the new album without thinking 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:52.440 of him. It's like fucking hell, Oh god, he's ruined 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:53.120 it for you? He has? 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:56.560 Have you ruined anything for him? 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:57.439 What about radio? 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:00.200 Oh? My god? There? 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:01.440 Should we just call him it as? 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:03.919 What have I ruined for you? 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:05.760 I'd love to know if I've ruined anything. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:10.040 I just randomly called him hey, just out of curiosity. 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:11.119 No, I don't think we should do that. 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:12.480 What did Mitch ruin for you? 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:14.640 I'll ask him next time I bump into it, please 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:20.120 do ye? Also, Taylor Swift. There's definitely someone that comes 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:22.720 to mind when I think of Taylor Swift. Jenna, you'll 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.680 know who I'm talking about. One of our old bosses 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:26.800 here at the radio station. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:28.639 Oh yeah, that's. 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:30.200 The one that you famously didn't get along with. 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:34.960 Well, I wanted to get along with it try, which, 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:37.720 as you know, Mitch is not like me. Usually, if 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.760 someone doesn't like me. I'm like, whatever, I don't feel 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:42.199 the need to fix the situation. If they don't like me, 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:45.439 I'm like, ah, well that's fine. But because she's my boss, 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:47.880 I was like, I'm going to really try and get 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.679 along with her, just for keeping the peace in the business. 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:51.000 You know. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:51.920 I really did try. 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:53.760 You did, and I thought, what have I. 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:57.000 Got in common with her? Taylor Swift? And so I 0:18:57.160 --> 0:18:59.159 try and strike up a chat, be like, oh, what 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.240 did you think of the new album? Blah blah blah, 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:05.199 And she'd say ship like reputation wasn't as god as 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:07.240 nineteen eighty nine. I'm like, fuck, why do I bother 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:11.080 with you? Jesus Christ. But I really tried. And for 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:13.680 some reason, on the news, if they say, oh, Taylor 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:16.800 Swift fans bang her face in my head, Oh that's hard, 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:17.560 and that's. 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:18.840 No, that makes me sick again. 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:20.960 It's not enough to ruin Taylor Swift for me. But yeah, 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:23.320 that's the association and it probably always will be. 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.879 Oh, I think of my dad when I hear Tom Jones, 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.639 like watch New pussy Cat and all those all those. 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:30.440 Songs used to you. When I think of Tom James, 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:32.960 you did have one. 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:34.399 Tom Jones because you. 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:35.879 Played on your radio show Don't every night. 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:37.840 Yeah, I finished with watching New pussy Cat Puts. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:41.360 A Cat, So you'd sold it from your dad. 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:43.119 Yeah. My dad used to pick me up from school 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:45.879 or from swim training, and because I was a competitive swimmer, 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:48.560 very good top of my leg and I would Dad 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:52.240 was correct until that drowning incident. That what Dad would 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:55.359 pick me up with listening to on full blast, windows down, 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:59.600 he'd pull up blaring it sex bomb, sex bomb, you're 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:00.600 almost serves ball. 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:02.720 I didn't know that Tom Jones had more than one song. 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:06.680 Tom Jones is brilliant, turning down the house. Kiss is brilliant. 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:09.320 It's a cover of prints. But kiss, you don't have 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:14.320 to be beautiful, turn me on. You just need your body, 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:15.640 baby from still down. 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:17.760 Yeah, it doesn't mean anything else. 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:22.600 Really, it's not unusual now I know that. 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:26.760 Yeah, Tom's doing this for the rest of the episode. 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:28.560 Are we just shouting there? 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:31.679 Happy Birthday, Mitchell? 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:37.040 Just don't sing me Happy Birthday in a Tom Jones's toy. 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:38.920 Happy Birthday. 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:45.040 Brings in the cake me cool? 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:50.040 Okay, that's next episode. 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:52.720 Not on my work? 0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:56.600 Is it just me? 0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.600 The rude shocks of young adults. 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:02.679 Food I remember before we went on holidays, like the 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:05.640 last episode maybe that we did before we went on holidays. Yes, 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.679 you had your bloody musical theater cameo and Juliete I 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:13.360 did big moment. We basically fucking dedicated a whole episode 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:14.320 to unpacking it. 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:18.880 Yes, it was totally was I did much. 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:21.520 Less of a fuss was made two nights later when 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:24.440 I was performing my comedy show to the point where 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:26.960 Jana didn't turn up. Everyone was asking you were there. 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:30.119 Everyone's asking where's Jenna? Where's Jenna? And I was like, 0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:32.920 to be fair, I think she ever mentioned either way 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:35.240 she was going to come. No, I wasn't expecting her. 0:21:35.280 --> 0:21:39.280 But you have seen that show. It was an editor's. 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:39.480 Much better now. 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:42.600 Well, I really enjoyed the first one, so thanks Life 0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:45.080 stars good out of ten. 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:48.199 Oh god, you spoil me. She wouldn't say that if 0:21:48.200 --> 0:21:52.240 it wasn't my birthday, she would so anyway, Jena, here's 0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:54.320 something you missed from the show that I had a 0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:55.520 couple of. When was it again? 0:21:55.600 --> 0:21:55.840 Fuck? 0:21:56.359 --> 0:22:00.439 A month ago? Yeah, in Sydney, so I can't text 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.159 remember not long ago. I was also talking on the 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:07.160 podcast about the fact that I fucked someone's name up. Oh, yes, 0:22:07.200 --> 0:22:09.439 we got given a gorgeous gift from one of our 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:11.640 idiots that came to my Melbourne show. Get it right, 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:18.160 don't fucking do this. It was it was either Jess 0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:20.360 or Kate, and I said one, but the other was Truck. 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:23.880 She's Kate, but I said Jess and I got it wrong, 0:22:23.920 --> 0:22:26.760 which is especially disrespectful when she just bought this beautiful, 0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:27.640 thoughtful gift and. 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:28.720 It was an amazing gift. 0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:31.640 Yes, I agree exactly. It's just spitting in her face, right. 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:34.080 And so before the Sydney show that you came to, Mitch, 0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:38.240 I got a message on Instagram saying, Hi, I'm bringing 0:22:38.359 --> 0:22:41.800 my wife to your show, my wife Courtney, and it's 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:44.119 our to your anniversary. Can you give us a shout out? 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:47.080 And I was like, of course, mate, no worries, I 0:22:47.119 --> 0:22:51.720 can do that. That's sweet. And I was pretty determined 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:53.440 to get his name correct to the point where I 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:56.000 had to ask, because how would you pronounce this? It 0:22:56.040 --> 0:23:01.639 was spelt JACI in oh, Jackson jackin yeah, Jack, and 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:04.240 Jason it was Jason. 0:23:04.240 --> 0:23:05.320 I think it's third option. 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:07.920 Yeah, but I still checked because it was spelt weird, 0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:10.720 and I was like, okay, I need to double check 0:23:10.760 --> 0:23:13.760 this because it's important to me to get names right. Well, 0:23:13.800 --> 0:23:15.000 how do I say it? And he goes, oh, it's 0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:17.719 just Jason, and I was like, fucking too easy. I 0:23:17.760 --> 0:23:23.480 can do that, no dramas well, Gosh with Justin, Can 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:26.000 I come on, Justin? 0:23:26.040 --> 0:23:26.639 You're not trolling me? 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:26.840 Are you? 0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:27.560 My heart's une. 0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:29.720 He told me that you'd be here and then I 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:31.880 should give a shout O, where's Justin? Jason? 0:23:32.040 --> 0:23:32.960 Jason not just. 0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:39.359 Everyone was definitely laughing at me, not with me. 0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:41.680 I was, and I was mortified because I knew exactly 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:42.400 how you'd be thinking. 0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:44.760 I must say, Justin and Jason to me are very 0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:47.240 similar name. Thank you, They've always my whole life. 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:49.760 I get in the mixed what was going on in 0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.480 my head because I clarified, how do I say Jack? 0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:56.240 And correctly he said Jason. I made a mental note, Oh, 0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.879 it's just a basic name beginning with Jake. Don't stress 0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:01.160 yourself yet. I even had a written down, but still 0:24:01.160 --> 0:24:03.080 went out there and said Justin and you can't hear 0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:04.719 it in that audio. But there were so many idiots 0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:05.480 in the front road. 0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:09.680 Going ah again again, Can I just say? I was like, fuck, 0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:13.280 can I say welcome to live performing that is. Will 0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:15.560 you guys laugh at me for getting names wrong all 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:17.600 the time, But when you're live and when you've got 0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:20.120 one shot at it, your brain just says. Your brain 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:21.320 has moments like. 0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:24.680 You're not live show on my. 0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:26.400 Radio show, award winning number one. 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:31.800 You've got their names written on phone boxing Courtney, I'm 0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:32.960 also pressing buttons. 0:24:33.040 --> 0:24:34.120 It's never that far off. 0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:37.040 It very much is. But at least that was closed, 0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:40.840 right you were Jason justin fucking you know, same shit, 0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:41.560 different smell. 0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:43.560 That's what he gets to having his name spelled like that. 0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:48.280 Yeah, I know, but like why bother I actually tried 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:50.160 to get it right. I wrote it down, I clarified, 0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:51.119 but still sucked it up. 0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:53.760 I think it's the thought that can But also. 0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:55.440 Why does it bother you so much? Just not really 0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:57.199 big deal. I own it. I make it part of 0:24:57.200 --> 0:24:59.240 the brand because I get names right these days, but 0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:00.360 I just make them wrong. 0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:02.520 It's funny, no, I see. It was like we were 0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:04.800 talking about last time. It's just very respectful to get 0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:07.600 someone's name, Ryan, Can I tell you someone who's like me? 0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:10.720 And it's very meticulous about wanting to get names right. 0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:14.640 You might have seen this online. Kelly Clarkson, she really 0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:17.640 wants to get people's names right, and she's figured out 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:20.439 a brilliant method. So she had a guest on and 0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:23.280 it was spelled tell me how you pronounce this l 0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:28.399 a u f e y l a u f laughy 0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:32.080 loo f laughy, loffy, laffy so not quiet. And Kelly 0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:34.000 was on a bloody talk show with l a u 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:35.800 f e Y and wanted to get the name right, 0:25:35.840 --> 0:25:37.560 but instead went about it a different way. 0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:42.880 See to get one more time, Levy, leave it, honestly, 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:44.360 like leaves the easiest. 0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:45.720 That's not your name. 0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:48.800 I want to get it right so badly. Just one 0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:51.280 more time, lov Leavy, leave it. 0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:52.720 Leave you know what. 0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:53.520 You know what I'm gonna do. 0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:55.760 I'm going to move my mouth and you're going to 0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:58.760 say it. 0:25:59.119 --> 0:25:59.439 All right. 0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:01.760 We're going to be joined by the very talented singer 0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:04.399 songwriter next. 0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:06.000 That's funny. See that's great. 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:09.520 I love that so much because I'm like, oh, she's 0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:11.360 just like me, where she's just I want to get 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:13.639 it right and forget it wrong it'll be so mortifying. 0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:16.199 Yeah, and don't change it for me. I want to 0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:17.080 pronounce it right. 0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:18.640 She goes, Oh, you can say leve A. She goes, 0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:19.560 that's not your name. 0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:22.120 Man, I do not have that gene. I will say 0:26:22.160 --> 0:26:24.439 someone how that day interviewed artists got the name of 0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:25.560 the song wrong in front of them. 0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:29.200 Oh yeah, emm a memmer. 0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:30.840 Don't have to block her on Instagram. 0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:32.920 It also fucks me off. I'm sure I've ranted about 0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:36.000 this before, but people like Sean who his last name 0:26:36.080 --> 0:26:38.879 is Mauren. But he'll say Sean Moran and I'm like, 0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:42.199 that's not your name, your name and he goes, oh, 0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:43.840 I answered it either, and I was like, that's not 0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:46.480 how names work. Yeah, I'm not going to answer to 0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:49.440 clem oh, I don't mind. I'm not fussy. No, you'll 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:51.080 give it a name and you stick with it. 0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:54.679 Yea, and I agree. I agree. Sean's just too polite. 0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:57.120 Anyway, I really should have given that method a crack. 0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:58.879 It would have taken a lot of coordination with my 0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:04.439 justin Jason rself Mitchell. Imagine that, ye Courtney, your beautiful 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:07.720 husband Jason would like to say happy anniversary. 0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:09.760 Why don't we plan it next time so that I 0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:11.600 can have it on a piece of paper and I 0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:12.320 can yell it out. 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:16.760 You'll forget the fucking paper, won't you? Can I show 0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.119 you one more thing from my closing night, Yes, the 0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:22.080 water off a Duck's clip era is over? 0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:22.480 Yes? 0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:28.040 Yes, yes, oh oh no, yeah, you're trying to sound upset, right, 0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:32.520 you sound so disappointed? Yes, by birthday I went, Yeah, 0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:36.480 the water for ducks era is over? How sad you went? Yes? 0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:38.440 I like the post on Instagram? What more do you 0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:38.879 want from me? 0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:42.600 Anyway? Closing night? Yes, I was doing you know how 0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:44.240 I like to wander around and chat to people in 0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:48.000 the crowd, very much, sir. Someone across one legend of 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:51.840 a woman, Lisa, who I believe upstaged me to the 0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:54.320 point where I'm going to show you what she told 0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:59.680 me and then we're going to do Okay, the question 0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:02.520 on the line is do you believe Lisa who was 0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:05.159 in the audience from my closing night Woollongong show, the 0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:08.320 last ever duck and clip that I pegged in people's faces? 0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:09.600 Is she funnier than me? 0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:10.080 Okay? 0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:12.920 Oh, so you're so? Does my say not fucking matter? 0:28:13.040 --> 0:28:15.199 Well, it's genital science. But I suppose she can consult 0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:18.080 with the jury, all right? The jury? They nice? 0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:19.199 Why we never run with them? 0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:19.800 The jury? 0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.160 Jury Wow, we read that's the second waiting to happen. 0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:25.399 But honestly, I think it's going to be a no 0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:28.200 brainer because she fucking killed it. Okay, So I gave 0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:31.000 Lisa the microphone. Well, so I was just wandering around 0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:33.520 chatting with people. She told me what she does for work, 0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:35.480 which is working as a prison guard. 0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:36.840 Oh wow, Oh that's interesting. 0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:38.840 And she told me the thing she hates most about 0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:42.040 that job is strip searches. Yeah, and that's when we 0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:44.040 got dick and to find out what's going on with 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:46.479 this one. I want to hear all about it. Hang on, 0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:48.760 whoa if. 0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:49.600 You didn't catch that? 0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.760 It was things you find it a strip search. What's 0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:54.240 the worst thing you found out a strip search? 0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:55.200 I'll tell you the story. 0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:57.240 Of course, do you know what I'm not going to 0:28:57.440 --> 0:28:58.120 you hold them mic. 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.760 Here's something no one will ever forget. So it was 0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:05.840 my first strip search on my own. So what would 0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.000 you don't pop a squat and cough or anything like that. 0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:11.960 So I said to her, turn around, put your hands 0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:14.520 out with the starfish, take your underwear off and put 0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:15.840 them on the floor in front of you. So, while 0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:18.000 she's facing away from me, she picks up her underwear, 0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:20.280 and I have a quick look. There's something about as 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:24.520 red as those curtains. Yeah, but it wasn't what we 0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:28.040 all think it could have been. So I said to her, right, 0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.080 what's that? She goes, no, no, no, please, miss, don't maybe 0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:31.960 do it? No, no, no, take it out. Take that. You 0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:34.520 have to take it out, please miss, don't make me take. 0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:35.400 It out, please miss. 0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:40.120 She's literally popped down a squad went and came out 0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:52.520 cafe coffee jar. The red thing that I saw was 0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:57.720 the lid of the jar. So I've had to get 0:29:57.760 --> 0:29:59.960 the governor to come back into report, like I've just 0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.240 found something on my first strip search, and she's like, 0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:04.040 all right, we'll go through it. Thinking there's going to 0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:06.880 be something in there, just coffee. 0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.880 Wouldn't it be easier to shell the pod like the 0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:18.320 pod coffee? You got a whole fucking jarl. Thank you 0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:22.760 for sharing around applaud a story. So, yes, that's not 0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:25.880 what I saw it going. My person just shoved coffee 0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:27.680 up there as because they're like, I'm not drinking that 0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:29.400 international race shot on the inside. 0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:30.760 Geez, she was a jar. 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:36.760 Wow, it's just fucking goals. As a comedian, you would't 0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:40.000 understand that when you find someone in the audience it's 0:30:40.000 --> 0:30:42.280 willing to deliver like that. Oh it's the best because 0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:44.000 normally it's like what do you do for work? Sweet 0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:48.760 up rita? Yeah, Lisa, it's like pitch, I've got a story. Yeah, 0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:51.880 srap in mate. Yeah. So honestly, Jenna, what do you think? 0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:56.040 Did Lisa upstage me? 0:30:56.680 --> 0:31:00.600 Okay, so her story was hilarious. Did not expect the ending. 0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:05.840 Her delivery was actually very good. I feel like she 0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:09.560 complimented you in a sense, not necessarily beat around the 0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:14.080 bush bitch, but I think you're funnier. 0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:17.120 What Oh yeah, I mean it wasn't funny. It was 0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:18.760 just a shocking story with Jenna. 0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:21.920 But delivered beautifully. She should be up in that stage. 0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:24.040 No, I feel like I can picture her at a 0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:24.960 comedy festival. 0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.840 Maybe that was the wrong question. Was she funny? That 0:31:28.040 --> 0:31:30.840 was just like airpic? Give her a Netflix show? 0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:32.520 No, I really don't think so. 0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.840 I can picture her like a comedy festival or like 0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.920 a stand up where they have like that one segment, 0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:39.760 that's not where. 0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:42.080 I saw this going. Sorry, Lester, if you're listening, which 0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:44.880 I know she does, Oh sorry, funny moment. 0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:47.960 I think she's hilarious. That was the best story. 0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:50.040 Yeah, honestly it was. It was hard to top that. 0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:51.760 Actually it would maybe you had to be there. 0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:54.200 Fuckings? 0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:56.160 Is it just me? 0:31:58.440 --> 0:32:01.280 You can follow the show online just saarch a couple 0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:01.920 of mitches. 0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:06.080 If you don't, you're a little bitch. Is it just me? 0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:09.240 On the fly? I just pop downstairs, heuring that little 0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:10.640 break there to get some mob eats. 0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:10.920 Yeah. 0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:16.080 I don't know how cyclists do it. As a cyclist myself, 0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:18.680 it is freezing. Why did you all you rize it there? 0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:20.480 I just haven't seen much bike content. I feel like 0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:21.840 it's fallen off again. 0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:24.120 I don't need to post about everything I'm doing. I know, 0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:26.520 But do you want me to send yourself with every 0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:27.400 time I'm riding my bike? 0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:28.040 Maybe one? 0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:29.400 You can't just take my word for. 0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.560 It, Okay in this moment, yes, but I do want 0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:33.960 to right, what do they do? They shocked you? 0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:37.280 Well, it's freezing out there and we're also in North Sydney. 0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:39.800 They were riding along the fucking busy ass streets in 0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:42.080 this weather. I was like, holy fuck man, how do 0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:42.800 you do it? Yeah? 0:32:42.800 --> 0:32:45.000 And also that your fingers get so cold holding onto 0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:45.600 those little handles. 0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:47.280 He wasn't wearing gloves? Really? 0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.120 Have you seen those special gloves that motorcyclists have and 0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.560 also Summo Breit strivers, and they're connected to the handlebars 0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:53.960 and they're like little mittens that you just put your 0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:54.560 hands straight in. 0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.239 Oh that's cute. Yeah, because then if you need to 0:32:57.320 --> 0:32:59.360 fucking grab your phone out of your pocket not my riding, 0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.240 you don't have to fuck around taking the glove. Yes, 0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:03.880 that's excellent. I'm getting some of those from a Fano 0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:05.240 Gina for your want. 0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:08.280 That's my bike, of course. Yeah, I often forget. 0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:10.680 What would I even search for that bike gloves? Yeah? 0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:14.480 No, search delivery driver bike gloves, right, because I think 0:33:14.480 --> 0:33:16.800 it's one of those things that have been retroactively fitted 0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:18.720 to the bikes for Uber Eats drivers. 0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:23.520 Oh yeah, they're great. Yeah, like corks and gloves. Yeah yeah, 0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:25.680 I'm investing in some of those. Happy Birthday to fucking me. 0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:28.200 I guess put it on the kido, will put it 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:28.760 on the Kidio. 0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:31.520 I also need to get the new Kideo details please. 0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:31.840 Yeah. 0:33:31.880 --> 0:33:34.480 Yeah, I've a minute to do that. Yeah. I'm not 0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:35.440 withholding them. 0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:36.200 It's fine. 0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:37.520 I wouldn't mind them either. 0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:39.040 What are you trying to do with this. 0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:40.720 I want to go to Japan. 0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:44.760 Factapping and jap and whatever it's called. 0:33:44.920 --> 0:33:47.360 Actually the CARP was still active then, so you could 0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:47.720 have done it. 0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.120 But anyway, there's enough money for return flights to business 0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.240 for a few people to Japan business. 0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:53.560 Yeah, do you want to come? 0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:57.440 I could think of nothing worse really, Yeah. Also listened 0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:59.240 back to that air check. I had so many messages going. 0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:03.520 I think you offended Oscar with my fatigues. I felt 0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:06.040 bad and I text him. He didn't reply for three days. 0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:08.200 Yeah, he was very he was very upset. 0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:11.480 Did not actually reply no for three days. Sorry, I've 0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:14.320 been at work. I'm like, what are you climbing to 0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:18.000 base camp Mount Everest taking up biking people? 0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:19.399 Well, do you want to do another air check? We're 0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:20.920 about to dive into TV eatings. 0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:22.760 Oh yes, and I'll try not to make anyone upset 0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:23.040 this time. 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:27.520 Haven't done this for a while. Let's dive in. Yes, Jee, 0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:31.600 your made astrotash is causing a bit of a fucking third. 0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:35.080 Isn't she our made astroash? Astrotash is actually true? 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:37.040 Apologies, She's been on our podcast before. 0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:39.320 She's the one that told me that I am immune 0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:42.000 to mercury. And retrograde because of my star sign positioning, 0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:43.720 and also that you and I are cosmic soulmates. 0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:45.680 So it's back in episode one thirty two. For those 0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:47.120 playing along, I've. 0:34:47.000 --> 0:34:49.640 Got heaps to tell you about your chant, Mitchell. What 0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:53.000 was a standout to me was actually the relationship between 0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:56.200 the two of you, Between Mitch and Mitchell. Oh, I 0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:59.759 would kind of call this a soulmate relationship because of 0:34:59.800 --> 0:35:03.719 this placement. It's a beautiful working partnership. And you know, 0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:08.320 soulmates come in all different shapes and sizes. 0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:12.760 Romantic, that's very true soul mates. Cute. 0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:16.239 I agree with her with Actually, our friendship has been unbreakable. 0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:18.000 Since Yeah, maybe there was just something about what she 0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:19.560 said or the way she said it. 0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:22.040 No argument since then, well, no big ones. 0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.680 Well she unfollowed me. What Yeah, it's very offended. 0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:28.080 Okay, this will be an interesting air check then, Because 0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.640 astro Tash has a new gig, Jenna might be a 0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:32.520 bit scathing of this. 0:35:33.200 --> 0:35:33.880 I did see this. 0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:36.080 She already worked at Channel seven. During the morning show. 0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:38.960 She pops up doing the horoscopes, doing her thing. I 0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:41.280 think she fucking knows that shit. She once just DMed 0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:42.960 me my own horoscope with I asked for it, and 0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:45.040 she goes, I've just pulled up your chart. I still 0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:46.760 have it on file from when I was on the podcast. 0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:47.040 Yeah. 0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:48.000 I was like, God, she's good. 0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:50.240 Let me tell you. She's a famous astrologist in this country, 0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:51.080 and she's on the up and up. 0:35:51.120 --> 0:35:52.600 She does a week I wasn't so famous. 0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.239 She has a segment on my radio show. 0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:56.760 Can't be that famous. 0:35:56.920 --> 0:36:01.400 She's very famous. She is very good. I saw some articles. 0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:03.840 They're not hating on her, they're hating on what the 0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:04.879 news agencies have done. 0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:07.399 Yeah, so she knows as shit and she's already working 0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:09.400 Channel seven during the morning show, like I said, but 0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:13.560 they've decided to make a go prime time. Controversially, apparently 0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:17.000 they've given her a twenty second segment on seven News 0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:20.760 doing horoscopes. Naturally, there's a few people being like, what 0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:25.080 the fuck horoscopes on the news? Yeah, I wouldn't call 0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:29.240 that news. Some people argue, well, it's a science. But anyway, 0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:30.880 obviously I tuned in because there was a lot of 0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.880 controversy around it. Weirdly, it's not the most controversial thing 0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:34.799 happening on planet Earth. 0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:34.880 No. 0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:36.640 I was away in the US when this happened. So 0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:37.399 I missed all this shit. 0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:39.680 Will let me show you here. I was thinking that 0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.360 astrotash is going to have to squeeze all this information 0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:45.439 into twenty seconds. This is what happened on the news. 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:47.120 This is like as they're throwing to an ad break 0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:49.399 and they just squeeze it on the end. Okay's back 0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:52.280 with the forecast and sadly Sky's are set to turn gray. 0:36:52.320 --> 0:36:53.600 Mark blue sky today. 0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:55.880 But she does the weather bullshit, blah blah blah. 0:36:55.880 --> 0:37:02.399 That's not Tash details next, just. 0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:10.800 A slideshow and some porn music. No one's talking. Oh, Leo, 0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:14.240 step up with bravery and bold action. It's your ticket 0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.359 to hitting your targets, whether it work on home. I 0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:18.840 just wanted to take that on board on lea. Oh 0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:20.560 so I think it's ridiculous that they're on the news, 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.600 But I'm also like, I'll have a glance at my 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:24.560 star sign if it's on the screen, won't I people 0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:25.319 need to grow up. 0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:28.880 It's on the screen for you to read. Gig like god, Sorry, 0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:32.000 but I'm happy to have my horrific news Trump being shot, 0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:35.759 war in Ukraine. Break it up with some light astrology. 0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:40.360 I don't know about the porn music though. This is 0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:42.520 what's playing in the background. No speech, and it's got 0:37:42.600 --> 0:37:44.360 astro Tasha's Instagram hand. 0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:47.120 Like the top, also writing for each. 0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:49.239 Yeah, there's stars tomorrow's star writing. I don't know what 0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:49.640 that means. 0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:51.719 What does that mean? Is that just how good your 0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:53.840 day's going to be? Out of five? Yeah? What's Libra? 0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:55.560 Oh? Fuck? Hang on? Let me rewin. 0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:57.680 We won the porn and Gemini. 0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:01.680 God see, we're all interested followed you. Like on paper, 0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:04.200 it sounds stupid as fuck, the news having horus gapes, 0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:05.800 but now we're like, we'll have a little quote me, 0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:09.759 what are you again? Libra Libria? Three stars? Sorry about that? Fuck? 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:10.640 What about Gemini? 0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:15.319 I'm finding it? Oh Gemini two stars? Fuck, I'm killing it. 0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:21.440 Hates me. Well, we knew that, I think. Hang on, Jenna, 0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:26.239 what jenn and I diffuse tension by stealing a few 0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:29.320 solo moments, even if it's just a quick five minute breathe. 0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:30.960 Oh my god, you did that on the podcast with 0:38:31.000 --> 0:38:33.400 the Misfits. You stole many solo moments. 0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:35.200 Yes, that's true, that wasn't solo. 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:38.120 Well, no, wasn't. And three stars as generous. 0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:40.600 Step out of the room now, because you seemed furious 0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:42.359 that asked, Ash is just doing a job. 0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:44.719 No, I think she could be doing better. 0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:47.759 You know why? She probably unfollowed you because we're jealous. No, 0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:49.360 I highly doubt it. 0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.520 But also you weren't there the day that she was 0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:52.160 on the podcast. 0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:55.000 You know she was because remember we suggested that Tash 0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:57.480 looked like the older version of Jena. 0:38:57.560 --> 0:39:00.239 And she followed me then and liked all MYO was 0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:02.960 really nice, and then just unfollowed, a. 0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:05.759 Real fugly pick. They think I look like that, I'm 0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:06.840 following rude. 0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:10.560 She still follows me. I do like her, but obviously 0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:12.520 she's not on air doing this thing during the bloody 0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:13.360 six pm news. 0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:14.359 No, she just writes them. 0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:18.760 She just writes them. But I've heard rumors, just rumors, 0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:21.560 let me make that clear, just rumors from people I 0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.960 know who work in TV that Mark Ferguson was supposed 0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:26.960 to read it. That news reader that you heard at 0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:28.240 the start. He's our Sydney Blake. 0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:29.600 He's the anchor, this guy. 0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:31.880 When he's back with the forecast and Surly Sky's and 0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:35.480 the billboards. Apparently he's meant to read the horoscopes. But 0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:39.200 he put his foot down and was like there's absolutely 0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:41.520 no way, d Alan, I'm not doing that. I'm in news, man. 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:46.080 I ought be taken seriously. I'm not reading fucking horror escapes? 0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:47.080 Are you joking? 0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:48.239 I don't blame him. 0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:48.719 I get that. 0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:50.120 I kind of get that too. 0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:53.439 And then also the part and parcel with the gig. 0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:54.680 Like the other night, I had to do a state 0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:56.800 of Origin show on the radio, and I had no 0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:58.439 idea what I was talking about. But it's the job. 0:39:58.560 --> 0:39:59.920 So you kind of suck it up and you talk 0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:00.759 about football. 0:40:01.120 --> 0:40:03.760 Yeah, I guess, but your radio broadcasting is a bit different. 0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:06.600 You know, you're covering general interests in the public. News 0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:07.720 is meant to be like news. 0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:10.640 Yes, you're racks. He would have studied journalism, you would 0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:11.440 assume such. Yeah. 0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:15.799 Yeah, and so again just rumors Mark Ferguson. This this 0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:18.680 part isn't a rumor. Mark Ferguson is apparently taking a 0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:21.880 hefty amount of time off during the what are we 0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:25.960 calling it again? Oh the Olympics, Yeah, the l Olympics. 0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:30.200 The Ellen Olympics, yes, Ellen Olympics. Yes, apparently he's taking 0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:32.319 a hefty amount of time off. He's been stood down 0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:35.120 from Seven News during that time. And again rumors, rumors 0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:38.480 because of this, Yeah, because they've got a new boss there, 0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.640 and apparently they were like, let's show him whose boss. 0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:42.239 We're going to take him off primetime for a bit. 0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:44.920 But it's not something you would do Willing Nearly. 0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:48.520 He's fucking creative managers in creative industries that think they 0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:49.960 know better than Oh my god. 0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:51.680 Playing masstroash. 0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:54.360 He is a friend of the show. 0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:55.600 She doesn't like. 0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:58.000 She's just doing her job. She put her bloody stars 0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:00.719 and her fucking commentary in twenty second slide show. She 0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:01.239 did her bit. 0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:03.160 She's him and I look embarrassing. 0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:06.440 Maybe the stars told her to unfollow somewhere and she's like, sorry, 0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:07.760 first gym, last out. 0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:09.520 And there are a lot of comments about the fact 0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:14.200 they're doing horoscopes. Channel seven News now features horoscopes, what rubbish, 0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.759 looks like they don't really care about news. And then 0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:19.720 someone else wrote between horoscopes and comedy skits, that's another 0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:23.200 thing they've incorporated. You're trying to like swolow up the news. Comfrey, Yeah, 0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:23.880 my Comfrey. 0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:26.800 They said the news and said this is comedy. 0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.080 The whilst I don't even know I can't remember his name. 0:41:29.440 --> 0:41:32.960 Anthony did something anyway not important. Basically, he's making all 0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:35.960 these weird decisions that's kind of making them look less legit. 0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:38.839 You know what I mean as a serious news broadcaster. 0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:42.560 Got it, but this comment said, between horoscopes and comedy skits, 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:44.320 might as well go the full hog and get Denise 0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:47.160 Drysdale spinning a wheel and giving away prizes. Honestly, I'm 0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:49.719 all that watch that. I fucking would. 0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.080 Now that's comedy, to be honest. 0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:53.440 But you know who else slammed them? One of their 0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:57.000 own who was let go? Oh I saw this Sharon Goodella. 0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:01.200 She did seven News in Brisbane. She's got a big deal, 0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:03.799 but yeah, in Brisbane, she's like their sucking Sandra Sali mate. 0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:06.160 They let her go and she wrote it in this 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:09.319 big post on Facebook. I'm not one to have my 0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:12.160 evening you served up with humor and horoscopes, So to 0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:15.919 be honest, it is time to go wow the drama, 0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:17.680 the horoscopes and the comedy. 0:42:17.760 --> 0:42:21.560 Oh, if I ever left radio, you know, the scathing Instagram. 0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:23.440 I can just imagine. 0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:24.000 It would be such a bitch. 0:42:24.280 --> 0:42:26.000 I don't know if there's any scenario where I'd be 0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:28.360 required to write a scathing Instagram post. 0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:30.880 If we broke up, would you shame me? 0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:33.760 I don't know, because I can't imagine we would. 0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:35.239 Break up on bad terms. 0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:38.840 Yeah, we're mates even if the show ended, we would exactly. 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:41.719 And I'm not one for burning bridges, unlike Genevieve over here, 0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:44.400 I might. 0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:45.400 Do one for at. 0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:47.759 What would you write? 0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:52.680 Bitch with no conviction? Bitch? 0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:54.400 What bitch at? Astro Tash? 0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:55.800 Yeah? Just lower case? 0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.440 Can I have you know Astro Tash? Natasha is one 0:42:58.440 --> 0:43:00.520 of the nicest people I've ever met, and you're one 0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:03.520 of the foulest. So got all checks out. 0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:06.440 It makes sense, Astra Tash. 0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:08.959 I'm not joking. I was messaging it yesterday. She's making 0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:10.640 a birth chart for baby Rammy, my niece. 0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:14.279 See God lover her. Yeah, she's actually a saint and 0:43:14.320 --> 0:43:15.920 she just loves what she does. Yeah she does. 0:43:15.960 --> 0:43:17.319 And you know what, she doesn't take bullshit and she 0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:19.600 unfollows shit accounts and I actually back her. 0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:22.120 Are you being mean to dinner because it's my birthday 0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:23.560 and I can't be the punching bag today? 0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:27.280 Yes, you need someone to Tash listens to this show. 0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:31.440 That's she's an idiot, Tash. I went in being a 0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:34.600 bit skeptical about the horoscopes. But I just watched it 0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:37.719 and I found myself rewinding for some reason. I'm into it, 0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:38.120 thank you. 0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:40.520 I agree people think they aren't like horoscopes, but when 0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:42.319 they actually see their star sign, they. 0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:44.360 I love it. I better have a glance. 0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:49.040 Yeah, but I agree that potentially the news isn't the 0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:50.160 right spot for these things. 0:43:50.600 --> 0:43:52.120 He is a bit of an odd spot to put it. 0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:53.239 Give seconds. 0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:55.400 It's just weird that no one reads. 0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:56.280 Them poor music. 0:43:58.440 --> 0:43:59.959 What are the blind community today? 0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:01.320 So true? 0:44:01.920 --> 0:44:04.080 They'd be like what an engine Mark getting up to 0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:04.920 at the death second? 0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:10.560 They'd be shocked, you know, the deaf community. Actually, we 0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:14.160 have a new innovation coming on this show, the captions 0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:15.560 we're doing. Can we talk about that or. 0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:17.600 No, oh we're not doing it. They just I heart 0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:20.600 told us they're putting automatic transcription on our episodes, which 0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:23.879 worries me because Instagram and TikTok have the automatic caption 0:44:23.960 --> 0:44:26.080 things and I spend at least half an hour correcting it. 0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:28.200 But they're not going to understand my fucking thick of 0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:28.760 the accent. 0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:31.960 They'd already do it on Apple podcasts. 0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:33.279 And have you seen how wrong they are? 0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:37.520 Are they wrong? Well, listen, carry on Tash continue. 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:39.480 Yeah, we're on your side Jenna's. 0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:41.919 Now, I could be if you followed me back. 0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:48.040 But Jenna's side, I don't think she will. Maybe naw, 0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:50.239 she and followed you. Just trying to think of something. 0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:51.319 Let's get out of here. 0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:54.400 I'm Mitchell. Enjoy your birthday. Thank you tomorrow. But at 0:44:54.400 --> 0:44:56.360 the time of am I coming? 0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:59.759 Well no, because we're recording Monday's episode to come on 0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:02.200 my actual birthday lined up perfectly, I get to. 0:45:02.880 --> 0:45:04.799 But this is my gift. I paid for these. 0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.759 Oh fuck, I forgot the flowers behind you pointing at me, 0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:08.200 I was like, what. 0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:08.760 Is your gift? 0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:10.440 You without bit I bought this? 0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:13.080 No, no, so we're gonna have to get you can 0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:13.799 get him something next? 0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:15.120 Well, I am, I've got it planned. 0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:16.120 We got you, honeycake. 0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:20.320 You didn't we did? We paid for that on the kideo. 0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:21.200 Yeah it's us. 0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:23.799 I'm going to pay with the using my own money. 0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:24.560 Yeah, that's nice. 0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:25.920 God, good to me, Jim. 0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:28.000 Next week you'll saw you. I will have a great 0:45:28.040 --> 0:45:31.640 weekend and a great birthday. Yes, and idiots will see 0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:32.760 you very soon for another episode. 0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:35.560 Catch you on Monday, idiots, see you guys. Bye? 0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:37.239 Is it just me? 0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:39.960 A podcast by a couple of minches. 0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:45.239 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:58.480 At welcome to add brief our secret segment on the 0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:01.280 end we return the shows done, but it's not cheery. 0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:04.000 I've got a big question to ask you. Actually, I 0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:05.839 just thought of it while I was getting meats. 0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:06.680 Thanks a lot. 0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:10.360 It's not what you think. 0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:11.920 I just thought of it. I saw a hippo in 0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:13.600 the lobby. 0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:16.960 You can't make fat jokes at your own expense at 0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:19.480 the same time as basting about your weight loss. Pick what. 0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:23.040 I haven't boasted about it, but it's forty one. I've 0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:25.640 kept it off naturally. Yes, what did you think? 0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:27.800 I think we should go official? 0:46:28.040 --> 0:46:28.960 Oh? 0:46:29.120 --> 0:46:30.239 I think we should be fine. 0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:34.000 My friend's official. No, why I don't want you. I 0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:37.160 was with Mitchell and he removed himself. 0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:41.839 You didn't share your location. I removed you because only 0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:44.120 you could see where I was. You didn't share yours. 0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:46.840 Back exactly how I designed it. I was very happy 0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:47.440 with that setup. 0:46:47.480 --> 0:46:50.000 I've just gotten in such a habit because I've got 0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.239 Sean on there now and I can just open the 0:46:52.280 --> 0:46:53.560 phone and be like, oh, where is he at? I 0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:54.680 don't have to text him. 0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:56.799 But I lie to you about my location. Nay, you 0:46:56.800 --> 0:47:00.359 can catch me out when you ever do that, you lie? 0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:02.080 Why are you now admitting. 0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:03.640 To me just like the you want to come out 0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:06.360 tonight and I'm like, I can't. I'm at my Aunie's birthday. 0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:07.600 But you'll see that I'm a porto. 0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:10.480 Okay, hand on heart. When was the last time I 0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:12.040 asked you to come out? I don't bother anymore. 0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:13.160 Yeah, that's actually hurtful. 0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:14.520 I don't waste my energy. 0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:18.600 You should start start trying again. My social era is 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.480 I actually am. I'm feeling very social. Got a young, 0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:24.000 hot boyfriend. It's good fun and go out. Oh drink, 0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:24.960 I wondrink. 0:47:25.640 --> 0:47:27.359 But you're not going to ever invite me to things? 0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:28.600 So why would I invite you to things? 0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.319 I only go to things I'm invited to. I don't know. 0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:32.719 You don't not even that. 0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:37.359 I don't have the brain powered it. Okay, you can 0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:37.719 have it. 0:47:38.160 --> 0:47:40.799 Wow you speak to your fucking infant boyfriend. Wow. 0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:45.200 Oh yes, wow in a much more consensual way. I 0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:47.520 have it. That's not how we do it. 0:47:48.000 --> 0:47:49.520 That's how you spoke to me on my. 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:54.040 Oh you've been waiting six years for that. Yeah, you 0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:55.799 know if you go to your messages. It actually and 0:47:55.840 --> 0:47:57.920 you have them enabled, it shows you where they are 0:47:57.960 --> 0:47:58.560 in the messages. 0:47:59.000 --> 0:48:00.000 I mind of them. Do that? Yeah? 0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:00.640 Would it would? 0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:01.279 Mine? Does? 0:48:01.840 --> 0:48:02.960 I'll give you access. I don't care. 0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:05.040 It's kind of fucked with my brain. This fine my 0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:06.600 thing because I just have it in my head that 0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:08.720 every friend of mine I have on there. 0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:09.160 Do you have them? 0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:09.560 No? 0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:13.000 Only if you all right, Mitchell, I'm adding you, Jenna, 0:48:13.040 --> 0:48:16.279 I'm adding you cool. But I want you guys back. Oh, 0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:20.040 ously share indefinitely, indefinitely. 0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.319 Oh yeah, I've still got Jenna in there. We've had 0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:24.040 each other for years. Yeah really, I think I think 0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:26.120 we've thought it was such a novelty in like twenty 0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:28.400 sixteen or something when it first came out with this feature, 0:48:28.440 --> 0:48:31.080 We're like, let's share each other location, and we just 0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:33.560 never got rid of I for one, have nothing to hide. 0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:35.920 Should we do a challenge now? Because you can always 0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:39.640 just unshare it. Pick someone randomly in your contacts, share 0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:40.879 location with them. 0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:41.919 I'm going to share with that straight. 0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:46.279 Oh, should be in fucking television prison and see if 0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.920 A they share back or if B they remove it. 0:48:49.640 --> 0:48:49.879 Fuck. 0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:52.360 I'm the weirdest person I could do I'm going to 0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:54.160 search to butchers. 0:48:55.320 --> 0:48:56.640 Don't you evenly have their home phone? 0:48:56.640 --> 0:49:00.680 Though I got my bile we recently spoken. Do it? 0:49:01.440 --> 0:49:01.839 I can't. 0:49:01.880 --> 0:49:04.720 I'll do grace guard make my EP. That's not random, 0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:09.200 it's not no, give me a random letter. D. 0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:11.640 Someone's got something on the brain. 0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:12.000 Don't the. 0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:14.160 Holy shit? 0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:15.200 All right? 0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:15.680 So D? 0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:22.960 But yeah, Arthur Mitch's manager Duncan Campbell Cameron. 0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:26.120 Then why have you got the other boss's number from 0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:26.600 the rival? 0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:28.960 I don't know. I was young. Oh he's the head 0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:31.320 of the rival network. Duncan Campbell's the head of my network. 0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:35.120 I think you do it to astrotad. Have you got enough? 0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:38.000 I was texting today. 0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:39.440 Jenna in my phone. You don't even have a contact 0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:41.640 You're just JB. Do you have a contact card? Set up? 0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:42.040 No? 0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:42.879 Set it up. 0:49:43.200 --> 0:49:44.640 I don't like the contact card. 0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:45.400 Why I love it? 0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:48.000 I changed one often, I've noticed, but I don't like 0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:51.120 it because it takes away my ability to give someone 0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:53.839 a contact photo. I like to pick the photo something 0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:57.200 we've done together. But now I've just got that hideous pit. 0:49:57.280 --> 0:49:59.400 Push one of you in America. 0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:00.719 Look at them, and I've got a view. 0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:03.319 Look at the one of me. 0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:03.920 I was. 0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:06.600 Twenty. 0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:08.760 Oh my god, took the low angle. 0:50:08.600 --> 0:50:10.800 Self for giving the finger. It's seen beautiful memories. 0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:12.080 Have you seen memory? 0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:16.440 Have you seen my contact photo of you? I will you? 0:50:16.560 --> 0:50:19.680 Is it my fucking North White RSL photo? Ah see? 0:50:19.719 --> 0:50:21.520 Why would I rob you of that? I know I'm 0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:24.000 not doing a contact card, but it's also not even 0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:24.480 the photo. 0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:26.600 It's like zoomed out. It's like half a card itself. 0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:32.279 A little kid, Mitchell, give me your location please did 0:50:32.880 --> 0:50:34.479 Sorry it didn't work. How dare I okay? 0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:35.320 Mine? 0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:36.640 Jenna Banks? 0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:38.320 Right, surprise, You're in North Sydney. 0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:42.080 Yep, good tonight, Okay, I've got I've got Sally Edwards, 0:50:42.080 --> 0:50:45.400 who's in Dabrovnik. I actually met her at a hostel 0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:48.480 in Amsterdam and she said, I'm scared to walk back 0:50:48.480 --> 0:50:50.319 to my hotel alone. Can I add you on find 0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:52.640 mine for an hour and then you can make sure 0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:55.200 I'm like anything. Sally Ye never spoken to her again, 0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:56.319 but I still have her. 0:50:57.160 --> 0:50:58.720 Oh she shared it in Definitely she's. 0:50:58.560 --> 0:51:02.920 Currently nixt to the Adriatics in the middle of Dabrovnick. 0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:05.240 She's got me as well. 0:51:05.680 --> 0:51:07.760 You know that she'd get a notification if you suddenly 0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:11.279 just removed her would she Yeah, it's like blah blah blah, 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:12.240 stop sharing the location. 0:51:12.280 --> 0:51:13.120 And you did that to me? 0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.240 It doesn't it really? 0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:20.800 Hockly removed herself. How controversial share my location? 0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:22.640 What she trying to hide? 0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:24.759 It's hard to deal with. 0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:27.359 All right, Well, why did you want to do that? 0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:29.360 I don't know. I just think it's convenient. There's a 0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:31.600 hidden motive because sometimes I do sit in the studio 0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:34.960 for ages wondering where the fuck you are, and so 0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:37.120 it'll be easy to see, Okay, he's on the road 0:51:37.200 --> 0:51:39.880 still fair enough, or he's in the fucking building. Who 0:51:39.920 --> 0:51:41.360 the fuck is he chatting to? I'm going to go 0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:43.680 drag him by the hair into the studio. 0:51:43.800 --> 0:51:46.000 Sometimes I do himbellish and go I'm ten minutes away. 0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:48.319 I like it he put on little shows, you know. 0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:50.799 Can I just tell you that I saw through your 0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:53.759 shit this morning? How? Because I swear you said to me, 0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:55.759 Oh yeah, I'm just in the car park, and I'm like, 0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:57.560 I can hear the train going over he's on the bridge. 0:51:57.600 --> 0:51:58.840 I was no, I promise you I was in the 0:51:58.840 --> 0:52:00.400 car park. So I'm bitch from sales parked in my 0:52:00.440 --> 0:52:03.640 parking spot. This says mid cheery star underneath it tough, 0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:05.440 and she was parked in it. I thought, you're not 0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:07.000 either of those two things. You never will be bitch. 0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:09.960 I didn't say any of that because I couldn't find it. 0:52:10.280 --> 0:52:12.040 I had to park into the car park. 0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:15.239 That's exactly what I thought. I don't know. There's only 0:52:15.280 --> 0:52:18.720 four parking spots this whole network, and Amanda Keller parks 0:52:18.719 --> 0:52:20.200 in one, and I parked next to her. This is 0:52:20.239 --> 0:52:22.879 Jenna's boss, and she had a Gucci bag and I went, 0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:25.040 oh my god, Amanda. I saw her the other day 0:52:25.200 --> 0:52:27.480 in the morning. I have that exact bag, but in green. 0:52:28.120 --> 0:52:32.719 This is a handbag, and it's exactly right. Do I 0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:35.320 have to educate you, Amanda? A man can have handbags. 0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:36.280 I thought you were progressive. 0:52:37.600 --> 0:52:40.440 Give me this jacket because her husband and son couldn't 0:52:40.440 --> 0:52:41.040 fit into it. 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:44.359 So oh, so she's all for gender mismatching with you. 0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:46.680 I feel that she did. She get that from industry. 0:52:46.719 --> 0:52:49.359 I've seen that before. I was jacket shopping a while ago. 0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:50.360 It says academy. 0:52:50.520 --> 0:52:52.399 I can't, Jenna, that'd be like a two hundred dollars. 0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:54.360 I'm gonna go it's a very expensive. 0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:55.960 D if it fits me, happy thirday. 0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:57.680 Just draw on your glasses on. 0:52:57.880 --> 0:52:59.200 No, what's that? 0:52:59.280 --> 0:53:00.000 What's that? Jacket? 0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:01.040 Academy? 0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:03.920 Academy? Ran should be get out of here. Yeah in 0:53:03.920 --> 0:53:05.200 two seconds. 0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:07.400 Why do we need to google Jenna's jacket? 0:53:07.440 --> 0:53:09.120 I want to see how much Amanda Keller is. 0:53:09.360 --> 0:53:11.399 Oh my god, what can you do that google lens 0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:12.880 thing where you take a photo of the jacket and 0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:15.200 a reverse searches. Oh yeah, this sounds like an add 0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:15.719 doesn't it. 0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:22.239 Here you go, Oh my god, the first thing the 0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:25.960 gool right, all right, Amanda Kella, pay drum roll please 0:53:26.040 --> 0:53:28.640 for her husband and her son's jacket that she's now 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:32.920 gifted to Jenna b. Benson. One hundred and sixty dollars. 0:53:32.960 --> 0:53:35.520 Not bad. It's a bit exy, but I expected more 0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:35.960 for Amanda. 0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:37.279 It's twenty percent off at the moment too. 0:53:37.360 --> 0:53:39.520 It's still worth keeping the docket and taking it back 0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:40.720 one hundred and sixty bucks. 0:53:40.960 --> 0:53:42.520 Yeah, but it's a lot of effort for her. 0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:44.600 Also, what an awful conversation to walk up to twenty 0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:46.760 staff members and go, he's free clothes. 0:53:46.840 --> 0:53:49.239 So she had the jacket up and said, who wants it? 0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:54.200 I got it for Harley for Father's Day. So and 0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:56.560 then my son can't fit into an either. Who wants it? 0:53:56.600 --> 0:53:57.719 And I said, oh, I love it? 0:53:57.920 --> 0:53:59.040 Are they too big or too smart? 0:53:59.160 --> 0:54:00.840 Jenn's a scam. 0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:02.960 I jump at it. 0:54:03.200 --> 0:54:05.520 They're giving away free filtered their water jugs. 0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:06.200 I took four. 0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:07.240 I've taken forty. 0:54:07.920 --> 0:54:10.200 You know that when I wanted to. She let me 0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:12.719 in today because you were fucking around in the car 0:54:12.760 --> 0:54:15.480 park and she literally says to me, do you want 0:54:15.520 --> 0:54:17.600 one of these water filter things? It's like a jug 0:54:17.719 --> 0:54:19.200 that you keep the cold water in the fridge, but 0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:20.279 it's somehow filtered. I don't know. 0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:21.120 And I was like, Britter. 0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:23.040 It was sitting downstairs on a table. It was the 0:54:23.080 --> 0:54:24.960 last one left, and I was like, oh, you don't 0:54:24.960 --> 0:54:27.080 want it. She goes, I've already got many. And I 0:54:27.120 --> 0:54:28.840 was like, okay, I don't think I need it. I 0:54:28.880 --> 0:54:31.160 don't really want one. She goes, I'll carry it for you, 0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:33.360 and then she brought it upstairs and then goes, you 0:54:33.440 --> 0:54:35.600 sure you don't want it, and then took another one. 0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:37.080 I was like, what are you doing with all these 0:54:37.080 --> 0:54:38.759 fucking jugs? You know what she's doing? What? 0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:40.880 Selling them on what platform? 0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:42.880 I haven't started yet, but it'll be marketplace. 0:54:42.960 --> 0:54:43.840 Yes, smart Choice. 0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:46.359 Put the link in our idiots group and they can 0:54:46.400 --> 0:54:47.200 buy your jugs. 0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:50.960 Yeah, I'm corrupt as well. 0:54:50.960 --> 0:54:51.120 Look. 0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:54.240 I messaged my friend Christian, who I traveled Europe with. Look, America, 0:54:54.280 --> 0:54:56.200 there's a Britta. I said, I bought you a present 0:54:56.800 --> 0:54:59.040 and she went, that's so nice. Did you actually buy 0:54:59.080 --> 0:55:00.840 for me? Said yes, Oh. 0:55:00.680 --> 0:55:04.120 God, such a liar, Like it's just yes, well it's. 0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:05.640 Only forty nine bucks. I checked. You get a bit 0:55:05.680 --> 0:55:06.440 woo worse or something. 0:55:06.600 --> 0:55:08.359 Oh well, I'll sell them for twenty. 0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:11.440 And she's got forty of them. It'll all add that. 0:55:11.600 --> 0:55:13.279 Oh yeah, now, good for you, jen Are you're a 0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:15.040 business woman at the end of the day. Yeah, your mode. 0:55:15.120 --> 0:55:17.080 That's like at our old workplace when we had to 0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:19.799 deal with Rimmel and I took all those lipsticks. 0:55:21.400 --> 0:55:23.400 With cookie Man cookies and I've got my drawer, but 0:55:23.440 --> 0:55:26.200 I eat them. Okay, they're yummy. You're on the sticky 0:55:26.640 --> 0:55:28.840 cookie Man cookies. They're amazing. Yeah, I'll have one and 0:55:28.840 --> 0:55:33.080 red velvet and my birthday huge, your birthday, Happy birthday, 0:55:33.080 --> 0:55:35.960 Mitchull love you on the show. Guys, you can leave 0:55:36.040 --> 0:55:37.799 us a five star review. If you're on Spotify, leave 0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:40.440 a little note. Maybe how old do you think Mitchell looks? 0:55:40.520 --> 0:55:42.000 Is the question for Spotify this week. 0:55:42.320 --> 0:55:44.600 I don't want to hear that people have become happed. 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:46.080 I would say twenty four. 0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:47.160 Thank you, Jim. 0:55:47.400 --> 0:55:49.640 Those that listen to the Balnesian episode will say fifty. 0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:51.080 Just to spide us. 0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:53.799 We hope this podcast made you feel at least two 0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:55.920 percent better today. That's all all a. 0:55:57.520 --> 0:56:02.240 Sorry, so we do, so we do? That was ahead 0:56:02.280 --> 0:56:04.839 were like, it's a comedy podcast, for God's sake, It's 0:56:04.880 --> 0:56:07.960 my favorite comeback whenever anyone criticizes this shirt. 0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:10.360 And it's comedy podcast, as if they don't know that, we'll. 0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:12.840 Like Jenny inside of the July sixth Insurrection, it's a 0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:13.600 comedy podcast. 0:56:13.880 --> 0:56:14.439 It was a joke. 0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:14.960 It was a joke. 0:56:15.160 --> 0:56:16.760 Comedians, Yeah, all. 0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:19.759 Three of us, all right on that note, goodbye, Yes, 0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:20.680 we'll catch you on Monday. 0:56:20.680 --> 0:56:22.880 It is thanks for listening, well season, seeut see you 0:56:22.920 --> 0:56:26.440 for my birthday episode two point on my watch. 0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:27.880 Saying is it just me? 0:56:28.440 --> 0:56:31.640 A podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've 0:56:31.680 --> 0:56:34.280 hit a photo on your podcast, sup,