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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda gam Nation.

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Speaker 2: It's always a treat catching up with our next guest.

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Speaker 2: She's just won Melbourne International Comedy Festivals People's Choice Awards.

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Speaker 2: She's coming to Sydney a new stage show called Just

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Speaker 2: No Ersia Carson.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hi team, how are we going?

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Speaker 3: We're great?

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Speaker 2: What about suations? That's amazing to get a sash? What

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Speaker 2: do you get?

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Speaker 1: It's actually a cercificate, much like you would get at school.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, It's on my mum's fridge at

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Speaker 1: the moment.

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Speaker 2: Oh it is like school, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? She has to rotate it though, because I've got

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Speaker 1: you know, brother and a sister, So I think you

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Speaker 1: get to keep it on the fridge just two because

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Speaker 1: you know, why wouldn't baby prayers?

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Speaker 3: She's giving it to your siblings. I thought she was

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Speaker 3: rotating other awards that they might have got.

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Speaker 1: No, come now, come now, what are they going to be?

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Speaker 1: I mean my brother won the beer drinking contest a

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Speaker 1: few years in the row. I mean, no gits for that?

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Speaker 2: Did that go on the fridge? Was your mum proud

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Speaker 2: of that one?

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Speaker 1: No? But you did have to put out the recycling,

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Speaker 1: So I think it's very similar huge muscles.

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Speaker 2: Now your shows called just know what? What's just no?

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Speaker 1: Oh, there's so many things that's no, just just no.

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Speaker 1: Like people who come in line in front of you.

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Speaker 1: People who when we're all lining up to turn right,

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Speaker 1: there's a lane that goes straight and then you see

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Speaker 1: people stitch up, drive straight up that straight line and

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Speaker 1: then indicate to come into a full line. There's a

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Speaker 1: special price in hell for those people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm one of those people. But you know what

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Speaker 3: I do. I am, I am, but I'll say this.

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Speaker 3: What I do is I drive up the lane and

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Speaker 3: I roll a bit of the dice. I know that

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Speaker 3: there's going to be there's gonna be a Johnny slow Pants.

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Speaker 3: It's not paying attention, so I plan to get in there.

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Speaker 3: If it doesn't happen, though, I do end up going

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Speaker 3: left because I know or right.

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Speaker 1: I've got one question for you, what kind of German

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Speaker 1: car do you drive?

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Speaker 3: I'm a motorcyclist as well, so you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's different. That's different. You get to cut in line,

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Speaker 1: you get to come in line, you know, because we're

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Speaker 1: all sitting in our cages and you know, life expectance

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Speaker 1: of a motor focus much short. You get to take

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Speaker 1: your chances.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you're going to risk death and amputation, then

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Speaker 3: surely you should be able to get there quicker, not

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Speaker 3: to the death in that.

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Speaker 2: But you know what I do. I'm such a polite

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Speaker 2: driver that if I'm in the wrong lane, I'll just

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Speaker 2: filter off to where they're going and ten years later

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Speaker 2: I'll be living in an adjoining city.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm like, well, I guess we're

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Speaker 1: exploring today, kids. Yeah, we're going to be eight hours

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Speaker 1: like for everything just looks like we're driving to a

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Speaker 1: different space.

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Speaker 3: We saw a picture that you uploaded the other day

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Speaker 3: on your Instagram, your young girls wearing puffer jackets in

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Speaker 3: twenty four degree heat.

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Speaker 1: So that is just no, that is just no, you know.

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Speaker 1: And also you don't want that teenage angst. You know

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Speaker 1: how they sweat with their teenage angst, and that in

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Speaker 1: a puffer jacket in twenty four degrees. And what I

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Speaker 1: did say as I looked up the humidity for the

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Speaker 1: day with eighty five is decent. You cannot have that

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Speaker 1: in a puffer jacket. Also, topa jackets. We are design

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Speaker 1: for people who live in work in Antarctica, not for

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Speaker 1: people who stroll the streets of Ribon on a sunny,

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Speaker 1: funny Saturday morning. That is not what is that?

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Speaker 2: Just slave to fashion?

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Speaker 1: You think?

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Speaker 2: Is that's what's going on there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if you buy it, like I understand,

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Speaker 1: you know, you live in a warmer climate, you really

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Speaker 1: want to wear it. It's like I guess, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've got a bikini and I never get a chance

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Speaker 1: to wear it because I live in Auckland and it's

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Speaker 1: forever Amy.

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Speaker 3: Do you have you ever won a bikini in Auckland?

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Speaker 1: Not yet, but my mum's currently knitting me a bit

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Speaker 1: of a warmer one, you know, because you don't want

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Speaker 1: to be cold in a bikini, k living a warmer one,

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Speaker 1: you know, keep keep the girls warm.

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Speaker 2: You know those woolen bikinis really hold their shape, you know,

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Speaker 2: the famous for it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't you go drag net fishing if you

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Speaker 3: go for a swietla. It's always great to talk to

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Speaker 3: you just know is onto and now Ursula Carlson dot com.

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Speaker 3: That's where you get your tickets and all your stuff

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Speaker 3: and then go along and see her and you'll see

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Speaker 3: why she got.

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Speaker 2: That certificate and maybe you start selling some celebrity merch

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Speaker 2: of the woolen bikini.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, I don't know. My mum and her

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Speaker 1: circle of friends. You know that they've got a book club.

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Speaker 1: Why not have a little missing club. You hear some

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Speaker 1: of those. We're gonna need your boob sizes. And then

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Speaker 1: we'll get that dog.

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Speaker 3: We'll send it through. Now, we'll send it through A

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Speaker 3: mine's bigger than Amanda's. Unfortunately I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thanks to