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Speaker 1: Everybody, it's Jones floor. What's on the cutting room floor today?

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Speaker 2: Missus munts a couple of big questions. First one, do

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Speaker 2: you we in the shower? Do you know what they say?

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Speaker 1: It's bad, something about spreading tenure and feet stuff.

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Speaker 2: Well, probably that's true, but also particularly for women who

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Speaker 2: have a weak bladder, at the best of times, if

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Speaker 2: you we in the shower, it will train your body

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Speaker 2: to want to let go when it hears running water.

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Speaker 2: So you walk past the tap and you want to

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Speaker 2: wear yourself. You'll go anywhere with his running water. You'll

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Speaker 2: see a rain shower on the TV and you'd have

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Speaker 2: to go to the toilet. So it's bad Pavlov's dog associations, Well,

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Speaker 2: now we bring us to it. For me, I think

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Speaker 2: it's probably the same. But women have weaker bladders.

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Speaker 1: I think, well, I have no issue with it.

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Speaker 2: How about this?

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Speaker 1: And I we in the shower every day since I

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Speaker 1: was I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Three is it in the diary? Three brand diary?

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Speaker 1: And I can watch a lot of stuff with water

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Speaker 1: And I watched water World and I didn't wep myself.

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Speaker 2: How long do you spend sitting on the toilet?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. Isn't it.

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Speaker 2: If you go in for a toilet session, how long

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Speaker 2: are you in there?

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Speaker 1: I like to just get my business done. But if

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Speaker 1: I take my phone in there and I'm looking on

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Speaker 1: my phone, then all of a sudden, you got fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes and then you're crawling like terminator because your legs

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Speaker 1: have gone to sleep because you've been on the duney

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Speaker 1: for too long.

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Speaker 2: Well, experts are saying you should not be on the

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Speaker 2: toilet for longer than ten minutes. Ten minutes? What woman

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Speaker 2: sits on a toilet for ten minutes? This is a

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Speaker 2: man thing, obviously Yea. A US colorectal surgeon has said

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Speaker 2: that sitting on scrolling on your phone while you're on

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Speaker 2: the loop could lead to hemorrhoids and weak pelvis muscles

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Speaker 2: velvit muscles. He said people come to him with complaints.

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Speaker 2: In one of the areas he has to check deeper

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Speaker 2: is how long they spend on the toilet. When you

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Speaker 2: go to the toilet, it should be between five and

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Speaker 2: ten minutes. That's a long time at the best of times,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? But longer with your scroll is where the

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Speaker 2: trouble happens. Because shall I tell you the details? Sitting

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Speaker 2: on the toilet. That position changes the way that blood

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Speaker 2: circulates due to gravity. Right, it means that blood pools

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Speaker 2: in the anus area and finds it harder to leave

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Speaker 2: the area. This is a one way valve, the doctor said,

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Speaker 2: where blood enters, but blood cannot return easily. So he says,

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Speaker 2: we're seeing an increase in the number of people spending

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Speaker 2: longer in the toilet. That's very unhealthy for an anorectal

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Speaker 2: organ and your pelvic floor.

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Speaker 1: Uranus is quite an amazing thing. I was talking to

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Speaker 1: a doctor about it. Absolutely extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: Tell me more and what it does?

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Speaker 1: You know, it does so many, so many things, like

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Speaker 1: it releases gas, but it also releases solids. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you know not to get well, your hope not

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Speaker 1: together when you don't need it.

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Speaker 2: Well, is it such an amazing thing if that's all

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Speaker 2: about that?

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Speaker 1: But also it has taste buds in it, and that's

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Speaker 1: why when you're to curry hot food it burns.

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Speaker 2: I read that too, is true taste it'll just be

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Speaker 2: hit since there's not taste buds. Surely they're like a

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Speaker 2: taste bud. Yeah, it's not a taste bud. It's not.

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Speaker 2: That's sweet I'm going to give it a sugar cube.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've never put a sugar cube.

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Speaker 2: And when were you talking to an expert about make

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Speaker 2: all this up?

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Speaker 1: You really move in many circles. You'd be surprised to know.

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Speaker 1: So I was telling you a doctor, a rectal surgeon.

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Speaker 1: One time I was at a party and we were

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Speaker 1: just talking about various things, and I said, you know

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Speaker 1: what what got you into this field? And he just said, well,

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Speaker 1: it's something I've always been fascinated.

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Speaker 2: And any of this is true, it is true.

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Speaker 1: And he said I've always been fascinated with the anus.

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Speaker 1: And then I was trying to laugh and he said

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Speaker 1: I know, and he let me go. He just go on,

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Speaker 1: knock yourself out. And then then he explained many things,

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Speaker 1: like he had one.

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Speaker 2: Patient Lisa's solids and gas. We've heard that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we talked about that. But he also talked about,

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Speaker 1: you know, measuring the size of your anus.

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Speaker 2: See he must have hated meeting you at that party,

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Speaker 2: giggling like why do you have to measure it?

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Speaker 1: Because there's various sizes of yours to be fitted for.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to.

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Speaker 1: Find And then and then one of Helen's one of

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Speaker 1: Helen's aunties had to have a ratus measured. And I went, well,

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Speaker 1: I know about because she said this at a family barbecue.

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, I'll step right up. I can

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Speaker 1: feel this because there's a certain no because people go,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that, and I said, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because the diameter of your your your anus is a

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Speaker 1: bit like the cervix in a woman. So the anus

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Speaker 1: has to be a certain.

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Speaker 2: Measurement or else it's not working.

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Speaker 1: All the stuff the store falls out. And that's why

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Speaker 1: people that.

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Speaker 2: You know, people who what misuse their use it as

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Speaker 2: an umbrella stand putting things, use it as an ash tray,

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Speaker 2: putting things.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't be in there. That's why they lose that

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Speaker 1: that control. This is what the dogs told me.

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Speaker 2: He must have been quite the dinner party conversation. And

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Speaker 2: how big is yours?

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Speaker 1: I haven't measured it. I'm happy to got the tape measure.

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Speaker 2: There was a radio competition.

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Speaker 1: I think they're doing it a kiss as we speak. Okay, kids,

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Speaker 1: that's it for today. That was Johnson and I'm just cutting.

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Speaker 1: Come back tomorrow some more