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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Now it

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<v Speaker 1>is Wednesday morning. It's to middle of the week. Something

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<v Speaker 1>we do on Wednesday as we ask you about your

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<v Speaker 1>week so far. Free Word Wednesday. Patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Dog? Eight glasses?

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<v Speaker 1>Well we it's a classic Patsy. It's a dog eating

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<v Speaker 1>story and the glasses being lost.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the long running saga of my glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a listed. We just need to let because

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<v Speaker 1>we've obviously got a lot of people coming new to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Patsy's dog is a small horse. He is

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<v Speaker 1>like a pony, like a grown up ow packer. So

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<v Speaker 1>what's the brand? He's bread every in these days of

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<v Speaker 1>brand guys.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an Italian sheep dog. If you've seen the odd

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<v Speaker 2>Ball movie.

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<v Speaker 1>An Italian sheep dog, and they're renowned for those sheep dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the Italians in.

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<v Speaker 2>The Pyrenees Mountains, That's where his ancestors are.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now it makes sense why he's such a big,

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<v Speaker 1>old hearty dog.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks like the Bundy Bear yes, yes, we've been

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<v Speaker 2>out walking him and people have accused him of looking

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<v Speaker 2>like the Bundy Bear, and that's fair because he does.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a beautiful boy. But I don't know what's got

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<v Speaker 2>into him. So he's eight years of age, he's well

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<v Speaker 2>out of that puppy stage where they chew every single thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But the last week he's got into a few things

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<v Speaker 2>and the glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the tom Fords, the tom Ford Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Ray, my optomatist, Ray will be listening produces.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you wake up tom Ford right now? And he

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<v Speaker 1>needs to get back in that workshop he's got out

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<v Speaker 1>the back by the poolhouse and make a new pair

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<v Speaker 1>for Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm single handly handedly propping up his business,

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<v Speaker 2>tom Ford. Why do they always with puppy dogs when

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<v Speaker 2>they destroy something, It's not it's never like the sheep.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always they've got a taste for good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so true. I remember once dropping off our shepherd dog,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, German shepherd dog when she was about a

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<v Speaker 1>year at a dog sitter. So you pay them, you

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<v Speaker 1>drop the dog off, and so you know, they look

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<v Speaker 1>after the dog and they walk them twice to night.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a great deal. Came back to pit the

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<v Speaker 1>dog up and she'd eaten the guys. We're not eating them,

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<v Speaker 1>but really destroys his work shoes, And so I oftened

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<v Speaker 1>to buy a new pair, thinking he said, don't be

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<v Speaker 1>no eat ate the money. I had to pay two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks when you pay shoes. Well, and I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at those shoes. They were not two hundred dog shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>These are not Tom for scholars.

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up from my nap yesterday and these glasses

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't sort of on the floor anywhere that he

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<v Speaker 2>could well, he can access because he's so tall, but

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<v Speaker 2>they were just sitting on my bedside table. I'd taken

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<v Speaker 2>them off to have a nap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this dog sort of dog head level, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>They think that that's like I walk up buffet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just help myself. That's weird, I thought, But that's

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<v Speaker 2>not unusual for me to lose a pair of glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I went out the backyard to hang washing out. I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>what's that on the grass.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the Tom fads and all the lenses wear mask.

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<v Speaker 1>She's now expecting it with all the hyperbole. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a list here, I said, the producers. Can we get

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<v Speaker 1>a list of what Patsy's dog's eating? So obviously the

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<v Speaker 1>most recent one was the tom four glasses, the arms

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<v Speaker 1>of an outdoor recliner.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris is outdoor recliner at the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter audery schoolbag, six outdoor chair cushions, barbecue wheels,

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue knobs, barbecue hoses, outdoor heater guards, sony garden lights,

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<v Speaker 1>half a rock melon slash canter loop you know that

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<v Speaker 1>well known hybrid, you know, watermelon lamb chops calling for

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and apossum. Oh yeah. And then there's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>as you missed off team, there's Harold Holt and some

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<v Speaker 1>foreigners and Aridge A yeah, Rio, what is your three

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<v Speaker 1>word weeks so far?

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon there's two types of people in this world,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think I know where all three of us four.

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<v Speaker 3>If reception is unattended.

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<v Speaker 4>There are those that ring the bell, and there are

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<v Speaker 4>those like me that are too cowardly to ring the bell.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you, Patsy?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean ring the bell?

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<v Speaker 3>Like ring the.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bell at the death, you know, for attention? Ring

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<v Speaker 1>all the complicated census hasn't started early?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean bell, I will bag that damn thing right

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<v Speaker 2>through the desk.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife would I won't. I wait a day.

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<v Speaker 3>There for I'm so scared to press it.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like I will get shivers just like hovering over it,

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<v Speaker 4>because that's loud.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so what I would do is so I might

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<v Speaker 1>do this move, I'll go and sit down and do this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's even worse.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I think car Horn should have. You've actually

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<v Speaker 1>got the big old Bear. You should have a milder

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<v Speaker 1>one where excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>Me if they just haven't taken offrom the lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're getting the covers of second Squeaze any longer

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<v Speaker 1>than get the big Old Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>Just makes it awkward when you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that, though, because it could be I could be

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<v Speaker 1>getting over a spicy cough. Sorry I got the old coughs.

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<v Speaker 1>But they don't wake you up for me lunch break?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I?

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the physio yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>I still haven't rehabbed my rold ankle from about two

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<v Speaker 4>months ago, and I sat there. There was no one reception.

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<v Speaker 4>I sat there, no joke for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>So hang on a minute, so understand the context. You're

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<v Speaker 1>on time for an appointment. Yes, you ring the bell? Really? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I still I still know it's.

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<v Speaker 1>You're but they charged you. That's you're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>less time. They could have a client coming in after you.

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<v Speaker 1>You only get half time? No, surely not.

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<v Speaker 4>I still got a full session eventually when I well,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't end up ringing the bell. Actually there was

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<v Speaker 4>a braver a woman who came in who was probably

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<v Speaker 4>the patient after me. She walked in went straight to

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<v Speaker 4>counter rung the bell without even hesitating.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't. I couldn't believe how brave she.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife would be exactly the same, right, perhaps probably

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<v Speaker 1>would as well. That's and that actually is a probably

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<v Speaker 1>grown up way to behave.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what it's there for, so use it.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's scary, don't you think you're like be you're

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<v Speaker 4>like annoying them or like you're like come.

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<v Speaker 1>Here to repeat it? Ding ding ding ding is rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is a mild little life.

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<v Speaker 3>There's protein.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a very gentle touch though, because they're very

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<v Speaker 4>sensitive though to be app will actually do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it is there for a reason, as Pat said, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it obviously means it's on man's when they're treating patients.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know, I know, but the thought of it

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<v Speaker 4>actually just makes my blood run cold.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm guessing if I'm getting a treatment, then

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<v Speaker 1>I hear some fall out there, ringing a bell. It's stressful, yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think maybe it's a gender thing as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think it's like a man woman thing? Like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm too scared to do it, but I think women

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<v Speaker 4>are better at standing up for themselves and like asserting themselves,

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<v Speaker 4>whereas men, I think in those situations are mostly cowards.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, I shouldn't agree. I don't know. If men

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<v Speaker 1>listen to let's go Christians stand out for us. God,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it, I'll be lying. I'll be absolutely lying. And

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<v Speaker 1>I live in a house with three women, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I see how even my nineteen and twenty two year

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<v Speaker 1>old daughters they bring the damn bad ring the bell,

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of times where they've gone white. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we were out to dinner and I don't like my food,

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, why don't you say something?

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<v Speaker 2>I would something like me there in so it's like

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<v Speaker 2>you need to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm sorry, should eat the crap food. Sometimes it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually I've hardly eating any of it, and they go, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>is everything okay? But the food anything? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm something not hungry.

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<v Speaker 3>If they brought the wrong thing, I probably wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 3>it back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no no. If they brought me the wrong drink,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kicking off the table is getting tipped over. My

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<v Speaker 1>three word week so far is access all areas on

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<v Speaker 1>the way in. This morning, an uber driver picked me up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's picked me up a couple of times. He works

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<v Speaker 1>in ATC traffic Control and oneever chance, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting job. We know nothing about what goes on

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<v Speaker 1>in those rooms. Anyway. I'm asking him so many questions

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<v Speaker 1>about how it works, how big is a team, and

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<v Speaker 1>how do you divide it all up? And he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the different sectors in the country as I

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<v Speaker 1>was asking about what's the busiest air space. It's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>between the corridor between Melbourne and Sydney and all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just interesting because we know nothing about it. And

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<v Speaker 1>he said, hey, listen, you see we're interested. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come round to come and have a look.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that. I'm thinking about doing a thing

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<v Speaker 1>on the show Can I play School for grown ups?

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<v Speaker 1>Where it's like access all areas or Australia's hidden rooms,

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<v Speaker 1>she said. Normally we're not allowed to bring people in,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I'm pretty sure you could come in.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like the kid that gets into the cock piers

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<v Speaker 4>on the jets stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to go in those rooms to see the

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<v Speaker 1>big monitors and what goes on. There's play school for

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<v Speaker 1>grownups when you want to come and see what goes

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<v Speaker 1>on in the air traffic control room?

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<v Speaker 3>What does this button do?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, not what George does that button do? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Just to not know you're not touching any buttons, but

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<v Speaker 1>high up there, what are they doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm really curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, yes, please do it. So I've got the air

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<v Speaker 1>traffic controller. And then I remember that last year. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why they came to email me. Will we

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<v Speaker 1>talking about brain surgery? But anyway, I get an email

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<v Speaker 1>from a brain surgeon saying you seem interested. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come around and watch one? We're not come around.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't do it at home, but come over to the surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd loved when you want to watch a brain surgery, It's.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty intense watching someone's head opened up. How fascinating that

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<v Speaker 4>would you get to go in the actual operating theater.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you're going to say go in the head hey,

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<v Speaker 1>because you wanted to just do this bit here. No

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no no my god, no no

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no, I presume so wow, please do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love it. So I just need more invites

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<v Speaker 1>to Australia's hidden rooms, because that's what this really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Australia will have loads of these hidden rooms. You know

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<v Speaker 1>there's one I'd love to get to it, Like the

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<v Speaker 1>MCG where's the room where they press the.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that there is a big red button.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen a phone, but where is that? Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love to go into the the where they do.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the var the video review at the mside, I would.

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<v Speaker 1>And break them all because it doesn't work. It's useless.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see what sort of cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>Smash it with hammers. The Christian O'Connell Show go On

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