Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pippot.
Speaker 3: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 3: mercy pikes, p y k e.
Speaker 4: S Hey, why I kay as in kill hey, why okay?
Speaker 5: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 3: Wood?
Speaker 6: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 3: I'm not even having a good time.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 7: What about me?
Speaker 4: Don't forget?
Speaker 1: No, he is Michturi and Mitchell kus? Well, goodbye you?
Speaker 6: Would that be like that?
Speaker 1: Hello? Are you?
Speaker 3: Hello? You? Over?
Speaker 1: The last Time's weird? It's weird, it's odd, it's it's bizarre.
Speaker 1: I am not feeling anything yet. I'm kind of numb.
Speaker 6: Are we in denial? Steal?
Speaker 1: No, it's well and truly, kid.
Speaker 6: Someone did suggest that we start with goodbye you instead
Speaker 6: of hello you, But I was thinking, does that make
Speaker 6: sense to say goodbye but then chat for more than
Speaker 6: an hour?
Speaker 1: Well that was I didn't even read that. That was
Speaker 1: just my own little fun idea. I thought it would
Speaker 1: be cute.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I see we did there, But it's not
Speaker 6: goodbye yet. We've got a long episode to go. We
Speaker 6: are trying to break the record for our longest ever
Speaker 6: episode today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it is like your first time listening, it'd
Speaker 1: be very awkward if it is. But this is our
Speaker 1: final episode ever, two hundred and fifty five. This is
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 6: The record that we're trying to break, by the way,
Speaker 6: is an hour and forty three minutes. For those listening
Speaker 6: right now, you can already tell if we broke the
Speaker 6: record or off. Right now. We don't know if we'll
Speaker 6: make it. Surely we'll be able to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't going to be a sub fest. It's
Speaker 1: going to be fun. We've got Look, we've got Ameretto,
Speaker 1: Sowers di Serono. Throw us a little my god, love them.
Speaker 1: I know we've got balloons in here too.
Speaker 6: Our third Wheel Prize keeper Jenna is currently dressed up
Speaker 6: as the Mona Jenna Go, one of those ridiculous costumes
Speaker 6: that so many of our listeners center us. We just
Speaker 6: put your head through the hole and you're the modor Liza.
Speaker 8: I finally got it under Mona Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, you look gorgeous.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: It actually looks very uncomfortable, Like the headhole is quite small.
Speaker 6: It's going to rub against your chin if you get uncomforty.
Speaker 6: Please don't feel like you need to wear that for
Speaker 6: the whole episode.
Speaker 8: I feel comfortable in this the mona Jenna.
Speaker 1: I've got Jenna's side angle and she is her side
Speaker 1: profile is so severely hunched because she needs to make
Speaker 1: sure that the frame fits in the camera.
Speaker 6: Just make sure you're comfory, Jenna. I'm worried about you
Speaker 6: over there.
Speaker 8: No, no, I'd like to be in character.
Speaker 6: But you've got to see the spectacle of this city.
Speaker 6: It's at a couple of images of our Instagram. You've
Speaker 6: got to see what she looks like right now. It's
Speaker 6: so funny.
Speaker 1: Jenna. How are you feeling being the final episode?
Speaker 8: I'm really sad. Yeah, I don't want it to end.
Speaker 1: I know, do we have to do it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 8: Do we continue?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Fucked? I did that to me? Then I'm the bad
Speaker 6: guy being like, no, we can't just change our minds now.
Speaker 1: No, it's not changing of mine.
Speaker 7: It's just gaslighting our audience in thinking we're finishing when
Speaker 7: we're not.
Speaker 6: I was actually thinking that because people have said I'm
Speaker 6: hoping this is all one big prank and they're not
Speaker 6: really ending the podcast. Wouldn't they be somewhat furious if
Speaker 6: it was a prank. That's kind of cruel.
Speaker 1: Oh that's an emotional whiplash. That was the case. But
Speaker 1: you know what, and I'll say this, he said, we
Speaker 1: haven't had any discussions, honestly, but the show is like,
Speaker 1: we're ending the show. But they also ended Will and Grace.
Speaker 1: They also ended Neighbors. Oh god, yeah, oh my fucking toadfish.
Speaker 6: I saw a text we got I can't who was from.
Speaker 6: I wish I did, And they said, I feel like it.
Speaker 6: This me is going to be like one of those
Speaker 6: comfort shows like Kathy Kim More Friends that you go
Speaker 6: back to. I was like, well that's nice.
Speaker 1: I agree. Our back catalog will remain and it will exist.
Speaker 6: If you're listening on Spotify and years to come. Pop
Speaker 6: a comment I want to see, you know on YouTube
Speaker 6: people like he's here in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate those comments. Is it just me on
Speaker 1: the fly or people comment just for someone like said
Speaker 1: first comment? Can I get a like? Or on Instagram? Now,
Speaker 1: like you'll be on something and someone will just comment,
Speaker 1: like Donald Trump for President button, and they'll do an
Speaker 1: arrow to the like, so it's not even like button,
Speaker 1: they're rewiring what the button is? I got a big
Speaker 1: dumb truck ass button, one hundred likes. I'm like, what do.
Speaker 6: You want to hear? What we have got planned for
Speaker 6: this episode?
Speaker 1: I think we should. I think we should tell everyone.
Speaker 6: You know that we often do Jenner's junk, which is
Speaker 6: our shitty gems that never make it to the podcast.
Speaker 6: We decide now we're not going to use that or
Speaker 6: that is it just me talking point? And then it
Speaker 6: resurfaces out of Jenner's Junk. Well, today we're doing idiots
Speaker 6: junk because a lot of people have asked to come
Speaker 6: on the podcast to share and is it just me
Speaker 6: of their own I would love to have been able
Speaker 6: to get every single one of you one, but we
Speaker 6: haven't been able to. So you might get a shout
Speaker 6: out in this episode. We've got a bunch to get through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going through all the idiots junks, sifting through.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel bad calling it junk. It's not because we
Speaker 6: thought it was shit, It just we just never got
Speaker 6: around to it. Basically, and also coming up Oscar's obituary, Yeah,
Speaker 6: our fourth will roving reporter Oscar. You now the TV
Speaker 6: news stations will have obituaries prepared for people before they die. Yes, people,
Speaker 6: they suspect Mike Cargetts Court. Even though we're terminal, we're
Speaker 6: not gone yet, but we do have an obituary to
Speaker 6: play well.
Speaker 1: It's it's more so looking back five years, because we
Speaker 1: have done some real shit over the last half decade.
Speaker 6: I'd be interested to see how many of them you
Speaker 6: actually remember. If we know that your memory placed tricks
Speaker 6: on your Sometimes.
Speaker 1: My memory is shot. I honestly don't think I remember
Speaker 1: any I was even going back through old socials and
Speaker 1: I don't even remember being in the room. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't even look like me. I thought, when did they
Speaker 1: have Katie Langer as again?
Speaker 6: You know, I find so random your memory. You don't
Speaker 6: latch onto everything because I sang a lot of shit,
Speaker 6: but some things you really latch onto. One of those
Speaker 6: things was the story I told you about our family
Speaker 6: dog Jenne when we were in Bogengate last week.
Speaker 9: Cheer.
Speaker 6: We got to see the ship.
Speaker 1: You saw it, I got to see it, smell it.
Speaker 1: It's a hole in the ground with shiitness.
Speaker 6: If you haven't missed that story. I was it's not
Speaker 6: a good story. Trick of warning animal death. Yeah, our
Speaker 6: family dog fell in the septic tank and drowned because
Speaker 6: dad had left it open because it was fixing a
Speaker 6: pump or something, and it came back and went holy shit.
Speaker 6: And for some reason, your memory latched onto that story
Speaker 6: of all stories, so I had to show it to
Speaker 6: you in the flesh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for showing it to me.
Speaker 6: I was like, Oh, I'd get that turd earlier. Look
Speaker 6: at that one.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I'm mine. Well, that's coming up.
Speaker 1: I'm excited, I'm nervous. I'm kind of like filling out
Speaker 1: words so that it doesn't to the end is longer
Speaker 1: away that.
Speaker 6: It needs to be a long episode. And also coming up,
Speaker 6: you know how we've been playing little voice messages from
Speaker 6: guests we've had on the podcast. Right, Yeah, we've got
Speaker 6: one final voice message to go from an old guest.
Speaker 6: Keep a near out for it. Okay, it's a big one.
Speaker 6: We're also saying speech just later. We've all prepared a
Speaker 6: few words. We haven't heard what we're going to say
Speaker 6: to each other yet, we have how long are they
Speaker 6: going to be?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I haven't actually tied mine imagined if it was a
Speaker 6: fucking ted talk mine.
Speaker 1: Mine's not very long. Okay, you know, word economy, I'm
Speaker 1: really one of my strengths. Sure that I was shortened.
Speaker 6: Not today, make no word economy. Today.
Speaker 1: I got you guys, gifts. Should I give them to you? Now?
Speaker 6: Oh, Mitch, I didn't know what we're doing.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do gifts just to be honest. I
Speaker 1: saw something and it reminded me of Jenna that I might, well,
Speaker 1: now I've got to get bitch something. I see.
Speaker 6: This is just if this is nice.
Speaker 1: The speeches will come later, but it's just a gift.
Speaker 1: They're smaller and they're tidy. Don't downplay them, no, I know,
Speaker 1: but they just they are I think, the perfect encapsulation
Speaker 1: of our friendship. They're very different gifts. But Jenna, I
Speaker 1: saw this and I thought of you straight away, Very Jenna.
Speaker 8: It's as a cat on a jumper.
Speaker 6: It's just the cat's facial features, like the nose.
Speaker 1: And I love this m that is very famously loves
Speaker 1: cats and she's part cat. She's got cat calls.
Speaker 8: That's true.
Speaker 6: Those cat's eyes are going to line up perfectly on
Speaker 6: your tips actually no, they're not that. Perkin's quite high.
Speaker 1: It's gonna let's face Oh.
Speaker 6: I love this so much.
Speaker 1: I don't want that.
Speaker 6: It's very nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cute. All right, this is for you, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: It over to Mitchell.
Speaker 6: You didn't have to do.
Speaker 1: This is sentimental.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Have a look.
Speaker 6: It is a vinyl.
Speaker 1: I've detected that.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen what's on it yet.
Speaker 1: What I've had made for you is I've got a
Speaker 1: record of our first ever episode. Really yeah, do that? Yes,
Speaker 1: you can do it. And it takes much longer than anticipation.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's why I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Was possiblely coming from Ireland, and I had to pull
Speaker 1: the audio, which is very hard for me. So it's
Speaker 1: it's our very first episode.
Speaker 6: Did you have the screen record a whole episode?
Speaker 1: I thought about it. That was option to I d
Speaker 1: had to download it, like download the episode you do.
Speaker 1: There's a software you put a link in idea around it.
Speaker 1: It's probably terrible quality, but I couldn't message you because
Speaker 1: you'd be like, why the hell does he want the
Speaker 1: first ever episode? So it is our first episode.
Speaker 6: Oh that's very thoughtful. Thank you now, I'm gonna have
Speaker 6: to get a vinyl player.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I don't think everyone actually play it,
Speaker 1: would you.
Speaker 6: I'd be curious to see how it sounds.
Speaker 1: It'll be all crackly and distorted, like that sound, And
Speaker 1: it's just so it's forever commemorated. If the Internet blows up,
Speaker 1: and if there's a world war and there's no way
Speaker 1: to stream the shows and you've got al Zheimers in
Speaker 1: your ninety seven and you want to listen to the
Speaker 1: first episode, you can put it.
Speaker 6: On only one episode on loop. Yeah, I have ourzymes.
Speaker 6: It won't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, exactly. Forget that you've listened.
Speaker 6: Now, shall we dive right into the episode?
Speaker 1: I think we should. If it is your first time listening,
Speaker 1: Welcome to Is It just Me? Every show we start
Speaker 1: the same with two igems? Two? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are there are something we've noticed? Something we hate or appreciate?
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 6: I hate to be greedy, but we're never going to
Speaker 6: do this again. And I've got two Is it just me?
Speaker 6: And I can't pick which one I like? Oh? Is
Speaker 6: it fine to do both?
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, no issues with me. Okay, I
Speaker 1: was gonna go sentimental, but then I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole show is going to be a bit emotional.
Speaker 1: So let's just give you what I what I be
Speaker 1: thought I had this week. As if the show wasn't ending,
Speaker 1: this would be my agem if the show was not
Speaker 1: wrapping up?
Speaker 6: How would I tease mine? One of them is something
Speaker 6: I hate, but I would hate it if it happened
Speaker 6: to me. It didn't happen to me, but fuck, I
Speaker 6: would hate it happen to me I witness it happening
Speaker 6: to someone else. Yeah, and the other one. You know
Speaker 6: how I love to do a little montages of things
Speaker 6: I've noticed you saying, like you always saying totally, totally, totally,
Speaker 6: or one of you saying good call, good call, good call.
Speaker 6: I've done another montage. Oh and something I've noticed but
Speaker 6: it's not just you. Funny that, it's not just you.
Speaker 6: It's something we're both guilty. I have been guilty of
Speaker 6: this whole fucking series, right.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous both in our final episode. Let's not point fingers
Speaker 1: it just me, that'll be nice.
Speaker 6: So do you know which one you want to hear first?
Speaker 8: I want to hear the last one, the.
Speaker 6: One calling us out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, any longer got Bradley, Oh, Bradley's wearing a
Speaker 1: little hat.
Speaker 6: Oh Bradley all for our last episode? A beautiful vo
Speaker 6: guy with the Injam orchestra. Are you ready brad let's gape?
Speaker 10: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Are we over active listeners? Sometimes?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 9: Yah?
Speaker 6: We've seen those memes about the overactive listeners where the
Speaker 6: person's leaning in really intently and going m m the
Speaker 6: pressure out like they're nodding and going yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: We do that a lot, do we, especially when we're
Speaker 6: interviewing people. We've had many gorgeous guests on this podcast,
Speaker 6: and we can never just let them do. It's like
Speaker 6: we have to assure them that we're still there in
Speaker 6: unison with That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It means we're in sane.
Speaker 6: Do you want to hear this is just from Kate
Speaker 6: lang Brooks episode last week? Do you want to hear
Speaker 6: our overactive listening? Yes, I've muted Kate's Mike.
Speaker 11: This is us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Speaker 11: yeah yes, yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah it's not real.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh totally yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah hmm yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I think you get are you double not at all? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I defend this. Our job is to is
Speaker 1: to remain active and be involved in the conversation, and
Speaker 1: it also keeps things going because I wonder if those
Speaker 1: yes and arms and the ears weren't there, if it
Speaker 1: would still flow naturally.
Speaker 6: I suppose, like it is just very natural and conversational
Speaker 6: to do that. But then part of me also things
Speaker 6: you do ain't here, Tracy grit Michaud doing that shit?
Speaker 6: Do you how many other interviews out there just sit
Speaker 6: there going yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: One on sixty minutes.
Speaker 6: But also it would kind of feel a bit creepy
Speaker 6: as the guests if we just sat there in silence
Speaker 6: searing at.
Speaker 1: Them, Yes, it would.
Speaker 6: And also I'm not really the best with eye contact anyway,
Speaker 6: so I wouldn't be searing at them. I'd do the
Speaker 6: to assure them I'm still it. Don't worry guys, I'm
Speaker 6: still here.
Speaker 1: But it's also a nice subliminal way of being like, hey,
Speaker 1: this story is good, I understand, keep going, right, because
Speaker 1: if we see that, I wanted to keep going.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6: See that's right. Well that's a fun little thing. For
Speaker 6: anyone that's planning to binge the series again. Any guests episodes.
Speaker 6: Just keep an ear out every time we overactive. Listen,
Speaker 6: take a sip every time we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, should we have any more guests, but we should
Speaker 1: do the opposite, just for fun.
Speaker 6: No, do a type it's no, all right, Okay that
Speaker 6: was a good edgym.
Speaker 1: Do another one.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're ready for the other one? Bradley, Sorry, mate,
Speaker 6: I need you again?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Would you fucking hate to be publicly shamed in traffic?
Speaker 6: I've never been publicly shamed, neither of I thankfully. But
Speaker 6: you know, when you're driving through the tunnel and they've
Speaker 6: got that technology where they can interrupt what's on the
Speaker 6: radio and do like announcements. They might say, everyone in
Speaker 6: the left lane, there's been an accident or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was driving through the Eastern Distributed Tunnel the other
Speaker 6: day and they were calling out just one particular vehicle
Speaker 6: and they were playing this over and over on loop.
Speaker 6: It kept interrupting my favorite radio show, The pick.
Speaker 1: Up, obviously the remainder of the week.
Speaker 6: And because they kept playing on Loop. But our theory
Speaker 6: run a voice memo, I want to hear it It
Speaker 6: sounds really creepy and eerie this announce but this is
Speaker 6: what was playing on Loop ready.
Speaker 12: Attention. Attention is the Eastern Distributor control room with a
Speaker 12: message directed to the driver of the truck traveling northbound
Speaker 12: that just entered the Eastern Distributor. Your vehicle has struck
Speaker 12: overhyd detection devices. You must stop now and await the
Speaker 12: arrival of the incident response crew. If your vehicle has
Speaker 12: avoided contact, you are directed to use the next exit.
Speaker 12: Details of your vehicle have been recorded, and severe penalties
Speaker 12: may be imposed.
Speaker 6: If you with that truck drive, wouldn't you be like, fuck,
Speaker 6: You'd be mortified, especially because the overhype truck thing like
Speaker 6: is a rookie era.
Speaker 1: You should know how tall your truck is if it's
Speaker 1: going to fit inside the tunnel.
Speaker 6: But also that announcement, they weren't sure whether they had
Speaker 6: actually struck the tunnel, all right, So you have the
Speaker 6: technology to take his license details and call him out,
Speaker 6: but you don't have the technology to tell whether we
Speaker 6: actually hit the tunnel or not.
Speaker 1: The technology exists to broadcast over the radio. Stop what
Speaker 1: is being played. Shut up, Mitch, Jerry Brittany and Laura.
Speaker 6: He said option A. If you did hit the tunnel,
Speaker 6: stop option B. Get the fuck out. We'll just figure
Speaker 6: out whether it happened or not. Yeah, you know, my
Speaker 6: neighbor runs the Eastern Distributor tunnel. That really it's not him,
Speaker 6: but it's his job to manage the tunnel. Imagine how
Speaker 6: much fun they would have those announcers on, like April
Speaker 6: Fool's Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to the driver of.
Speaker 6: The red Manster three, there's a man in the boot
Speaker 6: of your car. My god, he's got a gun.
Speaker 1: Imagine we see the body to the red Honda Jazz
Speaker 1: pull to the side.
Speaker 6: Police root, there's a bomb in your booter.
Speaker 1: Fatty in the thirty Stop peeling your eggshells out the window. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's me.
Speaker 6: Imagine if the truck driver did hit that tunnel. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and after they pointed it out to him, he was like, sorry, tunnel.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, tick that off the bucket list, final the
Speaker 1: literal sorry tunnel, Sorry tunnel.
Speaker 6: Well, which are those few gyms? Did you like better?
Speaker 1: That was better that.
Speaker 6: You just dive that with you to be bad, they
Speaker 6: said to me. To the driver of the extra, what
Speaker 6: the fuck you do?
Speaker 1: Totally excuse me, To the driver of the astro. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if you're a girl or a boy. However,
Speaker 1: please it's so good? All right, what do you got Mitchell?
Speaker 1: You're never going to do an gym again?
Speaker 6: Weird? I hadn't even factored that in.
Speaker 1: You're never going to do one again?
Speaker 6: Now maybe not never transform And it's gonna have to
Speaker 6: spam everyone now on the social media, and.
Speaker 1: When I do it in my real life it's such
Speaker 1: a laugh too.
Speaker 6: I noticed that you started saying is it just me?
Speaker 6: On the fly to people who definitely don't listen. Dost
Speaker 6: think you're weirdest? I do it as a joke on
Speaker 6: the pickup you hit it all the time. Do it
Speaker 6: as a joke.
Speaker 1: No one gives a ship because it's like that. People
Speaker 1: would just think, why didn't you just say?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Fly?
Speaker 6: Okay? Well are you ready for is it just me?
Speaker 6: You're a final one? Does the correct your final one?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: I had so many stupid ones? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You never check your letterbox? That's not a last gym?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Should vest be more popular? Stupid?
Speaker 6: Well? You can do too if you want. I just
Speaker 6: did too.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe, well, let's see how this one goes yeah, sure, okay,
Speaker 1: because this is the age that I would do if
Speaker 1: the show wasn't done and we were doing a regular week,
Speaker 1: because we're gonna get to this episode it on about sadness. Sorry,
Speaker 1: here we go, go over it, Bradley, Is it just me?
Speaker 1: It was Black Friday this year an absolute scam?
Speaker 6: What I mean?
Speaker 1: What happened other days where you could get a full
Speaker 1: o LED TV for eighty bucks?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I didn't notice any bargains that I had to jump out.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: People used to got a wall for Black Friday. People
Speaker 1: had bats and they'd smash down glass at Target and
Speaker 1: they'd line up for hours. Remember the news Black Friday.
Speaker 1: People are lining up and it was Tuesday getting in
Speaker 1: ahead of the pack.
Speaker 6: There was a stampede.
Speaker 1: There were stampede. You could get such good deals for
Speaker 1: Black Friday.
Speaker 6: I did feel like this year was a bit of
Speaker 6: a flash in the pans.
Speaker 8: And then Cyber Monday, Oh it existed.
Speaker 6: Is there any difference between SYB and Monday and Black Friday?
Speaker 6: Is it the same ship, the same thing, It's the
Speaker 6: exact same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot, and I thought Cyber Monday. I wanted
Speaker 1: to get a hard drive because I've been sensationally fired.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get all my audio and stuff
Speaker 1: off for the Kiss system, for the archive and correct.
Speaker 1: So I had to buy a four ter about hard drive.
Speaker 1: Mitchell helped me, and when we were driving a Boging
Speaker 1: Gate it was Black Friday, so we were scrolling and
Speaker 1: there was just like, no good deal on tech.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're a bit of a tit ass, mind you.
Speaker 1: Well, I just I just yet know. If I'm going
Speaker 1: to spend a lot of money, I want it to
Speaker 1: be right.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like to investigate as well. And I got to
Speaker 1: compare dot com and look at all the options.
Speaker 6: God, that's a lot of fucking effort dot Com.
Speaker 1: And if the message one of the texts who works here?
Speaker 1: He said, mate, wait till Cyber Monday. All the cyber
Speaker 1: stuff's on sale. I'm like, oh, cyber Monday rolls around
Speaker 1: same price, same. Yeah, it's all the same. And there
Speaker 1: was no stampede, there was no rush, there was no
Speaker 1: shadowed glass.
Speaker 6: I'm not interested in partaking in any of that irl
Speaker 6: shopping chaos, like the boxing day sales you always see
Speaker 6: on the news, people lighting up eighties. I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 6: I can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 1: I love it that, I love it. There is, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: There is something so fun and christmasy about going to
Speaker 1: Westfield the night before Christmas. I love the love, the
Speaker 1: chaos I of people running around. I love getting that
Speaker 1: last little gift and knowing that the lady behind me
Speaker 1: can't get it. Can I got it for my auntie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to Kukai and I got her flat that
Speaker 1: she wanted, bitch, but.
Speaker 6: Took the day before. That would be so stressful because
Speaker 6: there's no guarantee they want to sol it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the fun that you got to find
Speaker 1: something else, you know. When I worked at Cole's, my
Speaker 1: favorite shift was was the couple of the week leading
Speaker 1: up to Christmas, because everyone is happy but also anxious
Speaker 1: and workers off and everyone's.
Speaker 6: Enjoy people being anxious. No, that's not that, it's just
Speaker 6: like I love working with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we've worked all these years on the fly.
Speaker 6: By the way, Yeah, this is going back to the
Speaker 6: whole name of it, like Black Friday not actually being
Speaker 6: a day, it's basically a week. I think happy hour
Speaker 6: should be a fucking hour. An hour, Yeah, an hour
Speaker 6: for a reason, on that note, did you know that
Speaker 6: sometimes Kyle and Jackie Oh's Hour of Power goes for
Speaker 6: two hours.
Speaker 1: That's surely an hour.
Speaker 6: It's an hour?
Speaker 1: No, I agree? Oh, well, good is you? I mean,
Speaker 1: what was my other one? My other one was more sentimental.
Speaker 6: I'll go on as well.
Speaker 1: Bradley, all right, go Bradley girl?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you not even remember who you were five years ago?
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, Like I am the same person,
Speaker 1: But looking at videos and watching old stuff, did you
Speaker 1: do a little bit of a deep dive? Yeah, idea?
Speaker 6: Do you want to feeling sentimentally?
Speaker 1: Of course, I because we were posting so much content
Speaker 1: from bogan Gate, which Mitch tirelessly added, So kudos to
Speaker 1: Mitch pumped out that those content. I mean, of course
Speaker 1: I had to start and it, yes, and that was exhausting.
Speaker 1: But I was showing Steven some old clips and I
Speaker 1: was looking back scrolling down on the grid on Instagram,
Speaker 1: and we haven't done so much together for five years.
Speaker 1: It is actually insane how different we were five years ago.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, there's going to be a lot in that
Speaker 6: obituary that we're going to play. Yeah, that voice that
Speaker 6: sound different, I think I sound annoying as fuck?
Speaker 1: Do you really I would have spoken so quickly.
Speaker 6: So Also, notice this is a big call. This is
Speaker 6: a dramatic way of phrasing it. But like, this podcast
Speaker 6: has cured some things that I used to be anxious about. Really,
Speaker 6: Like you know how some people find it really weird
Speaker 6: to hear a recording of their voice. Yeah, they'll be like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, is that what I sound like? If
Speaker 6: they hear a recording of them talking. That's gone out
Speaker 6: the window. I hear myself talk all the time now
Speaker 6: with all the fucking editing I do, that's no longer
Speaker 6: a thing. And also I used to have this weird
Speaker 6: thing where if I said my own name out loud,
Speaker 6: it sounded weird to me, like saying Mitch Mitchell. I'd
Speaker 6: be like, oh god, it's so weird saying my own name.
Speaker 6: But I'm over that now because I have to say
Speaker 6: it to you all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, true. I hated women when this
Speaker 1: podcast happened, and Jenny, you've really solidified that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, is it just me?
Speaker 8: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 8: of mitches.
Speaker 6: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 9: Shot.
Speaker 4: What have you done?
Speaker 6: I was having such fun on the street with me.
Speaker 8: My right here.
Speaker 6: Said just me, listen too, just me?
Speaker 13: Sorry that your.
Speaker 7: Just me?
Speaker 13: Please?
Speaker 6: That's my story rating, Brady is just me?
Speaker 1: Just me?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 8: I think that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: That's good. Wait.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm going down this rabbit hole. We've got to
Speaker 6: kill time. You weren't here in the last episode when
Speaker 6: we were in bogen Gate.
Speaker 1: Oh we missed you.
Speaker 8: I missed it.
Speaker 1: There was a sheep there though, that was crying for
Speaker 1: a teat, so it did remind me of.
Speaker 6: You missed one of the other sweepers that I played,
Speaker 6: and I reckon this one is my favorite Lane calender.
Speaker 8: Okay, you're missing too?
Speaker 6: Is it just me? The podcast?
Speaker 5: Leave the review better be five stars, five fucking stars.
Speaker 6: That's my babe.
Speaker 1: That is very good. We went on to discuss that
Speaker 1: we'd all except for Stephen fuck Mark Ronson, you fuck
Speaker 1: mirk Ronson.
Speaker 8: Potentially Jano.
Speaker 6: That costume is starting to look real on Comfy? Are
Speaker 6: you sure there's no pressure to keep it on?
Speaker 8: I want it on?
Speaker 1: Do you ever happy?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: Just pop the fucker?
Speaker 4: Don't you watch it?
Speaker 6: I thought you were going to say, clip it into place,
Speaker 6: so it stops sliding around her father.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking voltaou back is protruded.
Speaker 6: Okay, so now it's time to do our very last
Speaker 6: Is it just you? Caller? O? My god, no pressure
Speaker 6: on the person we're about to buz.
Speaker 1: I will say, there's no point giving you the mobile
Speaker 1: number because unfortunately the credit will run out and you
Speaker 1: won't be able to receive the messages. However, just so
Speaker 1: we can hear the dolcet tones one more time, this
Speaker 1: is the number that you could have text if you
Speaker 1: wanted to feature on the show. Oh far to Tonio
Speaker 1: zero two night.
Speaker 6: Oh how's that number? They're going to be getting texts
Speaker 6: and random for years ago. If we don't keep paying
Speaker 6: for it, it will expire that it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be some old dot Wiggans type who's going
Speaker 1: to get hello?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or does anal stimulation work better than baginal?
Speaker 6: We just get this text me and like, Hi, Mitch's
Speaker 6: the year is twenty thirty and I'm just reminiscing about
Speaker 6: the good times we had in this person's like wrong number, chik,
Speaker 6: Sorry about that?
Speaker 1: All right? Today we're going to Penrith in Western Sydney.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk to Shari last is it just
Speaker 1: you call it? There was a there was like a
Speaker 1: this is the attack that I wanted for back Friday.
Speaker 1: There was some sort of hord people wanted to get
Speaker 1: on for the final Legitum. Hello, hi, Mitch, MiG and Jenna.
Speaker 1: You're our last ever caller on the show.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, hid Hi babe, what are you up
Speaker 6: to today? Darlin?
Speaker 14: Working? Actually?
Speaker 6: Ah, you poor Barger. You're just taking a quick lunch
Speaker 6: break for us.
Speaker 14: Yes, I am already told my boss, So I'm letting
Speaker 14: you know whenever I get a phone ring, I am
Speaker 14: moving out of my office.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you do for work? After your year in Sync?
Speaker 14: I do administration role, So I'll work for a building
Speaker 14: company and we take care of all of the work
Speaker 14: orders we receive from strata managers.
Speaker 6: Oh cool, sounds boring, no offense, Yeah.
Speaker 14: Honestly it is because strata managers are a bit.
Speaker 6: It's just something about the word strata manager that made
Speaker 6: my skin cross.
Speaker 1: Well. Having our show, I guess, has been a little
Speaker 1: reprieve for you. How long have you listened? Give us
Speaker 1: the story of Jim So.
Speaker 14: The first episode I listened to was the missing budget episode.
Speaker 6: Ah, that was really early on, and you tried to
Speaker 6: get me to prank call someone who had put up
Speaker 6: a poster for a missing budget yeah, and be like
Speaker 6: I've got it. I was like, what, Well, that's funny,
Speaker 6: that's cool.
Speaker 1: I think I wanted to know. I wanted to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really remember why.
Speaker 14: That was the big hustle where you kept on blaming
Speaker 14: Jennet for coming up with your idea, and Jenny kept
Speaker 14: on blaming jury, and it turned into a big thing.
Speaker 6: I found a sturd doesn't matter whose idea it was,
Speaker 6: but both of you knew, and so the other didn't
Speaker 6: say are you sure about that? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: this is fine.
Speaker 8: I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: You knew about it.
Speaker 6: I didn't know regardless.
Speaker 1: Whether or not it was your idea. You were complicit.
Speaker 6: That's like me, I did not know anything about it.
Speaker 1: And guess what, Palm sugar, the buddy is still missing.
Speaker 6: Why would you bring down the moon like that?
Speaker 3: Dead? Do you know?
Speaker 8: I'm even more depressed?
Speaker 1: All right, well, now this is our last ever? Is
Speaker 1: it just me? So you're all together? Last time, Bradley,
Speaker 1: last time? When here, Bradley, would you would you say
Speaker 1: there's pressure, Charie or No.
Speaker 14: I did feel a little bit of pressure, But I
Speaker 14: think what I'm going to say is going to hit
Speaker 14: the nail on the heads to a lot of the idiots.
Speaker 6: O Doug, Well, are you ready to go?
Speaker 14: Bub I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Bradley, last time ever, brad when you're ready? Bradley?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 14: Is this podcast better than drugs?
Speaker 9: And Dick?
Speaker 6: Well, it would be a bit obnoxious of us to
Speaker 6: agree and add it to our list of things better
Speaker 6: than drugs? And check?
Speaker 14: I agree, Well, it's on top of my list.
Speaker 6: I really argue, Ken, I have to pop that on
Speaker 6: the list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to list. You know what, Actually, Shari,
Speaker 1: we should Why don't we collate the list of things
Speaker 1: better than drugs and Deck can do an official review
Speaker 1: and close off the list.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah. People have been asking it's like, oh, you
Speaker 6: should do a coffee table book. But what they don't
Speaker 6: realize is that in the back of my mind this
Speaker 6: whole time, I thought I would always reveal the full
Speaker 6: list in the final episode. Wow, should we go through
Speaker 6: it now?
Speaker 1: Shari? Are you happy if we do that?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 14: Definitely, go for it.
Speaker 8: Let's do it.
Speaker 6: It used to just be guests so that we had
Speaker 6: on the podcast and we'd ask them for a little
Speaker 6: pleasure in life. They appreciate because we don't want our
Speaker 6: listeners getting obsessed with partying and boys.
Speaker 8: Do we know?
Speaker 6: It used to just be the guests, but people have
Speaker 6: been adding to it randomly, like the Steven's on there,
Speaker 6: what did he ad hot coffee in the morning, Dean Salami,
Speaker 6: and then Justin and Campden last week added vagina Yeah.
Speaker 1: Which I regret matting it on Jenny you were missed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, shall we go through this together? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Let's go things better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 6: So I'll start with the drag race down at a
Speaker 6: season two queens. We've got a few from them. Spanky
Speaker 6: Jackson said, KFC, you still get to suck on something,
Speaker 6: but you don't get an aftertaste, and there's no shame
Speaker 6: if you find a bit left over in your tits.
Speaker 12: Ye.
Speaker 6: Mini Cooper said, having a hay you account to watch
Speaker 6: all the real house I've especially Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: Minni clearly had a sponsorship at the time.
Speaker 6: Hannah Conda said The Wizard of Oz that's her comfort movie.
Speaker 6: Ruby T's back in the early day. She also said
Speaker 6: getting the aft delivered after a big night out on
Speaker 6: street Ruby. Miss Sophie Monks said Jimmy Brings is better
Speaker 6: than drugs and Dick.
Speaker 1: I think she was the face of Jimmy Brisleys.
Speaker 6: At the time, so that was also a bit of
Speaker 6: sponsorship happened in there. Kenneth Langbrook said, eating streaky bacon
Speaker 6: in bed, gird your pleasure, Jet's Mailboy, the feeling of
Speaker 6: walking barefoot on grass.
Speaker 8: I asked her that didn't Why did you ask.
Speaker 6: Her that because she interviewed Jet's Mailboy.
Speaker 1: Oh you?
Speaker 6: Christinhal said gardening, but there's not much better than Dick.
Speaker 6: That's what he said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say the same thing.
Speaker 6: Jack Vigeon said, sobriety five am starts and writing a gratitude.
Speaker 1: List, all right, Aged, Well don't you like that.
Speaker 6: Keenan Lonsdale, do you remember him being on Cherry because
Speaker 6: I said that he was like possibly the least I
Speaker 6: guess he said, looking outside with sunshine on your face
Speaker 6: and seeing a little chipmunk go by, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Can I just say I'm going to out it now? Sorry,
Speaker 1: worst ever interview on this show.
Speaker 6: They actually wasn't bad.
Speaker 14: You're forgetting tiver Yeah.
Speaker 1: We've already referenced it today. I know he was just high.
Speaker 1: He was high and he didn't clearly know what was
Speaker 1: going on. And then he started taking to stare at
Speaker 1: the sun. It's good for your soul, and I was like.
Speaker 6: Into the sun, what do you mean?
Speaker 8: I think that's bad for you?
Speaker 6: Do you want to hear thy one?
Speaker 1: Did we ask him he hated you?
Speaker 6: He said? He said, doing something that you like the
Speaker 6: process of which I guess this podcast has been there.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, wise words from Tiverts.
Speaker 6: We had Mary and Morgan from the Ode podcast. They said,
Speaker 6: taking socks off while you're in bed. No, I love
Speaker 6: that feeling ever, stealing from the self surve checkout and
Speaker 6: getting away with it.
Speaker 1: I won't confirm or deny that I can relate to
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 6: Nat pan Feld said cleaning your ears. That's her really
Speaker 6: satisfying thing today. Abby Chatfield getting the beginnings of an
Speaker 6: ingrown tone now cut out.
Speaker 1: We had Abby before she was sex positive. Now she'd
Speaker 1: be like a good anal stretch.
Speaker 6: There was a lot of anal chat in that episode.
Speaker 6: When Lara G. Marshall from the Saddle Club said oozing
Speaker 6: lava cake.
Speaker 1: Oh they God, why is that the most appropriate question
Speaker 1: answer for her?
Speaker 6: It's very innocent, isn't it?
Speaker 1: All the time? I love I think she's just a
Speaker 1: listener because like Lara J. Marshall, I'm like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm listener. No, No, I.
Speaker 6: Love cub and fun fact, that's like one of our
Speaker 6: most listened to episodes ever.
Speaker 1: A massive fan base for horses and checking.
Speaker 6: I'm not boring you with this list. They're my CHERI
Speaker 6: I'm nearly no, I.
Speaker 14: Know it's it's actually really great because I actually listened
Speaker 14: to that episode not one ago, and Uri was not
Speaker 14: into doing the whole interview for the sutoclop. He goes,
Speaker 14: this is bloring, I'm not going to like it, and
Speaker 14: oh sweet, she's nice, And that's just classic toury.
Speaker 1: I was a lot grumpyer in the early days.
Speaker 14: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think you were.
Speaker 1: You don't think I was.
Speaker 14: No, you were always.
Speaker 6: Really that's a new thing.
Speaker 14: There was a lot of unhinged moments with you in
Speaker 14: the early days.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, oh go on, yeah, okay, keep going Roe
Speaker 6: hit Roy, the busy drink guys, the meditation.
Speaker 1: I like that good pho.
Speaker 6: He it really good melted cheese, said Tony Lodge waited
Speaker 6: blankets and a good skincare routine. That was reads Nicholson.
Speaker 6: This one's iconic. Angela Bishop said her water bed. How
Speaker 6: can we forget driving over the Brooklyn Bridge heading into Manhattan,
Speaker 6: watching reruns of Sex in the City in your undy's,
Speaker 6: eating Chinese food and rimming. That was shan' zeps. Emma
Speaker 6: Horne said anything that involves potatoes and tits better than drugs.
Speaker 6: Tim Abbott said chock coated Sultan. It's better than drugs
Speaker 6: than Dick.
Speaker 8: Had to order them about that. It was my bathday
Speaker 8: gift was to him.
Speaker 6: You're never going to be able to move on from that,
Speaker 6: are you. She's never going to get over that worthless Twitibbott,
Speaker 6: he's such a Reuben Kay said, when you haven't started
Speaker 6: the chalk top before the movie? For darn said green
Speaker 6: crunchy plums with salt green plum.
Speaker 1: We need to address that interview.
Speaker 6: Did I write that wrong? With green plums? Are things?
Speaker 1: He said that?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: She that was a weird moment for us.
Speaker 6: Simone she said pussy and pasta as in cats, not actually.
Speaker 6: Jules Rangi, how your way out? Said psychic readings and
Speaker 6: head massages at the hairdresser Jessica Roseaid at Chiquito Bar
Speaker 6: while reading her kindle, and then that's it. Charis is
Speaker 6: out of the last one this podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Suarie, thank you for bringing that
Speaker 1: to the table.
Speaker 14: Yes, no, it's okay. Look, I just want to say
Speaker 14: to you guys, thank you for everything for the last
Speaker 14: five years. You know, it's you know, I'm going to
Speaker 14: miss all the last and all the unhinged moments and
Speaker 14: all the live tweets and the sound effair, but I
Speaker 14: just want to say thank you for everything.
Speaker 6: Honey.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you've been You've made such a massive impact on
Speaker 14: my life and I'm sure all the indians lives in
Speaker 14: the last five years and everything you guys have done
Speaker 14: this podcast, it's been so great, and it's just going
Speaker 14: to be so appreciative. Like I know, you guys went
Speaker 14: through so much in the last five years and you
Speaker 14: did so much dedication and made sure we've got our
Speaker 14: episodes every week no matter what. And I'm just so
Speaker 14: grateful and thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Thank you Darling. That was People like you make it
Speaker 6: all worth it. Honestly, I mean that.
Speaker 14: Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I mean, I'm
Speaker 14: sad that you guys are finishing, but I understand why.
Speaker 14: I think I went through the seventh stage of the grief,
Speaker 14: you know stage.
Speaker 6: We're still working our way through the stages. That's the hell.
Speaker 1: Still I've been stuck there for a while. Which one sadness.
Speaker 1: You have anger than sadness.
Speaker 6: I don't think we've gon through anger. Get that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Maybe that'll kick this episode. That was the voodoo doll
Speaker 1: that I had.
Speaker 14: I don't think it's really going to hit a lot
Speaker 14: of this until we actually hear the very last episode.
Speaker 6: It fucking crept up on us. Hey, it went by
Speaker 6: so quick.
Speaker 14: It's not like you guys just announced that you were finished.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, I think, actually no, I like
Speaker 1: what we did how we announced it them. We still
Speaker 1: had what six weeks episode.
Speaker 6: Two thirty seven that we announced it.
Speaker 14: So yeah, it still looks like it was just last week.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, the countdown was serious. But yeah, I
Speaker 14: just want to say again, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10: Welcome.
Speaker 6: Honey will still be around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can get us, you can consume us both.
Speaker 1: And you know, if you've liked all that boat and
Speaker 1: gate content, the Mitch and I pumped out the last
Speaker 1: week like we'll have time to do so much more,
Speaker 1: you know, exactly in this studio.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but you know what you've got to do, what
Speaker 14: you guys got to do for yourself. Yeah, this is
Speaker 14: what you need to do for you. And yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Never know what the future holds, Sari, You never.
Speaker 14: Know exactly, never know.
Speaker 1: Goodbye.
Speaker 6: You're very sweet, surey, thank you.
Speaker 1: We love you, And the same can be said for
Speaker 1: all the idiots. I mean, god like, so grateful, so
Speaker 1: be ungrateful. I'm sure we we love you. You get
Speaker 1: the final ever, is it just me, umbrella?
Speaker 6: Yeah, make sure you flick price keep you get your address?
Speaker 9: Okay, I will, I will, definitely.
Speaker 14: I can't wait to get that. I'll have braining when
Speaker 14: I get it.
Speaker 1: We love your Cherie, thanks for listening, Thank.
Speaker 14: You, Thank you, Bye, guys, love.
Speaker 1: You, love you, Hey Tree, Sorry tunnel. One more bucket listening,
Speaker 1: God lover, Well, let's keep the ship moving. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's better.
Speaker 6: As you know, we get a lot of people putting
Speaker 6: their hand up for an visit, just you. We will
Speaker 6: go through some of the ones we never got around
Speaker 6: to taking their call. Right now, should we listen to
Speaker 6: Oscar's obituary for us?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so these are the best moments of the whole
Speaker 1: show over the last five years.
Speaker 6: Haven't heard you don't know that he could have done
Speaker 6: a sturdy I don't think you would have This is
Speaker 6: the final roping report from Oscar. She would just dive
Speaker 6: right and take a listen.
Speaker 1: So I've not heard it? Has Jenna heard this?
Speaker 3: Have you?
Speaker 1: Jenna? Okay? So it's a bit of a marathon, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Well, we've just got so many best bits, don't we.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's do it.
Speaker 6: Bear in mind that you guys are allowed to sing
Speaker 6: out and say wait, pause, and we're going off a
Speaker 6: common true Okay, okay, yeah, okay, were ready to go mad?
Speaker 6: Here it is.
Speaker 5: Hello idiots, for one final time, it's roving Reporter.
Speaker 3: Oscar here today.
Speaker 5: I'm bringing you the official open bitchery of Is It
Speaker 5: Just Me?
Speaker 3: The podcast?
Speaker 8: Is it really?
Speaker 5: The First things First, let's take you back to where
Speaker 5: it all began in that first episode five years ago.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the.
Speaker 6: Very first episode of either Just Me. Let Me tell
Speaker 6: you people how this is gonna work?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 6: We kick off each show with an easy just Me
Speaker 6: each We haven't told each other what it's going to
Speaker 6: be because, oh my god, I see what I mean
Speaker 6: about my voice being high pitched and annoying, Like, shut
Speaker 6: the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I was honestly just thinking, when did we have jojo
Speaker 1: s We're on?
Speaker 6: Sorry, we're Oh my god, oh we're here.
Speaker 5: Let's revisit the very first ITCHM.
Speaker 3: That was ever featured on this podcast? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is going to restaurants a great way to make friends?
Speaker 1: What do you mean like going up to cafe and
Speaker 1: just finding people that are sitting by themselves. This isn't
Speaker 1: people in the restaurant, This is staff, maybe thirty to
Speaker 1: forty people in my Instagram followers, Liz I have meant
Speaker 1: because they've been serving me food at restaurants.
Speaker 6: Is that the prerequisite of being your friend you have
Speaker 6: to be serving you.
Speaker 1: The food has to be involved somehow.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, there, that could have been one for Jenna's
Speaker 3: junk just quietly.
Speaker 5: Anyway from the absolute get go, Combs and Chury really
Speaker 5: set the tone of how fucking stupid this podcast was
Speaker 5: going to be. In episode one, Jury introduced a segment
Speaker 5: called Coughing Fit Chick.
Speaker 3: The aim of the game praying call.
Speaker 5: Someone break out into a coughing fit and see how
Speaker 5: long it takes them to hang up. The first victim,
Speaker 5: esteemed broadcaster and a mentor to both Mitchers, Ben Fordham,
Speaker 5: Poor bastard.
Speaker 1: I just want to get a little bit of your advice.
Speaker 1: I have a question with.
Speaker 3: You're right, bitch, dude, bring me back?
Speaker 9: What then?
Speaker 1: No, mate?
Speaker 3: He hung on the most awkward things in the early
Speaker 3: episodes of season one when.
Speaker 5: You discovered that there's a particular word that Jerry can't
Speaker 5: say properly, and it was the viral TikTok of this
Speaker 5: very moment that is the reason many of you idiots
Speaker 5: discovered this show and are still listening today.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're in bed and you can hear
Speaker 1: a mosquito up near Blian, but you can't do anything.
Speaker 6: You say blions Bians, do you think that there's two
Speaker 6: syllables and blinds?
Speaker 1: Blian's keep the sun out in your measure room.
Speaker 6: It's one syllable blinds.
Speaker 10: You're like bians blind blinds.
Speaker 1: There's only one syllable blind I'm doing one syllable Blian.
Speaker 3: What else do you say?
Speaker 1: Wrong?
Speaker 6: Do you say, oh, that's all fully Kai and oh no, I.
Speaker 1: Really don't mind, sir, I'm your surgeon. You've broken your
Speaker 1: spy and my what your spy? And has snapped in two?
Speaker 10: I parked illegally. Hope, I don't get a pagan.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, Third Wheel Jenna also has a word she can't
Speaker 5: say properly.
Speaker 8: I think he's a bold guy.
Speaker 1: What now bold?
Speaker 6: When someone has no hair, they are bored. I can't
Speaker 6: say bold, really bold.
Speaker 4: It's like saying, oh, I haven't played bowling.
Speaker 10: On the weekend and night bold? Can I tell you?
Speaker 6: It was a very special day when my niece was
Speaker 6: a few months old. I was there to witness the
Speaker 6: first time she crawled.
Speaker 5: Now, who could forget When we first discovered Cherry's love
Speaker 5: of embellishing Combs overheard him say this when he was
Speaker 5: interviewing international singing.
Speaker 1: Star Now, how are you liking Australia? So good to
Speaker 1: have you? It's been amazing man and the other show everybody,
Speaker 1: he's really nice here, like very genuinely nice, which is
Speaker 1: really sweet and really good coffee and really good food.
Speaker 1: How coots the coffee in Australia? I'm in that la
Speaker 1: to the coffee in LA like water down dirt water?
Speaker 3: Sorry? What was that? In and out of LA? How
Speaker 3: couds the coffee in Australia? I'm in that law?
Speaker 6: Do you figure you're in and out of LA?
Speaker 1: I was trying to sound cool and relating him. You
Speaker 1: were trying to sound like you had a holiday house
Speaker 1: permanently set up over there.
Speaker 5: No one believed, and so Cam's being the bitch he is.
Speaker 5: He got Loud on the podcast to set the record straight.
Speaker 1: You Loud, you seem like someone who values honesty?
Speaker 6: Am I correct?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I just need to ask you Loud.
Speaker 6: When someone says to you, I'm in and out of LA,
Speaker 6: what sort of person do you picture?
Speaker 1: I feel like somebody's got like multiple houses and multiple places.
Speaker 1: You got like a penthouse New York City. He lives
Speaker 1: with his parents in the shy Aloud. He's downstairs in
Speaker 1: their townhouse. He's a total loser.
Speaker 6: Last time I asked him if you wanted to hang out,
Speaker 6: he said, I'll have to ask my mom. He not cool,
Speaker 6: he's not rocking low.
Speaker 3: You guys are amazing. Honestly, I talked to so.
Speaker 1: Many different radio hosts and you guys are like legit
Speaker 1: really funny.
Speaker 5: Now to another moment where a beautiful inside joke was born.
Speaker 5: Sorry Tunnel, It's the perfect way to abruptly end a
Speaker 5: phone call. And no surprise, Kons came up with this
Speaker 5: idea when he was stoned off his tints.
Speaker 10: Sorry done, Oh my god, I say, sorry Tonnel, text
Speaker 10: hey hello and have a bit of a chat.
Speaker 1: How baked were you there?
Speaker 6: You remember you called.
Speaker 1: Me and said jump online?
Speaker 6: Opposite you were giving a home studio during lockdown and
Speaker 6: you said answer this zoom now sent me a link
Speaker 6: and I was like, I'm not in a good way,
Speaker 6: but you were just like showing off your home studio
Speaker 6: and I was like, you know what you should do?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: I forget who we even called? Roll it again, go back?
Speaker 6: It was NASA from Maths. We call such a critain,
Speaker 6: such a random person.
Speaker 10: Carry on? Can I say sorry Donnel, hello and have
Speaker 10: a bit of a chat.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Tunnel, how a mate? Great from over?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 15: Where do people think we recorded from?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: Who could forget? Back in the days when Mitchell Coombs
Speaker 5: was very single and his love life was fucking tragic.
Speaker 1: I've had countless people lead me on and then just
Speaker 1: not be interested.
Speaker 5: Cherry, being a gorgeous friend, wanted to cheer Combs up,
Speaker 5: so we offered to prank call one of the fuckhead men.
Speaker 3: Who were ghosted Combs.
Speaker 1: Would it make me feel better if I prank call
Speaker 1: one of them?
Speaker 5: And that's when a much loved character on the podcast,
Speaker 5: Dot Wiggins was born.
Speaker 10: Heard my name is Dot Wiggins.
Speaker 1: Call it from the RTA.
Speaker 10: How are you today the RTA, Yes, Rose Traffic.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid that there's an unregistered vehicle in your name
Speaker 1: sitting on Cherry Bottom av and it will either be
Speaker 1: told or you can come and claim in the next
Speaker 1: twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: I'm just giving you a courtesy call.
Speaker 1: My dear speak to.
Speaker 9: The RTA, and what's happening with that?
Speaker 14: I am I don't know that you actually are because
Speaker 14: you sound a bit old.
Speaker 1: Peg your pardon? So what's not Captle d d O
Speaker 1: T Wiggins?
Speaker 16: Oh, t.
Speaker 1: Im, Sorry, he won't mess with you again.
Speaker 6: He doesn't drive what Sydney gaze that fits this aereotype
Speaker 6: can't ride these days.
Speaker 5: Chury cops a lot of ship for bringing too much
Speaker 5: smart to the show, but let's not forget Coons used
Speaker 5: to overshare about his sex life too, Like that time
Speaker 5: he was taking andy depressants, which.
Speaker 3: Made it hard to get well hard.
Speaker 6: So the doctors were like, hey, with your antidepressant, we're
Speaker 6: going to give you some viagres just in case you
Speaker 6: have problems in the bedroom. And I thought, great, I'm
Speaker 6: twenty fucking four years old and I'm already taking viagra.
Speaker 5: Naturally, Churry was very curious to hear if the viagra
Speaker 5: was helping Coombs crack a fat, so every single fucking
Speaker 5: episode he'd asked for another viagra update.
Speaker 1: I did take it on one hook up and it
Speaker 1: didn't kick any time. I didn't know that you made
Speaker 1: to take viagara one hour before activity.
Speaker 6: So after he was gone, I was red.
Speaker 3: And after some trial and error, I believe you are
Speaker 3: had it.
Speaker 10: On with the listener of the podcast.
Speaker 13: He fucked an listener.
Speaker 1: How did it?
Speaker 5: Gomish?
Speaker 6: The viagara worked a treat.
Speaker 5: Mitch Nich and Jenna have shared a lot of milestones
Speaker 5: with their idiots on the podcast, including Jury moving out
Speaker 5: of home for the first time, and having to do
Speaker 5: his own chores like laundry and he just didn't do.
Speaker 1: You mind washing? What the fuckers are small? And it's like,
Speaker 1: should we do the smiles? I was like, what which
Speaker 1: means undis and socks.
Speaker 6: Your small still aren't small?
Speaker 3: Thank god the fat shaming stopped.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's really.
Speaker 5: The team also celebrated many a birthday and Christmas together.
Speaker 5: Who could ever forget the time Jenna did an entire
Speaker 5: Christmas episode from inside a coffin.
Speaker 6: Jenna's going to be in the coffin for the rest
Speaker 6: of the show unless he taps out.
Speaker 3: Is this ethical? Oh?
Speaker 6: Now you bring that up.
Speaker 3: You've committed that.
Speaker 6: I assumed we wouldn't actually do it.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 8: Well, it's very comfy, nice and supportive, so thank you,
Speaker 8: caring funerals.
Speaker 6: That conscience is telling me that this is just so wrong.
Speaker 5: And because Jury and Combs are not only a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches but also a couple of fucking smart asses.
Speaker 5: They just left the room with Jenna stuck in a
Speaker 5: bloody coffin?
Speaker 8: Did everyone leave? It's really shut now? They both screwed
Speaker 8: it in. All the lights are off now, so I
Speaker 8: can't see anything good stuff the coffin wasn't enough.
Speaker 5: Jenna also did an entire episode from inside a bin.
Speaker 1: Mitch, did you get all the.
Speaker 6: Maggots out from the bottom? There we go?
Speaker 8: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: I can hear you can hear, Jenna.
Speaker 6: You can leave it open if you want to. Let
Speaker 6: that go on record.
Speaker 1: Let the record note that I don't want you going
Speaker 1: off to bitch to hr about yuck.
Speaker 5: Of course, who could forget on Combs's birthday when Churry
Speaker 5: surprised him with one of the stars from his favorite
Speaker 5: TV show, Mcloud's Fucking Daughters, best known for her role
Speaker 5: as Tess on Mcloud's Daughters, Ladies and Gentlemen, Brady Carter
Speaker 5: is here.
Speaker 14: Happy, Happy birthday.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Ridy. Wow, this is amazing. Can I ask why did
Speaker 1: you leave? Because the show was kind of shit after
Speaker 1: your left?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why did I leave?
Speaker 6: Becausing, pausing. I love that I said the show was shit,
Speaker 6: and she goes, oh, never said no, it wasn't. She
Speaker 6: did agree, yeah, carrying on the show was kind of
Speaker 6: shit after your left.
Speaker 2: Oh why did I leave? Because I was filming till
Speaker 2: I was nearly eight months pregnant, and then I was
Speaker 2: back filming sort of when he was five weeks old,
Speaker 2: and you know, I was a little bit bant out.
Speaker 5: Of course, there's no way we could look back on
Speaker 5: the iconic guests without reliving the time they interviewed that
Speaker 5: grizzly old fuck John Laws, the.
Speaker 3: Legend of talk back radio himself.
Speaker 10: Do you still smoke if you quit?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I quit Asiah?
Speaker 10: Okay, would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: That's bloody stupid.
Speaker 6: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 6: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 3: I think that I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 5: Now, while we're talking about iconic moments, what about the
Speaker 5: time that Roving Reporter Oscar compared which rug stores have
Speaker 5: the best smelling rugs?
Speaker 3: Well, we finally made it to Okha.
Speaker 5: To be quite honest, it hasn't been a good Morgan
Speaker 5: because it smells like high crapper. If there's one thing
Speaker 5: the Mitches have proven, it's that they're a triple threat.
Speaker 1: They can sing and nobody barely.
Speaker 4: Us a wizard that there is or was is.
Speaker 1: They can act.
Speaker 6: So if it's our version of Rosa's rescue scene in Titanic, Jack, Jack.
Speaker 16: I don't know what the email, come back.
Speaker 13: Back bad, shout the fuck off they see.
Speaker 5: Of course they can dance, but this is audio on Lisa.
Speaker 5: You'll just have to take my fucking word for it.
Speaker 5: All right, After years of moaning and groaning, about his
Speaker 5: tragic love life.
Speaker 3: Finally, Coombs found his prince charming.
Speaker 1: Hello, she's now in a relationship.
Speaker 6: He's being shocked like I didn't want to say too
Speaker 6: much to it was official, but I can tell you
Speaker 6: his name is Sean leg I'm ensconced.
Speaker 5: Not only did the Mitch to share their highs, also
Speaker 5: they're lows.
Speaker 1: You probably have noticed on this show or even online
Speaker 1: or socials. I haven't been posting about my relationship much.
Speaker 1: I will just say that we're no longer together. We've
Speaker 1: broken up. I'm just such a fucking sap I hate
Speaker 1: Do you want to cry?
Speaker 6: Oh, sweetie, give.
Speaker 10: It's a cattle.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have to have no lie.
Speaker 5: But of course, because Cherry is such a fucking catch.
Speaker 3: It wasn't long before.
Speaker 5: The gorgeous Saint Stephen arrived.
Speaker 13: Idiots, it's J's new mystery man.
Speaker 1: His name is Stephen.
Speaker 6: I'm crying already.
Speaker 1: Why am I crying?
Speaker 6: Just about Stephen?
Speaker 1: He's just so cute, that's so beautiful. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm crying. I think it's all of it.
Speaker 6: Wait to hear this bit. Okay, it's J's new mystery man.
Speaker 1: His name is Stephen. He's beautiful, he's so gorgeous and
Speaker 1: so cute. He's so sweet.
Speaker 3: Thank fuck, what an upgrade.
Speaker 1: Thank god, somebody gripped. Yeah, love it?
Speaker 6: Carrying on it? You need a moment?
Speaker 1: No, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 6: We haven't got long left, okay, right.
Speaker 4: And just as both Mitchell's found love, they decided.
Speaker 5: To break all of our fucking hearts with this bombshell.
Speaker 6: After five years of Is It just Me, we've decided
Speaker 6: that we won't be coming back next here. We're certainly
Speaker 6: not leaving because we don't love it anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we have gone through so much partners, love, heartbreak.
Speaker 8: I got a cat med cheers to Connie.
Speaker 3: And so that's it.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's really fucking over.
Speaker 1: After building a wonderful community of idiots over their.
Speaker 5: Two hundred and fifty five episodes, Is It just Me
Speaker 5: is today saying I'm up one last time. And I
Speaker 5: would just like to say a huge thank you to
Speaker 5: Mitchell Coombs and Mitch Chury for having me come on
Speaker 5: for the last few seasons. It's been an honor and
Speaker 5: a pre fledge to be a part of this show.
Speaker 5: I love you very much.
Speaker 3: And Jenna and Sam too. Misfits.
Speaker 5: I love you both, and you idiots have embraced me
Speaker 5: and my fat ass and I cannot express how grateful.
Speaker 3: And appreciative I am for all of you.
Speaker 5: And now for one last time, I guess this has
Speaker 5: been roving reporter Oscar. Back to your slats in the studio.
Speaker 1: Why, oh wow, that's so sweet. Oh I loved that,
Speaker 1: very emotional.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta give it. Actually I don't have to.
Speaker 6: I want to because we paid for it. I want
Speaker 6: to give a shout out to Don from USA who
Speaker 6: put that together. It's a fucking audio wizard.
Speaker 1: Amazing best there is in this country. That was so.
Speaker 6: Honestly, can we just rewind that bit here where he
Speaker 6: goes and that effect on the end, Oh, that nearly
Speaker 6: I haven't cried yet, but that nearly got me.
Speaker 3: Just that. Back to your slats in the studio.
Speaker 1: The echo, the moisture on that kiss.
Speaker 6: Wow, was there anything in that little bitch rare that
Speaker 6: you'd forgotten had happened?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Everything? Everything? The rug sniffing is the most recent thing,
Speaker 1: and I forgot that.
Speaker 6: I think the Titanic thing might have been the most recent.
Speaker 8: Really, you gifted us gifts from the museum I.
Speaker 6: Went to Titanic form in like fifth that was this year. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Tyler Swift and see for me that was like three
Speaker 6: years ago. My fastic of time is so off. Oh
Speaker 6: my god, God, we sounded so young, Mitch. I don't
Speaker 6: hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate it. We were kids.
Speaker 6: It's not like I'm rugged and masculine now. But joseps
Speaker 6: he needed fucking punch in the threat that.
Speaker 1: Kids like performing so much more. I know we were
Speaker 1: putting on a version of ourselves that I think we
Speaker 1: thought we had to.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Now we we just stran things up and nunch but
Speaker 6: now we've just sort of settled relaxed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we've grown up exactly. That was beautiful.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you for having a Porto oscar. We've loved
Speaker 6: your contributions to the podcast too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, Chilgen and we have to say
Speaker 1: contracept you've diaphragm Sam for the early seasons when we
Speaker 1: had our.
Speaker 8: Sam Misfits and oh yeah the Misuits Misfits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, shout out to Samy for his time
Speaker 1: on the show. Wow. That was emotional.
Speaker 6: All right, huh, but we're not done yet. We've got
Speaker 6: plenty more to get through, should we keep cracking.
Speaker 1: Yeah's let through, Let's go.
Speaker 7: It's just Me a podcast by a couple of mitches, Mitch, Mitchell, Jenna.
Speaker 10: It is Bridy Carter here.
Speaker 2: I just want to send you all my love and
Speaker 2: congratulations on everything that you've done. And it's a massive
Speaker 2: achievement creating a podcast and being in it. And I
Speaker 2: believe that podcast is ending, which might be a great
Speaker 2: relief because it's been a lot of work after many years,
Speaker 2: or it might be with great sadness. I'm not sure anyway,
Speaker 2: whichever is happening. It's really good for change to happen
Speaker 2: and to get onto new things and clear some space
Speaker 2: for new dreams to come in.
Speaker 1: So I hope that's happening.
Speaker 2: Or whatever your plans are, if you have some more none,
Speaker 2: I'm sure good things shall come to pass, because that's
Speaker 2: just what happens in life, isn't it. You just keep
Speaker 2: moving forward and riding that next big wave, whatever that is.
Speaker 7: Love by wow, oh my God said my name?
Speaker 1: How little she knew about us? Mitches. You guys are
Speaker 1: ending this as such good friends, or maybe you're not
Speaker 1: reading this on such a sad note, or maybe it's good.
Speaker 6: I thought it was nice I love that so much.
Speaker 1: I love She's like, you know it doors opens whenever
Speaker 1: change happens, bigger and better things on the horizon. Didn't
Speaker 1: she not act again? After Mcloud's Daughters, Bits.
Speaker 6: And Peaces, she was in some Channel seven show with
Speaker 6: the guy from Back to.
Speaker 1: The Rafts for her. Oh that was beautiful, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, I claimed Variety.
Speaker 6: Carter, Jenna, how are you feeling? Are you? Are you
Speaker 6: feeling like a little rummage right now?
Speaker 8: I'm full?
Speaker 6: We better unpacked some of dunk. Yes, let's guy.
Speaker 3: Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk.
Speaker 1: Shall we?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: Jen's junk normally is where mine and Churi's shited gems
Speaker 6: go to die, because we're like, we're not going to
Speaker 6: bring that up on the podcast. It's not that interesting
Speaker 6: a talking point.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of ideas aren't worthy for the
Speaker 1: main episode, and.
Speaker 6: Then I get salvaged out of Jenis junk. Today it
Speaker 6: is the idiot's junk, because, as I've said, we get
Speaker 6: a lot of people writing in wanting to come on
Speaker 6: the phone with there is it just me and I
Speaker 6: would love to get to all of you, but we
Speaker 6: quiet simply can't, In fact, can I just say, I
Speaker 6: feel really guilty because, like part of my new diversity
Speaker 6: of the ADHD, one of the things that comes with
Speaker 6: that is like rejection sensitivity. And so I feel really
Speaker 6: bad for anyone out there who's ever sent us the
Speaker 6: text asking to come on the show and maybe we
Speaker 6: haven't gotten back to you or haven't been able to
Speaker 6: line up the schedule. So I just if that had
Speaker 6: happened to me, I'd reached out to my favorite podcast
Speaker 6: and it didn't work, i'd feel a bit cut. So
Speaker 6: everyone out there that's ever sent in it is it
Speaker 6: just me. It's not because we thought it was shit
Speaker 6: that we didn't get you one. Sometimes it really is
Speaker 6: the luck of the draw, isn't it.
Speaker 1: And also I'm the one choosing them, guy, Yeah, inherently
Speaker 1: very lazy.
Speaker 6: So part of why you choose them because I can't
Speaker 6: deal with the guilt. I wish I could get everyone.
Speaker 1: On now, I'm fine with it. I don't because no,
Speaker 1: I'm rational. Like you said, Mitch, there's no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 6: It really is. Just scroll through the text messages, scroll
Speaker 6: through the Instagram, pick one at random if they're available. Great.
Speaker 6: We've never looked at a message and thought, No that shit.
Speaker 1: No, never not one.
Speaker 6: So don't be disheartened if we haven't gotten you one.
Speaker 6: But we've got a bunch to get through. Some that
Speaker 6: never made it on the show. Let's die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7: Should things still process on weekends? Like when they say
Speaker 7: one to three business days packages should also come on weekend?
Speaker 6: I agree? Yeah, I fucking basically work weekends with this podcast.
Speaker 6: Why can't everyone else? What makes it not a business day?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I kind of like the there's a like it's
Speaker 1: demanded that the weekend is rest like otherwise you're just
Speaker 1: everyone's beholden to the man. Well, everyone's working for a
Speaker 1: big companies. Like I think it's nice that two days
Speaker 1: off is a universal thing for God's sake.
Speaker 8: By the way, No, that was anonymous.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, all right, didn't put their name with it,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 7: Next one, Jess says, are ladies called Sue either the
Speaker 7: sweetest people alive or absolute mole.
Speaker 6: Ladies called Sue? I don't know if I've met any
Speaker 6: ladies called Sue. We'll bring to mind.
Speaker 1: I only have a really sweet suit. She's a family friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's really she's so sweet, like very kind.
Speaker 6: Oh, wait, I have met a sue. She was gorgeous
Speaker 6: at my bugging out comedy show. She doesn't need to
Speaker 6: get to.
Speaker 1: Really yeah yeah, yeah, No, I don't know a mole sue.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that the same can be said
Speaker 1: for every name. Yes, Like there's bitches that are mitches
Speaker 1: and then there's really kind bitch.
Speaker 6: It's just trying to say there's no middle ground, either
Speaker 6: sweet or sour. Yeah, yeah, like an amaretto sour of course,
Speaker 6: no doubt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, next dive back.
Speaker 8: It's freshly linked cat. The best smell in the world. Yes,
Speaker 8: ain on.
Speaker 1: Yes, anonymous text? Right, okay, what yes, explain your cat.
Speaker 8: No, when the cat licks themselves and you go and
Speaker 8: smell it, it smells so good.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever noticed that.
Speaker 1: Explain it to Stedge.
Speaker 8: It just smells like just nice and comforting.
Speaker 6: Because I got to say, I don't love the smell
Speaker 6: of Isabella's breath.
Speaker 1: Is it true that cats are self cleaning like that act?
Speaker 1: What is it them cleaning up their fur so clean?
Speaker 6: I do still have to brush her to get rid
Speaker 6: of a lot of the hair, and then I put
Speaker 6: this leave in shampoos stuff because of a dandruff, so
Speaker 6: she's not that self.
Speaker 7: Cleaning Connie is I can't. I can't brush her because
Speaker 7: she thinks it's a game.
Speaker 6: So Connie is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Connie is insane. I'll say it once, I'll
Speaker 1: say it again. That cat tried to kill me when
Speaker 1: I came to your house. She went full mission impossible
Speaker 1: trying to kill me, and even your mom was like,
Speaker 1: that's abnormal for her.
Speaker 6: So hang on the freshly licked cat. I don't understand
Speaker 6: how that could smell good because isn't that just their saliva.
Speaker 8: That intertwined with their furs? Just beautiful.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we've taken that clean approach. Could
Speaker 1: there be a world where this question is actually r rated?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: Freshly leaked? Pause?
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it's dirty.
Speaker 6: Let's dive back in.
Speaker 8: I'm back.
Speaker 7: Is there nothing better than getting into fresh sheets with
Speaker 7: shaved legs?
Speaker 6: Ah? Yes, I love that feeling.
Speaker 1: I've never had it.
Speaker 6: I really forget about that feeling, and then when it happens, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yes, it's beautiful.
Speaker 7: So it's from anonymous, but they said, maybe add that
Speaker 7: to your list of things better than drugs and dick
Speaker 7: I'm popping that.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, but put it on the last one is
Speaker 1: us because.
Speaker 6: We've also got our contributions to the list, like the
Speaker 6: crunch of an apple fresh bed linens already on there.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, a nice cool breathe beautiful high fiber shit.
Speaker 1: That's They've been quite low fiber recently too. I need
Speaker 1: to get I need to back up them. Oh dear,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 7: Next one, Jenna Dan says, is it impossible to get
Speaker 7: a massage in Sydney without being offered a hand jump?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Yes? Dan?
Speaker 6: We're not saying it is impossible?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, yes Dan, It's possible, he said, Is
Speaker 1: it possible?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is it impossible to get a massage of that being
Speaker 6: offered a hand job in Sydney?
Speaker 1: It's not impossible. I get massages all the time, once
Speaker 1: a month, and I never get I've never been offered
Speaker 1: a happy ending.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever even had a massage in Sydney.
Speaker 6: It's more of like a holiday thing I do. I've
Speaker 6: been thinking of treating myself to one next week. It's
Speaker 6: like a just finishing the podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you have private health insurance?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can just claim it on.
Speaker 6: That oh easy. What if they offer me a hand
Speaker 6: job that's never happened to me. I doubt they would, but.
Speaker 7: Like, I've been to massage places and on the front
Speaker 7: it's like, we do not offer sexual services.
Speaker 6: Really, yes, they probably have to say that.
Speaker 1: I've had weird experiences in massage parlors. I don't even
Speaker 1: think I spoke about it on this show, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know another one. But on this one, on this massage,
Speaker 1: the lady goes to me, Oh, you remind me of
Speaker 1: my brother, and I'm like, oh, that's so lovely. When's
Speaker 1: your brother handsome? Shre He's not handsome, not ugly.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, okay, compliment.
Speaker 1: And then she started massaging me and then she went, yeah,
Speaker 1: here I think he's gay. I was like, really, have
Speaker 1: you asked him? She's like it's too awkward. Well, how
Speaker 1: should I ask him? I'm like, Jesus Christ, like love.
Speaker 6: The whole conversation while you've got the head in the hole. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they're not easy to speaking.
Speaker 7: Jenna would know right now, it's not easy.
Speaker 6: I wonder why Dan keeps getting off with the hand
Speaker 6: jobs repeatedly.
Speaker 1: Dan, maybe you just erect every massage and it's Okay,
Speaker 1: are you gorgeous?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 1: Maybe Dan's like dropped dead gorgeous and people just have
Speaker 1: to touch his dick, all right? Next one, here we go.
Speaker 8: Do you pull the wrong chord every single time you
Speaker 8: go to open or close? Are blind?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I've never got it right in my life.
Speaker 6: If you're putting the blind up, it's the cord closest
Speaker 6: to you. If you're putting it down, it's the caught
Speaker 6: at the back. Is that real?
Speaker 1: Because that's blowing my mind.
Speaker 6: If it's true. I don't know every blind it's like that,
Speaker 6: but that's instinctively what I reach for.
Speaker 1: I just pull whatever lever I can and pray for
Speaker 1: them to pl Sometimes they go up, but it gives
Speaker 1: me a real fright.
Speaker 6: Do you know it's worse plugging in a USB? Thanks now,
Speaker 6: it doesn't matter what where it goes, but an actual USB,
Speaker 6: the old school one. You're like, uh, wrong way, I'll
Speaker 6: try again. That's also the wrong way the first one
Speaker 6: was and get it right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you had to do it at the funeral with
Speaker 8: the videos that your slide shot and what an ordeal
Speaker 8: that was?
Speaker 1: How was it? Did you have?
Speaker 6: It was?
Speaker 8: It was a hit and I had to upload the
Speaker 8: video to YouTube and share at the unlisted lin Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: because they loved it. I'm getting clients still on the YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it went really well with the family.
Speaker 6: Actually treats funerals like it's a gig.
Speaker 1: Totally.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it went really well.
Speaker 1: Best eulogy in the what was a double dubber restate
Speaker 1: fair right back in the day.
Speaker 7: Here we go, Nancy and Florida says, have you ever
Speaker 7: parked in a parking lot and the car on either
Speaker 7: side of you start to back out and you practically
Speaker 7: have a heart attack thinking that your car is the
Speaker 7: one that's moved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah, I know what you mean. It's like
Speaker 1: you're on a roller coaster.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm like, wow with my hairbrake on. Yeah, yep, totally.
Speaker 1: I've been there, Nancy, and in Florida too. There'd be
Speaker 1: some massive trucks and cars that'd be scary.
Speaker 6: You can tell she's from Florida. The whole parking lot.
Speaker 1: And yeah, parking lot. Oh international, All right, do a couple.
Speaker 7: More, Anthea says, do you feel awkward or like you're
Speaker 7: not allowed to take a sip of your drink when
Speaker 7: you're at the drive through waiting for your food.
Speaker 1: Yes I do. Yeah, yeah, you can't touch that to
Speaker 1: you got your full meals? Rue fucking can now you can't.
Speaker 1: It's it's just the whole meal's not there. You won't
Speaker 1: have a couple of chips if you have a drink.
Speaker 6: That's a stupid rule to put on yourself. Just have
Speaker 6: a sleep if you're thirsty. It's a drive through, there's
Speaker 6: no etiquette.
Speaker 1: I also don't eat my drop my food until I'm
Speaker 1: like on the highway. I want to eat it when
Speaker 1: I'm driving. It's actually a red flag with Stephen. When
Speaker 1: we had our first like drive through date, we got
Speaker 1: it and then there was a pounder. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We were just eating and driving. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I start to eat and open. He's like, what, we're
Speaker 1: going home. We're going home. He's like, I can't even
Speaker 1: possibly eat it in the car.
Speaker 6: Actually, he was like that the whole boken Gate trip. Guys,
Speaker 6: we'll pick up red Rooster, but feel free to eat
Speaker 6: it in the car so we can just keep making time.
Speaker 6: But ah, what was it? He doesn't like to he
Speaker 6: want to, which I feel that because if I eat
Speaker 6: in the car while I'm driving on a road trip,
Speaker 6: I'll usually pull over in the next sound just to
Speaker 6: wash men.
Speaker 1: It would be like a three hour drive with chicken
Speaker 1: salt on your hands. So I do understand where he's
Speaker 1: coming from.
Speaker 6: No, totally anymore junk.
Speaker 8: Yep here.
Speaker 7: Catherine says, does it always feel like the radiologist sees
Speaker 7: the most sinister thing in your body after you have
Speaker 7: an X ray, but they're not allowed to tell you
Speaker 7: the result?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you've said that before, haven't I have it? Look
Speaker 6: how's it looking? They're like, I don't know. I can't
Speaker 6: tell you.
Speaker 1: They can't tell you. I've had one lady like tilted
Speaker 1: like a monitor screen, so I can't see what she seen.
Speaker 8: That's scary.
Speaker 1: I also try to interpret it with my non medically
Speaker 1: trained eye, so I see this is big blob. I'm
Speaker 1: like a cham and then it comes back it's like
Speaker 1: Mitch's lung looks great. Oh that's what that is.
Speaker 6: But do the people taking the photos actually know what
Speaker 6: they're looking at? Can they tell if something wrong? Or
Speaker 6: is that up to someone else's eyes?
Speaker 1: No, no, it is up to someone else's eyes. They
Speaker 1: need to get a radio radiologist them as a radiographer,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And they give you a report. But
Speaker 1: because you do it day in, day out, and you're trained,
Speaker 1: they know when there's then there's something that shouldn't be
Speaker 1: there or something that stands out.
Speaker 6: But they're not allowed to tell you.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed to tell you. And then they're also
Speaker 1: not allowed to write the report. Someone else writes the
Speaker 1: report separately.
Speaker 6: Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1: But it is so scary. I get a lot of
Speaker 1: imaging done and it is it's frightening, and then for
Speaker 1: a couple of days it kind of dawns over you.
Speaker 1: You're like, people know things that I don't know.
Speaker 6: They're talking about me behind my back, talk about my insides,
Speaker 6: my guns.
Speaker 1: All right, go back here can here we go?
Speaker 7: Katie says, was there always a kid in primary school
Speaker 7: that needed to be the one that had to have
Speaker 7: the last clap in assembly?
Speaker 6: I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, people doing
Speaker 6: that on purpose. Yeah, it's like you do hear them
Speaker 6: taper off, and then it's like.
Speaker 1: I have this OCD thing that I do that when
Speaker 1: I clap, I have to get thirteen claps in and
Speaker 1: even if it's like a little clap, like people are like,
Speaker 1: oh nice, I will have to do thirteen. So maybe
Speaker 1: there's like four that I haven't done.
Speaker 8: I'll be like, I think I've noticed you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I clap a lot.
Speaker 6: Really is it just me on the fly? I actually
Speaker 6: can't stand clapping. I will give like three, even if
Speaker 6: it's a fucking standing ovation. I'll just go. Really, everyone
Speaker 6: else that's got a cabin I don't need to be
Speaker 6: there fucking exerting myself.
Speaker 1: Everyone had that mentality, there'd be no applause in the world.
Speaker 6: True, And I'm actually I were sending me as a comedian.
Speaker 6: I just don't clap.
Speaker 1: You want people to clap?
Speaker 6: True?
Speaker 3: All right, what else we got?
Speaker 7: Okay, Rachel says, is the slow lane the fastest because
Speaker 7: no one moves over anymore?
Speaker 6: Yep, that's actually true.
Speaker 1: Is the slow lane the fastest? Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6: Sometimes it is quicker to zip into this low lane,
Speaker 6: just briefly to overtake someone.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, because the others are clogged. I was
Speaker 1: behind someone driving so slowly in the fast line, and
Speaker 1: I thought they mustn't be from this. They mustn't be
Speaker 1: from here, because in other countries it's the left, like
Speaker 1: a America, the left fast lanes left. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: they must be an international traveler.
Speaker 6: I also just hate being in the fast lane and
Speaker 6: I'm doing the speed limit and then someone behind me
Speaker 6: gets shitty because they want to go faster. I'm like,
Speaker 6: it's actually, you're not really meant to go any faster
Speaker 6: than this. Why are you over taking me and flashing
Speaker 6: your lights and shiit?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I find people annoying that go exactly the speed limit
Speaker 1: because you know it's a fast lane. No, you know
Speaker 1: it's no. But just because you want to go exactly
Speaker 1: one on it doesn't mean that other people can't go
Speaker 1: a little bit faster. What about Stephen driving? He just
Speaker 1: kept screaming whenever they'd be like someone behind him or
Speaker 1: he'd veer. There were a couple of close calls with
Speaker 1: Stephen driving on me.
Speaker 6: He was really good at multitasking. He was looking for
Speaker 6: bloody windmills that he.
Speaker 1: Was trying to find windmills, and he almost bearing off
Speaker 1: the road. I was like, calm down, I know he did.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Stephen, stop veering.
Speaker 6: Thank god, I've got that lane. Is this thing again, Jenn,
Speaker 6: go goay, here we go?
Speaker 7: Harry says, is there nothing more humiliating than carrying toilet
Speaker 7: paper through the supermarket?
Speaker 8: Stop looking at me. Yes, I shit, so do you?
Speaker 1: I agree?
Speaker 6: Especially when you get one of these giant packs. It's like,
Speaker 6: how much shitty you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're stuck it up And I.
Speaker 6: Order them online actually, but they don't even bother. If
Speaker 6: you get toilet paper on Amazon, they don't even bother
Speaker 6: putting in a box or anything. It just arrived as
Speaker 6: it is with your name on it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you grocery shop on Amazon.
Speaker 6: Not like I wouldn't get fucking spinach of Amazon. But
Speaker 6: now like that, like a toilet paper.
Speaker 1: I think there's another shortage and toilet paper at the moment,
Speaker 1: what's another one.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of shortages, strikes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so I guess what else is embarrassing to carry?
Speaker 6: I think toilet paper is the biggest one.
Speaker 1: Oh, lou Buying loube is so awkward because you're always
Speaker 1: going just for loup. If it's in with a grocery shop,
Speaker 1: it always stands out too.
Speaker 6: Like if anyone's much attention, do you ever look at
Speaker 6: what other people are buying?
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, I'm all mean for the checkout
Speaker 1: cheek she's like self serveys, No, no, I go through
Speaker 1: I like this give keep them in point, but she'd
Speaker 1: be always having spagetti big knais, oh beegborganyon. Oh lovely,
Speaker 1: he's buying some hams.
Speaker 6: It all before. They're not thinking that deeply.
Speaker 1: I don't think all right, Gena, come on a couple
Speaker 1: of here we go, Chelsea says.
Speaker 8: Do you feel like people stand way too close to
Speaker 8: you on escalators even though there is no one else
Speaker 8: on there?
Speaker 6: Oh, this goes back to the fucking fast lane thing.
Speaker 6: You know what fucks me off? Well, you know there's
Speaker 6: like almost two lanes on an escalator. On the left
Speaker 6: your standing still. On the right, you're walking, and then
Speaker 6: there's always one dickhead locking the walking lane and I'm
Speaker 6: in a rush and they just don't get the hint
Speaker 6: and they're like, Hi, sorry, excuse me. They don't bloody move.
Speaker 1: If you've got a kid, move them to the left,
Speaker 1: or I'll do it for you. Kids always just standing
Speaker 1: there looking up and I want to get around you.
Speaker 6: Especially if I'm carrying a box or something. But I'm
Speaker 6: going to knock this kid out, so I would suggest
Speaker 6: you move it.
Speaker 1: If I'm walking up or down, not morm we up escalator.
Speaker 1: I'm in a hurry, and I'm walking in the fast
Speaker 1: right lane and there's someone at the end that is
Speaker 1: stuck in the far right lane. I will get so
Speaker 1: close to the back of their neck and breathe down it,
Speaker 1: just so they know that they have stopped me from
Speaker 1: going where I wanted to go. Bath threatening and I
Speaker 1: have my bags from dusk and fucking ku Kai flatten
Speaker 1: the about so they can hear me behind the.
Speaker 6: I've got Kouka in the brain.
Speaker 1: At the moment, all we can think of it. I
Speaker 1: did Christmas shopping for my family.
Speaker 6: All right, what else we got anymore? Jump to go?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jess says, is blowing your nose and clearing everything
Speaker 7: better than drugs and dicks?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: It's a nice feeling.
Speaker 6: You know, you can feel it's a bit clogged, and
Speaker 6: you blow long enough that you get that big one.
Speaker 6: You feel it go about. It goes clean as a whistle.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I use that what is that flow thing the nose?
Speaker 6: It also use that just because it's good to have
Speaker 6: a refresh. It's not even blocked, and it's like, let's
Speaker 6: do a cleanse.
Speaker 1: Of the nose.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The sinus. I have really bad sinus problems that all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, like you even commented on it in
Speaker 1: Boging Gate, might like constantly stuff there's nothing in there,
Speaker 1: They're just in fline.
Speaker 6: I can't remember if I mentioned this in the episode
Speaker 6: we did in bog and Gate, But for like half
Speaker 6: an hour, I thought that I'd sprung a leak in
Speaker 6: my tire. But it was this Mitchell's nostrils whistling. It
Speaker 6: wasn't a whistle. It was like a which sounded like
Speaker 6: air coming out of a tire child bloody hell. But
Speaker 6: because it went on sporadically for half an hour, I
Speaker 6: just kept hearing everything out.
Speaker 9: Was it? Yep?
Speaker 6: It was your nostrils.
Speaker 1: Sorry, all right, Jenna? How many mony few more?
Speaker 7: Maddie says, should facing anywhere but forwards in a lift
Speaker 7: be punishable by law?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so awkward. What sociopath stands to the side
Speaker 1: of a lift?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 6: Because there's a mirror at the back. I've got to
Speaker 6: chip my hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're there with a group of people, if
Speaker 1: you're in there with a group of people.
Speaker 6: But I don't think they would think I'm being rude
Speaker 6: because they can tell that I'm checking myself out.
Speaker 1: In the mirror. I agree.
Speaker 6: If there was no mirror and I just turned my
Speaker 6: back on them, what the fun?
Speaker 1: But even like say you're facing the opening of the door,
Speaker 1: even if you turn to your right or your left
Speaker 1: and just stare at the side like that, they put.
Speaker 6: The railing on the side. It's like to lean against that,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kid, isn't it funny that we all have like
Speaker 1: escalator class and lift it again? How do we all
Speaker 1: know this stuff? It's all unspoken.
Speaker 7: I jump back in dinner, Here we go, Lisa says,
Speaker 7: do you absolutely hate when in just tap their nails
Speaker 7: on products and things?
Speaker 6: Hey, you shut up, Lisa. If you've got them, tap them,
Speaker 6: you don't tap them.
Speaker 1: You would never tap on your Dinnerly, you can't tap
Speaker 1: on chicken?
Speaker 8: Can you tap on it?
Speaker 6: Bloody will? If you've got the real fucking long now
Speaker 6: my nails, your natural nails, Yes they are, They're my
Speaker 6: real nails.
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coombs is wearing painted gem color yellow yellow pink.
Speaker 6: Look at this, I broken nail. That one is completely sad,
Speaker 6: just hanging on by a thread.
Speaker 1: I don't even have nails, but that makes me cringe.
Speaker 6: I hate that polish is the only thing holding it
Speaker 6: there is.
Speaker 1: That your actual nail to actual feeling.
Speaker 6: It's huge, But yeah, I love it. It's satisfying to
Speaker 6: tap on things like that's fun.
Speaker 8: It's quite sad Sky.
Speaker 6: It is actually getting to the point with my nails
Speaker 6: that I'm going to have to give them a little
Speaker 6: trim drin because it's getting hard to do things. Typing
Speaker 6: on my laptop here becoming a bit of a nightmare
Speaker 6: using touch screens impossible. I'm gonna have to trim them back.
Speaker 6: But I'm like, look, how far over come. I'm so
Speaker 6: proud of them.
Speaker 1: They look nice and they actually look like like a
Speaker 1: cylic sticks. Yea, all right, Jenner back in.
Speaker 7: Do you wonder why it's okay that we bury people
Speaker 7: as long as it's in a box, but without one,
Speaker 7: it's frowned upon?
Speaker 6: And then like, you have to put people in a
Speaker 6: coffin before you bury them. You can't just let them
Speaker 6: raw dog the earth. Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Can you not just dump someone in a hole and say, look,
Speaker 1: we really weren't doing quite well for money towards the end?
Speaker 6: Imagine if that was someone's dying wish, like, no, just
Speaker 6: chuck me in the ground. Still in a cemetery still
Speaker 6: in the hole. Still put a park up the top.
Speaker 6: But I don't need a coffin. I think it's a
Speaker 6: low surely to the coffin.
Speaker 1: I also think you can do biodegradable things now. You
Speaker 1: can do cardboard you know, caskets.
Speaker 8: Like account Yeah they're not they're not traditional cardboard boxes
Speaker 8: like they're actually heavy grade.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is it just me on the fly? Do you
Speaker 1: think like burials coming back around?
Speaker 6: Hey? You reckon Information had a moment.
Speaker 1: Information had a real moment. But I feel like a
Speaker 1: burial could be coming back. Jenny, you've died a few
Speaker 1: times once.
Speaker 6: I very Yeah, you've been cremated too, when your multiple lives.
Speaker 8: Yes, but too much fun with cremation. I like thing,
Speaker 8: you got it?
Speaker 6: I actually forgot that. That was the running joke on
Speaker 6: this podcast. Jenna living multiple.
Speaker 1: Lives know that. Yeah, yeah, come on, dive back in.
Speaker 1: Oh she's gone deep.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, this one will says, is it just me
Speaker 8: or a Hickey's fucked?
Speaker 1: Will we get it? You have sex?
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Jenna was there when I came to
Speaker 6: work with my first hickey and I had a scarf
Speaker 6: on trying to cover it.
Speaker 8: Itweet that It was.
Speaker 6: Like a fun novelty when you're in your early twenties
Speaker 6: and you're like, oh my god, my first hickey. Wow,
Speaker 6: But like, how fucking thoughtless to do that to someone now?
Speaker 6: Like how inconvenience?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember my first hickey.
Speaker 6: You gave it to you.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who it was. I really don't. I
Speaker 1: wasn't out yet, girl or guy. It was a guy,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know who to call. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I called. I called all the women in my
Speaker 1: life for makeup advice. Yeah, until Lisha, our friends, I
Speaker 1: do you remember this? Yeah? To Alicia? Help Because I
Speaker 1: had a family wedding.
Speaker 6: Where was it right on my neck?
Speaker 1: And my family did not know that I was gay,
Speaker 1: and they also didn't think I was sexually active. They
Speaker 1: all thought it was asexual probably, so I'm like, I
Speaker 1: need to cover it up. So I had this massive
Speaker 1: hickey covered up on my neck. But now all the
Speaker 1: cousins they all worked it out.
Speaker 6: See what is It? Kind of fun as a novelty
Speaker 6: at first, but then you're like, oh god, how annoying.
Speaker 1: It's such a power move. Yeah, because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm having sex. Look at me. Go, I got a Hickey.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they might have been part of me when I
Speaker 6: had mine and Jen and I were working together that thought, Actually,
Speaker 6: fuck it, I'm taking this scarf off. I want people
Speaker 6: to notice. I'm like, look at my nack.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Jenner, get back.
Speaker 8: Chrystal says, do you get a whole different persona when
Speaker 8: you put sunglasses on?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the continess pops out? Yeah yeah, yeah, ready, I'll
Speaker 1: put them up. Okay, Oh these were a great fine.
Speaker 1: These are vintage Gucci at Vinnie's and there are one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. But I scratched off the O on the sticker.
Speaker 1: Paid ten.
Speaker 6: Hundred bucks is a bit stiff for Viny's.
Speaker 1: Isn't it vintage Gucci? It's vintage. It's so much cooler now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 6: What else we got in the giant?
Speaker 8: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: Monique says, our espresso Martini's overrated.
Speaker 6: You know there are a godsend when you need a
Speaker 6: bit of a pick me up, really espress. I would
Speaker 6: only ever do it. I wouldn't do it for the taste.
Speaker 6: I don't only ever do it if I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm a bit sleepy and I've got to go to
Speaker 6: this event, because it's like an obligation or whatever. I
Speaker 6: just have one and that'll pick me up. Then that's
Speaker 6: all I n I would never I've never bring all
Speaker 6: the one Jesus Christ, I get violent.
Speaker 1: They're not They're not for me. I don't like them.
Speaker 1: I love coffee, but they do nothing for me.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't like it. I don't like you hate them.
Speaker 6: I don't like to stick to the amoretto. I reckon.
Speaker 6: But yeah, back in the Junke.
Speaker 8: Holly says, do you ever think there should be pet
Speaker 8: ambulances just like we have for humans.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a really sweet thing.
Speaker 6: How do we know that's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Well, it probably is. I know pet ambulances exist, pet.
Speaker 1: I'm not ambulances pet.
Speaker 8: PEP call emergency hospital, emergency vets.
Speaker 1: I should say that exists.
Speaker 6: It's like mobile vets, emergency pet transport. But they probably
Speaker 6: just take them to the bet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there would be. I'm sure remember a wires back
Speaker 1: in the day where if you found a possum in
Speaker 1: the backyard, it exists.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I found a pigeon that was obviously hurt and I
Speaker 8: called them and they said just let it go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw a rainbow so hard. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've told you this story. I was walking with my
Speaker 1: friend Keisha in Bondai and we were walking and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you hear. I was like, what was that?
Speaker 1: And then I kind of kept walking and she was like, oh, nothing,
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, I can still hear squeeching. Turn
Speaker 1: around and there's a rainbow lorikeet there on the ground.
Speaker 1: She stood on it. And then I said, oh, I
Speaker 1: think you stood on this rainbow kitchen And I didn't.
Speaker 1: It was like that, and I'm like, oh, I think
Speaker 1: you stood on that. Oh no, no, we'll just call wires.
Speaker 1: And been hit by a car I'm sure had like
Speaker 1: van's shoe soul print on its face. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so let me call wires. And they're like, oh, just
Speaker 1: leave it.
Speaker 6: What are they even acting if they're gonna tell me?
Speaker 1: But just they do one bats and a kidnaps, and
Speaker 1: they do crocodiles, and they got.
Speaker 8: To prioritize birds are meaningful too.
Speaker 1: Of course, and I don't want to. I don't want to,
Speaker 1: you know, degrade the lives of birds. But they've got
Speaker 1: a small staff. If it's a quiet night, I'm sure
Speaker 1: that lorikeet, but what can you do for a lokey?
Speaker 1: You're not going to put it in a splint?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And also who's paying the bills?
Speaker 1: Paying dollars?
Speaker 6: No, I'm saying right anymore, don't let's keep going, Let's keep.
Speaker 7: Alicia says, does the old lady who serves you at
Speaker 7: the op shop always love what you're buying?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Always, that's gorgeous, honey, you should get that for sure? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, only ten bucks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just all the time. I went to the venders
Speaker 1: the other day and some lady was like, I have
Speaker 1: that sweater on you. It's been all waiting if it's
Speaker 1: been here waiting for you? Like, geez, all right, eight bucks.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to break the bank.
Speaker 6: When are you ever going to see the day that
Speaker 6: they go hate that?
Speaker 1: I wonder if future and some people would though it
Speaker 1: would Yeah, I reckon. They're not on commission as well.
Speaker 8: I just they're just there it volunteers.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right, What else he does?
Speaker 7: Aaron says, does the word freezer burn for things that
Speaker 7: are over frozen in the fridge make no sense?
Speaker 8: It's either frozen or burnt.
Speaker 6: But the feeling you get on the skin is that
Speaker 6: of a burn. Yeah, it's weird, it's heat. Oh fuck,
Speaker 6: I just ran my fingers through my hair and that
Speaker 6: snapped nail just got stuck.
Speaker 1: When you bite your nail and your bait too much
Speaker 1: off and then you got to bite it again.
Speaker 6: It's just like, look how far back it's snapped, not
Speaker 6: much nail left.
Speaker 3: You have to pull that off.
Speaker 6: I'll deal with that later. Sorry, carry on with the judge.
Speaker 3: I just do one more.
Speaker 6: We gotta move on.
Speaker 7: Jenny says, are you a really loud person in real
Speaker 7: life but then really quiet at a comedy shot?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Again my own words enemy. I don't really laugh at
Speaker 6: comedy shows. Yeah, I just internally go. I liked that
Speaker 6: they make it really fun. I'm like, I just not go.
Speaker 6: That was good. But I never just go.
Speaker 9: Nah.
Speaker 6: I am my own worth enemy because I need people
Speaker 6: to laugh out loud at my shows. And if I
Speaker 6: saw someone just sitting there not laughing, I'd be like,
Speaker 6: what's up your last?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I am actually the same. I'm not a naturally
Speaker 1: crazy laugher, but like at your show, not that you
Speaker 1: needed it. When I'm at a show, I will put
Speaker 1: on my big laugh because I want people to know
Speaker 1: that it's appreciated.
Speaker 6: I know I heard you. You were right down the
Speaker 6: back when you came to one of my comedy shows.
Speaker 6: I did hear the occasional you love a single heart,
Speaker 6: don't you?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 6: It's anyway again, thank you to everyone who's ever scenting
Speaker 6: and is it just me? For some I'm sorry we
Speaker 6: couldn't get you all on the podcast. I would have
Speaker 6: loved to, but alas here we are.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, idiots, and thank you for sending
Speaker 1: those in. They were brilliant.
Speaker 6: It's actually one of my favorite parts of the week
Speaker 6: is chatting to idiots.
Speaker 10: So thank you.
Speaker 1: Agree with me too?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 6: It's okay, nearly time to wrap things. God, we said
Speaker 6: that we were going to say a speech each. I
Speaker 6: love that that rhyme.
Speaker 1: See, yeah, well this was your idea to do a
Speaker 1: speech each.
Speaker 6: Yes, because we're very silly and conversation or we might
Speaker 6: not get around to saying the things we actually want
Speaker 6: to say. We're treating it like it's a twenty first
Speaker 6: birthday already. I've got this dumb sound effect and then
Speaker 6: you fucking love a sound effect. Yeah, so you can
Speaker 6: really commit to the theater of the mind. Ready, Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? So so? I mean I've written one
Speaker 1: some of you Jenna. Have you written yours? Mitch, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 6: This is like the first episode of this podcast. I've
Speaker 6: ever felt properly nervous beforehand. Really, I'm so I don't
Speaker 6: know what the best approach is. Go first, I think
Speaker 6: go first. I don't want to go first, nap shot,
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: You have to, right?
Speaker 6: Do you want to go first?
Speaker 8: Okay, I'll go first.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to get one app hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: so stressed. I've got some viagra left over, I mean
Speaker 1: my speech. Okay, Jenna, are you ready to go?
Speaker 8: I'm ready.
Speaker 6: I want to do it in that costume YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be on visual record.
Speaker 9: It.
Speaker 6: You could leave the motor against if you want. Okay,
Speaker 6: I'll leave me go.
Speaker 8: I'm ready.
Speaker 6: Okay, commit to the bit. Bye?
Speaker 8: Thank you everyone. Wow? Where do I even begin looking
Speaker 8: back on the last five years of my life? It's
Speaker 8: hard to find the right words to capture everything this
Speaker 8: experience has meant to me. Being a part of Is
Speaker 8: It Just Me has been more than just a podcast.
Speaker 8: It's been a journey, one filled with laughter, growth, challenges,
Speaker 8: and friendships that I'll carry with me forever. I'll never
Speaker 8: forget the crazy moments like recording in a coffin.
Speaker 7: A bin or in a straight jacket, moments, moments that
Speaker 7: were wild and ridiculous but also so full of joy.
Speaker 7: Those are the memories that will always make me smile.
Speaker 7: But the truth is, what made this experience truly unforgettable
Speaker 7: were the people I got to share with them with
Speaker 7: Mitchell and Mitch, you both in my family. Over these years,
Speaker 7: We've laughed together, supported each other, and created something incredibly special.
Speaker 7: What started as a podcast quickly turned into a bond
Speaker 7: that goes beyond the show. And I can't put into
Speaker 7: words how much it means to me to have you
Speaker 7: both by my side. You made those hours every week
Speaker 7: feel like home and I'll always treasure that. And then
Speaker 7: there's the idiots. You are the heart of everything we did.
Speaker 7: Your messages, your passion, your unwavering support, and the way
Speaker 7: you connected with us made this whole experience so much
Speaker 7: more than just a show. I'm beyond grateful to each
Speaker 7: and every one of you. You are the best people
Speaker 7: I've ever had the privilege of knowing, and I will
Speaker 7: carry that with me always. Saying goodbye to this chapter
Speaker 7: is so much harder than I ever imagined. Agreed, after
Speaker 7: five years, it's time to let go, but I can't
Speaker 7: help but feel so incredibly lucky. Lucky to have experienced
Speaker 7: all of this with the Mitches, lucky to have shared
Speaker 7: it with the idiots, and lucky to have had the
Speaker 7: chance to be part of something so meaningful. Though this
Speaker 7: chapter is closing, I know the friendships will never end.
Speaker 7: Mitch Mitchell, We're in this for life. I'm excited to
Speaker 7: see where life takes us next, but I know that
Speaker 7: no matter what happens, I'll always have you both in
Speaker 7: my corner. To the Mitchell's, to the Idiots, the Misfits,
Speaker 7: riving Reporter, Oscar, and contraceptive Die from Sam, and to
Speaker 7: everyone who's been part of this journey, thank you from.
Speaker 8: The bottom of my heart. Thank you for being with me,
Speaker 8: for supporting me, and for making these years the most
Speaker 8: unforgettable ones of my life. I'll miss this more than
Speaker 8: I can say, but I'll never forget what we've built together.
Speaker 8: Here's to the future, and never forgetting the past.
Speaker 6: Oh that's BEAUTI.
Speaker 1: Will see she's that she's it's a lot more earnest
Speaker 1: that I expected.
Speaker 6: Yeah, why what's what's the tonywits mine?
Speaker 1: Mine is very serious. But it's just in the being
Speaker 1: in the room. It's just it's hard.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I stumbled over some words.
Speaker 1: I was marus, It's okay. We're all in that situation.
Speaker 1: I don't like to prepare anything. I can go next
Speaker 1: if you want. Yeah, I just don't like preparing things.
Speaker 1: I don't do well with written. I like to fly
Speaker 1: by the seat of my pants and I'm like that.
Speaker 6: If you want to wing this speech, no I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, let me read what I've written.
Speaker 6: Hang on, commit to the bit here. We're at a party.
Speaker 6: You want to interrupt and say an ansky words?
Speaker 1: Hello? Everyone? Have you If you had told me years
Speaker 1: ago that I would be standing here as your wife,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have believed you.
Speaker 8: But look at us, g said Michel.
Speaker 1: This is to the idiots, call it naive, But I
Speaker 1: never thought it was possible for me to cultivate a
Speaker 1: group of listeners like we have with you guys. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's me coming from radio and not having an intimate
Speaker 1: connection with the audience, or at least feeling that way,
Speaker 1: or maybe it's just that you are incredibly brilliant. You
Speaker 1: have uplifted me in my darkest of times and have
Speaker 1: made coming into the studio for the last five years
Speaker 1: so incredibly worth it. You are the reason we make
Speaker 1: this podcast. So to the idiots, Thank you to each
Speaker 1: and every one of you here. Thank you to Jenna,
Speaker 1: our fearless third wheel. Oh no, I'm going to get sad.
Speaker 17: Oh God, my laugh track and my north star. I
Speaker 17: couldn't have made it through the last five years if
Speaker 17: it weren't for you. You are hand on heart, the
Speaker 17: most genuine I can't read there are tears, the most genuine,
Speaker 17: real and loving person I have in my life. You're
Speaker 17: loyal to a fault and beyond funny, and you don't
Speaker 17: get enough credit on this show for that, but you
Speaker 17: are the glue that holds the three of us together
Speaker 17: from show number one Outside the Studio to episode two
Speaker 17: hundred and fifty five. I can't think of anyone more
Speaker 17: perfect to sit between Mitch and I over the past
Speaker 17: five years. You're wickedly talented and a forever friend. From
Speaker 17: a bin to a coffin to a straight jacket to
Speaker 17: the studio, I love you.
Speaker 3: No tissue.
Speaker 6: Hang on, I grabbed some paper Towns in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I'm crying.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's a what out of bunch?
Speaker 3: Oh it's in my ameritos.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so awful on the eyes. Yeah, so rough,
Speaker 1: it's very rough. Sorry, let me compose myself, all right, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I don't quite know how to put five years of
Speaker 1: connection into words, but I'll give it my best.
Speaker 8: Go.
Speaker 1: You also made me write this ahead of time and
Speaker 1: demanded I didn't you know? Yeah, you said, please write it.
Speaker 1: Only you have that power over me. And that's true.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to anyone except for you. I actually
Speaker 1: do not that there's no one that makes me get
Speaker 1: something done more than Mitchell Kumb's and that's a compliment.
Speaker 1: I want to say thank you. Thank you for holding
Speaker 1: the space for me each and every week to let
Speaker 1: my inner silly goose run free. You helped show me
Speaker 1: that it was possible to channel my chaos into comedy
Speaker 1: and turn my personality into a product. Not into a
Speaker 1: literal sense, but you made me feel as though I
Speaker 1: was worthy of even sitting behind a podcast mike in
Speaker 1: the first place. So thank you for always laughing at
Speaker 1: my jokes sometimes and allowing my undiagnosed ADHD brain to
Speaker 1: let loose. Thank you for your time and hours blared
Speaker 1: into this podcast. It's no secret that without you here
Speaker 1: there wouldn't be two weekly episodes. Well there would be,
Speaker 1: but they would be edited in such a way that
Speaker 1: I would get every laugh because I'd just edited it
Speaker 1: that way. You are a fantastic comic, a brilliant podcaster,
Speaker 1: and an even better friend. Looking back on the last
Speaker 1: five years, you really are only constant in my life,
Speaker 1: and I truly don't think I will realize just how
Speaker 1: special our connection is until we aren't sitting in front
Speaker 1: of these yellow screens together twice a week. You've been
Speaker 1: there with me through love, loss, heartbreak, and so much more,
Speaker 1: and for that, I'm eternally grateful. You're more than my
Speaker 1: co host and my best friend. I will miss I Jim,
Speaker 1: but I will miss my other Mitch more.
Speaker 6: I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of what we've created together, but more
Speaker 1: proud of her friendship forever.
Speaker 10: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Cheers to that, cheers to that.
Speaker 6: Oh this is a longer, It's a lot. Why do
Speaker 6: we really I know. I hate that this was my
Speaker 6: dear because now I don't want to do it. No,
Speaker 6: thank you. That was yeah, that was lovely. Ah, I
Speaker 6: don't want to do that. Okay, I have to We've
Speaker 6: done it ready. Yeah, I'm committing to the b commit
Speaker 6: settle down everyone a bitter shuwish please speech well, well, well,
Speaker 6: I remember when I first met these idiots over five
Speaker 6: years a guy, We've had a good few years, wooden
Speaker 6: change and for anything, this podcast has felt like home
Speaker 6: for me in many ways because it's hard sometimes being
Speaker 6: so fuck I've gone already. Shit, It's hard being so
Speaker 6: far away from your real family. Sometimes sometimes I really
Speaker 6: tired of being on my own having a friend for myself,
Speaker 6: so I lean on my chosen family. I over gorgeous
Speaker 6: bunch of friends off the cloud, but here on the
Speaker 6: cloud too. You people are listening to the podcast as
Speaker 6: a part of my chosen family because if put up
Speaker 6: with all my nonsense, you indulge my bullshit. When I
Speaker 6: get upset about Peter the Rabbit down the broad from
Speaker 6: my apartment dying, I turned it into something on this
Speaker 6: podcast that everyone ate up and indulge, and I just
Speaker 6: like there's no other corner of the Internet that would
Speaker 6: have given the same level of fuck as you. You
Speaker 6: let me be myself, and I know that I'm meant
Speaker 6: to be an influencer. I do hate that word, but
Speaker 6: that's what I meant to be. But the broader internet
Speaker 6: can be a bit scary. Sometimes I worry about putting
Speaker 6: a foot wrong and copying shit from people. But I
Speaker 6: feel really safe on this podcast because I can just
Speaker 6: be myself completely.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell.
Speaker 6: A few years ago, some of you might remember, I
Speaker 6: had a decision to make. I had two podcasts to
Speaker 6: pick from, this one and trash Aally. My mental health
Speaker 6: was in a really bad way at the time and
Speaker 6: I needed one less thing on my plate. Logically, it
Speaker 6: would have made sense to pick trash Aali because it
Speaker 6: would have been less work for me. We had a
Speaker 6: producer than Enitdor, and fucking frankly, I was paid shitload
Speaker 6: more compared to this podcast, And yeah, I chose Is
Speaker 6: it just me? Because I love it so much. It's
Speaker 6: been my passion project for five years. I love making
Speaker 6: this silly little jingles and doing what I can to
Speaker 6: add a little more flavor to the podcast, And sometimes
Speaker 6: I go down real rabbit holes where I hyper fixate
Speaker 6: on little edits I'm trying to do, but most people
Speaker 6: would never notice, because that's kind of the point of editing.
Speaker 6: I'm saying to you, which the other day it's actually
Speaker 6: quite a thankless job, because the whole point is that
Speaker 6: you're not meant.
Speaker 1: To notice, but one knows.
Speaker 6: But I honestly love doing it, and I'm really proud
Speaker 6: of this podcast for a lot of reasons. It's not
Speaker 6: like we've won any awards or broken any records. We
Speaker 6: kind of just fly under the radar. But we have
Speaker 6: our people, and that's all we need. For so many
Speaker 6: of you, this podcast brings you join A lot of
Speaker 6: you have told us this podcast brings you comfort, and
Speaker 6: it's my comfort, son' too. That's been for five years.
Speaker 6: We've gotten so many lovely messages telling us that we
Speaker 6: live people up on their dark days and that that
Speaker 6: means the world to me. The last few months have
Speaker 6: really reminded me of my purpose, which is to make
Speaker 6: people feel at least two percent better, and I'm going
Speaker 6: to keep doing that in one way or another. Thank
Speaker 6: you to everyone listening right now. I've always been a
Speaker 6: bit of a weird kid, a shy and socially awkward loser.
Speaker 6: In school, I was pretty quiet and when I did speak,
Speaker 6: people would shut me down, ignore me, or even make
Speaker 6: fun at my voice. But like I've said before, you
Speaker 6: all listen to me on purpose, and that's always going
Speaker 6: to be a bit.
Speaker 1: Weird for me.
Speaker 6: I'd still find that while, but I'll never take it
Speaker 6: for granted. Quick PSA, don't ever let things hold you
Speaker 6: back from doing what you want to do. Just give
Speaker 6: it a crack, because between social anxiety and a lisp,
Speaker 6: you would think that I have no fucking business hosting
Speaker 6: a podcast, But here I am. Thank you for welcoming
Speaker 6: me into your routines. I'm going to miss this a lot,
Speaker 6: but it's time for a change. Frankly, I haven't been
Speaker 6: coping with the workload of this podcast in the same
Speaker 6: way that I used to be able to. I have
Speaker 6: to be honest, sometimes this job can be really isolating,
Speaker 6: sitting at home alone all day at my death, no
Speaker 6: support or colleagues to bounce off. But at the end
Speaker 6: of the day, I have a loyalty to the idiots
Speaker 6: because I'm making them feel better, and that's why I
Speaker 6: keep doing.
Speaker 14: What I do.
Speaker 6: That's why I'm loyal to it to Jenna, I've known
Speaker 6: you for the longest in the room, and you've just
Speaker 6: impressed the shit out of me in the last five years.
Speaker 6: A few of eighty gets to pointed out that your
Speaker 6: confidence has risen over time, and I really agree. I'm
Speaker 6: til much it does too. Even though we went into
Speaker 6: this as a couple of mitches, I said, fuck, I
Speaker 6: want to get gener involved. She's so underrated, and I'm
Speaker 6: so glad that everyone now agrees with me. I am
Speaker 6: always right, You're hilarious, and all of our idiots love you,
Speaker 6: and I really hope that that confidence doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 6: To Cherry, I've given you a lot of shit over time,
Speaker 6: but if you learn anything in bogen Gate, it's that
Speaker 6: that's the love language of country people. I didn't always
Speaker 6: get the balance right in the early days. The sibling
Speaker 6: like teasing was a bit nasty for me sometimes, and
Speaker 6: I'm really sorry about that. Over five years, I know
Speaker 6: how sensitive you really are. A lot of people treat
Speaker 6: you like a punching bag. But I want you to
Speaker 6: know how much I appreciate having someone so easy to
Speaker 6: work with. Maybe it's because you do what you're told,
Speaker 6: as you all know, I'm very socially awkwot sometimes and
Speaker 6: it can actually be really daunting doing things like interviewing
Speaker 6: people I admire, like Kate lane Brook Jets. Sorry, Antibishop,
Speaker 6: but having you there to I know that it'll be okay.
Speaker 6: Whenever I feel out of my debts, you're there to
Speaker 6: make me feel safe, and you're so capable and gifted,
Speaker 6: and no other co hopes that's ever going to be
Speaker 6: the same. Thank you both for doing this with me. Okay,
Speaker 6: that's enough. Come get me out of God than give
Speaker 6: again to everyone listening, I'm going to miss this so much,
Speaker 6: but I know we'll keep in touchdown. That goes for
Speaker 6: all you listening. Oh god, why did we do?
Speaker 12: This?
Speaker 1: Was beautiful? Very well said.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck, we're all crying because it's sad, babe, those
Speaker 6: crutsing sandpaper.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 6: Fuck that was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Anyway, should we go?
Speaker 6: I don't know what to do now. I need a moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 6: I'm shaking.
Speaker 1: Look at that, all that said and done, I think
Speaker 1: we just are the through liners that we're also proud
Speaker 1: of what we've created, and we should be proud of
Speaker 1: ourselves because like, a lot of work has gone into
Speaker 1: this show, so much growth together and the through line
Speaker 1: is our friendship and that will remain. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: let's not be sad.
Speaker 6: I act didn't to cry it all this so weird.
Speaker 6: I hate it, annoying, an ugly cryer Like once I
Speaker 6: stopped crying. You can see the redinans for hours. No
Speaker 6: videos this episode.
Speaker 3: None.
Speaker 8: I'm just glad I'm in a moment.
Speaker 6: It unhinged, fucking.
Speaker 1: Leaking expensive fixty.
Speaker 6: Oh, now what do we do?
Speaker 1: I think I think we end it. I think we're done.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: On that note, thank you to the idiot for listening.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening for five years.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just to reiterate whether you've been here from day
Speaker 6: one or you've just found your way here recently. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we appreciate everyone listening. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's next for me, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what the future holds, but knowing that the idiots
Speaker 1: are there makes me gives me a sense of comfort.
Speaker 1: Knowing that they're there and they'll jump and whatever we
Speaker 1: do next, and trust me, there will be there'll be projects.
Speaker 1: You know, you can get Mitch and I m Jena
Speaker 1: next general audition for better Homes and gardens and and
Speaker 1: I hope you get it, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 8: I'm in the final call back.
Speaker 1: That's so exciting.
Speaker 6: I fucking hate that I have to sit in this
Speaker 6: chair in the studio because you've got your backs to
Speaker 6: the door. There's glass there. People can see me cry.
Speaker 1: I had to stare right or was there? From the
Speaker 1: A lot of ourdundancies at this building. I would surprise.
Speaker 6: Marty empty out there isn't it? It really is?
Speaker 1: How am I still here?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Oh god, come on, a couple of deep breaths. We're
Speaker 1: all good. Why don't we Why don't we have a
Speaker 1: group hug right end of the episode?
Speaker 6: Coming out in that thing? And how's that going to?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Before we'll flank her from both sides?
Speaker 10: Oh, she's awkward.
Speaker 1: Come on, groups, Yes, thank you for listening.
Speaker 10: Idiots.
Speaker 1: We will not see you next week. But you can
Speaker 1: hate you know.
Speaker 6: I don't even know how to wrap it up. Can't
Speaker 6: be like catch a thing.
Speaker 1: No, we say goodbye. I mean listen, I think we should.
Speaker 1: You can you can get us all. We're all on Instagram.
Speaker 1: If you're tuning in, if you're listening to this in
Speaker 1: a thousand years. I'm Mitch Chury. You can get me.
Speaker 1: I put stuff on YouTube as well. Now that's what
Speaker 1: there's stuff going up there, right Yeah, yeah, YouTube, Yep,
Speaker 1: you can get me. And it's all the same name,
Speaker 1: Mitch Cheery.
Speaker 6: Do you need me to teach you how to edit?
Speaker 1: Please? I didn't want to ask why you've been so emotional,
Speaker 1: but you can. You can get me on socials, Mitch.
Speaker 6: You're the same, Yeah, Mitchell that we're doing.
Speaker 8: This for me too. I'll post some photos of Connie.
Speaker 7: I'm at Jenna Underscore, Benson on TikTok Jinn and Ben
Speaker 7: soon because I couldn't get Jenna bencon you.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: For the last time, idiots, thank you for listening, Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening. You for back, Go and listen. We
Speaker 1: love ya. This won't be the end of us. We
Speaker 1: will chat soon.
Speaker 6: Love you bye.
Speaker 5: Is it just me podcast by a couple of.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit photo on your podcast.
Speaker 6: At welcome to add a secret segment on the end.
Speaker 6: It's where we talked shit for a little bit. Nothing's
Speaker 6: planned here. We certainly haven't written any speech.
Speaker 1: It's with this ch Jesus, guys, that was brutal. Whose
Speaker 1: idea was that, Oh my god.
Speaker 6: But as if we would have said any of that,
Speaker 6: if we were being confusion.
Speaker 1: I know it's true. It's true. It's very true, and
Speaker 1: we all wrote very different things.
Speaker 6: As I was listening to Jenner's I was like, bloody hell,
Speaker 6: she saw some of my lines feeling like home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't have any of that. I'm not good
Speaker 1: with writing.
Speaker 6: I thought it was great.
Speaker 8: I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 10: That's not sweet.
Speaker 1: I don't like to write. Oh that really got me.
Speaker 1: I was sobbing. I was like, I was crying multiple times.
Speaker 6: We were talking about this last week in Vogue and Game.
Speaker 6: We were like, I don't regon we'll crying, and we
Speaker 6: both said, nah, we're not cry as really, if you're
Speaker 6: putting like pressure on yourself to cry in the moment
Speaker 6: where you feel like you should, it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that just came over me.
Speaker 1: No, No, we cried. Oh wow, definitely a weight off
Speaker 1: my shoulders. After that, I got to say, speech now
Speaker 1: I agree, or even the whole episode, like I've been
Speaker 1: dreading doing it. I really have. It's been really like
Speaker 1: looming for the last few weeks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, for me.
Speaker 1: This is where I'm coming from personally, Like I'm currently
Speaker 1: in the middle. I've lost both my radio show. Not
Speaker 1: something that I'm not laughing, I'm just like, fuck, what
Speaker 1: is life? I know this podcast is ending, which I've
Speaker 1: said I'll say it once, but I'll say it again.
Speaker 1: Not connected and we decided to end this podcast well
Speaker 1: before I was dropped from Kiss. Yeah, so I am
Speaker 1: literally now going from having twelve weekly shows to nothing,
Speaker 1: and it's scary, it's daunting. I don't know what's next.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I'll be doing in the
Speaker 1: new year, and it's really frightening.
Speaker 6: Well that'll be kind of fun though, Well there's free
Speaker 6: timing hands you want to know what to do with itself. Literally,
Speaker 6: but you'll find things.
Speaker 1: Today, I know. But I'm one of those people, are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I feel like I've basically just left a
Speaker 6: full time job, Like it does take up a lot
Speaker 6: of my time, the podcast, which bloody love doing it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's still a lot of work regardless.
Speaker 6: It is, and it's always been like my number one
Speaker 6: priority to everything else, things to fall into second place,
Speaker 6: even things that pay more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, general, what's next for you?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I really don't.
Speaker 8: I really don't know.
Speaker 6: Can I give you guys an update and something?
Speaker 9: Rember?
Speaker 6: A couple of weeks ago, there was that episode called
Speaker 6: knife Fight the Cat. Yes, yes, and it's because on
Speaker 6: the Maggie's Rescue Instagram that's the shelter where I got
Speaker 6: my cat Isabella. Yep, they posted an ad for a
Speaker 6: cat up for adoption called knife Fight. We were like,
Speaker 6: what kind of cruel calls the cat knife fight?
Speaker 3: Like what?
Speaker 6: And they actually got in touch with us and told us, no, No,
Speaker 6: that's the strategy of ours. We give them really cooked names.
Speaker 6: It's like a marketing thing and so smart knife fight
Speaker 6: had they gave some sad it was like ten times
Speaker 6: more clicks than the other cats. Wow, they call a
Speaker 6: knife fight to get more attention.
Speaker 1: That's so smart. Then we were talking about it. It
Speaker 1: was knife Fight sponsored.
Speaker 6: In the end, Oh yeah, knife fight has a home.
Speaker 1: You're not going to choose knife fight, Like, you're not
Speaker 1: going to keep knife fight?
Speaker 6: They said they are really Yeah, they told me that
Speaker 6: they're keeping the name knife feet.
Speaker 8: It's kind of.
Speaker 6: I think my exact words were, what kind of cruel
Speaker 6: funck calls the name knife fight? And someone comments me,
Speaker 6: I'm the cruel funk some of the works at Maggie's.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I'm just grolling through the Instagram now, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you should adopt tsunami. You should take bum threat.
Speaker 6: Bomb threat, coming above threat. What if it's gonna cat
Speaker 6: name it?
Speaker 1: Racist?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 6: Racist?
Speaker 1: Racist? Is racist?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 8: Homophobe?
Speaker 6: Fucking hell? That's shocking, Jerry. It just feels wrong that
Speaker 6: you're tethered like so we've been talking about unleashing your ADHD.
Speaker 6: I made this sound effects board for you ages.
Speaker 1: So many messages asking for the sound effects.
Speaker 6: It's actually true because it was like a fifty to
Speaker 6: fifty Some people like, thank god he ease up on
Speaker 6: the sound effects because sometimes they were annoying and disruptive,
Speaker 6: but other times they were fucking hilarious. So go now
Speaker 6: your time. I will, I will.
Speaker 1: I just need to get it out.
Speaker 6: Who was that again?
Speaker 1: That was my distressed burb? Oh my god, guys, this
Speaker 1: is such a coincidence the Live like I just react.
Speaker 1: I spoke to the engineers and said a live tweets back,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he said I made it happen
Speaker 1: for the finale Live x Bronwyn Bishop my God, she says,
Speaker 1: I'm all the board racist. That's weird, such a weird
Speaker 1: thing to say.
Speaker 3: The traffic.
Speaker 1: It was time for a break. That was one of
Speaker 1: my favorites off the back of the laugh because it's
Speaker 1: it's so radio ready. Let's do a classic like a
Speaker 1: radio Let's.
Speaker 6: Right, the chicken cross the road to get to the
Speaker 6: other side of.
Speaker 3: Traffic.
Speaker 1: Heavy other human cow past right back down, bilometers house,
Speaker 1: bill of milk on the cow past rose two for one.
Speaker 1: Hungry Jacks chicken stretching back for a limit of time
Speaker 1: only only at hungry.
Speaker 6: You haven't been in the car with someone that doesn't
Speaker 6: listen to radio that much. They always comment if there's
Speaker 6: a traffic report, Wow, that was just so not seamless
Speaker 6: at all. When the traffic reporter it suddenly starts reading
Speaker 6: an ad. There was not a smooth transition at all
Speaker 6: because they're.
Speaker 1: Not getting a cut back. They're not getting any money
Speaker 1: those traffic people.
Speaker 6: Isn't that how it happened?
Speaker 1: He's awful, your poor thing.
Speaker 6: It hurts the nails really hurt about this broken anyway,
Speaker 6: we're not eating up. The final moments of the podcast
Speaker 6: that be talking about a broken nail, Grow.
Speaker 1: Up, no, we're not. We're not, but you know what
Speaker 1: we will do. What you remember that, Jenna. If you
Speaker 1: listened to the Broken Gate episode yet, yes, yeah, you
Speaker 1: heard the sheep at the start. We've organized Jane to
Speaker 1: bring it in. Jane, bring the sheep in. Hi, Jane,
Speaker 1: we go to the miccuse we can't hear Jane, there's
Speaker 1: the sheep. Pop it up on that stair, Jane, thank you?
Speaker 6: What's its name? I think we went with but Simpson, Simpson?
Speaker 6: Can you see? Bad?
Speaker 1: So midwave by?
Speaker 8: I want to touch it.
Speaker 1: And needed to be done.
Speaker 6: If I have cried up today, you needed to be.
Speaker 1: Sorry that it's not done.
Speaker 8: Isn't that a cow?
Speaker 1: Baby camel? The mon brought too many animals, oh, Jane,
Speaker 1: I don't know enough bullets, Jane, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6: Dolphin in.
Speaker 1: That was a big one.
Speaker 6: Stop with the animal cruel and he wants jerky.
Speaker 1: I'll just cut them up. How does it always go
Speaker 1: to animal cruelty? It always seems to come back to
Speaker 1: that every time anyway.
Speaker 6: Be honest, to my eyes, still at puffy and red
Speaker 6: a little. I told you they last longer. You look
Speaker 6: completely normal again?
Speaker 1: You do, Jenny? You dormal two we're all fine, We've
Speaker 1: all made it. How are we going for our record?
Speaker 6: I think I think we smashed it with the.
Speaker 1: Bradley.
Speaker 6: It's not only for the sea word, Oh is it?
Speaker 6: You know when I say, but also you said when
Speaker 6: you wear sunglasses the sea word tennis. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 6: have to beat that her. No, Yeah, that's different?
Speaker 1: Is it because it's a different meaning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because if you just said the sea word infellable,
Speaker 6: that's nasty. Now you're saying with the teasa't county that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're saying, yeah, you can't say it. God,
Speaker 1: this is serno. I remember it. I so it's lovely.
Speaker 18: Jeeruz me Jenna, chee cheese, all right, Jenna, Oh god fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I ever stopped doing that. It's
Speaker 1: because it takes over the conversation. It distracts you see
Speaker 1: my point. Well, if it was in the radio studio,
Speaker 1: let's say, oh misun effect. It was so seamless because
Speaker 1: we used the same broadcast studio I used to do
Speaker 1: my show, and you already knew where the sound effects were.
Speaker 1: Whereas when you're playing off my laptop, you're like, I
Speaker 1: just read I was paneling. I had the volume I
Speaker 1: head control. Like even listening to that obituary, like, there
Speaker 1: were so many different sound effects that I could do
Speaker 1: that I couldn't do now, Like the stupid Heart celebrate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it was just a different amagy what just
Speaker 6: amazing And I'm like, what corner of your fucking brain
Speaker 6: did you pull that from? The cupid heart thing?
Speaker 1: That's how I picture love when people are in love
Speaker 1: like a little cubi. Oh my god, I used to
Speaker 1: do that all the time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 6: Loved you loved it for Brad, I keep that's so true.
Speaker 1: I had fun. We all had fun. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: we could always just drop in, you know, we could
Speaker 1: just drop into the We still own the feed.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't want to lead any idiots on by
Speaker 6: saying like we might come back in the new year,
Speaker 6: basically like I'm totally not ruling it out, but mummy
Speaker 6: needs a bloody rest. Yeah, of course one day, who knows.
Speaker 6: Never saying ever, but don't hold your breath is what
Speaker 6: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You should start posting really cryptic things to our couple
Speaker 1: of Mech's Instagram in about six months, just like seven.
Speaker 8: And then a black screen, black screen.
Speaker 1: Apple Crumble.
Speaker 8: A picture of a sheep.
Speaker 1: Do you remember I can admit to this. When the
Speaker 1: Thinker Girls, the old night show that we met on Mitch, that.
Speaker 6: Was when I first started at Kiss. I was working
Speaker 6: on their their night show, the Drinker Girls.
Speaker 1: I was their producer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you were the panel up at the time. But
Speaker 6: they left their Twitter. They left their Twitter logged in.
Speaker 6: In the studio, we would occasionally post ship the.
Speaker 1: Show got canceled, which is not funny now that it's
Speaker 1: happened to me.
Speaker 6: Swings and roundabouts to replaced them.
Speaker 1: Well, then we would tweet things on their Twitter, like
Speaker 1: two years after they left the network, just posting things
Speaker 1: like soon dot dot dot and everyone's like you're coming back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all their poor podcast fans thought that they were
Speaker 6: reuniting because after they left the radio station, they also
Speaker 6: quit their podcasts, so they just ceased to exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've done for themselves. Maybe I'll follow that.
Speaker 6: I feel like that's now that we're in this situation
Speaker 6: and how mean a what do they call their idiots POSSI?
Speaker 6: Why did we get the posse excited like that? That's
Speaker 6: just mean go to the Finer Girls on Twitter or x.
Speaker 6: We just tweeted the number seven and it's so dumb,
Speaker 6: like that is very.
Speaker 1: Hot twitted four with the eyes of ogent and everyone's
Speaker 1: like four days, four weeks, how loan four months old?
Speaker 6: Wait, girls, I think the first time, by the way,
Speaker 6: going back to Oscar's obituary, Oh mituary, that would have
Speaker 6: been better.
Speaker 1: Hey would have been good. That's all right.
Speaker 6: During that he said that when I came up with
Speaker 6: sorry time a lot of stone off my tits, I
Speaker 6: think that's the first time I've probably confirmed that I've
Speaker 6: definitely alluded to it. And also it was so fucking obvious.
Speaker 1: Mitchell come off.
Speaker 6: I was back, that was off. And also I wasn't
Speaker 6: just baked. I was like, I have a feeling that
Speaker 6: might have been like a Friday, and when I was
Speaker 6: working early hours Friday, you've got nothing left in the town.
Speaker 6: So I was also fucking delirious and sowned. Not a
Speaker 6: good combination.
Speaker 1: You can hear it in my voice enough.
Speaker 6: The further thinger.
Speaker 7: Girls, Twitter, there's five, then high then shocked emoji, then
Speaker 7: high X, and then soon on soon Karina goes O,
Speaker 7: n G, you can't wait.
Speaker 6: That's terrible now, how we said, I don't want to
Speaker 6: wrap things up too prematurely. But remember how we said
Speaker 6: we were going to debate about what song we should
Speaker 6: end the show with. Yeah, what do you guys got?
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, well I'm done with We're done with
Speaker 1: sound effects for good.
Speaker 6: Everybody?
Speaker 8: Can you do one last one?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It a bit ill my favorite one last one? Officially,
Speaker 1: this is what's happening to this podcast.
Speaker 6: But maybe don't shut down the live tweets this year.
Speaker 6: Just check them one more time we go.
Speaker 1: They've been turned off. Oh my god, Darryl braithwait, way.
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Really?
Speaker 6: When I flew home to bogn Gate once, I was like,
Speaker 6: is that fucking Daryl Breathwait on really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said. Congrats to the puff what
Speaker 1: I saw on that Rex flight a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: His podcast is ending, well done. Wow, that's nice.
Speaker 8: That's nice.
Speaker 6: Kicked in it's ending, yeah, yeah, no, it definitely isn't
Speaker 6: kicked in. Like, even despite the sobbing and everything, I'm
Speaker 6: still just like, we'll be back next week. Yeah weird,
Speaker 6: or like we're just ending for the year and then
Speaker 6: we'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way's going to happen.
Speaker 6: Merry Christmas everyone, Yeah, yeah, Mary, Chris Christmas would normally
Speaker 6: end the year with a Christmas episode, but fuck that,
Speaker 6: it's about us today. This is the end, So I
Speaker 6: have some suggestions for songs to end with. Do you
Speaker 6: guys haven't it? Yeah, I've got I've got one keep
Speaker 6: forgetting the Jennets wearing that, and sometimes I just look
Speaker 6: at her and go, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have question it to me. It's normal
Speaker 1: now at this point.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm keeping it on.
Speaker 6: Do you guys want to go first with yours? I've
Speaker 6: got a couple.
Speaker 1: Mine is Vitamin C Friends Forever. Oh, I don't like it, graduation,
Speaker 1: I'll still play it, but play it and we can
Speaker 1: just give it a riff.
Speaker 6: I just feel like it's a bit like not cliche,
Speaker 6: but like it's an obvious choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it will tug at the heart strings. I
Speaker 1: suppose it'll bring, you know, heightened emotions to the table, as.
Speaker 6: If they're not heightened or not. Get a picture of
Speaker 6: bye idiots for the final times.
Speaker 4: As well, and.
Speaker 6: We will still be.
Speaker 8: Transfer it.
Speaker 6: It's a cliche, Yeah, it is a cliche against her.
Speaker 6: Maybe Jenna literally does the final Jenner aside.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, my turn bites towards yours, just because I won't.
Speaker 7: What do you think my suggestion is simply the best
Speaker 7: by Tina Turner.
Speaker 6: That's a self indulgent us, all for you, all of us,
Speaker 6: all of us, Yeah, and.
Speaker 8: The idiots too good.
Speaker 6: So I'm skipping forward. I was thinking more sentimental.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think Centemton just.
Speaker 5: Rest.
Speaker 10: It's that.
Speaker 6: I mind it.
Speaker 1: What about We are the Champions?
Speaker 6: Not really a goodbye song though, is it?
Speaker 1: But it's like, fuck you God, We're good. We're ending
Speaker 1: on a high. This is a Seinfeld moment. We've got
Speaker 1: the biggest numbers, the most money in the bank, and
Speaker 1: we're leaving again.
Speaker 6: It just feels like we're flexing rather than dedicating a
Speaker 6: beautiful trip.
Speaker 8: We need your suggestions.
Speaker 6: I was gonna bring up we are the Champions, but okay,
Speaker 6: I'll bring up mine. One of them is like a
Speaker 6: nice song. It's not a happy or sad, it's just sentimental.
Speaker 6: But I feel like it might be a bit too dramatic.
Speaker 6: Have you guys seen that funk? What's that Netflix show
Speaker 6: with Ricky Gervaise Life After Death?
Speaker 9: Or Yeah?
Speaker 6: They ended the last episode with this song. It's also
Speaker 6: in love. Actually it's a it's both sides now by Joni. Oh,
Speaker 6: it's not happy or sad. It's about going through some
Speaker 6: sheep and coming out the other room with clarity.
Speaker 1: This is too sad.
Speaker 6: I thought the same a loot.
Speaker 4: Blood cloud.
Speaker 3: From sad.
Speaker 6: This is my yearning song from a bundle.
Speaker 4: Still it's cloud loose.
Speaker 1: I recall.
Speaker 6: It's nice, but it's a bit fucking melodramatic, isn't it.
Speaker 8: It's really sad for me.
Speaker 1: I think it's too sad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's weird because it's not necessarily a sad song.
Speaker 6: It just sounds sad. It's a pensive song. Okay, here's
Speaker 6: another suggestion. I think I brought this up on the
Speaker 6: podcast before, and you both ship candid, but I'll do it. Oh,
Speaker 6: I'm wheling up again. It's about being a part.
Speaker 4: Close your eyes and a kiss suits too much, miss this.
Speaker 8: I remember when you shove it to us.
Speaker 6: He played the gunshot and said, fuck that. That's just
Speaker 6: very sad. And then while lum Moway all right home, eay,
Speaker 6: isn't it not?
Speaker 9: Who is this?
Speaker 6: It's just some random cover on YouTube, kay La. Ce're
Speaker 6: going on Spotify, so it's a bit right, that's an option,
Speaker 6: okay option. And then this is the only other suggest
Speaker 6: that I had ready, you'll recognize that.
Speaker 1: No, just wake me up when it's Namborenza.
Speaker 3: Well the night.
Speaker 6: Stand by Me by Skyla Gray.
Speaker 10: And the Landers, Dark and.
Speaker 6: Lame sex, give me forward a bit stember me.
Speaker 4: So darning nice.
Speaker 16: This is.
Speaker 1: What you idiots to stand bias. I guess I have
Speaker 1: one more suggestion. Sure, but I'd like to play you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think bring it's just off your phone.
Speaker 10: That's ship.
Speaker 6: It's good.
Speaker 1: I think this could be a nice way to end.
Speaker 1: I could all sing it everyone.
Speaker 6: The other is it podcast?
Speaker 1: The hit song called popular.
Speaker 18: Looking by.
Speaker 6: Drum beating my drum like a drum. This is not
Speaker 6: a song, it's a podcast?
Speaker 9: Or is it just me.
Speaker 3: That thing? You know what?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's too emotional?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that might just be too depressing.
Speaker 1: This fine still on and wh're not?
Speaker 6: What do you reckon the book of your court Dylan
Speaker 6: the final time?
Speaker 8: Okay, So obviously this was a tough decision. I was
Speaker 8: leaning towards the podcast one what was her name?
Speaker 1: Romana cool, loud popular, call loud popular?
Speaker 8: Which is so it was just too emotional, So I'm
Speaker 8: going to go with stand by Me?
Speaker 6: Really, Oh, wow fin one.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 7: I think it's appropriate because I'm going to stand by
Speaker 7: each other no matter what happens.
Speaker 6: I did not think I was going to get picked
Speaker 6: well Mitchell, And now over time I hear this song,
Speaker 6: I'm going to think of this bloody pop.
Speaker 8: It's appropriate.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're doing it.
Speaker 1: We've hit the record, we've ticked our bucket list, we've
Speaker 1: said goodbye to the idiots, goodbye to each other. I
Speaker 1: actually did want to say thank you to you both.
Speaker 1: Just thank you. It's been fun. It's been a massive
Speaker 1: career highlight for me. Me too, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: miss it a lot forget I know, I will. I'm
Speaker 1: going to have things that happen in my life and
Speaker 1: there's gonna be no outlet to discuss, you know, And
Speaker 1: no matter how big or small stupid it was, this
Speaker 1: was a safe space, and it was we could turn
Speaker 1: nothing into something. The amount of times we'd go through
Speaker 1: our phone notes and find something ridiculous, you know, this
Speaker 1: is something that no one knows. But when we were
Speaker 1: stuck for I, Gems Mitch would just be like, look
Speaker 1: at something in the room and we'll make any out
Speaker 1: of it. And we would, and they were sometimes the
Speaker 1: best ones. And I think I don't know this show
Speaker 1: worked because we're like, our friendship is real and and
Speaker 1: that's not going anywhere. So any of you guys, oh
Speaker 1: you've done it again.
Speaker 6: I just got myself back together right now.
Speaker 1: Press play.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, for the final time, we hope this podcast
Speaker 6: made you feel at least two one hundred and fifty
Speaker 6: five percent better. So we do love you both, love
Speaker 6: you by, love you all. Fuck are you idiots?
Speaker 8: Love you?
Speaker 6: Hi stand.
Speaker 4: So dning dine stand baby Oh stay baby, ah Stan.
Speaker 6: Stand by me.
Speaker 3: Whenever Orange trouble.
Speaker 4: Won't you stay baby?
Speaker 3: Oh stay bad