Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: Out already on Wednesday. Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy, morning mate, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Do you know what? Super? Excited?
Speaker 5: I bet you are?
Speaker 4: Not? Only is footing back today? Got my tickets shout
Speaker 4: out level two. I'll see you there. Have you seen
Speaker 4: what's in the studio, Patsy?
Speaker 3: I thought that was your makeup case.
Speaker 4: This is the Premiership Cup. Wow, the actual D's Premiership Cup.
Speaker 2: The cup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, drove in with it this morning. How did you
Speaker 4: get to have it.
Speaker 3: In your possession?
Speaker 4: I picked it up yesterday in a Macca's car park
Speaker 4: from Gary pert the chairman of the D's. It was
Speaker 4: like a drug deal but with silverware. All right, I'm
Speaker 4: very middle aged drug deal with all lovely silverware. It's
Speaker 4: been cleaned for you, Christian as well. Pertry said, So yes,
Speaker 4: we're all. We're all. I guess Premiership cuts and major
Speaker 4: sporting trophies are exchanged. I literally pulled up my car
Speaker 4: next to his, opened the boot. Gary opened his and
Speaker 4: we both got out and shook hands and then got
Speaker 4: the He just got it out and it is so
Speaker 4: shiny and beautiful. I was so nervous driving away this.
Speaker 4: Over the last couple of months of the D's wanted,
Speaker 4: it's actually brought so many people, so much happiness, you know,
Speaker 4: proper fans, not just some ones that got a couple
Speaker 4: of years ago like me. We've actually gone through three
Speaker 4: three and a half years of waiting. For a three
Speaker 4: and a half years I had to go through waiting
Speaker 4: for a flag, and then I finally get one. He
Speaker 4: was saying, Now, his neighbors they've got two little boys
Speaker 4: and they're under ten, eight and ten. They're mega D's fans.
Speaker 4: So on Christmas Eve, Gary took it round to the
Speaker 4: mum and dad knocked on their door about ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: It's just had an idea after a couple of beers
Speaker 4: and he said, hey, the boys. The boys sleep upstairs
Speaker 4: and are like, yeah, why don't you take this and
Speaker 4: fill it up with all their presents? Oh wow, put
Speaker 4: it by the tree, and so when they wake up,
Speaker 4: this is what they see. And he said the About
Speaker 4: two days later they sent the video of what that
Speaker 4: actually looked like on that Imagine if you were a
Speaker 4: mega DS fan and you wake up on Christmas Day,
Speaker 4: you go down running downstairs, excited to get your presents. Anyway,
Speaker 4: it's the great s day of the year when you're
Speaker 4: a kid. And then under your tree is your club,
Speaker 4: the D's the cup, the Premiership Cup with your presence
Speaker 4: in it. That's an amazing memory. Boys burst into tears.
Speaker 4: Oh that is the greatest day of their life, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's actually I said, you've ruined Christmas for those parents.
Speaker 4: So where'd you go from there? I tell you where downhill? Oh?
Speaker 4: They win it again this year? Right, where's the cup? Yes, center,
Speaker 4: where's the cup?
Speaker 5: Or what I have to give it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So yeah, we are super excited. Footies back today.
Speaker 4: I'm going to see the D's versus the Doggies. I
Speaker 4: hope it's as great as the Grand Final and a
Speaker 4: similar result, but we won't see. It's a brand new year.
Speaker 4: But yeah, on today's show for us, we have our
Speaker 4: own Grand Final. It is time to actually make a
Speaker 4: big decision. You'll be helping us out in footy Oak.
Speaker 4: Of the last two weeks we've been asking you to
Speaker 4: pick a song, any song you want, put your lyrics
Speaker 4: about your club to it, and we've had so many
Speaker 4: great entries, some that are shabby. It's never been a
Speaker 4: singing competition, but they are amazing. So we have the
Speaker 4: top four of the ladder. You're gonna help pick the
Speaker 4: winner during the show today. We're gonna have kind of
Speaker 4: two prelims that are Grand Final at eight o'clock, Big
Speaker 4: show today.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So genuinely we have got the Premiership Cup in the studio.
Speaker 4: I did get it yesterday. I was genuinely patsy when
Speaker 4: I drove it home, so nervous. Even if some rear
Speaker 4: ends me goes into the back, that's a real problem
Speaker 4: if this thing gets dinged. It came in with this
Speaker 4: enormous you have to come in a minute patsage on
Speaker 4: the outbreak. You'll see this ridiculous flight case. It came in.
Speaker 4: It was sort of thing that a traveling circus might have.
Speaker 4: And then when I got it in the house, my wife,
Speaker 4: you know, was like, do I need to ring the
Speaker 4: insurance company. Are we covered for? This is a forward thinker,
Speaker 4: is I don't now presume that the clubs have their
Speaker 4: own insurance? Would I be covered under that? And I
Speaker 4: was thinking, actually I don't. I don't know. Just so anyone,
Speaker 4: I kept it in the bedroom.
Speaker 5: All night, nursing it in your bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the German shepherd dog guarding it as well.
Speaker 4: And then always I would.
Speaker 3: What, Well, you're a diehard fan.
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't you what spoon it?
Speaker 3: Of course you would, you love you.
Speaker 4: It's a threesome with my beloved one.
Speaker 5: You didn't say threesome.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm kicking her out of the bed from a
Speaker 4: metallic cup.
Speaker 6: Di'd you be cuddling it?
Speaker 4: It's a bit strange. Don't go in there and see it.
Speaker 4: Dad's like that. He's spooning the Premiership Cup right now.
Speaker 4: It's a dee fact. It's been a long journey for you, dad,
Speaker 4: three and a half years waiting waiting for this moment.
Speaker 4: Just just let him have a couple of minutes in
Speaker 4: there with the cup that was just on the floor
Speaker 4: in the bedroom. AnyWho. All right, let's get into the
Speaker 4: eight this week. The eight Z is we're trying to
Speaker 4: do the eight z of movie villains. Some of you
Speaker 4: yesterday were even kind enough to grace us, not with
Speaker 4: just a movie villain name, but an impression as well,
Speaker 4: and I hope that continues this morning.
Speaker 7: I'm Clerville, I washer first, Freddy Krueger, Welcome.
Speaker 8: To my nightmare.
Speaker 4: Hans Gruber, mclan this is all spot.
Speaker 5: This was a call in my line.
Speaker 4: Called it it better.
Speaker 9: I am gravely christ'sor morialgy.
Speaker 1: You have less frontal development speak scar A Gilbert Vasa,
Speaker 1: car Li fucking.
Speaker 10: Took Away.
Speaker 1: I'll get you my pretty little dog.
Speaker 2: Wow, I get you mine pretty and your little dog.
Speaker 4: Pertually doing the wicked witch was more terrifying. Poor Chris
Speaker 4: the word we love God and order as well when
Speaker 4: you get on the wrong side of that. All right,
Speaker 4: so Rio at the whiteboard. What do we have wide open? Now?
Speaker 4: On our ats?
Speaker 11: There's still a lot wide open Christian that beggars can't
Speaker 11: be choosed. At this point, I think you've got a
Speaker 11: movie villain.
Speaker 5: Just call in.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We need a movie villain's name this morning to try
Speaker 4: and go through the alphabet filling it with your movie villains.
Speaker 4: Bonus prizes if you will do an impression. Remember this
Speaker 4: is not an impression competition. Nine four one one O
Speaker 4: four three. Get your villain on, get your impression on.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the lines. Have we got here? Nick?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Nick? Morning morning, nicky boy. You're having a
Speaker 4: good week so far?
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, busy and you know, getting ready for the
Speaker 12: Star Wars Club for next month.
Speaker 4: Oh a nice plug. And what is the Star Wars Club? Nick?
Speaker 4: What do you do? What do you run?
Speaker 12: Well, let's the Star Wars Club. We just start walking.
Speaker 12: It's it's where we all stars fans get together and
Speaker 12: we talk about Star Wars. I mean, you know what's
Speaker 12: coming up, like the Kenobi series coming at the end
Speaker 12: of May. And and also we actually have dealers and
Speaker 12: an auction as well, and we sell stuff and here
Speaker 12: we meet other stars fans and pretty intry. Actually it's
Speaker 12: in Chaston.
Speaker 4: Nine of April, Chadston. What about is it in Chadstone
Speaker 4: food Court?
Speaker 12: Not the shopping center, but further down.
Speaker 4: I'll come out right, just go through the back of Broader.
Speaker 4: Uh the nerds out the back. Uh that Obie series
Speaker 4: you're talking about. I'm actually going forward to seeing that.
Speaker 4: But no Darth Mare No, there's Darth made actually all right,
Speaker 4: so don't feel very welcome, though I've never been shut down.
Speaker 4: I was open to get an invite to Jadstone just
Speaker 4: around the back of Prada. Hang with you guys. When
Speaker 4: is the next one? Because it will be people interested.
Speaker 4: I know, Rio s into all this stuff. He has
Speaker 4: got his own Kenobi clubby calls at the KK No,
Speaker 4: I think it anyway, When is it?
Speaker 12: It's on the ninth of April. Yeah, from twelve pm
Speaker 12: to five pm.
Speaker 4: Bloody.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I five hours of Star Wars chat. That's a lot day,
Speaker 4: isn't it, Nick?
Speaker 12: Yeah, because I also practicing my lines, you know, because
Speaker 12: we're thinking of actually doing it, you know, like saying
Speaker 12: her five favorite st Wars lines as well?
Speaker 4: Gotcha great? And what are your top three favorite Star
Speaker 4: Wars lines? Nick?
Speaker 14: No, I am your father?
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean that's the Hall of Famer, isn't it?
Speaker 4: One of the greatest lines in cinema?
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And then there's also that they just said, is you
Speaker 12: don't know the power of the dark Side and you had.
Speaker 4: A cold that day, didn't he? Oh?
Speaker 12: Yeah, and also made the Force be with you cool?
Speaker 4: Its lovely well done mate? All right, So I'm guessing
Speaker 4: Darth Vader obviously is there. And it's right that you
Speaker 4: give us Darth Vader as well.
Speaker 14: Nick, thank you.
Speaker 4: And what is the name again of your Star Wars club?
Speaker 4: You're on Facebook? If people want to find out more.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it does on Facebook. You can find star Walking
Speaker 12: dot net and you'll find all the information.
Speaker 4: Gotcha, star walking dot net? Good man? All right, Niki?
Speaker 4: Why good luck with the meet up?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I made the force boo with you?
Speaker 4: Good man. Nick, thanks for the chat, all right, mate?
Speaker 4: You go, and Patsy you got the dates?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I've written them down.
Speaker 4: I'm here, great, yeah, Shane, good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: How I yeah, yeah, yeah, good shaneymore. May the Force
Speaker 4: be with you and thank you, bless you, and I'm Shane.
Speaker 4: What's your movie villain you've got for us? Gollum? Yes,
Speaker 4: what a great one. Whenever I see Pootin on TV,
Speaker 4: he reminds me of Gollam. And I don't just mean
Speaker 4: that immobile, horrible way he sort of looks. I mean
Speaker 4: actually the fact he's obsessed with this ring of power
Speaker 4: that will ultimately destroy him. He is Gollum, isn't he?
Speaker 4: My presence is the going around going my pettis.
Speaker 14: I can do an impression too.
Speaker 4: Please the floor is yours.
Speaker 10: Come to snook.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a great one shape. That's really good. Shame
Speaker 4: will send your prize with that, Thanks mate, Sam. Good
Speaker 4: morning Sam, Hi Christian?
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good. Welcome to the show. Sam, Thanks for going
Speaker 4: to Succord. I tell you're on the road already. Nice
Speaker 4: and Ernie you have to work?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 4: Sam?
Speaker 16: I actually work at a place that employs ex offenders
Speaker 16: and we deliver fruit and milk to workplaces.
Speaker 4: Ah, good for you, well done. Sounds like you're doing
Speaker 4: good work there.
Speaker 14: Thank you, it is it is very good.
Speaker 4: And uh don't I don't know how some of you
Speaker 4: are the people that were going to feel about you
Speaker 4: calling you for this one like call your mate to
Speaker 4: you know, is about movie villains. I thought she was
Speaker 4: on last site? Is that ho what she thinks? We
Speaker 4: all are movie villains. We can never change. Did you
Speaker 4: hear Sam on the radio? And I've never heard of
Speaker 4: call call him up before? Sam? Who is the movie villain?
Speaker 16: Mate from the Fifth Element?
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right, ya put that one down? Would take
Speaker 4: zor from you? Do you want to do an impression.
Speaker 16: I tried this morning off the top of my head.
Speaker 16: I can't remember what he says. I'm more into Bruce Willis.
Speaker 4: Not the question I asked, but just nice to have
Speaker 4: that for our files on you, Sam. Okay more to
Speaker 4: Bruce Willis's talk. All right, Sam, you have a good day.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for calling well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: What a Big Day is Then today footy is back
Speaker 4: tonight where it belongs right here and at the MCG.
Speaker 4: We have our own kind of grand final today on
Speaker 4: the show with this.
Speaker 15: Christian O'Connell's footychy.
Speaker 4: Over the last couple of weeks, then getting excited to
Speaker 4: have a countdown to return of footy. We've been asking
Speaker 4: you to tell us what it's like to be a
Speaker 4: fan of your club to Barratt for the club, all
Speaker 4: the ups and downs, mainly downs we've heard about. We've
Speaker 4: asked you to pick a song, any song you want,
Speaker 4: and then write your own lyrics about being a fan
Speaker 4: for your sign. Some of them have been amazing. Day.
Speaker 4: I've been telling you, reminding you this is not a
Speaker 4: singing competition. This is not going to be one by
Speaker 4: a great singer. It's going to be one by a
Speaker 4: passionate super fan. Some of you have suffered too much
Speaker 4: by any more songs from Weeping Bombers or Saints fans
Speaker 4: every day opening up these entries they've been in, they've
Speaker 4: been brilliant. So what we're going to do then to
Speaker 4: find the big winner of our grand final as two
Speaker 4: of the songs go up against each other at eight
Speaker 4: o'clock this morning, the winner. It's an amazing prize rio
Speaker 4: the prizes that await the winner this morning of Footyoki.
Speaker 11: The amazing prize includes one thousand dollars cash plus a
Speaker 11: sixty five inch Samsung four K Smart TV valued at
Speaker 11: sixteen hundred dollars and the piece to is his stunts.
Speaker 11: Will sort yourself out with a family membership Silver grade
Speaker 11: for two adults and two children.
Speaker 4: Thank you for carrying on, even if Jack Post isn't here.
Speaker 4: That we've had the TV valued, I mean obviously in
Speaker 4: the UK we have antiques valued this amazing moving image box.
Speaker 4: Better get this, I think they call them TVs. We
Speaker 4: have it valued by an auctioneer legit value at sixty
Speaker 4: hundred bucks. Whoa, And then they saw them up with
Speaker 4: the AFL membership which is my.
Speaker 11: AFL membership for two adults and two children. Forty games you'll.
Speaker 4: Get to go to. That is brilliant, all right, So
Speaker 4: here are It's very hard just to will it down
Speaker 4: to four because if you've heard some of them, they've
Speaker 4: all been brilliant. They've really really made us laugh. But
Speaker 4: in no order, here are the final four. This one
Speaker 4: only came in yesterday. We're being played on the show
Speaker 4: Blues Fan Cult Fan. I will survive five flags in
Speaker 4: a row before guill five out what's going on and
Speaker 4: then it's time to go.
Speaker 8: But it's the last time that you'll see us on
Speaker 8: the field. It's off of the junction Ovaal we'll win
Speaker 8: the Sheffield Chill.
Speaker 4: So that was Craig. He literally got in there right
Speaker 4: before the deadline yesterday. You might have heard this one
Speaker 4: from Lucky a Pies fan. Pies Pies Baby.
Speaker 17: Stuff had a loup ben listen, Pie's back with the
Speaker 17: brand new mission. Buckley had a hold of them tightly.
Speaker 17: Does see Moore looks like you're a nightly Will we
Speaker 17: have a win?
Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 17: I don't know, Light up the gen and I'll go
Speaker 17: being through it all McGuire and a scandal to going
Speaker 17: in the stakes being acting like a vandal.
Speaker 4: Fans that book told you standard's very very good, So
Speaker 4: that's lucky he makes it in Also, well we when
Speaker 4: we talk about what it is to be a fan,
Speaker 4: this is what it is to be a fan if
Speaker 4: you're a Saint Kilda fan. Imagine by poor.
Speaker 18: Paul, Imagine all the Saints fans. I love this, trying.
Speaker 4: To cry. And then this is brilliant from Sue. She
Speaker 4: took Dion's run around. Sue a Kangaroos fan, and mister.
Speaker 13: Day I had a smile on my face. Pay against
Speaker 13: padd It's such a warm embrace. But if you don't
Speaker 13: want to crown out a dune, a keep away from
Speaker 13: the can.
Speaker 2: There's the moral of the story.
Speaker 19: From aging know, I've stuck with them through the housand loads.
Speaker 2: Ask Anny Pool that I have a news.
Speaker 13: There's no changing amer Wana.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, let's put seniors, we've got the actual premiership,
Speaker 4: come to the studio. Let's put all the four song
Speaker 4: names into this cup. That means like sort of now
Speaker 4: he's sort of nodding like yeah, that's a lovely idea. Again,
Speaker 4: he's got the same speed of reaction to our friend
Speaker 4: chat post who you're looking after his seat. You really
Speaker 4: are sort of doing your own sort of karaoke version
Speaker 4: of them. They're the sort of happy to come along
Speaker 4: for the ride. I'm buying time in. Perhaps you can
Speaker 4: you tell me all the four names in whether it's
Speaker 4: Craig and Lockey, Paul and Sue into the prayer a
Speaker 4: ship cup and we stir them around and then we
Speaker 4: pull them out what they do when they play.
Speaker 20: Fair way of doing it, because they're all equal, like
Speaker 20: equally deserving, aren't they They are deserving.
Speaker 4: It's a fair way to do it. Thank you, Patsy,
Speaker 4: letting me help fill as well when you're ready run,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Okay, let's so then the first
Speaker 4: song will plea run around Sue. Yay, we'll play who
Speaker 4: we got here? I don't think raid your hand? Right?
Speaker 4: What do you want to steak? Sydney? What is that?
Speaker 5: I imagine? Imagine?
Speaker 4: That does not say imagine? All right, So run around Sue.
Speaker 4: This song, let's hear it in full.
Speaker 21: Here's my story. It's sad but true. It's about a
Speaker 21: team called the Cando.
Speaker 4: You can be voting in a so listen.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I should have known it from the very start.
Speaker 13: This team leave me with a broken hat. Then after
Speaker 13: game I watched indispair to win a game now is
Speaker 13: very rare, and mister day, I had a smile on
Speaker 13: my face. Pay against Pad. It's such a warm embrace.
Speaker 13: But if you don't want to cry out that dunes
Speaker 13: and keep away from the candle.
Speaker 19: Where's the moral of the story from a govern No,
Speaker 19: I've stuck with them through the hausand loads asked any
Speaker 19: fool that I ever.
Speaker 2: Knew, there's no changing. I'm a wanna who.
Speaker 4: Said I hate brilliant, great lyrics, great voice as well.
Speaker 4: Really well done. But you've taken on a good opposition
Speaker 4: in the Saints, and it's rare that anyone ever gets
Speaker 4: to say that, but in this competition it's actually true. Imagine, well,
Speaker 4: just imagine the life of a Saints fan.
Speaker 18: Imagine we've won a premiership.
Speaker 4: Problem.
Speaker 1: It's bloody hard to.
Speaker 18: Do nothing since sixty six and how that hurts you.
Speaker 18: Imagine all the Saints fans trying not to cry beautiful
Speaker 18: hit along. You may say that we're dreaming, but we're
Speaker 18: not the only ones. If the Doggies and the D's can.
Speaker 2: Do it, perhaps our time has come.
Speaker 4: He doesn't tell it. He's convincing himself with that line
Speaker 4: of hope. All right, so here you go. Are you
Speaker 4: going for their Saints anthem there for Paul or are
Speaker 4: you going for Sue the Kangaroos fan? Is it it's
Speaker 4: Ruse versus Saints this morning in our first prelim going
Speaker 4: the winner. Your winner will go through to the big
Speaker 4: Grand Final after eight. So call in now, which one
Speaker 4: do you think we should pick? Is it the Saints
Speaker 4: song there imagine? Or is it run around Sue the
Speaker 4: Ruse fan? Nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 4: Vote now.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 15: Christian O'Connell's Footy Ogy.
Speaker 4: All right over the last two weeks counting down to
Speaker 4: the return of footy today tonight round one at the
Speaker 4: g We're asking you tell us what it's like put
Speaker 4: your words to the pain, to the joy, to the frustration.
Speaker 4: What is it like to barrack fifth or club? Pick
Speaker 4: a song and put your own lyrics, your own words
Speaker 4: into it. So many great entries we've willing down to
Speaker 4: a top four. They're all be taking each other on
Speaker 4: the prelims. First prelim we have representing the Saints, Paul
Speaker 4: with his take on imagine.
Speaker 18: Imagine all the Saints fans. This's got me trying.
Speaker 3: To cry.
Speaker 4: It's not even them imagine winning the Grand finals. Just
Speaker 4: trying not to cry. That's the line that does it
Speaker 4: for me. So Saint's taking on Sue, who did this
Speaker 4: great one. She's a Kangaroos fan and mister day I
Speaker 4: had a smile on my face.
Speaker 2: Pay against padd It's such a warm embrace.
Speaker 13: But if you don't want to cry out a dun a,
Speaker 13: keep away from the kang there's the moral of the
Speaker 13: story from a girl who.
Speaker 19: Knows I've stuck with them through the Hausan Lows asked
Speaker 19: Anny Pool that I a the news.
Speaker 2: There's no change in Amawana.
Speaker 4: All right, let's take some vote. It's now Bianca, good morning,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: All right, so you're the first one voting this morning
Speaker 4: in this first prelim, Saints taking on the Ruse. Which
Speaker 4: one are you going with?
Speaker 7: Definitely the Ruse and my girls entered yesterday and we
Speaker 7: have to go with another lady. And the Kangaroos are awesome,
Speaker 7: awesome AFLW play is true.
Speaker 4: So it was that your kid was that one of
Speaker 4: your daughters yesterday, Haley and Bank and all their mates.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah it was it was Helena and Abby.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, basically none of the.
Speaker 7: No you said. Ay that was good.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, I was touching at Straws. But they
Speaker 4: did a great song for us yesterday.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, but like exactly so, but I thought
Speaker 7: Susan is amazing and you know, bopping away to it,
Speaker 7: so it's fantastic.
Speaker 14: They're definitely Sue ah lovely.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Bank, have a good day.
Speaker 7: Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4: By Rob, good one on him, Bobby By, come on in,
Speaker 4: come on in. Good morning. I'm good, Rob. I hope
Speaker 4: you well this morning. Which way you go? And then Ruse?
Speaker 4: All the Saints are the Saints, your fellow Saints suffering
Speaker 4: fan ah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, unfortunately, but one day, one day we'll win.
Speaker 4: It, all right, So you're going for the Saint song? Rob,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Let's go do Kevin here, Good morning, Kevin.
Speaker 9: Good time.
Speaker 10: How are you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Which way you voting them?
Speaker 9: Definitely the Ruse mate, I'll tell you what. You've got
Speaker 9: a good voice too, good lyrics and if I had
Speaker 9: a band, I'd be putting her in the band.
Speaker 4: Wow, sir, I love this enthusiastic.
Speaker 9: And that's pretty hard. That's pretty hard coming from a
Speaker 9: book a bomber supporter.
Speaker 4: But go to Ruse lovely. Thank you very much, Kevin,
Speaker 4: and thanks going have a good day, Gary, good morning, Yeah.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian. Here are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good Gary? And which way you go? Are we
Speaker 4: going for the Saints or the Ruse?
Speaker 10: The rude? Listen to that voice.
Speaker 20: It's an update song compared to someone sayings like a
Speaker 20: trying to sing a song.
Speaker 4: All fair, it founds out We've got money meldrum on
Speaker 4: the line now from the heyday of countdown. Gary, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, you call. Let's take one last one.
Speaker 4: It is sadly looking like what happens on the Oval
Speaker 4: is happening on this show today. Lacking for the Saints.
Speaker 4: There's something sad about this is too much. Imagine Kath,
Speaker 4: good morning, here you going Kath with the final death blow? Kath,
Speaker 4: are you going for the Ruse as well?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 16: Definitely. Sue was unbelievable. She nailed every word of it
Speaker 16: was so true after fifty years of being the roots band,
Speaker 16: It's exactly how I feel. So many lows, a few highs,
Speaker 16: and yeah, amazing, so.
Speaker 4: Good great Kath, lovely lovely words there. I know Sue's
Speaker 4: listening right now. It's a great song. It's the right
Speaker 4: winner as well for the first Premium Kath, thank you
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 9: Thanks a great day all right.
Speaker 4: So the first Premium winner making the way through to
Speaker 4: the Grand Final representing the Ruse is you, Sue and
Speaker 4: mister Day.
Speaker 2: I had a smile on my face.
Speaker 13: Paydays padded such a warm embrace. But if you don't
Speaker 13: want to crown up the dunes a deep away from
Speaker 13: the camp.
Speaker 4: Which means at an hour's tie we'll have the second
Speaker 4: Premium the Pies, we'll be taking on the Blues. That's
Speaker 4: in an hour's time and then the Grand Final after
Speaker 4: eight o'clock changing.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Question o' carl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So I was just saying a start of the show
Speaker 4: this morning. I feel so honored. Yesterday I was lucky
Speaker 4: enough to actually go and get from the chairman of
Speaker 4: the dece Gary Purt. We met a Maca's drive through
Speaker 4: suiously and he we exchanged the cup, the Premiership Cup.
Speaker 4: I've actually got it in the studio. I drove it
Speaker 4: home yesterday, very very nervously was the third most nervous
Speaker 4: cart trip I've ever done. Bring him out my first
Speaker 4: two daughters from the hospital after their births, and then
Speaker 4: don't ask me to rate those things in the order
Speaker 4: of important. Lot of spot like this. Well, I'm actually
Speaker 4: holding the Premiership cup now of the MIGHTD. So I
Speaker 4: had it at my house last night and made my
Speaker 4: wife get into bed with me in the cup and
Speaker 4: we made a video which you can see right now.
Speaker 4: The only time my wife has directed me in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: I just want to say, wink wink, Maybe we'll get
Speaker 4: a taste for it. This show needs a sex video.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it does not.
Speaker 4: Through the roof. That's how I take three. Aw he
Speaker 4: can't do that. Well, I've still got the years in me.
Speaker 4: Why not? Anyway, That's not all I want to start saying.
Speaker 4: Right now, we've got the cup in the studio. Check
Speaker 4: out the video on Instagram. So yes today, when I
Speaker 4: was driving in this morning at five am, right and
Speaker 4: I was thinking, what if what if someone tries to
Speaker 4: car jacket I mean, do I pursue them? Will I
Speaker 4: be then hated by the D's fans the guy who
Speaker 4: lost the coup. It's a very nervous trip into it
Speaker 4: this morning at five am, down in the pan and
Speaker 4: down Punt Road past the mcg This is coming into
Speaker 4: Richmond as well, excited about the game that's going to
Speaker 4: be tonight. However, I would say, hands down the weirdest
Speaker 4: thing I've ever had in a car the actual Premiership Cup.
Speaker 4: So this morning called us up nine four one four
Speaker 4: one oh four to three. You call me up, he said, Christian.
Speaker 4: You don't believe what I had in my car? Yes,
Speaker 4: it's a spin off, yep. We want to know what
Speaker 4: did you have in your car? Was it a person?
Speaker 4: Was it someone famous? Something unusual? Was it a thing?
Speaker 4: I don't know what else I can suggest? Really a
Speaker 4: metaphysical object? Was it the spirit of Hoeronymous Bosh?
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Last night was lucky enough to be trusted by the
Speaker 4: my Tts with the Premiership Cup their Premiership Cup. Driving
Speaker 4: into work today, very nervous at five am. So I
Speaker 4: want to know what is the strangers? What is the
Speaker 4: most unusual thing you've had in your car? Sarah, I
Speaker 4: produce on a show, has just told me so I
Speaker 4: didn't really need to hear, but now you will also
Speaker 4: not really need to hear this occasion, have to suffer alone. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that specimen jart in the glove box. That's not unusual.
Speaker 4: We all have to do this right, But she keeps
Speaker 4: putting off going back to have the physical. She's got
Speaker 4: the you know temple, thanks rie E sampling there. It's
Speaker 4: been in there a year.
Speaker 20: Oh no, that's that's useless.
Speaker 4: When they find the next strain of COVID it came
Speaker 4: from there. That is woohn you've got in that glove box? Okay,
Speaker 4: burn the car a year? What's it turned into? All
Speaker 4: the variants that we'll ever have of COVID? H fear.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the lines. We've got a
Speaker 4: rick first up this morning, Rick, what's the most unusual
Speaker 4: way this thing? You've had? Any car?
Speaker 10: I had a frog chopping around?
Speaker 4: That's what they love to do. No, it's frogs that
Speaker 4: hop around. And why was it in there? Do you
Speaker 4: collect them or transport them?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 10: We were driving along and it was a couple of
Speaker 10: weeks ago when it had been bucketing down with rain,
Speaker 10: and all of a sudden, this little tree frog jumps
Speaker 10: on the windscreen and then he jumps off the side
Speaker 10: of the car. So I go at him, pick him up,
Speaker 10: and you know, in the pandemic, what's a great thing
Speaker 10: to pick up a frog? The face mask? So I
Speaker 10: pick him up on the face mask, put him on
Speaker 10: my foot, well my partner, she was driving, and then
Speaker 10: all of a sudden they decided to jump. Now, this frog,
Speaker 10: he was about an inch or a couple of centimeters long.
Speaker 10: He could jump at.
Speaker 4: Hang and I'm going to get his world records. You
Speaker 4: found the world frog. Do you know what in cheese
Speaker 4: is like top your thumb nail?
Speaker 10: So, yeah, it's a bit longer there. He wasn't very big,
Speaker 10: but he's all legs and all jump, just like a.
Speaker 4: Little sunny frog who's looked like Nemo finding frog. Oh
Speaker 4: he's lost his tables him? Is he's still out there
Speaker 4: now alone? I don't. So you made a little hammock
Speaker 4: for him, basically out of your face mask. And then
Speaker 4: he just he just left hopped off tod he.
Speaker 10: Did, and then he jumped on put to my knee
Speaker 10: and stared me down, looked me right in the.
Speaker 4: And then it stared you down. It's not exactly Clint Eastwood,
Speaker 4: is it the SPA stage it down?
Speaker 10: Well, he did have a big eyes, so you know
Speaker 10: it was a good stare. So anyway, we drove him
Speaker 10: home because we've got lots of frogs. I'm out in
Speaker 10: the country and kids lamb and we let him loose.
Speaker 10: And and then later that night he wasn't happy with
Speaker 10: just the right He decided to try to get into
Speaker 10: the house. He was up on the glass floor. Got
Speaker 10: a couple of snaps in me.
Speaker 4: So is he now your pet? The old one? It
Speaker 4: is frog? What's going on?
Speaker 10: Well, he's out in the garden, so he's doing his thing.
Speaker 10: But it is funny.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 10: I brought a few beaches in the garden and all
Speaker 10: the frogs they sit in the sage. You some my
Speaker 10: knockle for the little in six.
Speaker 4: Working now you've got take her out there.
Speaker 10: I'm pretty happy.
Speaker 4: Pixar, hang on pix here on the other line right now,
Speaker 4: they want to sign up this story for the next
Speaker 4: movie for Christmas. Rick and the Frog all right, then,
Speaker 4: one inch frog lover, Thank you very much for cooling Rick.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys, bye bye.
Speaker 4: Now they get better. They better get better. We got
Speaker 4: here iron. You won't believe what I've had in my
Speaker 4: car other than frog.
Speaker 22: Good morning, question.
Speaker 4: Alp irene olp. I come every they were good intentions.
Speaker 4: They dragged me down. What did you got? What are
Speaker 4: you add in your car?
Speaker 23: Well, my hobby used to drive the coaches that took
Speaker 23: the into Stoke football players around and for at least
Speaker 23: your cars for free, quite a lot. And myn just
Speaker 23: before a game one dies, I handed him a small
Speaker 23: cardboard box and said, can you look after this forest
Speaker 23: till the end of the game and it's gone? Yeah,
Speaker 23: no problems. Put it in the bottom of the coach
Speaker 23: when you watch the game play mat goes in the
Speaker 23: parks and the box was full of prilim and refinals tickets.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that he had a look yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: trying to defend him. I room, we all know a
Speaker 4: shoddy old coast driver. I always wondered what they do
Speaker 4: when they wait with that big old bus. Where do
Speaker 4: they get those short sleeve shirts like that? As well?
Speaker 4: They're always walking.
Speaker 23: A jumper and a hat. Mean less of it, but
Speaker 23: it refused to wear their hair. It writ Richmond one.
Speaker 4: I ain't thank you very much. You cool. Don't spy now, Daniel,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Danny boy.
Speaker 10: Money morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the strangest thing you've had in your car.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you're not going to believe this one.
Speaker 20: And Melbourne Cup?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, how come you have the Melbourne Cup Indy car.
Speaker 20: We were looking after it the night before for the
Speaker 20: Variety Club bash the Cup eve and the boss was
Speaker 20: asked to make sure it got delivered in the morning.
Speaker 20: So I got the fun job of taking it home,
Speaker 20: looking after it and then delivering it the next morning.
Speaker 4: It's quite a nervous sort of drive, isn't it. When
Speaker 4: I at the Premiership Cup, I was actually quite nervous.
Speaker 20: It was very nervous, not only driving home, but trying
Speaker 20: to sleep at night and then waking up the morning
Speaker 20: and then.
Speaker 4: Delivering at night. I got sleeping about not worrying about
Speaker 4: the Oh I was going to steal the braces. The
Speaker 4: next greats heist movie Oceans Australia. Danny Ocean's back and
Speaker 4: he's down under. Oh Daniel, thank you? What Stu? You
Speaker 4: call me?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Twelve hours ago to aur and of footy first bounce
Speaker 4: after a unfil the flag as well, what a big
Speaker 4: game as well to kick off a brand new season.
Speaker 4: We have our own Grand Final on the show this
Speaker 4: morning after eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: In this.
Speaker 15: Christian O'Connell's footy Oky.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to every single entry. Is it
Speaker 4: even about how good it was? Every single entry would
Speaker 4: have taken each one of you a lot of time.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for doing that. It really made
Speaker 4: us laugh. And loads of people have been commenting on
Speaker 4: the various efforts you've gone to as you try and
Speaker 4: put into song words what it's likes about it. For
Speaker 4: your team, we've been asked you to pick a song
Speaker 4: and then write your own lyrics to that song. But
Speaker 4: we have to have one winner, and just after eight
Speaker 4: o'clock we'll find out who is your winner. Rio. The
Speaker 4: prizes are waiting for the grand finalist.
Speaker 11: The prize is one thousand dollars cash plus a sixty
Speaker 11: five inch Samsung four K Smart TV value that's sixteen
Speaker 11: hundred dollars and we'll sort your family out with a
Speaker 11: silver AFILM membership for two adults and two kiddies.
Speaker 4: That's amazing, great prizes. So the first prelium we had
Speaker 4: an hour ago, Sue the Ruse fan one with this
Speaker 4: and mister day.
Speaker 13: I had a smile on my face. Pagainst Pett it's
Speaker 13: such a warm embrace. But if you don't want to
Speaker 13: crown up a June a deep away from the can.
Speaker 2: Here's the moral of the story from a girl you know.
Speaker 4: I've stuck the change through the sue. The ruse fan
Speaker 4: is waiting in the Grand Final. But who will she.
Speaker 2: Be taking on? No changing Amawana?
Speaker 4: Well, it's a lot of rival between these two. It's
Speaker 4: either going to be the Pies or the Blues. Two
Speaker 4: really good songs. Now, one thing I learned very quickly
Speaker 4: when I moved here was people got a lot to
Speaker 4: say about Pies fans. All right, I'm not saying anything else.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying people have a lot to say about
Speaker 4: Pies fans. And I wonder if the voting today will
Speaker 4: be independent. And I'm hoping I'm speaking to grown up listeners.
Speaker 4: We have a couple who, if they do like that
Speaker 4: Pie song, aren't not going to vote for it because
Speaker 4: there's not a single part of your cell at DNA
Speaker 4: that would let you do anything to support the Pies.
Speaker 4: I hope we can put aside that and all meet
Speaker 4: on a neutral common ground, a shared love of footy.
Speaker 4: These are two brilliant anthems. This could actually be the
Speaker 4: Grand Final they're both very good. In no order. Thet's here.
Speaker 4: Then this came in yesterday, late entry from laughing boy Craig.
Speaker 4: This guy's got like a smile as he's singing, slightly
Speaker 4: like the joker.
Speaker 5: Deranged it is.
Speaker 4: I can't work out why so deranged Carton. Yeah, you're
Speaker 4: quite right, all right, So this is Craig brilliant entry
Speaker 4: then too, I will survive for the Blues.
Speaker 8: At first I was little stoked. It was nineteen ninety five,
Speaker 8: Show on the flags, your bloody grouse to be alive.
Speaker 8: I strutted around like I was king. I had a
Speaker 8: permanent smugly grin. It's in the bag. We won the flag.
Speaker 8: But now it's twenty two. We haven't won a flag
Speaker 8: since Zin. But I know just what we should do.
Speaker 8: We'll get the best players and we'll create a brand
Speaker 8: new fable. Let's bring Jack.
Speaker 1: Back and we'll pay them all under the table, and
Speaker 1: we'll win five flags in a row before you'll find
Speaker 1: out what's.
Speaker 8: Going on, and then it's time to go.
Speaker 4: But it's like the last time that you'll see us
Speaker 4: on the field.
Speaker 8: It's off of the junction Ovall.
Speaker 4: We'll win the Sheffield Chill it's brilliant jo bags cold great,
Speaker 4: brilliant last minute entry. Every line in that is brilliant,
Speaker 4: very very good. Already we got one blue sphone calling
Speaker 4: in wait. You haven't heard the Pize one yet. I said,
Speaker 4: grow up, come please nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three will be the number you need. But not
Speaker 4: just yet. It's going up against a really great one
Speaker 4: that came in the end of last week from Lockie.
Speaker 4: He is a Columwood fan. Pies, Pies, Baby, give it
Speaker 4: a listen, yo, Pies.
Speaker 2: Just kick it.
Speaker 6: Bies bye baby mice Bie baby.
Speaker 17: All right, stuff, huddle up and listen. Pies back with
Speaker 17: the brand new mission. Buckley had a hold of them tightly.
Speaker 17: Does seem more looks like you're in night They will
Speaker 17: we ever win?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Light up the G and I'll go.
Speaker 17: We've been through it all McGuire and a scandal to
Speaker 17: go in in the States, been acting like a vandal.
Speaker 3: Fans have a cheer.
Speaker 17: That booms with dormant the g like a terrible monsoon.
Speaker 17: Grundee those ops with jealousy. Everybody knows that the best
Speaker 17: is Pendlebury.
Speaker 3: Love us, oh hate us. You better make weight, you
Speaker 3: better wear mouthguards. We've come to play. We are the
Speaker 3: mag Pies. We will control that. When we screen bolt,
Speaker 3: it's because he can't hold it.
Speaker 24: By Spice Baby, this is carling Wood. Bye Spye Baby,
Speaker 24: darling Wood, Bye Spice.
Speaker 4: Spa please losing votes with the Colts afraid and Conwood.
Speaker 4: Yeah you out here. However, Lucky take about such a
Speaker 4: brilliant one. Honestly, that is such a great standard. We've
Speaker 4: added this all right. So look it's uh, it's the
Speaker 4: Blues Craig in the Blues I will survive or Pies
Speaker 4: Pies Baby by Lockey. Which one do you think we
Speaker 4: should pick to go into the Grand Final to take
Speaker 4: on Sue the Ruse fan.
Speaker 7: This is the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: When two teams go to war, who will it be
Speaker 4: Blues fan? And or will it be Sorry Craig, Well,
Speaker 4: I will survive taken on Lockey the Pies Fan. Your
Speaker 4: votes count.
Speaker 15: Now Christian O'Connell's footy o.
Speaker 4: All right, let's see he's going forward into a Grand
Speaker 4: Final after eight this morning. Nicole, good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 4: Pies Pies Baby, well done, Nicole, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Anita. Good morning, Anita, Hi, Christian.
Speaker 23: Go to blues and you know what, Christian, don't put
Speaker 23: the pies in the grandparon.
Speaker 16: You know they're just gonna choke.
Speaker 4: Thank you. It's really started, isn't it? Hours away, hours away?
Speaker 4: The sledging has started, Anita, great stuff, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Paul.
Speaker 22: Good morning, Paul, Good morning Christian. How are you being
Speaker 22: a blues fan? You think I'd be going for the blues,
Speaker 22: but in a singing competition and a wordy, I have
Speaker 22: to go for the pies, you know, but I reckon
Speaker 22: for three under the table for the blues. Just bab
Speaker 22: him up a bit more.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: So Paul, you're blues fan, but you're going for all
Speaker 4: the pies. Pies baby, Yeah, well you got to go
Speaker 4: for the best one. And yeah it's a good.
Speaker 22: End of the day. Yeah, by the better team win midday.
Speaker 22: I had put to you this time a top album.
Speaker 4: That we were on AFL three sixty. I forgot we're
Speaker 4: talking about the songs you much? Amy, Good morning? Yes,
Speaker 4: Hi Christian, Yes, which way going blues or the pies?
Speaker 16: I'm going for the pies, but grudgingly because I'm a
Speaker 16: Bomber's supporter.
Speaker 4: It's testing loyalties today. Well done, thank you.
Speaker 16: I'm going to play credit WK credits due.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a nice one. Thank you very much. Amy,
Speaker 4: have a good day to thank you. Gary. Good morning. Hello,
Speaker 4: Hello there Gary, which way go?
Speaker 9: Pies Pies baby? Just on the back of that ceroconomically
Speaker 9: line Jordan and to be honest, into a song like that,
Speaker 9: But I just I need to get a recording of it.
Speaker 4: That is all right. We'll send you a little ced
Speaker 4: of it so you can play in your car and
Speaker 4: along to it. Thank you.
Speaker 9: That is great. That's more day.
Speaker 4: Hearing that great Gary. I pass it on to him.
Speaker 4: He is listening right now. Good on here, Gary, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 9: Nor next Christian.
Speaker 4: Have we how many votes that we have?
Speaker 5: By the way, four votes for Collingwood, one vote for Carter.
Speaker 4: All right, it's over guys, this over week and to
Speaker 4: all that. So going through then taking on Sue, the
Speaker 4: Ruse fan will be stud then listen, lucky, well done.
Speaker 4: It goes forward to the Grand Final taking on Sue
Speaker 4: and midhead is now the Ruse fans.
Speaker 2: It's such a warm embrace.
Speaker 4: Two great finals. Only one can win. We'll find out
Speaker 4: who it is next car brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.
Speaker 4: It is time for the Grand Final of Footy OK.
Speaker 4: For the last fourteen days, you've been giving us your anthems.
Speaker 4: You've been sharing what it's like to be a fan
Speaker 4: of your team. We asked you to pick a song
Speaker 4: karaoke style and then write your home limits to it
Speaker 4: about your team. Every single entry we've had, and I
Speaker 4: never thought we'd get so many, have really made us laugh.
Speaker 4: The DIY recording, the DIY singing. It's never been friends
Speaker 4: a singing competition. I hope you really enjoyed them. We've
Speaker 4: loved playing them out. I think we do this again
Speaker 4: next year. It has been brilliant. Whoever wins, you've got
Speaker 4: two great entries to pick form right now. But whether
Speaker 4: it's soup or whether it's lucky, what great prizes are
Speaker 4: waiting for them in five minutes time? Which is why
Speaker 4: I do ask for your time in your ears to
Speaker 4: hear both of their entries and then vote for which
Speaker 4: one you really loved, because actually being a proper fan
Speaker 4: isn't often what you see on TV where they bore
Speaker 4: you with a lot of stats. I don't know about
Speaker 4: how you talk to your friends about being footy. It
Speaker 4: isn't that percentage disposal, right, I mean, I know they've
Speaker 4: got to do all that fodder and that. Who cares?
Speaker 4: Are they crap or are they winning? That's all it
Speaker 4: is to be a fan. It's a it alright. Rio.
Speaker 4: Remind everyone the big prize is at State.
Speaker 11: Then big prize Christian one thousand dollars cash, a sixty
Speaker 11: five inch Samsung four K s my TV valued at
Speaker 11: sixteen hundred dollars. And we'll sort your family out with
Speaker 11: a silver AFILM membership for two adults and two children.
Speaker 4: Great prizes all right here it is. Then, I'm going
Speaker 4: to play these in order of qualification for the Footy
Speaker 4: ok Grand Final. She made it through first, smashed her
Speaker 4: way onto this a Ruse fan, through and through Sue
Speaker 4: with her song Run Around, Sue, have her listen to this.
Speaker 21: Here's my story. It's sad but true. It's about a
Speaker 21: team called the Canda Rus. I should have known it
Speaker 21: from the very start. The team leaves me with a
Speaker 21: broken hat. Then after game I watched in despair. To
Speaker 21: win a game now is very rare.
Speaker 13: I miss the day I had a smile on my face,
Speaker 13: pay against padded such a warm embrace. But if you
Speaker 13: don't want to cry like a dunes and keep away
Speaker 13: from the candle.
Speaker 2: Here's the model of the story from a girl. No,
Speaker 2: I've stuck with them through the husand loads. Ask any
Speaker 2: fool that I other than you. There's no changing number.
Speaker 4: Wanna I hate brilliant, great work, deserving. Find this from Sue,
Speaker 4: good luck, Sue taking on lucky Collingwood fan Pies, Pies Baby.
Speaker 3: Yo, Pi East, Let's just kick it.
Speaker 6: Bye, Spice Baby, I Spice Baby.
Speaker 17: All right, stuck up, huddle up and listen. Pies back
Speaker 17: with the brand new mission. Buckley had a hold of
Speaker 17: them tightly.
Speaker 4: Does seem more?
Speaker 3: Looks like you're in knightly? Will we ever win?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Light up the G and I'll go.
Speaker 17: We've been through it all McGuire and a scandal to
Speaker 17: go in the state's been acting like a vandal. Fans
Speaker 17: have a cheer that booms with dormant the g like
Speaker 17: a terrible Monsoo and Grundee those ops with jealousy.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that the best is Pendlebury. Love us, oh
Speaker 3: hate us? You better make weight. You better wear mouthguards.
Speaker 3: We've come to play. We are the Magpies. We will
Speaker 3: control that when we screen bowl it's because he can't
Speaker 3: hold it.
Speaker 24: Pie Spice Baby, Colin Wood Bye, Spice Baby, Coleen Wood by.
Speaker 4: So many great memorable lines, Lucky Pies, Hies Baby Spice.
Speaker 4: Which one you're going to vote for? Lines are open
Speaker 4: now nine four, one four, one, O four three? Are
Speaker 4: you going for SEU with the Ruse or Lucky Pies,
Speaker 4: Pies Baby?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you are going to the game tonight at the
Speaker 4: ge enjoy, if you see me there, come say hello,
Speaker 4: shout out level two. You find me Level two, see fourteen.
Speaker 4: I'll get back to you before the end of the
Speaker 4: show exactly where I am. Come say hi, Let's do
Speaker 4: a level two meetup. It's not hang out with those
Speaker 4: people now on level one. Let's judge them and someone
Speaker 4: knows is out them all right, then let's get into this.
Speaker 4: Who is going to be the winner of the grand
Speaker 4: final for Footy Oki? Is it going to be Locky I,
Speaker 4: Spice Baby or run Around Sue the Ruse fan? Your
Speaker 4: votes will decide it all. Let's go to the lines
Speaker 4: now up first, casting her vote. Melissa, good morning.
Speaker 23: One morning, Christing, good morning everyone.
Speaker 4: Good morning, now, welcome to the show. So thank you too,
Speaker 4: great finalists. Which way you going and why.
Speaker 23: I'm definitely voting for Lockie. He's fast paced, humorous and thoughtful,
Speaker 23: lyrics plos.
Speaker 10: I'm a pie supporter and on the way.
Speaker 23: To Magrey Drewy workday, I was bopping in the car.
Speaker 10: So he's got my boat hands down.
Speaker 4: Well done, lucky, lovely thing to say. Thank you very
Speaker 4: much me, Lissa, thanks you vote.
Speaker 9: Have a great day, guys and you.
Speaker 4: Kathy, good morning, Hello, Kathy, Welcome to the votes.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm voting for Sue for the Kangaroos.
Speaker 10: I've been a member for thirty years. Wow, I know
Speaker 10: her pain.
Speaker 16: We've had a few highs, but so many lows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you really have. Yeah. She nails it in the
Speaker 4: song as well, doesn't she.
Speaker 23: She does, then she sings it with passion, brilliant.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank.
Speaker 4: You, Kathy. All Right, have a nice day, is that.
Speaker 25: Right the moment?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I can't count sometimes only low numbers. Sonya, good morning.
Speaker 10: Hi, Hi Christian. I vote for Locke.
Speaker 23: That I just couldn't keep the smile off.
Speaker 10: Myself that song.
Speaker 4: It was just brilliant, brilliant, lovely. Thank you very much, Sony,
Speaker 4: have a good day. Thanks for voting to one to
Speaker 4: the pies. At the moment, let's go to Angie Corning, Angie,
Speaker 4: hear you? Okay? Angie? Which way going, Pies or the Ruse?
Speaker 10: Definitely the Pies.
Speaker 1: Christian for sure covers all the I ever, he covers all.
Speaker 25: The big names you got Pendlebury.
Speaker 4: You've got any big names, Angie? Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: you vote, thank you, bye, three one three one. At
Speaker 4: the moment, let's take two more. Justine, good morning, Good
Speaker 4: morning everyone morning. Justine. So you've got a really big
Speaker 4: vote right now. You can make it. You can make
Speaker 4: it level or you could sort of pull away for
Speaker 4: the pies. This is easy for me.
Speaker 16: Susie Rue all the way.
Speaker 10: Go through.
Speaker 4: Is she a friend of yours? I just love it.
Speaker 23: She's absolutely lifted the mood on you miserable.
Speaker 4: It needs a bit of a miserable morning. Both of
Speaker 4: these finers have lifted the movie. But it is a
Speaker 4: great old morning, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, go through?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Justine, thank you. So what is
Speaker 4: it at the moment, I've lost count three all rial.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 5: Three to the pies, two to the kangaroos?
Speaker 4: Is this right? Yeah? Let's go to Denny Denny. Good
Speaker 4: morning Denny. This is a big vote, Denny, A huge vote.
Speaker 10: I know you know what.
Speaker 25: It's actually controversial. Seen a route support since I was born. However,
Speaker 25: Lucky's rhythm and flow no offense too, but it just
Speaker 25: absolutely trumped the route song. So I'm gonna have to
Speaker 25: go with the pies.
Speaker 4: This is huge, huge rhythm.
Speaker 16: Yeah, rhythm and couldn't beat it.
Speaker 4: You got it. Rhythm and flow has done it. Danny,
Speaker 4: You've just picked the winner.
Speaker 25: Look at that. He owes me, then, doesn't he?
Speaker 4: Some of that money can give you your way, all right,
Speaker 4: which means the winner is Lucky Pies. Pies Baby, it's
Speaker 4: your winner for the first ever forty OK Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Let's get Lucky on now, Lucky Joe.
Speaker 10: I can't believe.
Speaker 4: Well, brilliant, brilliant. Every line is genius. Seriously, I had
Speaker 4: comedians who listened to the show wondering if gen written
Speaker 4: that and got listeners to sing it. It was so good,
Speaker 4: so many lines in there, and rhythm and flow, the
Speaker 4: rhythmon't flow. Want it for you buddies.
Speaker 10: Oh, I know, I know, I can't believe that.
Speaker 14: And just to finish it off, North Border voting for Collingwood.
Speaker 14: He's unreal. It just shows the shin bonus to get
Speaker 14: around and this is this is a great feeling.
Speaker 10: Im bloody love it.
Speaker 14: Thank you guys.
Speaker 4: So lucky. You're a twenty five year old painter. Rio
Speaker 4: is going to tell you the big prizes you've just won.
Speaker 5: Lucky.
Speaker 11: Congratulations, mate, you are a one thousand dollars richer in cash.
Speaker 11: You're also richer in TVs with a sixty five inch
Speaker 11: steps with it.
Speaker 4: Everyone's a bit emotional.
Speaker 11: And you've you and your family have got a silver
Speaker 11: AFIL membership for two adults and two children.
Speaker 14: Unreal, that is fantastic. I'm super excited for this year's
Speaker 14: season as well, so hopefully we do a bit better.
Speaker 22: Than our last year.
Speaker 4: But oh, oh my god, Lucky, I've got to ask,
Speaker 4: how long did it take to write it?
Speaker 13: Is?
Speaker 4: It is so good good?
Speaker 14: It's not that long, to be honest, Christian. I was
Speaker 14: on the job site and I thought I might just
Speaker 14: get me out of my comfort zone and write a
Speaker 14: little song. And I had to go to the toilet
Speaker 14: so i'd sit on the toilet for a little bit.
Speaker 4: Come to me.
Speaker 14: I mean that's where all.
Speaker 9: The magic.
Speaker 4: And brainstorm. So yeah, right, lucky Lucky, we're going to
Speaker 4: play your winning song. Now. Before we do, we must
Speaker 4: just say a tough luck to an outstanding, outstanding, fineest
Speaker 4: in you, Sue the Ruse fan. It was brilliant almost
Speaker 4: Sue almost, Hi Christian, tough luck mate, well done though
Speaker 4: your song was brilliant. Oh thank you, wor Unlucky, and
Speaker 4: also thank you very much to everyone who would have
Speaker 4: put in quite a lot of time to try and
Speaker 4: enter this. I know you weren't doing it just to
Speaker 4: try and win that TV that Rio insists on telling
Speaker 4: us that has been valued at sixty. It's mainly impressive.
Speaker 4: Now one's pulling over. How do you hear that? I
Speaker 4: think Fox are giving away what happens? You know it's
Speaker 4: sixteen hundred a month TV. How does he get these prizes?
Speaker 4: You've been doing it because you want to take part
Speaker 4: in what we're doing on the show, and that always
Speaker 4: means so much to us. It's the greatest joy of
Speaker 4: doing the show is you guys making it with us
Speaker 4: and the songs you've made the good, the bad. They've
Speaker 4: all been good. Thank you very very much. Everyone, enjoy
Speaker 4: it your season. Let's see how it goes. Good luck,
Speaker 4: God's look.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Didn't hear yesterday's show where we were sharing the great
Speaker 4: news Jack can be anchor. Post Bianca gave birth Friday
Speaker 4: night to young Gordon post fair Like. We've also gained
Speaker 4: a new member of the show as well. I'll look
Speaker 4: forward to hearing about how Gordon gets on. I swap
Speaker 4: messages with aman Jackie Boy. Yesterday he sent me a
Speaker 4: beautiful little ten second video. My wife actually got quite
Speaker 4: tear for watching it of his son just sleeping. And
Speaker 4: there's something at every parent understands this unfathomable joy you
Speaker 4: get just watching them asleep. And it isn't about oh
Speaker 4: they are their rest out and get some rest. It's
Speaker 4: actually about the beauty and the peace. Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 4: You didn't think you could get so much joy of
Speaker 4: watching a little person sleep, but he sent this ten
Speaker 4: just perfect, the little mouth and the eyes. And also
Speaker 4: what is it about babies that come up with those talents?
Speaker 4: Got like really sharp nails, haven't they? Yeah, yeah, babies
Speaker 4: have like really really sharp nails and obviously it's hard
Speaker 4: to you're terrified of cutting their nails as well. So yeah,
Speaker 4: everyone is doing very well. Jackie Boy. We'll be back
Speaker 4: on the show next week. Up for grabs swelling again.
Speaker 4: Tickets go and see Chris Rock. It's amazing international music
Speaker 4: coming back to Melbourne and also stand up as well.
Speaker 4: We've got the Comedy Festival in a couple of weeks time,
Speaker 4: and then Rock the Rock is coming Chris Rock bringing
Speaker 4: his brilliant ego Death Tour Margaret Court Arena August to tenth.
Speaker 4: Tickets are on sound March the eighteenth. I'll give you
Speaker 4: a reminder on the day. It's probably gonna set out
Speaker 4: very very quickly. At Tea Catic we have a pair
Speaker 4: right now. The world is crazy right now, isn't it right?
Speaker 4: And then suddenly you've got Elon Musk. Well, I haven't
Speaker 4: listened to this from the news take.
Speaker 11: Billionaire Elon Musk has challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to
Speaker 11: a duel.
Speaker 1: Musk tweeted hereby challenged Vladimir Putin to single combat. Steaks
Speaker 1: are Ukraine?
Speaker 5: Does Elon must get Ukraine if he wins?
Speaker 4: Or I mean single combat as well, what is that?
Speaker 4: Even I don't even heard that phrase single combat.
Speaker 5: My jousting sticks out.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Putin smokes him within the first round. Seriously,
Speaker 4: you're going up against someone who used to run the
Speaker 4: CAGB and is a Judo ninth dad and is like
Speaker 4: the most eveless man on the planet. What's Elon Musk done?
Speaker 4: He's a rich billionaire. A little bit of work. It
Speaker 4: is private pilate studio with Diane. The world's crazy. So
Speaker 4: today with this news it always didn't say it that
Speaker 4: he said a fight to the death as well. It's like, yes,
Speaker 4: all right, so today's time waste for this is fighting
Speaker 4: celebrities fighting celebs. Let's go Betty fights. Rip that old girl.
Speaker 4: She had her right hand on her low. Oh my word,
Speaker 4: she would dig you.
Speaker 5: Out silver plus.
Speaker 4: But then the Carlisle a lovely friendly lady. Not when
Speaker 4: she's been on the gin, beligerent Carlile. Maybe have some
Speaker 4: waters now, Belinda, go Tom Hanks. He's a nice guy,
Speaker 4: know when he gets angry. Tom Shanks the shanker. Silver
Speaker 4: Mam Madonna tough as nails. That's right, she's mm anna.
Speaker 4: Oh oh that's a bronze ben Knuckle grils good Silver
Speaker 4: plus and half Nels Mandela tap or he will choke
Speaker 4: you out. Not so peaceful, surrender to half Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 4: All right, fighting slavers? What have you got the boy
Speaker 4: pretender Rios?
Speaker 5: Wheregie Murphy?
Speaker 4: You hear any laughter? Right now?
Speaker 5: I thought maybe the mic you might have turned it
Speaker 5: off by accident.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, Patchy. Then we get from Honey David.
Speaker 4: He still half. I'll give you the spirit of Jack
Speaker 4: lives on.
Speaker 5: Well performed Pablo kick Asso, So.
Speaker 4: That is very, very good.
Speaker 5: I will try one more. You loved him in the
Speaker 5: Sure Shank Redemption. Yea more guns Freeman.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's good, Yeah Silver all right, Christian Show podcast
Speaker 4: Fighting Celebrities is the time waster? Oh boy, what am
Speaker 4: I working with? I do my best to train up
Speaker 4: the next generation of radio superstars.
Speaker 5: I'm a professional.
Speaker 4: I keep sendero. Don't forget what we do. For some reason,
Speaker 4: it loots Jack. It's the same as you as well.
Speaker 5: It's impossible.
Speaker 4: We have a price. We have to have a winner
Speaker 4: at the end of it. He's written down Patsy bless
Speaker 4: him on a piece of paper. Capital enough winner.
Speaker 5: I've got notes all over the desk put calls through.
Speaker 4: Speak when spoken to my presenter, brackets the bomb. All right,
Speaker 4: let's do it. You ready to mark them? I am ready?
Speaker 4: Are you ready to order Winner? Now? I am all right?
Speaker 4: So Fighting celebrities Al Punchino, Good Start Silver, Drew Puncy Moore,
Speaker 4: I love that one. Go one on, Jimmy ash Karate
Speaker 4: for ash Party.
Speaker 5: Well she plays multiple sports at Silver Plus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Scow, Mofoco, mofo, don't mester with this, mofoy. I
Speaker 4: take Albanie. I don't care how rich you're getting. I've
Speaker 4: got that exercise bike. Silver. I'm gonna have to be
Speaker 4: careful with the getting this pronunciation right. It's supposed to
Speaker 4: be David Ambra. John sent me this one. David A
Speaker 4: you wanna gobra? Oh okay, David A, you want to gobra.
Speaker 5: It's a hard note from me.
Speaker 4: I think it deserves the gold Bill Gates to Hell.
Speaker 4: He will take you to the gates of Hell.
Speaker 5: Scary man Silver Plus.
Speaker 4: Why don't Josh Leonardo Leonardo to capitate you? Oh no,
Speaker 4: tak it easy? John and E Spentley Judo Law Oh,
Speaker 4: Ashley Brye for Sweet Nippon Silver are going to be
Speaker 4: excited with the martial arts tool. Now I mentioned half
Speaker 4: Nelson Mandela from a man of peace? You did? What
Speaker 4: about Smother Teresa? What a great tag team from the
Speaker 4: Holy People, the Holy Fighters. You go meet your maker
Speaker 4: with Smother Teresa.
Speaker 5: Such a violent in Yeah that's a gold fluster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it is Nicholas Cage Fighter, Silva Nanchuck, Norris
Speaker 4: slam nil It takes into the matt slam Neil. I
Speaker 4: look at the old man. He was slamming to the
Speaker 4: mat Silva. Don't Chris, shouldn't you be teaching dad I?
Speaker 4: Dallai body slam yar. We're building a real team.
Speaker 5: Here, Mother terse Yes, I didn't like mother terrasa half.
Speaker 4: Now half Nelson Mandela and now Dallai body slamya.
Speaker 5: That is a gold for me.
Speaker 4: Who's he Thurman arms God? Nicole Kilderman, Oh we're you
Speaker 4: mess with? Nicole? Very dark?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Bronze Australian Hero.
Speaker 4: Bronx Brad Pittbull Bronze Tom you're cruising for Bruising Bronze
Speaker 4: And on taekwon Do, who is the winner? Rio? Who's
Speaker 4: off to go and see Chris.
Speaker 5: Rock live on Taekwondo? Right at the end, Jack does
Speaker 5: this because it's.
Speaker 4: The only one in No Notes anymore, No Notes Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: They're not helping you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: You might want to make a note, Erio, We're going
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Speaker 4: tomorrow's show. Today, because we had the epic, your epic
Speaker 4: Grand final for Tioki weakest claim to fame gets bumped
Speaker 4: over the Thursday, It's back tomorrow at eight. Eight is
Speaker 4: in the nineties also bumped in the middle of a
Speaker 4: song today. That's how I make decisions. Why think about
Speaker 4: it calmly terrify your producers by doing it on the fly.
Speaker 4: Eightes of the nineties will be on tomorrow's show. If
Speaker 4: you're going to the game tonight anyway, you're going to
Speaker 4: be watching it as home as well. Go Doggies, Go des.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to be back at the g tonight
Speaker 4: to actually see the return of football. The atmosphere tonight
Speaker 4: isn't just about the flag being on phone in front
Speaker 4: of you know, proper Dees fans, not a Johnny cum
Speaker 4: Lately like me of the last couple of years rocking
Speaker 4: up here, and by luck, I'm just lucking out Bick
Speaker 4: and the dies. It's about your game is back, and
Speaker 4: it's incredible. It's back in your front rooms and your pubs,
Speaker 4: in your heart. It's amazing and it is back today.
Speaker 4: Whatever happens tonight, I hope it's an epic game like
Speaker 4: the Grand Final. If you are their Salo level two,
Speaker 4: shout out to my level two brothers and sisters. Enjoy
Speaker 4: the game, Enjoy thirty. We are back tomorrow morning. Paul
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