WEBVTT - FULL: Daddy's Spooning The Cup 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.440 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:08.280 I didn't like it. 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:09.400 I fell asleeping part. 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:11.680 That's a urban myth. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:14.560 Who are the losers that are going on reviewing a 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:15.440 tree on Google? 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.840 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three got. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.200 Out already on Wednesday. Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell show. 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:25.439 Good morning, Patsy, morning mate, how are you? 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:27.600 I'm good? Do you know what? Super? Excited? 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.840 I bet you are? 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.520 Not? Only is footing back today? Got my tickets shout 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.200 out level two. I'll see you there. Have you seen 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:36.519 what's in the studio, Patsy? 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.200 I thought that was your makeup case. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:44.280 This is the Premiership Cup. Wow, the actual D's Premiership Cup. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.040 The cup. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:50.239 Yeah, drove in with it this morning. How did you 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:51.680 get to have it. 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:52.400 In your possession? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.760 I picked it up yesterday in a Macca's car park 0:00:55.800 --> 0:01:00.280 from Gary pert the chairman of the D's. It was 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.040 like a drug deal but with silverware. All right, I'm 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.119 very middle aged drug deal with all lovely silverware. It's 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:09.320 been cleaned for you, Christian as well. Pertry said, So yes, 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:12.240 we're all. We're all. I guess Premiership cuts and major 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:15.520 sporting trophies are exchanged. I literally pulled up my car 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:18.240 next to his, opened the boot. Gary opened his and 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.600 we both got out and shook hands and then got 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:25.160 the He just got it out and it is so 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:30.200 shiny and beautiful. I was so nervous driving away this. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.080 Over the last couple of months of the D's wanted, 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.160 it's actually brought so many people, so much happiness, you know, 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:37.800 proper fans, not just some ones that got a couple 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.920 of years ago like me. We've actually gone through three 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.240 three and a half years of waiting. For a three 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:44.520 and a half years I had to go through waiting 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.880 for a flag, and then I finally get one. He 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.279 was saying, Now, his neighbors they've got two little boys 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:54.080 and they're under ten, eight and ten. They're mega D's fans. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.040 So on Christmas Eve, Gary took it round to the 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.080 mum and dad knocked on their door about ten o'clock. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.160 It's just had an idea after a couple of beers 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.160 and he said, hey, the boys. The boys sleep upstairs 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.560 and are like, yeah, why don't you take this and 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.519 fill it up with all their presents? Oh wow, put 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.880 it by the tree, and so when they wake up, 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.800 this is what they see. And he said the About 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.480 two days later they sent the video of what that 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.000 actually looked like on that Imagine if you were a 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.880 mega DS fan and you wake up on Christmas Day, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.960 you go down running downstairs, excited to get your presents. Anyway, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.560 it's the great s day of the year when you're 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:34.359 a kid. And then under your tree is your club, 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.680 the D's the cup, the Premiership Cup with your presence 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:41.320 in it. That's an amazing memory. Boys burst into tears. 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:44.640 Oh that is the greatest day of their life, isn't it. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.040 It's actually I said, you've ruined Christmas for those parents. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.360 So where'd you go from there? I tell you where downhill? Oh? 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:57.679 They win it again this year? Right, where's the cup? Yes, center, 0:02:58.000 --> 0:02:58.960 where's the cup? 0:02:59.120 --> 0:02:59.840 Or what I have to give it? 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:04.360 Yeah? So yeah, we are super excited. Footies back today. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.120 I'm going to see the D's versus the Doggies. I 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:08.720 hope it's as great as the Grand Final and a 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.280 similar result, but we won't see. It's a brand new year. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:14.639 But yeah, on today's show for us, we have our 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:17.280 own Grand Final. It is time to actually make a 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.320 big decision. You'll be helping us out in footy Oak. 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.560 Of the last two weeks we've been asking you to 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.239 pick a song, any song you want, put your lyrics 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.760 about your club to it, and we've had so many 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:32.240 great entries, some that are shabby. It's never been a 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.880 singing competition, but they are amazing. So we have the 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.280 top four of the ladder. You're gonna help pick the 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.160 winner during the show today. We're gonna have kind of 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.040 two prelims that are Grand Final at eight o'clock, Big 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:44.880 show today. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.320 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:53.120 So genuinely we have got the Premiership Cup in the studio. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.000 I did get it yesterday. I was genuinely patsy when 0:03:56.040 --> 0:04:01.360 I drove it home, so nervous. Even if some rear 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.720 ends me goes into the back, that's a real problem 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.240 if this thing gets dinged. It came in with this 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.280 enormous you have to come in a minute patsage on 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.839 the outbreak. You'll see this ridiculous flight case. It came in. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.800 It was sort of thing that a traveling circus might have. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.440 And then when I got it in the house, my wife, 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.960 you know, was like, do I need to ring the 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:23.000 insurance company. Are we covered for? This is a forward thinker, 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.680 is I don't now presume that the clubs have their 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:30.440 own insurance? Would I be covered under that? And I 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.480 was thinking, actually I don't. I don't know. Just so anyone, 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:34.880 I kept it in the bedroom. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.720 All night, nursing it in your bed. 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:40.320 Yeah, yeah, the German shepherd dog guarding it as well. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:45.880 And then always I would. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.240 What, Well, you're a diehard fan. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.320 Why wouldn't you what spoon it? 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:50.440 Of course you would, you love you. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.880 It's a threesome with my beloved one. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:53.880 You didn't say threesome. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:55.880 Well, I'm kicking her out of the bed from a 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:56.839 metallic cup. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.120 Di'd you be cuddling it? 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.680 It's a bit strange. Don't go in there and see it. 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.120 Dad's like that. He's spooning the Premiership Cup right now. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.040 It's a dee fact. It's been a long journey for you, dad, 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:12.839 three and a half years waiting waiting for this moment. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.039 Just just let him have a couple of minutes in 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:16.560 there with the cup that was just on the floor 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:19.680 in the bedroom. AnyWho. All right, let's get into the 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.800 eight this week. The eight Z is we're trying to 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.880 do the eight z of movie villains. Some of you 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:27.880 yesterday were even kind enough to grace us, not with 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.520 just a movie villain name, but an impression as well, 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:31.880 and I hope that continues this morning. 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:39.360 I'm Clerville, I washer first, Freddy Krueger, Welcome. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.400 To my nightmare. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:47.559 Hans Gruber, mclan this is all spot. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:55.600 This was a call in my line. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:56.159 Called it it better. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:02.000 I am gravely christ'sor morialgy. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:07.840 You have less frontal development speak scar A Gilbert Vasa, 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.479 car Li fucking. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:12.120 Took Away. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.120 I'll get you my pretty little dog. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:19.080 Wow, I get you mine pretty and your little dog. 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:26.320 Pertually doing the wicked witch was more terrifying. Poor Chris 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.560 the word we love God and order as well when 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.120 you get on the wrong side of that. All right, 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.160 so Rio at the whiteboard. What do we have wide open? Now? 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:35.840 On our ats? 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.560 There's still a lot wide open Christian that beggars can't 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.240 be choosed. At this point, I think you've got a 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:40.880 movie villain. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:41.720 Just call in. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.160 Look, Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.120 We need a movie villain's name this morning to try 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:51.320 and go through the alphabet filling it with your movie villains. 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:56.360 Bonus prizes if you will do an impression. Remember this 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.600 is not an impression competition. Nine four one one O 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.800 four three. Get your villain on, get your impression on. 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.720 All right, let's go to the lines. Have we got here? Nick? 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:09.640 Good morning, Nick? Morning morning, nicky boy. You're having a 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:10.480 good week so far? 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.360 Oh yeah, busy and you know, getting ready for the 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:15.720 Star Wars Club for next month. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:20.200 Oh a nice plug. And what is the Star Wars Club? Nick? 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:21.360 What do you do? What do you run? 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.760 Well, let's the Star Wars Club. We just start walking. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.480 It's it's where we all stars fans get together and 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:31.600 we talk about Star Wars. I mean, you know what's 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.920 coming up, like the Kenobi series coming at the end 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:38.240 of May. And and also we actually have dealers and 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:41.400 an auction as well, and we sell stuff and here 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:45.120 we meet other stars fans and pretty intry. Actually it's 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:46.120 in Chaston. 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.800 Nine of April, Chadston. What about is it in Chadstone 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:49.400 food Court? 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.000 Not the shopping center, but further down. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:55.720 I'll come out right, just go through the back of Broader. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:59.960 Uh the nerds out the back. Uh that Obie series 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.040 you're talking about. I'm actually going forward to seeing that. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:07.240 But no Darth Mare No, there's Darth made actually all right, 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.000 so don't feel very welcome, though I've never been shut down. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.160 I was open to get an invite to Jadstone just 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:16.680 around the back of Prada. Hang with you guys. When 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.600 is the next one? Because it will be people interested. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.800 I know, Rio s into all this stuff. He has 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:24.240 got his own Kenobi clubby calls at the KK No, 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:30.680 I think it anyway, When is it? 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.760 It's on the ninth of April. Yeah, from twelve pm 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:35.520 to five pm. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:36.000 Bloody. 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:36.199 Yeah. 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:41.200 I five hours of Star Wars chat. That's a lot day, 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:41.840 isn't it, Nick? 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.840 Yeah, because I also practicing my lines, you know, because 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.319 we're thinking of actually doing it, you know, like saying 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.200 her five favorite st Wars lines as well? 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:52.840 Gotcha great? And what are your top three favorite Star 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:53.760 Wars lines? Nick? 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.720 No, I am your father? 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:58.880 Yeah. I mean that's the Hall of Famer, isn't it? 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.599 One of the greatest lines in cinema? 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:01.280 Yeah. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:05.080 And then there's also that they just said, is you 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.640 don't know the power of the dark Side and you had. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.360 A cold that day, didn't he? Oh? 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:14.160 Yeah, and also made the Force be with you cool? 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:17.160 Its lovely well done mate? All right, So I'm guessing 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.079 Darth Vader obviously is there. And it's right that you 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.360 give us Darth Vader as well. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.160 Nick, thank you. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:25.880 And what is the name again of your Star Wars club? 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:27.960 You're on Facebook? If people want to find out more. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.960 Yeah, it does on Facebook. You can find star Walking 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.920 dot net and you'll find all the information. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:38.360 Gotcha, star walking dot net? Good man? All right, Niki? 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:39.480 Why good luck with the meet up? 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.960 Yeah, I made the force boo with you? 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.319 Good man. Nick, thanks for the chat, all right, mate? 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:48.400 You go, and Patsy you got the dates? 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.320 Yes, yes, I've written them down. 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:54.600 I'm here, great, yeah, Shane, good morning, Good morning guys. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.040 How I yeah, yeah, yeah, good shaneymore. May the Force 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:01.800 be with you and thank you, bless you, and I'm Shane. 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:07.079 What's your movie villain you've got for us? Gollum? Yes, 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.679 what a great one. Whenever I see Pootin on TV, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.839 he reminds me of Gollam. And I don't just mean 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.640 that immobile, horrible way he sort of looks. I mean 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.960 actually the fact he's obsessed with this ring of power 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.600 that will ultimately destroy him. He is Gollum, isn't he? 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:25.280 My presence is the going around going my pettis. 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:27.640 I can do an impression too. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:29.319 Please the floor is yours. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:33.160 Come to snook. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:35.600 That. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:41.240 Wow, that's a great one shape. That's really good. Shame 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:45.959 will send your prize with that, Thanks mate, Sam. Good 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:48.480 morning Sam, Hi Christian? 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:48.960 How are you? 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.000 I'm good. Welcome to the show. Sam, Thanks for going 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:52.920 to Succord. I tell you're on the road already. Nice 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.160 and Ernie you have to work? 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.560 Yeah, yeah, what do you do? 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.559 Sam? 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:02.319 I actually work at a place that employs ex offenders 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.200 and we deliver fruit and milk to workplaces. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.360 Ah, good for you, well done. Sounds like you're doing 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:07.960 good work there. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.600 Thank you, it is it is very good. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.800 And uh don't I don't know how some of you 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:15.720 are the people that were going to feel about you 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.839 calling you for this one like call your mate to 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:24.280 you know, is about movie villains. I thought she was 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.800 on last site? Is that ho what she thinks? We 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:30.720 all are movie villains. We can never change. Did you 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.400 hear Sam on the radio? And I've never heard of 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.760 call call him up before? Sam? Who is the movie villain? 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.520 Mate from the Fifth Element? 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.040 Yeah? All right, ya put that one down? Would take 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.320 zor from you? Do you want to do an impression. 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.319 I tried this morning off the top of my head. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:12:01.719 I can't remember what he says. I'm more into Bruce Willis. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.600 Not the question I asked, but just nice to have 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.959 that for our files on you, Sam. Okay more to 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:12.400 Bruce Willis's talk. All right, Sam, you have a good day. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.040 Thank you very much for calling well. 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.000 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.200 What a Big Day is Then today footy is back 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.440 tonight where it belongs right here and at the MCG. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.160 We have our own kind of grand final today on 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:27.280 the show with this. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.680 Christian O'Connell's footychy. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.160 Over the last couple of weeks, then getting excited to 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.720 have a countdown to return of footy. We've been asking 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:44.439 you to tell us what it's like to be a 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.960 fan of your club to Barratt for the club, all 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:51.360 the ups and downs, mainly downs we've heard about. We've 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.719 asked you to pick a song, any song you want, 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.480 and then write your own lyrics about being a fan 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:00.000 for your sign. Some of them have been amazing. Day. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.280 I've been telling you, reminding you this is not a 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.199 singing competition. This is not going to be one by 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.200 a great singer. It's going to be one by a 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:11.319 passionate super fan. Some of you have suffered too much 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.600 by any more songs from Weeping Bombers or Saints fans 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.640 every day opening up these entries they've been in, they've 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:21.440 been brilliant. So what we're going to do then to 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.640 find the big winner of our grand final as two 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.040 of the songs go up against each other at eight 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:32.200 o'clock this morning, the winner. It's an amazing prize rio 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.440 the prizes that await the winner this morning of Footyoki. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:39.679 The amazing prize includes one thousand dollars cash plus a 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:43.000 sixty five inch Samsung four K Smart TV valued at 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.920 sixteen hundred dollars and the piece to is his stunts. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.760 Will sort yourself out with a family membership Silver grade 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:51.720 for two adults and two children. 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.360 Thank you for carrying on, even if Jack Post isn't here. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.840 That we've had the TV valued, I mean obviously in 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:06.240 the UK we have antiques valued this amazing moving image box. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.640 Better get this, I think they call them TVs. We 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:15.280 have it valued by an auctioneer legit value at sixty 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:19.600 hundred bucks. Whoa, And then they saw them up with 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:20.920 the AFL membership which is my. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:24.360 AFL membership for two adults and two children. Forty games you'll. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.360 Get to go to. That is brilliant, all right, So 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.240 here are It's very hard just to will it down 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.280 to four because if you've heard some of them, they've 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.720 all been brilliant. They've really really made us laugh. But 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:38.480 in no order, here are the final four. This one 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:41.240 only came in yesterday. We're being played on the show 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.520 Blues Fan Cult Fan. I will survive five flags in 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:49.440 a row before guill five out what's going on and 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:50.400 then it's time to go. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.880 But it's the last time that you'll see us on 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:57.400 the field. It's off of the junction Ovaal we'll win 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:58.600 the Sheffield Chill. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.680 So that was Craig. He literally got in there right 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:07.080 before the deadline yesterday. You might have heard this one 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:11.320 from Lucky a Pies fan. Pies Pies Baby. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.280 Stuff had a loup ben listen, Pie's back with the 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.240 brand new mission. Buckley had a hold of them tightly. 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:19.680 Does see Moore looks like you're a nightly Will we 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:20.120 have a win? 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:20.320 Yo? 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:23.200 I don't know, Light up the gen and I'll go 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:26.000 being through it all McGuire and a scandal to going 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.760 in the stakes being acting like a vandal. 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.640 Fans that book told you standard's very very good, So 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.600 that's lucky he makes it in Also, well we when 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.040 we talk about what it is to be a fan, 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:37.760 this is what it is to be a fan if 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.560 you're a Saint Kilda fan. Imagine by poor. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:49.520 Paul, Imagine all the Saints fans. I love this, trying. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:58.200 To cry. And then this is brilliant from Sue. She 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:01.880 took Dion's run around. Sue a Kangaroos fan, and mister. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.800 Day I had a smile on my face. Pay against 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:08.120 padd It's such a warm embrace. But if you don't 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.640 want to crown out a dune, a keep away from 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:12.040 the can. 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:14.360 There's the moral of the story. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:18.800 From aging know, I've stuck with them through the housand loads. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.800 Ask Anny Pool that I have a news. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.560 There's no changing amer Wana. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.320 Right, Okay, let's put seniors, we've got the actual premiership, 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:31.840 come to the studio. Let's put all the four song 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:37.080 names into this cup. That means like sort of now 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:42.080 he's sort of nodding like yeah, that's a lovely idea. Again, 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:45.120 he's got the same speed of reaction to our friend 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:48.720 chat post who you're looking after his seat. You really 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.960 are sort of doing your own sort of karaoke version 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:52.800 of them. They're the sort of happy to come along 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:57.200 for the ride. I'm buying time in. Perhaps you can 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.160 you tell me all the four names in whether it's 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:05.480 Craig and Lockey, Paul and Sue into the prayer a 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.000 ship cup and we stir them around and then we 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:09.880 pull them out what they do when they play. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.879 Fair way of doing it, because they're all equal, like 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.679 equally deserving, aren't they They are deserving. 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.520 It's a fair way to do it. Thank you, Patsy, 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:21.639 letting me help fill as well when you're ready run, 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:27.280 Thank you very much. Okay, let's so then the first 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:34.680 song will plea run around Sue. Yay, we'll play who 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.719 we got here? I don't think raid your hand? Right? 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.840 What do you want to steak? Sydney? What is that? 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.400 I imagine? Imagine? 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:48.320 That does not say imagine? All right, So run around Sue. 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:49.720 This song, let's hear it in full. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:56.639 Here's my story. It's sad but true. It's about a 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:58.679 team called the Cando. 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:00.639 You can be voting in a so listen. 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.560 Yeah, I should have known it from the very start. 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.920 This team leave me with a broken hat. Then after 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:11.879 game I watched indispair to win a game now is 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:15.280 very rare, and mister day, I had a smile on 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:18.919 my face. Pay against Pad. It's such a warm embrace. 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:22.080 But if you don't want to cry out that dunes 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:25.000 and keep away from the candle. 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:27.840 Where's the moral of the story from a govern No, 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:32.480 I've stuck with them through the hausand loads asked any 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:33.840 fool that I ever. 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.600 Knew, there's no changing. I'm a wanna who. 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:40.800 Said I hate brilliant, great lyrics, great voice as well. 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.560 Really well done. But you've taken on a good opposition 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.200 in the Saints, and it's rare that anyone ever gets 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:51.480 to say that, but in this competition it's actually true. Imagine, well, 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.680 just imagine the life of a Saints fan. 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:58.400 Imagine we've won a premiership. 0:18:59.240 --> 0:18:59.640 Problem. 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.080 It's bloody hard to. 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:15.840 Do nothing since sixty six and how that hurts you. 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:32.560 Imagine all the Saints fans trying not to cry beautiful 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:40.320 hit along. You may say that we're dreaming, but we're 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:48.480 not the only ones. If the Doggies and the D's can. 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:54.639 Do it, perhaps our time has come. 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.879 He doesn't tell it. He's convincing himself with that line 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:00.679 of hope. All right, so here you go. Are you 0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:03.879 going for their Saints anthem there for Paul or are 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:06.679 you going for Sue the Kangaroos fan? Is it it's 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:09.800 Ruse versus Saints this morning in our first prelim going 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:12.280 the winner. Your winner will go through to the big 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.440 Grand Final after eight. So call in now, which one 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:17.800 do you think we should pick? Is it the Saints 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:20.560 song there imagine? Or is it run around Sue the 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:23.400 Ruse fan? Nine four one four one oh four three 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:24.040 Vote now. 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:33.080 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:37.800 Christian O'Connell's Footy Ogy. 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:41.800 All right over the last two weeks counting down to 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.840 the return of footy today tonight round one at the 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.400 g We're asking you tell us what it's like put 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.919 your words to the pain, to the joy, to the frustration. 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:53.200 What is it like to barrack fifth or club? Pick 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.920 a song and put your own lyrics, your own words 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:59.040 into it. So many great entries we've willing down to 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:01.280 a top four. They're all be taking each other on 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:06.560 the prelims. First prelim we have representing the Saints, Paul 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:08.760