WEBVTT - MINI: Garden Office

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Take News to My House, Big news, right, A lot

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<v Speaker 2>going on that energy, you know, a lot of going

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<v Speaker 2>on on that energy in my house. Got two teenage daughters,

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<v Speaker 2>one in year twelve, one in year ten, big years.

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<v Speaker 2>And then obviously there's the og fifty two year old

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<v Speaker 2>teenage and my wife. They gang up on me. They

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<v Speaker 2>get it's like a pile on every day.

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<v Speaker 1>He's sitting duck in there.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of times I have to apologize on behalf

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<v Speaker 2>of the patriarchy is alone representative of some kind of

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<v Speaker 2>wounded masculine in that house and like an animal at

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<v Speaker 2>times cornered in there. Anyway, as in a wife the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>I snapped right when we brought the sounds about three

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, the real estate agent went, I think this

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<v Speaker 2>is like a youth This could be like a utility room.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife just goes, that'd be your office, Ok, why

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<v Speaker 2>would I? Yeah, your quice goes and I'll share it

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<v Speaker 2>with you, And I say, oh god, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 2>And so that's what's member three years. My wife soders,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be trying to work on the next grape radio

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<v Speaker 2>idea and Suddenly I hit my wife, going, cat are

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<v Speaker 2>you free for cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you free for coffee?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm trying to focus in my utility room,

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<v Speaker 2>gallyway here so life at the weekend. This can't carry on, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the next great idea is alluding me still for three

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<v Speaker 2>years in this house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also where the German shepherd uses the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Poo's in there. It's just a dumping ground in there,

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<v Speaker 2>right And I said, this is it I need. I

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<v Speaker 2>need an office in the garden. My wife said, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>at the only available space. Yeah, I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 2>a shed like a going to have Basically that's all

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<v Speaker 2>I'm allowed. Down the side of my house is an

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<v Speaker 2>area that's been allocated now for me. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>have a shed in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Down the side, not even in the backyard. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>room in the backyard. It's down the side of the

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<v Speaker 1>house where the hot water unit is.

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<v Speaker 2>No by the way, the bins are. I will literally

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<v Speaker 2>move the bins aside, like the back cave where it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a hidden entrance through The bins are only being

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<v Speaker 2>inspired by the grass cutting. Some dog turds feel the

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<v Speaker 2>need for radio and inspiration.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they go, I bet you're not building it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting into someone to build it.

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<v Speaker 2>If I build it, it's in the news. I'm trapped

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<v Speaker 2>in it. Outrage of that Christian was trapped in a

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<v Speaker 2>shacky mate that the unibomber's cabin or something I can't

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<v Speaker 2>build that could even hang a picture. I'm building some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of shabby, old, cheap shed. I'm going to buy

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<v Speaker 2>from Bunny.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're gonna make it look like a part of

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<v Speaker 1>the house or is it gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>Cost of fortunes to drive up blend and sculptured it.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't grand designs.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be like a summer house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to be like that. So you're talking

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<v Speaker 2>like a shed budget I've been given it's literally a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of hundred bucks. I must just go to get

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<v Speaker 2>a tense you're gonna, I know what, You're gonna end

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<v Speaker 2>up with one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got one one of those metal sheds that you

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<v Speaker 1>buy it Bunnings. You can wrick yourself. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>so funny, that's right, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A whipper sniffer in the corner. Old paintings, off cut carpets,

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<v Speaker 2>and they mean a sad little desk.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got one of those for the paintings. I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you now, you're gonna be so hot in summer

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<v Speaker 1>and so win. There'll be about four days a year

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<v Speaker 1>where it's perfect temperature.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll be separated from the noisy chao or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, this is Sarah's plot to just get you

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<v Speaker 1>out of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay pushed out that way. I'm willing in this

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<v Speaker 2>murther idea, right. I don't know whether because people would

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<v Speaker 2>have had to work out and improvise home working spaces

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<v Speaker 2>due to COVID, and I'm guessing some people, because not

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<v Speaker 2>everyone is back to work at their office now five

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<v Speaker 2>days a week, you're probably still doing some kind of

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<v Speaker 2>homework in wherever that is under the stairs or in

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<v Speaker 2>the garage or wherever. He might even be working out

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<v Speaker 2>of a shed at times. I'm thinking about buying like

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<v Speaker 2>a rust bucket of a motor home and just keeping it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not choking, right, it might be cheap in

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<v Speaker 2>the miner's shed and having like a base made just

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<v Speaker 2>park out the front of my house and using it

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<v Speaker 2>as a as a as a stationary office, like breaking

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<v Speaker 2>bed's that big, but I mean I could interview guests,

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<v Speaker 2>I could use as a podcasting hub. Surely that's a

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<v Speaker 2>that's a professional.

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<v Speaker 1>Neighbors going to think of that. The guy on the street,

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<v Speaker 1>the Lovely street as well, tree line, straight Street.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's a guy morning, I'm going into my office

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<v Speaker 2>a motor home, obscuring all the views around there. The

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<v Speaker 2>residents would complain.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think you would get more work done in

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<v Speaker 1>the motorhome than the shed. So if anyone's got a

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<v Speaker 1>free motor.

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<v Speaker 2>Home, please, I'm happy to sell a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Of hundred bucks on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone has got some kind of shabby mate do

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<v Speaker 2>home office as well, I'd love to hear about it.

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