Speaker 1: Okay, we're good to go. Yeah, right, I'll by the way, everyone,
Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. Jenna is paneling the show today.
Speaker 1: Mitch and her have swapped seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is in preparation for Jenna's side show.
Speaker 1: Which is a bit too loud, bringing down a bit.
Speaker 1: So she's pushing all the buttons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all in preparation for the Jenna side show
Speaker 2: going down. Because you're pulling your you're pulling the one
Speaker 2: that says Mitch, that's you. You're in Mitch because you're
Speaker 2: in Mitch's cet.
Speaker 1: You're putting your own mic down. Well am I that's me? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds good. We're about even.
Speaker 2: Now bear with us for this show everyone.
Speaker 1: So Jenna's never pushed the buttons in the radio studio,
Speaker 1: but she's going to be filling in for us over
Speaker 1: the Christmas break, so they will still be weekly podcasts
Speaker 1: dropping on your feet, but they'll be hosted by Jenner.
Speaker 2: And this is training.
Speaker 1: So whenever you're ready, hit the open up could without
Speaker 1: further ado, here's the show.
Speaker 2: I'm going now, people.
Speaker 1: That ruined our ears, put it down a bit. Do
Speaker 1: you know how to pull that fade out?
Speaker 2: Pull the knob striking, people do some weird shit.
Speaker 3: Television legend Carrie and Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 3: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 2: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 2: mercury pikes, p y k e s Hey, why I
Speaker 2: kay as in kill Hey?
Speaker 4: Why kay?
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 4: Wood, Why is the life so expensive? I'm not even
Speaker 4: having a good child.
Speaker 5: He is just.
Speaker 2: By a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: What about me? Don't forget who he is?
Speaker 2: Michulli and oh ninety three eggs and brey hol Rod.
Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. Can I can I pick a bone
Speaker 1: with you? Right now? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Oh? Straightaway?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenny, you might have to rewind in that open
Speaker 1: U could thought lous in recent weeks. You keep talking
Speaker 1: over my name? What do you mean? It's like now
Speaker 1: here's Mitch Chruy and Mitchell Hello, everyone let him say
Speaker 1: my name.
Speaker 2: That's classic radio, did you yes? You do?
Speaker 1: You never used to drown out my name.
Speaker 2: You're just jealous ever since the shows are amount.
Speaker 1: I've got the opener a bit too loud. Turn it down.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you were drowning that. No, he's very loud
Speaker 2: now he is.
Speaker 1: That's better. There we are, Okay, Yeah, you need to
Speaker 1: stop talking over my name.
Speaker 2: It's unintentional. I didn't mean to sure, I would never apologies.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Jenna is paneling the show today. This will be fun.
Speaker 1: It should be pretty easy because we've got Kate Langbrook
Speaker 1: coming on. But we already spoke to her the other day,
Speaker 1: so really just have to press play on the interview.
Speaker 1: I don't think that'll be too much of a challenge.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for Kate lane Brook. We love her.
Speaker 1: That was a hoot. I've got to say. She's got
Speaker 1: a new book out, Chao Bella, and she tells us
Speaker 1: all about living in Italy for two.
Speaker 2: Years Bella eight take Italy six six six six of them?
Speaker 2: Who you read? You read the book? Not me? So
Speaker 2: you did the heavy list. But we love Kate.
Speaker 1: She's a super staff's beautiful. Also, Tinder fairy Tales and
Speaker 1: Fizzers is back, and god, there's a lot of sound
Speaker 1: effects on that one. Jenna might struggle with that.
Speaker 2: Can you do a fairy tale? Now? Just give us
Speaker 2: a fairy tale? It should say Tinder fairy tale. You'll
Speaker 2: see it. It's right there in paint Sight Tinder fairy Tale,
Speaker 2: that's right there, that's right there.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it gaslighting and it's not.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's not what we do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, look, maybe Mitch can just maybe when Tinder
Speaker 1: comes around, because like, let's bear in mind, this is
Speaker 1: all thanks to Tinder. They are the sponsor of that segment.
Speaker 1: So we can't have Jenner fucking with the sound.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, that's the open up, Jenna. I just want
Speaker 2: the fancy one.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. But yeah, well is that okay if we
Speaker 1: let you do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We also have some Tindergold memberships coming up. All
Speaker 2: things to Tinder. It's going to be fun. It's the
Speaker 2: last fairy Tales and Fizzers, so that later on in
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: Exactly right.
Speaker 2: We spoke to John Laws the other day, by the way,
Speaker 2: we did, and we're holding that for next week, which
Speaker 2: will be our finalisode of twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Episode ninety four, the last show of the year. That'll
Speaker 1: be big one next week, John Law.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was I hated it, Mitchell loved it, and
Speaker 2: we will tell you more when it happens, but just
Speaker 2: keep that in mind when you prepare to listen to it,
Speaker 2: because I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Mitch walked away saying that was a disaster, and I said,
Speaker 1: I nailed that everything I wanted and more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mitch was the Iceberg.
Speaker 1: I was the Titanic, and I'm so excited for what
Speaker 1: was John the lifeboats?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm off. This position is completely different to
Speaker 2: what I've done for two years. Sorry, I've never had
Speaker 2: a coffin mute button. Let me try it ready, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we've got John Laws.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 2: This seat is an odd position because, like you got,
Speaker 2: I look to my left and there's you, and I
Speaker 2: look to my right and there's gender. But in that seat, Jenna,
Speaker 2: you're sort of facing everyone. I know, I have to
Speaker 2: like physically use calories to burt to turn my body
Speaker 2: to speak to you.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I slopped seats with Jenner? I
Speaker 1: used to sit there for like two years. I sat there.
Speaker 2: He did sit here. Yeah, it's a whole new perspective.
Speaker 2: You know, when you start sleeping on the other side
Speaker 2: of bed, you like, I'm going.
Speaker 1: To change things out, do you and hate and do that.
Speaker 2: We did in the new house. Yeah, we hated it.
Speaker 2: We did it for one night, then we move back.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, because did you flip the mattress.
Speaker 2: Yes, we flipped the mattress.
Speaker 1: There's just something about that side that just works better hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also I'm closer to the door, and you know,
Speaker 2: in case there's a murder, I think I'm the one
Speaker 2: that would.
Speaker 1: Fight, Right, how do you figure that?
Speaker 2: No, I've got the guts. He'd be terrified.
Speaker 1: Well, yes he will, but I don't think that you
Speaker 1: would be any less terrifying. Maybe I'm making assumptions. I
Speaker 1: like to think that. I mean, it hasn't happened, but
Speaker 1: I'd like to think that if I were in a
Speaker 1: fight or flight, I would belt the absolute fuck out
Speaker 1: of someone. Yeah, I've learned a thing or two from
Speaker 1: watching SVU. You've got to scratch them as much as possible,
Speaker 1: so you collect their DNA under your nails.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant. Well, in case they find your body, then
Speaker 2: there's evidence.
Speaker 1: Well, no, if you go to the cops and say
Speaker 1: someone just mugged me and beat the shit out of me,
Speaker 1: tried to attack me, if you've got their DNA under
Speaker 1: your nails, and boom, they track them down.
Speaker 2: Also, s for you if it's taught me anything. It's
Speaker 2: always the celebrity, like, it's always the star that's in
Speaker 2: that's either done the murdering or knows who did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly what. That's why I get them there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're not going to get them there
Speaker 2: to be the auntie of the killer, like no, Kate
Speaker 2: Blanchet murdered the man anyway. Welcome to Is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: Episode ninety three. How exciting getting close to one hundred
Speaker 2: if it's your first time listening. We start the show
Speaker 2: the same way every week with two igems. Two is
Speaker 2: just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate and appreciate it,
Speaker 2: or appreciate and appreciate or appreciate it. Becauys on throne
Speaker 2: by this side of the desk. Clearly Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 2: I don't know Mitch's there.
Speaker 1: We go, Yeah, who wants to go first?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You can go first?
Speaker 1: Go for it, all right, Jenna? And you got the
Speaker 1: sound effect ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I have.
Speaker 2: That's if we get to it.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm getting it? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: Reckon Layby isn't a thing anymore?
Speaker 2: I remember it, but I have. There used to be
Speaker 2: a dedicated lay by it. My local came out.
Speaker 1: Did there used to be a whole lay by section.
Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever lay by it anything, But
Speaker 1: remember how you used to be able to just pay
Speaker 1: it off as you like. They wouldn't give it to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: while it was on layby until it was fully paid off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you could just pay little bits as you like.
Speaker 1: You know, you could give them one dollar one week
Speaker 1: and then three hundred the next week. It was up
Speaker 1: to you how much you pay in increments. But after
Speaker 1: pay it's ruined that.
Speaker 2: Oh but I agree, But I loved layby because it
Speaker 2: was so real. You would bring the item to them
Speaker 2: and they fucking bubble wrap it before your eyes and
Speaker 2: put it on a shelf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to physically hand it over and be like,
Speaker 1: I'll be back for you. I'll be back for you.
Speaker 1: That's a motivator to save up for it.
Speaker 2: Amen.
Speaker 1: Have you ever after paid anything, because I feel like
Speaker 1: that's more dangerous. They give you the thing first and
Speaker 1: then expect you to pay it off gradually.
Speaker 2: No, I've never after paid them. Too scared of it?
Speaker 4: Yea too?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 2: Also it affects your credit score, yeah, because the bank.
Speaker 2: The bank can have access to all the things that
Speaker 2: you have got loans for, and their classes micro loans,
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, how can we trust you with
Speaker 2: a home loan if you can't even pay off your
Speaker 2: Lululemon tights, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 1: That's true. So in a way, Layby is actually a
Speaker 1: safer method. But I feel that it might have I
Speaker 1: don't even reckon it's a thing anymore. Like there's no
Speaker 1: lay By desk, that's for sure, But I don't reckon
Speaker 1: it's even a thing.
Speaker 2: No, it wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: I just I just had an idea, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm second guessing because it would Jenna having to use
Speaker 1: the phone. We're throwing in the deep end. So I
Speaker 1: think Dot Wigan, you're ninety year old alter ego, and
Speaker 1: she's the old lady. I think she should make a
Speaker 1: call to someone and just be like, can I lay
Speaker 1: by something? See if it's even a thing anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I back ith, who should she call?
Speaker 1: When you think Layby? I usually think big w to
Speaker 1: be honest, that's who I say the Layby For some reason,
Speaker 1: is that the sort of vibe we're going for.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking a big W target came out, So let's
Speaker 2: do big way. You get big W, I'll get.
Speaker 1: Dot dot god.
Speaker 2: Dot again. Yes, yeah, the massive brown girl. She's changed suits.
Speaker 1: Jenna, what are you doing? You're not off Google Judies
Speaker 1: just because you're minding the desk. Get the number of
Speaker 1: dial dumbers?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I found that. Hello, you.
Speaker 2: Did share well on car.
Speaker 1: I've got it, Jenna, I've got the number you did
Speaker 1: well on Kylie and Jack. Yeah, thank you, thanks. Dot
Speaker 1: here it's on my phone. Just take that. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I'm like, oh, you can't read out big
Speaker 1: W's numbers available to the like. I just found it,
Speaker 1: all right, So you're gonna to tell her how to dial,
Speaker 1: but put me.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take the microphone. Dot's here. It's touch screen,
Speaker 2: so dial and then there's like a dial boxes come
Speaker 2: up a keypad, So dial the number like a normal phone.
Speaker 1: And now are you sure that that phone is turned on?
Speaker 1: If you're even gonna hear it?
Speaker 2: Great point. So, Jen, I see that there's two hybrids
Speaker 2: on the far left of the desk. Hybrid one is
Speaker 2: the first phone line. So on on there you go,
Speaker 2: and faded up probably about three quarters of the way Dot.
Speaker 1: You're calling big W and you're gonna ask if you
Speaker 1: Big W and you're gonna ask if you can put
Speaker 1: something on labor. It's up to you what that something is.
Speaker 1: But I just want to know if Laby it's still
Speaker 1: an option, say my mic off dinner.
Speaker 2: Thank you for calling big W Dot wiggans here. I'm
Speaker 2: just calling in regards to a question I have one
Speaker 2: of your help me. Oh, I'm worrying, wondering there's a
Speaker 2: product that I'm interested in purchasing, but I'd love to
Speaker 2: put it on Layby. And I'm just wondering if that's
Speaker 2: still if that's a service that is offered within the store.
Speaker 4: What service lay by l a y, I can't spell
Speaker 4: lay by is offered Layby?
Speaker 2: Oh fantastic. And I'm wondering if you have a product
Speaker 2: in stock form, if you'd be able to shoot the database?
Speaker 4: Well what what? What are the goods?
Speaker 1: I'll have to put you through to someone else.
Speaker 2: That they're called nasy gance? What is the swim wheel
Speaker 2: shapewear shapewear for the body shape?
Speaker 1: Just one moment, Thank you very well. She was very
Speaker 1: rude to talk agree.
Speaker 2: No, I want to talk to laby love the song
Speaker 2: I first married Warren to this song. I can't see
Speaker 2: loving the body like him.
Speaker 4: But ah live.
Speaker 2: Do do dot r He used to sing dot dot
Speaker 2: dot dot dot do He perished twenty years ago. Tet
Speaker 2: me off.
Speaker 1: Can help me?
Speaker 4: I'm the big w Yeah, I can hope.
Speaker 2: Hello, darling, I'm after Nancy Gance shapewear for the bodys. Yes,
Speaker 2: what are the biggest size you have? Dear?
Speaker 6: Okay, we have all different types.
Speaker 2: They have the long ones, the short ones, the great
Speaker 2: great great great great. Could you put me through the
Speaker 2: Layby team?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure, are you?
Speaker 2: I want to say how works.
Speaker 1: Hell can help you?
Speaker 2: Hello, darling, how are you good?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: I need to know how does lay By his work?
Speaker 1: Oh lb he can do it in the store also,
Speaker 1: or he can do it and online.
Speaker 4: Also could digital Laybys digital? Or he can do digitalis
Speaker 4: wouldn't keep it for seven weeks there, it's just fortunately
Speaker 4: you need to come and pay.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's fortunately and is popular. People lots of
Speaker 2: people do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do a lot of people doing labor.
Speaker 4: You can do fearful, come and pick it up.
Speaker 2: Also here, Yeah, tunnel and going through a tunnel in
Speaker 2: the car. Sorry, yeah, all right, sorry, Tunnel.
Speaker 1: Did you hang out dinner?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we forgot to tell Jenna how to hang out.
Speaker 1: That was kind of important, especially.
Speaker 2: When I'm sorry tunneling someone, Well, there you go.
Speaker 1: Layby is still an option and they've adapted. You can
Speaker 1: do it online. But it sounded like you had to
Speaker 1: pay it fortnightly. I don't feel that that used to
Speaker 1: be the case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to come in and pay it physically.
Speaker 2: I think you could have kept it item on labor
Speaker 2: for thirty years if you wanted to.
Speaker 1: In day Oh, that's what we should have asked next time,
Speaker 1: what's the longest thing you've had on labor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mum would have some stories.
Speaker 1: My god, we're not calling back all right now, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Before we get into mitches, is it just me? You
Speaker 1: need to know that we have a sound effect that
Speaker 1: plays at the end, and there's no particular time when
Speaker 1: you need to play this. It's just kind of when
Speaker 1: you feel it in your guts that the conversation has
Speaker 1: come to a full stop, you know, and so it's
Speaker 1: over there, so just do it a quick test now
Speaker 1: sounds good, So it's up to you when you play that.
Speaker 1: When you feel like it's come to a natural end. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm ready for my agent. All right, you
Speaker 1: can hit the the or sound effect now?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Is anyone else worried about the
Speaker 2: sizes of letterboxes?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? We're not getting bigger, They're they're
Speaker 1: getting bloody smaller, getting smaller anything, and the demand for
Speaker 1: packages and deliveries is only getting higher.
Speaker 2: We need to redesign the letterbox.
Speaker 1: I feel that I should get a ding dong on
Speaker 1: the doorbell when I get something in the letterbox. Yes,
Speaker 1: as the courtesy, because most things aren't big enough to
Speaker 1: fit in there, hence they drop it off as a parcel. Yes,
Speaker 1: but how am I supposed to know to check that?
Speaker 1: Bars that I forget I have a letter box? Half
Speaker 1: the time, I agree, especially.
Speaker 2: In a high rise apartment they're all next to each other. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 2: the bloody boxes in high five with jub jub fingering
Speaker 2: itself in one I was doing. But I just think
Speaker 2: the other day it's been raining here in Sydney for
Speaker 2: ages and I got a speeding fine.
Speaker 1: Of the mail and another one. I know how many
Speaker 1: point I've got three left?
Speaker 4: Oh? Fuck?
Speaker 2: Mitchell and we're coming into double demerit season we are.
Speaker 1: You've got to be careful, Darlan.
Speaker 2: I know, I just I just like disassociate. I leave
Speaker 2: here at midnight and I just get all my speeding
Speaker 2: fines between twelve and one am because I'm just driving
Speaker 2: home exhausted.
Speaker 1: Does your car give you the option, even though it's
Speaker 1: an automatic, to switch gears.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, because if you bump it down to third, you
Speaker 1: just naturally go slower.
Speaker 2: But then wouldn't you burn? I don't know how it
Speaker 2: works only if.
Speaker 1: You're going downhill. I'm only talking about downhill because that's
Speaker 1: where they get you. They get you with the hills
Speaker 1: at a speed camera. At the bottom, you just naturally
Speaker 1: speed up and end up speeding.
Speaker 2: I knew I should have got a country boy to
Speaker 2: help me with this. What do you mean going down
Speaker 2: a hill.
Speaker 1: As in not uphill?
Speaker 2: With the gearbox?
Speaker 1: So if you're going downhill and you're on cruise control,
Speaker 1: your car will naturally speed up. So even if you're
Speaker 1: doing the speed limit, by the time you start going downhill,
Speaker 1: it will speed up and you get pinged for speeding.
Speaker 1: But if you bump your gear down, maybe to fourth
Speaker 1: or third instead of fifth. Then the car the reds
Speaker 1: will be up, so it naturally stays slower.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well there you go. You learn something.
Speaker 1: I have it every day on the way to this
Speaker 1: bloody studio because the same thing that freaking new tunnel
Speaker 1: in Sydney. What's it called West Connection?
Speaker 2: Too many?
Speaker 1: Oh dear, oh, I wasn't done down. Sorry, I never
Speaker 1: got into the crux of the conclusion. Sorry anyway, what
Speaker 1: letterbox are you got, because you're in your house a
Speaker 1: letter box you have?
Speaker 2: We have a standard letterbox built into a concrete pylon,
Speaker 2: but it's it's so narrow that letters don't even fit in.
Speaker 2: So my point was the speeding fine got so wet
Speaker 2: by the rain it disintegrated and I didn't get the
Speaker 2: speeding fine. So then I get this bloody knock on
Speaker 2: the knock, get a call going, you need to start
Speaker 2: paying your fines. Horrendous. I got a notice in my
Speaker 2: letterbox that I'd been parking in an in illegal spot
Speaker 2: out in the front of our house, and the police
Speaker 2: knocked up to my house the other morning. I was asleep,
Speaker 2: and then we get a Hayden gets off his zoom
Speaker 2: call you know, Andy, and I think it's probably this
Speaker 2: policeman in uniform. Yes, Hayden want to shat himself. No
Speaker 2: like distance themselves. I don't even know Mitchell, and he went, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not in trouble, but you've parked your car in
Speaker 2: an legal spot a few days in a row and
Speaker 2: the trades can't access because I'm I'm blocking the corner.
Speaker 2: Big trucks can't fit. You need to move your car immediately.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, big fuck off truck coming around the corner
Speaker 1: where absolutely sideswipe people.
Speaker 2: Sure I could finish the story. I'm done if you want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll just finish the story then, yes, And I walk
Speaker 2: out and all the tradees are there. It's very awkward
Speaker 2: and I hate and can't fucking drive, so I have
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: So he wakes me up in my Christmas Mickey pajamas.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I go sorry boys, and they're
Speaker 1: right there, hooru.
Speaker 2: Don't worry mate, Oh we got you out of a
Speaker 2: fine and the police are there watching me, and then
Speaker 2: I moved reckon.
Speaker 1: They called the police there especially for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, onecause the police can just.
Speaker 1: Come and said sorry, can you do with the favor
Speaker 1: as the tradees.
Speaker 2: No, they don't know where I live. They've got no idea.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that police had to jump through the hoops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally had to scan my ID anyway, proasely check.
Speaker 1: The signs to say illegal or not. Yeah, I to
Speaker 1: park at a certain spot.
Speaker 2: I was over like by probably half a meter.
Speaker 1: Not worth the fuss, No, I agree.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you can go now if you want dinner, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Can follow the show online, just
Speaker 2: search a couple of miches.
Speaker 4: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 1: Right, it's time for the finale of Tinder fairy Tales
Speaker 1: and Fizzs. Before we get into it, you guys are
Speaker 1: gonna have to swap back. I can't have this mess up.
Speaker 4: Millions.
Speaker 2: We're okay, what about it?
Speaker 1: You come over there, we go. You did quite well, though, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Can I just say for somebod who's never touched a
Speaker 1: radio panel in their.
Speaker 2: Life, no, you did panel Auson Wells War of the World.
Speaker 1: Forgot about that. I just have to go to bloody
Speaker 1: night classes at the Radio school in Sydney for like
Speaker 1: a year learning that thing. Jenner kind of took to
Speaker 1: it like a duck to water. She's one of those types,
Speaker 1: actually is.
Speaker 2: I actually want to do it more and I still
Speaker 2: am learning you still haven't.
Speaker 1: Quite nailed it. We'll let you go back on the
Speaker 1: panel after Tinder, Jenna, because I just want to get
Speaker 1: this bit flawless with Mitch over there. God knows what
Speaker 1: will happen.
Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get into it ready.
Speaker 2: Tinder Tools and the final installment and Tinder Fairytale and
Speaker 2: Fizz is happening right now. We've had some good entrance
Speaker 2: over the last couple of weeks we have.
Speaker 1: We've heard all of our people's ship dates. Let's face it,
Speaker 1: we've all had bad dates. And then we've heard all
Speaker 1: about the fairy tales, people who have met on Tinder
Speaker 1: and have lived happily ever after.
Speaker 2: Ok in the nine yes exactly.
Speaker 1: You guys are a Tinder fairytale. Absolutely. But first up
Speaker 1: we're going to hear from Daniel Hyde. Daniel, what's your fizzer? Darling?
Speaker 3: Well, I was on a date.
Speaker 6: It was going pretty pretty well, and so we went
Speaker 6: to a bar up the back of the opera house.
Speaker 1: Fancy by the way, the house flad.
Speaker 6: Very bougie, which is where all the travels started. Well,
Speaker 6: you know, go a little bit si. You had a
Speaker 6: couple of margaritas. And then on the way out, I
Speaker 6: was saying to the good I was like, ah, man
Speaker 6: coming to the opera house for a date. Bougie as hell.
Speaker 6: And some girl heard me, who was coming up the stairs,
Speaker 6: was like, boogie's hell and he was like did you
Speaker 6: hear that?
Speaker 1: She was making fun of you behind your back? What
Speaker 1: a cow house?
Speaker 6: And you know when I'm tipsy normally, normally I'm just
Speaker 6: like a dancer and I like going on adventures. But
Speaker 6: for some reason that night, it just Campbelltown came out
Speaker 6: of me and I was like, listen here, you don't
Speaker 6: know me. I don't know my story. And we had
Speaker 6: a little fight on the stairs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the margarite has made you a.
Speaker 4: Bit agro Did they it?
Speaker 6: Did it?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 6: I was like, yes, this is special.
Speaker 1: Let me Oh what did the date say?
Speaker 2: How did he react?
Speaker 6: Look he was he was a little embarrassed. We it's
Speaker 6: safe to say that was the last one we had.
Speaker 2: That's fine, but it is as that's what it is.
Speaker 2: It is that's defined as a as a tinder fisser.
Speaker 1: That's where I've gone wrong. That's why I'm single, Clearly,
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Speaker 1: Apparently it's the gay edition of Tinder fairy Tales and
Speaker 1: Visits Today, Corey is here wants to tell us about
Speaker 1: his fairy tale rub it in.
Speaker 3: Hello Corey Corey, Hello, lovelies, how are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, we're excited, we're very looking. We're looking
Speaker 2: forward to a fairy tale. We've had two pissis in
Speaker 2: a row, so hit us with your story.
Speaker 3: Okay, amazing. So I but before I met my partner, Now,
Speaker 3: I had a lot of duds before him there are
Speaker 3: a couple that just were all four no good.
Speaker 1: How many is a couple, because I need to know
Speaker 1: how many duds I need to get through before I
Speaker 1: go on the one.
Speaker 3: So I had two and they both cheated. So I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is just no good for me.
Speaker 3: It's not a vibe. It's not something I really envisioned
Speaker 3: for myself anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, so you've had your business, but then we get.
Speaker 3: I've had it, and trust me, I've had a lot
Speaker 3: of physicis. It's no good. So when we started talking,
Speaker 3: I didn't really have a lot of trust in people.
Speaker 3: I was very cautious. I was very like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get my hopes up because I'm
Speaker 3: just terrified that it's just going to turn out the same.
Speaker 2: Way I've been burnt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we just started talking here
Speaker 3: and there, and it wasn't really it was it was
Speaker 3: nice to talk to him, but I wasn't like getting
Speaker 3: my hopes up, So it was just sort of nothing
Speaker 3: at the moment.
Speaker 2: You remember what caught your eye on his Sinder profile?
Speaker 2: What was it that stood out?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: He just was funny, like he just had really random
Speaker 3: shit on his like he would be like, oh, I
Speaker 3: make really good mac and cheese, and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm a simple girltravagant things. So we ended
Speaker 3: up like talking for a little bit. We talked about
Speaker 3: two weeks before we ended up meeting up.
Speaker 1: And what was that chat like? During that two weeks
Speaker 1: it was just really not like he was just.
Speaker 3: Really random and he would always ask me like really
Speaker 3: stupid questions, Like I remember he asked me like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's rank your Lady garg albums.
Speaker 2: And I'm like that's not stupid, that's intellectual conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like to me, obviously, the same is
Speaker 3: like the best one. I can't really rank anything else
Speaker 3: above that because the best one. So we had decided.
Speaker 3: So he's a shire Boy and he heart Yeah. With
Speaker 3: the shire Boys, they whenever they go over the bridge,
Speaker 3: it's like it's Narnia, like it's.
Speaker 2: Just appreciate the time.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So when we were organizing to go out, we said,
Speaker 3: let's go meet at George Street Cinemas. We'll go to
Speaker 3: the movies, and so interesting.
Speaker 1: Choice the first day a movie, like, you don't really
Speaker 1: talk to each other, right, did you have anything?
Speaker 3: We kept talking through the movie where we got kicked
Speaker 3: out because oh okay, yeah, yeah, So then we laughed.
Speaker 3: We went to Darling Harbor, had some ice cream, and
Speaker 3: then we sat at the Opera House and we talked
Speaker 3: until like maybe twelve thirty in the morning, and it
Speaker 3: got to the point where we're like, it's a week
Speaker 3: and I need to go home to go to work tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good.
Speaker 1: Feeling though, when you're like, oh, I'm out late. I
Speaker 1: know I'm going to be tired tomorrow, but I'm enjoying
Speaker 1: this so much.
Speaker 2: I didn't see a game man fighting with a white woman.
Speaker 2: Did you buy a chance?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, now that's another story. Another time.
Speaker 3: I ended up leaving because it was getting really late,
Speaker 3: and it was just to the point where it was
Speaker 3: just a really nice conversation, like you just you forget
Speaker 3: the time is a thing. It was just very just easy.
Speaker 3: It was easy to talk to.
Speaker 2: And then how long after this, though, Corey, did you
Speaker 2: realize that he was the one?
Speaker 3: Oh? Straight away? Like I remember getting on the so
Speaker 3: we had to catch the train back to Central to
Speaker 3: go back on our separate platforms. Yeah, and I was
Speaker 3: sitting on the train going I don't know how to
Speaker 3: tell this guy I like him. I don't know what
Speaker 3: to do to show that I like him. So I
Speaker 3: was going, do I hug him? Should I try and
Speaker 3: kiss him?
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: At the actual station, I'd get fashed, Dalin, you would anyway.
Speaker 3: So I was on the train and I got really quiet,
Speaker 3: and I don't shut up, so I keep talking. So
Speaker 3: I was sitting there really quite long. I don't know
Speaker 3: how to approach this because he's about to leave, and
Speaker 3: I just like jumped in and just gave him a kiss. Wow,
Speaker 3: it was like the best decision. That was the best
Speaker 3: decision I made.
Speaker 2: Was that A true Jinder fairytale Cory.
Speaker 1: Okay, So after this BIRS day, which obviously went very well,
Speaker 1: how long was it before you officially became a couple?
Speaker 3: Tell us about that moment, ah, So it was probably
Speaker 3: about two weeks after. So we went on our second date,
Speaker 3: probably about two days after. I ended up meeting his mum,
Speaker 3: who she like loves the show by the way, she's
Speaker 3: obsessed with you guys. Oh hello, a shout out, Hi Jannis,
Speaker 3: I love you. Yeah. So we yeah, probably about two
Speaker 3: or three weeks afterwards, we ended up we were like,
Speaker 3: obviously it's a bit of an ex rated story, but
Speaker 3: we're like, He's like, I'm not going any further into
Speaker 3: a like we're together. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: just ask the question and he's like, you asked the question.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what question is it? And we kept going
Speaker 3: back and walking. I'm like, I'm not asking you ask
Speaker 3: me anyway. I ended up asking. And we've been together
Speaker 3: now for like five years.
Speaker 1: So sweet that he didn't want to go any further
Speaker 1: until you were official. That's some old fashioned romance right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so where are you at now? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: also demand that he be the one to propose to
Speaker 1: you in the day card?
Speaker 3: That's the issue. I want to be proposed to because
Speaker 3: I want to be a princess and he's like, well,
Speaker 3: I want to be proposed to and I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: we're in a fucking roadway here. We can't go anywhere
Speaker 3: with this because I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: It's all them right now and proposed on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything more romantic. Why are you're laughing?
Speaker 3: Anyway? So, and it's funny like one of my good friends,
Speaker 3: him and his fun have been together about two years
Speaker 3: and they're talking about getting married as well. But they're
Speaker 3: both like, oh, we're going to try and do a
Speaker 3: proposal at the same time.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what we want.
Speaker 3: Magic, Yes, But I'm like, where's the spontaneity of it? Like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Like, you know, this is a wild thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I want to be proposed to, but
Speaker 3: it's not happening anytime soon.
Speaker 2: I don't think. No, it's just that you know that
Speaker 2: you you go to Paris for God's you bring.
Speaker 3: A ring, you know what I mean exactly? Yeah, bring
Speaker 3: the flowers, bring the condoms for and everything like.
Speaker 2: Cons I don't know what you're worried about. While since
Speaker 2: the water pack? All right, Corey sand Love. What's your
Speaker 2: partner's name?
Speaker 1: Send some big love, Sam, Sam and Corey congratulations Love. Sorry,
Speaker 1: don't throw the mom in there. You're creep, the said,
Speaker 1: But she's not part of the fairy tale. She could equation.
Speaker 3: Anything else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fairy godmother.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks Corey.
Speaker 2: What a nice one to end on. That was a
Speaker 2: he got three fairy tale things he did?
Speaker 1: Actually, is that a record?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's the biggest.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that every time we've done this. This
Speaker 1: is the third fairy tale, and fizzis the one that
Speaker 1: has the fairy tale always just has a little pep
Speaker 1: in their step. You can hear it from their voice.
Speaker 2: He sounds like he's getting regular sex. You can hear
Speaker 2: it in his voice.
Speaker 1: Is that why I sound like I'm falling asleep on
Speaker 1: this half the time?
Speaker 2: We have more Tindergold memberships to go or thanks to Tinder,
Speaker 2: So if you want to hit us up, slide into
Speaker 2: our DMS and we'll look after you.
Speaker 1: Also, did you notice that he had a mispronunciation in
Speaker 1: that call, Cory, just.
Speaker 2: Like old towards the end. Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 1: I did? I did? So? He said spontaneity.
Speaker 4: Oh did you notice that too?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: It's been a while since you've had a good myths pronunciation. No, Corey,
Speaker 1: you've served up a doozy's spontaneity.
Speaker 2: He was good.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: He kind of reminded me. I used to have this
Speaker 2: horse trainer and then Corey, he just reminded me of that,
Speaker 2: and I used I missed Tobe. I'm talked about turbin
Speaker 2: the horse. He had the funniest nigh.
Speaker 1: Mitchie, youre keen to ordered dinner because I can't be
Speaker 1: fuck cooking man to get home, but I forgot my wallet.
Speaker 1: Can you pie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I can.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Harris and my god so and
Speaker 2: he's so excited for Christmas because like a month away.
Speaker 2: His favorite part about Christmas not the presence. It's not
Speaker 2: the Raindyer at Santa and his slide.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, what happened.
Speaker 2: Jenny year before you came in? Mitch Jenner was late
Speaker 2: today and she brought a portable DVD player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: She was watching fifty Shades of Great, Weird Film. Weird film.
Speaker 1: You know what my favorite film is. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if it's a film or a book, but I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say, eat pri Love.
Speaker 2: I wrote a really good SI on that film in
Speaker 2: high school. I did, I did. It was a long one.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know this one's wrong. I can't do this.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, maybe I'm thinking of letting the
Speaker 1: world know that my preferred pronouns are die. Then I
Speaker 1: shouldn't knock that.
Speaker 2: You've got to be careful after the gig you booked
Speaker 2: this week? What you's gotta be careful with that stuff?
Speaker 2: Are we announcing it? What oh, Jenna, Mitch got booked
Speaker 2: on home and why.
Speaker 1: Oh God, we're in such a weird mood today.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm coughing so light, I got spit on the
Speaker 2: the spot.
Speaker 4: Look at me.
Speaker 1: Oh God, you've got to go to the dentists. Can
Speaker 1: you see that? Toka? God, this fucking whole show was
Speaker 1: in disarray.
Speaker 2: We should all go out and trude ourselves to a
Speaker 2: nice fat Buffy.
Speaker 1: You're always first in the line of Buffy.
Speaker 2: Have you seen?
Speaker 1: How much do you?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hurried away?
Speaker 2: All right? You do?
Speaker 1: You should have swap back now. By the way, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: Just headphones.
Speaker 1: I don't want to use your Thanks, hurry up, don't
Speaker 1: go wondering a story.
Speaker 2: Get at of the why Oh ship tonight.
Speaker 1: He knew to welcome back to my I started the
Speaker 1: desk Starlings.
Speaker 2: Jenna's it's on a corner. There's like a corner in
Speaker 2: my gut. It's really pointed, right, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do we do now?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 6: Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Is there an opener for that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no open up. But we do have the
Speaker 2: audio from the guest Jenna and the name I want
Speaker 2: to announce it. I do it every week I organize
Speaker 2: the user just use which is is it just me?
Speaker 2: From a listener? If you have one, send us a
Speaker 2: voice message a couple of mitches on Instagram. We will
Speaker 2: play it. So is it just you is on the
Speaker 2: button bar as well as the name, so you can
Speaker 2: announce it Jenna.
Speaker 1: And hang on. Are we really going to trust your
Speaker 1: naming of the listener because you've gotten it wrong twice? Now,
Speaker 1: poor Tess, whose name is actually Holly.
Speaker 2: Last now, what happened to shout out Holly? We love
Speaker 2: you and thank you for sending that in. I recorded
Speaker 2: them all in bulk and didn't save their name, so
Speaker 2: they all got fake names.
Speaker 1: Well you'll know for next time.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Don't you remember back in the day when you were little.
Speaker 1: I feel like you would have, you know, sent in
Speaker 1: song requests on the radio or sent in you know now,
Speaker 1: some people used to send in pictures of the weather
Speaker 1: to Tim Bailey and it gives you a shout at.
Speaker 1: You get a little three loud of hearing your name
Speaker 1: shouted out. So don't fuck it up again. Orange on
Speaker 1: Cheese TV or Toast TV where you send in art, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let you draw and they hold it up. There you
Speaker 1: go that exact thrill is it is not what we
Speaker 1: will be robbing our listeners of. So who have we
Speaker 1: got this week?
Speaker 2: It's up to you, Jen?
Speaker 3: Is it just you?
Speaker 2: It should be near the cake grabs ish left hand
Speaker 2: side of the wall, maybe up to near the top,
Speaker 2: all right, and the names at the end of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I assume so, So you gotta let us know
Speaker 1: who it is. Okay, today's is it just you? Is David? David?
Speaker 1: What do you got? Go for it?
Speaker 4: Day? Hey?
Speaker 1: Just love the show.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about this for the last couple of
Speaker 4: days and had to send it through.
Speaker 2: But is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or do you feel like you're cheating on Mitch Tury
Speaker 4: when you listen to trash Ali.
Speaker 1: You don't have to feel like you're cheating on Mitch
Speaker 1: Cherry when you're listening to trash Ali. I've got two
Speaker 1: podcasts with different co hosts. You're not cheating. You're actually
Speaker 1: just supporting me.
Speaker 2: Not just you, Dave. I've had many messages. I've had
Speaker 2: listeners send meself because of them crying. One method is
Speaker 2: going I can't do it. I can't listen to that podcast,
Speaker 2: and I go do it support a friend?
Speaker 1: Listen? Yeah, It's not like we're taking anything away from
Speaker 1: you by having a different podcast. If I ask you
Speaker 1: to do a separate podcast, you'd be like fuck no.
Speaker 2: But also, no, one's like not watching my other projects
Speaker 2: that you're not involved in because you're not there, Like
Speaker 2: it's with it. It must just be because there's Matt
Speaker 2: and it's all right, Hey, like similar energies. People think
Speaker 2: it's a similar vibe show.
Speaker 1: Right, But if I did a one woman show, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't feel like they were cheating.
Speaker 2: Would you give a flying fuck if I launched a
Speaker 2: podcast with Katrine a round Tree, no one would.
Speaker 1: Feel jealous, right, Okay, so shut up David. But David,
Speaker 1: I'm don't bring that bullshit energy in my way.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to feel fun. Believe me, I'm a done.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it after everything we've done.
Speaker 2: We've done it. Thank you, David. If you want to
Speaker 2: get it is it's just you on the air. Hit
Speaker 2: us up on Instagram, slide into the dm s and
Speaker 2: it's a voice a voice message. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's correct, And don't forget new episodes of trash Alley Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I am only on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dying medium all right, well.
Speaker 1: Coming from a radio announcer, Jenna, what is that? Jenna,
Speaker 1: stop going row, You've got to focus now, we've got
Speaker 1: the Kate lang Brook interview. Now, Jenn, you've got you've
Speaker 1: gotten carried away? Sorry, focus Yep, a minute. Mitch and
Speaker 1: I spoke to Kate Langbrook the other day. We did
Speaker 1: and it was a lot of fun. We do love her.
Speaker 1: She's been on the show before and this should be
Speaker 1: an easy one for you to panel. Jenny. You're basically
Speaker 1: just got to hit play that over there. Did you
Speaker 1: put the Yeah, they're all on there.
Speaker 2: It's a pre recorded interview. Genera is the Jenner, This's
Speaker 2: is Kate interviewer Kate. Yep, that's Kate Langbrook.
Speaker 1: Not yet, so there's also an opener for it. So
Speaker 1: like a bit of music and ship sets the scene
Speaker 1: and then so you play that first and then at
Speaker 1: the moment where we start talking, you hit play on
Speaker 1: the other one. That's us going oh okay.
Speaker 2: This is where the skills involved. So you have to
Speaker 2: time it and we've got to really hit the post.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to fire off one sound effect and
Speaker 1: then make us start talking at the right moment.
Speaker 2: But don't talk over the vocals like I did at
Speaker 2: the start of the show over Mitchell Kombs's name, which.
Speaker 1: Will never happen again. Will thank you? You would never
Speaker 1: betry me?
Speaker 2: No, I can't. My brain is right, Okay, I'm doing
Speaker 2: it all right.
Speaker 1: Here it is our catch up with Kate langbrok Kate Lanbrook,
Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you has an inspiring true story about
Speaker 1: moving to Italy.
Speaker 4: We didn't speak Italian, we knew nobody and then throwing
Speaker 4: a pandemic. Is here, Holly Cat come back, clumbly chess
Speaker 4: not pitches, your favorite big ches.
Speaker 2: We love you, Kate. When was the last time we
Speaker 2: had Kate on?
Speaker 5: What was it for?
Speaker 1: Last time it was when Jenna went to court and
Speaker 1: so Kate was our third wheel.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, at court.
Speaker 2: She did a fight with a landlord.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But last time we had you on, you were like
Speaker 1: in the studio. So I imagine we got work Kate.
Speaker 1: But today on the zoom she's kicked back in bed.
Speaker 1: We've got relaxed, Kate. Don't forget. You're allowed to swear here, Kate,
Speaker 1: that's the rule.
Speaker 4: Could I see you next Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Go for it?
Speaker 2: Do you want to do it?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to shock anybody, But you know
Speaker 4: I'm quite partial to that word.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I love finding out that everyone that works
Speaker 1: in media is actually a potty mouth behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing when I started working in media,
Speaker 1: being like they're all foul like me. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Well, because when your microphone's on, you really just have
Speaker 4: to banish that part in you. Then that part of
Speaker 4: you has to come out with a vengeance at some point.
Speaker 2: Definitely does a stupid little podcast. Hey boys, Cake by
Speaker 2: the way, Mitch, Mitch, which one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Not you, Mitch?
Speaker 2: You Mitch?
Speaker 4: How did we tell your part last time?
Speaker 1: I think you called me Betty. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember, but you nicknamed me Betty.
Speaker 4: Betty.
Speaker 1: We're both Betty.
Speaker 4: But it's perfect that you're best anyway. Betty, you know
Speaker 4: that I'm moonlighted with Mitch.
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: And Monty was Unwell, that's right, he was your your
Speaker 1: other half On three PM Pickup. They thought, you know,
Speaker 1: typically a show hosted by mums and women. They thought,
Speaker 1: Mitch cheer is the next best thing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Slotted writing? We had a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a bit jealous about it.
Speaker 2: Was the jealousy involved Mitch.
Speaker 4: Of course there what but I would have happily had
Speaker 4: you Betty, but I didn't know where you were. There's
Speaker 4: such a mysterious sort of creature that is during the day.
Speaker 4: Oh God, what does Betty do during the day? Betty
Speaker 4: from black Town?
Speaker 2: He films videos and he's a very busy man. People.
Speaker 2: He's doing brand deals. He's one of those new ways. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's in demand.
Speaker 1: Mitch is being very polite and trying not to use
Speaker 1: the word influence because he knows I hate that word,
Speaker 1: but it's basically that in my friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all rightky, Mitch has been Actually this is true.
Speaker 2: Mitch hasn't read a page of your new book. Kate
Speaker 2: hasn't even hanged.
Speaker 4: He hasn't hang on. And you know what, I call
Speaker 4: him Matt Dorn and you know what you will call me.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, he don't be casting aspersions.
Speaker 1: I'm no Matt Doran here. I haven't actually read a page.
Speaker 1: But I was thrilled to find that there's an audiobook version.
Speaker 2: Thanks God.
Speaker 4: Oh and that's me reading the audio books.
Speaker 1: And I'm such an audiobook kind of person like my
Speaker 1: ADHD doesn't really yeah, it doesn't allow me to like
Speaker 1: sit there and read a book, but I can multitask.
Speaker 1: So I've got Kate in mere laugh at her own
Speaker 1: jokes in the book. That was my favorite part. While
Speaker 1: I'm cooking dinner and stuff, it's great. Did you have
Speaker 1: to do that all in one go? Because it sounds
Speaker 1: like you've got the exact same tone of boys. That
Speaker 1: sounds like nothing differs. Or do they let you do
Speaker 1: like one chapter a day?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I did, I would do I did it over a week,
Speaker 4: a working week, Monday to Friday.
Speaker 2: It's still a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a lot. But the guy who did it,
Speaker 4: he was so adorable, Derek Derek. He looked like he'd
Speaker 4: be a doctor who fan. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And I was kind of waiting for him to
Speaker 4: give me some notes. And then the girl from the
Speaker 4: book company was on Zoom as well, watching and I
Speaker 4: waited for them to tell me. You know how it's
Speaker 4: like when you're at work, people might not know this,
Speaker 4: but in the radio, you know, if you're reading something
Speaker 4: or you're someone will say, oh can you do it
Speaker 4: again with a bit more vim?
Speaker 2: Or you know you direction, not one bit.
Speaker 4: Of direction Betty, what would you suggested to me?
Speaker 1: I thought it was great. I mean, you definitely sounded
Speaker 1: more like relaxed than you would when you're kind of
Speaker 1: performing on the radio. But that's what I liked about it.
Speaker 1: It was very you know, chilled and conversation.
Speaker 2: But Mitch, you don't know this because when I jumped
Speaker 2: in on the pickup with you, Kate, Kate revealed remember
Speaker 2: that giant earthquake, that it wasn't really giant, but the
Speaker 2: earthquake that hit Melbourne a few months ago. Kate, you
Speaker 2: need to send us the audio Kate if you can't,
Speaker 2: because we'll insert it.
Speaker 6: I have to.
Speaker 2: Kate was recording the audio book when the earthquake hidden
Speaker 2: and you hear it.
Speaker 4: I'd totally forgotten that, Mitch, and then in it. How
Speaker 4: do you think I reacted, Betty?
Speaker 1: I well, I like to think you're in a profession
Speaker 1: that would have tried to sold jerum. But at a
Speaker 1: certain point you would have been like, oh fuck, like
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Like surely I really need.
Speaker 3: To hear this.
Speaker 1: Please send it through. I'll put it in the podcast.
Speaker 4: I could see with my mother eyes that his breath
Speaker 4: was high in his chest. He was nervous and then
Speaker 4: after an inauspicious start, what was that?
Speaker 1: It can only be an earthquake?
Speaker 4: Huh is that an earthquake? It could only be an earthquake.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I thought I was having a stroke
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: Anthea, we just had a tremble in the studio. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I just run to the doorway because this house is
Speaker 2: shaking fully away. Sorry.
Speaker 4: Well, you can't be sorry for an earthquake, but we
Speaker 4: should say.
Speaker 2: The book is chow bela six take Italy Caitline Brooks
Speaker 2: story of a family moving to Italy before the pandemic
Speaker 2: then thedemic hit. It was it was chaos. Kate and
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know this, but I know again from the
Speaker 2: pickup that you're a die hard Morning Wars fan, as
Speaker 2: is Mitch. As am I And as I sit there,
Speaker 2: Kate and I see, I see Mitch Kessler sitting in
Speaker 2: what looks to be I'm thinking like Como. It looks
Speaker 2: like it's like Como. Yeah, is that what you pictured
Speaker 2: an envision for your for your Italian lifestyle to be? Yes?
Speaker 4: Except do you know Mitch Kesler wasn't really at Como?
Speaker 1: Where did he film it?
Speaker 4: They filmed it at some old nunnery in like Santa
Speaker 4: Barbara or San franc something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh I fell for it.
Speaker 4: However, all right, can we just deviate for a moment.
Speaker 4: I know we're talking about my fabulous.
Speaker 1: Book, Chop Beller, you go on down.
Speaker 4: We just talked about Morning Wars anytime. It was a
Speaker 4: very Have you just watched the last episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, up to date.
Speaker 4: I was not happy with that last episode.
Speaker 2: The were week she went full Alex Leavey went full
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan right when Expiracy podcast?
Speaker 4: Also, yes, and who keys and these old chip nodding
Speaker 4: away or is it Chuck like you know, yeah, chip
Speaker 4: chip nodding away as though she's doing something amazing and
Speaker 4: it actually was not amazing, just like it was actually
Speaker 4: like someone had just given Auntie Nell an iPhone and
Speaker 4: she discovered the video fun for the first time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was way less glued this season. Like season one,
Speaker 1: I was very oh my god, I can't wait for
Speaker 1: the next episode.
Speaker 2: But this one I was like that all over COVID,
Speaker 2: like we just lived it, we don't want to rewatch it,
Speaker 2: skip it?
Speaker 1: Yes, well here you are, it's saying, oh, no, one
Speaker 1: wants to relive COVID but Kate's book, sorry, it very
Speaker 1: much touches on COVID. But I was actually waiting to
Speaker 1: get to the COVID part. There was so much the
Speaker 1: build up you had like the most heavenly first year.
Speaker 1: Although the thing that I did, I'm surprising I didn't
Speaker 1: factor in the time difference. You were still doing your
Speaker 1: afternoon radio show in Australia from Italy. But at what time?
Speaker 1: Was it again in the morning?
Speaker 4: But I was getting up at like four or five o'clock.
Speaker 1: Ye see, that's bullshit getting up at four am when
Speaker 1: you're on this, you know Italian shape?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 4: Do you think that was my dear Betty? That was
Speaker 4: David William Hughes, the most persistent person in the world,
Speaker 4: who said, you're not going to give up work, kno
Speaker 4: getting out work, can do the show from over there.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, because now, of course when we say
Speaker 4: I did the show for Italy, people like, well, I
Speaker 4: saim from my office all the time. No one did that.
Speaker 4: Then we didn't even have zoom Zoom wasn't a thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you gave that up. And I don't blame
Speaker 1: you because the rest of the story, when you had
Speaker 1: all these getaways to sicily sounded heavenly. There was one
Speaker 1: thing you actually mentioned in the book that I really
Speaker 1: resonated with, which was I wrote it down. You were
Speaker 1: talking about your son and your husband, and you said
Speaker 1: they clash as often as they bond the too, something
Speaker 1: I believe is not unusual for fathers and firstborn sons.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh, other people do this. Oh
Speaker 1: my little brother is so like easygoing. But sometimes I
Speaker 1: just lock horns with my father for funt just because
Speaker 1: I'm board, and he always bites back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do something about I think fathers are
Speaker 4: harder on the firstborn son. But I've got girlfriends who
Speaker 4: say the same, and they end up having the conversations
Speaker 4: with the dads of their sons saying, you know why,
Speaker 4: and then they accuse us of being too soft on them.
Speaker 1: I think I've overheard this exact argument between my parents.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have, you would have, you would have.
Speaker 4: You'd hear the same thing in our house or not
Speaker 4: that we argue, Betty, but we do discuss things sometimes
Speaker 4: in a very animated, vocal and loud.
Speaker 1: Manner, don't we all? Now me, do you have a
Speaker 1: clash with your dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I'm the firstborn son. But no, we my dad's very soft.
Speaker 2: Like my dad sends me in inspirational quotes every day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you start the day. Yeah, let me get
Speaker 2: let me get what he said. He didn't sendnyone today actually,
Speaker 2: but he's on a business trip. But let me find
Speaker 2: the most recent.
Speaker 4: He's on a business trip.
Speaker 2: Mmm, Marjory, he's a businessman.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, no, they don't clash like most elder
Speaker 1: sons and fathers. If he's sending you fucking inspirational quote, no,
Speaker 1: it's not the same.
Speaker 2: Well, this is from yesterday. Slowing down, resting, and or
Speaker 2: stillness may feel unsafe and uncomfortable for you if you're
Speaker 2: used to chaos or living under constant stress, because your
Speaker 2: nervous system is used to being in survival mode. And
Speaker 2: he said, saw this resonated with me? Hope it resonates
Speaker 2: with you. Love you endlessly, dad.
Speaker 4: Oh love?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is very divine.
Speaker 2: No, but I was a smack silly as a kid,
Speaker 2: So maybe you got it out of his systems when
Speaker 2: I was an infant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, did he have it? Did he have a change?
Speaker 4: Shity yeah?
Speaker 2: He oh yeah, he had a change. There was a
Speaker 2: pivotal but.
Speaker 4: What brought about his change once he he got.
Speaker 2: It, turned fifty, turned a corner. He was a change man.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Oh I love that. God. I love people
Speaker 4: who show the capacity for change.
Speaker 2: Then I came out. I think he was probably terrified
Speaker 2: of hitting a gay man. He didn't, so he's like,
Speaker 2: oh I might.
Speaker 4: Well that's it. Yeah, don't be puffed to bash up.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right. I've said that, Bayla. Anyway, the book
Speaker 2: is available now. You can get it. You can buy
Speaker 2: it at all good booksellers and of course online you
Speaker 2: can get on audiobooks, which Mitch is enjoying.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm loving it. We wanted to do with UKD
Speaker 1: whilst you're here.
Speaker 4: Mitch, Betty, Oh you're adorable. YouTube.
Speaker 2: Thank We're not done, Kate stay in bed.
Speaker 1: Oh well we've got you because you have experienced Australia
Speaker 1: and Italy and when they've both got to offer, we
Speaker 1: want to do a quick round of who does it better,
Speaker 1: because I reckon from listening to that book, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things that Italy shits on us with, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, and you don't kind of want to
Speaker 4: be that person that goes, oh my god, initially there,
Speaker 4: but yet I am that person. But there are some
Speaker 4: things that Australia does magnificently. For instance, this morning, when
Speaker 4: I was in the stupamarket and the lady was packing
Speaker 4: my bags for me, that doesn't happen in Italy. In Italy,
Speaker 4: you have to pack. It's like every store is fucking
Speaker 4: Aldi and you are trying it. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 4: not going for that. Little things like that. Getting our
Speaker 4: rubbish collected, Oh my goodness, that doesn't happen in Italy.
Speaker 2: Really, where do you put it?
Speaker 4: Well, because we lived in a medieval city, you know,
Speaker 4: and there's a lot of medieval cities in Italy, so
Speaker 4: we had to go to the rubbish bin, which was
Speaker 4: these central bins in the in the city. But because
Speaker 4: it was Italy and things are a bit scattered, the
Speaker 4: organico is in one place, the plastico is two blocks away,
Speaker 4: so and you've got five different kinds of rubbish.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be dead than have to deal with that.
Speaker 1: That's no good.
Speaker 2: Chuck me on the plastic hit it with.
Speaker 1: Some other Okay, So we've got a few things to
Speaker 1: get through. Noumber one is traffic. Who does it better
Speaker 1: Australia or Italy.
Speaker 4: Italy because you're allowed to speed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, wasn't your husband a little bit
Speaker 1: frightened to try and keep up with their speed?
Speaker 2: Why is that?
Speaker 4: Well, because on the freeway, very rare that you saw
Speaker 4: a speeding sign, like a speed limit sign on the freeway.
Speaker 4: So we really didn't know, but we would often get
Speaker 4: overtaken by a Nona going one hundred and sixty kilometers
Speaker 4: an hour.
Speaker 2: In a little feet Yeah, and so we.
Speaker 4: Would ask our friends and then they would say things like, hey, well,
Speaker 4: you know the speed limit it's one twenty kilometers an hour,
Speaker 4: but if it's a two lane a freeway, you can
Speaker 4: go one forty and if it's three lanes a plus
Speaker 4: you can go one one forty plus whatever you like. Shit,
Speaker 4: So how is that an answer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like it's open to interpretation. Australia's slappy
Speaker 1: with family. Fine, no, we're good.
Speaker 4: Do you know what the freedom in Italy? The freedom
Speaker 4: to your bike without a helmet, the freedom to have
Speaker 4: a cigarette with a glass of wine out in the
Speaker 4: front of a restaurant, the freedom to speed, just the
Speaker 4: freedom to take your dog with you anywhere into shop,
Speaker 4: the dogs welcome anywhere. Like just those little freedoms may
Speaker 4: mean a lot in your life, like they're very nourishing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never known a time where those things are freedoms.
Speaker 1: Like if I ever had a fucking dart with my
Speaker 1: rose in a restaurant, I would think I'm going to
Speaker 1: get tackled by someone like that.
Speaker 2: I would just never Yeah, all right, what's the next one?
Speaker 1: Who does it better? Radio?
Speaker 4: Italians or Australians one hundred percent Australia.
Speaker 1: Great, Ye'll take it.
Speaker 4: Sorry, you're current show accepted out? No, No, All of
Speaker 4: the Italian pop music and their radio sounds like it's
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Really also WSFM, it's just very uh and there.
Speaker 4: And when our produce A Sash was over there trying
Speaker 4: to find somewhere for me to broadcast back to Australia from,
Speaker 4: she just couldn't get over how antiquated all the radio
Speaker 4: stations work. She went and looked at about seven in
Speaker 4: Bologna and she said they were just it was. It
Speaker 4: was honestly like nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, gone, I bet they can smoke inside there too.
Speaker 1: You could do that back in the day in radio studios.
Speaker 1: Couldn't you.
Speaker 4: I remember when I lived with my girlfriend Mish, and
Speaker 4: she had a terrible breakup, and she comforted herself by
Speaker 4: playing what's that game with that gorgeous little guy? That
Speaker 4: video game with that in his gorgeous guy and he
Speaker 4: has to lassue the horse, and.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Yeah, Zelda, Zelda, Zelda.
Speaker 4: Anyway, my girlfriend played Zelda seriously for six months on
Speaker 4: repeat and chain smoked inside. And because she was so heartbroken,
Speaker 4: I learned to play Zelda just to keep her company.
Speaker 4: But I do have to say, after about six months,
Speaker 4: do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: You might enjoy your cigarette because the whole house, it
Speaker 4: was a two story house. The whole house just reeked
Speaker 4: of cigarette.
Speaker 1: Have your darry al Fresco miss much nicer out there?
Speaker 2: Has she bounced back?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's totally bounced back. Bunce a couple more, A
Speaker 4: couple more, you'd say, that's Mick saying I've given such long,
Speaker 4: elaborate and probably tedious answers. What number are we actually
Speaker 4: going to do? Mitch? How many are going to give me?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: We're on a podcast? There are actually no rules about
Speaker 1: how long the answers are how long we chat for.
Speaker 1: It's really just a question of how many you want
Speaker 1: to do, Kate, Mitch's got some rules.
Speaker 2: No, it's I'm thinking of you, Kate lane Brook. I
Speaker 2: know you're a very busy lady. You've got succession on Pauls.
Speaker 1: Well, look at me and beat You know, it's actually
Speaker 1: up to you. You tell us when you no longer
Speaker 1: give a fuck? Yeah number three wi fi.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, I no longer give a fun Come on, gimme,
Speaker 4: gimme all right, do you know one?
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Okay, So who does it better? Customer service Australia, Italy.
Speaker 4: We're pretty good Australia. Okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like you mentioned in the book. I might
Speaker 1: be paraphrasing, but I think you said at one point
Speaker 1: you were a little bit overwhelmed because they're quite aggressive.
Speaker 1: They're almost like what you want to shop here. They're
Speaker 1: not necessarily women.
Speaker 4: I found the women in their shops. They were always
Speaker 4: They've got a strange manner. It's strange to me because
Speaker 4: I was a stranger, you know. Yeah, but things like
Speaker 4: one of my Italian friends was saying the reason they
Speaker 4: put everything in the shop window in Italy or Vologna
Speaker 4: is so that when you come in you know what
Speaker 4: you're looking for. So it's not like I've just come
Speaker 4: into brows, all right, but whereas I would go in
Speaker 4: not knowing what I wanted and they thought that was
Speaker 4: really weird.
Speaker 2: All right, Well more, have you got somewhere to be?
Speaker 2: I'm just conscious that Kate has a half eaten back
Speaker 2: of Sultan.
Speaker 4: Again strong, he's really gone off me. No, they're finished, finish,
Speaker 4: carry on?
Speaker 1: Well the next one?
Speaker 4: Are you waiting for the indigestion?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: The next one is possibly the most important. Who does
Speaker 1: it better when it comes to men, Australia or Italy?
Speaker 1: Who has the finer gentleman?
Speaker 4: It's a very hard question to answer, and I'll tell
Speaker 4: you why. I obviously have a massive soft spot for
Speaker 4: Australian men. I love a smart, working class guy. I
Speaker 4: love the Australians do that better than anyone, like, you know,
Speaker 4: just a funny trade or whatever. You know, We're just
Speaker 4: very good at that. But Italian men pay women such
Speaker 4: attention that it is, and whereas Australian men have been
Speaker 4: stolen from us by pornography about real women anymore in Australia, yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't care about real women.
Speaker 1: But Italian guys, do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Italian men pay such attention to women. It is amazing,
Speaker 4: so that my girlfriend who came over couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, are they flirty? Cap like flirtatious even with you?
Speaker 2: What do you being there with your husband, your beloved
Speaker 2: Peter Allen Lewis, Back up, This is why I wanted
Speaker 2: to start.
Speaker 4: Even with your cardaverous ninety year old, horrendously out of
Speaker 4: shaped self. Did they muster a little Lazarus like Enthusiasmy.
Speaker 2: No, you not what I meant. You're gorgeous and radiant.
Speaker 2: But Peter Allen Lewis was I'm sure by your side, Peter.
Speaker 4: Alan Lewis, Well, you know what was funny? One? We
Speaker 4: used to go to this restaurant all the time that
Speaker 4: was run by the greatest food and run by this
Speaker 4: really I've written about him in the in the book,
Speaker 4: but I haven't written this story about him in the book.
Speaker 4: Very flirty guy who get drunk and sing opera and
Speaker 4: at the end of the night he'd come and give
Speaker 4: you a rose and give his speech and take your
Speaker 4: hand and kiss your hand and very fun, fun sort
Speaker 4: of guy.
Speaker 2: You don't get that shit here astant.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, not in a hundred years anyway,
Speaker 4: especially not me away. One night we were at his
Speaker 4: restaurant and Peter went to the toilet and the owner
Speaker 4: came over to my table and sat down. He always
Speaker 4: he sits at your table, and he paused wine and
Speaker 4: you know, and he said to me, why don't you
Speaker 4: come back tomorrow for lunch without your husband. I'm like, mate,
Speaker 4: he's literally a two minute piece away, Like what I could?
Speaker 4: I believe it? And also his wife came into that
Speaker 4: restaurant all the time. And his wife came up one
Speaker 4: night and introduced herself to me in a She had
Speaker 4: a strange energy about it, not unpleasant, but just a
Speaker 4: bit whatever. And then I realized, Oh, it's his wife,
Speaker 4: and she's got the energy of a woman who's constantly
Speaker 4: cheated on by her husband in the restaurant she works at.
Speaker 1: That's not a good reflection of Italian men.
Speaker 2: That you prove me wrong, Kate, what about that?
Speaker 4: I've still got her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you know what?
Speaker 1: Though? Speaking of your husband, people sometimes ask us ooh,
Speaker 1: like would you ever date a listener? And I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've heard this story, Mitch. But can you
Speaker 1: tell us, Kate, how you met your husband.
Speaker 4: Yes, so my husband was I met on a radio trip.
Speaker 4: The station sponsor did this thing that they hadn't done
Speaker 4: for a few years, and they would send a broadcaster
Speaker 4: over with a bunch of listeners, and I went on
Speaker 4: the trip with fifteen listeners and Peter was one of
Speaker 4: those listeners.
Speaker 2: There you go, and you did you shack up on
Speaker 2: that trip?
Speaker 4: No, Mitch. He had a girlfriend back in Australia and
Speaker 4: I had a boyfriend. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Okay, that look in her face. I can't read it.
Speaker 2: It's just one eye.
Speaker 4: I can't read it. It's like my book, can't read it.
Speaker 4: You need the audio book anyway. But and so then
Speaker 4: we came back and we sort of tap danced around
Speaker 4: each other for a couple of years, and then we
Speaker 4: got together.
Speaker 2: There you go, Where are you going? Hang on?
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's Lewis. Lewis come over and say hello,
Speaker 4: that's Mitch, and that's Mitch. I tell them apart by
Speaker 4: calling this Mitch Betty. Right, Yeah, this is Lewis Lewis.
Speaker 4: We're talking about the book. You can ask Lewis.
Speaker 2: Something, Hey, Lewis I have a question for you. Did
Speaker 2: you ever find out the backstory behind the Was it
Speaker 2: a fred okada or a camel and kohala in the letterbox?
Speaker 1: What if I missed here? Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell the story quickly?
Speaker 4: Lewis, Lewis, we found a we found a letter in
Speaker 4: our letter box. And it was during lockdown, wasn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was during that. Yeah, we found a letter box,
Speaker 4: a letter in that letter boxes, you know that's where
Speaker 4: letters are. But it was a like we fred of frog, Yeah,
Speaker 4: sticky tape to a hand written a hand letter. It
Speaker 4: looked like it was done by a twelve year old
Speaker 4: or a ten year old or something.
Speaker 1: And we weren't sure, you know, it was just a
Speaker 1: random phreato frog, So we weren't sure what it was,
Speaker 1: so we didn't eat it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so that was a string and it had
Speaker 4: a motivational message on it, like, oh b you everybody
Speaker 4: else is taken. Maybe it was my dad, maybe jewry.
Speaker 4: What did you come in for, Lewis? If you want
Speaker 4: to drive? Oh, Lewis is just yeah, we'll go for
Speaker 4: a drive, all right, give me, give me how long
Speaker 4: with these boys?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: We'll let you go.
Speaker 2: Are you teaching him to drive, Kate, is he on
Speaker 2: the lve?
Speaker 4: Yes, he's just we just got them last week and
Speaker 4: I took him for his first ever drive in the car,
Speaker 4: which I realized I didn't really know what to tell
Speaker 4: him to do. It's actually hard to Okay, just start
Speaker 4: the car and start driving.
Speaker 2: I thought you had to took your foot off the accelerator.
Speaker 2: The car would stop instantly. That was my first thought
Speaker 2: when I started driving. I thought it was a stop start.
Speaker 4: Well you would think that, wouldn't you. You would anyway,
Speaker 4: So we go to this big car park outside this
Speaker 4: like you know, sports center here.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, and then we just drive.
Speaker 4: We drive around. But then we drove on the road
Speaker 4: back home the other day. And once you've driven on
Speaker 4: the proper road with other traffic, what else is there
Speaker 4: to learn?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's actually that's actually pretty scary because I grew up
Speaker 1: in the country, so like it was very quiet streets
Speaker 1: to learn on. But once I came to Sydney, Oh
Speaker 1: different story.
Speaker 4: Oh totally. But hang on in the country, riddle me this.
Speaker 4: Surely you would have driven people's paddock bashes and whatever.
Speaker 4: You would have been more familiar with a car than
Speaker 4: city kids who have never had any quiet street to
Speaker 4: practice on.
Speaker 1: I'd been driving manuals since I was eight.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is what I said to Lewis, like, it's
Speaker 4: quite ridiculous. And I was saying mis to Petty the
Speaker 4: other night. How ridiculous that our children get to eighteen
Speaker 4: and they've never sat behind the wheel of a car. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, I know, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 4: not had that experience of bouncing around in a paddic.
Speaker 2: Or smoking with their dog on their lab.
Speaker 4: Yes, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, You've got to get some country friends though,
Speaker 1: and take them out to the farm. You'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Get the get the young one started early.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I'd love some country friends. Do you think
Speaker 4: they'd love me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give you. I'll give you Ian and Jane's address.
Speaker 1: I'll meet you there, all.
Speaker 2: Right, k Let's let Kate go.
Speaker 4: Mitch, since I first came on your highly regarded show,
Speaker 4: you have been desperate to get rid of me. Who
Speaker 4: you got waiting in the wings? Kylie? No?
Speaker 2: No, do you know what?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 1: It's his inner radio guy. He's like, you know, tight
Speaker 1: five a quick break. I keep reminding him it's a podcast.
Speaker 1: We could do this for days if we so choose.
Speaker 2: I'm also aware of my guest.
Speaker 4: I mean, you guess he's like being bundled out the door,
Speaker 4: and you guess.
Speaker 2: She's going, but I haven't had Might just sert, have
Speaker 2: your gruppa and get out.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what you've clearly got? You know,
Speaker 1: some driving lessons to do. I'll ask you one last question.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot to ask you this last time,
Speaker 1: because we have one question we ask every single guest
Speaker 1: that we have on and that is we get them
Speaker 1: to contribute to our things better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 2: It's a growing list.
Speaker 1: So it's essentially, you know, sweet pleasures, like a little
Speaker 1: small thing in life that you love, Like what did
Speaker 1: Jess male boy say? She said she likes being barefoot
Speaker 1: in a garden?
Speaker 2: Of course it is.
Speaker 4: And the thing is, did you say the thing is
Speaker 4: better than drugs and jeeps?
Speaker 1: I did, because I think we've got a lot of
Speaker 1: younger female listeners who might be a bit party in
Speaker 1: boy obsessed right now. So it's just our way of saying, guys,
Speaker 1: there's more.
Speaker 4: Life, Yes, Nona listening.
Speaker 1: You know It's true we have a lot of gays,
Speaker 1: so this applies to them. We're just saying, listen, there's
Speaker 1: more to life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have so many little pleasures. The ocean. Just
Speaker 4: swimming in the ocean.
Speaker 1: That's literally the biggest pleasure.
Speaker 4: But okay, that a big pleasure? Is it to be?
Speaker 1: It's quite a vast pleasure.
Speaker 2: But the sea is large, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're cross it.
Speaker 2: You didn't live over them once you did cross it
Speaker 2: to get to Italy?
Speaker 4: All right? Hang on, what about this? I love nothing
Speaker 4: more than eating crispy bacon, streaky with a mini can
Speaker 4: of coke in bed.
Speaker 1: Grape added crispy.
Speaker 2: Yep. Okay, do you baking bacon? Did you put it
Speaker 2: in the oven on a baking dish? No, I don't.
Speaker 4: You can get sucked right the way the creator intended.
Speaker 4: I and I and you know what else I do?
Speaker 4: And this is going the extra mile. So I also
Speaker 4: removed the rind from the bacon. H And then we
Speaker 4: in the Lewis Langbrok house we cook that separately and
Speaker 4: it goes all crispy and stunning, and it's a little
Speaker 4: chef's tree.
Speaker 1: I've never even thought of that.
Speaker 4: That sounds stunning. Barbarians who cook their bacon with the
Speaker 4: rind on, no get away from me, and if.
Speaker 2: You eat, if you eat that bacon and a coke
Speaker 2: in the kitchen, get fucked. Not on the list.
Speaker 4: You must be in your bed, must be in bed,
Speaker 4: because one of my little pleasures better than D and
Speaker 4: D is eating in bed. I really love to gobble, gobble,
Speaker 4: gobble in the sat.
Speaker 2: Why was the camera heading closer to your face with
Speaker 2: every Yeah, okay, what are you watching on the screen?
Speaker 4: I started binging you. I was sick a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago. I'm just like, I've got her and all
Speaker 4: the time in the world to watch something. So I
Speaker 4: started watching this show called Insecure, and so I started
Speaker 4: watching that. I'm in love with the league girl. She's
Speaker 4: just so incredible. The rest of the show is just
Speaker 4: a bit strange, so strange that I persisted through five
Speaker 4: and a half season and now I've actually caught up
Speaker 4: in the bin and then now I'm just smashing down
Speaker 4: a new episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a bit like that with Bloody sv You.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the whole show is strange. But you know
Speaker 1: that Detective Olivia Benson, she keeps me there.
Speaker 2: You watch the killing that Marisha?
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you a crime person.
Speaker 1: Not normally, I don't like to go to bed, you know,
Speaker 1: to the sound of rapes and sodomy, and that's.
Speaker 4: What everyone always does. And she was murdered and they
Speaker 4: slid her from a belly or her throat. Good night.
Speaker 1: I've actually become numb to that. She does something happens
Speaker 1: on the I'm like, oh wait, I need to take
Speaker 1: a moment to remember that that's fucking real. I'm just
Speaker 1: used to hearing that stuff.
Speaker 4: So, you know, I've always got a theory, yeah, my theories.
Speaker 4: You know, everyone's like the wild's so violent, big kind,
Speaker 4: it's gangsta y. Yeah, but they're the same people that
Speaker 4: are absolutely gorging themselves on true crime. And you know,
Speaker 4: there's this Hawaiian religion or philosophy called Hoonah. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: one of the tenets of Houna is energy goes where
Speaker 4: attention flows. And so if you're just gorging on violence
Speaker 4: and women being raped and murdered and buried under their
Speaker 4: things and the teacher's pet la la, what do where
Speaker 4: do you think that shit is going in your psyche?
Speaker 1: So if we all listened to podcasts about like winning
Speaker 1: the lotto and shit, we're good yes, beautiful things and hummingbirg.
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, Like, if you're soul sick,
Speaker 4: start with what you're feeding your soul.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: Start with what you're feeding your soul.
Speaker 4: Especial Victims Unit.
Speaker 2: All right, Kate, let's leave Kate on that.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 4: I'm sick of you trying to get rid of me.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm done. Bye. So you, Kate, not right
Speaker 4: that your guest is more fond of you than you
Speaker 4: are of your guest record.
Speaker 2: I do this out of fondness because I adore you.
Speaker 4: I don't accept it. Mitch, he's got all big headed.
Speaker 2: Do you want to stay? You can say, okay, you
Speaker 2: can host the sh I's just gone. So Kate, love you,
Speaker 2: love you chaw so Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Jenner, I forgot to tell you you've got
Speaker 1: to play the generic opener after that.
Speaker 2: It's just me a generic opener. It should be next
Speaker 2: to a Kate chat. Is it just me? Three winder?
Speaker 1: Because maybe we'll give it one more go with that,
Speaker 1: because that's my bad. I forgot to tell her. After
Speaker 1: we wrap up with Kate, you play the closer?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want to stay? You can stay. Okay,
Speaker 2: you can host the SHP just god, just me love
Speaker 2: you loved talk over. That's fine, welcome back.
Speaker 1: She's doing well so far.
Speaker 2: She's not doing it at all.
Speaker 1: But we're about to wrap. So get that closing music ready, Jenna,
Speaker 1: Yep it out, Jen, it's going to big show. It's
Speaker 1: hard to shut Kate up, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Is it it?
Speaker 2: Ever? She just goes and goes and goes. Like we
Speaker 2: said in the chat, she was in bed for the
Speaker 2: whole interview.
Speaker 1: I know, wow, Now that's good. You can have that's
Speaker 1: got that loud though.
Speaker 2: There we are. Yeah, she was brilliant in bed the
Speaker 2: whole show with a pack of Smith's chips, like she
Speaker 2: was living the life empty. They were empty, they were
Speaker 2: what was she watching some HBO show?
Speaker 1: I remember? Oh, and don't forget. Next week our final
Speaker 1: episode of the year, episode ninety four, John Laws, you'll
Speaker 1: hear how mine and Mitch's interview with the King of Radio,
Speaker 1: the King of talkback.
Speaker 2: I should say, yes, of course, the King of radios
Speaker 2: in this room.
Speaker 1: Oh please, you'll hear how that went. Next week. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a big one.
Speaker 2: The house show with the year guys, it's our little
Speaker 2: Chrissy gift to you, ending it with John.
Speaker 1: Laws can't wait. Oh down, jenn is getting experimental a bit.
Speaker 2: You're impressing me. Oh same bit o. Anything happening because
Speaker 2: you can talk as well. She's got a mute.
Speaker 1: She's really not good at multitasking.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm kind of impressed that you managed to do
Speaker 2: being hilarious and pressing buttons hard. Okay, we'll see you
Speaker 2: next week and listening. Yeah, thank you anything. We will
Speaker 2: see you next week. For ninety four. It's been a pleasure.
Speaker 2: But don't forget leaves a five star review if you
Speaker 2: want to keepus on.
Speaker 1: The If you're an Apple podcast, just leave it. The
Speaker 1: five star review won't be hard. We promise that's very easy.
Speaker 2: See next week. Guys. Thanks for listening. Bye.
Speaker 4: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 1: the end, we pretend we're done, We wrap up the show,
Speaker 1: trick everyone out of listening, and then we have the
Speaker 1: real fun. Yep, nothing planning this bit. We just let
Speaker 1: our ADHD brains run wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the after party of the main show.
Speaker 2: It's loose. You may have the best night of your life,
Speaker 2: or you made of the worst. I do realize that
Speaker 2: was a mispronunciation. Now, Jenna add E Brief is also
Speaker 2: strife with sound effects.
Speaker 4: Someone's here.
Speaker 1: They crashed, Sorry they crashed. Oh you needed a crash
Speaker 1: sound effects.
Speaker 2: They just sailed off into the sunset.
Speaker 4: It's too far.
Speaker 2: She hasn't mastered multiple at once. She's really sticking to
Speaker 2: one channel.
Speaker 1: You've got sick of your stories. Second, I already feel
Speaker 1: that this ad e beef is going to be fucked.
Speaker 1: I already don't like it.
Speaker 2: I love it being on the receiving end of sound effects.
Speaker 2: It's coming, gal, Jenny, you sort of needs to talk
Speaker 2: to a company.
Speaker 4: Of the.
Speaker 1: Sant effect alone. Yeah, maybe you'll get a taste of
Speaker 1: your medicine now that you're not the one pressing it.
Speaker 1: It's not it's funny if you're just having your conversations interrupted. Well,
Speaker 1: she's got them so low that it doesn't actually matter.
Speaker 1: Why the volume, Jenny, you're gonna have to crank those
Speaker 1: headphones up and you can check the levels as you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, too loud. She's become mute. She's just not talking.
Speaker 2: You've got to make the joke, then use the sound effect.
Speaker 2: The sound effect is nothing the wrong one, did you? Yes?
Speaker 2: What a shock? Mitchell Ee locked in two segments of
Speaker 2: The Genocide Show today.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: I know, and she don't want any involvement. And Jenna,
Speaker 2: I'm just helping you because you're incapable of it and
Speaker 2: you will have to produce everything. But I'm going to
Speaker 2: send you all you need to know. And it's the
Speaker 2: Genocide Show. You're producing it and you're getting.
Speaker 1: It on the cloud yep, can do.
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 2: Fabulous jet five seconds? You have to pay for that.
Speaker 5: That's coming out of your money favorite song too? Oh,
Speaker 5: how did you find the moderator games intro? I A
Speaker 5: we notry.
Speaker 2: We're about four months into the rain of our moderators,
Speaker 2: and can we give them a bit of their moderators
Speaker 2: don't real Well, I haven't had to approve a post
Speaker 2: on Enduring Idiot's our secret Facebook page in months.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're getting a bit of prove heavy like they're
Speaker 1: being too generous.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I noticed some posts in there about peanut butter and
Speaker 2: I thought this didn't need to be approved peanut butter.
Speaker 1: I don't mind the peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Now, some of them are too much.
Speaker 4: Do you like crunchy or smooth?
Speaker 2: Smooth?
Speaker 1: Smooth? Absolutely? I got berated when I was in fire
Speaker 1: and Bay a couple of weeks ago, big group of friends.
Speaker 1: I went and did the shop. Yes, and peanut butter
Speaker 1: was on the list, and I got smooth. Then everyone
Speaker 1: was like, you should go crunchy, you do the shop?
Speaker 2: Why did you do the shop for the moll?
Speaker 1: Now there was a few of us, Oh, you all went. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were fucking fourteen people there in total, And so
Speaker 1: three of us went and did the shop to and
Speaker 1: no one specified they wanted crunching. And even if they did,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done it because I want smooth.
Speaker 2: You know what, And I'm going to say this once
Speaker 2: and I will never say it again. There's nothing worse
Speaker 2: than an artisanal peanut butter. What like a I'm trying
Speaker 2: to make a fancy peanut butter. Oh I'm quite partial
Speaker 2: to a bit of fancy arm and butter.
Speaker 1: Even it's not butter spoiler alert, Well it's peanut butter.
Speaker 1: But I can't ever put butter with peanut butter. That's fucked.
Speaker 2: I put butter with peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Really, you have to know, you don't, otherwise you choke.
Speaker 2: It's too dry, it's clad glue on.
Speaker 1: It's a very risk guy, it is. I'm still not
Speaker 1: over that.
Speaker 2: Neither of my fucking Corey A great call. There was
Speaker 2: some good fairy tales and phizzis today very good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh that's not a sad effect. That's the price behind
Speaker 2: your menage. Get ready for the get ready for the winter.
Speaker 2: Bear Jenner, we landed on the mor in Harrington Highlands. Trent, Oh, oh,
Speaker 2: poor Trent. You get to tell what he won. He
Speaker 2: won a pair of Jenner.
Speaker 1: They way too quiet.
Speaker 2: I feel bowling shoes, way too quiet.
Speaker 1: Look up here, see the see the levels. That's how
Speaker 1: you monitor.
Speaker 2: They're not cutting through Jenner, They're shocking. Never use this
Speaker 2: ever here for what is that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's on your sound effects for Darlan, I know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now you know what's interesting. What if you
Speaker 2: press on the keyboard command F, you then can search
Speaker 2: anything you want. So if you if we're talking about birds,
Speaker 2: you can search bird and you'll play a bird sound effect.
Speaker 2: That's when the craft gets involved.
Speaker 1: That's why you're often here MIT's furiously typing away over there,
Speaker 1: and like, what.
Speaker 4: Are you doing?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What you do? Not a soundurbate?
Speaker 2: We don't need it, So Jenner feel free to craft. Jenna,
Speaker 2: this is brilliant. I'm training my protegee. You're shocking at
Speaker 2: the moment, but you'll get there.
Speaker 4: It's my person.
Speaker 1: You're creating a monster.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: Is she really going to be paddling this whole thing
Speaker 1: by itself? And Jenne side show Yes, yes, I will
Speaker 1: call thirteen w Sorry no that's not I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't be.
Speaker 2: It's my cousin, Amanda Chury.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, No, no, no, wait wait wait what's this one?
Speaker 2: As Britney spears, Mitch is leaving?
Speaker 1: Wait what if I look up Coombs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you'll get stuff.
Speaker 1: My button came undone Comb's voice.
Speaker 2: Family, I'm of the.
Speaker 1: Dude, the.
Speaker 2: Beautiful great.
Speaker 4: Crush through the sum He's impressive.
Speaker 2: Gets a shirt that's his voice? What a talent? Do
Speaker 2: you want to maybe search? I don't know? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Chim hmm yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, god.
Speaker 4: Yeah I agree.
Speaker 2: Play a couple of Mitchells. That's what they used on
Speaker 2: the Kyle and Jackie Oshow for Mitchell Cooms. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 2: interesting though they chose that, not telling from one of
Speaker 2: his acclaimed videos.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's surprising.
Speaker 1: Well, it is the.
Speaker 2: Biggest thing he's known for, is it just me? The podcast?
Speaker 1: Of course? Of course?
Speaker 2: Beloved by thousands, millions, millions even Yeah, I heard him
Speaker 2: talking in the hallway, said oh trash Holleys, beloved by people.
Speaker 2: I got hand listeners. It's sad, but sad, but you
Speaker 2: know sad, but you know it's sad, and maybe Violin
Speaker 2: music show me just how sad it is, right, dogs, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's call it an I'm going to call it.
Speaker 4: Watch the songs.
Speaker 2: I'm over it. Yes, what is this? It's Johnny o'keeith Wait,
Speaker 2: where is he? I'm calling him to let him know. Oh,
Speaker 2: I was just calling you. I'm officially over it a
Speaker 2: little bit. I'm done told you, Jenna, we're swapping back.
Speaker 2: You've had your lesson over it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now you know what it's like to have someone
Speaker 1: laughed out that she wants stop playing.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. Get it off Amanda and her
Speaker 2: stupid words. Thank god, thank you, Jennet. Now wrap up
Speaker 2: the show. You've got to play the show closer because
Speaker 2: we're getting out of here. We are going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, we hope this podcast may you feel at
Speaker 1: least three percent better somehow.
Speaker 2: Sure, so mighty. I feel your brain most weeks, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: This is how I make you feel.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it took ninety three episodes to get
Speaker 1: through to you. Sometimes they're funny, and sometimes, Jenna, you can't.
Speaker 1: You've already hit the music. That's let it happen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let it. Sorry. Sometimes they're funny and sometimes they're well placed.
Speaker 1: But sometimes when they're completely out of nowhere and they
Speaker 1: are interrupting the flow of the conversation, Oh it does
Speaker 1: my head in?
Speaker 2: Hell on head in? All right? Love you everyone, Thank
Speaker 2: you for listening.
Speaker 1: John Laws on the show next week for our last
Speaker 1: episode of the year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, we have one more show to redeem
Speaker 2: ourself after Jenna's mess. Christ We'll see you next week,
Speaker 2: final episode of the year, John Laws. Guys, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Bye. How do I stop it?
Speaker 2: You work it out?
Speaker 4: Bye?
Speaker 5: Do I stop it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: That's up to you.
Speaker 2: Just press the red button.
Speaker 1: Which one, the red one that was a bit abrupt?
Speaker 1: You gotta fade it out? Sorry, bring it back then,
Speaker 1: and now start to fade it.
Speaker 2: Okay, see you guys. Bye so slowly, slowly there.
Speaker 4: What do I do next?
Speaker 1: Okay bye Natally,