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Speaker 1: Podcasting It's Kiss and Money on a Monday afternoon. You're

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Speaker 1: a whisker away from your chance to win one thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars thanks to H and R Bloc register Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody dot com if you'd like to be a part

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Speaker 1: of that. But wards, before we get there, you you

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Speaker 1: feel like you've been wrongly done by My.

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Speaker 2: Holiday was ruined. I was ruined.

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Speaker 1: My mobile number was stupidly given away on this show.

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Speaker 1: You would have blamed there? Can I just say, well, no,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't. Well, I wasn't to blame for the replay.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've had my I've had you know, I

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Speaker 1: got in trouble for him this last time. But then

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Speaker 1: the producers, who are all you idiots replay agree.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 3: So we were away for two weeks, start playing the

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Speaker 3: best bits. I don't know how this made the best

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Speaker 3: bit that was actually offensive? Can I just say, apparently

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Speaker 3: one of our best bits on radio was just giving

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Speaker 3: away my mobile number, but they decided to replay it.

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Speaker 2: They included my entire number. So I was bombarded by colls.

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Speaker 1: And then last time this happened as well, you got

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Speaker 1: absolutely thrashed.

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Speaker 3: I did, I did, and well I kin't bothered changing

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Speaker 3: my number, so I continue to be threshed. One person

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Speaker 3: calls me every Saturday night. You know who you are,

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Speaker 3: and I'm not going to pick up. But here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: I've got a whole bunch of numbers in front of me.

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Speaker 3: These are the people that did bombard me with calls.

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Speaker 3: So one by one I'm getting them all back. Every

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Speaker 3: single day I'm making a revenge phone call. So we've

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Speaker 3: got one today.

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Speaker 2: We've got over here. Well now I'm thinking, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, we haven't even planned this,

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Speaker 1: so what do you want to go? What do you

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Speaker 1: want to go with? Here's what I'm thinking. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: just call him up.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Yeah, it's the government here, Australian government, which is

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Speaker 3: part of the government tax the Devon here from the

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Speaker 3: eighty sounds believable.

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Speaker 2: My name is Devon from the tax office.

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Speaker 3: And you are asked, let me check here, seventeen four

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Speaker 3: hundred and twenty seven dollars you pay now. Now, He'll

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Speaker 3: be he will be absolutely spitting chips and I'll be like, copied,

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Speaker 3: mate me give me, give me the cash. And I'll

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Speaker 3: say if we don't give you the money, now, I'm

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Speaker 3: going to take you home, what sleep with him?

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Speaker 2: No, talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think about this more before we call him.

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Speaker 1: What do you think I should do? Well, I mean no, no, okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: just give it him the government. Yeah, I would say that.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't call him some of the government. Tho would

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Speaker 1: I go? This is devon speaking. Yeah, you owe me

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Speaker 1: seventeen thousand dollars. Sounds like a It sounds like a

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Speaker 1: tax force game. Anyway, Look, let's just try it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: give it a go. Yeah, get him back.

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Speaker 2: You'll rue the day he called mane tolhim in here were.

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Speaker 3: All right, Hi, this is a devon speaking from the

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Speaker 3: Australian Tax Office.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a.

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Speaker 3: Few records here that would suggest that you owe the

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Speaker 3: government quite a sum of money.

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Speaker 1: M yeah, sorry man, can.

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Speaker 3: You well apologies, won't do it. Actually, you owe seventeen

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars and so I'm just reading from paper here

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Speaker 3: seventeen thy three hundred and seventeen dollars and sixteen cents,

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Speaker 3: which you need to pay immediately.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, man, I don't believe well this one did well?

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Speaker 3: You provide well you yeah, well you better start believing

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Speaker 3: power because I need that money, right, now, and I'm

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Speaker 3: sorry about my colleague laughing in the background. This is

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Speaker 3: a serious call. I am the government, So when when

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Speaker 3: can I the government? Well I've worked for the government.

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Speaker 3: I work for the government, so when can I expect

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Speaker 3: Tell you, mate, it's woody here.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting you. I'm getting your back because you called

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Speaker 2: me when I was on holiday.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah, Well revenge's best served cold, mate, so

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Speaker 3: copy that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did I have you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, got me.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, so you're later, mate, And well I'm

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Speaker 2: not done.

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Speaker 1: I'm not done.

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Speaker 3: So many people gone, one struck off the list. We're

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Speaker 3: going to a song and then right up next I

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Speaker 3: get someone else.

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Speaker 2: Baby, I'm getting them all to him. Yes I did, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: You hurt him?

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Speaker 3: He thought I was the tax office for twenty seconds

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Speaker 3: and he'll never get that fear back again.

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Speaker 2: I'm bringing them all around. Well, let's go to a

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Speaker 2: song and you target right up next.

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Speaker 1: To hates Cassy willing Woody on a Monday afternoon. Got

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Speaker 1: a chance for you guys to win a thousand bucks

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Speaker 1: all thanks to H and R Bloc. The show will

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Speaker 1: carry on and be interesting and entertaining. Once this child

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Speaker 1: gets over his petty beef. I'm not a child, and

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Speaker 1: it's not petty beef.

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Speaker 3: My number was given out live on radio. I keep

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Speaker 3: getting prank calls about it. So here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, we replayed a bit where we gave it out.

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Speaker 1: It was body funny stuff. It wasn't that funny seven.

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Speaker 1: It's honestly not funny. I got bombarded with calls the

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Speaker 1: first time it went out, and then we were doing

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Speaker 1: best ofs over the holiday break, and the tools that

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Speaker 1: are our praditioning team decided to replay the bit where

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Speaker 1: my number was given out.

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Speaker 3: So look, everyone who called me, you know who you are.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting you all back, baby, I'm pranking them all.

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Speaker 3: I've just brought down some dude.

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Speaker 1: Any famous people in there, Madaline West?

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Speaker 2: Why would Madeline West? Why would Frank call me? I

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Speaker 2: have not got no crank calls from famous people.

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Speaker 3: These are just morons with too much time on their hands,

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Speaker 3: and I'm bringing them all down. So I've brought down

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Speaker 3: one time for number ten. I'm going to say on

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Speaker 3: the tax office again. Yeah, well it worked last time.

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Speaker 3: Will if it ain't broke, don't fix it?

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Speaker 2: So here you go. Done, put it in.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is.

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Speaker 3: Devn speaking from the Australian Tax Office. How are you

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Speaker 3: this afternoon. I'm very very good. Fortunately I'm calling you

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Speaker 3: as a bearer of some pretty terrible news though. Just

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Speaker 3: looking at our files here, you actually owe the government

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Speaker 3: two hundred and twenty seven thousand dollars and sixty cents.

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Speaker 1: How why is that?

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Speaker 3: Well, you just haven't been paying your taxes, so we're

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Speaker 3: going to need that money as ap.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no that's not true. Well it is. It

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Speaker 2: is true, definitely is true.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to ring the Taxation.

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Speaker 2: Department now, well you'll get me. I'll pick up the phone.

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Speaker 1: What I'm going to ring them? Now?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 3: Well no, well hang on before you go, got it.

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Speaker 1: Got podcasting now,