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Speaker 1: Elizabeth, tell us about your cheek Dad.

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Speaker 2: My dad, we were little kids. He called in at

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Speaker 2: the Pound on the way home from work and found

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Speaker 2: a cat. She had three legs, so he decided to

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Speaker 2: bring her home, but at the time he argued for

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Speaker 2: and received a twenty five percent discount to compensate the

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Speaker 2: missing weg Ken.

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Speaker 3: What did you fall into?

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Speaker 1: I fell into an Alpha Romeo.

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Speaker 4: I literally stepped on the gutter and head buttered this

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Speaker 4: four blokes Alpha Romeo. Seeing that the nice bloke I am,

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Speaker 4: I left a note and told him that the head size.

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Speaker 1: Date was te.

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Speaker 3: This is incredible.

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Speaker 1: No, normally you leave your details.

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Speaker 4: Don't you have your red Joe even know if you've

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Speaker 4: got to drive off?

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Speaker 1: What do you leave details of your head?

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Speaker 3: I didn't have to do.

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Speaker 4: My face was imprinted on him.

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Speaker 3: Jack. How did you injure yourself? Yeah, shooting in a

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Speaker 3: restaurant doing shots of Chinese rice wine and you.

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Speaker 2: Light trail sack was slow and five mustache caught on fire.

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Speaker 3: Haiti, How are you cursed?

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Speaker 4: I'm cursed doing everyday activities. I've broken both of my

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Speaker 4: legs twice in my life. The first time I'd just

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Speaker 4: gotten back from case driving with great White Shark. I

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Speaker 4: got home, crossed the road and got hit by a

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Speaker 4: car and broke both legs and my shoulder. So it

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Speaker 4: was in a wheelchair, but can only go in circles

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Speaker 4: by And then this year I have three young kids

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Speaker 4: and they're all on the trampoline. I'm like, went out,

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Speaker 4: walked downstairs, broke both my legs. But apparently I've got

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Speaker 4: so much metal in my legs now that I shouldn't

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Speaker 4: break them again. We Bionic woman.

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Speaker 5: I wait in the donut shop and there were some

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Speaker 5: butchers in the shop opposite us, and we used to

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Speaker 5: play dodgeball when no one was walking past with Hurls's

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Speaker 5: donut at Bell and they got a very sausages back at.

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Speaker 4: Us Brook you got an undeniable ghost doing there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we actually grew up with a ghost in our

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Speaker 2: hands that used to untack the dishwasher.

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Speaker 5: You'd hear dishes pluming and things.

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Speaker 4: Being very domestic.

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Speaker 1: Wish I could get one.

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Speaker 6: So it sounds like Mary Poppins, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: I was standing on the bed show my girlfriend how

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Speaker 1: my great six underpants still fitted, and I was trying

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Speaker 1: to make a bit more room in there with my

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Speaker 1: fist and I stretched and they ripped, and I spunked

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Speaker 1: myself in the door and backward somersaulted into the Queen

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Speaker 1: Anne wardrove at the end of the bed. Sheesh rang

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Speaker 1: triple J straight away and reported it. I think a

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Speaker 1: triple zero is a number, especially what are going to

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Speaker 1: play you?

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Speaker 2: An indie song?

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Speaker 3: Dennis, what's yours? Don't judge me, But about four or

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Speaker 3: five years ago I broke off a tooth and I

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Speaker 3: was too poor at that time. We go through the dentist.

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Speaker 3: I made a tooth out of a piece of bone

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Speaker 3: that I stole from the dog, and then I drilled

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Speaker 3: a hole up into the broken stump and I wore

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Speaker 3: that tooth for about three.

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Speaker 6: Or four years.

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Speaker 1: This is a ways in Dennis, I will file this

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Speaker 1: cool under Australian's a tough made a tooth out of

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Speaker 1: dog bone and drilled it into.

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Speaker 3: Your own drawing into my tooth, that was probably the

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Speaker 3: most nerve wrecking thing I've ever done in your record,

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Speaker 3: I hope.

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Speaker 1: So, Miranda, what did you fall into?

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Speaker 6: I was a good airth eighteen years old and very

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Speaker 6: excited to be included and a major surgery wanted to observe.

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Speaker 6: It was only five foot short and couldn't quite see,

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Speaker 6: so they very kindly lent me a two step ladder,

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Speaker 6: and the anius bumbled in and tripped over the ladder,

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Speaker 6: knocking it from under my feet, and I landed up

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Speaker 6: falling into the patients afteromens.

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Speaker 1: And have you ever seen anyone else ever fall into

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Speaker 1: a patient?

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Speaker 6: Never un