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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: The Yarra River is like a chocolate milkshake, nothing but gristle.

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Speaker 3: All day, every day. You just want to shimmy when

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Speaker 3: you hear this. You can't stay still.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four pint.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Good morning, Monday morning. We're back.

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Speaker 4: It's the Christian O'Connell's show on Goal. Good morning, Patsy morning,

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Speaker 4: Jack Morning, guys, team reunites.

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Speaker 2: Yay.

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Speaker 4: So I've been back home to the UK. I've been

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Speaker 4: away for three weeks and do you know what it was?

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Speaker 4: Love to see Mom, Dad, sister, weddings, friends, countryside, queues,

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Speaker 4: DeLay's brexits and do you know when we came back

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Speaker 4: yesterday were flying over Melbourne. I felt so blessed that

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Speaker 4: we moved here, that Ingram will always be home. It's

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Speaker 4: always have a special place in my heart. And I

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Speaker 4: miss Mum and Dad and my sister all fair of

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Speaker 4: very much and old friends, but this will always forever

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Speaker 4: now be home. As was flying over the city, I

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Speaker 4: saw little patches of suburbs with ovals and five years

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Speaker 4: ago when I first moved in, didn't we know what

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Speaker 4: that really meant. But now this is home. I felt

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Speaker 4: so excited. And when we were going through customs yesterday

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Speaker 4: with my passport as well. By the way, I know

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Speaker 4: you landed a couple of hours before me. Did you

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Speaker 4: find it was chaos at Melbourne Airport?

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Speaker 3: Oh? My god, absolutely heaving.

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Speaker 4: There were It felt like at the time when we

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Speaker 4: landed yesterday, about ten am yesterday morning, that there were

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Speaker 4: a lot of people that you often see on I

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Speaker 4: don't really saying anything here on the TV show Border Force,

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Speaker 4: we know what country they're from, and there were seriously

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Speaker 4: there was this pack them and there were a family

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Speaker 4: in front of me on FaceTime, you know, which obviously

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Speaker 4: annoys Border Force officials. You're not allowed to be on

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Speaker 4: you and you've all filled out that pink slip. Basically,

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Speaker 4: I've been anywhere near mud. There's no I didn't even

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Speaker 4: know what what is this mud that you speak of?

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Speaker 4: And I certainly don't have foot and mount disease. And

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Speaker 4: this lady obviously was just getting irritated who worked for

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Speaker 4: a softball question. She goes, you've got mud on his shoes,

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Speaker 4: and the guy went looked at his elderly relative and

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, you ain't getting that Huber. He kept

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Speaker 3: looking at like there's no, You're still there now, my friend.

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Speaker 3: Going through that suitcase.

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Speaker 5: You have now big banners with the pictures of the

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Speaker 5: muddy poo on them, so like you can't get it.

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Speaker 5: Muddy boots is the worst possible thing you can do

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Speaker 3: Whatever the security question is.

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Speaker 4: At various places all over the world would ask you

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Speaker 4: have you got any of these? And there's like bits

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Speaker 4: of handguns, why is it stall that large acme road

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Speaker 4: run I sort of bomb as well with a sparkle

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Speaker 4: coming out of there, go you don't go?

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Speaker 3: Maybe what a joy that was?

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Speaker 4: That woke me up after a long twenty seven haulover.

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Speaker 4: So perhapsy, how was your trip? You went to New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to Queenstown. Absolutely postcard perfect use places

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Speaker 2: you can't take a bad photo because everywhere you look, say.

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Speaker 3: You judge a trip, isn't it life behind the lens?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: But it's beautiful. You don't have to be a good

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Speaker 4: She found time to actually put the camera down. Judging

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Speaker 2: It annoys my family because I'm the one that takes

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Speaker 4: They would like Spielberg or Juris camera light here is

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Speaker 5: I bet you complained about the same thing Bianki complains about.

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Speaker 5: She's like the unofficial photographer in our family. So she

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Speaker 5: gets home from a trip and she goes, oh, there's

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Speaker 3: No one never takes a photos. That's it. We have

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Speaker 3: no family photat It wasn't for me.

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Speaker 2: Guys bellying any of them, I think. But that's the

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Speaker 2: from the lens, because it's very easy to like to

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Speaker 3: Like put yourself placelight where you were. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: It was gorgeous snow, not a lot of snow, but

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Speaker 3: But I've heard of that. What's snow play?

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Speaker 2: Oh, well, just to bogganing and you know, throwing snowballs

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Speaker 2: at another. And Chris, in his wisdom, decided to change.

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Speaker 2: He's in charge of everything. He's in charge of the

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Speaker 2: passports like he's like Daddy Bear, and also the combination.

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Speaker 4: Locks in nature, where does a bear Even when put

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Speaker 2: Something happens to him. He just goes out this mode.

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Speaker 2: And he also was in charge of the four suitcases

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Speaker 2: we took and the combination locks.

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Speaker 5: And and you're just on visuals.

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Speaker 3: Suitcases is like a human donkey mule.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got a job like a.

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Speaker 3: Sure potent, and those bathsports.

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Speaker 2: In his wisdom, he decided for some reason, after like

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Speaker 2: four years of having the suitcases to change the combination lock,

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Speaker 2: which when we landed in Queenstown.

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Speaker 4: In there right, seriously, but I see those Louis Tom's suitcases.

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Speaker 4: You know they've got padlocks on something. What have you

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Speaker 4: really got in there? What are you keeping in there?

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Speaker 4: Your socks and T shirts? People really stealing that?

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Speaker 2: Well, they certainly went Louis vu Tom. They're from Strand bags.

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Speaker 3: But he forgot got cover to those.

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Speaker 2: He forgot the combination I'm not kidding you. And he

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Speaker 2: threatened at one point to get the corkscrew from the

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Speaker 2: you can't do that. These are expensive cases. Two days

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Speaker 2: we had from Strands cris clothes, no clothes for two days,

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Speaker 4: I'm down now to the wrecks Bear's head.

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Speaker 3: I bet you knew that.

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Speaker 4: I bet you had speed up, Simon, Simon, Yes, it

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Speaker 4: is a Patrina. Yes, anyway, I have another issue.

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Speaker 2: Get the car and so I drove twenty minutes out

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Speaker 2: to the airport and got them to open it with that.

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Speaker 2: They have like the special the Mummy key that opens

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Speaker 3: In the world. I didn't know that it was like

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Speaker 3: a universal.

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Speaker 2: Key that so they can search the bag.

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Speaker 4: It makes no sense of having a lock if there's

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Speaker 4: easily that guy must just have all of our stuff

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Speaker 3: It's a bloody bikini an airport.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jack Harroll's Your Trip.

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Speaker 5: We had an amazing time away because it was the

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Speaker 5: first time that Bianco and I had spent time away

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Speaker 5: from our sixteen month year old son.

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Speaker 3: Well done.

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Speaker 5: Just the two of us are five days grandparents. I

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Speaker 5: mean erase this from any future podcasts so you can

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Speaker 5: never hear it. But he was just the best.

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Speaker 2: It was the best, of course, because you like reunite

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Speaker 5: You see, yeah, exactly. It takes a couple of nights,

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Speaker 5: but then you see your partner again for the first time, like.

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Speaker 3: That catching up with an old friend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so different. So we went to Montreal together.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful.

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Speaker 3: What's that like?

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Speaker 5: They're so French there. I knew that. So you think Canada,

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Speaker 3: Canadian's French speaking.

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Speaker 5: all in. I thought it was like a novelty, like,

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Speaker 5: oh look we got some French flags hanging up.

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Speaker 4: No, they and with a quite peculiar accent, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a farmer.

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Speaker 5: But you would go into time shops and people wouldn't

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Speaker 2: Well like refused to serve you if you didn't speak French,

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Speaker 3: What do you think he was behind any new blowing.

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Speaker 2: I've heard that about Paris if you go and you

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah they do that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like a friendly friendly So what did

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Speaker 4: you get up to you We're in a hotel with

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Speaker 5: Nowhere in a being being a beautiful thing part of

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Speaker 4: They I'll give you god, you are becoming a young

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Speaker 5: Actually, and I tried to it was sold out, but

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're a whole new era of life.

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Speaker 4: Welcome my friend to middle age.

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Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what another reason I know I'm

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Speaker 5: First time that I was like, I'll hang out my

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Speaker 3: Crinkly to brave new world. So what was the best

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Speaker 5: We also went to So we went up to Montreal,

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Speaker 5: Was beautiful in the summer. We were on a boat.

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Speaker 3: So I've done that. This just like fifty hours of

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Speaker 4: The savages you see lugging on is this staggers me.

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Speaker 4: We all know what's acceptable to bring on in terms

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Speaker 4: because he's got a strap. This is the suitcase. It's

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Speaker 4: got a shoulder strap. But they've got a small fridge.

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Speaker 5: I'm embarrassed to say you should see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she had a kid.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we've got the travel I.

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Speaker 4: Rolled down on a napkin overhead locker. Dis yeah, you're one.

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Speaker 5: Of them, said, I cannot believe they let us on

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Speaker 5: what we had. So we had the stroll of the

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Speaker 5: luggage that Bianca has the most comically enormous bag. You've

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Speaker 5: ever said, a kid, I have to show you a

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Speaker 3: The thing.

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Speaker 4: It takes all the one slams, you know, because there

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Speaker 4: literally like he was shagging my face. He was sort

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Speaker 4: Time now for the extra time on the time way

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Speaker 3: And it's sam is because I know a lot of

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Speaker 5: Two hot tubs, where are you guys going on holiday

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Speaker 4: Staying there for a week, still in that hot tub,

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Speaker 3: But this is slim pickens. All right, take a movie camping.

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Speaker 4: Here's what I've got, The Legend of Sleeping Bag of Ants,

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Speaker 5: You me an outdoor p that's very good? Gold, Austin Powers,

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Speaker 3: We're asking the take a movie camping.

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Speaker 4: We're looking for your camping movies, all right, Jackie Boye,

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Speaker 4: that's mark them.

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Speaker 5: You ready, Let's go outdoors?

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Speaker 3: All right, Let's go outdoors in wood scissor hands, Oh Cliver, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Chris cruel intentations, Shinzia, dude, where's my fing tent peg? Gold,

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Speaker 3: Gold, that's Silma Dale Worlder, Indiana Dry.

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Speaker 3: I saw that near Indiana Jones movie No good?

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Speaker 2: Is it not good?

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Speaker 5: That the New Mission Impossible.

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Speaker 3: Rare very good? Ah, put your money on TC.

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Speaker 4: Instead of interview with a vampire. I had a spew

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Speaker 4: at the campfire? Okay, Silver, Chris Tent Things I hate

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Speaker 3: And then what I'm market Seaford.

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Speaker 4: Sleeping Bag in Seattle Silver, The Ten Commandments Silver plus

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Speaker 5: Have you guys been on holiday ever? Tried to bring

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Speaker 3: I know what was so good about the pie?

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Speaker 5: It was world famous. Apparently it is written on the

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Speaker 4: Half No, And here in Melbourne, every other coffee place

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Speaker 3: We'll just put that sign up there.

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Speaker 5: But Bianker says that, and we have some of the pie.

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Speaker 3: How did you transport from one country to another a pie?

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Speaker 5: So they put it in a little cardboard box. I'm

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Speaker 4: The airport, not through security, through security, through that conveyor.

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Speaker 5: It gets its own tub, goes through the way betray

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Speaker 4: In the I mean it's a classic thing in on

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Speaker 4: Prisoner Skates movie. It's like the file in the pie.

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Speaker 5: They run that through the system, then it's sat on

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Speaker 4: Only would he comment on a pie if it's bad,

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Speaker 4: I'll let you go. Nice pie, that's it.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure there was lots of pies in California that

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Speaker 5: Way, No, well, I mean America loved their sweet thing.

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Speaker 5: This was awkward because it always had to be upright,

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Speaker 3: By the way, was it intact at the other end.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it was begain That was my job to balance

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's a radio comp tian about you having to

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Speaker 4: think they called him bakeoff of that pie? All right,

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Speaker 4: what is the furthest distance you've taken? Something has to

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Speaker 3: You, Carl Brighter.

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Speaker 4: Jack's been over to America transporting pies for cash, pies

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Speaker 3: What kind of pie was it? By the way?

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Speaker 5: Raspberry and rhubarb, Oh, rhubarb pie. It was really good.

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Speaker 3: Why was you doing that?

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Speaker 5: So I'd had to come through security with us and

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Speaker 3: Did any want in security send it?

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Speaker 4: Because they're very strict in America and I'm guessing Canada.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you know what, they respect pie so much

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Speaker 4: Really, what do you get a lot of people just

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Speaker 5: And I think Australia's the only place in the world

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Speaker 4: What about if it's a mud pie, God help you,

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter what kind of pie it is, all right.

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Speaker 4: So we want to know the longest distance you've transport

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Speaker 4: Hello Miranda, welcome to show Hope. You had a great weekend.

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Speaker 4: So what was it that you carried? First of all, my.

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Speaker 6: Then boyfriend and I now husbands carried a lap of

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Speaker 6: Ony coffee machine around Europe.

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Speaker 4: Now, coffee is widely available all over Europe, So why

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Speaker 6: Because it was we felt the best coffee machine. My

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Speaker 4: It's the real backpacking experience, isn't it. You know, Gona,

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Speaker 5: If you got those, I imagine when you're backpacking you've

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Speaker 6: We had to actually literally carry in our arms. And

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Speaker 4: A shiny chrome Italian made parrots no less coffee machine.

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Speaker 3: It's an amazing sight to see.

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Speaker 3: Did you have any overhead locker? Do you put any

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Speaker 6: We had to put it on overhead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, that is incredible.

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Speaker 4: I love that one. Gat kick us off man so

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Speaker 4: coffinishing all around. That's awesome, Miranda, Thanks to Colling. I

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Speaker 4: have a good week, No worries by Paul. Good morning, Paul,

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Speaker 4: Good morning Jane. How are we well? Good Paul, I

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Speaker 4: So what have you transported?

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Speaker 3: A long way?

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Speaker 7: We're to Texas many many moons ago, and I came

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Speaker 3: All right side? Question? Have you worn it?

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Speaker 7: Since I still own said hat?

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Speaker 4: You you go to cinema just to annoy.

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Speaker 3: I've toyed with the ideas.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so do you how I have it? Did it

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 6: It was on my head.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's the best place for stets and I

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Speaker 6: And save packing them.

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Speaker 1: I bore them too.

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Speaker 3: I want to look.

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Speaker 4: Look that must have been Oh my god, is that

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Speaker 3: No, it's an Australian tourists. Please tell me how.

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Speaker 4: Spurs now it didn't know they didn't amazing stuff.

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Speaker 4: It is lovely, guys. It's official, long as you've carried something.

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Speaker 3: You manasually get the Tailorswift tickets.

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Speaker 2: No, don't don't talk about the war. What do you mean, well,

447
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Speaker 2: I had no hope like.

448
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Speaker 3: That war Taylorswift at War for China.

449
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Speaker 2: No, it's it's a hintative issue at home to talk.

450
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Speaker 4: About we honestly, I mean thousands and thousands of people

451
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Speaker 4: be in this situation. To everyone who thinks that we

452
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Speaker 4: have Taylor Swift tickets, I don't have them. I may

453
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Speaker 4: actually get some for my daughters and myself to go.

454
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Speaker 4: And I had to get up at three o'clock in

455
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Speaker 4: the morning because we were in Italy when they went

456
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Speaker 4: on sal and I was trying to sort of get

457
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Speaker 4: the tickets for about now getting nowhere, and then my

458
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 4: wife suddenly remembered that I got the time difference wrong

459
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Speaker 4: and I didn't need to get up until another couple

460
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Speaker 4: of hours. I was there in a hotel room, illuminated

461
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Speaker 4: on my laptop. Damn, damn it, it's going to be

462
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Speaker 4: really disappointed. And I was so tired. And then she went, oh, no,

463
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Speaker 4: hang on a minute, we've got the time. If it's wrong,

464
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Speaker 4: they're not on Selle yet. I was like, no, wonder

465
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Speaker 4: these things kept saying tickets coming very soon, come back

466
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Speaker 4: here on this page.

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Speaker 3: I know what that means.

468
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Speaker 4: You update the cachet, clear your cash whole hour. But

469
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Speaker 4: persons paid off a couple of hours I managed to

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Speaker 4: get tickets. I mean the kids to go.

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Speaker 3: I cannot wait. See you no tickets.

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Speaker 2: You're not going empty handed? Not going.

473
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Speaker 3: She's furious.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you think? Oh my gosh, she wants

475
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Speaker 2: to be adopted.

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Speaker 3: I think, okay, well let we give it away. I

477
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Speaker 3: tell you what. We'll give it away for Teleswift tickets.

478
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Speaker 5: You've got to have Taileswift ticket.

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Speaker 3: You've got to have the taif yes, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 4: So Jack was in America on his break and Canada

481
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Speaker 4: and you transported a pie for one country to another.

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Speaker 5: We ate a delicious pie. My wife said, why don't

483
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Speaker 5: we bring one of these pies home from my family.

484
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Speaker 5: All that meant was that we had to box it

485
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Speaker 5: up and take it through security on our laps in

486
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Speaker 5: the airport.

487
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Speaker 3: And this is this is a last brit and rubarb pie.

488
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Speaker 3: A good si.

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Speaker 4: It's one with those sort of pizza shaped ones, a

490
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Speaker 4: big one, like a large pie.

491
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Speaker 5: Between small pizza and a medium pizza.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't help whatsoever. Small medium in lage. There's no

493
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Speaker 4: in between, young sir. I find that smaller medium isn't

494
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Speaker 4: enough for me. I like a small medium, glad.

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Speaker 3: I asked for a clarification.

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Speaker 5: Out of a medium pan. But don't go all the

497
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Speaker 5: way to the.

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Speaker 3: Edges, gotcha. Basically a pie though, So you took it

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Speaker 3: through security on.

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Speaker 5: The plane, on my lap on the plane, couldn't stack

501
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Speaker 5: anything on top of it, had to keep it balanced upright.

502
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Speaker 5: It was a good pie, but was it worth the effort?

503
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Speaker 5: I don't think so?

504
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Speaker 4: All right, So we're looking for longest distance. You've transported

505
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Speaker 4: something on you, not in the car or the suit case,

506
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Speaker 4: so your bag, but actually on you on nine four

507
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Speaker 4: one four one o four three. Laurie, come on ing,

508
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Speaker 4: I'm good to hope the great weekend. So what have

509
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Speaker 4: you taken. Where did you take it?

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Speaker 8: Well, it wasn't the longest trip, but we lived in

511
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Speaker 8: in Laos for three years and adopted a baby at

512
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Speaker 8: the end of that among story there but.

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Speaker 3: My wife ticket, Yeah they do it.

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Speaker 8: No, I don't have Taylor Swift tickets. My daughter would

515
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Speaker 8: kill me. She wants BST tickets. So o bts whatever

516
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Speaker 8: they are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, BLT.

518
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Speaker 8: Yeah BLT anyway, So yeah, me being a big fat

519
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Speaker 8: Aussie bloke getting on a plane with with my or

520
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Speaker 8: eight month old twelve month old adoptive daughter. Uh and

521
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Speaker 8: a bass guitar that would be probably the longest came

522
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Speaker 8: with the daughter.

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Speaker 3: That's how they're trying to adoption.

524
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Speaker 8: Get one free deal.

525
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Speaker 4: Yeah that they get this bass guitar. Kid comes with

526
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Speaker 4: build that.

527
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Speaker 8: Band, keep them both safe.

528
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Speaker 5: So I can't believe they let you take a bas

529
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Speaker 5: guitar onto the floor. It'd be too long, like a surf.

530
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Speaker 8: Or could be used as a weather You have to

531
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Speaker 8: you put it in the coat the coat rack thing.

532
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Speaker 3: Oh where's the coat rot?

533
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Speaker 2: They've got one where you can put businessmen put their suits.

534
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Speaker 2: It's up the front end of the plane.

535
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Speaker 4: Usually we've seen Sherlock Holmes hanging up his cat.

536
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Speaker 3: Start start putting it out. Where can I put my

537
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Speaker 3: top hand?

538
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Speaker 5: Game a cloak room at the.

539
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Speaker 3: Front of them.

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Speaker 2: It's just a little a little sort of galley. It's

541
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Speaker 2: not very big. It's not very big.

542
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't not exactly hang it, but you can't

543
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Speaker 8: bring an am so they draw the line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough.

545
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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Good morning Christian, Jack and Patsy. My husband and I

547
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Speaker 4: years ago drove to camera chaunched the footy. We took

548
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Speaker 4: our dog with us, stayed at friendly BnB. My wife

549
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Speaker 4: and I did that once and only once. It's a nightmare.

550
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 4: The dog wants to go for a flip and walk

551
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 4: at like three am. Scratch the dog, smell the scene nearby,

552
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 4: and we're like, this is you don't don't bring a

553
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Speaker 4: dog for a night away anyway. While we're there, Krishmi

554
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Speaker 4: talked to some other people staying at the pet friendly BnB.

555
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Speaker 3: They're a parrot.

556
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Speaker 4: I've stayed at dog friendly Bnb's where there's like other

557
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Speaker 4: dogs and stuff like that and the various pets. They're

558
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Speaker 4: a parrot that needed to get back to Melbourne. Well,

559
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Speaker 4: can't it flap its wings? We offered to take.

560
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Speaker 2: It out for them.

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Speaker 4: So we put in the back of the car with

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Speaker 4: our dogs. So at the parrot in the back with

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Speaker 4: our dog. We had to stop overnight because we were

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Speaker 4: a drive and then we didn't get the bird home

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Speaker 4: in one piece, and then some other strangers came to

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Speaker 4: collect the bird from our house. It was the strangest

567
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Speaker 4: trip ever.

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Speaker 5: Favors face.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's on Kylie Kurtie, thank you very much

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Speaker 4: for sharing that. So, Patsy, you've been rubbing shoulds with

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Speaker 4: the stars, even on a holiday in Queenstown.

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Speaker 3: You see them.

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Speaker 2: Well remember last Christmas when we went up to the

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Speaker 2: Sundays and I ran in to Elton John. Do you

575
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Speaker 2: remember that? Well, yes I did.

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Speaker 3: It feels like you're turning a corner and he's there,

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Speaker 3: you know. Oh so I spelled my Ellen John glasses.

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Speaker 2: There did we landed at the same time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you crowded around and a bunch of people who

580
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Speaker 5: watched his private jet land.

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Speaker 2: It might have been through the wire fence. But I

582
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Speaker 2: did have a brush with Elton on the holiday.

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Speaker 5: But he did brush, getting ploy brush proximal, up close

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Speaker 5: and personal, I would say, a brush.

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Speaker 2: And then it's happened again this time when we went

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Speaker 2: to Queenstown. We went out to that beautiful little hamlet

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Speaker 2: of arrow Town. Oh, I love, I.

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Speaker 4: Love a beautiful hamlet. Top five hamlets, arrowtowns at number one.

589
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 4: It is beautiful.

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Speaker 5: I have you got to some hamlets while you're did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, England does the homelets.

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Speaker 2: I would say it's about twenty minutes out, gorgeous little

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Speaker 2: gold mining time.

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Speaker 4: I did find there's a lot of Americans there and

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Speaker 4: they walk eight a breast, don't they? It was quiet

596
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Speaker 4: the day, Chuck, Chuck, have you seen these Marino marino vices?

597
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Speaker 3: They love that they're buying up that marino.

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Speaker 2: And there's one level, isn't there of speech? It's like

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Speaker 2: plus one hundred.

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Speaker 4: All in baseball caps, those comfortable sort of walking built

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Speaker 4: up sipe felt trainers.

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Speaker 5: Did I tell you one thing quickly about arrow Town?

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Speaker 5: When we visited, we went to the cinema. There's a

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Speaker 5: tiny live it's nice. And then we sat down to

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Speaker 5: watch the movie and on the screen you see guys

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Speaker 5: laptop screen like he's mirroring his laptop and he goes

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Speaker 5: over to.

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Speaker 4: His personal laptop screen mirror family photos.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that is amazing. So who was also in Arrowtown?

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Speaker 2: Jim the Love God, sorry, And we were going into

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Speaker 2: a lovely little quait little cafe and Mitchell Johnson, the

612
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Speaker 2: Aussie cricketer, walked out and we basically.

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Speaker 3: Like oh no, and Hamlet lover yes with.

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Speaker 2: His family, likes rub should literally rubbed shoulders, very little

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Speaker 2: doorway anyway. Chris stopped and I said, is there something wrong?

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Speaker 2: And he goes that guy and he is like, you know,

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Speaker 2: pointing his head and I'm going, what are you doing

618
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Speaker 2: if you got something wrong with your neck? He goes, no,

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Speaker 2: it's Mitchell Johnson out there, and I said the cricketer

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Speaker 2: and he goes yeah, And it was really cool.

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Speaker 3: She knew who he was because he's from Sport. Well no, no,

622
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Speaker 3: but he wasn't in Sex and the City.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't recognize him.

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Speaker 3: He wasn't walking around.

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00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 2: He just looked like an ordinary dad. He was with

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Speaker 2: his family and Chris loves him, loves the oussy cricket side.

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Speaker 2: I said, you should go ask for a selfie, like

628
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Speaker 2: it was really quiet, there was no one around. He said, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. That's like, I know

630
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Speaker 2: you're into that, but I'm not going to do that.

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Speaker 2: And he says he should. I go on I'll go

632
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: ask him anyway. He didn't. He couldn't. He was too

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Speaker 2: too chicken to do it.

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Speaker 4: When we were in Tawamena, this beautiful place in the

635
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Speaker 4: island of Sicily, just down the bottom of the boot

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Speaker 4: of Italy, writes a stunning place. We didn't God they

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Speaker 4: had the town mina film festival and I didn't know

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Speaker 4: this is a big film Festal up there we can.

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Speaker 4: Halison Ford was there, and a couple of the stars

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Speaker 4: of the movie as well. And also there was apparently

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Speaker 4: Jason Momoa.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 4: My daughter said, I've seen on TikTok Jasonmura is here.

644
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Speaker 4: So we happen to be going out for dinner one night,

645
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Speaker 4: just my daughter night, and she goes, that's him, right,

646
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 4: this guy not flipping Jason walks PASSI right, he's no.

647
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Speaker 4: If Jason walks down the street, people go nuts, don't know,

648
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 4: and it's huge. This guy was not huge. However, what

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Speaker 4: there was was a guy taking photos as he was walking.

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Speaker 4: So he's obviously there for the film first, but he's

651
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Speaker 4: obviously big in Italy but not internationally.

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Speaker 3: He's probably Italy's answer.

653
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 4: To I don't know, Grant Daniel, you know, so there's

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Speaker 4: some hubbub, but he ain't Jason mo moa anyway, TikToker goes,

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Speaker 4: you don't know, I'm he's here, that's him? Have you

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Speaker 4: ever seen and win nobody? This guy's anymous and women

657
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 4: here right now, they'd be going nuts if Jason mo

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Speaker 4: is walking down the street anyway. We she per waits

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Speaker 4: me right to give Chase just walk alongside Italian, not Jason.

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Speaker 4: The five minutes until no one is walking around.

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Speaker 3: I want of the other.

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Speaker 4: We've ever been somewhere where you thought you saw somebody

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Speaker 4: else too? Where is you say somebody else? That's Jason mohwen?

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Speaker 4: They go, that is not Jason Momoa.

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Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So Djokovic lost for the first time. This is an

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Speaker 4: amazing thing. This twenty year old Spanish sensation beaten him

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Speaker 4: in his first ever Wimbledon final.

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Speaker 3: Beat Djokovic. I didn't know this.

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Speaker 4: Djokovic unbeaten at Center Court in a final in ten years.

671
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Speaker 4: He's never been beaten in the final in ten years. Right,

672
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Speaker 4: amazing record. This twenty year old kid who when he's born,

673
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Speaker 4: Djokovic is winning slams, is across the court from him

674
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Speaker 4: and beats him in an amazing game. I was wide

675
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Speaker 4: await with Jet though when they're not watching all it's

676
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Speaker 4: an incredible game. There's you know, sport gives you these

677
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Speaker 4: amazing moments sometimes those defining shots. There's a mazingo of

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Speaker 4: this twenty year old kid flatt in his back on

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Speaker 4: the famed grass at Wimbledon, and he shuld just see

680
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Speaker 4: the emotion of like what it must be to actually

681
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Speaker 4: beat Djokovic there anyway, obviously because it's Wimbledon and it's

682
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Speaker 4: you know, like the ashes in at Lord's. It's so formal,

683
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Speaker 4: it's ridiculous. What the sort of the ceremony that they

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Speaker 4: have for there having as this tannoy announcement during the

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Speaker 4: Wimbledon final. Ladies and gentlemen, please, if you are opening

686
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Speaker 4: a bottle of champagne, don't do it as opposed.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 6: Oh but you love that.

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Speaker 9: That's from an Australian umpire John blom Is looking after

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Speaker 9: this match, I mean Wimbledon.

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Speaker 4: W you know it's not sort of a pint, is

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Speaker 4: it a car and a pie only not just having

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Speaker 4: a glass champagne opening an actual bottle. I mean, I

694
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Speaker 4: don't even know. It's thousands to get a ticket to

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Speaker 4: go to the Wimbledon final. I remember talking of strange

696
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Speaker 4: things on tannoys. I remember my wife and I years

697
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Speaker 4: ago we went our honeymoonto Cuba. We went on this trip.

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Speaker 4: You could go into the sea and swim with dolphins,

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Speaker 4: right and it wasn't like in an aquarium. They were

700
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Speaker 4: in the wild there and obviously I think they chucked

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Speaker 4: some food secretly overboard. The dolphins turned up. Anyway, the

702
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Speaker 4: guy with the tannery is giving us a safety announcement

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Speaker 4: all this and at one point it took me five

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Speaker 4: it's not laughing, he said. And when you get in

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Speaker 4: the water with the dolphins, please don't the blowholes. I

706
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Speaker 4: was just like I said, someone must have tried to

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Speaker 4: do that for him to say, I'm now going to

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Speaker 4: have to say something from this point onwards, brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'kyles show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Over the last three weeks back home to the UK,

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Speaker 4: see mom and sister of family traveling with me, my

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Speaker 4: wife and our six year old daughter.

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Speaker 3: It's been a very.

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Speaker 4: Ah, it's been very combatible times at times because like

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Speaker 4: I said, it's my wife and my six year old

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Speaker 4: teenage daughter, both of those women and trainee women, big characters,

717
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Speaker 4: big energy. Then we're traveling around a lot lot. It's

718
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Speaker 4: like a band on a world tour that will getting

719
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Speaker 4: tempers were getting frayed a lot and I don't know

720
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Speaker 4: when there's some mother daughter thing. We all have these

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Speaker 4: kind of roles in family, and mine is often be peacekeeper,

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Speaker 4: which drives my wife nuts because she's very easy to

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Speaker 4: be everyone's friend, isn't it Chris switching.

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Speaker 3: It over there? Yeah? Who do you think?

725
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Speaker 4: No matter how that wo when they're still getting all

726
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Speaker 4: that Nazi goald they were quis up but at the

727
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Speaker 4: end of that war anyway, various points of this three

728
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Speaker 4: week epic trip around Europe that I've just come back

729
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Speaker 4: from yesterday, I was actually making a note, yes at

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Speaker 4: the airport on the wait to come home to Melbourne,

731
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Speaker 4: of where in the world they had arguments okay, and

732
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Speaker 4: it's quite I know, even a massive one they had

733
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Speaker 4: once on a beach in Broom. Then there's the cafe

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Speaker 4: where one that walked out in Port Douglas. I can

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Speaker 4: now top off west of England where we're in a

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Speaker 4: beautiful place called Cornwall, right down the west of England,

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Speaker 4: lovely down there.

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Speaker 3: On a ferry.

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Speaker 4: The captain this ferry, by the way, was the oldest

740
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Speaker 4: man I've ever seen. Seriously, he looked like captain, but

741
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Speaker 4: not Captain Bird's Eye. Captain Bird's Eye's great great grandfather. Right,

742
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 4: it was a real old salty sea dog. He got

743
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Speaker 4: up to this little crow's nest and we're on this tiny,

744
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Speaker 4: wonky little faerry. And they didn't, you know, normally get

745
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Speaker 4: on like a boat. And he's going somewhere half now

746
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Speaker 4: they tell you where their life jackets are. None of that,

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Speaker 4: none of that. And then I saw that he had

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Speaker 4: a young assistant who was I swear to god, he

749
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Speaker 4: was reading a book, look like very intently called Mastering

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Speaker 4: the Sea. Right, I'm thinking, this ain't good. You got

751
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Speaker 4: old catching birds out there. And then his mate, who

752
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 4: sooniously finished this is obviously going to have a mutiny

753
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Speaker 4: on this boat. We're all going to be like that

754
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Speaker 4: Tom Hanks movie, wasn't Tom Hax Cat and Fins.

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Speaker 3: Mastering the Sea? And he's really like one. Now this

756
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Speaker 3: book ends, he's really really getting into him.

757
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Speaker 4: Anyway, wife and my wife and my six rou old

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Speaker 4: they get into a massive realm. It was a day

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Speaker 4: before this family wedding and they were arguing about who

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Speaker 4: was going to have what time spot to get their

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Speaker 4: hair done. I didn't even know that women have to

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Speaker 4: get their hair done on the day of the wedding.

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Speaker 3: Of course, there was no thought for what I need

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Speaker 3: to get done, and I think on the day of

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Speaker 3: the wedding.

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Speaker 4: But they start having huge great rail so I can

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Speaker 4: also now and then the course and to Plymouth Ferry

768
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Speaker 4: in our world outless of arguments. So I want to

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Speaker 4: open up now a world upness of where you've had

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Speaker 4: in the world, might been on holiday, wherever it is

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Speaker 4: with a partner, with family, wherever it might be a

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Speaker 4: workstro anywhere you had an argument in the world, call

773
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Speaker 4: us up, just let us plot it on our world

774
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Speaker 4: outlet of arguments. So known four one four one O

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Speaker 4: four three. Where can you give us, Patsy, where we're

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Speaker 4: going to go in the world?

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Speaker 2: For just very recently this one went for a few

778
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Speaker 2: days in fact Mount Coronet Peak in Queenstown. Just very recently.

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Speaker 2: This break absolutely stunning. It was aud his first day

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Speaker 2: at the snow. Anyway, we went to the ski hire

781
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Speaker 2: shop to hire our gear and it was this place

782
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Speaker 2: was absolutely bursting at the seam as you can imagine parents,

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Speaker 2: school break kids. These skis don't fit these boots here.

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Speaker 2: So Chris, it's just his worst nightmare. He just wanted

785
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Speaker 2: to get in there, get our stuff and get out

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Speaker 2: and go to dinner.

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Speaker 5: It's too much fath, too much fat.

788
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Speaker 3: And why put extra layers on on holiday.

789
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Speaker 2: To stay dry and warm?

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Speaker 3: We go somewhere warm.

791
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 2: No, no, we're in the snow. It was a snow

792
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Speaker 2: holiday anyway. So he was trying on his pants and

793
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Speaker 2: I said, Chris, they are miles too big. I think

794
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Speaker 2: you need to ask for like at least two sizes smaller.

795
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Speaker 2: They'll fall off your hips. Nah, they'll be right.

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Speaker 3: Pants whatever they call. That's right.

797
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Speaker 2: Well, you don't want to be flapping in the breeze

798
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Speaker 2: as you come down the slopes.

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Speaker 3: Take human carnon ball.

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Speaker 5: Then he become all those guys in a wingsuit where

801
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Speaker 5: he's actually air.

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00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 2: Balls the red Bull anyway, wouldn't be told. He said, no, no, no,

803
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Speaker 2: I know boats. Let's just go to dinner. We're going

804
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Speaker 2: to be late for our dinner booking, And I went

805
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: all right anyway. I kept checking in with him even

806
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Speaker 2: as we got on the bus to go up to

807
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Speaker 2: the mountain that morning. We were right outside the ski

808
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Speaker 2: shop and we were like mega early fifteen minutes earlier.

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Speaker 2: I said, listen, while we're sitting there, I said, you've

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Speaker 2: got time, Like, there's no one in there. Why don't

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Speaker 2: you just go in and all you need to do

812
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Speaker 2: is swap the pants. Look, I'll do it for you. No,

813
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 2: it's fine anyway. So we get up to the top

814
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Speaker 2: of the mountain and they annoyed him all day because

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Speaker 2: they would not stay on his hips.

816
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Speaker 3: So what do you mean they're falling down?

817
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Speaker 2: They're falling down, like completely falling down.

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Speaker 4: For other kids on an innocent family ski trip. A

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Speaker 4: man's bare arm from wear abet. It was not good

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Speaker 4: that a double moon up there at the top of

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Speaker 4: this peak.

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Speaker 2: So his his solution was he had to get his

823
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Speaker 2: scarf and tied around his waist. Yes, it was the

824
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Speaker 2: only way he could keep them up was to be

825
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Speaker 2: a scarf.

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Speaker 3: Or black belt.

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Speaker 2: He looked ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: I bet you'd love to say I told you so

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Speaker 4: all the time, Jackie. Well, where can you add us?

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Speaker 4: So we've got coin at peak.

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Speaker 5: I'll put a pin. In Bangkok, Thailand, when I was nineteen,

832
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Speaker 5: I traveled there with a friend of mine and we

833
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Speaker 5: were trying to stay on a slim budget, so we

834
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Speaker 5: were sharing a room a lot of time, even sharing

835
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Speaker 5: a double bed, and we were getting sick of each other.

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Speaker 5: I was snoring. I was getting annoyed at this snoring

837
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Speaker 5: and was waking me up in the night. And then

838
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Speaker 5: what pushed us over the edge was I got a tattoo.

839
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Speaker 5: Of course Thailand. I didn't know until halfway through the

840
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Speaker 5: tattoo that you're not meant to go to the beach

841
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Speaker 5: or go swimming in the ocean for two weeks after it,

842
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Speaker 5: and our plan was to go down to the islands

843
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Speaker 5: of Thailand and enjoy. So telling my friend and we

844
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 5: were already tent with each other, telling my friend we

845
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Speaker 5: can't go to.

846
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Speaker 3: The beach and it's a beach holiday.

847
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 5: We had a proper storm off.

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Speaker 3: Wow, we all right, Where in the world?

849
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Speaker 4: Then from Atlas of arguments can you give us?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Roping up an outlas of the world. Where in the

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Speaker 4: world can you take us to? Where You've had an

853
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 4: argument cushion and managed to crack it with my entire family.

854
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 4: Meg mid Dog sled in the middle of remote Sweden. Wow,

855
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 4: now I've done that with the family. It's noisy, it's cold,

856
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 4: and those dogs make a lot of noise as well.

857
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Speaker 5: There's no storming off John that I can into the

858
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Speaker 5: Arctic wilderness.

859
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 4: Stuck on a sleigh together. And I'm guessing you were

860
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 4: doing it as a Christmas experience as well. Whenever there's

861
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Speaker 4: a big expectation, like we've come all this way to

862
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 4: have all this experience and all this money, that's when

863
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 4: it's like the perfect storm for a big mountain down.

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Speaker 3: Is it a lot? These involved Disneyland?

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Speaker 4: In fact, we should keep us going this week and

866
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Speaker 4: actually we should break down the Disneyland rows into where

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Speaker 4: exactly in the Magic Kingdom?

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Speaker 3: Right?

869
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 4: So nine four one four one o four three? Where

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Speaker 4: can you take us in the world where you've had

871
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Speaker 4: an argument?

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Speaker 3: Janine?

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Speaker 10: Come on in, good morning, team, how are we all?

874
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,479
Speaker 3: We're good, Janine, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 10: Mine is the happiest place on earth, disney Land, Anaheim.

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Speaker 3: Let's get into it. So I've been to that one.

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00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: Where was the row set? The scene sort of outside the.

880
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Speaker 10: Rapid river Ride river ride. So we were traveling with

881
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Speaker 10: our three kids five, eight and ten, now someone was

882
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Speaker 10: having I think a few behavioral issues due to all

883
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 10: the preservatives. In two over there. My husband and I,

884
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 10: honestly we nearly divorced in the middle of Disney, honestly

885
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 10: telling me, Janine, you gotta shut your back. You got

886
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 10: to shut your back. Someone's going to nick your bag

887
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 10: and my other son's having his little panty, and I said,

888
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 10: for God's sake, it'll.

889
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 4: Be all They should offer divorces there. You go on

890
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 4: the ride together and then you leave separately, and.

891
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 5: You can buy a photo of your last moment together

892
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 5: as a mouse mat.

893
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 10: So he went one way. I went onto the Rafaid

894
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 10: River ride with the three kids. But you know, we

895
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 10: continued our trip. We've just celebrated twenty five years marriage.

896
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 10: So something something well.

897
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 4: Done felt more like this sort of endurance thing. Then

898
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 4: you just like finished the marathon.

899
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 3: I did it.

900
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 4: I wouldn't do it again. It's awful thing, all right, Janine,

901
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 4: awesome story. You have a great week. Thanks calling the show.

902
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 10: You too, Thanks very much.

903
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 7: Bye.

904
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 3: Teresa. Good morning, Teresa, Oh good morning.

905
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 9: Look on my Monday started, I thought, now I've got

906
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 9: heart palpitations again, and I've got a bit of reflex

907
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 9: thinking about this story. We were in Venice about to

908
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,959
Speaker 9: catch a train with our kids and my husband because

909
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 9: he's a tight ass, he wanted to go and quickly

910
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 9: grab a one dollar beer from somewhere, and you know

911
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 9: he wanted to grab a one dollar beer because that's

912
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 9: what he did. And he left it to the last

913
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 9: second and we had to board the trainer. I'm feeling

914
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 9: sick telling you about this because I had the passports,

915
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 9: I had the kids. We were forced to get on

916
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 9: the train. The train wasn't named as to where it

917
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 9: was going, and I'm thinking, what the hell, I'm going

918
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 9: to kill this man When I see him, I'm going

919
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 9: to punch him in the.

920
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: Oh.

921
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 9: Look, it was just terrible and he was just and

922
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 9: then it gets I'm thinking everything was finantill he saw

923
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 9: my face and I said, I do not want to

924
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 9: speak to you, because if I do, it's going to

925
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 9: be really, really bad. But you've left me on this train.

926
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 9: I didn't know if you were going to make it

927
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 9: all for a dollar beer. Seriously, seriously, do you men

928
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 9: do that.

929
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 4: It's a good price a dollar it is still I'm

930
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 4: all thinking that is so cheap in Venice, but you.

931
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 9: Don't do that with three young children and your wife waiting.

932
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 4: I think it's exactly when you need to do it

933
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 4: because of that situation.

934
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 3: I have taken by a couple of travelers that mystery trip.

935
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 6: You if he wasn't hurt?

936
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 3: Cool, all right, Teresa. I hope the acid reflux calms down.

937
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.

938
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 2: Guys, have a good.

939
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: Day and you Teresa. And then we go here Daniel, Yeah,

940
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 3: how you doing? We're good? Daniel, sir?

941
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 4: Where in the world do we go? And we've been

942
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 4: to just been to Venice. Where are you taking us?

943
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 8: Well?

944
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 7: I didn't get a dollar beer, but I totally would.

945
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 7: We were in Kenya and we were on a big

946
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 7: trip and tour for sixteen days and we need a

947
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 7: yellow fever vaccine to get back into Australia after the trip.

948
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 7: So the trip goes from Kenya into Uganda, and we

949
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 7: had our last night in Kenya and then we're on

950
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 7: the bus to Uganda that's like a ten hour bus

951
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 7: ride and our intrepid leading it's a text message from

952
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 7: the hotel. She comes up to us and going do

953
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 7: you have your yellows ever booklets? And my partner goes

954
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 7: ghost White starts rumbing through the bag and then looks

955
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 7: at me and goes, what the hell I thought you

956
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 7: cleaned the room?

957
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: And argument, I thought you clean the room.

958
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 4: I thought you were cleaning the room, and that once

959
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 4: you start rummaging in the bag.

960
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 3: It's never in there.

961
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 7: Was it was not in there.

962
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 5: You should the responsibility of being the last one to

963
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 5: look around the room. It's too much responsibility.

964
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: It is.

965
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 7: I was in the shower and she left and she

966
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 7: grabbed bags, and I thought she grabbed everything, but turns

967
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 7: out I didn't know.

968
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 3: We have it.

969
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 4: We have a golden rule. Whoever is the last person

970
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 4: leaving the room must do the sweep. And it can't

971
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 4: be one of the kids. You cannot trust them.

972
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 8: So are you agreeing with her?

973
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 3: Yes, yea, it's on that.

974
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 7: I excepted all responsibility at the end, but it still

975
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 7: was not enough and it was bad. So the hotel

976
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 7: beat us to the border and we tip them a

977
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 7: stack of money, and then we got our passports back

978
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 7: and we got back into Australia.

979
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 4: So you know what this week about money changed the situation.

980
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 4: How many times you've been somewhere in the world where

981
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 4: it's you cannot and then you offer them some money,

982
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 4: You actually you can, you really can with.

983
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 3: Daniel. Daniel, thank you very much.

984
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 7: You call me no no worries, have a goodil brighter.

985
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'conls show podcast.

986
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 3: We're back. Also back are your misheard lyrics.

987
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 4: It's just another miss heard day, Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

988
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 4: Every Monday we play back all of you are amazing

989
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 4: and some not so amazing misheard lyrics. If we agree

990
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 4: what we we think you're mishearing, you'll hear this if

991
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 4: we don't. And for the Great Ones Hall of Fame.

992
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 4: Recent Hall of Famer young Kieran on the School Run

993
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 4: thirteen Kan had this from in excess bitter tears. Push

994
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 4: away those big tortillas, big tortillas. Stool that all right,

995
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 4: brand new Ones. First of all, this week we go

996
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 4: to Susannah. Hi, Christian, I think I've got the most

997
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 4: subtle miss her lyric of all time.

998
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 3: Please turn it up and pay close.

999
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 4: Attention Tracy Chapman's classic fast car. You've got a fastcar,

1000
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 4: you get acar.

1001
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 3: Or is it accordry s Zanna and turn your radios up.

1002
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 4: Now you've got a fatrass car, you get acar.

1003
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 5: See how subtle it is. Wow, we need a breath.

1004
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: That's quick that time. It's the quickest one we've ever had.

1005
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,399
Speaker 4: All Right, we may need to place a couple of times.

1006
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 4: So we're listening out for you've got a farrascar. It's

1007
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 4: more like a farrasca.

1008
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: You get aca.

1009
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 4: So she's sort of saying, it's it's not that I think.

1010
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 4: Sometimes you keep playing it and we hear them, you

1011
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 4: tune into it. I'm getting further away the more I

1012
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 4: hear this.

1013
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 3: Let me hearing is the original? And you just got

1014
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 3: fast car. It's not fatast car?

1015
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 2: Reckon it?

1016
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 3: Hands shove hands. Everyone on the team right now? Who

1017
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 3: can hear it?

1018
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: I can?

1019
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 3: That's it's only Jack and ither can't.

1020
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 4: Okay, five, it's going to Linda here, Rihanna, live your

1021
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 4: life because I'm a paper chaser or is it because

1022
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 4: I'm a big bull chaser?

1023
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 3: Is there no messing Linda?

1024
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 4: Yes, all of Tracy's got this summer, Julia, Michael's issues,

1025
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 4: I got issues? Or is it I got his shoes?

1026
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Paul and the kids. Also on

1027
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 3: the school run.

1028
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 4: I've got to Hammerhead by James Rain original line some

1029
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 4: silken slip of evil or is it some soup gets

1030
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 4: left by me?

1031
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 3: Yes? Is that not the original? Some soup gets left

1032
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 3: by me by James Rain.

1033
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 4: And Gavin has got this less than zero the weekend

1034
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 4: less than zero on this.

1035
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 3: Remember I was your hero? Do you hear it? Or

1036
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 3: is it? Remember I was your hippoes. It's just right

1037
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 3: away it's immedia, Gavin, well done.

1038
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 4: Remember I was your hippo favor.

1039
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: It's not the Christian Connell show podcast I saw last week.

1040
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 4: Pink was doing a show someone in the world and

1041
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 4: someone throw on stage their mom's dead.

1042
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 3: They're dead.

1043
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 4: Mom's ashes, So just chucks her Pink. She picks up

1044
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 4: like so what this and some So that's my mom.

1045
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 4: She's passed. She was a big fan.

1046
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 5: Wait was it still in a container? I thought you

1047
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 5: meant to spread ashes.

1048
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, no, I was trying to take Pink down.

1049
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 3: That's it's my mom passed on. It's my mom. Mom,

1050
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 3: she's dead. She loved you, pick loved you.

1051
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 4: So tomorrow the show, I want to know where do

1052
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 4: you put your ashes? This has been the last three

1053
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 4: months of my life, three weeks of my life. My

1054
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 4: wife we had to take back to the UK. My

1055
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 4: dad's my wife's dad's ashes. The plan was at the

1056
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 4: family wedding that were at last Thursday, she was going

1057
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 4: to sprinkle the ashes because her dad was the grandfather

1058
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 4: of the niece that was getting married. And the whole trip,

1059
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 4: I kept thinking, that's her decision, you know, it's her

1060
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 4: family and all that last time we were a wedding,

1061
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 4: you know, during the photos and a sudden the wind

1062
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: changes my dead dad.

1063
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 5: Why in some traditions you throw rice.

1064
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 4: But not you know, crumbled up bone and human being

1065
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 4: ashes to ashes to come to day?

1066
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: She's like, what part of the day.

1067
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 4: I said, if you asked the bride and groom, we

1068
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 4: can't just be sprinkling around a dead person here.

1069
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 3: It's banned you too, I said, you need to ask.

1070
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 3: She's up maybe maybe after the coming of the cake.

1071
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 4: There's no time at a wedding to be sprinkling someone's

1072
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 4: it's a celebration of a union. You don't want to go,

1073
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 4: you know, you know, Oh, guys, just beside a little

1074
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 4: bit of a downer here. But she remember granddad of

1075
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 4: the dead one? Why's she bringing him up?

1076
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 3: Anyway?

1077
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 4: She's stuck in Europe another week and a half she

1078
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 4: didn't sprinkle them. She she's not stuck in your mother

1079
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 4: o the way, just driving around goun. This ain't right,

1080
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 4: hated the French Christian.

1081
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 5: You fly home, I'll meet you there. I've got somewhere appropriately.

1082
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: Still out there now.

1083
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 4: And the European tourn know what to do with the

1084
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 4: astra so too on the show where did he put

1085
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 4: the ashes? Okay, so this is exciting. In four weeks time, me,

1086
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 4: Jack and Patsy are taking the show to a live show.

1087
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 4: It's a comedy club that I've done a couple of

1088
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 4: gigs that before out in Yarraville, Yarraville Comedy Club, which

1089
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 4: is a brilliant comedy club. I am actually, for the

1090
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 4: first time on a Friday night coming out west. I

1091
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 4: will have my jabs, I'll get on my boosters to

1092
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 4: come out. I'm coming out to your neck of the woods.

1093
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 4: We're all gonna be on stage. And we're doing this

1094
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 4: for two real reasons and one bigger than the other one.

1095
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: This show hits one thousands, one thousand shows in a

1096
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 4: couple of weeks time, right, which might not mean a

1097
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 4: big thing to you, but for me, Chack and Patsy

1098
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 4: and also from in my family moving here, remember five

1099
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 4: years ago, and this now being home.

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Speaker 3: This is it. It is a big deal.

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Speaker 4: For you guys, listen to sh we're in the background,

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Speaker 4: it isn't that big a deal, but for us it is.

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Speaker 4: And I want to do something where we could celebrate

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Speaker 4: one thousand shows together more to say thank you, because

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Speaker 4: actually I actually wouldn't have this life here, nor my

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Speaker 4: wife and kids. And you know we've been in the

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Speaker 4: UK thus collogues. We couldn't wait to get back. It

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Speaker 4: was lovely seeing family and friends, but this is actually

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Speaker 4: our home. We're very lucky to have this life here.

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Speaker 4: But my point being, if you don't listen to the show,

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Speaker 4: and you don't support the show, and you don't tell

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Speaker 4: you friends about it, give it a chance. There is

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Speaker 4: no life here for me and my family. So it's

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Speaker 4: an amazing thing. Actually, just we want to do something

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Speaker 4: to say thank you with you guys. And then we

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Speaker 4: heard from some old friends of ours that actually were

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Speaker 4: a big part of our lives two years ago on

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Speaker 4: the show. You may remember a very small charity one

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Speaker 4: of you told us about them towards the end of

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Speaker 4: the Fun Times that we had in Lockdown two years

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Speaker 4: ago when this city felt like a broken place. Actually,

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Speaker 4: we heard about this charity by one of you. There's

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Speaker 4: a woman called Sally who set this charity up, a

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Speaker 4: small little kitchen sort of run charity, and an amazing woman.

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Speaker 4: Like a lot of these, very very small run by

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Speaker 4: incredible volunteers. It's called Backpacks for Kids. And the moment

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Speaker 4: that everyone heard about this charity, you're asking what can

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Speaker 4: we do to donate? And this was after six lockdowns,

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Speaker 4: when a lot of people didn't have a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: You guys raised over quarter of a million pounds in

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Speaker 4: two days. It still humbles me that you did that

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Speaker 4: after everything this city had been through, more than any

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Speaker 4: of the city. The reason why, though, is what this

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Speaker 4: charity does. They call Backpacks vic Kids. It is obviously

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Speaker 4: kids in need here who are rescued from homes sadly

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Speaker 4: in the middle of the night, in a situation no

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Speaker 4: kids should be, and they're given a little just a

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Speaker 4: little backpack with a load of just essentials in there.

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Speaker 4: These are small lighters. But to some kid who's absolutely

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Speaker 4: terrified I've been taken to hopefully somewhere safer, it's just means, hey,

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Speaker 4: look someone thought of you and we've kind of got

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Speaker 4: your back with this backpack. Now it takes about sort

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Speaker 4: of seventy five dollars. This was two years ago to

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Speaker 4: make just one of these backpacks. So you guys stumping

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Speaker 4: up quarter of a million made a huge difference to

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00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 4: that charity. However, in perhaps He's News today, you hear

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Speaker 4: the awful awful. I mean, I can't believe this is

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00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 4: Australier in Melbourne. People cannot afford to keep their light

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Speaker 4: on at the moment with the rising utility bills is heartbreaking.

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Speaker 4: So sadly the money's kind of run out for the charity.

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Speaker 4: And now we thought two years ago after six lockdowns,

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Speaker 4: when they were really really needed and really under the pump,

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Speaker 4: it's actually worse now because I know we're out of lockdown,

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Speaker 4: but for a lot of families COVID, in post COVID,

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Speaker 4: there is no returning back to normal. They're still behind

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Speaker 4: it and with the rising interest rates, cost of living,

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Speaker 4: it's a really really tough time. So now those backpacks

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Speaker 4: have gone from seventy five dollars to put them together

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Speaker 4: two years ago, everything's got more expensive's now one hundred

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Speaker 4: dollars and they need more and more backpacks. So we're

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Speaker 4: doing this live show. And look, it's not Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 4: You know, we're not going through the five eras of

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00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 4: the show over five years. However, you know, I think

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Speaker 4: it's about four hundred seats at this comedy club. All

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Speaker 4: the money raised from one hundred percent of your ticket proceeds.

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Speaker 4: None of it will go to Patsy's bar bill. One

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Speaker 4: hundred percent. That is a lot of money. That's a

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Speaker 4: lot of backpacks. To be fair, one hundred percent of

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Speaker 4: all the tickets is going to backpacks for it kids.

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Speaker 4: So share your Friday night with us, come and have

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Speaker 4: a drink, have a laugh. Tickets start at fifty dollars,

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Speaker 4: then go up. I'm saying it's not for us. All

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Speaker 4: that money goes straight to the charity.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: We also have noticed that they've done a thing where

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Speaker 4: there are fifty dollars. Is where your basic sort of

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Speaker 4: you know, entry to come along see the show live

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Speaker 4: on stage, have a drink with us, how photo have

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Speaker 4: a chat and all that. I noticed that the tickets

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00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 4: can go up as you get closer to the front. Now,

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Speaker 4: I don't know have Toma producer's ever known that people

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Speaker 4: don't like sitting near the front and having to pay

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Speaker 4: way more for it.

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Speaker 5: And now the first row in particular is the most

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00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 5: premium post you go to any comedy show, people leave

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Speaker 5: the front row alone.

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Speaker 4: Maybe at the basketball or a sporting event, it's a

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00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 4: privilege you pay for. At a comedy night, you're right

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Speaker 4: there at the front. You've paid the most money. We

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Speaker 4: see which rose you pick first of all? Maybe we'll

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Speaker 4: start the show by chat for people at the back

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Speaker 4: of it who paid the least. Anyway, if you head

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Speaker 4: to the Christian o'connells Show dot com dot au, you

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Speaker 4: can buy your tickets there.

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Speaker 3: It's on Friday.

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Speaker 5: When is it the Jackie Wye Friday eighteenth of August at

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Speaker 5: seven thirty pm. Go to the christieconn Show dot com

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Speaker 5: dot aun. You can buy your tickets through the link

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Speaker 5: in there.

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Speaker 4: Unless you thank you for doing it. I hope we

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Speaker 4: see that. I hope we can share a drink and

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Speaker 4: so thank you for listening to the show and have

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Speaker 4: a laugh. E raise some money for a really important

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Speaker 4: charity right here in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Time for the brand new time waster. Apparently today is

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Speaker 4: hug an Italian Day. Oh thing this day and age

1208
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 4: and just randomly hugging people anyway today on hugin Italian Day.

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Speaker 4: We're looking for your Italian movies. All right, Italian movies.

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Speaker 3: How are your Italian movies?

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Speaker 4: I'm ready to go Fantasimo, stop on my mom, well pros. Shoot,

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Speaker 4: there's something about Marinera. It's your basic Italian source. Tomato,

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Speaker 4: Sonia's honey, I shrank the Canoli's silver plus and Sistine candles,

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Speaker 4: Sistine candles, Jackie boy, what have you got Italian movies?

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Speaker 5: Bon Giano Vietnam.

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Speaker 3: Quite crammed in a round of freak.

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Speaker 5: That's sound, say good morning, yeah, cho Bello.

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Speaker 4: Vietnam Silver, meet them for catchers, now, that's more like

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Speaker 4: it goes Edward gesture hands.

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Speaker 3: And they were the old stereotypes. We even did a

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Speaker 3: gesture at me.

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Speaker 4: They look like a rude one as well, from a

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Speaker 4: teenage habit that I hope you go now by now

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Speaker 4: hey silver apocalypse chow, Now that's more like apocalypse chow

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Speaker 4: is very good.

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Speaker 3: What have you got there?

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Speaker 4: Looking for your Tanny movies? Text him in with Martin

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Speaker 4: in five minutes.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: All right, Christian O'Connell showing gold. Time wasted. They make

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Speaker 4: a movie Italian.

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Speaker 5: Jack you reinely to Mark see.

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Speaker 4: Fanta Simon, all right, Italian movies Rome alone Gold.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't they make that one? That's a great one.

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Speaker 4: Stuck in the Vatican although those priests no said a

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00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 4: fantastic mister Fox fantisimo. It should have been send you Fox,

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Speaker 4: but very good, Maryo Brother, Where arn't they Mario Brother?

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Speaker 3: Silver?

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Speaker 4: When Harry met Susa Basic Silver, The Pastor and the

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Speaker 4: Furistuck bonn Wick, John Wick, mart World in the shape

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Speaker 4: of Holy Water, Silva meet Joe dolce.

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Speaker 7: Dell.

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Speaker 4: We don't have any prize, but I'm sending you something

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Speaker 4: to meet Uo. Why haven't we got to shut up

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Speaker 4: your face?

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Speaker 3: Dude? Where's my Carbonara? Silver?

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Speaker 4: James and Cramwell scootering Miss Daisy around Sicily Silver pluff

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Speaker 4: Planets of the instead of the apes, the Apparoles, Silver

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Speaker 4: thrown Nana from the train, Madame Meggs, Spaghetti Shorty to

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Speaker 4: the Spaghetti Shorty, Marcus well done, Edward Pizza Cutter, Gold,

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Speaker 4: Michelle World, Edward Knocky Hands, Silver Puss, Soggy you Me

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Speaker 4: and Capri Gold Nonion Fee to Ferrari Bueler's Day Off Silver,

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Speaker 4: Polar Espresso Gold, catch me if you Vatican Gold, Buffy

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Speaker 4: the Vatican Slayer Gold, Knocked Up, knocked Up Gold, that's

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Speaker 4: very good. Who's that Simon Nightmare on Lygon Street? Gold

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Speaker 4: Filix Sword up? Should that be your face off? Fifty

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Speaker 4: shakes of Gelato Bronze one on the fourth of Giano.

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Speaker 4: Very smart Heath, that is very very good and extorting

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Speaker 4: Miss Daisy now.

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Speaker 3: Stereotype.

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Speaker 5: We are finish.

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Speaker 4: Come on, yeah, jes sculating no Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: I know we moved on, but the forty year old

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Speaker 4: Extra Virgin is very good.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 4: Half an hour ago winn ounced me and Jack and

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Speaker 4: Patsy go and do a very special live show. As

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Speaker 4: we head up to our one thousand shows together. We

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Speaker 4: want to do something with you guys to say thank

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Speaker 4: you so before we signed Friday Night, can we shove

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Speaker 4: you Friday Night with us Friday eighteenth of August at

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Speaker 4: the Yarraville Club Britant Club in Yarville.

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Speaker 3: We're going to be live on stage on a special show.

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Speaker 4: All the money raised from your general ticket purchases is

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Speaker 4: going to an amazing small charity right here in Melbourne

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Speaker 4: that weally needs to.

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Speaker 3: Help this year.

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Speaker 4: They call Backpack for VIC Kids saturd They're helping out

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Speaker 4: kids are in need, real major need this year.

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Speaker 3: So every ticket that you sell goes straight to them,

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Speaker 3: all the money.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Wen announce this half of the

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Speaker 4: goal half an hour ago. To people already buying tickets

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Speaker 4: to come and join us, Thank you too, the amazing

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Speaker 4: named Alvin Guest.

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Speaker 5: Thank you to the amazing named Corenza Beard, Tim Bowman,

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Speaker 5: Laura Danks, Loshleer, what double bar Mel Eastern, Tracy Martin Elsay.

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Speaker 3: Medy otherwise known as Michelle Mead.

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is a name and a half and giving

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Speaker 5: you that one you gave me all the double barrel

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Speaker 5: name I did Anna, Paula Nasamento Spiker, Lisa Offel, Phil Remington,

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Speaker 5: Craig Singleton, Stephanie Squire's, Alex Wiley, william Enright, Karen and Laurie,

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Speaker 5: Sharon Parker and Rosieweimer.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much from us and anyone.

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Speaker 4: So if you want to get your tickets, go to

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Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell Show dot com dot au and do

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Speaker 4: not be alarmed by the trybooking site.

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Speaker 3: It's a legit site. It's not us. It's not something

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Speaker 3: Jack's put together.

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Speaker 5: I remember selling my comedy show tickets on trybooking, and

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Speaker 5: it does. It doesn't have the Christine oh my god

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Speaker 5: web page ticket tick does, but people got to the show.

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Speaker 3: Mate that that's your Tayners.

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Speaker 4: Swift's getting all that many millions from it's from try booking.

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Speaker 3: Head to the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au.

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Speaker 5: Interesting name for a booking site. It's like try booking.

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Speaker 5: We don't know who works, but now I'm try.

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Speaker 3: It's the hope, it's the promise.

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Speaker 4: It's the potential, you know, it's it's gonna be like

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Speaker 4: tell usif whan I'll be let down?

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Speaker 3: Will I be able to go to the Yarraville Club.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's get the tickets and if you are going to

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Speaker 4: come along as well so we can have a drink

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Speaker 4: with you and share a Friday night together on tomorrows show.

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Speaker 4: Then mister look I for your stories about where you

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Speaker 4: sprinkled the ashes of someone beloved. You can email me

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Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. And today

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Speaker 4: we opened up our World Atlas of where in the

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Speaker 4: world you've had an argument.

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Speaker 3: If you have.

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Speaker 4: Somewhere, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com today

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Speaker 4: you we're back tomorrow. Create you back today.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day well, Christian no connell's Show podcast