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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Well, from the moment I arrived this morning, things have

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Speaker 2: been AWRYE you were sitting.

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Speaker 1: I walked in.

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Speaker 2: You're sitting in a chair, and you said, excuse my nappy.

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Speaker 2: I thought I knew this day would come eventually.

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Speaker 3: We've been doing this for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I knew what happened eventually.

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Speaker 2: So you often bang on about how good your wet

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Speaker 2: weather gear is, and it's been raining this morning on

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Speaker 2: your way into work.

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Speaker 1: So what went wrong? Why your pants wet?

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Speaker 4: I'm reviewing this motorcycle and I usually have a motorcycle

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Speaker 4: that I ride in the rain, which sounds odd, But

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Speaker 4: this bike is really good because it's a big old

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Speaker 4: Yamaha and it's got a big fairing, and I've got

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Speaker 4: really good wet weather gear. So whenever the rain's coming,

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Speaker 4: I get on my wet weather gear. And this stuff

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Speaker 4: is rock. Motorcycling tip, by the way, go to Whitworth's

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Speaker 4: or something and get motorcycle wet like the fisherman's pants,

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Speaker 4: because they never leak.

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Speaker 3: All motorcycle gears dreadful at all leaks.

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Speaker 1: So go to a fishing shop.

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Speaker 4: You get a fishing shop, you get those big fishermen's bike.

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Speaker 4: The waders, the waders they don't leak, they don't leak,

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Speaker 4: So what happened?

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Speaker 3: Why they leave?

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Speaker 4: Because I'm riding this crazy bike. You saw it down

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Speaker 4: in the car park and it has no mudguards to

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Speaker 4: speak of. And I brought along my old I got

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Speaker 4: this old grody one piece weather.

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Speaker 3: Outfit that I've had for a thousand years, and I've rolled.

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Speaker 4: It up just to put in a little bag there

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Speaker 4: in case it rained. I didn't think it was going

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Speaker 4: to rain, and then slow and behold it did, and

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Speaker 4: it's given out the crotch that always goes in the crotch,

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Speaker 4: whether he goes in the.

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Speaker 1: Croutch straight what the rain goes straight in there.

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Speaker 3: Because it runs down the back of your neck, goes

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Speaker 3: off your helmet and then runs down the BC bump crack.

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Speaker 2: So when you're when you're riding your bike, you have

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Speaker 2: rain going down your back, down your bum crack, and

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Speaker 2: underneath that's worst.

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Speaker 4: Feeling, and that feel it almost sends me into a

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Speaker 4: hulk rage because you know it's it's far point awful.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, you've been draped in a towel and now

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Speaker 2: you're in a dressing gown.

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Speaker 3: I'm in a dressing gown, Hugh Hefner.

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Speaker 1: At work, I've got a dressing but your undies are

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Speaker 1: still wett.

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Speaker 3: You're saying, well, I've got taken the pants off.

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Speaker 2: I watched you take your pants off at work. There

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Speaker 2: you go, but your undies are still wet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I don't know how you feel about that.

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Speaker 3: Me sitting in the studio.

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Speaker 1: You know what they're on, aren't They've got a panic?

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Speaker 3: I've got this. This is a very nice dressing gown.

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Speaker 3: By the way, where we get this from?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you where that came from.

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Speaker 2: Why we work in the same building as Colin jack

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Speaker 2: e ow and that was used for naked dating. Let's

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Speaker 2: not get the DNA light out on that. But tell

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Speaker 2: me you still got your undies on? Yes, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but it's staying on.

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Speaker 3: I feel squishy. Have I had another? Have we got replacements?

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Speaker 1: We've got the speedos, We've got.

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Speaker 3: The off right passing me the office speedos?

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Speaker 1: Oh yuck. Kathy's call through?

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Speaker 3: Has this happened to Kathy?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Kathy?

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, how are you this morning? Very well?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm okay. Look, I've never had the experience of sitting

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Speaker 5: sitting in wet clothes. But and I'm not a really weird,

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Speaker 5: creepy person, but don'ty, I live five minutes up the road.

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Speaker 5: Do you want me to throw your things in my

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Speaker 5: dryer and drive?

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Speaker 2: And that would be great because you're you're underpants and

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Speaker 2: your pants your jeans.

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Speaker 1: I was lying on the floor here. It's this is

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Speaker 1: a place of work and this is very unseemly.

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Speaker 3: Well, Kathy that if they shrink? What if Kafy steals

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Speaker 3: my pants?

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Speaker 1: Kathy, can we trust you not to steal them? Believe me,

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Speaker 1: when you see them, you don't want to.

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Speaker 5: I I'll bring them back. That's not a problem. I'll

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Speaker 5: come down and pick them up.

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Speaker 1: Kathy. That is so kind of you.

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Speaker 3: Pants.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is great.

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Speaker 2: And that way you can go home with a dry crotch.

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Speaker 2: What do you say, Brendan, Well, what.

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Speaker 3: Does the label say?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Come on, well, I don't want them to shrink. Don't shrink.

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Speaker 2: I think I think the pants can be dried in

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Speaker 2: a load. You put it on a low setting, because

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Speaker 2: I think they're kevlar pants.

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Speaker 3: Pants, And then they cost me a bit of money.

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Speaker 1: Kathy's making a very nice gin, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Want to go there. Are you tumble dry.

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Speaker 5: At low I've drive my son's in there before.

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Speaker 3: At low temperature.

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Speaker 1: All right, Kathy, that would be brilliant. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: And you're not a weirdo, Kathy, No, I'm not a

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Speaker 2: weird Normally a weirdo would say yes, I am, Kathy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. That's very kind. So Kathy's arrived.

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Speaker 2: Kathy is taking Brendan's wet pants and this is a

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Speaker 2: bad bit underpants.

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Speaker 1: To put in her dryer. She lives nearby.

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Speaker 2: Jones has been sitting here in wet clothes this morning

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Speaker 2: because he got caught in the rain. Your wet weather

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Speaker 2: gear wasn't effective enough on the new bike you're riding,

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Speaker 2: so you're now sitting here like Hugh Hefner in a

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Speaker 2: dressing gown in team speedos and your jeans and undies

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Speaker 2: have gone to Kathy's house. Kathy's turned up. She's got

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Speaker 2: a Jonesy tatter Jonesy t shirt. Name is actually Gary.

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Speaker 2: Kathy seems very nice. She's taking your clothes and to

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Speaker 2: pop them in the dryer.

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Speaker 1: Tribal drum is beating.

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Speaker 3: We're putting it on a low low heat aren't we, Kathy.

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Speaker 1: We know that you're such like an old lady.

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Speaker 3: I just bought that as kevlar jeans. They're not cheap.

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Speaker 1: Shame the andies look so old. They're lying here on

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Speaker 1: the floor and Kathy has look at jeans.

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Speaker 3: Basically folded and laundoned. Look there's my jeans, and look

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Speaker 3: look at underpants.

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Speaker 2: Feel the come on, they've been laundon.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Easter bonnet I wore in a school parade.