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Speaker 1: Time for a Beer. So I'm actually you start streaming

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Speaker 2: Nerd, So are you gonna trim down for it? Well,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean the body hair?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna leave it wild.

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Speaker 1: You're the only man. He'll be waxed like a porpoise

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Speaker 4: My friend, I've booked him one on Wednesday, just in Casewell,

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Speaker 4: going down to see Margaret the Beautiful around the corner.

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Speaker 2: Hey Will, what nice question? Did you know the Queen

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Speaker 2: has sleepovers?

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Speaker 1: I did well, only because I saw about rageous story

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Speaker 4: There is Helena bonhom Karna is an actress. She was

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Speaker 4: invited to Buckingham Palace for a sleepover. Yeah, and it

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Speaker 4: was a bloody interesting night. I think one of the

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Speaker 4: hardest things to do in the world is to start

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Speaker 4: a conversation with a stranger when you're out, and I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna say especially when.

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Speaker 2: You're single and you are looking to mingle so to speak.

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Speaker 4: Well, but I saw someone do it in a while

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Speaker 4: on the weekend that was rather phenomenal and I'd love

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Speaker 4: to share it. So I was sitting and having a

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Speaker 4: few wines at a bar and a woman walked straight

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Speaker 4: sitting with and said, hey, guys, how are you going

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Speaker 4: Really sorry to interrupt, We were like, yeah, he had

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Speaker 4: no drummers or good. She said, my girlfriend is about

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Speaker 1: So my girlfriend's about to have a Tinder dat arrive,

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Speaker 1: so she's hanging out with her girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, my girlfriends about to have a Tinder date arrive.

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Speaker 4: When the Tinder date arrives, do you mind if I

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Speaker 4: just come over here and hang out with you guys?

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Speaker 2: Yep? Can you not see that?

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Speaker 1: That was? Was that it?

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Speaker 4: We ended up spending the entire night with that girl

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Speaker 4: who came over to us.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I think that was one of the most subtly and beautiful,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you're a pain in the ass. Sorry, Well,

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Speaker 1: like you know, if someone walks over to me and

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Speaker 1: it's like, hey, guys, do you mind if I hang

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: God, christ no, a couple of guys. We're having a beer.

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Speaker 4: But when she gave that reason of my friends rocking

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Speaker 1: What about just leaving. Well, yeah, my friend's about to

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Speaker 1: go on a date. Well you go home like that means,

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Speaker 4: You'd have to be a bit of a prick to

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Look, all I'm saying is.

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Speaker 2: You're poking holes in it. Will You're poking hole I think.

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Speaker 1: It was brilliant, And the other part of me says,

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Speaker 4: Well, after a while, when I started thinking about it,

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Speaker 1: Okay, which I suppose. I suppose she's not hitting on you,

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Speaker 1: then she's just going home, that's my point. Yes, so

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Speaker 4: Sutled because she had the reason. But look, did you

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Speaker 4: get a number you've I did? Wow, you've poked holes?

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Speaker 1: Wow? What well you dodged that little detail.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think it was worth mention anymore.

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Speaker 1: Okay he spoken?

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Speaker 2: No, Okay, I want to ask other people.

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Speaker 4: I'm thirteen one oh six y five, because I think

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Speaker 4: this is one of the most harder, is the hardest

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Speaker 2: I think this is really good. You think it's crap, clearly.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't think it's bad, don't. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's all that bad. And I fully appreciate how tough

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Speaker 1: it is when you are single to just start a

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Speaker 4: We can help each other out. I'd like other people

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Speaker 4: to share their methods. Yeah, of starting a conversation with

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Speaker 4: a random Okay, So whether it's your method or it's.

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Speaker 2: Being used on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's see if we can beat the woman

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Speaker 4: who did that to me on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So just cracking excuses to start a convo with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, creativity is the key here.

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Speaker 4: The only one I've heard before that from a friend

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, Okay, Well hopefully we get out than that.

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Speaker 2: That definitely that doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: It's absolutely jungle out there woods. And I've got a

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Speaker 1: huge amount of respect for anybody that is single and

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Speaker 1: approaching people when they're out in about it's a bit

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And we're just trying to help each other out here,

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Speaker 4: asking for methods you've seen or used to start a

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Speaker 4: is the subtlety to avoid the rejection, which we're all

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Speaker 4: scared of so much. And my god, has it happened

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Speaker 4: to me a lot. Will Let's go to Nicole here

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Speaker 4: on thirty one six five. Nicole, you've got to you've

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Speaker 2: Christ we're a friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have yeah, share.

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Speaker 2: It with us.

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Speaker 6: I walked up to a guy in a bar and said, Hi,

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Speaker 6: this other guy's hassling me because you pretend to be

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Speaker 6: my big friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, oh, well done.

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Speaker 2: And where did that lead to? Nicole?

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Speaker 7: But that was a guy for about six months, stand.

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Speaker 1: Out of the door.

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Speaker 2: You're a teamless you're a genius.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you just throw somebody else under the bus effectively,

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Speaker 1: that's the that's the tactic there. You just need a

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Speaker 1: decoy just to go. This person's hastling.

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Speaker 2: That can be you. For me, I'll say, this bald

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Speaker 1: I have a life.

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Speaker 4: Okay, jeez, what I'm gonna talk before about wanting to

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Speaker 4: help single people?

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Speaker 2: Selfish?

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Speaker 4: Man, let's go to Emma here thirty one six Ivory

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Speaker 4: Town with your partner.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not going to go around being the guy,

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Speaker 1: the bald guy that you throw under the bus at

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Speaker 1: bars on a Saturday night. I've got things to do

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Speaker 1: for my own self.

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Speaker 4: As posters might start going up about you in the neighborhood,

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Speaker 4: let's got an emmy here, Emma. Someone used a method

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Speaker 5: They did so basically. I was out and I had

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Speaker 5: a dinner with my parents and they went to go

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Speaker 5: the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: I was waiting by myself, and this guy approached me.

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Speaker 5: He was like, oh, honey, look, I'm so sorry, but

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Speaker 5: he's not coming. And I've looked at him and gone,

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry what, And he's something's come up. He's not

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Speaker 5: going to be able to make it. He's called me

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Speaker 5: and he's asked me to stand in for him. I'm

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Speaker 5: here to make a night for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh around.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: I was looking at him like I'm so sorry. I'm

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Speaker 5: just excused has he got me mixed up with somebody?

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Speaker 5: And then obviously my dad looked out of the restaurant

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Speaker 5: and go, yeah, we're leaving now.

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Speaker 2: I came, hi, So you've got a sugar daddy. I

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Speaker 1: So you left him there, m oh jeers. But you're

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Speaker 1: still like commendable though, like you were like it was

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Speaker 1: a good play. Definitely, Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't mind it. I don't mind it at all.

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Speaker 4: I think if Emma wasn't out with her mum and dad,

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Speaker 4: then that definitely would have worked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You know actually in all of this though, was I

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Speaker 1: actually haven't heard from you as to what sort of

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Speaker 1: a device you're using. Well, we'll talk to Amanda, and

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Speaker 1: then I wouldn't on hearing your latest play. We've got

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Speaker 1: Amanda here and we've got a band here. Amanda used

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Speaker 1: this play on your now partner, So it was successful

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 4: You Amanda, you there, hello, You used to play on

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Speaker 8: Yes, it was brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Tell us about Amanda.

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Speaker 8: They were at a nightclub and thought he was all

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Speaker 8: right looking. He was standing around amongst a group of friends,

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Speaker 8: chatting with people, and I just walked up and said,

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Speaker 8: who the hell's looking after our children? And he's just

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Speaker 8: looked at me gobsmacked. And this girl that he was

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Speaker 8: talking to looked at him and she said, do you

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Speaker 8: know this guy? I said, hell, yeah, well we've been

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Speaker 8: married for ten years now.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's for.

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Speaker 8: She threw a drink on him and because she thought

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Speaker 8: he was single and.

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Speaker 1: Chatting her up. Yeah, of course, yes, yes.

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Speaker 8: He ended up buying me a drink and thought it

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Speaker 8: was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: House on fire, Amanda Risky, All right, from three women

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Speaker 1: of that don't pick up lines? Man, what's been your

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Speaker 1: best gear recently?

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Speaker 2: I don't have another mind?

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Speaker 1: What's what's what's the one that you used most recently?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 7: So I walked up with someone recently and I said,

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Speaker 7: I said, I say to the bar, and you're like,

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Speaker 7: oh god, gee, that's me at the bar, and I go,

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Speaker 7: give me one of your stiffest strings, please, bartender. And naturally,

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Speaker 7: I'm saying that quite loud to the person over hear,

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Speaker 4: Number one average adults does have ten toes. Congratulations, beautiful

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Speaker 4: Really good stuff? Really good stuff? So you're too right there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: The pressure gets to the best of us.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the show, mate, hope you have

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Speaker 1: Astray as easy quiz. The prize thays with us copp

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Speaker 1: It Beck Jade. It's a good one. So we love you, No, no,

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Speaker 1: we absolutely love you. We not love you, but we've

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a story in the news today which just

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Speaker 1: Well, you are you, You're you're out in the wild.

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Speaker 1: that's fair, righty, it's fair. Uh, there's a mono university

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Speaker 1: This li isten this. So this is his opening line,

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Speaker 1: I'm a twenty four years old straight man. I have

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Speaker 1: I'm ken about you. I'd like you to be a

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Speaker 4: He's specific weird as well that he's selling how rich

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Speaker 4: But don't like me for the money though, even though

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Speaker 4: I'm informing you I have a maserati in China and

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Speaker 1: Wowd wild stuff. Yeah, I know, I couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 1: I think love letters is an area that you haven't

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Speaker 2: This is me, I'm what I'm after.

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Speaker 1: This is what I'm after. And then we'll throw the

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Speaker 2: Oh there isn't a criterion, though I don't know what

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Speaker 2: Sorry. You've put together a list of what I'm looking

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Speaker 1: Well same format as him. Actually, I spoke about what

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Speaker 2: If anything, I'm interested to hear what you think I

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Speaker 4: But as I said before the song, I don't think

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't know about that. I think I

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Speaker 1: I go into about you. So the person you're looking for. Yeah, sure, sure,

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Speaker 1: are you reading?

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear about what you think of me.

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for a long term relationship with a girl

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Speaker 1: lie to you and say that it's natural, despite putting

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Speaker 1: hours into it every day. It's true. I have a

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Speaker 1: there is that's you and I. That's it. That's you.

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Speaker 1: What's going to be concise? Well, that's all there is

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Speaker 1: exactly appealing about you. So this is what you're going on? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: first language. First language is English twenty one through twenty

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Speaker 1: five years preferably. I don't get anyone who's more than

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Speaker 1: If you've appeared on a dodgy reality show, I'm all

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Speaker 1: for it. That's whatever builds my brand. You have to

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Speaker 1: be cool with men that talk to plants and leave

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Speaker 2: No one's going to call thank you for that though.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's you, though, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, sugar coated it a little bit, even experiment.

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Speaker 1: It's true. It's true. You've never done anyone who's less

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Speaker 4: They're all true, will, but not the sort of things

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Speaker 1: Well, now, if you're interested in this man.

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Speaker 2: Cool now quite fun to hang out.

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Speaker 1: Chuck that in there for Joe, where there's a bloke

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Speaker 1: very submissive, pretty wild and disgusting stuff. But look all

443
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Speaker 1: of that to one side, mate, I thought we'd get

444
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,000
Speaker 1: down to I think the open love letter is a

445
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,240
Speaker 1: good form of finding someone to be with. And look,

446
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,240
Speaker 1: you're still just tragically single and so tragic.

447
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Speaker 4: I'm okay, okay, but I'll did it a little bit

448
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Speaker 4: of help any helpers appreciate. I'm just not sure if

449
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,920
Speaker 4: you've helped me here you've publicly put out there or

450
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Speaker 4: a bunch of details about me and what I'm looking for.

451
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Speaker 4: Quite frankly, I don't think it's painted me in a

452
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Speaker 4: lovely lightwel.

453
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Speaker 1: So we just did a love letter over the radio.

454
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Speaker 1: I've written the criterion down about you, largely that you

455
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,320
Speaker 1: drive a soccer mum car and you've got a good

456
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Speaker 1: bum and you're not sure whether you're interested in men

457
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Speaker 1: or women.

458
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Speaker 2: I'm interested in women, but there's a bit of a question.

459
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Speaker 5: Mart.

460
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Speaker 2: There's not a bit of a question.

461
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,960
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, what you're looking for? You

462
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,560
Speaker 1: need someone that's going to understand that you talk to

463
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Speaker 1: your pop plant. Yes, you are very much a hypochondriac.

464
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,520
Speaker 1: You've been to the hospital a couple of times. We're

465
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,119
Speaker 1: just a compressed fart and a back pimple.

466
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Speaker 2: I go and see my GP all the time and

467
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Speaker 2: just like just do it.

468
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:18,960
Speaker 3: Check.

469
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Speaker 1: And you've got a complex about doing number twos in

470
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Speaker 1: the same building as the person that you live with.

471
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, so these are all things that you need

472
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Speaker 1: to know about. What if you're still interested? Though, I'm

473
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Speaker 1: sure this is an open invitation thirteen one oh six

474
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Speaker 1: five years the phone, and we thought we do an

475
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Speaker 1: open fish on the radio, just to see if there's

476
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Speaker 1: anyone out there that's still interested despite the raw realities

477
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Speaker 1: of those things. We've got Chloe, who's called good I Chloe, Hello,

478
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Speaker 1: how are you?

479
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Speaker 2: We're good, Koe. I'm interested. What part of that sounded interesting?

480
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Speaker 6: Look, I'm a bit of a cheap skate too, and

481
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 6: that sounds like when I go to Bali, I just

482
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Speaker 6: get the bluebird taxis because you know you can bite

483
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Speaker 6: them down to a couple of dollars A drive.

484
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Speaker 2: Wow, Chloe, sounds like it sounds glos my language.

485
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 4: There you go.

486
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Speaker 1: How are you doing? How are you going to deal

487
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Speaker 1: with the hypochondriac stuff?

488
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 5: Oh?

489
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 3: Look, that's fine.

490
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 6: I see my doctor quite frequently too, and I like

491
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Speaker 6: I google all of my my problems with them. It's

492
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Speaker 6: definitely the place.

493
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Speaker 1: To be beautiful nice. So obviously single, very good. Thanks

494
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 1: so much for the call. It's going to keep you

495
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Speaker 1: on hold it. What do you reckon at the end

496
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 1: of this? Will you take one of these people out?

497
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: What do you reckon?

498
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,159
Speaker 3: Well?

499
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 2: That feels a bit presumptuous.

500
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we've got Lauren here on thirty one

501
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Speaker 1: and six. I think we I think we should think

502
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Speaker 1: about it. We should least ask Lauren on thirty one

503
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 1: and sixty five, Lauren, you heard the criteria in there

504
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: Woods open love letter. What do you think?

505
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 3: Hi?

506
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Speaker 8: Well, I'm actually and so I have dealt with many hypochondriacts,

507
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 8: so I think I have to deal with him and

508
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Speaker 8: I'll just help him out.

509
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, night. So the hypochondria that that's that

510
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 4: you've covered that one? What else about my description? Interested you?

511
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 2: Lauren? Why have you called?

512
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 6: Well?

513
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 5: I also think I can help you with the complex

514
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 5: about the number twos as well.

515
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about it on radio.

516
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 7: I can go anywhere in any time, so I can

517
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 7: I think I can talk you out of that, and

518
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 7: I think I could can can help you out.

519
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 4: Sorry were you were you just gloating about the fact

520
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 4: that you can go any time and anywhere, that you're.

521
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 8: Don't have a fear of any any toilet.

522
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: I need to go so much. Okay, love that, all right,

523
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: I love you. That is amazing. First foot forward in

524
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: the speed dating is I can put anywhere.

525
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 3: Why don't we?

526
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 1: What did we go out for our next guest? Woulds?

527
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 3: You?

528
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: And I have actually put together an a cappella opener

529
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Speaker 1: for him.

530
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Speaker 2: We're working all weekend.

531
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Speaker 1: We'ing all weekend, so here we go. Well, I'll start

532
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: it and then you.

533
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Speaker 3: Well, Ryan, I like, I liked it. Yeah. They used

534
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 3: to do that when I played at the Sharks. The

535
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Speaker 3: fans used to do when I had leads of fans.

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

537
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very similar to the O'Brien.

538
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the game so we were doing it

539
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: was actually the joke.

540
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, That's what I've tried to point out

541
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 3: to have you guys sponsored by O'Brien or not.

542
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: We're hoping they get on board day open for Yeah, absolutely,

543
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 2: as was open to.

544
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Speaker 1: It's get the comebo moving Channel ten seven thirty tonight.

545
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 1: How are you feeling about it? Mate?

546
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 3: I'm good man. It's we we leave Africa. I mean,

547
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 3: I like Africa. We've been there for two weeks and

548
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Speaker 3: then we had out of there. We land in Bangkok, Thailand,

549
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Speaker 3: spend a night there. Yeah, no ping Pong unfortunately, and

550
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Speaker 3: straight back to Australia tomorrow for the finale at the

551
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Speaker 3: top end. I mean I said this. I said this

552
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 3: this morning on Channel ten. I said, we've I've traveled

553
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 3: all over the world and I don't know. We end

554
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 3: up in Darwin, Man and I don't know. I still

555
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 3: think we've got the best country.

556
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Speaker 1: In the world.

557
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, where were you in Darwin?

558
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 3: We ended up at we went We landed in Darwin

559
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Speaker 3: and then we got on like a charter flight for

560
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Speaker 3: two hours and we got on a helicopter for about

561
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Speaker 3: twenty minutes and went into like the Gorges Chakadu National Park.

562
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Speaker 3: It's only fitting that we that we finished there. We

563
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 3: got a team from the Northern Territory and they've got

564
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Speaker 3: a bit of an advantage because I don't if you've

565
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Speaker 3: been up there, it's hot. As soon as you get

566
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: off the plane, it smashes you.

567
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. But Catherine Gorge bo is Catherine Gorge.

568
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you took it in.

569
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: Well.

570
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 3: You gotta remember, I hadn't slept. I hadn't slept, and

571
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 3: I've been in tail in before it.

572
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: I saw it.

573
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 4: I think it was in Africa. I saw a video

574
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 4: of you sucking on a cow's teat. Get goat, fresh goat?

575
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Speaker 4: Was it a goat?

576
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: Was it?

577
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, young goat?

578
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: How was that experience?

579
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:35,479
Speaker 1: Uh?

580
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 3: That was all right? I mean the goats, the goats

581
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: are they're quite sweet. They're quite sweet. Milk, the milk,

582
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 3: the milk, Oh you want to know about the milk?

583
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Speaker 1: Talking tonight, two thousand dollars were going to be giving away.

584
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Speaker 1: What's the hardest thing that you've seen people go through? Like,

585
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: I mean, like, is it going to get harder? Now?

586
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 1: You're worried about the contestants at all, because I mean

587
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: it's been pretty grueling. Last time we spoke to you,

588
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: I mean it's just a nuts programmed.

589
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last I personally believe that the four teams

590
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 3: we've got left. Now are the best four teams. I

591
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 3: reckon if we ran the race with the eleven teams,

592
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 3: many times, these top four have been the top four

593
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 3: or top six every day of the week. They're the

594
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Speaker 3: fittest there. They've been patient and they've been calm under pressure.

595
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 3: But tonight, when we get to Thailand, the teams you

596
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 3: turn someone so that means you can get up on

597
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 3: a team and if you all vote the same team,

598
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 3: they get turned back around to complete both challenges. So

599
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Speaker 3: as soon as we get off the plane in Bangkok,

600
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Speaker 3: that's going to happen tonight, and then when we get

601
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 3: to the finale tomorrow night, we'll have three teams. And

602
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 3: it's a lot of luck, man, it is a lot

603
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 3: of luck. But I'll be waiting in Catherine Gorge with

604
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty grand cash from the waiting for

605
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Speaker 3: the team.

606
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so exciting.

607
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: You have that hash money.

608
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: You had cash on you.

609
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: I carried it the whole time. I carried it the

610
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 3: whole time I had it on me.

611
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Speaker 1: You mate, I'm sure it's been an absolute pleasure of

612
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: everybody watching you on the Amazing Race. Australia absolutely absolutely

613
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: born for this sort of a gig mate, It's bloody

614
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: exciting stuff. Always great to have you in the studio tonight,

615
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: don't forget tonight and tomorrow night. They are the two

616
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Speaker 1: final shows of the Amazing Race Channel ten seven point thirty.

617
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Speaker 1: Do not miss out two hundred fifty thousand dollars a

618
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Speaker 1: U Turn Catherine Gorge and Bo Ryan sucking on a Goat.

619
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Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't get much better than that, mate,

620
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: were looking forward to it.

621
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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for your support. You guys have

622
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Speaker 3: been good and I'll see it when we get down there.

623
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Speaker 3: We'll hanging out again, everybody.

624
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for Johnny us better treat as always.

625
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Speaker 1: Keep it right here, guys. We'll see it tomorrow from

626
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Speaker 1: for goodbye.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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