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Speaker 1: Room floor, the room floor. What's on the cutting room

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Speaker 1: floor today, Amanda.

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Speaker 2: We've got a couple of stories about smells. This one's interesting.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at a graph here that shows a spike,

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Speaker 2: two spikes, in fact, of people going on Amazon and

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Speaker 2: complaining that they that the candles they bought don't have

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Speaker 2: a scent. So the spike goes up, comes down, goes up,

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Speaker 2: comes down over space of a year. Then if you

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Speaker 2: lay over the top of that another line showing the

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Speaker 2: daily COVID cases in the States, it matches exactly. So

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Speaker 2: if you can't smell your candles, you've friggin got COVID.

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Speaker 3: That's I completely forgot about the air of COVID no

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Speaker 3: smell thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because when I got COVID, I remember thinking

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Speaker 1: I don't have COVID. I don't have COVID. I felt

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Speaker 1: like hell. And then I remember my wife, she's a smoker.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't smell any cigarette smoke, and I thought, well,

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Speaker 3: that's that's the sign.

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Speaker 1: It was so weird. My sense of smell has come back.

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Speaker 2: Down, yeah, of course. But yeah, so these graphs completely

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Speaker 2: line up. I'm complaining because I can't smell my candle.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, look at this graph.

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Speaker 3: Everyone had COVID candles. Team, well, they like those burnt

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Speaker 3: orange candles. That seems to be the smell of This.

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Speaker 2: Was a Yankee candle candle. I don't know, doodle dandy,

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Speaker 2: it smells like a dandy doodle to me.

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Speaker 1: Yank my dooodle. It's a dandy.

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Speaker 2: Don't smell Number two? Yeah, bad confluence of words. That's

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Speaker 2: a show in movies and books if anyone goes near

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Speaker 2: a mummy, not a mother, but an Egyptian mummy.

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Speaker 1: Frankenstein was first in line, you real.

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Speaker 2: Back because of the dreadful smell of the cryptopening and

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Speaker 2: the horrendous smell of a mummy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what a lot of people, well, not

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Speaker 3: killed a lot of people, but the bad air would

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Speaker 3: make them sick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, apparently, even after five thousand years in a psychophagus,

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Speaker 2: mummified bodies from ancient Egypt smell quite nice. Scientists are saying.

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Speaker 2: Researchers have examined nine mummies and found that they're kind

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Speaker 2: of woody, spicy and sweet. They're even going to replicate

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Speaker 2: that smell, so you can go to the Egyptian Museum

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Speaker 2: in Cairo and you can sniff it. While you're looking

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Speaker 2: at them.

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 2: I would go in for the sniff, even if that's

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Speaker 2: they're going to create an artificial smell. But I'd be

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Speaker 2: quite happy if I if I see something intriguing. If

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Speaker 2: not of a know it's going to be bad, and

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Speaker 2: someone says, don't smell that, it's awful, I can't help myself.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: If something's gone off in the fridge and I know

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Speaker 2: it's going to be foul, I still sniff it. If

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Speaker 2: you remember, I've tried to get you too. You know

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Speaker 2: something's gone off in my water bottle or whatever, and

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Speaker 2: I say, have a sniff of this, will always sniff.

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Speaker 1: I usually find that vodka's got a half life of it.

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Speaker 2: It's like if you put your finger in your navel.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can't do it now. Yeah, I've done that before,

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Speaker 1: and sniff it.

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Speaker 2: There's a certain body smell.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a picky bum and sniff? I bet

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Speaker 1: you you do. No, I don't you do.

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Speaker 2: What's pick your bum? You mean you pick your then

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Speaker 2: you put your finger in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you have a bit of a sniff. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: There are other ways to see how your health got I.

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Speaker 1: Had a plumber mate.

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Speaker 3: Years ago, we go to the pub and his his

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Speaker 3: joke was he put his finger in his bum crack.

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Speaker 2: And the joke on someone else was here.

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Speaker 3: His bum crack. And then you go up to the

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Speaker 3: bar drink half his beer, and he'd hold the beer

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Speaker 3: up to the.

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Speaker 1: Bar person and say this beer is off. Have a smell,

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Speaker 1: smell like goh, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: How could they?

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Speaker 1: We'll get you another one.

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Speaker 2: And yet these stories maybe years ago, is work another

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Speaker 2: radio station, and people would phone in and say help idiots.

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Speaker 2: Other people were and one story was that they were

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Speaker 2: camping and then Mate went to do a number two

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Speaker 2: and as he's crouching down, they got it on a shovel,

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Speaker 2: and so he looked around that where is it? But

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Speaker 2: as if the joke was on him. You've got your

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Speaker 2: friend's pooh on a shovel, but you're the one nose.

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Speaker 1: You still think the other person's the loser. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: still want to think. You do a big ship, you

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Speaker 1: turn around to inspect the contents.

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Speaker 2: The joke's not on you. The joke is the person

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Speaker 2: who's got it on his shovel, and he thinks you're

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Speaker 2: the idiot.

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Speaker 1: This is man woman's stuff.

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Speaker 2: And so you finger in your own bottom and you

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Speaker 2: think of the joke's on you.

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Speaker 1: What you get a free half a beard. Okay, kids,

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Speaker 1: that's it for today. He come back tomorrow for more

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Speaker 1: Jolsie and a man. Let's cut the room for it.