WEBVTT - FULL: $8 For Your Troubles 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:00.880 Question. 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:06.440 Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:09.080 Don't put your head in your hair. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:11.840 I guess with the bag ende you can keep your distance. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.400 There is no wiggle room. You are on an airline 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:16.280 called Wiggleness. 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.840 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.960 Good morning, It's a Christian O'Connell show, Monday morning. Ten 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.200 minutes past six. Coome onring, Jackie Boy, Good to see 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:28.720 you guys. Come on in Patsy. Hey, So how was 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:30.000 fansom of the opera? 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.800 Any? Jack started to go how as a spectacle? 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.280 It was incredible, like he's doing some sort of book 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:44.160 report as a spectacle. Remarkable, It was a spectacle, wonderful. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.760 First of all, did you go out for dinner beforehand? 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.600 Because if you go to the theater, you go for 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.440 a nice little dinner beforehand in the theater district. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.560 We planned too, but we were so rushed, had to 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.920 drop Gordon off at mum and dad's house, and then 0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:59.840 we didn't leave enough time to go to dinner. So 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.400 Dad drove us into the Art Center and took us 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:03.440 through McDonald's drive. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:06.720 Oh classy, when you would assumed. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.240 I know you're in black. We were in black tie, 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.560 so I was trying to lean over my box of nugget. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.959 Probably thought you were in it. Guys in a phantom 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.199 get a rush on his cheeks. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.000 We had a lovely dinner at the Art Center, but 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.959 I got yeah, bar A, I made a booking. But 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.919 do you know what I did? I always go it's lovely. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.800 I stupidly didn't take a card. I just had cash. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.840 I was going cash cash Friday night, and I don't have. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.640 A these days. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.840 Nana Nana, just. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:40.360 Folding out to get that big old watcher. Make it rain, 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:41.240 make it rain in here. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:41.640 Bar A. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.679 Well, it was embarrassing because we were starving. I hadn't 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.840 had breakfast. Audrey she's eleven, she's always hungry, so we 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:52.920 both ordered steaks. Were halfway through it and Audrey goes, Mum, 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:56.600 there's a sign on the table. It's no cash, it's 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.760 only car. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:01:59.360 What did you do? 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.160 I thought, Oh, I'll be washing dishes. So I had 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.160 to call our waiter over. I said, oh, we've got 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.600 a problem. I've only got cash, and he looked at 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.200 me like I was some sort of freak from out 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:10.639 of space. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.240 Don't you have at least the tap on your phone? 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:13.880 No, I don't. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.440 You don't have that. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:18.440 That's such a that's so easy to get you. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.440 I know I need to do it. So then they 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.079 had to get the manager over. It was like a 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:26.760 whole team at our table, so embarrassing, and Audrey just 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.639 wanted to crawl under the day and I said, look, 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:30.440 I'm terribly sorry. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:36.440 I well, were your mouthsful? 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:36.919 And like, just. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:44.239 Because you're eating all off for free, we're going to 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:45.600 bring the buddy out. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.600 Well, I said, I don't even like. They said, we 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.560 don't have cat like change and I said that's okay, 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:54.960 that's you don't have to give me change. I had, like, 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.519 you know, eight bucks over. I said, look, that's fine. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.239 That is for your trouble. And then I thought, oh 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:06.000 my good man, for eights. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.680 Have a trunk top on me about eight months at 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.919 the theater, trouble. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.519 Split it up amongst everybody. I want the dishes, he 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:18.239 a man as well. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:24.400 I chucked some too the phantom as well, for your trouble. Okay, 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.920 high roll? Are you sure? 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.040 That's all I could do? And then I thought, how 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:32.600 am I going to get out of the car park 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.400 after the fandom? I thought, I'm not going to be 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.560 able to get out or do you thought mom was 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.440 sleeping in the car? I have to get down to 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.960 come and get us anyway, the lady very kindly, she said, 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.360 you'd be amazed at the amount of people. This happens too, 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.760 she said, I just have to let them out otherwise, 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:47.320 you know, so I'll know next time. 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.400 Oh that good hack for everybody going to the a. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.560 And so, what was Phantom? I've never seen Phantom in 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.200 the opera? What's it like? 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:58.520 It was beautiful. 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:02.080 It's honestly, it is fantastic. It looks amazing. I just 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:02.760 have trouble. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.600 Patsy says she saw you googling during the intermition. What's 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:06.920 it about? Is a real story? 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:11.120 Hum and very concerned. What does it mean? Is he alive? 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:12.080 Is he dead? 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:12.760 What is he? 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.240 Even when I saw Lame mis, I had the same problem. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.160 I can't understand the lyrics. When they're singing in that 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.680 high range in the high seto all the time, and 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.520 it's about ten percent talking nine singing. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.080 That's too much singing for me. They need to get 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:29.400 maybe fifty to fifty guys more just dialogue. 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:33.560 At one of the talking points, the cast members are going, oh, Christine, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.200 how did she get such a good voice, she must 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.200 have a tutor. And I leant over to Bianca and 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.920 I said, I bet the tutor is the Phantom. Banker said, 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:41.960 they already told us. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:51.080 That spoiler, that WFE cracked it. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:53.200 So what's it actually about. 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.400 Well, I was so in the first act. After the 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.960 first act, in the intermission, I was googling whether Phantom 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.760 was a real person or if he was a ghost. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.600 Because I was And sure you were overthinking it. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.880 Yeah, they keep seeing the Phantom of the Operas in 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:05.920 my mind. So I thought, well, maybe he's not even real, 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.760 Maybe he's a ghost, and we'll find out at the 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.600 end that he was never really there. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.200 No, he was a circus freak as a child. No, 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.159 it was he was a circus freak. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.960 He was aggressive, he was not telling the news story 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.719 of the Phantom circus freak on the loose in Melbourne. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.120 They actually used some language that you probably could get 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.400 canceled for today when they described the. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:30.440 And he escapes with the paras Opera house and that's 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.920 where and he was Actually it was that bordering of 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:37.560 of genius and crazy man, wasn't it. And he was 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:39.080 a sporter? 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:50.760 Isn't it like two towns to suburbs like village. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.480 And he trained Christine to be this, but it was 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:55.239 confusing because Christine talks about her father to the outside. 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.720 So Christine is a protegee, is that right? 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:58.920 She's the main oper. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.400 She's the main opera sing she's an up and coming 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.159 a soprano, and. 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:07.440 She's been trained by circus freak essentially. 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:07.760 Yes. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.280 And I thought he I always thought he lived at 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.840 the opera He did. No, he lived in because when 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.000 they're on that boat, isn't he. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.040 Rolling downstairs in the opera house in the bows of 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.800 the opera house, Well, he has to row through the 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:20.880 on the gondola. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:22.600 It was flooded. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.520 No, No, it's down in the sewers. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:26.159 The opera house. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:28.200 Yes, No, at the bottom of the opera house. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:29.960 Well, he was in the sewers. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.200 He was right, you actually. 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:35.240 At all. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.440 I just couldn't understand. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.279 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.520 A Patsy Jack's still been going on about Phantom and 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:47.000 the Opera, saying how a couple of times she couldn't 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:48.520 understand what they were saying. Because there are a couple 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.480 of people singing over singing on top of each other. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.880 They do it guys guys on the radio show one 0:06:55.920 --> 0:07:01.520 person at a time, Phantom, then Christine back to Phantom. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.280 And nunsiate, we can't understand you. There was a lot 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.479 of singing over the top of each other, and I 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.440 didn't realize until halfway through the first song, which is 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:12.480 one of the operas they put on, is in Italian 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.120 or French. I was straining so hard to understand what 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.720 they were saying before I realized it was a different language. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:18.160 Do you know what? 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.120 I think most people that go to theater and see 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.480 musicals haven't got a clue what's going on. They just 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.440 don't want to tell you on far of looking ignorant, And. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:27.320 It feels like that, especially because we were all dressed 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.160 up in black tie. I noticed a lot of the 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.560 special guests there were from the ABC, so it was 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:35.520 a very hointy toyy crowd and huggy and hugging was there. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.200 But you didn't want to say at the end of it, 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.559 I didn't understand, so you pretty irmittate. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:40.760 We all sing at the same time. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:47.000 Huh, ABC, have you still got that camera that you 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.480 had to keep an eye lunar your dog when she 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.160 was gone on a kitchen top yes, I need to 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.120 borrow it this week. Okay, someone is letting their dog 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.880 take a dump on my nature strip, right. This happens 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:00.400 about every five or six days, and fortunately, say one 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.560 of the kids trodden it and walked it through the house. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.440 Do you know when you can smell dog crap and 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.120 you know it's on like someone's shoes. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:08.960 As soon as you can smell it in the house, 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.440 someone's walked dog crap into the house. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.040 The first thing you do is check your feet. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:19.280 You're like, oh, yes, it's one of the teenagers on 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:20.880 the soliv trainer. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.600 And I said, oh, I'll get it out. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.360 Have a half an hour to get that stuff right 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:26.400 in the groove. Isn't it. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.120 Just want to burn the shoes? It's horrible. No, No, 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.640 onen't got an old toothbrush. I was like scrubbing it, 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:33.760 trying to get it out like that. 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.360 Anyway, this happens every five or six stays, and it's 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.120 got to be someone local. You're not driving outside my 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.719 house unless you've got really don't like the radio, you've 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.960 got a real ventetta against me. When so it's got 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:46.560 in their diary, it's time to get in the car. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.920 Kids go and take another dump. On his lawn. Hopefully 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.160 soon he's going to get the message. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.880 There's people in our street who put up aggressive notes. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.880 I'm not sure how well it works, but taped around 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:00.160 the telegraph pole it says please do not let your 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.080 dog pooh here anymore. Somebody has even put up a 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.920 little dog poo being to say, hey, don't let your 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.920 dog pooh hit here anymore, and put up. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.440 If you've got dogs, right, we've all got dogs. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.040 You can't tend for what without the poo bags. Got 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:15.280 to take the pooh bag away. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.560 And so I always feel like the people who leave 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:20.560 it must have those big like Burmese dogs because they're 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:21.920 always the size of like a horse. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.240 Yeah no, no, there's there's a lot of poo out 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.120 the front there, right, it's terrible. My wife has said 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.280 we need to get some signs made up that says 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:32.440 I'm watching you. Yeah, so that might be too aggressive, 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.480 and we can't get any more aggressive there letting their dog. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.800 It's the second or third time it's happened. Crap on 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:37.600 our nature strip. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:38.600 Let's put the camera up. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.840 I want to put the camera up because I'm I 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.160 think I know who it might be. Someone around the corner. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:44.800 I think I know who it is, but yeah, I 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:45.439 need your camera. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:48.360 The Christian Connall Show podcast. 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.280 We do a thing where you turn into song detectives. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.120 She does sometimes she's trying to work out what a 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.560 song is called. And all you've got is part of 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:58.320 the song. This was my wife a couple of weeks ago. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:59.320 All she had was this. 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:07.120 Little I didn't think it was a song. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.520 Didn't you need to have any of the components required 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:10.040 for a song? 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.080 But what have you called? Any guess right? Adie amos 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:15.480 my nya? 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:23.600 Put the two together, then produce a rio on this 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:25.560 show can work out what this song was. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.040 No no, no no no no no no no no 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.240 no no no no no no no no no no 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.400 no no no no no no no no no no 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:33.599 no no no. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:34.800 To us, that was a cold lead. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.120 But seriously, the first person calling guess the song just 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:38.640 won't do. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:40.920 No no no no no no no no no no 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.000 no no no no no no no no no no 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:43.719 no no no. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:47.240 Now this might be your hardest challenge. Yep, I've got one. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:48.760 I don't know what the song is, but I know 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.600 I love this song, but I forgot what it is. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.840 Let's pain in a picture about how it's gonna. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:11:04.760 Be well, you've got something that the others didn't have. 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:09.839 You've got voice. Are they actual lyrics? 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:14.880 You don't know. I'm pretty sure there's something about a picture. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:19.199 A picture is definitely in that song. Even googled let's 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:22.320 paint a picture song and then hit return on Google. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.560 Nothing a Google work. I had no idea. So if 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:26.600 any have you got any idea? 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.880 Patsy, no, no idea, Only that you need singing lessons. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.559 Oh, bit rich there. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:37.120 Cat, this is the Christian o'common show podcast. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.720 On paper, this job should be quite straightforward. We chat 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:41.439 to you, you call in. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:41.920 That's it. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.320 Jack just took a call from a guy just trying 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.400 to work out what that song was. Innocent question. Do 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.559 you know what the song is? I'd rather not give 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:53.920 my name. Why the mystery, James Bond, are you on 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:55.360 a secret mission right now? 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.760 Just guess? Just trying to help me out. I don't 0:11:58.760 --> 0:11:59.679 know what the song is. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:04.439 We don't need to complicate this exchange. I didn't need 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.360 for secrecy anyway. We call us the song Detectives because 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.000 we allow you guys to become the song detectives. 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.840 All weekend, I've been trying to remember what this song is. Okay, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:19.720 what is this song? Let's paint a picture about how 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:28.839 it's gonna be. Let me just paint a picture. 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.760 By the way, I went into our wardrobe because I 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.679 thought the acoustics, because they like I need to worry 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:37.920 about the acoustics. I've just walked in the end. I 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.800 was on the floor doing it, thinking this will have 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:41.840 the acoustics as well. Actually, I don't have any artists 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.920 to sit on the floor and called songs. You went 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.240 to a gig the singers is sat on the floor. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.360 Also, how close did you have the microphone? We can 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.000 really see it. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.000 In my mind and the song is already up close 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:55.720 with it. Let My wife goes, what are you doing here? 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:59.960 You're okay? All right? What do you think the song is? 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.839 Let's go to uh Stephanie. She's lucky. She wants to 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:06.839 give us her name, Stephanie. Good morning, good morning, How 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:07.120 are you? 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.800 I'm good, Stephanie. Have you had a lovely weekend and 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.800 joined the sunshine? What do you think the song is? 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.760 I thought it was Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield, but 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:20.040 now I think this sing is Joshua Cadison. But I 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.880 can't remember the name of the song. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:27.040 So, but originally you thought it was This is pretty 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:31.360 familiar to me. He's paid about a billion times. 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.199 Let's take another guests, Thank you trying to how Let's 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:40.400 go to Dave. Good morning, Dave, Good morning, Christian mate. 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.720 As soon as you sung those lyrics, I knew that song. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.800 It's one of my favorite songs from the eighties. And 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:49.640 the last caller was right, is Joshua Gattison the songs 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:54.959 called Jesse not Jesse's Girl. This is it? 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:56.400 This is it? 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.040 I mean that is air. I was on the nose 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.880 of this. I've heard. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:08.800 Unlikely unlikely. Let's have me and Joshua singing it together, 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:13.240 and then my closet sessions. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.840 Yeah about pus. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:26.400 Which one I was talking about, we can guess. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:30.400 Thank you so much, Dave, genuinely so. Joshua Cadison h 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.040 Jesse now and I'm going to listen to. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.520 It on the way home. Thank you very much. Dave 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:35.240 a brighter you're. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.760 Listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.280 So I was just saying earlier, how somebody is letting 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:45.440 their dog drop a big old poop. It's a pooh 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.080 done it. That's what I'm dealing with. A Pooh done 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.440 it on my nature strip. That the second or third 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.960 time they've done it. The frequencies were every five days. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.720 I'm sure they've got something in the diary uh to 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:56.680 to come around and do it again. And my wife 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.160 wants me to put a note up. I want to 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.320 borrow a Jack's secret camera so I can f the 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.600 culprit and catch them red handed. Perry, who works on 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:07.240 the show, who is the master of passive aggressive notes 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:10.880 that are ninety nine point nine percent aggressive, has done 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:11.680 one of these four. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:12.800 So what was the situation. 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.800 Well, you'll find out in the note. This is I 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:19.880 think disturbing, but Perry's happy to share it. Hello, I'm 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.800 writing to you because your cat keeps coming and crapping 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:26.080 on our property. If you don't keep your cat indoors, 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:27.880 there will be consequences. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:28.880 Consequence. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:33.480 Wow, this has happened more than a dozen times, and 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.960 if it happens again, I will take matters into my 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.480 own hand. 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.000 That's very threatening, it is. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.240 He said. I wrote this earlier in the year. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:46.800 Presume this was a couple of years ago. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:50.080 I haven't seen the cat again, so we know. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:54.160 Why Perry's wearing its skin. I always wonder why Perry 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:58.800 had a furry face of whiskers. Now we know that's 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:03.480 terrifying consequences. And then it's the it's the line about 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:07.080 matters into my own hand. It's the threatening of violence 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.040 or physicality. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.760 You leave me with no choice. But as somebody whose 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:14.120 neighbors cat craps on the yard, it's horrible. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:18.120 I stop a cat though a dog's easy. Cattle do 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:18.800 what a cat. 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.680 Wants to dos, can get anywhere. And you know what's 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.960 worse is the dog eats the cat crap. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.360 Yeah, this happened to our house, right, so our German 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.640 shepherd dog eats Larry. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.160 It's a horrible relationship. 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:33.080 The Yeah, it's just discuss. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:37.760 You just be having a nice meal shepherd dog cato 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.200 throwing it up and then. 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.600 Eating the vomit cap. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.560 Why what means you do that? That's a disgusting thing. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.160 I'm gonna share this with you now. This email came 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:51.960 in over the weekend for a guy called Ben's quite 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.360 a unique request, Christian, I have a super super random request. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.840 He's right, this is I'm having both my arms tattooed. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:00.880 It's been a very long pro says, getting them filled 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:04.520 with only a few spots left to go. Having said this, 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.760 there is a spot on my shoulder for you guys. 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:11.480 I'm thirty nine, been a loyal gold List since high school. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.080 I love listening to you guys in the morning. Could 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:16.520 you just Compats sign a picture of the gold FM 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.960 logo for me to then get tattooed on my shoulder. 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.200 This would mean the world to me as your show 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.560 has been the longest relationship I've had. Let me know 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.040 what you think, Ben. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.119 All right, First thing, we complained about that logo a 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.200 lot behind the scenes. Yeah it's not our favorite. 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:36.320 No, but what are we going to Are you happy 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:37.080 to sign something? 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.720 And then Ben's going to get that pony tattooed on 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:40.280 his shoulder? 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.400 What about the photo with the three of us? That's 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:47.160 more appropriate. I love my face on someone's shoulder. 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:48.280 Would you why? 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:50.960 Because I think it'd be awesome. 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:52.080 I'll initial it. 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:55.359 Yeah, I'll sign it for you, Ben, but Patsy's so 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.919 I'll sign it. You're going to initiate it. Patsy's happy 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.360 to do. Definitely have faith on there better. I hope 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:02.879 that helps. 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.639 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:08.239 Now on the show, we'd love you to tell us 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:12.000 about your weekend in six words, and then you text 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.640 them into us on four seven five O three one 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:20.120 oh four three, And then. 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:23.760 You texted six words wrapped from your phone hard to 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:27.160 tell us just how your weekend was. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:29.840 Were you what the barber chilling at home? 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:37.600 Text us now, Bud, only you six words in your message? 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:40.520 My weekend in six words? 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.480