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Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation.

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Speaker 2: I just feel ten jokes one line or otherwise is

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Speaker 2: very long, and you've.

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Speaker 1: Got to stop talking because I'm about to do.

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Speaker 2: It's very whendy and the crew that one the top

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Speaker 2: ten's killing just piss off seriously.

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Speaker 1: Back you crab on about big toe truck driving shows

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Speaker 1: you watch and this is all I've asked to do.

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Speaker 2: It's just tens a lot. Can't you got a gentimate.

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Speaker 1: Let me start. Shut your flapping mouth before this. No,

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Speaker 1: that's disrespectful of these jokes. Jones is going to hate

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Speaker 1: these jokes because you.

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Speaker 2: Got some crickets in case they're bad that you're.

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Speaker 1: Going to hate them because this isn't your style of jokes.

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Speaker 1: Some of them might be. In fact, they probably are.

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Speaker 1: They're one they're all one liners and these have been

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Speaker 1: the best joke.

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Speaker 2: Let me get out.

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Speaker 1: These have been the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, comedians, I'll be Punis pilot on this and

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Speaker 2: wash my hands. And it's in the hands of jem

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Speaker 2: Y Raye. He will be the arbitrary number ten.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking. If you wouln't like me to rush through number ten,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to count down ten to one for the

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Speaker 1: best one liners from the at Edinburgh Fringe. Number ten

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Speaker 1: my grandma describes herself as being in her twilight years,

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Speaker 1: which I love because they're great films. Number nine Nationwide

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Speaker 1: must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch.

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Speaker 1: You don't even get it.

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Speaker 2: I don't get it. Number eight no sound effects. He Ryan.

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Speaker 1: I entered the Ryan. Number eight. I ended the hell

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Speaker 1: not to Surrender competition and I won hands down. Oh

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Speaker 1: see lucky, you're not in the audience. That's good, but

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Speaker 1: you don't laugh. You say that's good. Number seven. My

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Speaker 1: friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he

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Speaker 1: only ever goes to Starbucks, not the Rivals. He's costaphobic.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. Number six.

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Speaker 1: How does Celiac Germans get each other gluten tar? Oh,

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Speaker 1: we're reaving up now, Brendan. Number five, you'll hate this one.

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Speaker 1: I thought i'd start off with a joke about the Titanic,

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Speaker 1: just to break the ice.

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Speaker 2: Number four bit too soon, I think for that sort

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Speaker 2: of humor about Titanic.

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Speaker 1: When women gossip, we call it, we get called bitchy.

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Speaker 1: When men do it, it's called a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, yeah, got good observation.

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Speaker 1: Last year I had a joke this is number three,

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Speaker 1: This is number three. We're getting there brand and it's okay.

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Speaker 1: You can get back to your big, long winded poopoos

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Speaker 1: later on. Later last year I had a joke about inflation.

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Speaker 1: But it's hardly worth it now. Number two the most

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Speaker 1: British thing I've ever heard a lady who said, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I don't apologize. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: know the number one? This is the number one joke

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Speaker 1: that won the Best Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. Don't

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Speaker 1: shoot me if you don't like it. I started dating

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Speaker 1: a zoo keeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.

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Speaker 1: You know, how dare you? He used to do stand

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Speaker 1: up and yet you're so unsupported.

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Speaker 2: I'm supporting.

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Speaker 1: That's why you can't do theater sports, Rose right. You

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Speaker 1: don't go yes, and because you're not, I've overstated it.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing theater sports with Rowe and he didn't. I've

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Speaker 1: overstated it. But you aren't the person who says yes,

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Speaker 1: and and that's what you have to do for theater sports.

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Speaker 1: You go not and cross your arm at all and

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Speaker 1: not how much longer you've made this segment.

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Speaker 2: I haven't made it go any longer than it needed

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Speaker 2: to be.

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Speaker 1: He said nothing. He said nothing. I'm ready between the

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Speaker 1: lines of what he said to you on air.