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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini. We're talking

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Speaker 1: about how annoying it is when your partner makes a

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Speaker 1: delivery or orders a delivery and you obviously only find

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Speaker 1: out how meaningless the junk is when they open it

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Speaker 1: in front of you, and it's like, my god, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you've gone and spend a thousand dollars on

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Speaker 1: batteries just because there was a special on batteries.

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Speaker 2: So my girlfriend buys very practical things.

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Speaker 3: A lot of your frustrations are coming out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, have a look, whel We've got like

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Speaker 1: thousand steel straws. She gets straws, she gets, Linden, don't

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Speaker 1: you hate that we haven't got any straws in the house.

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Speaker 2: Look, we're gonna have these straws forever. And they're stainless steel.

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Speaker 3: They are actually pretty amazing those straws. Have you used them?

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Speaker 3: The suction totally?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: So we've got our button bush of Joel, whose wife

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Speaker 1: obviously is a little bit frustrated at some of the

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Speaker 1: things that you've got a bit of a pench on for.

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Speaker 1: You picked up Michael Jordan expensive a billionaire's habit of

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Speaker 1: buying snapback hat.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're very expensive. It's the algorithm that gets you.

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Speaker 5: You're on Instagram l a couple of you don't need

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Speaker 5: to justify say now.

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Speaker 1: We've also had a bit of a brainstorm of some

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Speaker 1: other things that might set her off here. You're also

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Speaker 1: still a fan of WWE wrestling. Yeah, well stevest namely

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Speaker 1: Steve Austin, stone Cold Steve Austin. I do love Stone

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Speaker 1: Cold Steve. Okay, all right, so you don't don't play

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Speaker 1: those Nazis. I don't know why you still have that audio.

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Speaker 1: No one gets that apart from you. You actually named

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Speaker 1: your second child Austin, which is hilarious. But we'll do

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Speaker 1: something around and the other thing, and the other thing

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Speaker 1: that she's going to hate, obviously, is that you get

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Speaker 1: your if we weren't in a lockdown, you get your

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Speaker 1: beard trimmed every couple of days.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I have three beard trimmers at home, but if I

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Speaker 5: ordered another expensive one, she'd be pretty annoyed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, nice, all right, So we're going to call her now.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call her as the delivery driver, yep,

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Speaker 1: because we want to hear her live disappointment on the

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Speaker 1: phone and anger on the phone at the stuff that

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Speaker 1: you've ordered. I'm going with snapback hats, evos and outfit

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Speaker 1: a beard tremor, and then maybe I'll throw on something

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Speaker 1: a little bit fun at the end.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, see how long you can go before she goes like,

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Speaker 6: hang on a second, Like he definitely wouldn't have ordered that.

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Speaker 2: Just a package of all the things that annoy me

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Speaker 2: the most. Why surely this is a prank.

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Speaker 6: We were talking to you in the song as well.

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Speaker 6: I reckon, she like Joel, You've pranked her a few

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Speaker 6: times before, haven't you? And sometimes the radio marks her

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Speaker 6: two crisps. So we're gonna get you on your phone.

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Speaker 6: Will she listens to the show? I reckon, she'll pick

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Speaker 6: up in your voice unless you're calling her on the phone.

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Speaker 6: You go outside the studio, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Have to put an XX in on some sort I

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Speaker 2: don't think about.

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Speaker 3: That, Okay, you ever think about that?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you walk out of the studio, are you on?

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Speaker 4: Can hear me? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: See already that that sounds so much more like a

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Speaker 3: delivery guy. You've got that natural muffle.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'll be Danny Archer from Blood Diamond.

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Speaker 6: That's ambitious. She's probably heard of Danny Archer. From Blood Diamond?

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Speaker 4: Has she seen the movie?

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Speaker 2: Joels?

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Speaker 3: You seen Blood?

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Speaker 5: She doesn't know movies?

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Speaker 2: Boll at all?

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Speaker 6: Okay, danny Arch, because that's actually hilarious if she doesn't

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Speaker 6: pick up on that.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right?

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Speaker 3: You ready to go? Will Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Hello, Ksha speaking your hollow?

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Speaker 4: Is that kisher? It is geta? Are you at? Have

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Speaker 4: I got you at a thirteen eight feet?

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Speaker 7: That's correct?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you're cool? All right, Harmon named Daniels. I'm calling

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Speaker 4: from a DHL. I've got to delivery for you. Okay, Yes,

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Speaker 4: but I've got a bit of a problem you have

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Speaker 4: because the actual delivery has actually fallen down and the

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Speaker 4: neighbor's robbed off, and a couple of the autems have

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Speaker 4: actually fallen out of the box and into the back

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Speaker 4: of the van.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So I.

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Speaker 4: Just wanted to double check the couple of them. If

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Speaker 4: for you've got snapback hits.

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Speaker 7: Oh yes, my husband orders those.

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Speaker 4: Yep, I've got like six or seven of them.

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Speaker 7: Oh yes, yeah, true sons. Yeah, we've got a couple

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Speaker 7: of kids ones.

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Speaker 4: Yep, they're not they're not for kids. They don't look

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Speaker 4: like they're for kids. They're quite big. They're bestball heads.

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, and they must have ordered them for himself. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: that's all right.

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Speaker 4: He ye. But I've got here a stone called Steve Austin,

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Speaker 4: you know the restaurant.

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Speaker 7: Yes, that's my husband for sure.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I've got a leather vest here. It looks like

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Speaker 4: I've got quite an expensive a beard trimmer.

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Speaker 7: Yes, that would be him.

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Speaker 4: Yep. You might want to double check a warranty on

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Speaker 4: this one because it looks like it's quite fancy, but

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Speaker 4: I might it might have been cracked a little bit,

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Speaker 4: that's all right. I've also got here a look. This

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Speaker 4: one's a little bit harder for me to say, but

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Speaker 4: it looks like some sort of a mask of some sort.

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Speaker 4: Is that yours mask?

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Speaker 7: I could probably ask my husb. Then he's probably done.

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Speaker 4: More specific with your mum. It's got to it's like

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Speaker 4: a leather, like a gimp mask, like a sex mask.

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Speaker 7: I don't think so, God, hope not. No, I don't

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Speaker 7: think that would be his, but the others sound definitely

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Speaker 7: something he would order, unless he's ordered it to work.

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Speaker 7: I could probably call and find out.

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Speaker 4: Right, Okay, what does your work is? Uh, well, not

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Speaker 4: my business.

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Speaker 7: No, No, he's in media, so they do a lot

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Speaker 7: of pranks. Oh god, is this a prank. I've been

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Speaker 7: prank already.

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Speaker 6: You're definitely getting pranked.

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Speaker 3: Case, you're definitely getting branked.

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Speaker 7: Went along for so long.

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Speaker 6: Case, what do you think we would want to use

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Speaker 6: a gimp mask? What do you think this show is?

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Speaker 7: I have no idea, guys that you come up with

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Speaker 7: a lot of crazy stuff. So I just really got

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Speaker 7: a wow.

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Speaker 3: So the gimp mask was fine.

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Speaker 6: It was as soon as we asked where he works,

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Speaker 6: that's when you tweaked.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not out sure. I'm not think you.

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Speaker 3: Can get us a GIF mask. Case, if you really

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Speaker 3: want one, I'll lead that to you guys to have

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Speaker 3: that conversation problem.

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Speaker 2: Gi more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to