1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: Amazing Scenes, Last Sight as the Matildas go through to 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: the final eight in the Women's World Cup, which is 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 2: gonna be this weekend, taking on the winner of tonight's 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 2: big game France or Morocco. The two goals, two amazing goals, 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 2: two brilliant goals means two chances if you to win 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 2: to the next hour on the show on our Golathon 8 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 2: with Ian S Rev Matilda's goal, you win an amazing prize. So, 9 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 2: my good friends at Ian S this morning, Jackie boy. 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 3: Every goal is a Fisher and pikele stainless steel, free 11 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 3: standing dishwasher. 12 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 2: Now, because I read all the emails that come through 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 2: from you guys, I saw that within a couple of 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 2: minutes my phone was getting a lurts were going off. 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 2: Our listeners were wasting no time sending me begging emails 16 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: within minutes of the first goal going in where they 17 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 2: must go on, yay, get my email and email in 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 2: right now, put in a strong case. 19 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 3: So it's not first in best dressed, no, it is 20 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 3: it no. 21 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 4: Late on this morning, We give those away right now. 22 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 2: Though at the weekend I was walking my dog Saturday morning, 23 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 2: and you sometimes get involved in like a pavement war 24 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: with somebody where you want to overtake them, and they 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 2: sense that you're trying to overtake them. They don't want 26 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 2: you think, and they're walking too quickly. They suddenly speed up. 27 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 2: This happens in driving, same on the road, save on 28 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 2: the pavements. I've been that person where you suddenly been 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 2: dawdling for a bit, lost your own thoughts. Suddenly you're 30 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 2: aware of in your wing mirrors, in your mind that 31 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 2: there's someone trying to make an outward move around you. 32 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: When you put a bit of a double pace going on. 33 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 3: It's intimidating, isn't it. And all of a sudden you 34 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 3: speed up because you're like, I don't want to show 35 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 3: you're locked in. 36 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 4: It's the stranger. 37 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're locked into a pavement war. All of this 38 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 2: is happening, by the way, at seven thirty am Saturday morning. 39 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 2: So there's me and a guy ahead of me who's 40 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 2: a couple of paces. He's got those big old sort 41 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 2: of headphones on, so I don't know what he's listening 42 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 2: to a podcast or something. Anyway, I'm trying to approach 43 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 2: with the two dogs and trying to get the dogs 44 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 2: also move as one with me, because I've got a 45 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 2: little one and a big one. I've got a little 46 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 2: yappy dog and then a German shepherd dog. And I 47 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 2: know that if I suddenly go to make an outward 48 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: manove and overtake this guy's dawdling a bit, I need 49 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: them to come with him. 50 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 4: Is they not get caught up in the leads? You 51 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 4: know about if you've got two dogs? Anyway? What helps 52 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 4: me is an orange? 53 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 2: I see it just drops out the tree and hits 54 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 2: this guy who's a couple of beats ahead of me, 55 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 2: on the head. Bounced off his not agin he obviously, 56 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 2: if something hits you on the head, you stopped, don't you? 57 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 4: What's the next thing? You? You actually look up like 58 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 4: where has that come from? 59 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,239 Speaker 2: Obviously above And it was an orange tree that was 60 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 2: hanging over a little kindergarten. 61 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 4: So many ways. We got talking for a couple of 62 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 4: moments about is an orange that has hitting on my head? 63 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 3: Because he probably looked around at you and thought this 64 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 3: guy really was overtaking. 65 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 4: He's brought fruits. It's friendly fire with the orange. 66 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 2: Now I move up to a bloody great pineapple that 67 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:39,679 Speaker 2: a'm launy. So I thought this morning we could find 68 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,919 Speaker 2: out whatever our listener's been hit in the heads by. 69 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 2: So this guy's been hitting Can we do a lot 70 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 2: we did last week with all your stories of things 71 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 2: you've slipped and tripped over As we went through the alphabet, 72 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 2: all the letters of the alphabet, you're giving us a 73 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 2: letter that something had slipped or tripped you over. So 74 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 2: oh for Orange, my pavement war friend over the weekend, Patsy, 75 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 2: what have you been hit in the head by? 76 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 5: For Jackie? Can put m full? Magpie? 77 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 3: Magpie? 78 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 5: I remember going to school as a kid. We had 79 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 5: big gum trees out in the front of our house 80 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 5: and heaps and heats of nests in every spring. 81 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 4: The spring is the sign of spring for me. 82 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 2: Here is when you start to see and hear, because 83 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 2: I think they're one of the few birds that can 84 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 2: mimic human speech. 85 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 4: They're the O G A, I I guess magpie. 86 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, and they remember faces as well, and grudges Yeah, and. 87 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 5: I reckon they can smell the fear. So Mum used 88 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 5: to give. 89 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 2: Us a magpie, isn't They've got a lot of skill sets. 90 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 2: The memory of the face they can talk like us, 91 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 2: and they can smell fear. 92 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 5: But it clear on nearly knocked me off my bike 93 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 5: on the way to the. 94 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 2: Baron Another phrase we need to add to a list 95 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 2: of phrases that need to be looked after and observed. 96 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 5: And it's you know, the of the wings coming up 97 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 5: behind you. 98 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 4: It's not. 99 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 5: Does it make a sound that that meant? 100 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 4: That's what that's not the sound of a magpie would make. 101 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 3: Oh no, there that's a dragon from game peace dragon. 102 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 5: And whack in the back of the nogga and drew blood. 103 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 5: It did it was nasty. 104 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 2: Apparently they only died bomb if they feel threatened by you, 105 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,679 Speaker 2: they don't just do it unprovoked. Yeah, you've been throwing 106 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 2: stones or something. 107 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 5: You feral kids out way looking under the tree their eggs. 108 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 2: Or something in one of those kids, you know her 109 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,559 Speaker 2: animals like young Dama. 110 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:35,799 Speaker 4: All right, So we've got. 111 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 2: Christian school Patsy, Young Dama, oh orange and from the magpie. 112 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 4: What have you got Jackie boy? 113 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,799 Speaker 3: All right? I got when I was a toddler, hidden 114 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 3: the head with a footie kicked by my uncle as 115 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,919 Speaker 3: young jack as legend goes, he's kicking the footy to 116 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,840 Speaker 3: my dad in the front yard of our house, and 117 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 3: I've run out of the house as he's gone to 118 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 3: stab pass it to my dad and as legend goes, 119 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 3: he says, that lifted me off the ground. Lifting me 120 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 3: off the ground, so I was horizontal in the air. 121 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 4: What Wow, you really got wiped out? So what were doing? 122 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 4: S for Sharon? 123 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,040 Speaker 3: You could do s for Sharon, although I'm knowing my family, 124 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 3: we probably had kind of Seah Burlie. 125 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, see for cheap knockoff? All right, what have 126 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 4: you been hitting? The headline Christian Connell's show podcast. 127 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 2: Rowing up the alphabet of things that have hit you 128 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 2: in the head? So away we can add an f 129 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 2: F for foam bullets, Christian, I want to my sister's 130 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 2: house the other day. Got shot in the forehead by 131 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 2: a phone bullet too, s forehead phone bullet from a 132 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 2: NERF gun. 133 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 4: The assassin he was lying in wait for me, my 134 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 4: young nephew. Don't worry. 135 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 2: I got another NERF gun that he had lying around 136 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 2: and got him back. 137 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,159 Speaker 4: I'm so glad that you returned fire. 138 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: There. 139 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 4: What a great auntie pe for possums. 140 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 2: Maybe my friends were camping last summer, heard noises in 141 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 2: the trees and on a sudden bang. 142 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 4: They out for the trees and landed on my head, 143 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 4: two of. 144 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 2: Them, and then ran sprung off from my head to 145 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,919 Speaker 2: go fighting in the distance. That's from Brennan. Thank you 146 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 2: very much, Andrew. Good morning, welcome to the show, Andrew. 147 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,359 Speaker 1: Good morning everyone. How are we? 148 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 4: We're good? Andrew? All right? So what's hit you in 149 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 4: the heads? 150 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: I've got d for dark a dart at Yes, that's correct. 151 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,280 Speaker 4: You turned into a human dart board. What happened? Andrew? 152 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: So my older two sisters were playing darts so wouldn't 153 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: let me play. So I was jumping around in front 154 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: of the board, trying to distract them, of course, and 155 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: one of the darts hit the wire. I bounced out, 156 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,599 Speaker 1: landed smack bang in the top of my head. 157 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 6: Wow. 158 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 2: That is some trick shot, isn't it. Trying doing that 159 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 2: again on demand? 160 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 3: Landed there and stayed there. 161 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: Yes, landed the landed there and stayed there, and then I. 162 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 4: Was right way to ward off magpies exactly. 163 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. I was running around for probably two minutes with 164 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: it stuck in your head, screaming and carrying on, and 165 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: then my mom came out and just ripped it straight 166 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: out the way we went. 167 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,720 Speaker 2: All right, Andrew, thank you very much for calling him. 168 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 2: Have a good day. Let's go to Martin. 169 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 4: Good morning, Martin, morning, guys. 170 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 6: How are you? 171 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. So what can you give us? An 172 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 4: eights of the things that have hit you in the head? 173 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 6: H four hamburger? 174 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 4: Fine, hamburger? What happened? 175 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 6: I bet? Thirty years ago? I was a traffic officer 176 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 6: in the city for Troy and there was a Texi 177 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 6: park from those standing zone. So I saw my motorbike, 178 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 6: started riding the ticket and there's a guy sitting on 179 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 6: the park bench eating his lunch, and halfway through riding 180 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 6: the fine, I did something back of me hitting it 181 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 6: was his hamburger. 182 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 4: Goodbye hamburger. 183 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 3: I understand that you're just doing your job. But when 184 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 3: you see when you've been hit stung by a parking 185 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 3: fine before and you see the parking inspector, you don't 186 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 3: feel good about it. 187 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 4: But you can't throw handbold never. 188 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 3: Throw a hand okay, any food? 189 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 4: So what happened next, Martin? 190 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 6: Well, I had to last laugh. He had no engine, 191 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,239 Speaker 6: had undollar Fye. 192 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 4: All right, Martin, thank you very much. I hate your hamburger. Martin. 193 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 2: Have a good day, Glenn. Morning, Christian Morning, Glenn. So 194 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 2: we go for hate from Hamburger. What do you have 195 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 2: you got for us? 196 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 7: Piece of pie? I got someone at the mcg to 197 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 7: a pie at the back of my head and managed 198 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 7: to go over me, hit me head and skim onto 199 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 7: the ground. And I took it back and I've got 200 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 7: a hot one. 201 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 4: And so was this a rival fan or friendly fire? 202 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 4: What was it? 203 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: Yeah? 204 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know. 205 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 7: Just come over to the back a little. Just see 206 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 7: the pie hit your head and the lead on the 207 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 7: front of me. But I picked it up and I 208 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 7: got it's cold, so I would have got a hot one. 209 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 7: Took it back and got a very hot pie. 210 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: That was beautiful. 211 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,560 Speaker 3: Oh so you took it back to the shop and 212 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 3: said my pie is cold and I have a warm one. 213 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: Yes please. 214 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,720 Speaker 4: So it's a bonus pie basically, that's it. 215 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: But no chips. 216 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, sort of like a T shirt cannon. They 217 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 2: had a pie canon that day at the Chief. Glenn, 218 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 2: Thank you how much you call? 219 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 4: All right? Keep it coming in what letter? Can we 220 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 4: tick off with the thing that's hit you in the head. 221 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.