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Speaker 1: The will And Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're talking to people who shouldn't be alive at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Kicked yourself last week with a guy called Paul de Gelder.

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Speaker 4: Wild story Paul de Gelder's Elders. Yeah, Paul, you shouldn't

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Speaker 4: be alive, my friend.

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 5: Probably for many many reasons, but the main one that

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Speaker 5: sticks out is because I was eaten alive by a

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Speaker 5: ten foot bull shark in Sydney Harbor.

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Speaker 3: Whoa WHOA crazy story. You can get that all on

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Speaker 3: the William Woody Podcast. You would go and head over

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Speaker 3: there right now. Though I need to put a little

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Speaker 3: bit of a content warning on this. The lifeline number

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Speaker 3: is thirteen, eleven, fourteen or one hundred, respect if you

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Speaker 3: need any of those numbers, because you're about to hear

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Speaker 3: I think the probably the best story I've ever certainly

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Speaker 3: the most enthralling, probably the most emotional. We laughed during this,

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Speaker 3: I mean we cried during this, very hard not to.

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Speaker 3: We spoke to a guy called Nick Yaris, who was beautiful,

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Speaker 3: as tragic, as insightful, as wise as you would expect

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Speaker 3: for a man who's been through what he's been through.

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Speaker 2: But he shouldn't be alive.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be alive, Nick tell us.

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Speaker 6: Why other than being shot, stabs, strangled, run over by

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Speaker 6: a car, hanging myself in a prison cell, and a

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Speaker 6: kind of mayhem. I was sentenced to death at the

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Speaker 6: age of twenty one for the rape and murder of

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Speaker 6: a woman I never met in my life. I spent

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Speaker 6: twenty three years on death row in solitary confinement, and

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Speaker 6: I escaped from death row at one point in nineteen

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Speaker 6: eighty five. I was on the FBI's most wanted list

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Speaker 6: for twenty five days until I turned myself back in

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Speaker 6: and he put me on death row. Next it's head

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Speaker 6: Bundy for the next eight months. So me and Ted

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Speaker 6: became acquainted when he spit on me when I played

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Speaker 6: with him and taunted him. So and then I went

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Speaker 6: back to death throw. I got beaten, severely contracted hepatitis C.

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Speaker 6: I was dying of the illness when I asked to

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Speaker 6: be executed, and then the twenty fifth hour they gave

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Speaker 6: me the DNA finally that proved my innocence.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, my god, God, wow.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I've experienced forty seconds like that in

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Speaker 4: my life.

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Speaker 1: Just hearing all of that, it's truth. Ol mighty nick

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Speaker 1: I took it on.

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Speaker 2: What moore that for you.

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Speaker 4: He's got to breathe after hearing that. That is just

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Speaker 4: like it's like getting hit by a train hearing that.

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Speaker 4: But there is so much more.

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Speaker 3: Jennick Jarras podcast is up now. If you want to

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Speaker 3: get the full podcast, you got to get out of

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Speaker 3: your car and you want to keep listening to this. Willamoody,

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Speaker 3: where you get your podcast so you can watch it

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Speaker 3: on YouTube very shortly as well, William Woody. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: right now, just wrap yourars around this is nick Yarrison Willimity.

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Speaker 4: If we can go back to step one here, so

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Speaker 4: you are wrongly you are wrongly accused of ripe and

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Speaker 4: murder of someone you have never met before.

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Speaker 6: Through the folly of the following incidents. So at the

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Speaker 6: age of twenty, I was driving the stolen car. I

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Speaker 6: was a tear away. I wasn't listening to my folks.

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Speaker 6: I was high on drugs. I got pulled over by

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Speaker 6: a policeman who beat the hell out of me. He

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Speaker 6: he lied on me and said that I tried to

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Speaker 6: murder him and all this crazy stuff. So I get

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Speaker 6: thrown into prison, and a guy that was guilty of

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Speaker 6: burglar rising the prosecutor's home said that I confessed to

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Speaker 6: So I went to trial for the first chargers and

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Speaker 6: on me. So then they started seeking the death penalty

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Speaker 6: out of vengeance, and he gave me a three day

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Speaker 6: was struck by light and the day I was sentenced

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Speaker 6: to death and knocked all the power out, whoa, And

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Speaker 6: I swear to god, it's in the newspapers and everything.

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Speaker 6: I was taking upstairs, and I was looking at all

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Speaker 6: The judge couldn't look me in the eye. No one

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Speaker 2: Oh that's horrible, man.

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Speaker 6: If you think that's it's so deep that every member

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Speaker 6: of the jury that sentenced me to death is now dead.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa. Wow. You can't make it up. You can't.

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Speaker 6: You can't make any of this up.

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Speaker 2: So Nikki had twenty two years in prison. What was

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Speaker 2: that like.

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Speaker 6: In solitary confinement?

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Speaker 2: Insolidate A bit of.

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Speaker 6: It was inlid? Yeah, man, twenty three hours a day,

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Speaker 6: twenty four hours a day, all lockdown.

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Speaker 2: How do you deal with that? What is I mean?

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Speaker 3: I've got so many questions around what's the first thing

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Speaker 2: And you think of that time.

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Speaker 6: I found out two things about myself. One, you can't

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Speaker 6: go against your nature. If you're a loving person, nothing

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Speaker 6: will change that. If you're a kind person, you'll be

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Speaker 6: a kind person no matter what. So I read over

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Speaker 6: nine four hundred books before I turned the journal over documentary.

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Speaker 6: Each book that I read to my lawyers, and then

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Speaker 6: I got other prisoners off of death row by doing

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Speaker 6: ill hang on as best as they could. In total,

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Speaker 6: I got three men off the death row and four

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Speaker 6: men out of the gallows themselves. By my efforts. I

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Speaker 6: was the foremost knowledgeable person in DNA. I was penthals

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Speaker 6: with Sir Alec Jeffries from Leicester University, who invented the

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Speaker 2: For twelve years.

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Speaker 6: That man guided me through the process of learning DNA.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I've read all of the world's religions.

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Speaker 6: I can't tell you the name, but I think you

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Speaker 6: guys will be clever enough. If I made an avatar

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Speaker 6: of myself, maybe that person would be now accepting the

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Speaker 6: role to play me in a major motion picture coming soon.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 4: If I were an avatar, I think I've put two

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Speaker 4: and two together at that is okay, Sorry, but I

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Speaker 4: can actually say the likeness looking at your face as well,

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Speaker 7: That is awesome and sorry, right, and I can't say anything,

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Speaker 7: but I just found out and it's amazing that I'm

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Speaker 7: on the cusp of going from an RV that was

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Speaker 7: on and having housing and finally getting from.

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Speaker 6: The devastation that I know. I've been homeless the last

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Speaker 3: I'm just actually speaking of playing you. So you mentioned

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Speaker 3: this before, but Adrian Brody is currently starring as you

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Speaker 3: in this play called The Fear of It, and he's

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Speaker 6: It again and yeah, in next spring he's going to

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Speaker 6: be bringing it to New York City.

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Speaker 3: Now Rdrian is doing it because apparently someone sent him

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Speaker 3: the script and he said, I couldn't get through this

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Speaker 6: A crying yeah, I know. I hung out with him

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Speaker 6: in London. I ain't supposed to say this, but he

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Speaker 6: took no money for playing me for months in London,

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Speaker 6: and he gave me that money.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Wow, this is a gentleman.

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Speaker 6: This is a genteel man. Do you understand. Yeah, you

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Speaker 6: know you don't get paid a lot in the theater anyway,

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Speaker 6: but he said, Nick, I can't take money from your hands,

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 6: I went up on stage and I read a fictitional

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Speaker 6: love letter to the woman that I was married to

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Speaker 6: in prison. I queued up the song hold on to

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Speaker 6: Your Heart by man Man, and I walked off of

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Speaker 6: wanted to fulfilling the hero of my own story, like

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Speaker 6: in the many thousands of books that I read. I

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Speaker 6: hang out afterwards and beat everybody. I went off to

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Speaker 1: Man, Oh, it's beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Nick, so great listening to that back and just reliving

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Speaker 4: his energy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and also the like, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: sure we'll get into this in more parts of this

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Speaker 3: that we want to play out, and if you want

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Speaker 3: to get ahead, get to YouTube Will and Woody or

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Speaker 3: wherever you get your podcasts Will and Woody. But the

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Speaker 3: extraordinary part of it, which he touched on before, is

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Speaker 3: just like where he came from to where he is, Like, right,

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Speaker 3: you had have told him ten years into solitary confinement,

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Speaker 3: and he really goes into this.

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Speaker 2: It really gets very intense.

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Speaker 3: The fact that the best actor in the world would

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Speaker 3: just a human life going through that transition creates something

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Speaker 3: almost recklessness. Like some of the stuff he told us

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Speaker 3: was just like, that's too much information, mate, But he

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Speaker 3: just doesn't care. He's just that my life is so precious.

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Speaker 3: I'm so lucky to be alive and in this position now.

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Speaker 3: I will tell you anything you like.

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Speaker 4: And just to paint the picture, like he had his

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Speaker 1: Around, he was in front of his van where he

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Speaker 4: I don't know where he was in America, but at

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Speaker 4: some point he put the camera down to his body

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Speaker 4: and he was like, I'm sixty four years old, look

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just I loved being around him. He was so contagious.

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Speaker 4: Beauty can't help it. Hold a mirror up to yourself

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Speaker 4: as well. Like, I know a lot of people listening

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Speaker 4: right now, a lot of crap going on your obviously,

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Speaker 4: and like I feel for anyone who's going through some

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Speaker 4: awful stuff, but it's so nice listen to that attitude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that doesn't get worse.

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Speaker 4: Than twenty three in solitary confirmed, and he is still like, well,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to read nine thousand, four hundred books and

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Speaker 4: then become a pen pal with the leading scientist in DNA.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to get myself out of you amazing. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 3: An awesome chat. You've just heard a little bit of it.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, William, what do wherever you get your podcasts

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Speaker 3: or head along to the will to YouTube channel the

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Speaker 3: videos up there and now, yeah, one hundred, respect or

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Speaker 3: thirteen eleven fourteen is the lifeline number if that's triggering

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Speaker 4: Beer darsy no duzy no beer or soft drink based

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Speaker 4: It starts at can one, though ruby can one is

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Speaker 4: Okay, four would get you eight hundred dollars. Let's go

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Speaker 10: Ruby.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're referred.

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Speaker 8: I want to say beer, but but it's a soft drenkh.

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Speaker 11: Well, God has a very weird way of saying what

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Speaker 8: M hm, soft drink again.

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Speaker 9: Very nothing to do with that first one.

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Speaker 2: We all heard it, Ruby, We all heard it. Mate.

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Speaker 2: You can ever? Can you hear it? Stubby Holder? Yes?

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Speaker 4: So again, no money there no money in there again,

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Speaker 4: Let's go to that's clean.

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Speaker 2: It's a real shame. I'm going to give away some cash.

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Speaker 1: You going, Stubby Holder, something that's good, that's good money.

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Speaker 8: Just in my car.

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Speaker 2: A soft drink. Let's give it.

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Speaker 4: They're Chrispy Bees today, Christine.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: I can one?

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Speaker 10: I'm going to say Bee by Christy beer.

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Speaker 2: There we go. That's a Christy, that's a Chrispy beer.

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Speaker 4: That's one hundred dollars for you. You currently have one hundred

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Speaker 1: Christine. You can walk away, or we can go double

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Speaker 2: Let's do the double here, the double, the Passador Blake.

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Speaker 9: I'm going to go beer again.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, Christine, it was a clinical.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry be holder for you as well. Christine, thank you.

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Speaker 2: We're taking any more.

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Speaker 3: There, guys, producers when you always know they don't want

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Speaker 2: At lunchess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think still.

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Speaker 4: Christine almost named my unborn baby after a drug dealer.

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Speaker 1: I'll run you through it. So, so Mini is pregnant.

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Speaker 1: She's thirty weeks pregnant. Now, very very exciting.

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Speaker 4: What are going to name the baby? We're throwing things

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Speaker 4: at each other. And I really liked the name Walter.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Walter Walter.

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Speaker 4: I like it's an old school name. It's coming around

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Speaker 4: my last name is White Law. We White Law, Walter

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Speaker 4: There's a very very popular television show called Breaking Bad.

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Speaker 4: Of course, Now again I'm not a huge fan of

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Speaker 4: And he thought I was joking and he was like,

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Speaker 4: Up on that either, both of us were just like, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Walter Whitelaw, that's that's that's great.

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Speaker 1: But a lot of people would have been like cool

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Speaker 3: And also they wouldn't have had that chat with you

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Speaker 2: And then you walk away and you go those people

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Speaker 3: Yeah, classic behind them anyway, you would have copped a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, very good. I think we should play it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's a joke that's been written in the

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Speaker 1: It's a good joke.

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Speaker 2: It's a good joke. I think does deserve a song hook.

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Speaker 4: Very good could have had that in the bird sweep

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Speaker 4: here he comes Walter White lots.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's why. I mean there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: That's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Like if you know, tell a friend and you're like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you put your child first there.

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Speaker 4: But a lot of the time people don't like a

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Speaker 1: Wine, you've got an example of a name. You don't

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Speaker 9: No, No, I used to work with a fellow. His

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Speaker 9: name was Matthew King. Right now, He's talking about his

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Speaker 9: nah that's just.

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Speaker 1: Good and hold back. Does that happen?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in full Yeah, let's go to here and Tony,

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Speaker 4: you've got a marriage.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I don't think you need to be as careful when

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Speaker 8: missus Rob and Tessa Stickle like testiclest.

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Speaker 8: And my parents were, yeah, parents, did anyone have.

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Speaker 4: I don't think you can marry mister Stickle.

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Speaker 8: No, he was so lovely, you know, even I remember

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Speaker 1: Have be a beautiful man, a gorgeous Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And for her to know that the rest of my

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Speaker 3: must have been, he must have been. Well, let's go

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Speaker 3: to Lord Nell here, Lornelle, you went to you went

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Speaker 9: I did got did I?

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Speaker 12: I went to a school with a girl whose name

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Speaker 4: I missed the missed the first name there. Surname is

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Speaker 10: Crystal?

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Speaker 1: Crystal Dick? Is there a game laughing at the surname there?

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Speaker 13: Nothing wrong with Crystal, nothing to do with.

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Speaker 1: You can't do anything surnames Dick. Just like that's just

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Speaker 2: So many grenades there, I think they've done really well.

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Speaker 1: Exactly half the names are gone Christian not just now and.

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Speaker 3: Not get the phone to goop loll across, love the

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Speaker 3: Dicky bang, get it on. It's not even clever mate,

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Speaker 2: That's not a bit.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to.

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Speaker 3: Dicks that are listening surnamed dick, Yeah, shout out, because

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Speaker 1: Tricky friends with a family of dicks.

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Speaker 4: There were four boys before the four dicks, and a

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Speaker 4: Caden Carden, you've got to work related one.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. I was actually in the Defense Force for a

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Speaker 10: And we had a bloke from his last name was Stained,

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Speaker 3: That was the most embarrassing food delivery you ever had,

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Speaker 3: most embarrassing fart over there, woods.

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Speaker 2: Straight for.

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Speaker 3: I was cleaning the disk, mate, thirteen one six y five,

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Speaker 2: But that's last you've been on the door. Well terrifying,

447
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Speaker 2: it was still very good.

448
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Speaker 1: You have that old bloody breakfast for your child as well.

449
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Speaker 1: Tick tick.

450
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Speaker 3: So look, it can go a number of different ways.

451
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Speaker 3: It can be a very awkward process. I think probably

452
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Speaker 3: up the top. There is just how lazy people can be.

453
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Speaker 3: And there's actually any door dasher who's gone viral on

454
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Speaker 3: tik Tak tik.

455
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Speaker 4: Takactre trying to take down TikTok really.

456
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Speaker 3: Sounding like a boomer now because I reckon that gets

457
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Speaker 3: tik taks back in there.

458
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Speaker 4: Everyone's forgetting about the tiktak is a mint option, tiktak

459
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Speaker 4: on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: I just think that surprise, surprise, a minico, but it's

461
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Speaker 3: by the by woods. Because this this guy, this Aussie

462
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Speaker 3: door dasher, he's on, he's on Tiktak, TikTok, whatever he's on.

463
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Speaker 3: He's posted this video of him with the McDonald's delivery

464
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Speaker 3: bag that he's picked up for somebody Sunday morning.

465
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Speaker 2: So you know, already looking a bit sus and.

466
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Speaker 3: Then he says, egregious misuse of the door dash product.

467
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Speaker 3: I just got mad ten dollars and twenty six cents

468
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Speaker 3: to walk eighty meters. So he's out in front of

469
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Speaker 3: the macas. He then spins the camera to show the

470
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Speaker 3: house he's going to and then back to the macers.

471
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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

472
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Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean a lot of people are saying

473
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Speaker 2: he's lazy.

474
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Speaker 3: A lot of people say, you know, you never know

475
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Speaker 3: what someone's going through, but ah, yeah, okay, sure, we

476
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Speaker 3: know they might be anxious.

477
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Speaker 2: You know, they might be a doomsday prepper. Who knows.

478
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Speaker 4: I prefer to take it to a fun space. That's

479
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Speaker 4: just someone weikedly hungover, yeah, in bed, because it's not

480
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Speaker 4: so much the walk. I think it's the I've got

481
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Speaker 4: to put clothes off.

482
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Speaker 1: It, you know what I mean.

483
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Speaker 3: It's like you've got a guy's going to deliver it,

484
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Speaker 3: and at that moment, that's the best ten dollars you've

485
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Speaker 3: ever spent. You know, Like, sometime, isn't it funny? How

486
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Speaker 3: like the delivery fee can either be like, oh that's ridiculous,

487
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Speaker 3: I go and pick it up. If you've a healthy

488
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Speaker 3: state of mind, sure versus five dollars I'll pay that

489
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Speaker 3: any day of the week, right now.

490
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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best five dollars exactly when it comes

492
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Speaker 4: down to it, like do I want to pay five

493
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Speaker 4: dollars or put clothes on?

494
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Speaker 1: Putting clothes on is effort. Yeah, you might have to

495
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Speaker 1: rinse your face.

496
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you don't get out of bed for

497
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Speaker 3: at least one hundred dollars a day would So I'm

498
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Speaker 3: just going to throw this out.

499
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Speaker 1: I will not do any gigs for one hundred dollars

500
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Speaker 1: on record. At least three figures.

501
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Speaker 2: Just went through the room.

502
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Speaker 1: My god, well selling me man.

503
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Speaker 4: A friend of mine had a horrific example of an

504
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Speaker 4: embarrassing delivery.

505
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Speaker 1: So she was at her boss's work party.

506
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Speaker 4: The boss was putting on a party, right stinking party,

507
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Speaker 4: and the chat pretty early on was how early can.

508
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Speaker 1: You do a ghosty from this crap party? Right? She

509
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Speaker 1: thinks she pulls off a ripper ghosty.

510
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Speaker 4: She leaves real early, right, like forty minutes in, she's gone.

511
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Speaker 4: On the way home, she goes to order Uber eats.

512
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Speaker 4: She's like, how good is this? I've got away, like

513
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Speaker 4: very early, I'll order my Uber eats. Unfortunately, she set

514
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Speaker 4: the delivery address to the boss's house.

515
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Speaker 2: She was waiting for a great embarrassing food delivery story.

516
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Speaker 4: So the Uber Eat struve had to walk through the

517
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Speaker 4: party saying Uber Eats for Sarah. Everyone knew that you'd left.

518
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Speaker 2: Oh that is great. We'll take that kill if you're

519
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Speaker 2: listening Sarah.

520
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Speaker 3: Also, I know she didn't want it on air, but Joe,

521
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Speaker 3: you had a story in the meeting, and I feel

522
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Speaker 3: like you need to be thrown under the.

523
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Speaker 2: Bus for it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

525
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Speaker 12: I ordered dinner on the weekend and then I went

526
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Speaker 12: to the door to grab it and the delivery driver

527
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Speaker 12: like mumbled something and I just grabbed the food and

528
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Speaker 12: was like sorry, and he said, this is my first delivery.

529
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Speaker 12: I just arrived in Australia and I was just holding

530
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Speaker 12: the food and just said welcome.

531
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Speaker 3: Wow, that's not what you said in the meeting. You

532
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Speaker 3: said where full get out and then you closed.

533
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Speaker 2: The door and waved in Australian flag. I'm pretty sure

534
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Speaker 2: that's what you said. All right, let's take those calls

535
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Speaker 2: out there thirteen.

536
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Speaker 1: As well. Six five was up very early this.

537
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Speaker 2: Food delivery stories. Got Mel who's called in? Mel?

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Speaker 13: Hey, how are you?

539
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Good mate, I've got an embarrassing uber et story.

540
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Speaker 6: Oh, I went to my friend's house to visit her

541
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Speaker 6: and I rocked up at like twelve.

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Speaker 12: Pm and there was an uber order sitting out the

543
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Speaker 12: front and I went in and she's like.

544
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Speaker 8: Oh, I fell back asleep.

545
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 4: And in the bag was a small coat and a

546
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Speaker 4: harsh brown which costs like fifteen dollars to get delivered.

547
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Speaker 6: It was ridiculous.

548
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Speaker 4: And McDonald is at the end of her street.

549
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Speaker 3: Well, this is I mean, Melanie've raised a great point,

550
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Speaker 3: because there's going to be I think that is also

551
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Speaker 3: a moment where you need to start questioning your life decisions.

552
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Speaker 3: Is when the delivery fee is equating to sure the

553
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Speaker 3: actual order.

554
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then that's.

555
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Speaker 3: Yeah, as we were saying before, the reason we're talking

556
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 3: about this is this DoorDash driver who walked eighty meters

557
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Speaker 3: to deliver McDonald's to somebody and it was a ten

558
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Speaker 3: dollars twenty six delivery fee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

560
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Speaker 1: That starts getting interesting, doesn't it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, our producer AB's, she's pretty well known for

562
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Speaker 4: regularly ordering one cookie on Uber barrets and effectively, I mean,

563
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 4: you let you tell Australia, So how much does one

564
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 4: cookie end up costing you.

565
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Speaker 12: I didn't think it was that bad until I told

566
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Speaker 12: you guys, but it was fifteen dollars.

567
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Speaker 1: For a cookie. Fifteen bucks for a cookie. It's really good.

568
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Speaker 12: And I did it like at one point, like three

569
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Speaker 12: times in one like a week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's standing. That's the other thing.

571
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Speaker 4: When you're going from the same restaurants, what can be

572
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Speaker 4: very embarrassing. And I remember this from a very early

573
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Speaker 4: dating my now wife min. We once ordered a lead

574
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Speaker 4: of ice cream. Oh yeah, you used to do that

575
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 4: leader of ice curR. And then like two hours later

576
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 4: it's like ice cream and you go, could we go again?

577
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 2: And then.

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Speaker 1: And then we'd oft and go like, I haven't seen

579
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Speaker 1: you before. What are you talking about?

580
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Speaker 2: You might have the wrong place mate, but we will

581
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Speaker 2: take that. Jessica. Jessica, were talking embarrassing food delivery stories.

582
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Speaker 13: Yes, I mean pretty much the same story you mentioned.

583
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Speaker 8: I lived on top of a McDonald's and got it delivered.

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Speaker 4: Okay, suggest what do you is it that you don't

585
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 4: want to get dressed?

586
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Speaker 10: Jess pretty much, and on a Sunday that's the last

587
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Speaker 10: thing you want to do. And for me, it was

588
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Speaker 10: a free delivery fee, so I'm paying you know, free delivery.

589
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Speaker 2: You're laughing, free free delivery. I mean you still get

590
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Speaker 2: the judgment and ordered if you.

591
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Speaker 3: Were living in the McDonald's, it's free delivery, that's breakfast

592
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Speaker 3: in bed.

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Speaker 4: I disagree because you get the judgment of the delivery

594
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 4: guy who's just some stairs. Was there was their judgment

595
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Speaker 4: from the delivery person, Jess.

596
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 13: There was always judgment, and they could never find our

597
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 13: house because they were like.

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Speaker 3: There's no way, there's no way I deliver this.

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Speaker 2: There's just no way that the person upstairs has ordered this.

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Speaker 2: I got on your jest. You have a willing woody mug?

601
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: Are we STI running with will and woody mugs?

602
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: Stubby?

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Speaker 6: Hold?

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Speaker 2: I can you hear it here? It's around throw them

605
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Speaker 2: out there.

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Speaker 3: Delivery fee on that one though, Tommy six five.

607
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: We're talking embarrassing food delivery stories. Tommy.

608
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

609
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Speaker 13: So basically I had ordered pizza from one of the

610
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Speaker 13: food delivery services and then the driver work. He actually

611
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 13: drove out of the shop and he pucked up on

612
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Speaker 13: the street, but he wasn't moving for about five minutes

613
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Speaker 13: or so. I took it, so I took a screen show.

614
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 13: I'm like, just in case, and then he actually ended

615
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 13: up canceling the order. So I said, you know.

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Speaker 2: What stuff this?

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Speaker 13: I drove to the actual street. Here he is, this

618
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 13: bloke just enjoying his pizza.

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Speaker 2: Wow, did you say something, Tommy?

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Speaker 9: Oh, believe me, I said a lot of things.

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Speaker 13: I was actually recording him. I made him send me

622
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Speaker 13: the money for the actual food, and I took the

623
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Speaker 13: food off him.

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Speaker 2: But you took the half eaten pizza out of his hands.

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00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 13: Half eaten pizza, a fruit on the floor, and I said,

626
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Speaker 13: send me my money, and he did and I got reimbursed.

627
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Speaker 3: So Tommy, Tommy is here a little bit of respect

628
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Speaker 3: because I've had this situation before. It's very very rare,

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Speaker 3: I think in the ten or fifteen years that I've

630
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Speaker 3: been using a food to the reserves, it's very very

631
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Speaker 3: rare that you have the moment when the driver disappears.

632
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Speaker 2: And then so they must have I've always found this fascinating.

633
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Speaker 3: They must have the moment where they pick up the

634
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Speaker 3: food because of on the bag stapled where they're either

635
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: so starving or it smells so good that they are

636
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 3: like willing to fall on their sword, like this is

637
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Speaker 3: my Swan song. This burger is that good that I'm

638
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: happy to this is my career ender. This is a

639
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: career ending burger for me.

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Speaker 4: And you've got to be sure that that's the best

641
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 4: meal you're going to get that night. I imagine every meal

642
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 4: they get that night, they're going like, is this this

643
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 4: is the night? Maybe one more the night ultimate gamble

644
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 4: where you go, I think I'm going to get a

645
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 4: better meal, yes, and then fine.

646
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Speaker 2: And then you're like, that's that's a meal for me.

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Speaker 2: So Tommy, it was there respect for you? Like were

648
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Speaker 2: you like you know what, man?

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Speaker 13: I respect that, or to be honest, it was breakfast

650
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Speaker 13: time older the Lebanese pizza.

651
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Speaker 2: This really does feel like Jump changed this segment. But

652
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Speaker 2: I've been put up to this.

653
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Speaker 1: It's a good bit. It's a good bit.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, we don't know.

655
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Speaker 3: But look, I spent a lot of time on Reddit

656
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 3: too much.

657
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Speaker 2: I'm not on any social media apart from.

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Speaker 4: Redditing up for it with your deaths growing on Reddit, moke, Well.

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Speaker 1: You went to the bathroom of the day. Don't make

660
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Speaker 1: me defend Reddit.

661
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: But it is the best thing. It's unbelievable. It's the

662
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: front page of the Internet. You know, you can.

663
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 3: Curate your feed and you're just going to get things

664
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Speaker 3: on there that you're not going to get anywhere else.

665
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 3: I love the fact that it's you know, I think

666
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Speaker 3: you either use chat GPT to solve your problems.

667
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Speaker 2: Or you use Reddit. Use humans. I'm a human woods

668
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Speaker 2: So anyway.

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Speaker 3: Look, this is a bit, so basically the team have

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Speaker 3: put me up to.

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Speaker 2: It's actually not a paid bit, which is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure not what those sales guys are doing,

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Speaker 3: but this could be because I love Reddit, and right now,

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to go that this bit will just

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Speaker 3: be me presenting to you the most interesting things I

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Speaker 3: found on Reddit this week.

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Speaker 4: Right and I'm going to be very honest with you

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Speaker 4: because I feel like I'm representing the audience here as well.

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Speaker 1: Let's not let's not bore anyone.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think the only way through this is the

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Speaker 3: producers of Designer that you can you will have a

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Speaker 3: buzzer effected.

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Speaker 6: I have it.

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Speaker 3: I have a Buzzer's great, and that will move me on. Okay, good,

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Speaker 3: So I'll just bring up what the title of the

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Speaker 3: reddit thread the subreddit is.

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Speaker 2: I need to get technical with you.

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Speaker 3: You can move me on if you don't want to

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Speaker 3: hear it. My favorite rock folk singer father John Misty.

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Speaker 3: Would you like to hear about the IQ catalog from

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Speaker 3: the nineteen seventies why Parisians in their thirties are leaving

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Speaker 3: the capital?

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Speaker 1: My god, man, you actually enjoy this.

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Speaker 2: This is a good year.

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Speaker 3: This is I told you this could go nowhere. What's

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Speaker 3: a secret you'll take to the grave? But would anonymously tell?

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Speaker 2: On Reddit?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Interested? Interested? Do we have any what's top comment?

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Speaker 2: Top comment? Yeah? I never actually graduated culinary school. I was.

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Speaker 1: My god, I mean, wayter you build us up?

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Speaker 2: I know there there were some good ones there, but.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. You want it lost me? You don't

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Speaker 1: want to know you lost me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this one you will like.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is from one of my favorite subrid It's

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Speaker 3: called Today I Learned or til. When Steven Sigall hosted

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Speaker 3: SNL in nineteen ninety one, you've claimed he'd never heard.

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Speaker 2: Of the show before.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant Love Then and then they had a whole bunch

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Speaker 3: of sketches of him fighting people, but he refused to

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Speaker 3: be beaten up, even for the comedic purposes, and instead

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Speaker 3: he wrote his own skit where he beat up a

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Speaker 3: bunch of his own stunt men that he brought on

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Speaker 3: the show just for that book.

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Speaker 1: Can we watch that?

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Speaker 2: Where?

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Speaker 1: Can we watch that?

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Speaker 2: You watch them? And then this is I picked this

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Speaker 2: up in the comments.

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Speaker 3: I thought you like this one when Nick Cage was

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Speaker 3: about to host SNL. So it's well known as like

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Speaker 3: the worst SNL in history. Apparently the Stephen sigal won

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Speaker 3: great and this is confirmed. When Nick Cage was about

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Speaker 3: to host SNL, he went to Laurne Michael's.

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Speaker 2: He was really nervous about letting everyone down.

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Speaker 3: He's like, it's gonna be the He said to him,

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Speaker 3: it's going to be the worst SNL ever, and Lawn

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Speaker 3: turns to him and goes, no, that would be Steven Segal.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. So that's good redditing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, well, I mean he's got a

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Speaker 2: bing so yeah.

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Speaker 1: Good dug a bit anything else I got hages.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna keep going so or you can tell

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Speaker 2: me to stop if you like.

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Speaker 4: And I'm interested because the Stephen Sigarwan's got me going. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I almost wrapped you up at Parisians leaving powers at

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Speaker 4: the age.

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Speaker 2: Of maille If I don't care, all right, Okay, here

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 3: So Apparently there was something called the Final Experiment in

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty four, which was an Antarctica exhibition expedition. I

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Speaker 3: should say, we're flat you.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it got better.

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Speaker 3: I want to talk you about the worst realization you

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Speaker 3: can possibly have, because it's very cold and wintery and

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Speaker 3: lots of parts of the country at the moment awful.

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Speaker 2: And last night I got into bed.

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Speaker 3: It was raining, it was at least zero, and oh no,

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Speaker 3: the clothes are outside. No no, no, no, feel well,

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Speaker 3: actually marginally less significant than that.

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Speaker 2: I just realized that I'd left the outside light on.

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Speaker 2: I just feel like, but when you get down, you know,

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Speaker 2: when you're in bed, you're kind of like you're like, yeah, exactly, exactly,

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Speaker 2: leave it on. You've done everything.

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Speaker 1: You're like, pray that it runs, the bulb runs out.

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Speaker 1: Just go like right it out.

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Speaker 2: And then Sam said to me, if you leave it on,

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Speaker 2: the dog's going to get up.

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Speaker 3: And then it's just it's just it's just there's nothing

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Speaker 3: worse be getting into bed on a wintery night and

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Speaker 3: realizing you've left anything on or anything open, or just

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Speaker 3: it's just it's a shocking feeling. And so I tried

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Speaker 3: to contextualize it for myself.

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Speaker 2: I said, look, look.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean after I've got out of bed, and

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Speaker 3: I was winging to some She was like, contextualize it,

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Speaker 3: like she said to me, there are way worse realizations

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Speaker 3: to have, And I was like, I started thinking about this.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to get your thoughts on what this said.

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Speaker 3: And I suppose they didn't want to six to five

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Speaker 3: if you want to dip in as well. But the

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Speaker 3: one that really struck me, which made me feel a

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Speaker 3: lot better about the situation, was realizing I'd left the

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Speaker 3: light on was not as bad as realizing that I

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Speaker 3: hadn't put my lunch order in when I.

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Speaker 2: Went to school.

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Speaker 1: Oh the worst.

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Speaker 3: Your parents had queued you up with a paper bag

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Speaker 3: and two dollars fifty to get your pie and your

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Speaker 3: chocolate big game, which is, by the way, was the

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Speaker 3: best thing in the world.

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Speaker 1: At the time and only on Friday teacher.

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Speaker 3: When the teacher turns around and says can who wants

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Speaker 3: to get the lunch orders, blood drains from your face

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Speaker 3: and you go, oh god, I've left my lunch money

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Speaker 3: in my bag.

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Speaker 1: And you have that moment you're like, oh, maybe I didn't,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I didn't.

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Speaker 4: You go to your bag and there it is, there's

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Speaker 4: the two dollars fifty sitting in there. And then the

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Speaker 4: worst bit is obviously you're starving, so you're like, well,

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to get through the day.

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Speaker 1: I might die here today.

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Speaker 4: But so then obviously the teacher then makes an announcement

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Speaker 4: and goes, okay, everyone, what he forgot to put his

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Speaker 4: lunch order in again? Everyone, They look at you with

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Speaker 4: cures like just dagg, It's like you animal, like I

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Speaker 4: have split my pie now. Sometimes though, interestingly, when you

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Speaker 4: forget your lunch or.

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Speaker 1: Two halves of a sausage roll, a little bit of

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Speaker 1: meat pie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've got a little cup of strawberry big

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Speaker 4: but yeah, shocking realization for me that I'm going to

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Speaker 4: take it back to the bed if I could.

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Speaker 1: The worst realization for me.

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Speaker 4: Is, you know when you're like you're having a bit

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Speaker 4: of a late night and you're up, maybe either you're

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Speaker 4: out or you're watching TV, and you're like finishing off

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Speaker 4: your movie and like you're doing that thing the couch

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Speaker 4: where you're like you're you're falling asleep. You're like, oh

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Speaker 4: my god, I've almost fallen asleep on the couch. But

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go for the stumble to my bed,

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Speaker 4: and you do that dark stumbled you're cold and you

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Speaker 4: kind of like hunched over and.

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Speaker 1: I just to make it, just to make it.

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00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 4: And you get into your bedroom and you remember that

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Speaker 4: you stripped the sheets on your bed earlier.

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Speaker 2: That is a shocking realized. That's a bad realized, and.

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Speaker 1: Your wife's against the idea. Just let's just go.

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Speaker 4: Let's just I can't do that.

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Speaker 2: Animal.

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Speaker 3: Or even if you've been away for a while and

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Speaker 3: you come home and you realize that bed sheets, bed

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Speaker 3: sheets in general, sheets are real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one, actually leaving it, just leaving.

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Speaker 3: The home in general, and realizing something can be really bad.

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Speaker 3: Like you know, when you leave the home and you're like,

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Speaker 3: even if you haven't left, just you've made it to

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Speaker 3: the car out the front and that's really annoying.

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00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: Thought enters your head where itich is do you lock

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Speaker 2: the front door?

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Speaker 3: I hate that feeling that, yeah, there's nothing I've never

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Speaker 3: not gone back.

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Speaker 2: The tour is locked.

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Speaker 1: When you're me because this is bad.

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Speaker 4: I have the barbecue on for twenty four hours, for

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Speaker 4: twenty four hours, barbecue on twenty four hours.

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Speaker 1: Because obviously you know I barbecue, Adam, every.

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Speaker 2: Man you've got you've got a plumb to barbecue.

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Speaker 1: When and I was like, well, I mean that's convenient already.

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Speaker 2: That's a great one. That's a very good one.

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Speaker 6: One.

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Speaker 3: Which have been a bad one, but a good one.

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Speaker 3: You could have blown up your house, could have blown

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Speaker 3: up me fan exactly right. And that's why I have

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Speaker 3: a neighbor's style death by sausage. That's why it stays

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Speaker 3: between us obviously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no worries and the rest of Australia right now.

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Speaker 3: Taking to school, just a few I'll throw out there

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Speaker 3: when you thought it was jeans for Jean's Day, but

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Speaker 3: it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: The only kid in school rolling around in your.

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Speaker 1: Levies sucking awful.

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Speaker 2: Has a really really shocking moment.

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Speaker 4: Clothes day when you're not in casual clothes, so you

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Speaker 4: like you're untacking your shirt a little bit.

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Speaker 2: You're like, I mean another one for me. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This is traumatizing for a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: But when you used to school swimming and you realize

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Speaker 3: that you'd forgotten a fresh pair of underwear, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was a shocking What did you go for that?

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Speaker 1: Did you go command? Did you.

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Speaker 4: I wet speed out it myself, so I just spent

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Speaker 4: the rest of my day.

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Speaker 1: If you pissed your pants.

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Speaker 2: That is bad. That is very bad.

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Speaker 3: They are bad realizations I did. I felt very good

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Speaker 3: last night, though, and I got into bed because I

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Speaker 3: realized the worst realization. I didn't have this realization, but

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Speaker 3: a friend of mine had this realization in Thailand. He

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Speaker 3: thought he picked up a beautiful, thy lady, got back

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Speaker 3: to his hotel room and realized it was a boy

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Speaker 3: that was.

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Speaker 2: Tough for him. Tough moment.

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Speaker 1: What did you I think? I everyone heard your keyboard

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Speaker 1: into there.

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Speaker 2: You managed to get that out without infringing. Very good

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Speaker 2: and