WEBVTT - Crossing The Road 🚸& Other Normal Things We Find Embarrassing 😖 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:04.440 Flex and Frooms, Flex and Frooms. This is the Flex 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:10.440 and Frooms catch Up podcast. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:16.319 It is Friday as someone who is really cemented in 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.079 her tgif era, happy to be here, happy to be 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:19.799 not here? 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:20.720 Am I right? 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:24.080 I'm sure some people listening will relate to this experience. 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.880 It is making friends and scaring people. How to make 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:31.440 friends who influence and scare people? On Facebook Marketplace Akay, 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.360 the best app on Earth. Let's get to it. This 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:36.919 is Flex and Frooms on KAITA. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:40.400 Question of the day. Would you let your uber go 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.400 into a car wash after the trip has been started? 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:46.240 Yes? Or no? Can we get a raise of hands? 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.480 Oh? 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.400 And see people think that I am the mean one 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:51.000 at this show. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.160 Karen is the term. 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:54.319 No, they don't think I'm a Karen. They think I'm 0:00:54.320 --> 0:01:00.400 a bitch. However, I think being a Karen's worse. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.000 Than the long term. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:01.840 For sure, bitch. 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.360 In the short term. It's situational. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.760 However, It's something that I did do on It was 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:10.319 a pleasant Wednesday morning. I was coming from Melbourne to Sydney. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:15.360 I got into my Uber and almost immediately the uber 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.880 driver says to me, picking you up in this ride 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.600 is both a good luck charm and a bad luck 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:22.479 charm and as. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:23.920 A spooky girl. I said, we'll talk to me, bro, 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:24.800 what's going on? 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.640 And I'm trying to do this thing where I'm like 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:30.880 present in situations with strangers who aren't my people. So 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.400 he says picking me up in this ride was both 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.200 good luck and bad luck. I said, talk to me, king, 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.039 what's going on. He said, well, it's good luck. It's 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:40.600 going to be a long ride. I'm talking about ninety 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:45.240 bucks everyone no chip, not in this country. But then 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.440 he said it's bad luck because for about thirty five minutes, 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.160 I was waiting in line at the car wash and 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.080 I had to choose between picking you up or letting 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:54.800 you go because I was next in line. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:56.600 I said, so what did you end up doing. He's liked, well, 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:58.040 look at the look at the windscreen. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.240 It's dirty. I picked you up in stay and I said, oh, 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:03.760 that's a shame. I'm sorry. He's like, well, you know, 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.560 I said huh. He's like, well, you're not scared of 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:10.080 car washes, are you? The way he framed that, the 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:11.560 way he friended that. I said, no, I'm not scared 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.080 of a car wash. He's like, well, we could just 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.640 drive past the car wash and see if it's empty. 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.120 And I was like, you really want a clean car, 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:19.480 don't you. He's like, yeah, my car's dirty. I don't 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.040 like the way it looks like. I think it affects 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.120 the way that I drive, Like I'm trying to provide 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.040 a really good service. And I'm like, look, we can 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.480 drive past the car wash and if nobody's there, we 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.000 can go into the car wash. She's like, you sure 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.600 don't do that, king, don't ask me quite. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:32.960 Let's go. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:35.920 So we're driving, driving, driving. He's looking at me in 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.560 the rear view trying to do jokes. It's gone too 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.600 far now. I'm thinking that I consent to you kidnapping me, 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.440 because it feels like that currently it feels like I've 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.040 said yes. 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.560 While that's tapping the uber dash, She's like, out of 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:51.600 bound bounds? Will wi will out of the zone. 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.640 Out of the zone, please turn around, And he's liked, 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:54.320 don't worry about that. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.160 I don't worry. Like, okay, cool. 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.760 Anyway, we get to the car wash. He does a 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:03.440 loop loop and thankfully for him and I'm the car 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:04.600 wash is available to use. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:05.680 I thought it'd be. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.440 Just one of those chill go in get your car 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.160 washed whatever. It's now a manual and automatic. So someone's 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.480 doing like a pre wash, a manual pre wash. We're 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.280 going in it's automatic. They're like, oh, do you want 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.440 to do an upsell and get your car wax? 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:19.320 He's looking back at me. I'm looking at him. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:23.720 I said, King, we've now added fifteen to the trip. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:24.640 Fifteen. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.960 He's like, you know what I'll do. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.200 I won't go through the tunnel on the way, and 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.120 I'm like, we need the tunnel for speed, okay, And 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.920 so the whole trip he begins to talk about how 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.000 He's like, I think you're my good luck charm. I 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:43.560 said enough, And that's how you bamboozle from inside the car, 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.040 because had he not a reverse psychology made and be 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:46.840 like you're not scared? 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:49.920 Are you? He knew he was talking to He knew 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.080 I wouldn't back down from it. Are you scared? 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.400 And also I think he was aware that the discomfort 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.080 of saying no and having him complain the whole ride 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.680 was far worse and just being like, let's go to 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:01.280 the car wash. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:03.000 Carl was nice. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:08.280 So I get it, Tesla, no bam, no comment. Okay, 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:12.600 you don't want to out him yeah, no, you don't 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.160 even try and find him. That's my king. 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.400 Did you give him a five star? No? 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.080 I didn't. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.600 I think I dull don't know. I think I've done enough. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:24.560 I really think I've cranked it and pushed it. And 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.240 that's the issue of being someone who's trying to be 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:31.160 a better person. Where are my boundaries? I said, you 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.440 know what, let's just do it, because I thought to myself, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.640 I'm actually quite indifferent. I wasn't in a really because 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.640 because they're waiting for you in Caita. But honestly, I 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.760 was like, I'm indifferent personally. I don't like the feeling 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.960 of being rushed. I don't want to be in a 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.760 forty five fifty minute car ride with someone who's pissed off, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.000 like whatever, do what you need to do. I'm like, 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.800 this is more embarrassing for you than it is for me. 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:54.440 And it made a funny story. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.520 And yet if a tree falls and forced and no 0:04:56.520 --> 0:05:02.479 one's out a seed, it didn't fall. Pop Culture you 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.520 missed with Flex. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.160 And froomes on. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:10.000 We don't talk about Kanye West very much on this show, 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:14.440 but we did talk I think when he married Biancher Sinsori, 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.800 who was an Australian woman. Whenever I see articles about them, 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:22.200 it's like married in inverted commas, because they don't actually 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.200 know if they're married. But the other day I was 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.279 on a website and I saw a photo of them 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:31.440 out together and she is wearing the most wildest outfit 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.440 where she's like wearing a sock over her head and 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.240 a big black like it's avant garde, I guess, but 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.640 they're like out at the playground. And I think people 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:44.480 always seem to like put photos of Kanye's outfits thinking 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:48.080 that they're wild. They have since like the early Kim days. 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.279 And I was reading these conspiracy theories and apparently it's 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.560 because I mean, is it a conspiracy theory? I think 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:54.280 a friend told me. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:56.719 So, you weren't reading. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.320 I was talking at this point, is pure And they 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.480 were saying that apparently these kind of like disguises started 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.760 happening because people were saying that she looks like Pete. 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:13.360 Davidson so literally so, and that he's concealing her face. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:17.039 Yeah, but surely that's not No, I don't think so. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.280 And also I'm not very moved by these outlandish outfits 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.479 because it feels like Kanye is doing rinse and repeat, 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.280 like he did this with Kim he did this with 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.480 Julia Fox, He's doing this with bi Ancher. It feels 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.480 like a very like low hanging fruit. I think he knows. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:35.360 Right. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:35.600 I know. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:36.039 It's in the. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:40.120 Sense that, like Kanye, say what you want about him 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:44.080 attention like grabber, he really wants the attention by any 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.680 means necessary, And at one point it was due to 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:49.279 his creative prowess. But I think he got to a 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:50.880 certain point where he felt as though he was at 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.800 his peak and he wasn't being regarded as such. You know, 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.680 that kind of friction between thinking you're the best and 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.200 not being validated as such, or not loving your work 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.760 and people loving it, or the kind of like Kanye 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:06.200 is the goat, coming ten years after the album dropped, 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.080 and so I feel like now he's in this, Like 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.680 he says that he really loves Edward Bennet's the godfather 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.440 of pr and stunts and all of these things for 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.080 how he was able to turn the everyday mundane into 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:21.600 a performance and this art of drawing attention at any 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.520 time when you want it and not when as opposed 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.400 to being at the helm of when someone's going to 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.320 grant you this attention. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.440 I thought that he didn't want the attention, am I 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.560 just like blind? Has he got anything to write right now? Well? 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.760 I think that's the thing. Like I think he wants 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:37.440 the attention. 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.080 I think he's just having a play at how he 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.600 gets it and seeing how nonsensical and how little effort 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:47.560 he has to put in to get more than the 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.200 attention that he got when he was breaking his back. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.640 I think he's constantly making a mockery of celebrity in 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:59.360 a way that I think he's kind of not He's 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.840 not coming unscathed. Like while he's making his mockery, he's 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:03.920 been made of mockery of. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.520 But maybe he's thinking I always have even when I'm amazing. Yeah, 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.040 maybe it's that I was listening the other day to 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.600 Poop Did this goop? 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.160 Did he woop woop this groop dee poop? 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.119 Now that was genius, Let's be real. Because he didn't 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.800 want Is it that he didn't want Drake to use 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.280 the be obsessed? 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.120 I mean, he's a hilarious king Hettie obsessed. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.280 I am currently in the middle of decking out an 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:33.160 entire apartment top to tail from Facebook Marketplace. I pride 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.680 myself on having an amazing skill of finding the best 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:40.320 bargains and the best designer weares. A few years ago, 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.760 I bought a couch. Not a few years No, no, 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.920 I'm going through the disco. A couple of years ago. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.679 Bought a premium four thousand dollars leather couch for four 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:53.280 hundred dollars. Okay, big thick boy, always get a compoint 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.440 when they come in. Secondly, bought a custom made day 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.960 bed with full storage, sweet and a beautiful comfy top 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:00.960 one hundred bucks. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:01.440 Amazing. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.640 Bought an incredible sideboard that gets a comment every time. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:07.599 Would be worth two thousand dollars four hundred bucks. N 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.640 been in every house I've been in side tables, chrome glass, 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.240 one hundred bucks. Like anything you can think of in 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.120 my house that is cool is secondhand, which we love 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.400 for multiple reasons. But I'm currently in the process of 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:21.440 selling off some. 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.920 Oh how are you selling them off? 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.480 You letting people come to your abode, because that's what 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.520 gets me about selling these days, I can't do that. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.040 It's had one too many run ins and not run 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.880 into when they get there, run ins when they leave. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.480 When I talk about that uber who was like I 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.520 won't to tell anyone where you live. Oh, can't be trusted. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.400 The person in the adult store saying, what's your name? 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.559 Give me your full name? 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.080 Girl's Sindy. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:45.200 So how's this? 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:45.360 So? 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:48.520 My name on Facebook is a pseudonym. It's quite a 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.760 hilarious pseudonym. I won't tell you what it is because 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.800 it defeats the purpose I should do that. You sure, 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:54.040 I do you have? Do you even have Facebook? 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.200 I don't have you, I don't use it, but I 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:56.600 have it. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.040 You have it? Okay. The issue with having quite a 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.200 hilarious pseudonym, as I do with a different profile picture 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.000 totally anonymous, is that people think that I'm not a 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.600 real person on Facebook. It's proves to be quite an 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:11.280 issue when I'm bidding for hot ticket items. Then I've 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.720 had to start writing, by the way, my name is 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.560 x y Z. Also not Lucinda, but something of the 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.600 like Lucille or something I say every time. By the way, 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.840 my name is Lucille. I'm a real person, Lucille. Yeah, 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:24.400 it's not even Lucille, but it's something like that, like 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.400 something to Certain people will say hey Lucy, and I'm like, okay, 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:27.840 they're talking. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.199 Do you say by the way I'm a real person. 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:34.800 I say, by the way, it's just a bie. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.160 And it actually ends up being quite a few funny 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:38.840 conversations because it's kind of like a drag. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.679 It's kind of a community. 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.640 So what I've done, though, is I've started selling stuff 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.800 and I'm starting to see the other side. Not fun. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.360 Annoying it is because sometimes I'll be like, well, do 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:50.560 you have this to go do? 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.360 Half cash, half card? And is it possible if my 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:53.480 friend comes like and. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:58.040 Facebook needs to stop the automatic message being is this 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:03.280 still available? I'm having a nips fam get them. So 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.520 now I'm realizing how bloody and all you need to try 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.080 and sell stuff. I'm trying to sell. I'm giving away 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.280 a free mid century modern death and don't need it. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:16.720 I'm also selling a frosted dark glass MCM coffee table. 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.040 It's a fantastic look. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:18.920 Tell me why. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.360 I get a message from someone called x y Z 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.480 and then a last name that I recognize okay, and 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:26.040 I'm like, damn, that sounds like a hot guy. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:30.720 So I gosh, you got to see what the people are. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I clean on the profile. Why is 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:39.880 it Zig's mum? Oh she is a TikToker. She delile. No, 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:41.520 she wants to. I asked her last night. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:43.320 She wants to be at it. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.040 She did this for condown because I get this like, hey, 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.480 can I pick this up? And I replied her to 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.280 a besh and she sees it. She's like, oh my god, 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.079 what's happening. And then I send her a selfie so 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.360 tomorrow she just picking out my mid century modern size 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.520 per fifty dollars. But you're up having this conversation about 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.520 how her name is obviously also different on Facebook. I 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:06.560 only realized because her face she's put the normal Facebook profile. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.960 The only reason she's put her face back on is 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.360 her profile picture was a picture of her dog looking 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:15.679 dead like the dog is like. She's like, I've been 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.880 where you've been, girls, I mean just bonded over like 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:22.200 having these ridiculous Facebook names, So I need to change 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:23.679 my face. People be lurking, and if you're going to 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.599 be selling some MCM goods, some qutis are going to 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.360 be popping into the inbox. So I'll give you the 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.040 full house Feld when I deck it fully. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:31.240 Out with FB. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:36.680 My god, way, but I'm so exciting you're listening to 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.240 flex and frooms on Kita listen. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.640 We gotta listen to DM that was asking us about 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.760 normal things we find embarrassing. One that I used to 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.040 but don't double triple texting. If I got someone to say, 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.240 I'm going to say it. Do you know why? 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.839 Because I started doing this thing where I. 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.880 Look at the message threads of me and my closest 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.280 friends as a stranger. You know, when you like zoom 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:58.720 out for a little bit and you're like, what would 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:02.800 somebody say? It's one of like three things. One we 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.559 hate each other, one we're obsessed with each other, and one. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:07.040 We're in love. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:09.680 Because you know, like if I text for me and 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.040 she doesn't respond, I'm gonna text it again and again. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.800 Yeah, I'm not stressed. 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.280 At all, but that's like a low. We know we're 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:17.080 going to see each other. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.800 But even so, realistically, if you had texted me four 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.880 times in two weeks and you hadn't seen me, I 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.360 had to respond it, I'd be like, it's fine. No 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.320 part of we would think there's an issue happening, or 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:31.400 my head would go benefit of the doubt. 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.280 She's busy. Wasn't that funny you caught her. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.000 At a bad time. Whatever it might, it's like I'm 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.240 just not concerned about it. If I send you a 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.160 meme and you don't respond, I'm not stressed. 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:40.559 We reply to each other with in minutes. 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.600 Though to be fair, it's true, but we aren't that. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:48.840 But also being on the receiving end of receiving a text, 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:51.679 thinking about replying, not replying, and then forgetting about it. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.800 I love a double text bringing back up to some 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.200 of the embOS, please cause it gets too far down. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:14:01.040 I'm not scrolling through eye message. It's gonpit bumper. Sometimes 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:04.920 eating in front of people a hundred percents, like depending 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:06.840 on what the food is, I get like paranot about 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.680 like my how I'm holding cutlery, how it's going into 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:10.000 my mouth? 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:10.960 How do you think I feel my mouth? 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.240 How do you think I feel eating with a nice 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.360 sandwich with the knock and fork? Yeah, And people always 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.559 ask me questions leaping out of question my own reasons, 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.840 but I care not to share. I get embarrassed. 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.280 Do you mean embarrassed to eat? What kind of world? 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.480 You know? It sounds like if I'm eating chocolate and 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.840 like everyone's on their health kick and they're trying to 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.240 shame me like baites. You don't know the half of it. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.520 Yeah, like me working in office getting hot chips every day. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:38.480 Everyone's like again, I'm like, yeah again, shut up, honestly, 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.880 let me live, Like just feel good that I'm doing that. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:41.200 You know. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.600 I think crossing the road can be a bit embarrassing. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.480 Like when I go for walks, I try and go 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.040 with the traffic. So in Australia, I want to walk 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.600 on the left hand side of the road so I'm 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.600 not seeing cars drive up as I'm walking towards them. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.560 See. I like that because I prefer people to see 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:59.280 me on the front because it's more embarrassing for people 0:14:59.280 --> 0:14:59.960 to see at the back. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:00.520 Really. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:02.080 Yeah, you know when people are like you know when 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:03.520 you take a video of yourself walking away and you 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:04.840 realize that's what you look like from the back. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:10.760 Never so we've got walking eating. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:13.200 See important to know that the girls are suffering. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.440 It's the crossing the road that gets me because you 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.479 have to ask so nonchalant about it, like just crossing. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:25.040 But you see, I'm yeah, off the phone, I always 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.400 phone away. I'm to give you a little wave unless 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.600 they give me, like if I'm crossing zebra crossing, right, Okay. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.240 I go through a period I'll give them a little something. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.280 Yet give them something. But if they look at me, 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.920 I think you have to go. Aggression comes out. If 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.240 they look at me and they have no smile in 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.440 their face, I just flip a little bird. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.480 Sometimes I feel like they can't see me, Like I 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.640 have tinted windows, so I feel like people can't see 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:47.280 what I'm doing. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:48.120 Oh I'm looking. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:49.720 Yeah you would. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.880 And if you have any more embarrassing things that are 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.080 actually quite normal. For example, the Chicks sent in that 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.960 she doesn't like holding an umbrella, Yeah, which I feel. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.200 Send them in. We want to all suffer together. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:02.640 Just layering actually is quite embarrassing. Flex when you layer 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.080 clothes and like layer, it's like disrupted. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:10.680 Shut up. I was in my bag the other day 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:12.800 in a good way, not in a sad way, thinking 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:17.120 about the soundtrack of my life. I personally love making 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.640 Spotify playlists. I've got three of them. The most public 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:23.000 one is free Me Fridays. If you type in through 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.960 me Fridays to Spotify, you'll find a playlist that's been 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.120 liked almost three thousand times, which is incredible. 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:31.400 Let's not rush over that. So good. 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.880 She's not a DJ, though I have been a curator. 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.360 And also people often think I'm a DJ just by 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.120 virtue of my proximity to. 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.920 Flexmummy and me being a comedian proximity proximity. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:45.600 Okay, we do it well. And I was thinking what 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:47.840 would the soundtrack to my life be? This is actually 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:54.400 quite a personal question, but my personal soundtrack song when 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.040 I think about it, is this. Can I play it? 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:58.640 Yeah? 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:26.280 Tell me if you guys know what this is? Is 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:28.480 Outside by George Michael. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.480 Folks my add that to my plays. 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.080 You never heard of that? I don't think you never 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:32.640 heard that song. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:33.160 I don't know. 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:36.000 Outside is my favorite song because I have a video 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:37.800 of myself when I was about two in the bath 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.040 and I'm singing it and then Dad walks he was 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:44.840 singing it. I say, let's go outside in the moonshine, 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.919 which is the lyrics. And also it's about George Michael 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:53.760 getting quote unquote busted having public sex in a public bathroom. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:55.919 Are you guys across this when you got the police 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:56.840 busted him? 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:01.800 Two year old? Really written the papers across three? 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.920 What is the Paper's a bit wet for me reading 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:08.520 in the bar with my toys. So yeah, my song 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.399