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Speaker 2: Good morning, Rio, Good morning, come on in, Pats.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Alex, Good morning Alex.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have in your sport news and say it's
Speaker 2: a good win over the smallest country to ever qualify,
Speaker 2: Cureusel five to one. If you beat them one hundred one,
Speaker 2: you put it in a sports it is a moment
Speaker 2: of shame for the soccer US. It was one of us.
Speaker 2: It's a country of eighteen people. If you beat them
Speaker 2: one thousand to one, it's a majestic victory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they's got a goal.
Speaker 4: Not happy, Jen, Yeah, I know, how did that happen?
Speaker 2: I know it's better it happens now though than in
Speaker 2: the big stage from the World Cups. All right, it
Speaker 2: was one all for a while and I was thinking,
Speaker 2: funny if that's the end result?
Speaker 4: Oh they did we lost to them?
Speaker 2: Oh my, You're like, don't get on that plane to
Speaker 2: go go me the Kit Boys or Kirous out.
Speaker 4: We've beat Cameroon and Cirous out now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then your next week Robert chat before it
Speaker 2: all begins is Mexico.
Speaker 4: Yes, Mexico before the World Cup begins in June.
Speaker 2: You know, well I can't wait. All right, let's talk
Speaker 2: about it. So this Wednesday morning, let's talk about a
Speaker 2: week so far. Three word weeks so far? Patsy, what's
Speaker 2: it for you, mate? Well?
Speaker 5: Forty k service?
Speaker 6: When did take in your car, even just for a
Speaker 6: minor service become so convoluted, Like I reckon, I've gone
Speaker 6: for major surgery and there's been less steps in checking
Speaker 6: in at the hospital than there is in leaving your
Speaker 6: car for fort right.
Speaker 1: It's so much admins insane.
Speaker 6: You go in, they're very good, good customer service, but
Speaker 6: I just really wanted to drop the keys off yesterday
Speaker 6: so I could get.
Speaker 5: Home and have a Nana napp. Oh no. You go
Speaker 5: to one desk and then they say.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll just take you through to the service reception
Speaker 6: and we'll.
Speaker 5: Get your coffee.
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no really, I'll just leave my cake.
Speaker 6: No oh no, no, we insist.
Speaker 7: So then you go to anything that.
Speaker 2: The amount of absin and bureaucracy you have to do
Speaker 2: the moment they get that clear board out from under
Speaker 2: the desk. It's never on the desk because they're all
Speaker 2: smiley smiley, and they go are you and you can
Speaker 2: you just fitt out and the clip what comes out?
Speaker 2: And you're like, god, damn, there's about five pages. Oh
Speaker 2: that manky old pain as.
Speaker 7: Well, and you get shamed for not having pre filled out.
Speaker 2: The question.
Speaker 1: We emailed you. Did you check your spam folders?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I just can't be bothered.
Speaker 6: Well, when I rang up to book it in, there
Speaker 6: was a problem with the back tire, and I thought,
Speaker 6: you know what, I'll just I'll just let them know what.
Speaker 1: In particular the problem with the back toe Is it
Speaker 1: how you drive?
Speaker 5: No, it's not how I drive it.
Speaker 2: Because we had a demonstration of old miss Daisies. Do
Speaker 2: you remember the power our parking chanting going? Why are
Speaker 2: the opposite of the speed of sound and the speed
Speaker 2: of light? What's at the other end of that spectrum?
Speaker 2: It's Patsy reversing a car so slowly it's glacial.
Speaker 5: I've got on dred percent of my driving tear.
Speaker 1: Because I think the guy just died during the test.
Speaker 1: You just you just grabbed his pen and filled it out.
Speaker 6: Well, I thought it'd same time when I booked it
Speaker 6: in for a service I said, look, these are the issues.
Speaker 6: Nothing major. I'll just be dropping the case off. No,
Speaker 6: it was like a ten point check with different people.
Speaker 6: And then I had to have a copper coffee and
Speaker 6: I said, no, really, I'm all coffeed up.
Speaker 7: I don't need it.
Speaker 5: Would you like it?
Speaker 2: And they send you that diagram where they've ringed what's
Speaker 2: wrong with the car, And it's like, it's my what
Speaker 2: I call dental theory. If you go into the dentists
Speaker 2: with check up, they'll find something wrong.
Speaker 7: That's true.
Speaker 1: They show you some photos.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is that my mouth?
Speaker 1: I don't have any gold teeth. It's that guy. It's
Speaker 1: a wrapper. Apparently that's me. I don't have any gold.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 6: And they say cap price servicing. But apparently rotating tires
Speaker 6: and changing wiper blades.
Speaker 2: All tires rotat You got a real problem. They're rotating.
Speaker 2: But don't worry. We can do you a good deal
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Speaker 6: Extra stuff you used to I'm sure used to be
Speaker 6: part of just a standard service.
Speaker 7: It no longer is anymore.
Speaker 6: And we're the because we get you know, oh, when
Speaker 6: you need to sanitize your air conditioner.
Speaker 7: That's fine.
Speaker 5: The air condition is fine, it's not rank. Just leave it.
Speaker 6: You don't need to do that. That was like another
Speaker 6: two forty. Oh it's shocking anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I got mine done recently, then they were
Speaker 2: like the guy you had to pay for all the
Speaker 2: sex of stuff you have to get done, or he
Speaker 2: was like set, they do that thing where if you
Speaker 2: don't deal with it today, anyone was like, I hate
Speaker 2: to see it happened to a guy like you. If
Speaker 2: you don't deal with doctor's giving you values. If you
Speaker 2: don't deal with this today, you will be back and
Speaker 2: it will be then they do that thing where they
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Speaker 2: This will be a lot worse and a lot more.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh, you can join the scheme for
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Speaker 2: throwing numbers and you don't know. This could be the
Speaker 2: greatest deal lever. But it reminds me that time when
Speaker 2: I signed up to get three three years worth of
Speaker 2: free pizza once a week. And then early in our marriage,
Speaker 2: I think my wife realized she'd made a very bad
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Speaker 2: I went, you don't believe the did I got to
Speaker 2: date Sky was going daw to door selling free pizza
Speaker 2: for the next three years. Every week. It's free. We
Speaker 2: don't pay, well, we pay a little bit for it. She's, well,
Speaker 2: we don't want pizza every week. Why have you signed
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Speaker 2: you then take the thing with you know you need
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Speaker 2: refused to cancer because I'd signed all its extensive paperwork,
Speaker 2: but more or less said not making this up. That
Speaker 2: actually shame on them, that I was a person of
Speaker 2: limited cognitive She's not wrong.
Speaker 1: They gave the money back.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show, we were talking about local business
Speaker 2: names and we're calling it punny business because there's those
Speaker 2: companies I always greatly appreciate they put an extra bit
Speaker 2: of time and thought into a funny amusing gives you
Speaker 2: a bit of a lift if you've seen them driving
Speaker 2: around and we're asking for which ones you've seen?
Speaker 1: Load came in off.
Speaker 2: The show yesterday Anthony and Perth kiss my grass guarding business,
Speaker 2: Endoor Plant High Company. My mum and dad used to
Speaker 2: own Gone Potty Christian in Brisbane. There is a music
Speaker 2: shop called Sacks Drums and rock and Roll. Damo Christians
Speaker 2: are a pub in London called stumble On in Oh,
Speaker 2: that's actually a great name for that. All right, So
Speaker 2: three word weeks so far? You can text me how's
Speaker 2: your week going so far? On three words four seventy
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Speaker 7: Lamest injury ever?
Speaker 8: A couple of weeks ago, I went to the physio
Speaker 8: because I've had a bit of a sore wrist.
Speaker 7: So I went in.
Speaker 8: I said, look, I've been going to the gym a lot.
Speaker 8: I think I've probably done my wrist. It's hurting something
Speaker 8: a bit up near my shoulder.
Speaker 2: Well, bells too hard exactly, you've been overbelling it, he said,
Speaker 2: you and Rogan, yes, creating protein.
Speaker 7: He it's probably more in line with do you heez
Speaker 7: a computer a lot?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 7: Yeah, He's like, probably that adds up more.
Speaker 2: With secretary to this type typing in your role.
Speaker 7: He said, what sort of mouse do you use?
Speaker 2: That? Just the regular mouse, not regular one, the cheapest
Speaker 2: one a company can find. It's actually a mouse. It's
Speaker 2: a dead mouse. The towel is the lead. That's what
Speaker 2: this company would use. Google it, they would actually Right now.
Speaker 8: He said, I think it's probably the mouse you're using
Speaker 8: an overused with the computer.
Speaker 7: Sure it's not the gym thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've been over using it with that computer,
Speaker 1: all right, heated rivals.
Speaker 2: Web no different. Now, wonder your eyesight is very bad,
Speaker 2: and I wonder how a guy your age your eyes
Speaker 2: could have eyes that bad. You should not have really
Speaker 2: genuinely has got the worst ice I've ever seen on
Speaker 2: a human being. It's sort of thing that an underground
Speaker 2: animal would have. It's because you're bent over that laptop
Speaker 2: the show to read.
Speaker 1: It takes ages to get any research out of you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm not insinuating.
Speaker 1: I'm saying what it is, Okay, so.
Speaker 8: What I oblige. And I was like, okay, I'll try
Speaker 8: a new mouse. See if it's that. I got one
Speaker 8: of those vertical mouse mice where you it takes.
Speaker 2: One of those, one of those. I opted to get
Speaker 2: one of those looking ahead too. You know, now I'm
Speaker 2: in my fifties. I'll be doing this at some point.
Speaker 2: I'm pre habit.
Speaker 1: I've got one of those.
Speaker 7: It takes the weight of you.
Speaker 1: You feels like a gamer though, don't you.
Speaker 2: There's an up people and then that big sort of chair, Yes,
Speaker 2: that big gamer chair.
Speaker 1: Only twitch stream.
Speaker 7: So I've been using this new vertical mouse.
Speaker 1: Great they aren't they love?
Speaker 2: I get excited about using it creates around, so can tesla.
Speaker 2: Isn't they feel like sign it and space age? Yes,
Speaker 2: very much so.
Speaker 7: And unfortunately it has fixed the problem my wrist. It
Speaker 7: was the stipid my mouth.
Speaker 8: That I was using because I'm a lame nerved Alex.
Speaker 1: Your home alone at the moment, aren't you?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's my three word week. Yeah, I'm home alone because
Speaker 10: Bonnie and the kids are away. I'm going to meet
Speaker 10: them up.
Speaker 1: Well, they just to take it off three stuff, leaving
Speaker 1: you behind.
Speaker 10: By all the chocolate eggs for us. No, I'm going
Speaker 10: to meet them up at Newcastle on Good Friday.
Speaker 1: So you do, and you're hiking up there on the truckers.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly hits, hiking walking along with my thumb haut.
Speaker 10: Imagine that the old days. But no, I have a
Speaker 10: great time, well, not a great time. I'm missing them
Speaker 10: very much, I must say.
Speaker 2: But first response was the right one.
Speaker 4: I gave myself away, didn't I.
Speaker 6: He came in this morning, he goes, I've had the
Speaker 6: best sleep without the family.
Speaker 2: Now, uninterrupted sleep. This is this bit here, This next
Speaker 2: couple of day is cherished because this is your Easter break. Yes,
Speaker 2: because once you reunite with your family and it's the
Speaker 2: Easter holiday, that ain't no holiday when your.
Speaker 1: Kids are your age. This is it.
Speaker 10: This is your holiday. I'm watching my shows, I'm watch
Speaker 10: whatever you want. I'm not having to the bedtime routine. Bliss,
Speaker 10: it's the best. I had a ham, cheese and tomato
Speaker 10: toasted sandwich last night.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you could have got anything, You
Speaker 2: know what I had?
Speaker 10: And I had a bottle of mayonnaise and I'm just
Speaker 10: dipping it in the mayonnaise and just eating.
Speaker 2: It and fer this is evolving, and so what do
Speaker 2: you what are you going to do today with your
Speaker 2: free time?
Speaker 4: You know what I'm going to do.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna go and watch you a movie.
Speaker 1: By myself Saturday. I can't recommend enough.
Speaker 2: Patsy's seen it epic, The Elvis, Elvis Live in Concert,
Speaker 2: It's an hour and a half, Alex It's it's a
Speaker 2: work of art. What they've done, what Basilean did with
Speaker 2: that bas Lemon's credit. It's a great director.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well that's on the laws.
Speaker 2: Could you get any more of an Australian name for
Speaker 2: an Australian director than Bats? I actually think that's know,
Speaker 2: Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsese, what's the Hossi guy called bas?
Speaker 2: Check out what a ba z bas? It should just
Speaker 2: be bass drop the Luhmann. It's not Australian bass or
Speaker 2: everyone's raving about Project Helm Mary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on the list.
Speaker 4: Ryan Gosling apparently it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Gosling is one of the funniest sort of comic actors
Speaker 2: right now in Hollywood. So under effortless.
Speaker 10: Yeah, one battle after another. I'm really keen to say
Speaker 10: that that's still on the movies.
Speaker 1: That is incredible. Yeah, yeah, go and see that cinema.
Speaker 2: I know it's on streaming now, but it's not the
Speaker 2: same as too when it's a big movie like that,
Speaker 2: and it's quite a sprawling movie. Go and see the cinema.
Speaker 2: Otherwise you'll break it down into it like a Netflix show.
Speaker 2: You'll end up watching it in ten installments. It's really
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 3: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now our sports guy Alex home alone for a couple
Speaker 2: of days, who have been reunited with his family for Easter.
Speaker 2: And yesterday, you know, he could have had any kind
Speaker 2: of takeaway, any kind of oubris, whatever he wanted.
Speaker 1: It went through to some humble kind of ham.
Speaker 2: She's toasting, all right, and during the ad break, then
Speaker 2: next I said to Rio, is interesting. He could have
Speaker 2: gone for anything. And Rio, so he's a very simple man.
Speaker 2: He's not someone he actually said this. He's not someone hmmm,
Speaker 2: he's not someone that would yearn and these are your
Speaker 2: exact words. True, this is true.
Speaker 1: He's just sorry he would.
Speaker 2: Yearn from lobster.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone.
Speaker 2: And then I realized that Rio was the kind of
Speaker 2: guy who who does yearn for lobster.
Speaker 7: For lobsterday, Wow, year.
Speaker 2: In front of a delicious Sydney lobster. You can take
Speaker 2: the boy out of Sydney who yearns for lobster. I
Speaker 2: said to Real, I yearned for when the kids were younger,
Speaker 2: time gone by, yearning for lobster unless his spin a crab.
Speaker 8: I trade that all for some delicious shellfish right now,
Speaker 8: because you have absolutely it's a very delicate flavor.
Speaker 7: Get that fall that's out of the experience you.
Speaker 2: Clearly, I'm not someone who years Just just for the record,
Speaker 2: do you yearn for lobster? Alex?
Speaker 4: No, I did not.
Speaker 10: There's a lot of effort goes into loveter, but I
Speaker 10: have gone up in that rio's estimation. He said to me,
Speaker 10: do you cook, Alex? Yeah, sometimes he goes, what do
Speaker 10: you go to? It's a well prawn linguini, so bit chillior,
Speaker 10: What do you for flavor chili?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, bit of crap. Sometimes it's it was
Speaker 2: literally churning his nose up us right now. No, no,
Speaker 2: you say it's common folk. I know you well, I'm
Speaker 2: not anymore with Alex. He has gone up in my books.
Speaker 2: You two noeople that yearn for lobster.
Speaker 1: No, no, I love a.
Speaker 6: Fresh oyster with nothing on it straight out that that
Speaker 6: that that that bit of the bay where you live, Well,
Speaker 6: I wouldn't have it straight with that poo worked around
Speaker 6: the corner.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Listen, guys, let's talk about the Sydney right us
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Speaker 5: A month April Fools, don't Patsy.
Speaker 2: Sent a team email Yes to Anything, warning us that
Speaker 2: it was April Fools today and that she is not
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Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 6: It's stupid when they do faking news stories and no
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Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: I've heard it of eight years.
Speaker 2: Quite a lot of it.
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Speaker 1: That's your news. Now you're up to date.
Speaker 2: Like that, April Fools. When they're done, well, I think
Speaker 2: I still well. Now, who gets.
Speaker 6: Sucked into those people like you don't really like seriously
Speaker 6: people like me.
Speaker 2: You're the one that fears them. All right, we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: I tell you what we're going to do. Now, team doing,
Speaker 2: now break meeting the room. Let's do an April falls
Speaker 2: on Pats by nine o'clock.
Speaker 5: We'll never guess, will I?
Speaker 2: Well we won't. Now I've got we could just change
Speaker 2: that new script. You'd have no idea you'd be that
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Speaker 7: No, you know how to get rid?
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Speaker 2: It doesn't exist in the UK or any anywhere else
Speaker 2: in the world. Trying to understand the concept of milky
Speaker 2: bars and then inflatable stuff.
Speaker 8: The best part of the year is when in the newspaper.
Speaker 8: They would have the Royal Easter Show. You're the guy
Speaker 8: and you would go through and you're picking your showbags.
Speaker 1: It's huge business.
Speaker 2: Yes, now it is that showbags are everything to the
Speaker 2: whole experience, aren't they making sure you've got that inflatable
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Speaker 2: don't call him right now. You're listening out for the
Speaker 2: hidden Easter egg today it's a carne. As soon as
Speaker 2: you hear the carnie called in on thirteen fifty five,
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Speaker 2: Floody Flood is our sales guy here, step.
Speaker 1: Right up, step right up, step right up. And Alex
Speaker 1: good Cannie.
Speaker 4: Step right up, step right.
Speaker 2: Everyone's a winner. That man is not yearning for lobster.
Speaker 2: And there's Patsy's husband, Chris the love God.
Speaker 1: Step Ryan up.
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Speaker 2: I imagine him with a cane and a top hat.
Speaker 2: They're not the greatest showman outside a big top somewhere.
Speaker 2: And then inside you see me. He's a line tamer
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Speaker 1: Step rder. So what's Cannie be going for?
Speaker 2: I liked Alex's all right, Alex, you got listen out
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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your funny local business names, recording it.
Speaker 2: Punny business ones we've liked so far this week. Lorn
Speaker 2: in order compasses, get one or get lost. It's still
Speaker 2: my favorite. That's a goated one for me. Sit happens
Speaker 2: the dog trainers Ace of Spades Their gardeners Ace of
Speaker 2: Spades is genius. I want to pee the Driving School,
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Speaker 2: Batesman's Bay. Do gimin when we're moving the cavana around Australia.
Speaker 2: We're start there for a couple of days at a
Speaker 2: very nice time. Christian, we have a company here, get
Speaker 2: now the carpentry business Andrew Pressing Matters.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's a smart one. That is all right.
Speaker 2: Some of the ers that are coming through right now.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: My friend has an awning business, Awning Glory, gold plus
Speaker 2: Awning Glory. That's the story on employee. That's a great one, Christian.
Speaker 2: My business is called knocked Up Carpentry. Christian kidie here.
Speaker 2: I saw a men's barber last week called Barbara Black
Speaker 2: sheep right.
Speaker 1: My husband has also one at work.
Speaker 2: He is dealing with a goat mitigation team called flocking Adorable.
Speaker 7: I've never heard of a goat.
Speaker 2: That wasn't my problem reading that out real, especially in
Speaker 2: the first other show. The voice is still getting warmed up.
Speaker 2: Flocking adorable. You should have set ten times all going
Speaker 2: on radio. A goat mitigation team is that insurance animal.
Speaker 5: That goats fighting, and they're trying.
Speaker 3: To a Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 2: There's a cafe called Tickle My Pickle. It really did
Speaker 2: tickle mine when I saw it. Tickle your Pickle is
Speaker 2: a really old phrases. I love those old phrases, phrases
Speaker 2: like tickle your pickle. We're doing a day two on
Speaker 2: penny Business, your funny local business names, Christian. The Blue Mountains.
Speaker 2: There was a piercing shop in the Blue Mountains called
Speaker 2: Pierced Off Benny and the Pets. We had that one,
Speaker 2: yes as well, but that's very good as well. I
Speaker 2: do like the SEWAs Trunk Company. Yesterday's meals on wheels.
Speaker 2: There is a dairy farm that's called Nice to Teach
Speaker 2: You Sato, thank you so much. She's got.
Speaker 1: Christian's a pine shop named me called Yippie Pie.
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Speaker 2: I need a pump man.
Speaker 7: I'm holding up for a pump man til the end
Speaker 7: of the night.
Speaker 11: He's pumping away and he's feeling a car, and he's
Speaker 11: pumping a saul for free.
Speaker 12: I need a pump man.
Speaker 2: I'm holding up for a pump man.
Speaker 8: He's coming your way with his nozzle of Lava's tape
Speaker 8: in the wind.
Speaker 3: He's gonna make your morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, calling now if you like a pill
Speaker 2: up with his nozzle of love. It's thirteen fifty five
Speaker 2: twenty two. Homelines are open. Now claim your free fiel.
Speaker 2: Let us fill your tank. Sorry, feel man, you do
Speaker 2: the filling of tanks. Good morning hurts me, Christian, Ai
Speaker 2: and listen. I don't know if you've heard the show
Speaker 2: so Fa this morning. I know you're a regular listener,
Speaker 2: first time calleder.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I've loved every minute of the show.
Speaker 1: And what do you yearn for?
Speaker 10: Whole?
Speaker 2: Great question, Christian.
Speaker 11: I yearned for cheap but high quality fuel for all
Speaker 11: for all Australia.
Speaker 2: And what is a lot of people keep on wanting
Speaker 2: to ask me? A couple of questions to ask you.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite footy team?
Speaker 7: Oh, Christian? In the AFL, I love the Essendon Bomber what.
Speaker 2: It's going at the moment?
Speaker 7: And in the NRL I'm a manly See Eagles.
Speaker 1: And what's your favorite dinner? What do you love to
Speaker 1: have for dinner? What do you like Lisaenya?
Speaker 8: I like anything through a drive through Christian because I'm
Speaker 8: pump there and it for like cars drive through.
Speaker 2: We should have practiced that. It my bad.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you only need in advance about the yearning one.
Speaker 2: Alright, alrighty lines are now. Maybe you'd like to get
Speaker 2: a free tank of fuel. Ask Pumpman a question that
Speaker 2: we won't let him know in advance what it is.
Speaker 2: In fact, that's how you get your free tank of fuel. Today.
Speaker 2: You come on air and you ask Pumpman a question
Speaker 2: that he has to answer, and then you get a
Speaker 2: free tanker fuel.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Pump Man is giving you free fuel every day on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 7: Pump Man.
Speaker 2: Pump Man, we have lots of people lined up. They
Speaker 2: want free fuel and they have questions for you as well. Way,
Speaker 2: I know you love gentlemen alive. Improv my favorite thing
Speaker 2: to do other than sourcing fuel. Why are you so
Speaker 2: scared of shifting and developing the character and the ordin
Speaker 2: story of the man that we call pump Man. There's
Speaker 2: a whole multiverse to explore traumatic experience? Is doing a
Speaker 2: sports Oh no, I know, no, wonder do you yearn
Speaker 2: for lobs? I thought you all right? Paul's on the
Speaker 2: line right now. Morning Paul, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Christian, and good morning pump Man.
Speaker 2: Good morning Paul.
Speaker 9: Pump Man. What color shoes are you wearing?
Speaker 2: Banker of a question?
Speaker 1: That is a great one. I'll keep wanting to ask
Speaker 1: that every morning. Thanks Paul.
Speaker 7: I'm wearing four lines crocs.
Speaker 2: At the moment. You're a bogan, are you, pump Man?
Speaker 2: You're filling up the jet skis this weekend?
Speaker 7: Glassy piece of footwear for an urban gentleman.
Speaker 2: Yes, Now, Paul, what you what do you up to
Speaker 2: do this Easter? You want a free tank of fuel?
Speaker 9: Will I'd love a free tank of fuel. We got
Speaker 9: my wife a birthday present. It's a mystery picnic and
Speaker 9: so it's a better three hour round trip. We've got
Speaker 9: to drive down to the area south of city where
Speaker 9: the picnic's going to be, and they'll tell us what
Speaker 9: to do when we get there, and then we've got
Speaker 9: to do the picnic, and then we've got to come home.
Speaker 9: So it's about a three hour round trip and probably
Speaker 9: one hundred dollars worth of fuel.
Speaker 1: Now, of course we do that. This sounds amazing, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: Now when you say so, it's a mystery pinning, you're
Speaker 2: not internally sure where it is yourself.
Speaker 9: No, no, we'll received the information.
Speaker 2: Well we received I would just check this is the chair.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be back on the show next week.
Speaker 2: We're organizing a man hunt for you, Paul. Do you
Speaker 2: know they're not going to like it's nan doers or
Speaker 2: scammers or something.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, We've given them to other people
Speaker 9: for birthdays.
Speaker 1: So have you seen those people ever?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 1: You wonder why you've not heard from Dave and Margaret?
Speaker 9: Try them on.
Speaker 2: That's good, all right, well listen, of course we give
Speaker 2: you the free tanker fuel and I hope you and
Speaker 2: you and your wife have a lovely birthday weekend.
Speaker 9: Ellen will have a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, thank you very much, Paul, take care.
Speaker 9: I will thank you. Christiana, thank you pumping in your crops.
Speaker 1: You're welcome for Sometimes pump Man just goes where what
Speaker 1: you for the last minute?
Speaker 2: There? You know, you just drifting not staring out the window.
Speaker 2: Pump Man, are you yearning for lobster again? I'm letting
Speaker 2: you you're not one little thing about crocs. And you
Speaker 2: think you're done for that chat, Come on, pump Man,
Speaker 2: we got ne she's dozing over there, Julie, you're live
Speaker 2: with pump Man.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Good morning everyone, Good morning, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Julie, Good morning, Good Julie. Got a question for me, Yes,
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 12: I was just wondering if you've got grandched.
Speaker 9: I got one with with me now driving around for
Speaker 9: the especially Easter, bright and and holidays are coming up.
Speaker 7: Holidays there, Yes, fantastic question, Julie. No, I am single
Speaker 7: and ready to mingle.
Speaker 8: So if you know any single ladies out there, Julie,
Speaker 8: you let me know.
Speaker 1: Her granddaughters is in on this call, so.
Speaker 4: Keep the chat.
Speaker 1: Well, just keep the chats.
Speaker 2: What it means very now, Julie, what do you want
Speaker 2: that free tank if you for you were all over
Speaker 2: the shop today, mate, Oh.
Speaker 9: Easter, Easter is coming up in yes, nothing.
Speaker 2: Says easter petroleum a nice petroleum eggs. Please, this is chaos, Judy, Julie.
Speaker 2: We'll we give you that Easter dream come true. We'll
Speaker 2: fill up your tank.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you, thank you very much, thank you real measure.
Speaker 1: Have you and your grandchild? Have I love the easter?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 2: No more questions. You know, I thought that you know,
Speaker 2: the king of the boards at school, you know, puts
Speaker 2: giving them the big old about how gifted he was
Speaker 2: at drama and suddenly a little bit of irony, sweaty
Speaker 2: and mumbley.
Speaker 1: And trying to come on to a grandmother with their grandchild. There, hey,
Speaker 1: coming on to a friend.
Speaker 2: Oh that's okay? Is it part wrong with that? I'm
Speaker 2: not able to find And now I understand where you've
Speaker 2: got that new website. Only pumps all right. Pump Man
Speaker 2: is back tomorrow and that be his last appearance on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: It's over, mate, Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 2: One of Australia's most famous speeches is from nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 2: You would have seen the clip a million times. You
Speaker 2: need to see a million more. It never fails to
Speaker 2: entertain and cheer us up. Jack Carson, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the comment who was arrested after having a succulent Chinese meal?
Speaker 2: Get your hands off me? Oh god, touching my penis?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know Judo as well. It's been added together.
Speaker 2: This has been the speech has been out UNTI Australia's
Speaker 2: National Film and Sound Archive and rightly so.
Speaker 13: Know what, gentlemen, this is democracy. Man, have a look
Speaker 13: at the headlock here see that chap over their head off.
Speaker 2: The bike?
Speaker 13: Who got me on the pheniss? What what is the
Speaker 13: charge eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that's nice?
Speaker 13: Headlocks up? Yes, I see that. You know your judo
Speaker 13: and user. Are you waiting to receive by limb penis?
Speaker 1: We lose that one and.
Speaker 2: Getting into the.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: It's okay to say limb biscuit, but not limb. Come on,
Speaker 2: we need the Jack Carl and Jackie O sens as
Speaker 2: we want too. Lucky anyway, it's in the National Sound Archives.
Speaker 2: I'm righty, So we need to form our own museum
Speaker 2: of Australian sounds. Sounds of Australia for me, the kooko.
Speaker 2: But has to go in. Also, what sounds distinctly Australian
Speaker 2: to me is when the lights go ready and you
Speaker 2: cross that. That crossing noise is nowhere else in the world.
Speaker 2: This it even got sampled by Billy and Eilish's brother
Speaker 2: Phineas when they came on tour here. He put it
Speaker 2: in bad Guy. Duh, Yeah, what do you think should
Speaker 2: be in? There are sound archives of Australia. What are
Speaker 2: classic as he.
Speaker 8: Sounds single most iconic line in Australian movie history, tell
Speaker 8: him he's dreaming, dreaming.
Speaker 2: I should also just say, along with Jack Carson going
Speaker 2: in the actual official one is that's culture.
Speaker 7: It's an.
Speaker 1: And they say there's no culture.
Speaker 3: Well that.
Speaker 2: Get your hands off. They all right, what do you
Speaker 2: think is a classic quintessential? Dare I say sound of Australia.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What do you think is a classic sound of Australia
Speaker 2: that needs to be preserved? Put in our museum? Sounds
Speaker 2: like Australia. They've actually put in the classic Democracy manifest,
Speaker 2: succulent Chinese Meal, the speech from nineteen ninety one, the
Speaker 2: great Jack Carson into the Australian National Film and Sound archive.
Speaker 2: It's for an audio that has cultural and esthetic significance.
Speaker 2: I don't know how this got over the line. Then
Speaker 2: that's also gone in. Put it in a time machine,
Speaker 2: put it in the fore room.
Speaker 7: I think this is one of the highest selling Australian
Speaker 7: singles the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and what celebratory, my friend. It's someone who's
Speaker 2: paid to go into this national archive. I'm an American
Speaker 2: tourist and I'm like, show me the various finest recordings
Speaker 2: that Australia have done.
Speaker 1: A pretend you put on an accent.
Speaker 2: You mean Italy. Maybe this is what it would be
Speaker 2: for me. I love the sound of a cooker. Borrow
Speaker 2: oh your rio saying this dreaming? All right, there's lots
Speaker 2: of texts coming through Christian Dom here what saying, Look
Speaker 2: these are this is our own museum. Okay, so you
Speaker 2: know whatever you want in can go in. Okay, Dom
Speaker 2: here the soft sup machine beeping up macas then our
Speaker 2: man here I correspondent Dom switches to capslock.
Speaker 1: Has to be added. This is democracy manifest. The first
Speaker 1: person that can go into maccus to theay and record
Speaker 1: that for us, send it to me.
Speaker 2: I will give you a prize. Okay, I'll give you
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars to spend at Chemists warehouse.
Speaker 2: We got about an hour and twenty left on the show.
Speaker 2: First person that could go to maccas and record that,
Speaker 2: send it to me. The softcer machine beeping for our
Speaker 2: correspondent Dom Christian.
Speaker 1: What about dog Man?
Speaker 2: You know the guy from the voxpots that start saying
Speaker 2: he came bounding over to me.
Speaker 1: Yes, we need dog Man. No, wait, we do. Let's
Speaker 1: get hold of that, Christian.
Speaker 2: Put another prawn on the barbie from the adverse shrimp,
Speaker 2: I think, gimme what about Jimmy Barnes's scream going on
Speaker 2: there as well. Let's go to Rita. Now, Rita's on
Speaker 2: the phone. Good morning Rita, Good morning Rita, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. So what do you think is a classic
Speaker 2: sound of Australia.
Speaker 14: Well, look, I think it has to be Stevo and Criky.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, I'm surprised. I'm surprised that's not in there already.
Speaker 2: St It has to be there. It's in Rita.
Speaker 3: Wonderful.
Speaker 2: I want that as around like a phone ring sound,
Speaker 2: Just criky, crikey, Rita. Thank you very much for calling.
Speaker 2: I have a good day and enjoy Easter. Carol. Yes, yes, Carol.
Speaker 2: What do you think is a classic sound of Australia?
Speaker 3: And I'm just waiting for a mate.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is.
Speaker 9: He wiped up his sports guard. The police officer came
Speaker 9: over here, he goes, make you get cast meshed up
Speaker 9: to mine. I'm just waiting for a mate.
Speaker 2: I'm just waiting for mate.
Speaker 1: There you go, it's in.
Speaker 4: It's in.
Speaker 1: Great one.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, that one. Enjoying your Easter thanks
Speaker 2: to Corner Show. You too, Sir Robert, Good morning, Good morning, Robert.
Speaker 2: What's it for you? What's a classic sound of Australia?
Speaker 3: The Ondie magpie?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's you describe that it's a warble. It's a warble,
Speaker 2: isn't It's rich?
Speaker 7: It sounds like spring, Yes it does.
Speaker 2: And then for a lot of Australians they get very
Speaker 2: scared of those magpies cycling with spikes on your heads.
Speaker 2: What a carry on? Now?
Speaker 7: Have you ever been swooped by one?
Speaker 2: Now I'm a friend of magpies. I think there are
Speaker 2: two types of people in the world. Those are love
Speaker 2: birds and they know. It's like you know when people
Speaker 2: get nervous around a lot of small dogs.
Speaker 1: The dogs know.
Speaker 2: They pick up on your fear for our oones, and
Speaker 2: you make it worse. If you actually put out good
Speaker 2: wishes to magpies, they will be your friend for life.
Speaker 7: You're putting out good wishes to magpie.
Speaker 2: It's a superstition in England, right if you see a magpie,
Speaker 2: you meant to salute it and say good morning, mister magpie,
Speaker 2: even if it's in the evening. So I lived here
Speaker 2: ridiculous country.
Speaker 1: Come and have a look around London.
Speaker 2: You won't see people with spikes on their heads, goes,
Speaker 2: We got real magpies of you.
Speaker 1: Thank god, the king's guarded by magpie.
Speaker 2: What do you say again, good morning, miss paper.
Speaker 11: It's not just that.
Speaker 2: Even if it's in the evening, you see a magpie,
Speaker 2: good morning, miss make pie, you salute them. But if
Speaker 2: you see too, if you see too, it's bad luck.
Speaker 2: You meant to throw some sot over your left shoulder.
Speaker 2: Bring you always carry a little bit of salt around
Speaker 2: with you in case you see too.
Speaker 5: That's that sort of the magpie whisperer.
Speaker 1: I am, yeah, eight years.
Speaker 2: I've never been attack.
Speaker 1: Has anyone on this show been attacked by Magpie.
Speaker 10: At least three times, really at least at least at
Speaker 10: least in a push bike and another time on a
Speaker 10: quad bike. Cord by Yeah quick, so fast, And every
Speaker 10: time I turned around her to fly back up because
Speaker 10: if you make eye contact with it, it flies up again.
Speaker 2: No it does.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Then when we come back at Easter, we're going to
Speaker 2: go for a walk together team and we see who
Speaker 2: we're going to Let's find Australia's most attacked Magpie area.
Speaker 5: Swoop in spring needs to be later in the last get.
Speaker 2: Sweat idea for can the Magpie challenge. We all go
Speaker 2: out and we see who gets attacked and who doesn't.
Speaker 2: I look forward to find the guy that salutes them
Speaker 2: and says, good morning, mister Magpie is unscathed. Where were we?
Speaker 2: That's right, Catherine, Catherine, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hi, Christian, I'll start it, you finish it.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's in.
Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Magpie Station. Christian Magpies remember who they have shrewed. You're right,
Speaker 2: they keep a list and they will continue to scoop
Speaker 2: every time they see you. That's no way they're getting
Speaker 2: that tiny pinhead of theirs. How big is this memory
Speaker 2: round they've got? How could anyone what? They're up there?
Speaker 2: They're up there, you know, flying along? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: there he is.
Speaker 1: There's Dave. I hate that Dave guy.
Speaker 2: There we go do attack?
Speaker 7: What if I get a haircut? Is it still going
Speaker 7: to know?
Speaker 1: Christian? I'm like you.
Speaker 2: I love magpies. I'm a friend of magpie's. I was
Speaker 2: look them in the eye, tell them how beautiful they are. Question.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty three, never been swooped.
Speaker 2: You're a beautiful magnie, a beautiful magpie.
Speaker 1: Well the Carnie has called it if you did.
Speaker 2: This week on the show, we're sending into the brilliant Sydney.
Speaker 1: We're on a Easter show.
Speaker 2: It is back from tomorrow. Get you any birth tickets
Speaker 2: and save money at Easter Show dot comladay you We've
Speaker 2: got family passes, unlimited rides, ten showbags.
Speaker 1: Today's winner is you, Samantha?
Speaker 9: Come on down almost me?
Speaker 1: You are you Samantha?
Speaker 3: And what a truth?
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: You are the winner? Samantha, Thank you so much? What
Speaker 2: pleasure are you going to take?
Speaker 12: I've got my daughter that I hadn't told that I'd
Speaker 12: entered and I'll take my two nieces. We've want a
Speaker 12: trip to sit a crime. Oh my god, oh so much.
Speaker 2: And who's your daughter with you, Samantha? Yeah, Hillo, Hello,
Speaker 2: are you live in.
Speaker 1: The radio right now?
Speaker 2: We're going to fly you to Sydney and you're off
Speaker 2: to the Royal Easter Show. You can you've won ten
Speaker 2: showbags as well, and you can have as many rides
Speaker 2: as you want.
Speaker 1: All day long. Thank you my pleasure, and tell them
Speaker 1: what is your name, Indy? Indy is a fantastic name,
Speaker 1: What a great name, Indy.
Speaker 2: Lovely talk to you and I hope you and Mama
Speaker 2: and all your niece as well have a great time
Speaker 2: at the Sydney or Easter Show. Okay, and have a
Speaker 2: lovely Easter. Thank you so much, Hay Easter Samounta. I'm
Speaker 2: so glad that bye bye. I'm so glad that you're
Speaker 2: today's winner. You're going to have a fantastic time there.
Speaker 2: We're going to fly you to Sydney as well, put
Speaker 2: you up for the night and give you six hundred
Speaker 2: dollars spending money as well. You're going to have a
Speaker 2: great time.
Speaker 3: With Indy as well.
Speaker 2: Congratulations. So much pleasure. I'm so glad it was you, Weld,
Speaker 2: Thank you, take care bye, indeed, Bossman.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christ and I tried calling through the studio this morning.
Speaker 2: Are you busy? We're busy, but we've always got time
Speaker 2: for you, my friend. I have DVDs if you're interested
Speaker 2: for your video store. I am always up for DVDs.
Speaker 2: The last video store on Earth will once more open
Speaker 2: its stores tomorrow to you. Okay, Christian. My mum, like you,
Speaker 2: still grease magpies with high but she does the not
Speaker 2: good morning, mister Magpie. She does Hi Maggie, Maggie, Maggie,
Speaker 2: and so the magpies go by Oi oi oil. She's
Speaker 2: never been swooped. Guys, I do a now Christianer. My
Speaker 2: husband lasts at many and things. I'm a bit simple.
Speaker 2: We're currently driving to Queensland, and now I can say
Speaker 2: I told you so all the way, all right time,
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: For what are the odds every Wednesday? Your stories of
Speaker 2: coincidence and chance, believe it or not? What you gotta
Speaker 2: be justhing me.
Speaker 3: Black?
Speaker 7: Were you with Cheryl who married a Hun?
Speaker 2: Who work with the Cheryl who married a Hun as well?
Speaker 1: All right, call it now.
Speaker 2: Your stories are coincidence and chance thirteen fifty five, twenty
Speaker 2: two A Christian. I'm brand new to the show. What
Speaker 2: does it sound like when you hear these stories? I've
Speaker 2: got something for you to demonstrate.
Speaker 9: I married my husband, whose name is Peter. I also
Speaker 9: have a brother named Peter. He has a brother in
Speaker 9: law named.
Speaker 12: Peter, and his best man was Peter. When I walked
Speaker 12: up the asle, there was Peter, Peter, Peter Peter. And
Speaker 12: when they said Peter, do you take Mary as your wife?
Speaker 9: They all said I do. Ninety eight Hey fro Airport.
Speaker 14: Help this guy carry some shoes to a car ended
Speaker 14: up being Jimmy Chu went.
Speaker 9: To the football sat next to an old couple and
Speaker 9: he was an old speedway racer.
Speaker 2: So I said, whereabouts for your base.
Speaker 9: Goes a little town called sort Nathan London, I said,
Speaker 9: on some sort me.
Speaker 2: We lived in the same house ten years apart. All right,
Speaker 2: Projessica Kitan has got a story. Sorry, there's nothing I
Speaker 2: could do to stop her. You're meant to be impartial
Speaker 2: and not get too attached to your ideas on this show.
Speaker 2: But but just again, it was demanding that I put
Speaker 2: her in the game. Literally, she was throwing shade over
Speaker 2: the emails I've had from listeners, going you can have those,
Speaker 2: but they're just feiler.
Speaker 7: She didn't stinky, excuse.
Speaker 1: Me, excuse me.
Speaker 15: I said they were fantastic, but one was longer and
Speaker 15: one was shorter.
Speaker 7: So I thought, you're going to rush this morning.
Speaker 15: You got someone to be No, if you wanted a
Speaker 15: fantastic short one, use that and then I can tell
Speaker 15: my story. Or if you want the long one, that's
Speaker 15: probably going to need more space.
Speaker 1: All right, let's hear what magic you've got them? All right,
Speaker 1: lebron Radio.
Speaker 15: At my wedding there was a very popular dish, the
Speaker 15: penne A la vodka. Now, everyone absolutely loved it, and
Speaker 15: all my aunties were like, please please please send me
Speaker 15: the recipe.
Speaker 5: So my auntie I was.
Speaker 1: Only about two there.
Speaker 7: You didn't cook it also in a restaurant cook it?
Speaker 15: No, they did, but I know the recipe for the
Speaker 15: Penela vodka. It's very famous.
Speaker 2: Our favorite chef by the way, to say, can you
Speaker 2: update things that Bogans love?
Speaker 5: So she was hounding me on me. I kept forgetting anyway.
Speaker 15: The other night, it was six o'clock, she messages me.
Speaker 15: She's like, please send me the recipe?
Speaker 1: Is it, Sue?
Speaker 5: It's my Auntie Sue.
Speaker 1: I knew it.
Speaker 2: She was a lively character. I liked Auntie Sue. I
Speaker 2: had a couple of good dances with Auntie Sue.
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's a real ripper and a big bogan.
Speaker 1: So, oh my god, she's a great You can't say
Speaker 1: that a family member of the radio.
Speaker 2: She was fate like, she.
Speaker 5: Loves being a bogan bean a Bergan's fantastic.
Speaker 2: You can't just call someone out. You kin't have a
Speaker 2: Bogan revealed? Can You're on the radio, Is that tomorrow
Speaker 2: show a Bogan reveal? Path We're raising our baby bag
Speaker 2: and starting with Auntie Sue.
Speaker 5: Anyway, So my Bogan Annie Sue. I send her the recipe.
Speaker 5: I send it to her. She goes get out of
Speaker 5: bloody town. What are the odds? She sends me a photo.
Speaker 15: At the moment I sent her the recipe, she was
Speaker 15: watching the chase, and on the chase they were asking
Speaker 15: this question. A pasta dish with creamy tomato sauce made
Speaker 15: with alcohol.
Speaker 5: Alcohol is penn.
Speaker 2: Ala what I've ever said about you?
Speaker 1: I take it back.
Speaker 2: That is gold plasmaka Rasy and the star of that
Speaker 2: Bogan Auntie Sue, Waha, that is incredible.
Speaker 5: I have the screenshot she sent me the phone.
Speaker 2: Incredible, right, that is that's a goat. That one is
Speaker 2: one of the best we've ever had. All right, what
Speaker 2: have you got there? And give us a called thirteen
Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two not Bogan family members. Let's do
Speaker 2: that tomorrow on the show with the Bogan reveal. Right
Speaker 2: now is what are the odds? You're stories off coincidence
Speaker 2: and everyone just take a moment, take a breath.
Speaker 1: There's been a lot.
Speaker 3: Are Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Your stories of coincidence and chance? Right now?
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Sue, Good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. Sue, Yes, good morning, Thank you. Now, Sue,
Speaker 2: what is your story first this morning?
Speaker 12: Well, my story is many many years ago, when my
Speaker 12: children were small or young, we went on a family
Speaker 12: holiday to Coffs Harbor and as children do, they were
Speaker 12: playing in the swimming pool and befriended some other kids
Speaker 12: and you know, they had a lovely time for an
Speaker 12: hour or two, and you know, we all all parted
Speaker 12: ways at the end of the Playton. Anyway, about two
Speaker 12: years later, we're on another family holiday and we're at
Speaker 12: Cannes Airport, so nowhere near Coffs Harbor or Sydney, where
Speaker 12: both families lived, and we're standing at the bag of
Speaker 12: carousel and we look over and what other chances it's
Speaker 12: the exact same family.
Speaker 11: You're kid.
Speaker 12: Anyway, so we sort of go over reintroduce ourselves. Everyone
Speaker 12: has a laugh about oh yes, we remember. You know,
Speaker 12: how funny that here we are now, you know, all
Speaker 12: this time on anyway, we sort of part ways again.
Speaker 12: We all make our way to our shuttle and we
Speaker 12: were staying in the exact same result in Palm Cove
Speaker 12: from camp What.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is incredible. Your two families that linked together.
Speaker 12: You meant to be Yeah, well maybe maybe we did.
Speaker 12: We did stay in touch for a little while post that,
Speaker 12: but then obviously life got busy with you know, I
Speaker 12: think five kids between us, so yeah, we just sort
Speaker 12: of but yeah, it was it was just yeah, and
Speaker 12: you know, the second holiday in Palm Cove it turned
Speaker 12: out to be really fabulous because all the kids had
Speaker 12: entertainment for the whole.
Speaker 1: Week and they got they reunited with their.
Speaker 12: Old mates exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: So this is a great story.
Speaker 2: So to give me an idea, we should try and
Speaker 2: find out who has remained in touch with holiday friends.
Speaker 2: Don't they're going to be in each other's nice for
Speaker 2: a long time. It fades like your suntann, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: It fades real quick, doesn't it.
Speaker 8: I actually stayed in touch with the guy who made
Speaker 8: my booking for a dolphin tour.
Speaker 7: It was really hard to actually get the tour, and.
Speaker 8: He snuck me into one of the tours and then
Speaker 8: I said, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 7: And we had a really good rapport.
Speaker 8: He added me on Instagram and we talked to each
Speaker 8: other for about six months afterwards.
Speaker 2: Just to see that six months is a long one.
Speaker 2: So thank you very much for your great story. Thanks
Speaker 2: on the show, and I have a love Easter YouTube.
Speaker 12: Bye bye, thank you.
Speaker 1: Hey, Michael, good morning, welcome to the showmate.
Speaker 9: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good Michael?
Speaker 2: All right, So Michael, what's your story of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 14: Well, I'm a retired detective from New South Wales and
Speaker 14: many years ago or arrested a fellow in relation to
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Speaker 14: being stupid as they are. He volunteered to go into
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Speaker 1: He volunteered to go into the lineup.
Speaker 14: We've got a volunteer to go into a lineup to
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Speaker 2: He was the other guy that was with him, the
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Speaker 14: The co offender, he said look.
Speaker 1: What he'd also volunteered. You've got Geniuses of the year.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so so we end up talking to this plague.
Speaker 14: It ends up he's friends with the guy. What are
Speaker 14: the odds it's the media going to a lineup he committed.
Speaker 2: That's a costly happy meal.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 14: We lock him up as well, and yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a good day's work it Wow. I love you
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Speaker 2: Corn the show Michael. I have a lovely Easter.
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