WEBVTT - FULL: Yearning For Lobster 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.805 I Heart Podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:12.965 You can hear more Gold one I four point three 0:00:13.045 --> 0:00:17.005 podcast playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app 0:00:18.204 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything Good? 0:00:19.685 --> 0:00:23.884 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:24.325 --> 0:00:25.244 Hey this is Christian. 0:00:25.485 --> 0:00:27.245 We're kind of a strange one for me right at 0:00:27.245 --> 0:00:28.964 the top of the show, but let's go for it anyway. 0:00:29.525 --> 0:00:32.445 There's a listener who emailed me, a podcast listener in 0:00:32.485 --> 0:00:35.525 the UK called pauled Johnson. Paul Johnson emailed me a 0:00:35.565 --> 0:00:38.685 couple years ago with an incredible story about my uncle Tom, 0:00:38.725 --> 0:00:42.525 who saved his life and then Carma came back around 0:00:42.604 --> 0:00:47.445 and I'll correspondent Paul saved someone related to Tom. 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Enjoy today's pod. 0:01:14.325 --> 0:01:16.765 A Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:01:17.085 --> 0:01:19.765 Good morning, Rio, Good morning, come on in, Pats. 0:01:19.805 --> 0:01:22.325 Good morning, Alex, Good morning Alex. 0:01:22.365 --> 0:01:25.205 You shouldn't have in your sport news and say it's 0:01:25.205 --> 0:01:28.085 a good win over the smallest country to ever qualify, 0:01:28.445 --> 0:01:31.605 Cureusel five to one. If you beat them one hundred one, 0:01:31.885 --> 0:01:34.005 you put it in a sports it is a moment 0:01:34.045 --> 0:01:38.325 of shame for the soccer US. It was one of us. 0:01:38.765 --> 0:01:42.925 It's a country of eighteen people. If you beat them 0:01:42.965 --> 0:01:45.645 one thousand to one, it's a majestic victory. 0:01:45.965 --> 0:01:46.845 Yeah, they's got a goal. 0:01:46.965 --> 0:01:49.565 Not happy, Jen, Yeah, I know, how did that happen? 0:01:49.725 --> 0:01:52.885 I know it's better it happens now though than in 0:01:52.925 --> 0:01:57.765 the big stage from the World Cups. All right, it 0:01:57.765 --> 0:01:59.605 was one all for a while and I was thinking, 0:01:59.845 --> 0:02:01.765 funny if that's the end result? 0:02:01.885 --> 0:02:03.085 Oh they did we lost to them? 0:02:03.165 --> 0:02:05.445 Oh my, You're like, don't get on that plane to 0:02:05.485 --> 0:02:09.364 go go me the Kit Boys or Kirous out. 0:02:10.285 --> 0:02:12.245 We've beat Cameroon and Cirous out now. 0:02:12.365 --> 0:02:15.084 Yeah, and then your next week Robert chat before it 0:02:15.085 --> 0:02:16.805 all begins is Mexico. 0:02:16.565 --> 0:02:18.845 Yes, Mexico before the World Cup begins in June. 0:02:18.885 --> 0:02:21.045 You know, well I can't wait. All right, let's talk 0:02:21.085 --> 0:02:23.365 about it. So this Wednesday morning, let's talk about a 0:02:23.405 --> 0:02:26.405 week so far. Three word weeks so far? Patsy, what's 0:02:26.405 --> 0:02:27.325 it for you, mate? Well? 0:02:27.405 --> 0:02:28.405 Forty k service? 0:02:28.805 --> 0:02:31.005 When did take in your car, even just for a 0:02:31.085 --> 0:02:35.085 minor service become so convoluted, Like I reckon, I've gone 0:02:35.165 --> 0:02:37.925 for major surgery and there's been less steps in checking 0:02:37.925 --> 0:02:40.405 in at the hospital than there is in leaving your 0:02:40.405 --> 0:02:41.445 car for fort right. 0:02:41.445 --> 0:02:43.605 It's so much admins insane. 0:02:43.925 --> 0:02:46.565 You go in, they're very good, good customer service, but 0:02:46.605 --> 0:02:48.965 I just really wanted to drop the keys off yesterday 0:02:49.005 --> 0:02:49.725 so I could get. 0:02:49.565 --> 0:02:52.805 Home and have a Nana napp. Oh no. You go 0:02:52.845 --> 0:02:54.405 to one desk and then they say. 0:02:54.285 --> 0:02:57.925 Okay, we'll just take you through to the service reception 0:02:58.605 --> 0:02:59.285 and we'll. 0:02:59.165 --> 0:02:59.845 Get your coffee. 0:03:00.005 --> 0:03:02.125 Oh no, no, no really, I'll just leave my cake. 0:03:02.245 --> 0:03:03.685 No oh no, no, we insist. 0:03:03.965 --> 0:03:05.165 So then you go to anything that. 0:03:05.205 --> 0:03:07.365 The amount of absin and bureaucracy you have to do 0:03:07.445 --> 0:03:09.485 the moment they get that clear board out from under 0:03:09.525 --> 0:03:12.125 the desk. It's never on the desk because they're all 0:03:12.165 --> 0:03:14.725 smiley smiley, and they go are you and you can 0:03:14.725 --> 0:03:16.325 you just fitt out and the clip what comes out? 0:03:16.605 --> 0:03:20.165 And you're like, god, damn, there's about five pages. Oh 0:03:20.525 --> 0:03:21.845 that manky old pain as. 0:03:21.725 --> 0:03:24.165 Well, and you get shamed for not having pre filled out. 0:03:24.085 --> 0:03:24.765 The question. 0:03:26.005 --> 0:03:28.565 We emailed you. Did you check your spam folders? 0:03:28.605 --> 0:03:30.125 Yeah? I just can't be bothered. 0:03:30.245 --> 0:03:32.405 Well, when I rang up to book it in, there 0:03:32.485 --> 0:03:34.285 was a problem with the back tire, and I thought, 0:03:34.285 --> 0:03:36.765 you know what, I'll just I'll just let them know what. 0:03:36.765 --> 0:03:38.685 In particular the problem with the back toe Is it 0:03:38.685 --> 0:03:39.205 how you drive? 0:03:39.525 --> 0:03:41.205 No, it's not how I drive it. 0:03:41.325 --> 0:03:44.485 Because we had a demonstration of old miss Daisies. Do 0:03:44.485 --> 0:03:48.085 you remember the power our parking chanting going? Why are 0:03:48.125 --> 0:03:50.005 the opposite of the speed of sound and the speed 0:03:50.045 --> 0:03:52.205 of light? What's at the other end of that spectrum? 0:03:52.245 --> 0:03:56.205 It's Patsy reversing a car so slowly it's glacial. 0:03:56.285 --> 0:03:58.765 I've got on dred percent of my driving tear. 0:03:59.005 --> 0:04:01.405 Because I think the guy just died during the test. 0:04:01.445 --> 0:04:03.485 You just you just grabbed his pen and filled it out. 0:04:04.125 --> 0:04:05.845 Well, I thought it'd same time when I booked it 0:04:05.885 --> 0:04:07.725 in for a service I said, look, these are the issues. 0:04:07.765 --> 0:04:10.245 Nothing major. I'll just be dropping the case off. No, 0:04:10.445 --> 0:04:13.165 it was like a ten point check with different people. 0:04:13.445 --> 0:04:14.965 And then I had to have a copper coffee and 0:04:14.965 --> 0:04:16.445 I said, no, really, I'm all coffeed up. 0:04:16.445 --> 0:04:16.925 I don't need it. 0:04:17.005 --> 0:04:17.485 Would you like it? 0:04:17.645 --> 0:04:19.844 And they send you that diagram where they've ringed what's 0:04:19.885 --> 0:04:21.924 wrong with the car, And it's like, it's my what 0:04:22.005 --> 0:04:25.325 I call dental theory. If you go into the dentists 0:04:25.364 --> 0:04:27.084 with check up, they'll find something wrong. 0:04:28.164 --> 0:04:28.645 That's true. 0:04:29.765 --> 0:04:31.004 They show you some photos. 0:04:31.085 --> 0:04:32.324 I don't know. Is that my mouth? 0:04:32.804 --> 0:04:34.805 I don't have any gold teeth. It's that guy. It's 0:04:34.844 --> 0:04:38.645 a wrapper. Apparently that's me. I don't have any gold. 0:04:40.645 --> 0:04:41.245 That's the thing. 0:04:41.284 --> 0:04:45.525 And they say cap price servicing. But apparently rotating tires 0:04:45.565 --> 0:04:47.005 and changing wiper blades. 0:04:47.525 --> 0:04:54.284 All tires rotat You got a real problem. They're rotating. 0:04:54.565 --> 0:04:56.085 But don't worry. We can do you a good deal 0:04:56.085 --> 0:05:00.484 on that. It's Tuesday's Anti Rotation special. 0:05:01.685 --> 0:05:04.124 Extra stuff you used to I'm sure used to be 0:05:04.164 --> 0:05:05.565 part of just a standard service. 0:05:05.724 --> 0:05:07.444 It no longer is anymore. 0:05:07.885 --> 0:05:10.404 And we're the because we get you know, oh, when 0:05:10.484 --> 0:05:13.325 you need to sanitize your air conditioner. 0:05:14.245 --> 0:05:15.164 That's fine. 0:05:15.245 --> 0:05:18.085 The air condition is fine, it's not rank. Just leave it. 0:05:18.164 --> 0:05:20.044 You don't need to do that. That was like another 0:05:20.085 --> 0:05:22.884 two forty. Oh it's shocking anyway. 0:05:23.044 --> 0:05:25.085 Yeah, when I got mine done recently, then they were 0:05:25.205 --> 0:05:26.645 like the guy you had to pay for all the 0:05:26.645 --> 0:05:28.365 sex of stuff you have to get done, or he 0:05:28.484 --> 0:05:31.125 was like set, they do that thing where if you 0:05:31.164 --> 0:05:34.645 don't deal with it today, anyone was like, I hate 0:05:34.685 --> 0:05:36.365 to see it happened to a guy like you. If 0:05:36.364 --> 0:05:40.164 you don't deal with doctor's giving you values. If you 0:05:40.205 --> 0:05:42.404 don't deal with this today, you will be back and 0:05:42.484 --> 0:05:43.884 it will be then they do that thing where they 0:05:43.924 --> 0:05:47.004 suck in their teeth and when we see you again 0:05:47.044 --> 0:05:51.645 in a strikeo not worse or a whistle a lot. 0:05:51.765 --> 0:05:53.525 This will be a lot worse and a lot more. 0:05:54.125 --> 0:05:56.325 You were like, oh, you can join the scheme for 0:05:56.325 --> 0:05:58.884 the next three years. I know that they start just 0:05:58.924 --> 0:06:01.404 throwing numbers and you don't know. This could be the 0:06:01.445 --> 0:06:04.085 greatest deal lever. But it reminds me that time when 0:06:04.085 --> 0:06:06.444 I signed up to get three three years worth of 0:06:06.484 --> 0:06:12.925 free pizza once a week. And then early in our marriage, 0:06:12.964 --> 0:06:15.205 I think my wife realized she'd made a very bad 0:06:15.245 --> 0:06:19.364 mistake and married a simpleton. I came home from work 0:06:19.404 --> 0:06:21.364 one day and I went, Shan, what what's all this 0:06:21.445 --> 0:06:24.805 paperwork here? From a very large and national pizza chain. 0:06:24.885 --> 0:06:26.325 I went, you don't believe the did I got to 0:06:26.364 --> 0:06:29.325 date Sky was going daw to door selling free pizza 0:06:29.404 --> 0:06:31.404 for the next three years. Every week. It's free. We 0:06:31.445 --> 0:06:34.164 don't pay, well, we pay a little bit for it. She's, well, 0:06:34.364 --> 0:06:36.964 we don't want pizza every week. Why have you signed 0:06:37.005 --> 0:06:40.725 up for three years? We probably have moved house. Do 0:06:40.765 --> 0:06:42.284 you then take the thing with you know you need 0:06:42.325 --> 0:06:43.805 to cancer when I'm not cancing it. This is a 0:06:43.885 --> 0:06:48.404 great deal. My wife called them and said they obviously 0:06:48.404 --> 0:06:51.125 refused to cancer because I'd signed all its extensive paperwork, 0:06:51.325 --> 0:06:53.685 but more or less said not making this up. That 0:06:53.885 --> 0:06:56.205 actually shame on them, that I was a person of 0:06:56.765 --> 0:06:59.805 limited cognitive She's not wrong. 0:06:59.924 --> 0:07:01.724 They gave the money back. 0:07:02.604 --> 0:07:05.924 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:05.964 --> 0:07:10.725 Yesterday on the show, we were talking about local business 0:07:10.804 --> 0:07:13.405 names and we're calling it punny business because there's those 0:07:13.405 --> 0:07:16.245 companies I always greatly appreciate they put an extra bit 0:07:16.245 --> 0:07:19.004 of time and thought into a funny amusing gives you 0:07:19.045 --> 0:07:20.644 a bit of a lift if you've seen them driving 0:07:20.685 --> 0:07:22.805 around and we're asking for which ones you've seen? 0:07:23.405 --> 0:07:24.285 Load came in off. 0:07:24.125 --> 0:07:28.525 The show yesterday Anthony and Perth kiss my grass guarding business, 0:07:29.364 --> 0:07:31.444 Endoor Plant High Company. My mum and dad used to 0:07:31.445 --> 0:07:36.165 own Gone Potty Christian in Brisbane. There is a music 0:07:36.165 --> 0:07:41.365 shop called Sacks Drums and rock and Roll. Damo Christians 0:07:41.405 --> 0:07:45.685 are a pub in London called stumble On in Oh, 0:07:45.965 --> 0:07:48.045 that's actually a great name for that. All right, So 0:07:48.205 --> 0:07:50.525 three word weeks so far? You can text me how's 0:07:50.525 --> 0:07:53.244 your week going so far? On three words four seventy 0:07:53.325 --> 0:07:56.285 five three one oh four three rhea? What's yours? 0:07:56.525 --> 0:07:58.045 Lamest injury ever? 0:07:58.205 --> 0:08:00.285 A couple of weeks ago, I went to the physio 0:08:00.285 --> 0:08:01.845 because I've had a bit of a sore wrist. 0:08:01.885 --> 0:08:02.444 So I went in. 0:08:02.525 --> 0:08:04.564 I said, look, I've been going to the gym a lot. 0:08:04.645 --> 0:08:06.684 I think I've probably done my wrist. It's hurting something 0:08:06.685 --> 0:08:07.884 a bit up near my shoulder. 0:08:07.965 --> 0:08:13.325 Well, bells too hard exactly, you've been overbelling it, he said, 0:08:13.364 --> 0:08:17.005 you and Rogan, yes, creating protein. 0:08:17.965 --> 0:08:21.485 He it's probably more in line with do you heez 0:08:21.525 --> 0:08:22.285 a computer a lot? 0:08:22.364 --> 0:08:22.444 Now? 0:08:22.565 --> 0:08:22.605 That? 0:08:22.925 --> 0:08:25.845 Yeah, He's like, probably that adds up more. 0:08:25.725 --> 0:08:29.765 With secretary to this type typing in your role. 0:08:29.885 --> 0:08:31.205 He said, what sort of mouse do you use? 0:08:31.285 --> 0:08:33.725 That? Just the regular mouse, not regular one, the cheapest 0:08:33.765 --> 0:08:36.444 one a company can find. It's actually a mouse. It's 0:08:36.485 --> 0:08:39.564 a dead mouse. The towel is the lead. That's what 0:08:39.685 --> 0:08:42.765 this company would use. Google it, they would actually Right now. 0:08:43.804 --> 0:08:46.564 He said, I think it's probably the mouse you're using 0:08:46.605 --> 0:08:48.125 an overused with the computer. 0:08:49.165 --> 0:08:51.645 Sure it's not the gym thing. 0:08:51.165 --> 0:08:53.885 I mean, you've been over using it with that computer, 0:08:53.925 --> 0:08:55.564 all right, heated rivals. 0:08:56.925 --> 0:09:01.245 Web no different. Now, wonder your eyesight is very bad, 0:09:01.245 --> 0:09:03.485 and I wonder how a guy your age your eyes 0:09:03.564 --> 0:09:06.885 could have eyes that bad. You should not have really 0:09:07.005 --> 0:09:09.805 genuinely has got the worst ice I've ever seen on 0:09:09.845 --> 0:09:12.724 a human being. It's sort of thing that an underground 0:09:13.084 --> 0:09:23.205 animal would have. It's because you're bent over that laptop 0:09:23.485 --> 0:09:25.205 the show to read. 0:09:25.245 --> 0:09:28.125 It takes ages to get any research out of you. 0:09:29.204 --> 0:09:31.925 Anyway, I'm not insinuating. 0:09:31.965 --> 0:09:34.645 I'm saying what it is, Okay, so. 0:09:34.725 --> 0:09:38.165 What I oblige. And I was like, okay, I'll try 0:09:38.165 --> 0:09:39.645 a new mouse. See if it's that. I got one 0:09:39.684 --> 0:09:42.485 of those vertical mouse mice where you it takes. 0:09:42.765 --> 0:09:45.285 One of those, one of those. I opted to get 0:09:45.285 --> 0:09:47.645 one of those looking ahead too. You know, now I'm 0:09:47.645 --> 0:09:49.725 in my fifties. I'll be doing this at some point. 0:09:49.725 --> 0:09:51.005 I'm pre habit. 0:09:51.684 --> 0:09:52.565 I've got one of those. 0:09:53.165 --> 0:09:53.925 It takes the weight of you. 0:09:54.165 --> 0:09:56.365 You feels like a gamer though, don't you. 0:09:56.725 --> 0:10:01.125 There's an up people and then that big sort of chair, Yes, 0:10:01.165 --> 0:10:02.165 that big gamer chair. 0:10:03.005 --> 0:10:05.925 Only twitch stream. 0:10:06.125 --> 0:10:08.045 So I've been using this new vertical mouse. 0:10:08.285 --> 0:10:10.005 Great they aren't they love? 0:10:10.285 --> 0:10:14.485 I get excited about using it creates around, so can tesla. 0:10:14.605 --> 0:10:17.365 Isn't they feel like sign it and space age? Yes, 0:10:17.684 --> 0:10:18.205 very much so. 0:10:18.765 --> 0:10:24.484 And unfortunately it has fixed the problem my wrist. It 0:10:24.525 --> 0:10:26.405 was the stipid my mouth. 0:10:26.204 --> 0:10:31.325 That I was using because I'm a lame nerved Alex. 0:10:31.365 --> 0:10:32.765 Your home alone at the moment, aren't you? 0:10:32.845 --> 0:10:33.005 Yeah? 0:10:33.005 --> 0:10:35.204 That's my three word week. Yeah, I'm home alone because 0:10:35.245 --> 0:10:37.604 Bonnie and the kids are away. I'm going to meet 0:10:37.645 --> 0:10:37.965 them up. 0:10:38.045 --> 0:10:40.525 Well, they just to take it off three stuff, leaving 0:10:40.605 --> 0:10:41.324 you behind. 0:10:41.125 --> 0:10:43.725 By all the chocolate eggs for us. No, I'm going 0:10:43.725 --> 0:10:46.365 to meet them up at Newcastle on Good Friday. 0:10:46.525 --> 0:10:51.804 So you do, and you're hiking up there on the truckers. 0:10:52.485 --> 0:10:55.765 Yeah, exactly hits, hiking walking along with my thumb haut. 0:10:55.845 --> 0:10:57.925 Imagine that the old days. But no, I have a 0:10:57.965 --> 0:10:59.844 great time, well, not a great time. I'm missing them 0:10:59.885 --> 0:11:00.725 very much, I must say. 0:11:00.725 --> 0:11:04.804 But first response was the right one. 0:11:05.204 --> 0:11:06.645 I gave myself away, didn't I. 0:11:06.725 --> 0:11:08.285 He came in this morning, he goes, I've had the 0:11:08.324 --> 0:11:09.765 best sleep without the family. 0:11:09.925 --> 0:11:14.445 Now, uninterrupted sleep. This is this bit here, This next 0:11:14.444 --> 0:11:16.925 couple of day is cherished because this is your Easter break. Yes, 0:11:17.125 --> 0:11:19.885 because once you reunite with your family and it's the 0:11:19.965 --> 0:11:22.444 Easter holiday, that ain't no holiday when your. 0:11:22.365 --> 0:11:23.844 Kids are your age. This is it. 0:11:23.925 --> 0:11:26.565 This is your holiday. I'm watching my shows, I'm watch 0:11:26.684 --> 0:11:30.085 whatever you want. I'm not having to the bedtime routine. Bliss, 0:11:30.324 --> 0:11:31.965 it's the best. I had a ham, cheese and tomato 0:11:32.045 --> 0:11:33.285 toasted sandwich last night. 0:11:33.365 --> 0:11:33.645 It was. 0:11:36.084 --> 0:11:36.364 Wow. 0:11:38.965 --> 0:11:42.845 I don't know what you could have got anything, You 0:11:42.845 --> 0:11:43.285 know what I had? 0:11:43.405 --> 0:11:45.405 And I had a bottle of mayonnaise and I'm just 0:11:45.405 --> 0:11:47.364 dipping it in the mayonnaise and just eating. 0:11:47.125 --> 0:11:51.604 It and fer this is evolving, and so what do 0:11:51.645 --> 0:11:53.045 you what are you going to do today with your 0:11:53.045 --> 0:11:53.485 free time? 0:11:53.564 --> 0:11:54.365 You know what I'm going to do. 0:11:54.405 --> 0:11:59.884 I'm gonna go and watch you a movie. 0:11:57.804 --> 0:12:00.045 By myself Saturday. I can't recommend enough. 0:12:00.084 --> 0:12:03.685 Patsy's seen it epic, The Elvis, Elvis Live in Concert, 0:12:03.684 --> 0:12:05.645 It's an hour and a half, Alex It's it's a 0:12:05.645 --> 0:12:07.605 work of art. What they've done, what Basilean did with 0:12:07.605 --> 0:12:11.445 that bas Lemon's credit. It's a great director. 0:12:11.605 --> 0:12:13.005 Yeah, okay, well that's on the laws. 0:12:13.125 --> 0:12:15.084 Could you get any more of an Australian name for 0:12:15.165 --> 0:12:18.405 an Australian director than Bats? I actually think that's know, 0:12:18.525 --> 0:12:23.964 Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsese, what's the Hossi guy called bas? 0:12:24.525 --> 0:12:28.605 Check out what a ba z bas? It should just 0:12:28.645 --> 0:12:33.324 be bass drop the Luhmann. It's not Australian bass or 0:12:33.405 --> 0:12:35.165 everyone's raving about Project Helm Mary. 0:12:35.324 --> 0:12:36.684 Yeah, that's on the list. 0:12:36.925 --> 0:12:39.125 Ryan Gosling apparently it's amazing. 0:12:40.245 --> 0:12:43.125 Gosling is one of the funniest sort of comic actors 0:12:43.204 --> 0:12:45.165 right now in Hollywood. So under effortless. 0:12:45.285 --> 0:12:47.724 Yeah, one battle after another. I'm really keen to say 0:12:47.725 --> 0:12:48.645 that that's still on the movies. 0:12:48.725 --> 0:12:51.285 That is incredible. Yeah, yeah, go and see that cinema. 0:12:51.324 --> 0:12:53.125 I know it's on streaming now, but it's not the 0:12:53.125 --> 0:12:54.964 same as too when it's a big movie like that, 0:12:55.165 --> 0:12:57.285 and it's quite a sprawling movie. Go and see the cinema. 0:12:57.324 --> 0:12:59.965 Otherwise you'll break it down into it like a Netflix show. 0:12:59.965 --> 0:13:02.685 You'll end up watching it in ten installments. It's really 0:13:02.684 --> 0:13:03.125 really good. 0:13:03.684 --> 0:13:05.844 Christian Connor Show podcast. 0:13:06.564 --> 0:13:09.685 Now our sports guy Alex home alone for a couple 0:13:09.684 --> 0:13:11.645 of days, who have been reunited with his family for Easter. 0:13:11.965 --> 0:13:13.645 And yesterday, you know, he could have had any kind 0:13:13.684 --> 0:13:15.724 of takeaway, any kind of oubris, whatever he wanted. 0:13:15.925 --> 0:13:18.125 It went through to some humble kind of ham. 0:13:18.204 --> 0:13:21.125 She's toasting, all right, and during the ad break, then 0:13:21.324 --> 0:13:23.245 next I said to Rio, is interesting. He could have 0:13:23.285 --> 0:13:26.165 gone for anything. And Rio, so he's a very simple man. 0:13:26.444 --> 0:13:30.365 He's not someone he actually said this. He's not someone hmmm, 0:13:30.684 --> 0:13:33.885 he's not someone that would yearn and these are your 0:13:33.925 --> 0:13:35.405 exact words. True, this is true. 0:13:35.444 --> 0:13:36.484 He's just sorry he would. 0:13:36.444 --> 0:13:37.765 Yearn from lobster. 0:13:39.324 --> 0:13:40.445 I don't know anyone. 0:13:40.845 --> 0:13:42.444 And then I realized that Rio was the kind of 0:13:42.444 --> 0:13:44.845 guy who who does yearn for lobster. 0:13:45.165 --> 0:13:47.445 For lobsterday, Wow, year. 0:13:49.845 --> 0:13:53.484 In front of a delicious Sydney lobster. You can take 0:13:53.525 --> 0:13:57.925 the boy out of Sydney who yearns for lobster. I 0:13:58.005 --> 0:14:01.084 said to Real, I yearned for when the kids were younger, 0:14:01.564 --> 0:14:06.245 time gone by, yearning for lobster unless his spin a crab. 0:14:07.725 --> 0:14:11.405 I trade that all for some delicious shellfish right now, 0:14:11.444 --> 0:14:16.325 because you have absolutely it's a very delicate flavor. 0:14:17.765 --> 0:14:21.685 Get that fall that's out of the experience you. 0:14:21.725 --> 0:14:24.965 Clearly, I'm not someone who years Just just for the record, 0:14:25.005 --> 0:14:26.645 do you yearn for lobster? Alex? 0:14:26.805 --> 0:14:27.485 No, I did not. 0:14:27.725 --> 0:14:29.925 There's a lot of effort goes into loveter, but I 0:14:29.965 --> 0:14:32.285 have gone up in that rio's estimation. He said to me, 0:14:32.725 --> 0:14:35.405 do you cook, Alex? Yeah, sometimes he goes, what do 0:14:35.485 --> 0:14:40.805 you go to? It's a well prawn linguini, so bit chillior, 0:14:40.805 --> 0:14:41.925 What do you for flavor chili? 0:14:41.965 --> 0:14:44.925 Oh yeah, yes, bit of crap. Sometimes it's it was 0:14:45.005 --> 0:14:47.965 literally churning his nose up us right now. No, no, 0:14:48.165 --> 0:14:50.484 you say it's common folk. I know you well, I'm 0:14:50.525 --> 0:14:52.645 not anymore with Alex. He has gone up in my books. 0:14:53.765 --> 0:14:55.525 You two noeople that yearn for lobster. 0:14:55.645 --> 0:14:58.685 No, no, I love a. 0:14:58.645 --> 0:15:03.725 Fresh oyster with nothing on it straight out that that 0:15:03.725 --> 0:15:05.325 that that that bit of the bay where you live, Well, 0:15:05.325 --> 0:15:07.045 I wouldn't have it straight with that poo worked around 0:15:07.045 --> 0:15:07.485 the corner. 0:15:08.165 --> 0:15:10.525 Anyway. Listen, guys, let's talk about the Sydney right us 0:15:10.565 --> 0:15:13.845 to show can we Sydney ron is to show it's 0:15:13.845 --> 0:15:16.885 back from tomorrow, April the second to the thirteenth. Grab 0:15:16.925 --> 0:15:20.085 early bird tickets and save. Yeah, it's April the first 0:15:20.085 --> 0:15:22.205 to day, isn't it all? Pinch punch first? 0:15:22.245 --> 0:15:25.765 A month April Fools, don't Patsy. 0:15:25.485 --> 0:15:28.285 Sent a team email Yes to Anything, warning us that 0:15:28.365 --> 0:15:31.005 it was April Fools today and that she is not 0:15:31.045 --> 0:15:32.925 a fan. According it irresponsible. 0:15:32.965 --> 0:15:33.285 It is. 0:15:33.365 --> 0:15:36.124 It's stupid when they do faking news stories and no 0:15:36.165 --> 0:15:37.085 one's got time for that. 0:15:37.365 --> 0:15:41.365 You're listening to old timer talk back radio on to 0:15:41.405 --> 0:15:43.885 aptand it oh he's done. 0:15:44.005 --> 0:15:47.565 Kids knocking on my door saying that why too bugs 0:15:47.765 --> 0:15:48.285 is back? 0:15:48.485 --> 0:15:50.565 You will only hear genuine news and sports. 0:15:50.605 --> 0:15:51.405 Well, I wouldn't say that. 0:15:51.445 --> 0:15:52.405 I've heard it of eight years. 0:15:52.485 --> 0:15:53.005 Quite a lot of it. 0:15:53.005 --> 0:15:55.565 It's quite a lot of April Fools press releases. 0:15:55.845 --> 0:15:59.205 Good news at seven to eleven. They're launching some new socks. 0:15:59.765 --> 0:16:01.565 That's your news. Now you're up to date. 0:16:03.565 --> 0:16:06.885 Like that, April Fools. 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