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Speaker 1: It's a Christian Condall Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I met this really nice sheep.

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Speaker 1: On the way.

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Speaker 3: Up.

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Speaker 4: Color always drives Christian o.

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Speaker 1: Connall Show on Gold one O four point three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning Wednesday morning. It's to Christian O'Connor show.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Jack, come on in packs good morning. Before

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Speaker 4: we get into today's show, tell me this guy's right.

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Speaker 4: Do you have any kind of to do list that's ongoing?

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Speaker 4: Because grown up life sadly kids, if you're listening right now,

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Speaker 4: grown up life, if you're running towards it as a kid,

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Speaker 4: It's an endless daily to do list, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: You cross things off and you think it's just keep.

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Speaker 4: More, just dropping and dropping and dropping. Do you have

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Speaker 4: one on your phone? I have the I use the

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Speaker 4: iPhone reminders, but I keep forgetting it to look at

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Speaker 4: the reminders. Okay, but that is where my wife just

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Speaker 4: drives her nuts because I forget to do stuff that

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Speaker 4: I said I would do, and she's all about allocating tasks. Fairly, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: what do you do? Where is your to do list?

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Speaker 2: In my notes on my phone and in my diary?

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Speaker 2: I sort of double up?

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Speaker 4: You can you tell me? Sound right? Do you mind

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Speaker 4: opening up right now.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, I've got to turn my phone on because

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Speaker 2: I turn it off while I'm on here.

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Speaker 5: This will discuss you the the thing I use for

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Speaker 5: my to do list?

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Speaker 4: What do you use?

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Speaker 5: I found one online that say people said this is

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Speaker 5: the best one ever, and then I went to get

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Speaker 5: it and it costs seventy dollars. Oh, come on that

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Speaker 5: that's a ripple.

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Speaker 4: What do they do? I'd want someone to do that

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Speaker 4: for me. You can get someone to do with actually

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Speaker 4: anything like a buck.

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Speaker 5: It's called things on mac Things seventy bucks. I thought, well,

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Speaker 5: if it makes me more efficient, it's worth what to do.

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Speaker 5: It is the biggest waste of money.

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Speaker 4: And comes out and goes back writing I forgot what

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Speaker 4: it drives you there overpowers your car.

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Speaker 5: Is the biggest waste of money I've ever spent. I

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Speaker 5: hardly ever go in there.

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Speaker 4: And also what is it about the name things which

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Speaker 4: just made it the simplest. Life's complicated enough, So just

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Speaker 4: get the things done to enjoy the great things? Marketing

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Speaker 4: meeting over so on my to do list, right, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: how many items on yours?

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Speaker 2: Three today?

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Speaker 4: Right? Yeah? Do you mind sharing them? Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 2: So I've got to pick up Audrey's school kilt.

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Speaker 4: I pick up your daughter? Was there? Pick up Audrey?

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Speaker 4: Don't really need to do this, pick up a.

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Speaker 2: Kilt's school kilt. They keep dry cleaning it wrong every day.

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Speaker 4: Were yesterday we heard about the orchards and they're petting zoo.

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Speaker 4: There's at school now they have to wear a kilt.

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Speaker 4: Is she in the highlands in Scotland? Just sent her

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Speaker 4: away somewhere by ship. We'll see you when you're twenty one.

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Speaker 4: We send you off to a very intent Scottish finishing

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Speaker 4: school for young ladies.

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Speaker 2: The other thing I've got on my least is she's

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Speaker 2: demanded that we have chicken my chicken curry for dinners

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Speaker 2: like cook curry. So I've got to get this special

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Speaker 2: paste I get at the super much.

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Speaker 4: Disorders and demands from your daughter.

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Speaker 5: And then I want to wear a kilt and carry.

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Speaker 4: For dinner in the kilt.

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Speaker 2: And the other one is book flu injection with doctor.

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Speaker 2: I've got to get my floy vaccine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that time of the year, isn't it, do you know?

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Speaker 4: By the wire, if someone told me yesterday they've just

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Speaker 4: been vaccinated, you can go down just get vaccinated.

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Speaker 5: The exhibition building.

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Speaker 4: Can we show that right?

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Speaker 2: No, we've got to be in one A.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means that class.

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Speaker 2: No, so you've got to be emergency, you know, like

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Speaker 2: high risk workers like a nurse or a doctor or.

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Speaker 4: This friend of mine is none of those. He wants

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Speaker 4: an it. It's an important job. But I can't call

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Speaker 4: him frontline of the help desk. I mean, when it

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Speaker 4: goes wrong, they are the frontline. But even he would go,

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Speaker 4: we're not on the front line. But he's been vaccinated

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Speaker 4: and he's not over fifty.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's fair. Is he high risk though he hasn't

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Speaker 2: got diabetes or anything like that.

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Speaker 4: No, he just went around to was it Jeff Shed?

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Speaker 2: Jeff shedd?

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Speaker 4: You just said you go down there and get vaccinatee

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Speaker 4: when Jeff is now doing it in Shed. Come on,

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Speaker 4: sort it out. I'll take you through my to do

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Speaker 4: list next christ.

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Speaker 1: You o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: This is my to do list right, three items? Like you, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: my wife's to do list. She's got eighteen items.

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Speaker 5: There's an imbalanced thing. She's doing more chores than you.

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Speaker 4: I asked to see it the other day at number

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Speaker 4: one is cool? Michelle her eyelash lady.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's always number one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, number one. Cool, Michelle said, I could easy fit

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Speaker 4: out my three with drive to work, park the car

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Speaker 4: at work, get in the lift, chant to sue the boss,

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Speaker 4: call the other boss who never returns my calls. I

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Speaker 4: could easily get to eighteen like that.

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Speaker 5: But don't you sometimes put things on your to do

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Speaker 5: list like that so that you tick off a few

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Speaker 5: easy ones and it's like, all right now I'm getting to.

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Speaker 4: Let's go get out of big arnies. To do list here,

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Speaker 4: it's just stuff like read, sit on backside, stare out window. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: the big thing on here for me is measure the oven.

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Speaker 4: Now you might think, oh, you're gonna measure it them

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Speaker 4: by No, I'm to measure the oven and report back

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Speaker 4: to my boss, my wife, she will make the purchase

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Speaker 4: and decisions. That's what runs in our company slash family.

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Speaker 4: Trouble is, though, measuring the oven isn't just easy one

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Speaker 4: those it's it sits on the floor. You all know

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Speaker 4: what a kickboard is. Yes, right, this overn was in

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Speaker 4: the house when we what's the word moved in? I

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Speaker 4: don't know why. Yes, I woke up one day in

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Speaker 4: someone else's house kickboard, moving in, become familiar with the

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Speaker 4: moving in process. It's also it's early.

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Speaker 5: Do you guys have that here in some way?

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Speaker 4: You know, you go into another another place with wolves.

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Speaker 4: So this oven that was there we moved into the house. Right,

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Speaker 4: this oven, it's now it's on its last legs. Okay,

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Speaker 4: there's a terrible rattling noise that's been going on for

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Speaker 4: months that now is getting louder and louder and louder.

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Speaker 4: And I thought I'd better open the door when it's

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Speaker 4: making this right no noises. It was. The grill is

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Speaker 4: now hanging off, you know, it's falling in. I don't

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Speaker 4: think it's much more before it just blows up. Right,

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Speaker 4: But it's the kickboard. I don't know whether the oven

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Speaker 4: is sat on something like a plint, or it goes

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Speaker 4: behind the kickboard to the floor.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes the kickboard is just something at the front, so

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Speaker 5: it's not actually sitting on it.

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Speaker 4: Jery's call it what it is, a facade. I've always

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Speaker 4: wanted to say that word in context. Forty eight I've arrived.

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Speaker 4: I hit peak life. I've just used a grown up

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Speaker 4: word like facade in the right. Yeah, And I don't

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Speaker 4: know how to put it away, to see behind the facade,

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Speaker 4: like ap peering behind the colonel of the Wizard of

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Speaker 4: Oz at mister rave and are you there or is

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Speaker 4: it a plint that it would sit on?

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Speaker 5: I reckon, the oven's got to town feet onto the

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Speaker 5: floor and the kickboard is just a facade.

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Speaker 4: But how am I going to find this out? Hence

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Speaker 4: why I'm nervous about the measurement process ordering a new

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Speaker 4: oven and it being the completely wrong size. You can't

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Speaker 4: send it back, can't you? You can't put an oven

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Speaker 4: in your car, drive it tors post and try and

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Speaker 4: fit it in that metallic bit imagine a poor postage

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Speaker 4: and that with you on his shoulder and that little bike.

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Speaker 5: So could you crowba the kickboard off?

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Speaker 4: You've got crow bar?

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Speaker 5: I can bring a crowbar in?

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Speaker 4: Have you've got crowbar? What have you got crowbar for?

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Speaker 5: Just in case you need a crowbars something?

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Speaker 4: What do you need a crowbar for? You don't work

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Speaker 4: in the trades industry? Of no business with the crowbar.

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Speaker 5: The crowbar I have actually was handed down to me

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Speaker 5: by my dad.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's a generational crowbar family crow bar. Actually, could

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Speaker 4: you bring in the crowbar tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Yes, but it has sentimental value to me, remember, so

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Speaker 4: To try to throw it in there for fun.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast earlier.

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Speaker 4: How life is just that, It's just a constant kind

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Speaker 4: of to do list, isn't it. You'll got to do

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Speaker 4: this summer, whether it's in your head and you can

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Speaker 4: remember what's on your to do list, or whether you

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Speaker 4: put it on your phone and you try and tick

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Speaker 4: off the items. And at the moment there are just

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Speaker 4: three things on my to do list on the phone.

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Speaker 4: There's there's one big thing which is just filling me

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Speaker 4: and that is measure the oven. And I know it

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Speaker 4: might sound really basic, like how dumb is this pomme

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Speaker 4: that you can't even get a tape messire out and

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Speaker 4: measure the oven. The thing is the oven. I can't

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Speaker 4: see its feet, all right, it's behind we've establishers behind it,

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Speaker 4: the kickboard that acts as a kind of facade. All right,

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Speaker 4: if you just tuned in, stay with okay, I need

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Speaker 4: you out. I don't know whether there's a couple of

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Speaker 4: Slash kickboard, or it's just sat on some kind of plint,

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Speaker 4: like the oven is like some kind of giant microwave.

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Speaker 4: You slot it in and out. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 4: People have called in. I didn't ask anyone to call in,

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Speaker 4: but people have called in trying to help me out

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Speaker 4: because you're nice people, and I'm struggling right now, Josh,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Josh. Well I'm struggling, Josh. How can he

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Speaker 7: Well, you shouldn't really need a croobio unless you want

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Speaker 7: to destroy it. Just from experience. I'm a capeter. I'm

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Speaker 7: not a cabinet maker, but from experience a point in

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Speaker 7: the park cabinets you should only need a drill just

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Speaker 7: there and do some screws that they're hidden behind some stickers.

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Speaker 4: Can I just say case people were tuned in, I

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Speaker 4: wasn't going to go the crowbar way, Jack Post said,

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Speaker 4: what you need here? What you need here is a crowbar. Okay,

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Speaker 4: thank god, Josh. You've called in some kind of intervention

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Speaker 4: right now? Or I actually I might have demonister.

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Speaker 5: Actually, the more I think about it, do you want

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Speaker 5: to put the kickboard back? After the new oucome of

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Speaker 5: good point? Don't use the krobah.

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Speaker 4: Because Josha stepped in here. So Josh, what what should

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Speaker 4: I do then? With the screwdriver and the drill.

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Speaker 7: Well, there should only be little stickers to hide the

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Speaker 7: screws so you don't see screws on the inside of

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Speaker 7: the cabinet. So you just peel off the sticker and

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Speaker 7: you should be able to undo all those screws and

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Speaker 7: pull the whole kick her off and then you can

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Speaker 7: put it back on once you measured it.

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Speaker 4: All right, But the kickboard is like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Take it by the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Loads of emails came in since yesterday's show, all about

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Speaker 4: Some of these emails are incredible. This is from Grant Christianist.

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Speaker 4: Forgetting my kit and got my trainers. So I was

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: School Sports Trauma one in Christian. My school sports trauma

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Speaker 4: still gives me shivers today involves forgetting my uniform. A

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Speaker 4: This is unbelievable. My sports teacher, Christian, taught me how

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Speaker 4: No, that is not a way to teach anyone to swim.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Hell are you? I'm good? So let's go

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Speaker 11: I think it was back in ninety one. We were

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Speaker 11: See you guys, Billy.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, I'm good Billy. Welcome to the show. Quick

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Speaker 4: counter Belly. Then we get into it, guys, Belly, what's

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Speaker 12: Well, this is back in the late eighties, you know.

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Speaker 12: a basketball to the head.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean to the head thrown at you?

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Speaker 4: Well, and why are you allowed to dodge it. Listen

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Speaker 12: And know I was was full on. So certainly you're

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Speaker 4: I'm good. Peter. You're the one with the javelin. We've

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Speaker 4: Jovian story, Beter, just quickly.

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Speaker 6: most of my time picking him up, dodging the javelins

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Speaker 6: who was throwing at me.

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Speaker 4: There's a fine between psychotic behavior and attempted murder.

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Speaker 6: What he was, he was pretty full on those.

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Speaker 4: Throwing space in the air at young kids because you're

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Speaker 4: two older brothers and you called him the clown first. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: zero tolerance. He's going to stand it out there.

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Speaker 6: I spent a lot of time dodging after that.

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Speaker 4: The javelin throw its lap term. Yeah, but anyways, like

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Speaker 4: a man dictated and throwing them all right, Peter, thank

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Speaker 4: you very much for the Chaplin story.

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Speaker 1: No more caols now, christ you'connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Jack has been getting into chess seventeen hours a week.

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Speaker 5: You're playing online at least? Yeah, I watched The Queen's Gambit.

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Speaker 5: Everybody loved The Queen's Gambut on Netflix, but I took

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Speaker 5: it one step further and now it has become a

452
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Speaker 5: complete obsession of mine. Jack's Gambit according to screen time,

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Speaker 5: I played seventeen hours last week.

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Speaker 4: This is great. So last week I send a Jack,

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Speaker 4: you haven't actually played against a physical person?

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Speaker 5: No, I just played the app.

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Speaker 4: So I said, would you be up for if I

458
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Speaker 4: found a listener of your equivalent level for you to

459
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Speaker 4: have your first game encounter, and I've got someone for you,

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Speaker 4: a mystery person, Yeah, would be revealed in the next

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Speaker 4: hour before that. Then it's Wednesday, right the middle of

462
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Speaker 4: the week. Are you guys winning or losing your week

463
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Speaker 4: so far? Patsy, what's it for you?

464
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Speaker 2: I think I must be losing because I got suckered

465
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Speaker 2: in it the supermarket last night to buy our nine

466
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Speaker 2: year old some Manilla folders for school, like more stationary.

467
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Speaker 4: Getting from the cupboard hair. Have you've seen them? Right?

468
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Speaker 4: There's like way too much that. Who is using Millilla

469
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Speaker 4: folders at a radio station? You know those top of

470
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Speaker 4: the hour things Huggy does at nine o'clock. They all

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Speaker 4: got me filed away, you know.

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Speaker 2: No, if people didn't know, my husband works for Office Works,

473
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Speaker 2: so we already look like we've got an office works

474
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Speaker 2: in our office. At home, we've got post it nights

475
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Speaker 2: coming out of our ears and some of that I.

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Speaker 4: Imagine, like Chris is like a kiosk right and in

477
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Speaker 4: there he's got like, you know, all brand new amazing

478
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Speaker 4: stuff that isn't even out of the shells yet, like

479
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Speaker 4: a whole new level of like you know, when They

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Speaker 4: don't even bring out the new map books of like

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Speaker 4: the future of lever Arch files that we don't even

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Speaker 4: know about yet that they can do with it.

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Speaker 2: It's like an Aladdin's Caves. You open the wardrobe door

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Speaker 2: and it's post it notes and pens and sharpies. Christian,

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Speaker 2: it'd be a dream for you.

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Speaker 4: I don't think if you want for office works you

487
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Speaker 4: have to sort of store it at home.

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Speaker 5: Are you outing him with someone who's stealing from work?

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Speaker 4: What are you saying.

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Speaker 2: He's taking it to clients all the new products?

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Speaker 5: Well, why does it have to sit in his in

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Speaker 5: his cupbo.

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Speaker 2: Because is on the road. He's a WREA.

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Speaker 4: But he's not opening his car boot and they're going

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Speaker 4: more about this post it.

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Speaker 2: If they actually do, Yes, he does, his.

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Speaker 4: Cargoes meet around the back of the car. The car

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Speaker 4: boot looks around under the spare wheel post it notes

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Speaker 4: contraband half price to you retail, two dollars.

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Speaker 10: For you one do.

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Speaker 13: So.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just like bursting at the scenes with Stationary

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Speaker 2: and I got sucking into buying more, like that's what

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Speaker 2: we need.

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Speaker 4: Can I just go to Chris's secret supplying cupboard is

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Speaker 4: Smash and get some of that.

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Speaker 2: These were special. These were like bronze colored folders and

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Speaker 2: she just had to have them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jackie Boy, winning or losing the week?

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Speaker 5: I'm winning actually because I went to the dentist yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Usually the reason that you would be losing the week.

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Speaker 5: But my dentist has put in a TV on his ceiling.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know this was a thing. I had to

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Speaker 4: go last week. And there's it's no longer in front

516
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Speaker 4: of you. Wheel don't it's on the ceiling.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you've got it as well. I have such a nomalty.

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Speaker 5: They put you in those ugly sunglasses and you wheel

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Speaker 5: back and then I'm watching Channel nine. I'm watching a

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Speaker 5: TV show about kids getting their driver's license while he's

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Speaker 5: cleaning away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and did you find it more relaxing having it

523
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Speaker 4: on the scene and in front of you?

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Speaker 5: I found it so distracting from you know, the thing

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Speaker 5: that he's putting in your mouth.

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Speaker 4: I don't even They just talk about you in the

527
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Speaker 4: dentist's chair like you're not not there. It's that a conversation.

528
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Speaker 4: It's always that guy or lady behind his shoulder, right,

529
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Speaker 4: it's sort of nods when you're going, and then there

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Speaker 4: you go clues or nine or they do L five

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Speaker 4: A clues or on that they're just talking code, aren't they.

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Speaker 4: One you're just sort of sat there. And that horrible

533
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Speaker 4: thing is that one where they put the hoover in.

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Speaker 4: There's that miniature pickaxe that that thing just oh when

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Speaker 4: they start chipping away filling.

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Speaker 5: See I like the hoover thing that sucks up. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: why because that means you don't have to swallow. That's

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Speaker 5: what they.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't like swallowing sensation though, don't you like you need

540
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Speaker 2: to but you know you can't.

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Speaker 5: I like the vacuum. The worst bit for me is

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Speaker 5: that awkward moment when you were in the ugly sunglasses.

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Speaker 5: You got your little bib on and you have to

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Speaker 5: crunch up and drink the little flavored water.

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Speaker 4: If you have a feeling and you've got no sensation,

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Speaker 4: it just it just pours out and they just have

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Speaker 4: your face.

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Speaker 5: It's a very vulnerable moment.

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Speaker 4: I wonder where we could ever start a hipster trend

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Speaker 4: of buying, you know, those ugly sunglasses they've got and

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Speaker 4: actually weighing them around town. When Summer's.

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Speaker 1: Christianconnell Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 4: Show, I'm I'm losing a week if I'm really honest, right,

554
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Speaker 4: there's two things that I've got going on the other

555
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Speaker 4: day for second time the last couple of months, my

556
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Speaker 4: oldest daughter hadn't backed up on her laptop a big

557
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Speaker 4: school project. She's sixteen, so she's doing like these big

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Speaker 4: essays like two thousand words or some like that. They

559
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Speaker 4: keeps saying, you've got to back it up. So it's

560
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Speaker 4: now my job to be in charge of both of

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Speaker 4: my daughter's laptops and how they back up their work

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Speaker 4: to some kind of backup device, you know, when you

563
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Speaker 4: lean too hard or something. I was lecturing them like,

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Speaker 4: you know, I've written amic and I can't lose chas

565
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Speaker 4: and then they went, can you sort out how we

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Speaker 4: back it up to a cloud? And I went.

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Speaker 5: The fact that you're the I in these terrifying for everyone.

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Speaker 4: Those two people are now going to foil their education.

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Speaker 4: And I did the old it isn't for me to

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Speaker 4: fix everything, qush it back, and then we're going, actually,

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Speaker 4: this kind of thing it is, you know, cybersecurity, And

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Speaker 4: now I've taken it on and going, I don't know,

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Speaker 4: is it too much to bring their laptops in and

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Speaker 4: get you know, the team here just to back up

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Speaker 4: those as well to the gold cloud. I mean, what

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Speaker 4: are the songs backs up on? I mean, what do

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Speaker 4: you back up stuff?

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Speaker 5: I think it does it automatically. Yeah, time machine has

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Speaker 5: called on a mech is it?

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Speaker 4: I don't really know how I noticed. If I asked

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Speaker 4: Jack of follow up question, it's always I'm not really sure. Actually, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: are you backing up the news?

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Speaker 14: No?

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Speaker 4: Have you got to say for the last thirty five

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Speaker 4: years of news and probable all I have.

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Speaker 2: I'm so old school. I have a hard copy of

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Speaker 2: my news in case my computer crashes. That's my backup.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to know what I don't even know

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Speaker 4: what cloud to do it with these days. There's too

590
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Speaker 4: many different clouds, isn't There's a Google one, the Apple one,

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Speaker 4: and then they fight it out in the cloud for

592
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Speaker 4: dominance today. Then there's the ask Zeneka one or that.

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Speaker 4: The other thing that I've taken on, which is like,

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Speaker 4: I don't even know where to start. Right My fourteen

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Speaker 4: year old Orter Lowis said, I want to do some

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Speaker 4: voluntary work right on. It's one great and they go,

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Speaker 4: what do you want to do? Because I think and

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Speaker 4: there's there iss places you can go and help out

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Speaker 4: for free. She goes, I want to help out an

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Speaker 4: animal shelter. That's trying to think. I said, right, okay,

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Speaker 4: you know what you're like, where do you even where?

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Speaker 4: I don't even know where are animal shelters. I don't

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Speaker 4: even know where to begin. Is there like a long

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Speaker 4: wait in this or be with a one to volunteer

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Speaker 4: at animal sheltering. It's great thing that she wants to do,

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Speaker 4: but I started to google it yesterday and I don't

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Speaker 4: even know want.

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Speaker 5: I think one thing you can do is go to

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Speaker 5: the pound and take the dogs for a walk, because

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Speaker 5: otherwise they don't get walked.

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Speaker 4: So that's just roll up there and go. I've got

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Speaker 4: I mean, I've got dogs. So I just turn up

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Speaker 4: with some of my leads and just start, you know,

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Speaker 4: open up the chain, mel fence, do set your dogs

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Speaker 4: a wall. Today you have a have a coffee bak

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Speaker 4: because this one's on me to just go to right

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Speaker 4: the verification start every week she's volunteering. So yeah, I've

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Speaker 4: just sawt it out myself. Finally, just roll up here,

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Speaker 4: take the dogs out for a walk, start rapping the fence.

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Speaker 4: It's two thousand dogs don't go there's a mass breakout

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Speaker 4: as ill charge at a fence. I don't think you

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Speaker 4: just roll up to the dog pad. If anyone can

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Speaker 4: help me out about animal shelters that do you take

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Speaker 4: kids on for volunteer work and stuff like that. She

625
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Speaker 4: really wants to do so if anyone can help me,

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Speaker 4: shoot me an email. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

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Speaker 4: dot a youth.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday evening I saw on Channel seven there was a

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Speaker 4: big sort of two it epic. It was beautifully done,

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Speaker 4: all these various Olympic highlights. It was like an advert

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Speaker 4: for the twenty twenty one Tokyo Olympics, which is the

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Speaker 4: midpoint of July, and obviously it's going to be last year,

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Speaker 4: and we know why it got moved to this year,

635
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Speaker 4: and it was it was like it's two minute. It

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Speaker 4: was like a mini movie. There were so many highlights

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Speaker 4: off then cath Freeman, but various highlights from various summer

638
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Speaker 4: Olympics from all over the world and that, and it

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Speaker 4: was so beautifully done about the Olympics and what it

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Speaker 4: is to see these people you meet, these people who

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Speaker 4: become household names you didn't really know of before. And

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Speaker 4: it made me really excited about the Olympics. So I

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Speaker 4: went online to see how close is that? It's eighty

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Speaker 4: six days to go until the Olympics, and then I

645
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Speaker 4: saw this article about five new sports. You know they

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Speaker 4: always do the new five new sportsmen and I did

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Speaker 4: not know this. This is good news for Australia. I

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Speaker 4: think surfing is it? This is stacked in your favor

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Speaker 4: Australia Team GB don't even mother taking a team out there.

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Speaker 4: You ever tried to surf anywhere on the Ukka? There

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Speaker 4: are some good beaches and stuff like that, but you guys,

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Speaker 4: you must be a walk in a shoeing to get

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Speaker 4: a medal on that. I didn't know surfing. I didn't

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Speaker 4: know how would they how would they judge it? Or

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Speaker 4: how did you gold? Silver bronze?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 5: I always think that about surfing is how do you

658
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Speaker 5: win anything?

659
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Speaker 4: Like? You just? I mean you how long you stay out?

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Speaker 4: I don't really know how that is? It is it

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Speaker 4: weight categories they've got that. Now is time for the

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Speaker 4: light heavyweight surface right now. I don't know how they

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Speaker 4: do it. It's surfing, skateboarding.

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Speaker 5: I did know skateboarding was having.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing that. I was remember

666
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Speaker 4: there was uproar around the world when it was announced

667
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Speaker 4: that bmxing was making its debut I think at London

668
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Speaker 4: twenty twelve, but I went to watch it was absolutely brilliant.

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Speaker 4: So they've got surfing, skateboarding, sport climbing. What's that climbing

670
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Speaker 4: up a fifty football as quickly as you can. Look,

671
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Speaker 4: that's tough.

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Speaker 5: We can do it, Spot, it's really a sport.

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Speaker 4: Even the name. They couldn't call it climbing. You know,

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Speaker 4: you've got to put sport climbing in in case we'll

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Speaker 4: go climbing.

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Speaker 5: Is that a sport. Yeah, it's in the name spot clumb.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, read it. Okay, it says what it is, sport climb.

678
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Speaker 4: Must have called it Olympic really tough climbing. Karate's there time.

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Speaker 4: Kwondo has been at the Olympics for a couple of Olympics.

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Speaker 4: Now now karate's there, and then softball and baseball.

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Speaker 5: I thought they were already in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, me too as well, so they're there as well.

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Speaker 4: So the thing is right with all this excited about

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Speaker 4: the Olympics, and I love watching any Olympics. Right, if

685
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Speaker 4: you're an armchair sports enthusiasts, is great. You've got all

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Speaker 4: these different sports and some of them people you've got

687
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Speaker 4: no real vested interest, but you find yourself there in

688
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Speaker 4: the afternoon or early in the evening because this is

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Speaker 4: something amazing about seeing it. Does anyone know anyone who

690
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Speaker 4: will be representing Australia come July, whether they're mums and

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Speaker 4: dad's very proud grandparents, it might be a mate of

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Speaker 4: a mate. I'd love to find over the next couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks some people who are going to be going

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Speaker 4: out there that we can all watch when the Olympics

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Speaker 4: is on TV and get excited about. So if you

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Speaker 4: do know anyone, it might be your son or your

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Speaker 4: daughter who's getting ready. He's about to have the jab.

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Speaker 4: I saw the impacts he's news today. Please shoot me

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Speaker 4: an email. I'd love to get to know some of

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Speaker 4: the future stars of the Olympics, or just people that

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Speaker 4: we can really get behind out no matter how they

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Speaker 4: get on. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

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Speaker 4: dot au. Now we said all that about sport climbing,

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Speaker 4: I know the first email we're going to get is

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Speaker 4: someone who does sport climbing. Who's really annoyed with what

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Speaker 4: we just said?

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Speaker 1: Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, we were doing three top at Tuesday, we do

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Speaker 4: three phone ins at the same time, and one of

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Speaker 4: the topics was about secret rooms. Have you been in

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Speaker 4: a secret room? We got this great story from Shari

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Speaker 4: talking about seeing something extraordinary at the Crown, which wasn't

713
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Speaker 4: just about secret room. It's also about our.

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Speaker 15: Secret door fell I painted and from behind the bar.

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Speaker 15: I don't know what they did, whether they pushed a

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Speaker 15: button or whatever, but the wall behind me sweet open

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Speaker 15: and it was like secret Service agents all came out

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Speaker 15: with the little curly ear plugs and picked him up

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Speaker 15: and took him through and the door closed again like

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Speaker 15: within minutes.

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Speaker 4: Amazing, right, And a couple of emails came in after

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Speaker 4: that phone cool yesterday confirmed they had also seen new

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Speaker 4: of the secret door at the Crown. There just various

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Speaker 4: hidden partitions and doors opening up and people being we're

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Speaker 4: not whiskedaway, isn't the right thing, I'm sure being tended to. Okay,

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Speaker 4: the Crown's got enough going at the moment without anymore allegations,

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Speaker 4: but just secret doorways and partitions. So this morning, I

728
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Speaker 4: want to know about secret doors and doorways. It's the

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Speaker 4: stuff of It's just of a child and Harry Potter

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Speaker 4: stories and En you're blind about secret bookcases that you

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Speaker 4: press and the revolve and Batman had one.

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Speaker 5: As a kid, I wanted so badly to have a

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Speaker 5: secret door somewhere in the house that I asked, Mum,

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Speaker 5: can we have a secret door? And I imagine the

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Speaker 5: same thing, a bookcase pushed aside and we'd walk into

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Speaker 5: another room or a fireplace to turn around. Mum got

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Speaker 5: this old screen door and put propped it up against

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Speaker 5: the fence in between the fence and the side of

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Speaker 5: the house and said, oh, now you can move the

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Speaker 5: screen door and go down the side of the house.

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Speaker 4: How simple does she think you were listen to.

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Speaker 5: The secret door? No, I want the bookcase to turn around.

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Speaker 4: When I was lucky enough once to be invited to

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Speaker 4: something a functionate bucking and panas right, and we're all

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Speaker 4: waiting for Queen need to turn up in this massive

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Speaker 4: kind of state banquet room. It was just huge, ripe

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Speaker 4: and suddenly these footmen arrived and it was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: the Queen's coming. But she didn't arrive that way. She

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Speaker 4: fooled everyone. Literally a door opened, right, and she just

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Speaker 4: literally it was war war war wall and that of

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Speaker 4: the queen. The wall opened the middle of the wall,

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Speaker 4: and the Queen materialized through it, and then it sort

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Speaker 4: of disappeared and it sealed back up, and you couldn't

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Speaker 4: see the joint. You couldn't see the joint. And then

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Speaker 4: when she sort of waved goodbye, she fell through trap door.

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Speaker 4: Trap door, I made up again, Patsy, you have ever

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Speaker 4: seen a secret door?

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Speaker 2: I was in New York once with a girlfriend and

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Speaker 2: we set one day aside on our trip to go

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Speaker 2: and get some fake designer bags in Chinatown in the

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Speaker 2: excuse me, everyone's.

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Speaker 4: Gary, Gary, Guckie, George MNOs.

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Speaker 2: There's a process that you have to abide by, right

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Speaker 2: because when you go there, they've got police officers on

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Speaker 2: these little.

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Speaker 4: Machines dressed up as they're okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that as well is undercover cops, like it's a

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Speaker 2: big industry.

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Speaker 4: Prisons in America are overcrowded with ten years of hard labor,

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Speaker 4: san quent and maximum security prison for buying Dodgy Louis.

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Speaker 5: Every second Law and Order episode is n y PD.

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Speaker 4: Special handbags, Unit City City throw the book at people

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Speaker 4: like you.

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Speaker 2: Town Hall at the time was doing this big crackdown,

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Speaker 2: trying to push in. They were trying to push it down.

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Speaker 4: These Gary Bill.

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Speaker 2: Was because in all the papers anyway, there's a process

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Speaker 2: that you have to go by. So they have these

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Speaker 2: blokes standing on the corners in Chinatown. You avoid eye contact,

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Speaker 2: but they're obvious. They're just standing there and they've got

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Speaker 2: walkie talkies. So you go up to them.

782
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Speaker 4: Avoid talkies. Bogan's be coming coming Australia.

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Speaker 2: You've got to say what you want, so it might

784
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Speaker 2: be Louis Bouton sort of under your breath, Louis Vuton.

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Speaker 4: Because they've got monitoring devices.

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Speaker 2: They've got ear plugs and walkie talkies anyway, So then

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Speaker 2: you put your life in their hands. You have to

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Speaker 2: follow these strangers right down the street. They disappear into

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Speaker 2: a lane way. You follow them and we're like looking

790
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 2: at one another, thinking is this safe? And then you

791
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Speaker 2: walk up what appears to be a solid brick wall

792
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Speaker 2: at the end of this lane way and you think,

793
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Speaker 2: what is here? No, I'm serious, Jack, this actually happened.

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Speaker 2: He talks on his walkie talkie and then Suddenly the

795
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Speaker 2: wall slides to the side, a brick wall.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes you can. I just ask a quick question.

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Speaker 4: Had you been drinking?

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Speaker 2: No not at that stage.

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Speaker 4: It was in the morning, right, Okay, the wall they

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Speaker 4: just move a wall, It moved.

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Speaker 2: There was a special magic door. It moved to the side,

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Speaker 2: and there it was all this tackiness and plasticness of

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Speaker 2: fake bags, cash only. I think I've got about three.

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Speaker 5: Card Town Hall would be looking.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The Daily Bugles, The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Lee, Good morning,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Lee. Okay we're talking about secret doors.

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Speaker 17: Yes. When I was back in London, there was in

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Speaker 17: the Tape Modern Gallery we were asked to build walls

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Speaker 17: in front of the concrete walls that were already there

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Speaker 17: as secret tunnels, so that when or if there was

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Speaker 17: ever an emergency or a fire or anything like that,

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00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 17: the paintings can quickly be taken down, taken through these

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Speaker 17: tunnel ways, down the stairs and into an underground storage area.

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Speaker 4: This is amazing. Yeah, I mean it's some one of

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Speaker 4: the world's most famous art galleries. I don't know the

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00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 4: secret tunnels that you've built. I would always think if

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Speaker 4: anything ever got stolen the first people I'd speak to

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Speaker 4: were the people that built the secret tunnels, and you

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Speaker 4: always that have got.

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Speaker 5: Those, you didn't keep it key for yourself.

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Speaker 4: Look back up. Unfortunately not so other tunnels also to

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Speaker 4: bring like all this fine art which is worth you know, millions,

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Speaker 4: some of it, you know, you kind of it's not

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Speaker 4: even value like Van goes. Is that so that like

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Speaker 4: new exhibits are just brought in via the secret tunnels?

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Speaker 4: Because I guess you never see like double parked outside

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Speaker 4: with the hazard lights on, big old enterprise rental van

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Speaker 4: with two guys you know and coveralls this case, make

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Speaker 4: sure to bring a van gofo in you can't have that.

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Speaker 4: It's going to go to the secret.

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Speaker 17: Tunnel exactly right, Yeah, that's exactly what it was for.

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Speaker 17: So yeah, to move the art so it can be yeah, unseen.

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Speaker 4: This is how they do it. And so is this

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Speaker 4: what you do for a living? Build secret partitions and

836
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Speaker 4: walls and tunnels?

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Speaker 17: No, no, no, I I'm a carpenter. We just the

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Speaker 17: company I work for just got the contractor to do it.

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Speaker 4: This is brilliant. What a gig. All right, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. A coolie. All right, let's get into this then,

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Speaker 4: So last week Jack told us about his new passion,

842
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Speaker 4: which is chess.

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00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 5: Yes, I watched the Queen's Gambit and then downloaded chess

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Speaker 5: dot Com app where I can play against people all

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Speaker 5: over the world. And I have been playing up to

846
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Speaker 5: seventeen hours a week on the chess app.

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Speaker 4: And this is amazing because chess is a very hard game.

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Speaker 4: It's a game of strategy and skill and subterfuge and

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Speaker 4: oh yeah there's subterfuge there as well. Yeah, And so

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Speaker 4: seventeen hours a week, it's something you will enjoy as well.

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Speaker 5: I every bit of spare time in the day, I

852
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Speaker 5: will get on the chest. App Yank is starting to

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Speaker 5: hate it because I don't do doing way less chores

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Speaker 5: around the house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can imagine you seventeen hours a week, seven

856
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Speaker 4: days a week. We can all do the maths here.

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Speaker 4: There's plates and like dust and everything every part of up.

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Speaker 5: And it's one of those things if you're playing somebody

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Speaker 5: live in a different country, you can't stop the game

860
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Speaker 5: because then it's unfair to that person.

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Speaker 4: So once i'm int you played recently, you know it

862
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Speaker 4: might be barrying Venezuela.

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Speaker 5: I've played someone in Panama yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Wow away and what do you know? Just a code

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Speaker 4: name like themeister General.

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Speaker 5: We all got code names.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's yours?

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Speaker 5: Mine's Greg Internet. If anyone wants to look me up

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Speaker 5: and play against.

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Speaker 4: Greg Internet, I don't know what. No, there's got to

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Speaker 4: be I know you, you think it.

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Speaker 5: All, but it's not Internet. It's not a clever name.

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Speaker 4: It's just well we know Greg Internet. Right anyway? So

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Speaker 4: I asked chat last week, what do you be up

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Speaker 4: for if I was to find someone who's a standard

876
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Speaker 4: for your first ever live game.

877
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Speaker 5: Yep, you get like a handicap almost. You get a rating.

878
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Speaker 5: You start at twelve hundred, and then you either go

879
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Speaker 5: up and down whether you're good or band. And I've

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Speaker 5: moved down to about a nine hundred to one thousand player.

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Speaker 4: Right, I found someone same level as you for your

882
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Speaker 4: first game in here tomorrow morning. So last week I

883
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Speaker 4: mentioned this and I got a load of emails from

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Speaker 4: people who were up for doing this, and I've kind

885
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Speaker 4: of sort of forgotten about it, and the next day

886
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Speaker 4: show came along and I just I just forgot until

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Speaker 4: on Thursday I got an amazing email that really brought

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Speaker 4: this back into our life. I've even set up a secret,

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Speaker 4: covert WhatsApp group with the other producers so I could

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Speaker 4: share it with them. I created the WhatsApp group to

891
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Speaker 4: share this email. Right, but you, Siria, was the first

892
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Speaker 4: respond I could see all the others. You know this

893
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 4: the little ghosty thing with their writing writing, right, but

894
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Speaker 4: everyone's so excited. He actually said, I can't breathe so

895
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Speaker 4: so exciting.

896
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Speaker 5: It can just be so.

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Speaker 4: You wait to stay with it, Jackie boy. So your

898
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 4: opponent yesterday we played this out to Okay, this is

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Speaker 4: this is who's coming in tomorrow morning to play Jack

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Speaker 4: his first game of chess.

901
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Speaker 3: Hi, Jack, this is a chess challenger. I'm ready to

902
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 3: go toe to toe rook to work with you. Your ranking

903
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 3: is more step best, so maybe I shall be leaningent.

904
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Speaker 3: Come start training your forty eight hours. When I'm done

905
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 3: with you, all the chest horses and all your chest

906
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 3: friends won't be able to put jack posts together.

907
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Speaker 4: Chillie. Yeah. And so I gave you a riddle at

908
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Speaker 4: the end of yesterday's show. I said, they say in

909
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Speaker 4: chess that the hardest opponent you can ever face is yourself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, which made me gives my brother or maybe my dad.

911
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 5: But you said that that's not them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready to meet your new, first ever

913
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Speaker 4: real life chest nemesis.

914
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 5: I am ready and excited.

915
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Speaker 4: Okay, your nemesis has a brand new voicemail for you.

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Speaker 3: Hi Jack, this is a just challenger and teams twenty

917
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 3: four hours. I'll be on rook to work with you

918
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Speaker 3: in the good old fashioned game of chess. I'm gonna

919
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 3: show no mercy. So I hope you've been practicing because

920
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 3: you're going down.

921
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Speaker 5: So good luck.

922
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Speaker 13: Jack.

923
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Speaker 5: Get ready to.

924
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Speaker 18: Be beaten by twelve year old I'm Jack traffic Milne.

925
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Speaker 18: It's Jack versus Jack. Get ready, Rocks will rumble.

926
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Speaker 4: You like.

927
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Speaker 5: I'm going to play a child.

928
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Speaker 4: Now you understand the excitement that I can't breathe an

929
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Speaker 4: email from a twelve year old boy. Cool Jack, So

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Speaker 4: you will play Jack.

931
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Speaker 5: And he's already trash talking. I feel like he's already

932
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 5: got a psychological edge.

933
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Speaker 4: So now let's hear it back without the voice diskuis,

934
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Speaker 4: Hi Jack, this is.

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Speaker 18: A chess challenger. I'm ready to go toe to toe

936
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Speaker 18: Rook to rock with you. Your ranking is modust at best,

937
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Speaker 18: so maybe I shall be lenient. Come start training your

938
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Speaker 18: forty eight hours when I'm done with you, all the

939
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Speaker 18: chess horses and all your chest friends won't be able

940
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Speaker 18: to put Jack posts together again? Is Jack get ready

941
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Speaker 18: to be beaten by twelve year old I'm Jack Driffic Milne.

942
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Speaker 18: It's check versus Jack get Ready.

943
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Speaker 4: It is. It is on my friends tomorrow morning. It

944
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 4: is on when Jack will play Jack.

945
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Speaker 5: Brooks will rumble. Got my I did not want to

946
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Speaker 5: lose to a twelve year old.

947
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, tomorrow morning, seven am the

948
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Speaker 4: rook rumble Tony, I'm going one A four point three

949
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Speaker 4: and we have a theme tune. Start to sing everyone, Yes,

950
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Speaker 4: I'll hear the now just come just come party hey

951
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 4: once more? Yes, no party like, yes, just come party.

952
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 5: So what he's writing? Can you tell me he's writing?

953
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning at seven am, Jack will play Jack Rooks

954
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Speaker 4: a rumble.

955
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Every Wednesday, we did the week Claim to Fame and

957
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 4: we look for your weakest claim to fame and we

958
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 4: always say no claim to fame is ever two week.

959
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 18: There's no business like show business.

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Speaker 1: My uncle went to school week Freddy Murcury in Heliah.

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Speaker 11: When you two toured in the nineties, I got to

962
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 11: wash their security guards, and I didn't have my.

963
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 14: Glasses on and I thought someone was.

964
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 15: Waiting at me so way back.

965
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Speaker 9: But when I got quote as it was a careful

966
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Speaker 9: cut out.

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00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 4: Of brick Norman Christian O'Connell's weakest claims to fame. All right,

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Speaker 4: up and grabs down. Whenever you could be winning one

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars for our Cooller of the Week spot rises

970
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Speaker 4: some greater very week claims to fame. We have Villa

971
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Speaker 4: Cinema's gold class passes. Hugh Jackman sat on the bottot

972
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 4: of my car and dented it with his bum. The

973
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 4: car died still having Wolverines bump printing it. Katherine Clark,

974
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 4: that's almost too good, really, Sarah Stevens. The company I

975
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 4: work for has an office in Brisbane. The Melbourne Storm

976
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 4: legend Cam Smith's dad. Then I've never met him. That's

977
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 4: exactly what we're looking for. That is our gold standard

978
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,479
Speaker 4: on this. I printed Diesel's wedding invites which were picked

979
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,720
Speaker 4: up by Jimmy Barnes. Never got to say hello, Barnes,

980
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 4: he's running Errands Diesel. Who knew? All right? Then let's

981
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 4: go to lines nine four one O four three Your

982
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 4: week claim to fame. What is your weakest claim to fame?

983
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Speaker 4: Nine four one one four three, Corina, let's kick off

984
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 4: this morning with you Morning Christian.

985
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 19: My week claim to fame is that at my school

986
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 19: swimming sports, I hip and shouldered basketball great Andrew Gays.

987
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,959
Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty good.

988
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 5: Why did you do it?

989
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 19: I didn't actually know that I've done it. I'm blind

990
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 19: as a bat without glasses, so I swam my rais

991
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 19: without glasses. I handed them to my sister. I got

992
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 19: out the other end and clearly realized that no one

993
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 19: else was there. I must have come dead last. Panicked,

994
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 19: ran to the side to try and find my sister,

995
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 19: bumped into someone and just kind of reeled off him.

996
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 19: And when I got to my sister, she caught my

997
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 19: arm and said, do you know what you did? And

998
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 19: essentially I got out of the pool, panicked and sopping, wet,

999
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 19: hip and child. And Andrew Gay bounced off him and

1000
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 19: just kept going who.

1001
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 4: He works also as a lifeguard at the local.

1002
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 19: Wreck He was good friends with our science teacher, right.

1003
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 4: Gotcha, still still teacher.

1004
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 5: I'm not going to their swim par.

1005
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 4: Bring along mates, so it's an easy way to catch up,

1006
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 4: you know, while they running by the ball. Sorry, I look.

1007
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 19: Until I thought about this story, I didn't realize and

1008
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 19: it was an old girls school too, So I don't

1009
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 19: want to go.

1010
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 17: Into that piece.

1011
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 4: That's not that's not for so many reasons. Okay, Karina,

1012
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 4: thank you very much your story of a good day.

1013
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 19: Thanks you too.

1014
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 4: We move on, Tim, Tim Ohi Christian, thanks Jimmy, Hey Tim, Tim,

1015
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 4: what have you got for us? Your weakest claim to fame?

1016
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 16: My weakest claim to fame is I was cut off

1017
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 16: by Jeff Finnick in Chef Melbourne in traffic.

1018
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 4: In traffic, Yeah you don't you do you want to

1019
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 4: be flipping the birds to three three weights world champion? No,

1020
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 4: actually it's my fault. I'm going to punch myself exactly.

1021
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 17: I was in me.

1022
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 16: I was driving down to killed the road in the track.

1023
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 16: A little convertible cut in front of me, beound the

1024
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 16: castpot and thought he'd stop and back into the cars spot.

1025
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 16: So I thought I'd pull up and compliment him on

1026
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 16: he's driving skills, put the hazards on were on the

1027
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 16: window down, and began complimenting him, and he hopped out

1028
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 16: and looked like he was ready for another world Championship.

1029
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 4: So I reckon, Jeff just pulled that start this part

1030
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 4: wherever he went round down. What's anyone going to do?

1031
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 10: Exactly exactly?

1032
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tim, thank you very much to go have a

1033
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 4: good day. So you guys all right, that's what we're

1034
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 4: looking for.

1035
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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast E good morning.

1036
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Speaker 14: Hi. My weakest claim to fame is when my dad

1037
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 14: was going on a flight to la just before it,

1038
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 14: he met Ozzy Osbourne and he looked like a big

1039
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 14: dork because he was in track sits and he asked

1040
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 14: for a photo with Ozzy Osbourne and he got it

1041
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 14: and he looked and so he went on to the flight.

1042
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 14: He was an economy and a hostess comes down with

1043
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 14: the scotch and she says, and she says, and my

1044
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 14: dad says sorry. My grandfather says, he's under age. My

1045
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 14: dad is sis Dean, and so my grandfather says, who's

1046
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 14: this from? And he goes and the hostess goes, oh,

1047
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:03,479
Speaker 14: it's from Ozzy Osbourne. And anyways, my dad actually got

1048
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 14: to have the scotch. So he had a scotch from

1049
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 14: us Osborne.

1050
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 4: That's really naughty, isn't it. Yeah, And how old are you, Ezra,

1051
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 4: I'm ten tell you what you are natural at telling stories.

1052
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: That was a brilliant story, really really well told.

1053
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 10: Thank you.

1054
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 4: And as your dad told that story many times.

1055
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 14: I'm not sure because he hasn't. He told it to

1056
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 14: me about two weeks ago.

1057
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago, and you've remembered it all to called

1058
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 4: us today.

1059
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 20: Ah yeah wow.

1060
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 4: And as your dad said, you call him telling the

1061
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 4: story rather than your dad. His dad too lazy that

1062
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 4: he called us up himself. Was he driving?

1063
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 14: He's driving the car.

1064
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 4: That's great. And is he not like you? You've got

1065
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 4: all the detail right and the story. Is he happy

1066
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 4: with how you told it? Ezra?

1067
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Speaker 14: I think so, except for the part where I called

1068
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 14: him a dork.

1069
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 4: And he has to had a bit of a dork

1070
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Speaker 4: stool to this day. Yeah, yea, Our dads are us.

1071
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 4: Dads are all right. So I'm going to send you

1072
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Speaker 4: a price because that was brilliant.

1073
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Speaker 15: Thank you.

1074
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 4: That's right. I'm going to send you a Village Cinema's

1075
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Speaker 4: Gold Class. You've ever been to gold class? It's like first.

1076
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Speaker 14: Class probably probably, I don't remember.

1077
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 4: Just that you live in pretty wild life yourself. You know,

1078
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 4: it just goes buying a blur. Doesn't you'd like to

1079
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 4: run the show. Alright, Ezra, you call the show whenever

1080
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 4: you want. You are brilliant.

1081
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 11: Thank you very much, Thank you so much.

1082
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 4: Hey, my pleasure. Have a great day at school YouTube.

1083
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 6: Alright, not at school, No, I won't.

1084
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 4: Be at the school now that it's good. I think

1085
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 4: we just met my replacement.

1086
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Speaker 1: The Christian o'connells show.

1087
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 4: Karen, Hi, Karen, what have you got for us? Mate?

1088
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Speaker 13: My weakest claim to fame is my cousin's uncle is

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Speaker 13: the ex bodyguard of every.

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, it's trying to work back. Its cousin's uncle.

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Speaker 13: Yep, ex bodyguard of Ebba.

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Speaker 4: And how did you find this out?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 13: I knew him when I was younger. He was also

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Speaker 13: the ex body guard of Christoda Akins, which he brought

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Speaker 13: round one weekend to meet us. But I wasn't there

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Speaker 13: to see him, so missed it by that match, good.

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Speaker 4: Body, God, it just just before we take the premieres.

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Speaker 4: He's going to meet some distant relatives.

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Speaker 10: Exactly.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I've got another one as well.

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Speaker 4: To take it off now and go and at Christmas.

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Speaker 4: I suppose a few selfies and we get going.

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Speaker 9: Christopher he was going to show us how to do gridine.

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Speaker 4: Football, right, Karen, thank you very much, and call I did.

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Speaker 13: Have another one?

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Speaker 4: Got yep.

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Speaker 13: My mum's best friend is the godmother of Jessica Bill

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Speaker 13: who's married to Dustin Timberwake.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's your mom's.

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Speaker 13: Best friend is the godmother of Jessica Bill.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty good. Actually, that's fair. Was too good for this? Hi,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much, take ca cam bye bye, Annie,

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Speaker 4: Oh Christian, Yes, Annie, welcome to the show. Thanks to Corny.

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Speaker 4: What have you got from our week? Claim to fame?

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Speaker 20: Well, I used to adjust my horses at Daryl bright

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Speaker 20: White's sister in law's house in Mount Macedon.

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Speaker 4: Brilliant both of this. And what does adjist a horse?

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Speaker 4: How do you adjust a horse?

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Speaker 20: Well, you keep your horses at someone else's property and

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Speaker 20: you paid them money. It's like renting a paddy right, Okay, I.

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Speaker 4: Never know that. I feared that it involves something involving

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Speaker 4: collect example. Thank you Jack. I wonder where it's going.

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Speaker 4: I thought that might be to adjist a horse, but no,

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Speaker 4: that's going to be cleared that up. Annie, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much and call it all bye.

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Speaker 10: Adamski Adam, Hi, Christian big fan. You know, my biggest

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Speaker 10: claim to fame is when I was seven years old

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Speaker 10: I got kissed on the cheek by Queen Beatrix of

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Speaker 10: the nether Ones.

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Speaker 4: And how did this amazing encounter with the Queen Bitchess

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Speaker 4: of the Netherlands coming to being?

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Speaker 10: Well, I grew up in craen Bar and South Gippsland,

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Speaker 10: and my family, my mom's side Dutch. We went to

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Speaker 10: the Melbourne Cup when we heard she was going there,

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Speaker 10: and so, being a half Dutch boy, I thought it

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Speaker 10: would be a great idea to stand at the defense

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Speaker 10: line screaming at her name. And I thought that was

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Speaker 10: great and came over and planted one of my cheeks.

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Speaker 4: This is incredible.

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Speaker 10: And the problem was all the kids at school thought, yeah,

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Speaker 10: what what's so good about that?

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Speaker 4: So yeah, well we're impressed. We're really really impressed. It's

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Speaker 4: paid off, my friends, because I'm going to give you

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Speaker 4: for that kiss, Cinema's gold Corse.

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Speaker 10: Amazing. Thank you so much, Christian.

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Speaker 4: That's right, enjoy Thank you very much. You called and

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Speaker 4: listened to the show as well, Adam.

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Speaker 10: Cheers, thank you, Christian.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: Podcast Chat was saying how his dad hates sponge Jovi.

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Speaker 4: You know it's based on any encounter John bon Jovi

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Speaker 4: cutting him up in traffic, tearing up around being a

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Speaker 4: home round coba.

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Speaker 5: You know when your parents you don't know it's there,

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Speaker 5: but you scratch some itch and it was revealed that

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Speaker 5: my dad hates.

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Speaker 4: You know what? Tomorrow, who did your mom and dad hate?

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Speaker 4: They never You're right, it would come out of nowhere.

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Speaker 4: They'd see them on TV go and can't stand him.

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Speaker 4: When is this? When are you the fostering this tevage

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Speaker 4: for someone you know nothing about. It's never justified either.

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Speaker 4: They don't even want to be questioned on it. Yeah, tomorrow,

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Speaker 4: who did your mom and dad not care for? All?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 4: Tough of the days at work? Time, waster fast food movies?

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Speaker 4: Because today is World hot Dog Day? Tell you what

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Speaker 4: underrated fast food? Snap the hot dog? There must be

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Speaker 4: great places in Melbourne to go for really killer hot dogs.

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Speaker 5: Oh I'd love some tips. I had a hot dog

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Speaker 5: at footy the other day. Wasn't too bad for a

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Speaker 5: hot dog? Dog?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It's good enough, isn't it? Beer and a hot dog?

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Speaker 4: Did you know? In two thousand and one, Pizza Hut

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Speaker 4: made a delivery to the International Space Station costing one

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Speaker 4: million dollars. They didn't have to pay for that, did they?

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Speaker 4: And expected tip as well. I did not know that happened.

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Speaker 4: I had no idea. Doesn't it look like such a

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Speaker 4: sad old How would be boring? And just I don't know?

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Speaker 4: They just cry all day and the sadness of it

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00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 4: looking for that little window they can how far you

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Speaker 4: away from fun? Just floating around there every day?

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Speaker 5: Day one would be magical because you're looking back at Earth,

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Speaker 5: must be in.

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Speaker 4: A cover selfeast. They go viral. It's all good. Then

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Speaker 4: everyone's bored of it? Can we go back now?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Where? A year?

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Speaker 2: Experiments and stuff, aren't they?

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Speaker 4: I remember they sent a British guy up that was

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Speaker 4: the first time ever, Commander Tim and all they got

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Speaker 4: him to do up that the Russians were like doing

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Speaker 4: important stuff. All they got him to do was grow

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Speaker 4: cress at school. That's what they got the British guy

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Speaker 4: to do is grow cress up there? All right?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 4: Fast Food movie, Today's time waster? Oh didn't we love

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Speaker 4: the honor for Stone movie? JFK? Yeah, great is coming

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Speaker 4: over the horizon? Oh? JFK. The Fast Food version they

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Speaker 4: got telegraph that too much and he is back on JKFC. Silver,

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Speaker 4: thank you, a fish and chip shop called Wonder Silver

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Speaker 4: plus milkshakes on a plane.

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Speaker 5: Silver.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what this is either going to get

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Speaker 4: me a gold or bronze. Pizzare just not that into you.

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Speaker 4: Pizza has just not that into you. Yes, thank you

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Speaker 4: and dry through miss Daisy. Gold all right, double gold

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Speaker 4: to finished with Jackie boy? What have you got? Fast

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Speaker 4: food movies finding Nando Oh very good? Yes, Gold zinging

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Speaker 4: in the.

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Speaker 5: Rain, the old singer Burger.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, okay, Silver plus the.

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Speaker 5: Wizard of Macau's.

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Speaker 4: Gold for the image, pay him behind the curtain. Oh bonus.

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Speaker 4: Now they're gonna see the Wizard and I won't shake.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to finish the.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: He didn't put your name on your text, but thank

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Speaker 4: you for the recommendation, Christian, Jackie, you asked the best

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Speaker 4: hot dog in town. Check out hot Dog, Hustle, Pray Book,

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Speaker 4: Footscray and Chatston. They're phenomenal. Have you just tuned in?

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Speaker 4: This is kind of athletes you have doing this show.

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Speaker 4: They're asking for hot dog recommendations. A lot of people

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Speaker 4: think it's just lazy people that eat junk food doing

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Speaker 4: this show, not Jack and I. All right, then fast

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Speaker 4: food movies. It is like a thing, today's fast food movies.

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Speaker 4: On the time, Wasister Big Maca's House Gold, Well, I'm Warren,

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Speaker 4: I'm a getting some makers, of course, are silver. Uh,

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Speaker 4: Domin knows what you did last.

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Speaker 21: Summer, Civil plus Snitty Snitty Bang Bang Gold, The Hungry

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Speaker 21: Jack's Game, Silver, Dude Wears My Burrito Bronze You Me

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Speaker 21: and Mickey Diese Gold, Weekend at Denny's Silver, Now ukf

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Speaker 21: c It Silver.

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Speaker 4: Like mic Lord of the Onion Rings Silver, The Life

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Speaker 4: of meat Pie Gold, Hello, Stratsos Old Friend, Uh, Tortilla Mockingbirds,

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Speaker 4: Tortilla mocking Birds Old four and twenty in a Funeral

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Speaker 4: Gold and that's very funny. Cassina roy alwer Cheese Gold,

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Speaker 4: Deep Fried Impact Gold, Edward Sizzler Hands Gold Gold Run

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Speaker 4: Team this morning, Well done, Sandy, Edwards Hands, Sandy, take

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Speaker 4: a bow wherever you are. That's great. Let's end it

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Speaker 4: on that. There is no point going on. Edward Scissler

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Speaker 4: Hands is really really locked down. We will send you

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Speaker 4: a prize to that. Sandy. We dig something up, but

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Speaker 4: thank you very much for that. All right, tomorrow morning

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Speaker 4: on the show Chess, Come come join a chess to party.

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Speaker 9: Kids.

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Speaker 4: That's what a bible want at breakfast radio. They want

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Speaker 4: a chess on the radio. We're bringing it tomorrow at

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Speaker 4: seven am. I'll tell he's bringing it. Is a twelve

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Speaker 4: year old nemesis to Jack. Jack Post has got into

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Speaker 4: playing chess recently. Of the last three months, he's up

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Speaker 4: to how many hours a week of practice online?

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Speaker 5: Seventeen hours.

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Speaker 4: I said I'd find him a worthy opponent for his

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Speaker 4: first ever game against an actual, live human being. We've

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Speaker 4: got an email from a young twelve year old chess

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Speaker 4: nemesis last week similar level to Jack, who wanted to

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Speaker 4: come in. And this is how Jack found out this morning.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday we played a voicemail there where we disguised it,

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Speaker 4: trying to build some guess an intrigue around it all.

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Speaker 3: Jack, this is a just challenger and twenty four hour

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Speaker 3: I'll be on rook to work with you in a

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Speaker 3: good old fashioned game of chess. I'm going sure, no mercy,

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Speaker 3: so I hope you've been practicing because you're going down,

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Speaker 3: So good luck.

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Speaker 13: Jack.

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Speaker 12: Get ready to.

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Speaker 18: Be beaten by twelve year old I'm Jack drefuck Milne.

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Speaker 18: It's Jack versus Jack. Get ready, Rooks will rumble.

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Speaker 4: I love this, Rooks will rumble. We've heard of the

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Speaker 4: royal rumbling wrestling. Rooks will rumble. How are you feeling

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Speaker 4: right now?

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Speaker 5: Well, he talks a big game, doesn't need twelve year

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Speaker 5: old Jack.

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Speaker 4: But he's fails. He's got nothing to lose.

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Speaker 5: He sounds feelers. I gotta be honest, I'm not looking

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Speaker 5: for any like happy ending to the radio show and

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Speaker 5: let the twelve year old win. I will be trying

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Speaker 5: to kick his butt tomorrow on the show.

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Speaker 4: Bring it because he's going to try and take down

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Speaker 4: a man.

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Speaker 5: I really really want to win.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I so hope he beats Jack. Will play Jack

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Speaker 4: tomorrow seven am. Tomorrow morning, twelve year old Jack is

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Speaker 4: coming in to take on thirty two year old Jack

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Speaker 4: Post and don't forget guys club all together now that

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Speaker 4: guess get Crystal party to my morning, SIMI and mea

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Speaker 4: ain't no party guys Facts.

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