WEBVTT - #102 Kitchen Abs, The Silent Game And Cane Toads

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<v Speaker 1>I've been given a very important task on this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my sister's wedding. This will come out and she

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<v Speaker 1>will be married hopefully. Congratulations. Yes to Betty and Risey.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been given a very special job. It is ceremony DJ.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like four songs, but she's like, don't fuck it up.

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<v Speaker 2>What's this song they're going to walk down the aisle to.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been sent it, so please give us a

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<v Speaker 1>little taste. Groovy, baby, that's very groovy. This is walking

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<v Speaker 1>back up the aisle. Ah love that us me.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you mixing or are you just pressing playing stop?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it all great DJs do and

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<v Speaker 1>press playing stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many DJs listen to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>but to those who do.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a real job.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to who don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Mattie j and I and this is a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear that? Weird? Like breath I just did?

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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<v Speaker 2>it is the bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've come, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've come wanting any advice, I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 2>not from us, not from us, not today, not ever, Ashton,

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<v Speaker 2>we should start this off by having a little cheeky

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<v Speaker 2>beverage be regino, what are we having?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's that from? That's from TikTok. Remember in the days

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<v Speaker 1>we were all locked down, we should have a be

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<v Speaker 1>and what do you go there, big guy, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>the Hinderland big pale ales knowing what Laura calls me,

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<v Speaker 1>the big pale from Stonewood. It is a limited release, man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have some good news for you. Next year

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<v Speaker 1>it will become part of the permanent fixture, their permanent range.

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<v Speaker 2>Who enjoyed this, Laura? Laura Burn, Yeah, quite a few

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<v Speaker 2>of these?

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<v Speaker 1>You text me.

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<v Speaker 2>After When we recorded our episode last week, I had

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<v Speaker 2>a few too many big pale aisles. I was very

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<v Speaker 2>sweary on the episode, very I listened to it back

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<v Speaker 2>and every second word was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking this is not his.

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<v Speaker 2>And I get a little bit slurry halfway through. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'll limit myself to just one of these today.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, cheers, I crack that and cheers cheers my friend, cheers,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Now, Oh hang a second, can you taste

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<v Speaker 1>that mandarin?

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<v Speaker 2>Taste the pineapple, pine and herbs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mandarin, I get a bit of mandarin.

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<v Speaker 2>There you do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Always pick up the Mandarin.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like one of those pigs that sniffs out truffles,

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<v Speaker 2>but instead of tuffles, it's mandarin. You how many Mandarins

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<v Speaker 2>in this household right now? Have a guess?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Very good?

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually not pineapple, Matt, it's pine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, fuck you, the back of the back, I can Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the Vic Secret Blend, and there's the eclips the

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<v Speaker 1>Eclipse Smith version. Makes you know the Eclipse Smith version.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're wanting to get your hands on this

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<v Speaker 2>beer or any delicious beer from Stone and Wood, heading

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<v Speaker 2>to Dan Murphy's a bws around the country and jump

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<v Speaker 2>on their website Stoneywood dot com dot au. That is

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<v Speaker 2>all one word, and get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Delivered to your very front porch. I will be doing

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<v Speaker 1>that because I'm lazy, and honestly, I don't like talking

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<v Speaker 1>to people in shops so much. Other things dropped off

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<v Speaker 1>from on the line, just really really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to go into a big announcement, but

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<v Speaker 2>talking about not liking big groups of people, I went

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<v Speaker 2>for a run. It's just really quickly went for a

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<v Speaker 2>run around Centennial because I was like, it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be late at night, nice and quiet, I didn't fucking

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<v Speaker 2>realize there was like a fun run on. There was

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<v Speaker 2>thousands of people there, and then I wanted All the

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<v Speaker 2>exits were clogged up and it was a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>The sexual predators would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, Ash, we have a big announcement to make

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<v Speaker 2>we do. This is a littit late.

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<v Speaker 1>It is that I'm back.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, in addition to that, yeah, because I do, it

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<v Speaker 2>is Hey, it's nice to have you here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, good to see your face. I've honestly forgotten

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<v Speaker 1>what it's like in Australia. I've been away for so long.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm annoyed that you haven't called me boss yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to refrain, but my inner monologue was Indonesian.

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<v Speaker 1>For the first few days. I was bad. It still

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<v Speaker 1>is ours now gone back to it slowly. I keep

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<v Speaker 1>going to say sik swimmart to people, which is Balinese

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<v Speaker 1>for thank you, not the traditional Indonesian which is tera. Mccussey.

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<v Speaker 2>The amount of times you would attack people like me

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<v Speaker 2>for going MESSI when they come back from Europe and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're number one.

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<v Speaker 1>You live in Europe, lived in London for four years,

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<v Speaker 1>must be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But the big announcement, Ash, is the fact that we

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<v Speaker 2>have cracked the triple figures. I know we are a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit late. You missed our anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did in true classic form, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we both missed our anniversary. Classic man missing an anniversary day.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had to recall with Laura and pretend it

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<v Speaker 2>was you, which was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Awkward for the sex after it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. Of course, what's this vagina thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Calling her ashes? I'm climaxing, r wow.

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<v Speaker 2>But we have come so far that, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>two of us, you and me, like, what a what A?

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<v Speaker 1>What an achievement? Ash? She is an achievement. I'm achieved.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel achieved. You look very achieving. Thank you. Who'd

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<v Speaker 1>have thought she healed DM from Matthew John? Was it

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<v Speaker 1>from you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I went back into our DMS and I tried

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<v Speaker 2>to go back to the start, and I was scrolling

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<v Speaker 2>up and up and up and up and up, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's taking a very long time. So

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<v Speaker 2>I gave up on that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a sign of a good relationship. If you can't

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<v Speaker 1>get to the top of the messages.

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<v Speaker 2>What an achievement. But some people have said, hey, how

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<v Speaker 2>did you and Ash come to be. What is the

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<v Speaker 2>story that? Were you always best friends? Childhood friends? What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it actually started with like all good relationships these days.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you started liking my videos.

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<v Speaker 2>First, I think that's incorrect. On TikTok, I think that

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<v Speaker 2>is highly incorrect. And then we transitioned into Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>That you transition, you're doing all of the moves, you're making,

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<v Speaker 1>all the moves you initiating here. I thought, I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>take me, Matthew. Now. I thought your videos were clever.

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<v Speaker 1>Not all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought maybe one in five were clever, and that

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<v Speaker 2>was enough to like bait me in.

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<v Speaker 1>You aligned to yourself, mate, I know what your standards are, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I must be of high standard. I was thinking you

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<v Speaker 1>to engage.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking to myself, he's good, but he's got

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<v Speaker 2>to have some kind of flaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't. So we got together. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas party. Well, actually what happened was when you were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to court me. I was telling my wife, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like this, Mattie J.

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<v Speaker 2>Johnson, guy, surely you must have heard the name spoken

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<v Speaker 2>in media somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were the weather man. I did do

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<v Speaker 1>the weather time of Lyne. Yeah, but I actually thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were Sam Mack. I'll take it for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. He's a very lovely guy. And she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you got to follow him back, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to hit him back. And then I did. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hesitate, pretend like April forced you into this.

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<v Speaker 1>She kind did. And now we're here and she's like, come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, like, meet up with him, go down that dark alleyway, be.

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<v Speaker 1>Careful, make sure you wear a protection. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a Christmas party that you It was like a blind date.

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<v Speaker 1>I got invited to a Christmas party. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was look bear with me for a second because

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<v Speaker 2>it was a very cringe Christmas party. It was for Facebook,

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook Meta, We're doing Christmas party, and so I knew

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<v Speaker 2>going into that party it was going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>room filled with twenty year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect, and I thought, stopping it, creep, Sorry, you keep

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<v Speaker 1>setting me up of just knocking them down.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I thought, I don't want to go by myself,

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<v Speaker 2>and also I don't want to invite It's hard because

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to invite somebody who is like a

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<v Speaker 2>builder into that environment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they get a bit touchy because.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll be like, what what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this hell hole?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are these people?

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<v Speaker 1>And as well, everyone lives on their phone. Everyone is

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<v Speaker 1>just filming. It's a bunch of people on their phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it must all be a silent just go.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what it's like. So I brought you along

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, he'll get it. He's a man

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<v Speaker 2>who gets content and he also loves a drink one

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<v Speaker 2>in fire. Yeah you met at the pub before. We

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<v Speaker 2>had like a pre pub drink before going to the party,

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<v Speaker 2>and we should get back to that seat. We should

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<v Speaker 2>go back to that seat. It was a great evening.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, we're making videos together. People are

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<v Speaker 2>loving it. People were like, ma, give us the dads,

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<v Speaker 2>there's more of this, and I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is something special, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, the podcast was born out of those videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Went they Matthew. Because I did have to convince you

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<v Speaker 1>to do this podcast. Yeah I was convincing.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't that keen. I wasn't that keen at first.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've been burnt before.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what sold me? Ash? You know what

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<v Speaker 2>sold me? We did a little demo and I think

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<v Speaker 2>Laura was in the room as I was playing it

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<v Speaker 2>back in the living room on the couch and I

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<v Speaker 2>was listening to it and she kind of is picked

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<v Speaker 2>up and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes, that's pretty funny. Is that is that ash?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, yeah, that's that's the demo record. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like I imagine when a like a record label

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<v Speaker 2>exec was playing like the Rolling Stones, like, well, he's

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<v Speaker 2>too problematic these days.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I think I think you got some there, kid, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's got it. You want to be a star, kad.

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<v Speaker 1>And here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred episodes later, one hundred and one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>two episodes later, we did a call. We said how

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<v Speaker 2>should we celebrate and people were like, give us.

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<v Speaker 1>Free staff, definitely, yeah. And I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've got something planned we do and we will

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<v Speaker 1>let them know at the end. Yeah. Yeah, we won't

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<v Speaker 1>let them know right now at the end of time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the end of this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>End of this episode. We're just going to edge you

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<v Speaker 2>guys along for this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say it?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tell you at the very end, my favorite pastime,

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<v Speaker 2>how you can win this incredible prize that we've managed

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<v Speaker 2>to get our little dirty hands on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm excited Ash you were back.

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<v Speaker 1>You had a fucking six month holiday. Felt like that

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<v Speaker 1>too long with my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, whose idea was it to take three and a

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<v Speaker 2>half weeks? Who's that is that?

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<v Speaker 1>April? Yeah? Her aim starts with A and ends with

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<v Speaker 1>prol It's a long, long holiday. It's a long time

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<v Speaker 1>to spend with your kids. It's a marathon, dude, It's

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<v Speaker 1>a marathon. I was By the time I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of it, I was just like, shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think We're in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>from the airport at like ten o'clock at night, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, don't eat my bottoms and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>shut where's my water? That's enough out of you. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, daddy. Literally, I was like, look, we've done

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of great talking today. That's enough. No, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good. You know, like a lot of kids, man,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of kids, but they've all got their own quirks.

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<v Speaker 1>These kids and behaviors rub off on people. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to name and shame people because there wasn't that

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<v Speaker 1>many people. If one person's like, well that's not us,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably the other people that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how many was there of you?

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<v Speaker 1>It started with twelve parents, twelve kids for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck it was. It was a lot of fun. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of fun. Like when like it's like

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<v Speaker 1>who many, dude, too many? Don't knock it too try it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we dwindled down because we all went to

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<v Speaker 1>different places in Bali.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys split up?

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<v Speaker 1>We did. Yeah, yeah, We went to Nuslan Bonga, which

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<v Speaker 1>was beautiful. Well that must be real nice. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really nice. It was very nice in fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Mussolin Bomba.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that mainland?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is that island?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is that ash island? How do you get there?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a thirty minute boat? Ah, speedboat?

0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:21.800
<v Speaker 2>We have to take actually speedboat.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want a yacht that's too slow. And we

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<v Speaker 1>went with friends of ours, Mikensana and their two kids,

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<v Speaker 1>Ziggy and Lennox. Happy to name and shame them. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a liability around drinks. Any drink, how old Ziggy three

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<v Speaker 1>In a bit, someone says she's clumsy or drunk. Every

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<v Speaker 1>day she knocked over a drink somewhere. First day we

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<v Speaker 1>got there, I put a fresh beer down.

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<v Speaker 2>But also that's on you, dude. It's like people who

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<v Speaker 2>haven't been around kids putting anything near the end of

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<v Speaker 2>a table in.

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<v Speaker 1>The middle of the We tested it. I tested it

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<v Speaker 1>with a bottle of water.

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<v Speaker 2>How was she getting to the middle of the table.

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<v Speaker 1>I put a bottle, a plastic bottle there, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she was like on the and she's like just

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<v Speaker 1>like knocked it over. We're at a restaurants crawling on

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<v Speaker 1>a table. No, no, just hands over. And then we're

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<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant and she's got a juice right, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's drinking drinking it like that, like not touching it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she's just like goes to touch it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like and it got to the point that we were like,

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<v Speaker 1>where is she going to spill the next drink? They're

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<v Speaker 1>putting bets on it pretty much. And then it came

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<v Speaker 1>to a head. When we were at it kept getting

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<v Speaker 1>like worse, like the drink was bigger, or the drink

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<v Speaker 1>was more expensive, it was a cocktail or something here

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<v Speaker 1>or there. And then we were at this cafe and

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<v Speaker 1>this poor waiter with a tray of ice coffees. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and z he's like with her head knocks I think

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<v Speaker 1>like eight ice coffees off smashes the glass everywhere, and

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't even take any notice of it. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're this idiot. So it was a shit around. So

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<v Speaker 1>she was the trip liability. She was like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how many ice coffees are going to have to pay

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<v Speaker 1>for on this trick because she just smashed them everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>There's always one my guy there is That was her quirk, Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you do travel with kids, obviously it takes time.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't understand. They've got to wait plane checking. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always a line, customs, immigration, it's just line after then

0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.000
<v Speaker 1>they're on a plane for six hours and then lines

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<v Speaker 1>at the other end. They don't quite understand. So we

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<v Speaker 1>you try and do anything to try and pass the time,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when they're talking heats. You're like, why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>play the silent game? And Oscar's very good at going.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to play the game of who can hold

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<v Speaker 2>their breath the longest.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's where were that's where we're going with this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're in the back of a cab okay and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a fifteen to twenty minute drive. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>at a beach club with the kids all afternoon. They're overtired,

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar's like, how long is it going to be? Like

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, And I was like, why don't he

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<v Speaker 1>played the silent game? Because I fucking had enough of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. And there was like four kids in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and I'm in the middle seat. The kids are

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<v Speaker 1>mainly in the back, and there was like one kid

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<v Speaker 1>next to me, and I was like, we'll play the

0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.320
<v Speaker 1>silent game. Who wins? And everyone went silent. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>work the street. And I look over and Oscar's holding

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<v Speaker 1>his breath in the back of the car, and he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't realize that it's just a silent game. Not that

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<v Speaker 1>you're not allowed to breathe game.

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<v Speaker 2>But you do make a bit of noise with your breathing.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was like, I look over and he's like

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<v Speaker 1>and he's so competitive that he was like on the

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<v Speaker 1>verge of passing out. I was like, breathe. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, bro, it was a silent game and

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<v Speaker 1>you lost. So yeah, but he survived.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask, looking back at the entire three months

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<v Speaker 2>that you were away, what was the best part, what

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<v Speaker 2>was the worst part.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst part would have been the near broken back.

0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I went over there with like a slightly sore back.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's completely fine. Yeah, And that was probably the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of days after that where I was like fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>should I go to the hospital, Like I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I think my back's broken. And then I was like

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<v Speaker 1>it feels more bruisy now, and it was just like

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<v Speaker 1>just once I got back in the water started surfing again,

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<v Speaker 1>like three days later, I was like, yeah, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get Bali belly, which is great.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I've this is that's three times in a row that

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to Balley and not got Bally belly. Am I.

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<v Speaker 1>My stomach was like, been back for a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>They're big, fella, we can still get you. I think

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<v Speaker 1>my fa was and this is going to be sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a very sweet guy, but I'm gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite part was I think the first day in

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<v Speaker 1>New slam Bong and the tide had gone out. All

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<v Speaker 1>three families that were still with went down and there

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<v Speaker 1>was like all these little pools of water that the

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<v Speaker 1>kids could look for crabs and look for in the

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<v Speaker 1>reef and we sat down there in like that deep

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<v Speaker 1>so foot deep. For those listening who can't see my hands,

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<v Speaker 1>and we just I think we sat there for like

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<v Speaker 1>five hours. And it was like out in the front

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<v Speaker 1>of this restaurant too, so they were coming down and

0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:13.159
<v Speaker 1>bringing food down, bringing drinks down. The kids were like,

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<v Speaker 1>they're bringing ice creams down for the and we just

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<v Speaker 1>all sat there and we had the UI boom going

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<v Speaker 1>and there was no one else on this entire beach.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a guy driving a big digger. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he was doing. I think he might have

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<v Speaker 1>been practicing. I don't know. I had a shovel. That

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<v Speaker 1>was great, and that was just like a really nice Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a nice moment, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>The dig apart was probably non essential. No, it's essential.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was just us, our families and the diggers.

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<v Speaker 1>Like love me literally, But you know, I could have

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<v Speaker 1>easily said, you know, the nights out with the dads. Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was like the when I look back

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, that was the nicest start. That was beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, I'm a beautiful man. That was lovely, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was good. It was good. I would

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<v Speaker 1>highly recommend maybe not going with twelve twelve, But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't in unison to do everything.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a Barley trip next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Must be nice. Already when Britt's wedding, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get brit on the phone right now. Where is my invite?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know she needs a DJ. I've just

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<v Speaker 1>got four songs I can play. But yeah, good are

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<v Speaker 1>you so you're going to take the whole family and

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<v Speaker 1>do a trip?

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<v Speaker 2>Leave the kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh must be no, I've been the kids leaving me.

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<v Speaker 1>Something else that came out of the trip is April's

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<v Speaker 1>abdominal muscles. What do you mean? So there was a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of photo April in a bikini.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't know. I wasn't looking. Yeah, posted on the

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<v Speaker 2>interweb twenty first of October, roughly four pianos. You guys

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<v Speaker 2>were on the beach purple perker. No, I didn't notice,

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<v Speaker 2>I explain, that's rude. You should have noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>I did notice. Yeah. So there was a photo of

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<v Speaker 1>April and I a potato head in particular. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a suggestion from someone on the Facebook group said go

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<v Speaker 1>to potato head tat kids. Gonna be honest, not great

0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:13.760
<v Speaker 1>for the kids, but it's balley, so that we we

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<v Speaker 1>still had fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Potato heads good for the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Just very it was just very busy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a kid's pool there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it was like cold and shit, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we went in the adults pool. We peed in

0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:26.720
<v Speaker 1>the adils pools. Grape, I peed in the app.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, thank you, fucking everyone going out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at it now. I'm a dad. I do not care.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a time when you're not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>pee in the pool. It's between being eighteen and having kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that time. It's like found you've got time, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>If I get out to go to the talk, then

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<v Speaker 1>I've got Macy get out. She wants to take up

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<v Speaker 1>swimmers off.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm like a month away from shitting in the

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<v Speaker 2>pool now, I'm like, I'm relaxing.

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<v Speaker 1>No one understand me. I reminds me, you should never

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<v Speaker 1>go in the pool with you. Yeah, so potato heads,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for the suggestion. I don't know who it was,

0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:07.840
<v Speaker 1>say Hallie, She's like yes. And we posted a really

0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:09.399
<v Speaker 1>nice photo. It was really nice sunset photo.

0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:10.720
<v Speaker 2>It was a real nice photo.

0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:13.920
<v Speaker 1>It was a nice photo. And then I got an

0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:18.800
<v Speaker 1>influx of direct messages. I sent three or for those

0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.560
<v Speaker 1>who are a bit younger than us, DMS people saying,

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<v Speaker 1>are we going to talk about your wife's abs. I've

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<v Speaker 1>given her a big head because I told her I

0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:28.840
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have. So for the rest of the trip, was

0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:32.320
<v Speaker 1>she just flexing? Yeah, she was like anytime, Like anyone

0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:35.959
<v Speaker 1>was like hey, ay, She's like, it's a lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Just curling at the dinner's table.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, do you even lift? Bro?

0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:49.080
<v Speaker 2>She is and I mean this in the most respectable

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<v Speaker 2>way possible.

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<v Speaker 1>She's very fit. She is. She does work very hard,

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<v Speaker 1>like she Macy's three now, and she's very high on routine.

0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:00.320
<v Speaker 1>April like, she's so routine, Like every morning at five

0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:03.080
<v Speaker 1>o'clock she's off to the gym. She loves it, loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>She did a couple of sessions over there, but.

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<v Speaker 2>We like, get back in there. I can do those

0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:08.760
<v Speaker 2>ways now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm I'm sucking off eating the ice cream on

0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:15.239
<v Speaker 1>the beach, yes, because I am. And uh yeah, so

0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:19.960
<v Speaker 1>she she eats very well. She's a what can I

0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:22.600
<v Speaker 1>say anything that would being a joke. It's not a joke.

0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:28.000
<v Speaker 1>It's serious. It's a lot of style. Once she yelled

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<v Speaker 1>at me because there wasn't enough protein in the dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>I mate is she a pilarates girls Flatty's girl. No,

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<v Speaker 2>she's just hitting the weights. She comes in and out

0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:37.439
<v Speaker 2>of pilates every now and then. So Sarna who we went,

0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:38.480
<v Speaker 2>she's a pilates instructle.

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<v Speaker 1>How she getting so shredded? She just trains hard, bro

0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:45.600
<v Speaker 1>and like I said, protein, it's a lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>I call her right now and I would have had

0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:54.359
<v Speaker 2>like weekly splitters. Hi, Hi, April, random question, how are

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<v Speaker 2>you splitting up your routine at the gym?

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<v Speaker 1>I do a lot of lower body and then I

0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:04.360
<v Speaker 1>do boxing as my upper body. That's about it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times a day are you doing abs? ABS?

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<v Speaker 1>Are building the kitchen? Babes there? It is all right

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<v Speaker 1>by Apri, love you oh in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's anything you take from this episode, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>key take.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the recipe for ABS is because

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<v Speaker 1>it's not working for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely not happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I spend so much time in the kitchen and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not working. That's enough about me and my wife's abs.

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<v Speaker 1>You also have ABS, and you also went on holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm essentially your wife. I could be you.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be on your tucky sack back. I'm game.

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<v Speaker 2>I took a leaf out of your page. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>the right thing? A page?

0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I took a page out of you. I took a

0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:54.840
<v Speaker 1>book out of your page.

0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:56.840
<v Speaker 2>A page out of your book. I'm so bad with

0:22:56.960 --> 0:23:01.119
<v Speaker 2>saying sorry apologies. I was I was missed you. I

0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:03.399
<v Speaker 2>was struggling, and I thought, what would ASH do in

0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:06.000
<v Speaker 2>this moment? I know, I'll take a holiday.

0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:07.800
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I would do.

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.720
<v Speaker 2>And it was kind of similar in that I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go away with twelve families. I went away with two

0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:16.199
<v Speaker 2>other families. And this is one of the families that

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I met. I don't know if I told you this story.

0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:19.520
<v Speaker 2>I try not to tell you the story too much

0:23:19.520 --> 0:23:22.040
<v Speaker 2>because I know it may make you a little bit jealous.

0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Nothing makes me jealous. That's a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I met this couple at the park. I would

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<v Speaker 2>like to say over a year and a half ago.

0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Melonenso yeah, I love Melonenzo very good memory. Yeah, and

0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:39.439
<v Speaker 1>me and Enzo cash up too. What? Yeah? Do you

0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:41.560
<v Speaker 1>know that I'm actually seeing you out for this? No

0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>you're not. Yeah, No, I made that up. But Enzo,

0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:48.359
<v Speaker 1>if you're free, So we were.

0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:51.520
<v Speaker 2>We progressed the relationship from just you know, a bump

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:54.399
<v Speaker 2>into the park every now and then to then having

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:58.320
<v Speaker 2>playdates with the kids, doing in the park, just just

0:23:58.359 --> 0:23:59.520
<v Speaker 2>bumping into each other, you know.

0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:03.639
<v Speaker 1>It was like night or a Friday, but just bump

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 1>in general and maybody there.

0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:09.280
<v Speaker 2>But we would have playdates. We will go to each

0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:11.560
<v Speaker 2>other's birthday parties because they have two young kids. We

0:24:11.600 --> 0:24:14.560
<v Speaker 2>have two young kids, similar ages. Everything was going great

0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:16.480
<v Speaker 2>and then we decided to take the relationship to the

0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:19.440
<v Speaker 2>next level. Well, let's book a holiday.

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you a question?

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, you can ask me.

0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:24.359
<v Speaker 1>You recently went on holidays with April and I as well?

0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Which holiday was better? Don't you dare?

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Don't you dare?

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Ash? Well, I dare?

0:24:32.800 --> 0:24:34.199
<v Speaker 2>Both forgot. I couldn't compare.

0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:38.000
<v Speaker 1>It was like, answer, it was you, it was ours,

0:24:38.200 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Just say it.

0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:39.320
<v Speaker 2>It was yours.

0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Course, you know what, I'm going to go on holiday?

0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Then don't mel and then I'll compare the pair.

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:48.119
<v Speaker 2>Please, And we're like, what the fuck is going on?

0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Why are you here? Why are you in my house? Yeah,

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm on holidays.

0:24:55.800 --> 0:24:58.240
<v Speaker 2>We had another family Eddie and Nick came along as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to them, where are they from?

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Glad you asked?

0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Backstory, give me all of them from.

0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Brisbane, once from Melbourne. Originally lived in Sydney, but you

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:08.120
<v Speaker 2>still live down the road from us. We would often

0:25:08.160 --> 0:25:10.399
<v Speaker 2>see them walking down to the beach. We've all come

0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:15.760
<v Speaker 2>so far, we have the relationships, the podcast episodes. Everyone's

0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.520
<v Speaker 2>just ticking boxes right now. It's a time to celebrate.

0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:21.719
<v Speaker 1>It is. Hey, where'd you go?

0:25:22.320 --> 0:25:23.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you asked.

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I flew back from Bali early and I just hidden

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:33.960
<v Speaker 1>the bushes and I was like, my Matthew.

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:37.920
<v Speaker 2>With someone else right now. Great holiday, great little weekend

0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 2>get away. Kingscliff near the Gold Coast. It's in between

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Byron Bay and the Gold Coast and it's.

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:46.399
<v Speaker 1>Just it's a lovely old stomping ground.

0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:47.960
<v Speaker 2>But it was lovely bit.

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:48.639
<v Speaker 1>Similar to yourself.

0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 2>But it was only three nights that were away, where

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 2>like your patients was wearing very thin. I remember one

0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:55.320
<v Speaker 2>day in particular, I was like, we're going down the

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 2>beach and Marley's like, I'm bringing my pencils and my

0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:00.560
<v Speaker 2>coloring in and I'm like, you're not not bringing in

0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 2>your coloring pencils and pens.

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:05.080
<v Speaker 3>That's ridiculous. And she's five years old and she's like

0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:10.560
<v Speaker 3>I am, And I was like you're not. And Laura

0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:12.639
<v Speaker 3>was down the hallway. She went to go get some

0:26:12.640 --> 0:26:16.239
<v Speaker 3>fresh towels. She came back in after like, oh fuck off.

0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 3>She just came back in and she's like, I could

0:26:19.640 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 3>hear that.

0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 2>From the hallway.

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's embarrassing. Yeah, it's fine, Dad voice activated got

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>to happen.

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:29.439
<v Speaker 2>But on one day, Ash and one day we went

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:31.159
<v Speaker 2>to a place called Tropical Fruit World.

0:26:31.440 --> 0:26:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm familiar.

0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:36.520
<v Speaker 2>The most fertile soil in the world. Is great for kids,

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 2>is it? It's essentially just like a big, an enormous paddock.

0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:43.879
<v Speaker 2>You jump on a tractor. It's like a train. You

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 2>then all hop on the tractor. You go around. They

0:26:45.800 --> 0:26:48.679
<v Speaker 2>talk about all the fruit that they've planted there over

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:51.720
<v Speaker 2>the last few decades. You then stop, you pick the fruit,

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:55.119
<v Speaker 2>You crack macadamia nats, you eat bananas. Everyone's having a

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:56.560
<v Speaker 2>really wholesome, great time.

0:26:56.640 --> 0:27:00.200
<v Speaker 1>That's great, Okay, I like it.

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 2>But then you finish Ash at a part of the

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 2>tour where you just sit down and you feed.

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:08.640
<v Speaker 1>The animals and give me an array of animals.

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 2>You've got goats, you got donkeys, you've got koalas. Have

0:27:12.080 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 2>I made a mistake? Is this allowed? Or not laid

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 2>on me go and maybe it's a Queensland thing. I'm

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 2>not quite sure, but it was the end of the

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:25.679
<v Speaker 2>tour essentially finishes at a park playground, and everyone's just

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:29.359
<v Speaker 2>everyone's feeling so great. Everyone's smiling, everyone's had a good time.

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:31.719
<v Speaker 1>We're all full of fruit, sugar.

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 2>We've all been padding the animals, you know, and you've

0:27:34.840 --> 0:27:37.560
<v Speaker 2>been in that group on the tour from start to finish.

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:39.200
<v Speaker 2>It runs for a few hours, so you're also you're

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:42.040
<v Speaker 2>feeling connected to the other people you're on the land.

0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:45.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's just you're feeling wholesome.

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>And also featuring you being connected to all the other people.

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:50.199
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's like, what's this girl's do.

0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Also you're seeing other wild animals as well on the tour, like,

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, we saw some turtles, all right, we saw

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:07.879
<v Speaker 2>like bush turkeys, we saw a snake. You just like

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:13.880
<v Speaker 2>it was a small board of native animals. Delicious, beautiful, okay.

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 2>And then some people were like, look it's a frog

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, that's no frog, that's a cane toad.

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Coming from Queensland, a cane toad is like a cockroach.

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:32.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's more cane toads than people in Queensland. You

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:35.560
<v Speaker 1>just you kill it. Oh yeah, and you kill it

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:37.359
<v Speaker 1>the most dramatic way you can.

0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>So whilst a few people mostly are kids and Melonenzo

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 2>and Ed and Nicky's kids, they were all like looking

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 2>at a frog. They don't know what a cane toad is.

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>I now know. They were like, wow, look at this

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 1>cane toad. And I come steamrolling in and I'm a

0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.120
<v Speaker 1>good old world.

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Combo, throw my guitar, jump up from the campfire and

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I boot this thing so fucking hard. This cane toad is.

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Like and I was like totally like two points. All

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the flags go up. It's like, if you're allowed to

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 1>do that, you have to do that. You're a pest.

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 2>As a Queenslander, your instinct to see a cane toad

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 2>is just immediately.

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Kill it because they're introduced as well. They're a pest.

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Bro they're an introduced species. What were they cane to say?

0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>The cane fields eat the cane beetles, hence the name

0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>cane toad.

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 2>There we go.

0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 1>That takes me back to my childhood. You're kicking that frog.

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm just having flashbacks. Thank you of kicking the shit

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 1>out of fucking cane toad.

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 2>So then did I look. I turn around and the

0:29:54.720 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 2>kids were all like, f that's Molly who's so sensitive.

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Was just like, mom, I can't stop thinking about death,

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 2>and all the kids are hysterical, and I was like,

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 2>have you ever done something where you know, you turn

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 2>around and you expect nothing but praise, like what a hero?

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 2>And everyone's just like what's wrong with you? And Lauda

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, you're such an idiot sometimes, and I was like,

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just a man, That's that's what I mean.

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:31.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like, if you haven't grown up around doing that,

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>it's a bit fucking weekshit Melanenzo. They're from the UK,

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>so they don't understand, like they don't know what even

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>animals in the UK do they There's none, there's none left.

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>There's no kitchens. That's it. Yeah.

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 2>And then as well, and then like some of the

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 2>other families, they were like hiding their kids like oh

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 2>my god, like.

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Timmy look away. Yeah, It's like, yeah, I think you've

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 1>done the right thing. I'm got a backyard. I would

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 1>be going, I just kick it again.

0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Laura was like, you're about to get kicked off the

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 2>tour as well, like the ranger was looking at me

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 2>a bit funny, and I was like, no, he's not.

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 1>He's cool anyway, he's like good kicks on.

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 2>No one gave me any praise except for Eddie. Eddie

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:15.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, I've killed a few.

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like when I was because they were they

0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:20.760
<v Speaker 1>made their way south down the border obviously because you

0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>won't in Queens, and they made their way down and

0:31:22.480 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 1>there's so much push land and stuff. A couple of things, right.

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:28.400
<v Speaker 1>They're good for one thing going Like a poisonous snake

0:31:28.520 --> 0:31:31.120
<v Speaker 1>is around and eats one, it'll kill the snake. It'll

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>also kill your dog if a dog eats it. And

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 1>they're so hard to kill, like I have literally squashed

0:31:38.600 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 1>one of its guts out of its mouth once and

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>it splait it out of the road. And they do that.

0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:45.880
<v Speaker 2>They do that on purpose. It's a self defense, said,

0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 2>and I walked away like and then he just swallows

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 2>the guts and it like hops away. So when I

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:52.920
<v Speaker 2>kicked it, it's guts where out, and they're like it's

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 2>dead and I was like, it's not even dead. You

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 2>need to kick it like three more times.

0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Let me do it. You just stomp on it.

0:31:57.920 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 2>And the next thing it sucks the guts back in

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:01.960
<v Speaker 2>and hop away because it's back is all past. And

0:32:02.000 --> 0:32:03.000
<v Speaker 2>the cane toad was like.

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally sucked in. Fucker, I've survived, survived worse than you, Bro.

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>You kick like my nana the way I ash.

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:17.240
<v Speaker 2>We've been edging the listeners this whole episode. Yes we have,

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 2>and if you're ready to climbax. We've talked a lot

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 2>about holidays.

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 1>We are who bring the horn in here. We have

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 1>a getaway. Get away. We have a giveaway. We have

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 1>to get away. The cane toads are after us.

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 2>We have a great prize that you, the listener, you

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:44.720
<v Speaker 2>can win and enjoy a holiday like Ashes just had,

0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 2>like I've just had, and maybe a bit more responsible

0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:50.719
<v Speaker 2>than us. I don't think where you're about to go.

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 2>There are no cane toads.

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:52.000
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:32:53.280 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 2>But in celebration of us hitting one hundred episodes were

0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:58.880
<v Speaker 2>now like one hundred and two, we are giving away.

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 2>We're giving away one lucky family a three nights day

0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>at the Sunday's Boutique Hotel on Humilton Island, ASH. It

0:33:07.760 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 2>is just about to open up. It's going to be

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 2>ready for next early next year. They're currently building it

0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 2>to it's brand spanking. You may be one of the

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 2>first families to stay there.

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.240
<v Speaker 1>How did we get that? How do we manage that?

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 2>You're looking at so much?

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about this show, okay, so what I

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>do know though? It includes breakfast, a five hundred dollars

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 1>dining credit. I'm taking this a yacht cruise to white

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Haven Beat. Have you been to white Haven Beat? Many times?

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:36.920
<v Speaker 2>My friend?

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Beautiful must be nice worth seven thousand, six hundred and

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty dollars. The price is right in beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been t Hamilton Island before?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a couple of times. Nice with and without kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bloody great.

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<v Speaker 1>It is good. It's a great place for kids. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a great place.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're going to throw on one thousand dollars to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure you're in the family can get there, however, way.

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<v Speaker 1>Boat, you walk, speed boat, save the money. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great price. So they could use the thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>on flights.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just give it to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you want, you can. You can swim there.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've already got flight credit, you could use that

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<v Speaker 1>as spending money paid.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's cocktails, that's cocktail spending money.

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<v Speaker 1>So as a family of four, so if you've got five,

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<v Speaker 1>the fifth one the time. Yeah, so two adults, two kids, Okay, cool, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And the way that you can win okay, Well, we're

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<v Speaker 2>asking you to do if you have a video that

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<v Speaker 2>shows us that you deserve a holiday because of your kids,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to post that on social media on Stories,

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<v Speaker 2>tag us at two doting dads with the hashtag Hammo escape.

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<v Speaker 1>H A mmo escape. So I'm thinking like, if your.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid has gone in and drawn all over your bedroom

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<v Speaker 2>walls with pen, have that on camera, send it to usliday.

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<v Speaker 2>If your child has eaten your lipstick is covered in

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<v Speaker 2>the head to so send it to us.

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<v Speaker 1>You deserve a holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>You deserve a holiday. Those are the type of nightmare

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<v Speaker 2>scenarios that we would like to see. We will post

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<v Speaker 2>some of those videos to show what kind of disasters

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<v Speaker 2>were really after and.

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<v Speaker 1>When will we announce the winner?

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<v Speaker 2>Matt, So we'll let this run for a week and

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll announce the winner and about seven days from now.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, get in there, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>think that's it. Let's go, let's get out of here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. Let's see guys, all right, budes.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 2>throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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<v Speaker 1>Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land