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Speaker 1: It's my sister's wedding. This will come out and she

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Speaker 1: will be married hopefully. Congratulations. Yes to Betty and Risey.

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Speaker 1: I've been given a very special job. It is ceremony DJ.

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Speaker 1: It's like four songs, but she's like, don't fuck it up.

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Speaker 2: What's this song they're going to walk down the aisle to.

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Speaker 1: I've just been sent it, so please give us a

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Speaker 1: little taste. Groovy, baby, that's very groovy. This is walking

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Speaker 1: back up the aisle. Ah love that us me.

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Speaker 2: So are you mixing or are you just pressing playing stop?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do it all great DJs do and

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Speaker 1: press playing stop.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how many DJs listen to this podcast,

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Speaker 2: but to those who do.

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Speaker 1: Get a real job.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to who don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm Mattie j and I and this is a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Do you hear that? Weird? Like breath I just did?

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 2: it is the bad.

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Speaker 1: And if you've come, yeah.

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Speaker 2: If you've come wanting any advice, I was going to say,

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Speaker 2: not from us, not from us, not today, not ever, Ashton,

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Speaker 2: we should start this off by having a little cheeky

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Speaker 2: beverage be regino, what are we having?

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Speaker 1: Where's that from? That's from TikTok. Remember in the days

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Speaker 1: we were all locked down, we should have a be

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Speaker 1: and what do you go there, big guy, I've got

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Speaker 1: the Hinderland big pale ales knowing what Laura calls me,

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Speaker 1: the big pale from Stonewood. It is a limited release, man,

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Speaker 1: but I have some good news for you. Next year

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Speaker 1: it will become part of the permanent fixture, their permanent range.

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Speaker 2: Who enjoyed this, Laura? Laura Burn, Yeah, quite a few

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Speaker 2: of these?

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Speaker 1: You text me.

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Speaker 2: After When we recorded our episode last week, I had

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Speaker 2: a few too many big pale aisles. I was very

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Speaker 2: and every second word was like.

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Speaker 1: Fucking this is not his.

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Speaker 2: And I get a little bit slurry halfway through. So

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Speaker 2: I'll limit myself to just one of these today.

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Speaker 1: Well, cheers, I crack that and cheers cheers my friend, cheers,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Now, Oh hang a second, can you taste

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Speaker 1: that mandarin?

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Speaker 2: Taste the pineapple, pine and herbs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mandarin, I get a bit of mandarin.

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Speaker 1: Always pick up the Mandarin.

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Speaker 2: You're like one of those pigs that sniffs out truffles,

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Speaker 2: but instead of tuffles, it's mandarin. You how many Mandarins

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Speaker 2: in this household right now? Have a guess?

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Speaker 2: Very good?

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Speaker 1: It's actually not pineapple, Matt, it's pine.

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Speaker 2: No, fuck you, the back of the back, I can Oh.

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Speaker 1: There's the Vic Secret Blend, and there's the eclips the

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Speaker 1: Eclipse Smith version. Makes you know the Eclipse Smith version.

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Speaker 2: And if you're wanting to get your hands on this

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Speaker 2: beer or any delicious beer from Stone and Wood, heading

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Speaker 2: to Dan Murphy's a bws around the country and jump

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Speaker 2: on their website Stoneywood dot com dot au. That is

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Speaker 1: Delivered to your very front porch. I will be doing

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Speaker 1: that because I'm lazy, and honestly, I don't like talking

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, Ash, we have a big announcement to make

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Speaker 1: Thank you, good to see your face. I've honestly forgotten

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. So we got together. It was a

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Speaker 2: And that's what it's like. So I brought you along

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, we're making videos together. People are

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Speaker 2: I wasn't that keen. I wasn't that keen at first.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what sold me? Ash? You know what

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Speaker 2: And I said, yeah, that's that's the demo record. It

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Speaker 1: I think he's got it. You want to be a star, kad.

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Speaker 1: And here we are.

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Speaker 2: One hundred episodes later, one hundred and one hundred and

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Speaker 2: two episodes later, we did a call. We said how

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Speaker 1: so we've got something planned we do and we will

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Speaker 1: let them know at the end. Yeah. Yeah, we won't

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Speaker 1: let them know right now at the end of time. No,

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Speaker 1: the end of this episode.

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Speaker 2: End of this episode. We're just going to edge you

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Speaker 1: Did you say it?

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Speaker 2: We'll tell you at the very end, my favorite pastime,

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Speaker 2: how you can win this incredible prize that we've managed

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Speaker 2: to get our little dirty hands on.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm excited Ash you were back.

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Speaker 1: You had a fucking six month holiday. Felt like that

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Speaker 1: And when you do travel with kids, obviously it takes time.

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Speaker 1: My stomach was like, been back for a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part was I think the first day in

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Speaker 2: Leave the kids?

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Speaker 1: Oh must be no, I've been the kids leaving me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like cold and shit, right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, fucking everyone going out.

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Speaker 1: I'm at it now. I'm a dad. I do not care.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a time when you're not allowed to

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Speaker 1: I think that time. It's like found you've got time, bro.

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Speaker 1: If I get out to go to the talk, then

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm like a month away from shitting in the

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Speaker 1: thank you for the suggestion. I don't know who it was,

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Speaker 1: are we going to talk about your wife's abs. I've

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Speaker 1: And she's like, do you even lift? Bro?

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Speaker 2: She is and I mean this in the most respectable

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Speaker 1: She's very fit. She is. She does work very hard,

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Speaker 1: April like, she's so routine, Like every morning at five

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Speaker 2: ways now.

436
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm sucking off eating the ice cream on

437
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,239
Speaker 1: the beach, yes, because I am. And uh yeah, so

438
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 1: she she eats very well. She's a what can I

439
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 1: say anything that would being a joke. It's not a joke.

440
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 1: It's serious. It's a lot of style. Once she yelled

441
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 1: at me because there wasn't enough protein in the dinner.

442
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: I mate is she a pilarates girls Flatty's girl. No,

443
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 2: she's just hitting the weights. She comes in and out

444
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 2: of pilates every now and then. So Sarna who we went,

445
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 2: she's a pilates instructle.

446
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 1: How she getting so shredded? She just trains hard, bro

447
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: and like I said, protein, it's a lifestyle.

448
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 2: I call her right now and I would have had

449
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 2: like weekly splitters. Hi, Hi, April, random question, how are

450
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 2: you splitting up your routine at the gym?

451
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 1: I do a lot of lower body and then I

452
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,360
Speaker 1: do boxing as my upper body. That's about it.

453
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 2: That's it.

454
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: How many times a day are you doing abs? ABS?

455
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: Are building the kitchen? Babes there? It is all right

456
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: by Apri, love you oh in the kitchen.

457
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 2: If there's anything you take from this episode, that's the

458
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 2: key take.

459
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what the recipe for ABS is because

460
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: it's not working for me.

461
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 2: It's definitely not happy.

462
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: I spend so much time in the kitchen and it's

463
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:32,679
Speaker 1: not working. That's enough about me and my wife's abs.

464
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: You also have ABS, and you also went on holidays.

465
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: I'm essentially your wife. I could be you.

466
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: Could be on your tucky sack back. I'm game.

467
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: I took a leaf out of your page. Is that

468
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 2: the right thing? A page?

469
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 1: I took a page out of you. I took a

470
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: book out of your page.

471
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: A page out of your book. I'm so bad with

472
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 2: saying sorry apologies. I was I was missed you. I

473
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 2: was struggling, and I thought, what would ASH do in

474
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 2: this moment? I know, I'll take a holiday.

475
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I would do.

476
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: And it was kind of similar in that I didn't

477
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 2: go away with twelve families. I went away with two

478
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,199
Speaker 2: other families. And this is one of the families that

479
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 2: I met. I don't know if I told you this story.

480
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 2: I try not to tell you the story too much

481
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 2: because I know it may make you a little bit jealous.

482
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: Nothing makes me jealous. That's a lie.

483
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I met this couple at the park. I would

484
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 2: like to say over a year and a half ago.

485
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: Melonenso yeah, I love Melonenzo very good memory. Yeah, and

486
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 1: me and Enzo cash up too. What? Yeah? Do you

487
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: know that I'm actually seeing you out for this? No

488
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: you're not. Yeah, No, I made that up. But Enzo,

489
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: if you're free, So we were.

490
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 2: We progressed the relationship from just you know, a bump

491
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 2: into the park every now and then to then having

492
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: playdates with the kids, doing in the park, just just

493
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: bumping into each other, you know.

494
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: It was like night or a Friday, but just bump

495
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: in general and maybody there.

496
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 2: But we would have playdates. We will go to each

497
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: other's birthday parties because they have two young kids. We

498
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 2: have two young kids, similar ages. Everything was going great

499
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: and then we decided to take the relationship to the

500
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 2: next level. Well, let's book a holiday.

501
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question?

502
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you can ask me.

503
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: You recently went on holidays with April and I as well?

504
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 1: Which holiday was better? Don't you dare?

505
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: Don't you dare?

506
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 1: Ash? Well, I dare?

507
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 2: Both forgot. I couldn't compare.

508
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: It was like, answer, it was you, it was ours,

509
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: Just say it.

510
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: It was yours.

511
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: Course, you know what, I'm going to go on holiday?

512
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: Then don't mel and then I'll compare the pair.

513
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 2: Please, And we're like, what the fuck is going on?

514
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: Why are you here? Why are you in my house? Yeah,

515
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm on holidays.

516
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: We had another family Eddie and Nick came along as well.

517
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: Shout out to them, where are they from?

518
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: Glad you asked?

519
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: Backstory, give me all of them from.

520
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 2: Brisbane, once from Melbourne. Originally lived in Sydney, but you

521
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 2: still live down the road from us. We would often

522
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 2: see them walking down to the beach. We've all come

523
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: so far, we have the relationships, the podcast episodes. Everyone's

524
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: just ticking boxes right now. It's a time to celebrate.

525
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,719
Speaker 1: It is. Hey, where'd you go?

526
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked.

527
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: I flew back from Bali early and I just hidden

528
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: the bushes and I was like, my Matthew.

529
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 2: With someone else right now. Great holiday, great little weekend

530
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 2: get away. Kingscliff near the Gold Coast. It's in between

531
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: Byron Bay and the Gold Coast and it's.

532
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: Just it's a lovely old stomping ground.

533
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: But it was lovely bit.

534
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 1: Similar to yourself.

535
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: But it was only three nights that were away, where

536
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 2: like your patients was wearing very thin. I remember one

537
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 2: day in particular, I was like, we're going down the

538
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 2: beach and Marley's like, I'm bringing my pencils and my

539
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: coloring in and I'm like, you're not not bringing in

540
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: your coloring pencils and pens.

541
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. And she's five years old and she's like

542
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 3: I am, And I was like you're not. And Laura

543
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 3: was down the hallway. She went to go get some

544
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,239
Speaker 3: fresh towels. She came back in after like, oh fuck off.

545
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: She just came back in and she's like, I could

546
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: hear that.

547
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: From the hallway.

548
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's embarrassing. Yeah, it's fine, Dad voice activated got

549
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: to happen.

550
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 2: But on one day, Ash and one day we went

551
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 2: to a place called Tropical Fruit World.

552
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm familiar.

553
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: The most fertile soil in the world. Is great for kids,

554
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: is it? It's essentially just like a big, an enormous paddock.

555
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 2: You jump on a tractor. It's like a train. You

556
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: then all hop on the tractor. You go around. They

557
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 2: talk about all the fruit that they've planted there over

558
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 2: the last few decades. You then stop, you pick the fruit,

559
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 2: You crack macadamia nats, you eat bananas. Everyone's having a

560
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: really wholesome, great time.

561
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: That's great, Okay, I like it.

562
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 2: But then you finish Ash at a part of the

563
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: tour where you just sit down and you feed.

564
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: The animals and give me an array of animals.

565
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: You've got goats, you got donkeys, you've got koalas. Have

566
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: I made a mistake? Is this allowed? Or not laid

567
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: on me go and maybe it's a Queensland thing. I'm

568
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: not quite sure, but it was the end of the

569
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 2: tour essentially finishes at a park playground, and everyone's just

570
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 2: everyone's feeling so great. Everyone's smiling, everyone's had a good time.

571
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,719
Speaker 1: We're all full of fruit, sugar.

572
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: We've all been padding the animals, you know, and you've

573
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: been in that group on the tour from start to finish.

574
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: It runs for a few hours, so you're also you're

575
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 2: feeling connected to the other people you're on the land.

576
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 2: You know, it's just you're feeling wholesome.

577
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: And also featuring you being connected to all the other people.

578
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, what's this girl's do.

579
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 2: Also you're seeing other wild animals as well on the tour, like,

580
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 2: you know, we saw some turtles, all right, we saw

581
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 2: like bush turkeys, we saw a snake. You just like

582
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 2: it was a small board of native animals. Delicious, beautiful, okay.

583
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: And then some people were like, look it's a frog

584
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: and I was like, that's no frog, that's a cane toad.

585
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 2: Coming from Queensland, a cane toad is like a cockroach.

586
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's more cane toads than people in Queensland. You

587
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: just you kill it. Oh yeah, and you kill it

588
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: the most dramatic way you can.

589
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: So whilst a few people mostly are kids and Melonenzo

590
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: and Ed and Nicky's kids, they were all like looking

591
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 2: at a frog. They don't know what a cane toad is.

592
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: I now know. They were like, wow, look at this

593
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: cane toad. And I come steamrolling in and I'm a

594
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: good old world.

595
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: Combo, throw my guitar, jump up from the campfire and

596
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: I boot this thing so fucking hard. This cane toad is.

597
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: Like and I was like totally like two points. All

598
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: the flags go up. It's like, if you're allowed to

599
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: do that, you have to do that. You're a pest.

600
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: As a Queenslander, your instinct to see a cane toad

601
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: is just immediately.

602
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: Kill it because they're introduced as well. They're a pest.

603
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: Bro they're an introduced species. What were they cane to say?

604
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: The cane fields eat the cane beetles, hence the name

605
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: cane toad.

606
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: There we go.

607
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: That takes me back to my childhood. You're kicking that frog.

608
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm just having flashbacks. Thank you of kicking the shit

609
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: out of fucking cane toad.

610
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: So then did I look. I turn around and the

611
00:29:54,720 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: kids were all like, f that's Molly who's so sensitive.

612
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: Was just like, mom, I can't stop thinking about death,

613
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: and all the kids are hysterical, and I was like,

614
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: have you ever done something where you know, you turn

615
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 2: around and you expect nothing but praise, like what a hero?

616
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 2: And everyone's just like what's wrong with you? And Lauda

617
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: was like, you're such an idiot sometimes, and I was like,

618
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just a man, That's that's what I mean.

619
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: It's like, if you haven't grown up around doing that,

620
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: it's a bit fucking weekshit Melanenzo. They're from the UK,

621
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: so they don't understand, like they don't know what even

622
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: animals in the UK do they There's none, there's none left.

623
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: There's no kitchens. That's it. Yeah.

624
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: And then as well, and then like some of the

625
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 2: other families, they were like hiding their kids like oh

626
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: my god, like.

627
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: Timmy look away. Yeah, It's like, yeah, I think you've

628
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: done the right thing. I'm got a backyard. I would

629
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: be going, I just kick it again.

630
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 2: Laura was like, you're about to get kicked off the

631
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: tour as well, like the ranger was looking at me

632
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 2: a bit funny, and I was like, no, he's not.

633
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: He's cool anyway, he's like good kicks on.

634
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: No one gave me any praise except for Eddie. Eddie

635
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: was like, I've killed a few.

636
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when I was because they were they

637
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: made their way south down the border obviously because you

638
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: won't in Queens, and they made their way down and

639
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: there's so much push land and stuff. A couple of things, right.

640
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: They're good for one thing going Like a poisonous snake

641
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: is around and eats one, it'll kill the snake. It'll

642
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: also kill your dog if a dog eats it. And

643
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: they're so hard to kill, like I have literally squashed

644
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: one of its guts out of its mouth once and

645
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: it splait it out of the road. And they do that.

646
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: They do that on purpose. It's a self defense, said,

647
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: and I walked away like and then he just swallows

648
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: the guts and it like hops away. So when I

649
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 2: kicked it, it's guts where out, and they're like it's

650
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: dead and I was like, it's not even dead. You

651
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: need to kick it like three more times.

652
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: Let me do it. You just stomp on it.

653
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Speaker 2: And the next thing it sucks the guts back in

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Speaker 2: and hop away because it's back is all past. And

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Speaker 2: the cane toad was like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, literally sucked in. Fucker, I've survived, survived worse than you, Bro.

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Speaker 1: You kick like my nana the way I ash.

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Speaker 2: We've been edging the listeners this whole episode. Yes we have,

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Speaker 2: and if you're ready to climbax. We've talked a lot

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Speaker 2: about holidays.

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Speaker 1: We are who bring the horn in here. We have

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Speaker 1: a getaway. Get away. We have a giveaway. We have

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Speaker 1: to get away. The cane toads are after us.

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Speaker 2: We have a great prize that you, the listener, you

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Speaker 2: can win and enjoy a holiday like Ashes just had,

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Speaker 2: like I've just had, and maybe a bit more responsible

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Speaker 2: than us. I don't think where you're about to go.

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Speaker 2: There are no cane toads.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: But in celebration of us hitting one hundred episodes were

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Speaker 2: now like one hundred and two, we are giving away.

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Speaker 2: We're giving away one lucky family a three nights day

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Speaker 2: at the Sunday's Boutique Hotel on Humilton Island, ASH. It

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Speaker 2: is just about to open up. It's going to be

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Speaker 2: ready for next early next year. They're currently building it

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Speaker 2: to it's brand spanking. You may be one of the

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Speaker 2: first families to stay there.

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Speaker 1: How did we get that? How do we manage that?

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Speaker 2: You're looking at so much?

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Speaker 1: I don't know about this show, okay, so what I

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Speaker 1: do know though? It includes breakfast, a five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: dining credit. I'm taking this a yacht cruise to white

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Speaker 1: Haven Beat. Have you been to white Haven Beat? Many times?

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Speaker 2: My friend?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful must be nice worth seven thousand, six hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty dollars. The price is right in beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Have you been t Hamilton Island before?

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Speaker 1: I've been a couple of times. Nice with and without kids.

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Speaker 2: It's bloody great.

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Speaker 1: It is good. It's a great place for kids. It's

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Speaker 1: a great place.

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Speaker 2: And we're going to throw on one thousand dollars to

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Speaker 2: make sure you're in the family can get there, however, way.

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Speaker 1: Boat, you walk, speed boat, save the money. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: a great price. So they could use the thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: on flights.

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Speaker 2: We'll just give it to them.

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Speaker 1: Give it to them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want, you can. You can swim there.

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Speaker 1: If you've already got flight credit, you could use that

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Speaker 1: as spending money paid.

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Speaker 2: That's that's cocktails, that's cocktail spending money.

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Speaker 1: So as a family of four, so if you've got five,

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Speaker 1: the fifth one the time. Yeah, so two adults, two kids, Okay, cool, okay.

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Speaker 2: And the way that you can win okay, Well, we're

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Speaker 2: asking you to do if you have a video that

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Speaker 2: shows us that you deserve a holiday because of your kids,

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Speaker 2: you need to post that on social media on Stories,

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Speaker 2: tag us at two doting dads with the hashtag Hammo escape.

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Speaker 1: H A mmo escape. So I'm thinking like, if your.

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Speaker 2: Kid has gone in and drawn all over your bedroom

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Speaker 2: walls with pen, have that on camera, send it to usliday.

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Speaker 2: If your child has eaten your lipstick is covered in

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Speaker 2: the head to so send it to us.

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Speaker 1: You deserve a holiday.

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Speaker 2: You deserve a holiday. Those are the type of nightmare

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Speaker 2: scenarios that we would like to see. We will post

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Speaker 2: some of those videos to show what kind of disasters

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Speaker 2: were really after and.

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Speaker 1: When will we announce the winner?

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Speaker 2: Matt, So we'll let this run for a week and

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Speaker 2: then we'll announce the winner and about seven days from now.

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Speaker 1: All right, get in there, let's go.

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Speaker 2: All right, if you're enjoyed this episode, please send it

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Speaker 2: to a friends subscribe.

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Speaker 1: What you should do is you should jump onto the

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Speaker 1: Facebook group and go to two Doting Dads, or you

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Speaker 1: can join us on Instagram at two Doting Dads. I

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Speaker 1: think that's it. Let's go, let's get out of here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Let's see guys, all right, budes.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 1: Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land