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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast That bite sized thirteen and

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Speaker 1: one oh six five, what's the most embarrassing story you

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Speaker 1: have about yourself? With third This was all kicked off

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Speaker 1: a while ago when a friend of mine told me

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Speaker 1: she'd brought detergent to put next to the bin to

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Speaker 1: cover her thod scraps so she didn't pull them out

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Speaker 1: of the bin after she'd thrown them in there. It

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Speaker 1: has opened a torrent of people who are willingly telling

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Speaker 1: us what sort of grubby things they've been up to.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh six five We are talking food shame.

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Speaker 2: Te song Come stop eating m yum yum.

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Speaker 3: So my beautiful partner Mim joined us on the radio

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Speaker 3: show yesterday to pitch some ideas. Now she'll hate me

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Speaker 3: telling us Jay this, but in the song before she

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Speaker 3: came on, she was a bit nervous, some a little

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Speaker 3: bit stressed about pitching ideas.

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Speaker 2: So a song would be what two and a half minutes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she binned a whole box of shapes in two

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Speaker 3: and a half.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's what do we know what flavor? Barbecue?

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Speaker 1: Barbecue is impressive, that's spicy on the tongue. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: if you had has said to me that it was

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Speaker 1: it was a box of chicken crimpies. I would have

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Speaker 1: said she's half labrador, half half human, because I've never

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Speaker 1: seen anybody be in a box of chicken crempies in

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Speaker 1: under five minutes.

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Speaker 2: They're dry, aren't incredibly dry?

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Speaker 1: Bit denser?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, a bit bit denser, a bit richer, I'll challenger.

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Speaker 2: I'll see if she did a crimpy on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Do you see if you do a box of crimpies,

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Speaker 1: I'll film it. Gee whiz, you'd make her sick. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do I can't have more than two

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Speaker 1: or three chicken crembies. And if we really want to

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Speaker 1: get down to it, I think they're I think they

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Speaker 1: are a little bit of a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Speaker 1: When it comes to shapes, I don't think there should

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Speaker 1: be a shape a chicken crimpy. If I'm being totally honest.

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Speaker 2: With a little bit.

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Speaker 1: They're just a little bit too rich. They're a little

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Speaker 1: bit too dense. There's a little bit too much biscuit

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Speaker 1: going on there. For mine, it's not so much of

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Speaker 1: a cracker.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's supposed to be a light snack, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's go to a line, shall we. We are

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Speaker 1: getting moved on as we're talking about the density of shapes, Eliza,

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Speaker 1: Eliza to what's your food chain?

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Speaker 2: Mate tortures.

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Speaker 4: I'm literally on my way home and I've just downed

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Speaker 4: a dozen cinnemon donuts in the car.

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Speaker 2: You did the whole does Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The whole the whole thing?

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Speaker 3: At what point, Eliza? Like, so, did you have five

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Speaker 3: and go do that's a lot? I may as well

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Speaker 3: as do the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: At what point did you go, I'm going to do

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Speaker 2: the lot?

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Speaker 4: It kind of just happened like instinctively.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's instinctive pilot. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did you look down at one stage and you were like,

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Speaker 1: you know, when you were on order? But gee whiz,

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Speaker 1: I've done six there? Like, did you catch yourself at

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Speaker 1: any point?

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Speaker 4: Not really, to be honest, and I'm it's pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: I was driving, just putting them down.

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Speaker 3: When you're in auto pilot, and I probably reached for

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Speaker 3: a thirteenth there and you were like, run out, I've

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Speaker 3: done the dozen, done, Madeline.

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Speaker 1: What's your food shame?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: I was at a basketball stadium with my watching my

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Speaker 4: brother play basketball, and I really got a hankering for

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Speaker 4: some hot chips. So I went to the Kiosk and

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Speaker 4: ordered some hot chips. But then I really really needed

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Speaker 4: to pee, but I was like, nah, I need these

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Speaker 4: hot chips. So I was like, I can hold it

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Speaker 4: because I want my hot chips. So I held it

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Speaker 4: and I was waiting, and then the waiting was taking

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Speaker 4: so long and I ended up pissing myself all over

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Speaker 4: the floor in front of all these basketball plays, and

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Speaker 4: I was like, screw it. I got my hot chips,

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Speaker 4: and then I went and sat down and made them.

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Speaker 2: Kissed yourself for jip leg.

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Speaker 4: Because more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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