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Speaker 1: Some people have a lot of money, don't they. I

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Speaker 1: Which one is that?

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Speaker 3: It's what upstairs.

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Speaker 4: It's just got supposed to be some sort of parents

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Speaker 1: And have a door you can close, we can put

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Speaker 1: You could be your sex non dungeon upstairs dungeon.

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Speaker 3: But why would it be a sex non dungeon.

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Speaker 1: Because it's upstairs and not can you win a dungeon? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but addicts have got bad connotations.

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Speaker 1: Really got a dungeon, doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But.

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Speaker 3: But she's got a shop, et cetera, had a whole.

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Speaker 1: Shopping mall underneath her home. She's worth about nine hundred

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Speaker 4: What it's a pretty big dolls, because what's Gary Barlow's

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: She also has those old fashioned shop fronts, like you

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Speaker 4: George Harrison, he had a big place and there was

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Speaker 1: She in her giant mansion had a gift wrapping room,

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Speaker 1: Everybody? Here is some more of Josey.

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Speaker 3: And a man of curtain room for It's podcast time.

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Speaker 1: Keep going.

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Speaker 3: That's all I got.

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Speaker 1: What have you got for me today?

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Speaker 4: The top ten of the world's sexiest bald men for

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this before your name and who

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Speaker 1: any of them are? Would you be flattered to be

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Speaker 3: Is he deliberately bald? Or ball bored?

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Speaker 1: I think he's choosing to be bald? But what about

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Speaker 3: It must be hard. I look at Prince William.

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Speaker 1: Is he on the list?

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Speaker 3: He's number one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, See he's not choosing to be bald. Bald is

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Speaker 4: He's like the sidebar bits hanging there as well, and

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Speaker 1: He looked too eggish with no hair.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's the thing. You've got to have a

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Speaker 1: Where you're probably the most one of the most photographed

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like Harry has he Harry's had the replacement hair.

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Speaker 1: Is that well known?

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Speaker 4: He makes jokes about his thinning hair, but it is

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Speaker 3: I know a lot of young guys.

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Speaker 4: And we're just talking one day and he said, it

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Speaker 3: And I said, look, you can see people about it.

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Speaker 4: You know, there's all sorts of treatments and things about it.

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Speaker 1: But it's on this top ten. And tell me who's

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Speaker 1: on it, because I'm just imagining. Are they all completely baled?

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Speaker 1: Because balding men? Women love bald heads, but they don't.

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Speaker 1: How do guys feel if they're balding?

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Speaker 3: Do you like the balding, the balling head.

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Speaker 1: Not the balling Brothers go well.

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Speaker 3: You know who's the number one?

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Speaker 1: You told me it was William.

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Speaker 3: That's Prince will him so ten Vin Diesel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a certain sexiness to him. He makes sense

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Speaker 3: At nine. Stanley Tucci, Tucci, whoever he is?

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Speaker 1: You know Stanley Tucci?

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Speaker 3: Who's Stanley?

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Speaker 1: Are you joking? He's one of the world's biggest actors

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Speaker 1: and he was in Devil Was Prita. He's been in

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Speaker 1: a lot of fabulous films. I'll google him a lot

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Speaker 3: Well, why are you're googling Stanley?

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Speaker 1: I don't need to because I know who he is.

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Speaker 3: Can you google at number eight? Tieri? Henry?

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's start with Stanley Tucci.

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Speaker 3: And then Tieri?

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Speaker 1: No, just one at a time. What kind of films

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Speaker 1: is Lovely Bones, searching for Something in Italy? Hunger Games, Conclave,

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Speaker 1: Inside Men, The Kingsman quality films that you haven't seen

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Speaker 1: because they're not franchises, And who's the next one episode?

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Speaker 3: Smoking in the Bed?

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Speaker 4: I'm not interested Erry curiously had a huge that Tierry Henry.

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Speaker 1: Well his was a fake thatch too, was it?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Thierry Henry, you got him.

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Speaker 1: Let's see who he is when he's at home. Is

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Speaker 3: At number seven, Samuel L.

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Speaker 1: Jackson, Come on, sexy, he's sexy's balled? Is he sexy?

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Speaker 3: Freeze mother?

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Speaker 1: Six on a plane?

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Speaker 3: What about six? Daddy DeVito?

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Speaker 1: Danny DeVito? Is it to me about this? Isn't the

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Speaker 4: It's the world's sexiest board Danny de Vito?

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Speaker 3: Number five Terry Creuz.

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Speaker 1: Who is he?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's here that actor who was in that police

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Speaker 3: No, I don't you do?

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Speaker 1: No, let me say, let me show the shows he

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Speaker 1: was in. He was in Brooklyn nine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, ye, number four, you've watched that? No, I haven't.

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Speaker 4: I haven't watched one frame show that. There's a million

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Speaker 4: shows that I need to catch up. Okay, are number.

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Speaker 3: Four Kelly Slater? I am number three?

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Speaker 4: Shaquille O'Neill's sexy, big but sexy.

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Speaker 3: Number two Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Speaker 1: I get that.

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Speaker 4: I will say this, where the hell is Jason Statham?

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Speaker 4: Why isn't he on this list?

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Speaker 1: Who have they asked for the voting?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know Johnny blind out because who wouldn't put

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Speaker 4: Jason Stathan on the list.

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Speaker 3: He is the go to sexy's bald guy in the world.

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Speaker 3: Would you agree? Do you like Jason? States right?

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Speaker 1: I don't watch those kind of movies.

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Speaker 4: I've got a bit of a man crashed on Jason

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Speaker 4: Statham because I ran into him one day.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard the street. Didn't run into him. You

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Speaker 1: into as if your friends in a bar.

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Speaker 3: We bumped into each other.

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Speaker 1: Tell us forensically what happened.

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Speaker 3: It's two thousand and five thereabouts, and the family decides,

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Speaker 3: over to Disneyland, and.

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Speaker 1: So my brother and I got smashed.

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Speaker 4: Decided to treat Hollywood as a pub crawl, and so

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Speaker 4: Disneyland getting high on sheep beer and we're walking down

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Speaker 3: You have not seen The Transport.

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Speaker 4: Hang me for not knowing all your movies. The Transporter

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Speaker 4: That's the dude, the Transporter dude, the dude from the movie.

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Speaker 3: He's coming right towards us, and your drunk is a

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Speaker 1: Because he lives in La the Street. But also, would

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Speaker 4: You didn't know his name, so he's scooched over and

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Speaker 4: And Matt said, just we'll just say hello, And I said, mate,

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Speaker 4: he's been three feet of us and mad case, Hey

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Speaker 4: And he looked up as he boys in that gruff

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Speaker 1: Can I just I love that movie?

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Speaker 3: You know you were You're so and you're so versatile.

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Speaker 4: You like a modern day mcguy, but you know, using

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Speaker 3: And it's just getting worse and worse.

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Speaker 1: I've heard you do that sober and it's all.

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Speaker 3: And it probably said.

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Speaker 1: Well when it starts with how you that transponder dude?

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Speaker 4: about Jason Statham and he's Hollywood star.

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Speaker 3: Has risen.

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Speaker 4: He's been in the Meg come on, not just Meg one,

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Speaker 1: Bald sexy cow.

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Speaker 3: On the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 1: Today, we thought we'd talk the tale of two big

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Speaker 1: to Geelong Botanic Gardens. It's a corpse plant, a morpho

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Speaker 3: It, well, it looks like a big penis.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll dance around it a bit. I'd like to

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Speaker 3: That's your Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: It's like a cabbage that once a year opens up

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Speaker 1: and there's a giant fallus that comes out only for

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Speaker 4: It looks a bit from Column and a bit from Columbier.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: Which I haven't, but people have been lining up. They've

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Speaker 1: I saw when I looked at it was people trying

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Speaker 1: I paid mice.

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Speaker 4: I paid to see a diving act almost sees me

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Speaker 1: Well, the other fallus that's in the news today. This

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Speaker 1: man has done the world with a nineteen inch fallas.

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Speaker 3: What it's his own.

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Speaker 1: No, he bought it a bag. Get down his pants.

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Speaker 1: It's his own. And what's interesting?

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Speaker 3: Nineteen inches? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Actually, how many can you google? How many centimeters? That

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Speaker 3: Sure? This might take some time.

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Speaker 1: Do it. I'll talk about it while you google.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you talk about it while I google?

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Speaker 1: Will you be will you be allowed to google that?

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Speaker 1: All the systems shut you out.

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Speaker 3: It's just it's just measurements.

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Speaker 1: No, it's just measurements, mom, that's all I'm doing. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not what you'd imagine. It would be fun to have.

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Speaker 1: It's nine hundred grams. Oh my god, nearly a kilo.

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Speaker 3: Whoa four hundred and eighty two millimeters.

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Speaker 1: And tell me how long that is on a ruler.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's bigger than the thirty centimeter ruler.

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Speaker 4: Most rulers are thirty centimeters, so it's it's eighteen.

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Speaker 1: One and a half rulers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one and a half rulers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: One that whacked on the back of your legs.

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Speaker 1: Rulers. It's like Charles and Andrew together does but I

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Speaker 1: He has a life without sexual relations, doesn't have a girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: Better because girls don't. When when you were young, we.

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Speaker 4: Well, you girls never would have done this when we

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Speaker 1: Our what with a ruler and in front of others.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is in your brother or something like that.

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Speaker 1: You've got siblings, brother or the other religious clergy, the

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Speaker 4: They're always measuring.

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Speaker 3: What are you boys doing? That's a guy think. I

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Speaker 1: Of course, what would they measure? What would the measure

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Speaker 3: You ask any guy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's a girl measuring?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Girls didn't you know, I guess we

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Speaker 1: The tape measure and disappeared down to the basement like

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Speaker 4: As it were, but that was just the thing that

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Speaker 1: How big do you think that that plant one is?

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Speaker 4: That's that's that would probably be almost nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Inches tearing over people's head because that's the base they

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Speaker 3: It's like the Statue of Liberty when you look at.

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Speaker 1: That, she's got sky healed sand.

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Speaker 3: There's a statue and then there's a giant, you know, plinth.

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Speaker 1: Would you line up and cure around if that Mexican

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Speaker 3: Tat smells like Guzman.

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Speaker 1: Let's just end.

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about this guy with no dick?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to comparison? Look, your language is offensive today.

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Speaker 1: This poor man and why would he use his name

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Speaker 1: The world comes, the world produces people in all shapes.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather the micro We have to ask.

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Speaker 1: A man, now, what would you write, would you?

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Speaker 3: Well? I live with that now, I say.

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Speaker 1: With a major, sergeant major this. I was hoping we'd

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Speaker 4: Something smells like running meat on Don Burke or did you.

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Speaker 3: It's time for the cutting room floor?

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Speaker 1: You know how we spoke last week about how Kelly

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Speaker 1: and then we discussed the barber's drives and underneath her

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Speaker 1: More with full sized housing and doll's house and dolls

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Speaker 4: As a full on shop, she have shop keeps. We

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Speaker 1: She was into it because she's very proud of her

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Speaker 1: Well, on the strength of that, I've been hearing about

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Speaker 1: a new housing trend called Iceberg Housing. Travis Kelcey's doing this.

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Speaker 1: What's Travis Kelsey? Who is Tyller? Swift's boyfriend. So what

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Speaker 1: the ice Burg house. So what they say is in

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Speaker 1: Iceberg homes present a modest exterior while concealing lavish, expansive

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Speaker 1: I think it means don't show your wealth off, dig

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Speaker 1: down and do it there. Some examples go go gyms, pools, cinemas,

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Speaker 1: there's no one down there, darling. I'll just go on

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: Scott cam he used to have his old house and

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Speaker 4: Nice house war era postwar era red brick joint with

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Speaker 1: This whole subterranean what's in there?

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Speaker 4: He had a full on mine to ten shop. He

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Speaker 4: there and you could drive this, My boy, you were

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Speaker 4: a bit but you could put it and trade. Still

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Speaker 4: appreciate this. You could drive a tipper tip truck, a

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Speaker 4: That's how big the garage door was.

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Speaker 1: Had he built that.

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Speaker 3: He built it.

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Speaker 4: Himself, and that was his. And I remember going around

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Speaker 4: and I went, I thought, Scotty, you'd live in a

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Speaker 3: You know, it was a nice house, but I was thinking,

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Speaker 4: And then he opens its just bring your bike into

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Speaker 4: the garage, Josie, where is it? And didn't didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't.

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Speaker 4: Have a turning you could easily not like no one

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Speaker 1: The place is big enough.

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Speaker 3: And get it. He had like a table saw down there.

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Speaker 1: If you could, if you could build underneath and have

448
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Speaker 1: your Iceberg dungeon. Why are we always talking about dungeons.

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Speaker 3: Dungeon with you?

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Speaker 1: Why what would you have in there?

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Speaker 3: A model train set. I like the idea of a

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Speaker 3: model train set.

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Speaker 4: Rod Stewart has one in his attic, and I think

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Speaker 4: it's Chicago or New York railway station.

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Speaker 1: That whole area almost actual size.

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Speaker 4: From the forties and he made it on the cover

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Speaker 4: of Model Railway Enthusiast magazine.

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Speaker 1: And you love that.

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Speaker 3: I loved it. I love the idea of watching it,

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Speaker 3: but there's a lot of work to it.

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Speaker 4: So thankful for YouTube because you can see miniture Thonderland

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Speaker 4: with the Germans with that model train set.

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Speaker 3: And you know that's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I've always fantasized about having one of those libraries where

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Speaker 1: you need at having said that, I wouldn't want one underground.

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Speaker 1: I want one in a big light field.

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Speaker 3: Room because in the book All Moldy, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't need a subterranean room. Maybe it's more of a

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Speaker 1: guy thing than a thing, because I'd like an amazing

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Speaker 1: kitchen with one of those butler pantries with an actual

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Speaker 1: butler in it. Butler but so that. But they're above

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Speaker 1: ground dreams. Yeah, but where well I stock my fairy porn.

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Speaker 1: I do need a library of some kind.

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Speaker 4: You know, where you keep your pawn in your dungeon.

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Speaker 4: Perhaps that'd be straight to the dungeon. It's funny, though,

476
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Speaker 4: what's the term again?

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Speaker 1: Look, it's called iceberging.

478
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Speaker 3: But it sounds but it sounds, it sounds very urban dictionary.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: So if you're going to look up iceberging and send

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Speaker 1: a picture off to your architect or a local builder,

482
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Speaker 1: beware because it also is a term in the urban dictionary.

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Speaker 3: So now I've asked, and it's scary that you actually

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Speaker 3: have it there. I do. I've looked at what is iceberging.

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Speaker 1: It's where you do a massive pooh and then the

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Speaker 1: pooh piles on top of each other to the point

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Speaker 1: where it goes above the water in the shape of

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Speaker 1: an iceberg. And here it is in a sentence. Bro

489
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Speaker 1: check out this massive pool. I'd be iceberging two inches

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Speaker 1: those two inches above the walls.

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Speaker 3: We call that, remember what we had a name for it?

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Speaker 3: Come on, you know this.

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Speaker 1: We saw that crocodile film and there was a rogue

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Speaker 1: island and you will say to me, I've done a

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Speaker 1: rogue as if you is even island appeared. So maybe

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Speaker 1: in Australia, I'm going to get my architecture design.

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Speaker 3: A rogue out of all the ones. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've changed that. I've changed the wording slightly to

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Speaker 1: make it palatable.

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Speaker 3: It's not Cosby sweater what's that mean? Or brown cardigan?

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Speaker 1: What's that mean?

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Speaker 3: How about?

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Speaker 1: What does Cosby sweater mean?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: What comes? Okay?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 1: Is it about Bill?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: Just?

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to do this. This is some homework

511
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Speaker 3: drawing for me. I thought you knew anyway.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that's all today.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, here's some more off joy end Amanda's gotten room floor.

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Speaker 2: Hey hey, everybody, here's some more of joy and Amanda's

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Speaker 2: cotton room floor.

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Speaker 3: Hey hey, hey, are you ready for more?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hello? Hi, how are you welcome to our cutting room floor?

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Speaker 1: You know, I always liked the story as to you, Brendan,

520
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Speaker 1: about a dumb criminal let me tell you about this man.

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Speaker 1: Matthew Davies is his name. He's a bank robber, so

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Speaker 1: he's a baddie. But he did an armed raid at

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Speaker 1: a bank in done for Maligne in Fife last year.

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Speaker 1: He's forty seven years old, threatened staff with a meat

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Speaker 1: cleaver and he left the brain the branch of the

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Speaker 1: bank with nearly two thousand pounds. Is later arrested. The

527
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Speaker 1: reason he failed was because to keep his identity a secret,

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Speaker 1: he put a pillow case on his head. Clever. The downside,

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Speaker 1: he didn't cut any eye holes in, so he had

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Speaker 1: to take it off so he could see where he

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Speaker 1: was going.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the great train robbery. They had the

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Speaker 4: presence of mind to wear masks and have good vision.

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Speaker 3: It's important.

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Speaker 1: Well, the court heard witness followed him home from the

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Speaker 1: branch to his house. Police found the cash and a

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Speaker 1: pillowcase consisted with what he put over his head at

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Speaker 1: his house, and they discovered a such stun gun as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all circumstantial.

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Speaker 3: I shoot him, Just shoot him.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you about some other dumb robbers that

542
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Speaker 1: I've enjoyed reading about? Armed robber Robert Hannold's was caught

543
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Speaker 1: after he boasted on Facebook but his plans to raid

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Speaker 1: a supermarket in a post it included a selfie, a

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Speaker 1: picture of a knife, and the words doing tesco over. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's been in jail for four years.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know, you know, I just wonder about

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Speaker 3: the criminal mind.

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Speaker 4: When you watch Oceansan's eleven and you're watching Danny ocean

550
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Speaker 4: Getty's gang of guys together to pull the heist on

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Speaker 4: the casino, there's a lot of planning that goes into it.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of selection for your gang. What about

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Speaker 1: this guy? His name is Donald Hugh, goes by the

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Speaker 1: name of Chip. Anyway, he didn't like the photo that

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Speaker 1: police was circulating of himself after his crime, so he

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Speaker 1: sent them one himself with a note, this is a

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Speaker 1: bit of photo. That one is terrible, and then they

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Speaker 1: found him Rolina.

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Speaker 4: What about the one the guy that rang the police

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Speaker 4: because someone saw him a bag of oregano instead of marijuana.

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Speaker 1: He wanted them arrested.

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Speaker 4: He rang the police. Have been ripped off. I wanted

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Speaker 4: to score some marijuana. I want to report this guy

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Speaker 4: because he sold me oregano. But then the police couldn't

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Speaker 4: actually arrest him because he indeed had just bought a

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Speaker 4: bag of oregano.

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Speaker 1: What about this? Two Welsh tourists landed themselves in court

568
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Speaker 1: after they got drunk and stole a penguin from SeaWorld

569
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Speaker 1: in Australia. You know, thought they probably wake up the

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Speaker 1: next morning. Who's this well dressed young person around us here?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's why you'd steal him, because they're so well dressed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you know you either going to go and

573
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Speaker 1: steal a hyaena. No I'm a nude.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not taking that home.

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Speaker 1: That's no good, So don't be a fool. What about

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Speaker 1: this one more? A retired couple returned home from holidays

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Speaker 1: to discover a burglar fast asleep in their bed. If

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Speaker 1: you're going to burglar place, have an escape plan that

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Speaker 1: doesn't involve taking a sleep in the bed.

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Speaker 3: But this is what happened with Goldilocks. She was a

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Speaker 3: little burglar.

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Speaker 1: Actually, you're quite right.

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Speaker 3: She ripped off the three bears a porridge, sat in

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Speaker 3: their chairs.

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Speaker 1: Yep, what happened, and then she fell asleep in the bed.

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Speaker 4: She fell asleep in the bed because the first bed

587
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Speaker 4: was too high, the second bed was too lunch.

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Speaker 1: She'd be vilified as a slag.

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Speaker 3: Now was she third bed?

590
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Speaker 1: She tried out three different beds. She'd be on OnlyFans

591
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Speaker 1: and a shot straight.

592
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 3: To Love Island.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's circling her, honeypot oh oh, okay, okay, kid, that's

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Speaker 4: it for today.

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Speaker 2: He come back tomorrow for more Chonesy and Amanda's Curtain Room.