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Speaker 2: Hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen live on the

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Speaker 2: Free I heard.

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Speaker 3: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: I've asked you to call on thirteen one to sixty

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Speaker 4: five if you prefer your men shaved or Harry.

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Speaker 1: Now, the reason.

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Speaker 4: I'm asking that is actually this has occupied my mind

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Speaker 4: for a little while because at the moment there's a

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Speaker 4: movie out with Ryan Goslin. You would have seen the

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Speaker 4: posters everywhere. They're doing it in imax. It's it's the

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Speaker 4: movie at the moment. It's a sci fi book that's

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Speaker 4: been turned into a movie called Project Hail Mary. Okay,

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Speaker 4: now we're giving away double passes. We were giving away

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Speaker 4: double pass I think, what do you and button push

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Speaker 4: Tom to the last of them. But we're right, we're

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Speaker 4: giving away the double pass before you please frasee the

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Speaker 4: prize draw. We were giving a double passes. And then

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Speaker 4: and junior producer analyst who sits in here.

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Speaker 5: With us, as she so.

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Speaker 4: Beautifully often does, managed to swap a couple of letters

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Speaker 4: in the words around as she was saying a sentence,

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Speaker 4: and rather than saying Project Hail Mary.

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Speaker 3: You said Project Mail Harry, which.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely lit us up. It was just it was so funny.

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Speaker 3: Just before outside.

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Speaker 1: Project Mail Hairy.

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Speaker 2: Then naturally you would meet us out of fire and

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Speaker 2: back at each other, going, that's actually, that's a funny

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Speaker 2: idea project male heir, males getting a haircut, that male's

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Speaker 2: getting a haircuts.

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Speaker 5: Classic.

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Speaker 4: Yes, or for me, what actually happened is I left

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Speaker 4: and I was like, Project Mail Hairy, Why why do

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Speaker 4: I keep circling back to this?

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Speaker 1: And I realized Project Mail Harry.

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Speaker 4: That that is like the title of the movie that

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Speaker 4: defines my last twelve months of hair regrowth.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because.

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Speaker 2: My god, Project Mail getting his hair bag. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: because went to Turkey for people.

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Speaker 4: Yes, people keep asking me if I've been to Turkey

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Speaker 4: recently because I grew my hair out. So about the

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Speaker 4: year ago I started growing out my hair again, guys,

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Speaker 4: a lot of people said that I shouldn't, largely because

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Speaker 4: in a professional context there's no real distinguishing feature between

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Speaker 4: Woody and I other than the fact that.

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Speaker 1: I was bald.

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Speaker 4: So like, that was a really big part of this

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Speaker 4: show for a really, really long time. We actually even

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Speaker 4: put it in the show opener. You guys will remember

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Speaker 4: that for a long time. In fact, I think it

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Speaker 4: still says in the show opener, Will is bald Wood.

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Speaker 1: He's got long hair, and Will is bald.

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Speaker 4: People keep saying it was needed. You know, people don't

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Speaker 4: know who you are. And everyone was like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 4: here's the thing they can grab on to. Will you're bald,

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Speaker 4: what he's got hair? And then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 4: I started on this Project Mail Hairy Regrowth Journey. I

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Speaker 4: started taking the hairpingers and my hair kept coming back.

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Speaker 1: So I thought to myself and I.

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Speaker 4: Sat in the booth with an audio producer, Mark the

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Speaker 4: man Daniel. I said, Mark, what if my hair regrowth

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Speaker 4: Journey was actually a sci fi called Project Mail Hairy Awesome?

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Speaker 4: And he was like, yeah, well, I think this is

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Speaker 4: what the trailer would sound.

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Speaker 1: Like this year.

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Speaker 4: A radio host goes into the unknown. So I think

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna start taking peir pingers and let me grow

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Speaker 4: my hair out. A balding man looking for follicles.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm the guy with hair.

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Speaker 1: Two men separated only by their hairline.

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Speaker 5: You being balds. You know what's in the show opening, right, But.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you it can work. Two guys with hair.

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Speaker 1: It happens all the time until one of them strove

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Speaker 1: to be different.

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Speaker 5: But how will people tell us apart?

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Speaker 1: Why God, I have the hair.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna be the only guy with hair, A man

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Speaker 4: who to the impossible?

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Speaker 1: Do you telling me I've got to take one of

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Speaker 1: these pills every.

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Speaker 4: Day and then I'll just have hair against all odds?

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Speaker 1: Shampoo?

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Speaker 4: Now, are you really gonna, Joe make your bother do here?

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Speaker 4: It's like sixty bucks these days.

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Speaker 6: Just want.

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Speaker 7: This year?

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Speaker 5: It's what's sure week?

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Speaker 1: Two posts, two heads of here, it's Project nail Hurry.

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Speaker 1: I think we might need new headshots. There you go.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I've Watchstanding.

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Speaker 1: Daniel on Fire and there.

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Speaker 5: I want to watch that movie. I really want to

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Speaker 4: It's just a great journey project maleey, Well, we ask

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Speaker 4: the guys obviously, who knows you might come straight off

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Speaker 4: bojet hell Mary? But yeah, look what he asked it

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Speaker 4: what DoD and I still are different from the next

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Speaker 4: down though, and that I am here. I've got to

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Speaker 4: hear from the neck down. But he does not have

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Speaker 4: hair from the neck down. And I think that's a

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Speaker 4: great question for everyone listening right now. So I mean,

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to start with you. Analy Is you a

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Speaker 4: project Malhiry? Guy or is it a shaved guy.

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Speaker 2: I think it depends on what very political answer, because

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Speaker 2: you know Will's here.

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Speaker 5: I can see it in your face right now. You're

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Speaker 5: worried about offending one of them.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think it depends on like the type

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Speaker 5: I think I like that.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind. Like if they're like bustly.

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Speaker 4: And you're not really shaving down, if you're not got

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Speaker 5: That's a death. I've done it. I've done it before.

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Speaker 5: There's a shocking look. Look at two little toothpicks.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, you've got some. Yeah, there's a tiny

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Speaker 2: cycling community. I'll stop there, let's go to.

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Speaker 1: And I appreciate.

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Speaker 4: I think I appreciate Australia appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you.

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Speaker 5: I've got that filter, mate, don't you worry.

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Speaker 1: Rebecca, Rebecca, Hi, how are you either a shaved man

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Speaker 1: or a project mail? Harry?

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Speaker 8: Harry, I think they look like we boys? Is there shaven?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What are we talking about here, because I mean, there's

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Speaker 2: Like a little boy if it's shaven, Rebecca, are you

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Speaker 5: Family friendly show? So be careful.

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Speaker 8: I think like when my husband shaves his face, that

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Speaker 8: makes him look younger. I think a bit of facial

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Speaker 5: Agree, I agree. I go with the face.

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Speaker 2: I think you've got to be very good looking to

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Speaker 2: pull off the fully shaved face. What about what about

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Speaker 2: like neck down like a shaved body, Rebecca.

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Speaker 9: I don't.

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Speaker 8: I don't like shaved legs or anything. Look, it looks

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Speaker 8: a bit girly in my opinion. If you're doing it

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Speaker 8: of hair is okay.

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Speaker 5: Yep. That's what my wife says as well. Thanks, Rebecca.

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Speaker 2: Mim off it the leg she hates it when now

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Speaker 2: if I so, I using her shaver as well occasionally,

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Speaker 2: and then it's when our legs rub together, she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Really wild.

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Speaker 2: She's very smooth and smooth, and she's just like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I just don't you know.

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Speaker 4: It's like obviously, when a girl shaves their legs, it's

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Speaker 4: a nice feeling when the legs are smooth. But she's like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: uh Iliana's called a shaved man or project mail hairy

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Speaker 10: A shave, nice and silky smooth. Yeah, nice to touch. However,

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Speaker 10: real what.

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Speaker 5: Type of the hair? The good question?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently last time I spoke about the hairping is

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Speaker 1: It's it's, it's it's.

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Speaker 4: It's a combination of finasteride and monoxidel is what it's called.

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Speaker 4: But just go and ask your doctor because you actually

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Speaker 4: side effects for some guys, and they've got to ask

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Speaker 5: You go not none of a pad bits, which is.

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Speaker 1: A male health website. Hit up.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: It's not a paid bit.

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Speaker 5: Who is selling this show already promoting it. They're like

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Speaker 5: they need to pay them.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I'm in here, I am mate, literally, I am

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Speaker 2: face and hair for all pills.

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Speaker 1: Use my face.

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Speaker 2: There's a company us use use it Holy for a

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Speaker 2: hairy Man Project Harry Man.

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Speaker 11: I like shaved, clean shave. I like, I don't like

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Speaker 11: chest hair. I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, guys, I don't shave my chest.

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Speaker 2: I don't get much chest. Well, I don't shave my chest.

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Speaker 2: I think a shaved chest looks a bit weird.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I like a little bit on the chest, but

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Speaker 4: If you're shaving, isn't it the spi the spikes with

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Speaker 4: the spikes. I had a friend of mine who was

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Speaker 4: chest but didn't retain it all that well, it's shocking.

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Speaker 1: Rash all over her. Oh yeah, like that's terrific.

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Speaker 4: It's pasha. But maintenance, your chest rash. The maintenance I

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Speaker 4: think is tough. Holy, are you like an all over

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Speaker 4: shaved down like you know, Woods is waxed like a

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Speaker 4: porpoise from the neck down.

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Speaker 5: Is that you're not all the way.

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Speaker 11: Down, you know, just just the chest and the legs.

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Speaker 11: The legs are if you shave your legs, that's a

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Speaker 11: bit of a It's a.

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Speaker 1: Really tough being a guy. I'll say it again. I'll

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Speaker 1: say it again, Woods, it is hard being a man

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Speaker 1: in this world. It's really hard.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to go with you.

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Speaker 1: You can't win. Yeah, they want the chest but not

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Speaker 1: the legs.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh god, yeah, yeah, that's tough.

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Speaker 1: It's tough.

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Speaker 4: I mean the maintenance for men these days, maintenance.

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Speaker 2: Shaving actually is really admint around that. I was just

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Speaker 2: doing an analyst about something about getting the laser done.

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Speaker 5: But then that's real bold.

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Speaker 1: You have it with laser in your house.

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Speaker 12: You have that.

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Speaker 3: You can get an ipl in that home laser kit.

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Speaker 3: But then that means if you change your mind and

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Speaker 3: you then you want to shave, like you don't want

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Speaker 3: to shave, and you want to grow back, you grow

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Speaker 12: I don't think it matters, like I don't really care.

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Speaker 12: It feels weird. It feels a little bit gross. I

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Speaker 5: And it's just that's what's going on there. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think if you're thinking about your father in any

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Speaker 1: This was never sexual, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: We Australia are about to own Russell Crowe's sword from

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 5: I know I'm going the early crow there, given.

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Speaker 2: That we're not even that close to the live auction

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Speaker 2: I think I'm willing to swing for the fences here,

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Speaker 2: Wilbur if you're just joining this whole journey. About a

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Speaker 2: Auction hasn't started yet, that's already at twenty nine thousand

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Speaker 2: US dollars, plus it would cost US seventy five thousand

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So I mean I was on the line still, but

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Speaker 2: I've said I think that's too much for our company

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Speaker 2: We've done a slight pivot to Russell Crowe's sword. So

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Speaker 5: From you verbally on air. You like us going for

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think the sword's great. I mean, obviously having Russell

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Speaker 4: which is one of my favorite scenes.

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Speaker 1: So it's it's I mean, it's it's awesome.

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Speaker 4: The only thing that worries me, and it has worried

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Speaker 4: me from the start here, and it's exactly what happened

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Speaker 4: would have been one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in

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Speaker 4: the hole. Yeah, once we included postage and Handley, and

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Speaker 4: I just I don't want to be the guy to

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Speaker 4: joint joint funds that you're dipping into here. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I'll I will draw the line somewhere and just tell

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Speaker 4: to me. And I don't want to be the bad guy.

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Speaker 4: I want you to know that I don't want to

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Speaker 2: That's all valid concerns. Thanks as well, did you yeah

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Speaker 1: You think about the sord. Do you think it's a worthwhile?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've never seen Gladiator, so I don't really see.

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Speaker 2: Just because we want to just go and watch gladiat

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Speaker 2: this is now a radio bit we wanted to go.

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Speaker 4: There might be a team requirement. If you work on

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Speaker 4: this show, you have to watch Gladiator. God man, these uncultured. Actually,

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Speaker 4: if you go to work every day and you just

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Speaker 4: got harassed by fourteen year olds, that's effectively what happens

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Speaker 2: It feels like and every now and then we've got

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Speaker 2: got to buy Russell Crow's sword from the movie Gladiator.

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Speaker 2: So well, yeah, The update over the last twenty four

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Speaker 5: Have officially registered.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can make bids now, although it does

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Speaker 2: say I'm pending. Are we sure we've still got money

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Speaker 4: Put the details in. Are you sure it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: Hang on, hey on, why are you putting your credit

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Speaker 4: card details?

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Speaker 5: I had to register.

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Speaker 2: They've got them, they've got them, they've got them.

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Speaker 5: They have our bank details.

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Speaker 2: In my email and my home address because the sword

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Speaker 2: needs to be is going to be sent to my

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Speaker 2: house first.

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Speaker 1: Why did you put them in net?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm not allowed to make a bid unless I

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Speaker 2: give my bank our bank details.

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Speaker 4: So they've got them, mate, that's really I don't know

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Speaker 5: We know it's official though, because we spoke to the guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh mate, come on.

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Speaker 2: He looked like he was doing the chat from like

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Speaker 2: his bedgroom in his parents' house exactly. He's gaming headphones.

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Speaker 2: But I think it's all fine, mate, I think it's

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Speaker 2: all fine. Well, I can't be sure, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: but they've got that. So but it's still pending. It

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Speaker 2: says it's pending. And the good news can you cancel?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was doing it pretty quick. I was like kind

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Speaker 2: doing it. And anyway, it's all sorted. The good news

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Speaker 1: What's the reserve. Well, they don't tell you what the

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Speaker 2: I know, but that three and fifty is not enough,

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Speaker 2: so it will definitely be more than that.

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Speaker 1: Wow, so you know Jesus.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so we're looking already at plus six thousand Australian.

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Speaker 2: You know you're getting a little bit anxious, which, hey, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I fully get that.

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Speaker 1: I feel anxious.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I just I know my boundaries and I'll

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Speaker 4: just I'll just pull the plug at a certain point.

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Speaker 4: There's no anxiety around that. I'm just letting you know

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Speaker 2: Well, they have our credit card details and so I

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Speaker 2: are they Yeah, yeah, it says pending, but I'm sure

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Speaker 2: it'll be fine. That's sorry, They've probably just doing a

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Speaker 2: background search on me. All good there, No, it's fine.

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Speaker 4: I've already put something in writing into our accounts and lawyers,

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Speaker 4: so if you go over a certain amount, the whole

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Speaker 4: you're going to get in this auction, I know how

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Speaker 4: a little bit excited about those things, and I know

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Speaker 1: Yea, I've got to protect myself two kids.

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Speaker 2: Technically I'm the treasurer, so these decisions do come under

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Speaker 2: center a text she said, I can call because I

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Speaker 2: just think this is a taxed action. I think the

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Speaker 5: Wow, do you want Russell Crow's sword from Gladia?

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Speaker 2: And we'll be like yeah, and then that word gets

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Speaker 2: out and basically the capital of this radio show goes

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Speaker 5: That's kind of the idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and I think it's nowhere. Let's call Sam.

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Speaker 4: Let's call the account right off.

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Speaker 5: Hello, This is hi Samantha. It's It's Wood. Are you here?

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Speaker 5: And Will's here as well?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Sam? Hey, guys, how are you doing good? How

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Speaker 1: are you good?

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Speaker 5: Calling you?

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Speaker 2: Because Will and I have we stumbled into quite an

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Speaker 10: I'd love to hear about this great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we just wanted to run it past you first, obviously,

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Speaker 2: props from Hollywood movies. We we're interested in putting a

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Speaker 2: bid in for Russell Crowe's sword from the movie Gladiator.

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Speaker 10: That sounds fun.

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Speaker 4: When you say sounds fun, Sam like what he said.

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Speaker 4: It's a business opportunity. It's obviously not that.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, look I'm struggling to see exactly how it would

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Speaker 5: But well, well let me let me run a few

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Speaker 2: So this has been it's been a big journey on

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Speaker 2: the radio show, which is our place of work, to

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Speaker 2: on display in the radio studio, not our private homes.

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Speaker 5: Never.

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Speaker 2: It would seldom see a private home or be used

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Speaker 2: in my private life at all. It would be very

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Speaker 5: So I mean that sounding like a tax production to me.

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Speaker 10: Look, I reckon, we can make it work.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, Okay, that's okay. That's the first tick, which

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Speaker 2: that's huge. So it's a full it's a full tax

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Speaker 5: Sam.

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Speaker 10: Look, as long as we're not using it for fun

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Speaker 10: then then then we're good to go.

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Speaker 2: And it'l going to be hanging in the radio studio

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Speaker 2: as well, like it wouldn't be it wouldn't be used

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Speaker 10: The studio like a picture frame.

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Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, yeah, does that mean we can never

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Speaker 10: Oh? Yes, maybe unless somehow the swing of the sword

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Speaker 4: A video, if we're doing a video, we're doing a

443
00:18:56,949 --> 00:19:00,309
Speaker 4: video trying to pretend to be Russell crowing gladiator again,

444
00:19:00,309 --> 00:19:02,189
Speaker 4: and we filmed that for work.

445
00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:04,109
Speaker 1: Purposes, that that might be helpful.

446
00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:07,148
Speaker 4: What does that mean in terms of like net how

447
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,989
Speaker 4: much money we put towards the Sam?

448
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:14,309
Speaker 10: Oh, Look, I don't think you can place too much

449
00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:17,549
Speaker 10: of a price on something so unique.

450
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:20,309
Speaker 2: It's also something that I think will grow in value

451
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,109
Speaker 2: over time, like I do think it's an asset in

452
00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:24,869
Speaker 2: that way, it won't depreciate as well like I think

453
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:25,109
Speaker 2: it will.

454
00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:26,589
Speaker 5: Only I think it might depreciate.

455
00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:29,949
Speaker 2: I absolutely not think about it like I hope Russell

456
00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:32,069
Speaker 2: lives for many, many more years. But when Russell Crowe

457
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,549
Speaker 2: dies and we own the sword that are using Gladiator,

458
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,269
Speaker 2: that's when we sell my friend. But anyway, we'll talk

459
00:19:37,269 --> 00:19:39,429
Speaker 2: about that many many years because Russell looks healthy. But

460
00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:42,629
Speaker 2: so Sam, I, as you know, I don't look at

461
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:45,589
Speaker 2: the accounts too much. Obviously there's a lot going on

462
00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:50,309
Speaker 2: in the world. If I was to put down eight

463
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:54,149
Speaker 2: thousand Australian, just yees Will's given me a look of

464
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,989
Speaker 2: it's just hypothetically if I was put down eight thousand

465
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,749
Speaker 2: Australian where the company would still be Okay.

466
00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:04,829
Speaker 10: The amount is not a problem. It doesn't change the treatment.

467
00:20:05,149 --> 00:20:08,229
Speaker 10: So you know, whatever it takes, I guess, depending on

468
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:09,349
Speaker 10: how much you want it.

469
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,509
Speaker 1: Well, not whatever it takes.

470
00:20:10,549 --> 00:20:11,429
Speaker 5: I like. I like that.

471
00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:14,789
Speaker 2: I like I'm going to go into the auction with

472
00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:15,549
Speaker 2: whatever it takes.

473
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:15,949
Speaker 7: But how much?

474
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,229
Speaker 1: How much did we get that of that back on tax?

475
00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:24,069
Speaker 10: Look you get you get about twenty five percent of it.

476
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:27,029
Speaker 10: It's not a huge amount. Look would I buy it?

477
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,029
Speaker 10: Probably not? But it's cool.

478
00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:30,309
Speaker 1: Sorry, it is cool.

479
00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:31,149
Speaker 10: I get it.

480
00:20:31,269 --> 00:20:32,589
Speaker 1: Have you seen Gladiator?

481
00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:35,389
Speaker 10: No?

482
00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:38,669
Speaker 5: Okay, Sam, I think I've got all the information I need.

483
00:20:38,749 --> 00:20:39,469
Speaker 5: Thank you. So much.

484
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:42,429
Speaker 2: Well obviously, well you'll know if we've bought it, because

485
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:45,189
Speaker 2: it'll drain the account and you'll.

486
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:47,709
Speaker 10: Say the transaction.

487
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:53,989
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, thanks so much, sam My pleasure. Thank you.

488
00:20:55,389 --> 00:20:58,029
Speaker 5: She's great. She's great. Now, I I what do you

489
00:20:58,069 --> 00:21:00,109
Speaker 5: mean twenty five percent? I thought it was all right off.

490
00:21:00,629 --> 00:21:02,749
Speaker 4: For a man who claims as many texteductions as you do,

491
00:21:02,789 --> 00:21:04,069
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you don't know how it works.

492
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:06,148
Speaker 2: I never see the numbers. I'm always just like, this

493
00:21:06,189 --> 00:21:08,789
Speaker 2: is a tax eduction, this is action twenty.

494
00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:10,189
Speaker 1: Of that for some of them.

495
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,629
Speaker 5: Probably, Yeah, stop spend.

496
00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:14,909
Speaker 4: I'm you happy to spend six thousand dollars and Russell

497
00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:15,429
Speaker 4: Crow's sword.

498
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:26,949
Speaker 1: Yeah, stupid question, quick game of phone alone alone?

499
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,749
Speaker 2: You are convincing us that you were in the car

500
00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:34,149
Speaker 2: with someone else. We decided someone there, or you're putting

501
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:36,429
Speaker 2: on a voice. Let's go to Anthony here, Hi, Anthony?

502
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,349
Speaker 8: Bye? How are you willing?

503
00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:38,669
Speaker 4: Woddy?

504
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:41,148
Speaker 5: Very good? Thank you mate. Who are you in the

505
00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:44,789
Speaker 5: car with my wife Natalie? Natalie? How long you been

506
00:21:44,789 --> 00:21:45,189
Speaker 5: married for?

507
00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:48,709
Speaker 1: We've been married for three and a half.

508
00:21:48,549 --> 00:21:49,629
Speaker 5: Heres and a half years.

509
00:21:49,669 --> 00:21:52,789
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's speak to your beautiful wife Natalie.

510
00:21:54,669 --> 00:21:55,509
Speaker 10: Hi, willing Woddy.

511
00:21:57,789 --> 00:22:05,629
Speaker 4: Hi, Natalie Hia, Hello, how long have you known Anthony?

512
00:22:05,629 --> 00:22:05,709
Speaker 2: For?

513
00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:08,709
Speaker 10: Almost bye?

514
00:22:08,789 --> 00:22:10,909
Speaker 11: He is and it will be married for trying it out?

515
00:22:11,189 --> 00:22:13,949
Speaker 5: And did he sweep you off your fate? Natalie?

516
00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:18,029
Speaker 12: He's just might trying to introduce me to him when

517
00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:19,509
Speaker 12: we work to get out wolfwork.

518
00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:20,909
Speaker 1: Wow.

519
00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:22,029
Speaker 2: Wow.

520
00:22:22,589 --> 00:22:25,749
Speaker 4: And Anthony's like a honey obviously.

521
00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:30,189
Speaker 5: Yes, what's he's what's he's? What's most sexy feature Anthony?

522
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:37,269
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, Natalie's bless.

523
00:22:39,429 --> 00:22:41,109
Speaker 1: You can jug Anthony back on if you like.

524
00:22:42,869 --> 00:22:46,789
Speaker 5: Oh you there right, Natalie sounds lovely. Yeah, obviously a

525
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:47,709
Speaker 5: very happy marriage.

526
00:22:47,709 --> 00:22:50,429
Speaker 4: She's right there in the car with your Anthony lovely. Yeah,

527
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,269
Speaker 4: good on you guys.

528
00:22:53,469 --> 00:22:56,189
Speaker 1: We've got Bernard here. Bernard. Are you in the car

529
00:22:56,229 --> 00:23:03,829
Speaker 1: with Bernard? Bernard? Hello? Oh sorry, Bernard, are you in

530
00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:07,349
Speaker 1: the car with Bernard. I'm in a car with Sudan

531
00:23:08,389 --> 00:23:14,029
Speaker 1: John Yes, s A and Susan Susan.

532
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,669
Speaker 12: No, Sujjan, it's a it's a mill one of my

533
00:23:16,909 --> 00:23:17,789
Speaker 12: friends from India.

534
00:23:17,869 --> 00:23:24,629
Speaker 1: Oh cool, Jim Sujin Sugin are there? Yeah?

535
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:28,668
Speaker 5: Yeah, hello Sujin.

536
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:29,949
Speaker 8: They want they want to talk to you.

537
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,109
Speaker 1: Who is that?

538
00:23:32,469 --> 00:23:37,269
Speaker 12: It's a it's a mixed one of six. Fine, how

539
00:23:37,269 --> 00:23:37,469
Speaker 12: are you?

540
00:23:37,629 --> 00:23:37,909
Speaker 10: Hello?

541
00:23:38,789 --> 00:23:40,908
Speaker 5: Hi, Sugeon, how are you?

542
00:23:40,949 --> 00:23:41,429
Speaker 4: How are you doing?

543
00:23:42,949 --> 00:23:46,229
Speaker 5: Pretty good? Pretty good? Where are you? Where are you

544
00:23:46,269 --> 00:23:47,029
Speaker 5: after with burdens?

545
00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:50,389
Speaker 12: Are we just them driving around? Then we're thinking about

546
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:52,989
Speaker 12: going to the soccer because we went to play. The

547
00:23:52,989 --> 00:23:54,429
Speaker 12: weather is quite good today.

548
00:23:54,469 --> 00:23:56,949
Speaker 5: Very good. All right, that's what I think happened to

549
00:23:56,989 --> 00:23:58,789
Speaker 5: you will what what?

550
00:23:58,869 --> 00:23:59,469
Speaker 1: I think?

551
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,669
Speaker 4: A lot more of accent gear necessarily flies.

552
00:24:03,629 --> 00:24:05,109
Speaker 2: I think, I think, I think I think so Jean

553
00:24:05,189 --> 00:24:08,029
Speaker 2: is real. I think Bernard is made up. Hence by

554
00:24:08,069 --> 00:24:10,549
Speaker 2: when we threw to it, he was he didn't respond

555
00:24:10,629 --> 00:24:12,589
Speaker 2: because he was like, his name is not Bernard.

556
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:13,749
Speaker 1: Okay, well, here's the deal.

557
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:21,109
Speaker 4: If if Surgeon's real and Bernard's fake, and Bernard is right, yeah,

558
00:24:21,109 --> 00:24:25,149
Speaker 4: we're not talking to you. If Surgeon's real and Bernard's fake,

559
00:24:26,389 --> 00:24:28,949
Speaker 4: then we're good. I think in the modern day, I

560
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:32,189
Speaker 4: think we fly forward. I think I think if Bernard's

561
00:24:32,229 --> 00:24:35,709
Speaker 4: a white guy putting on Surgeon's voice, I think we've

562
00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:37,469
Speaker 4: got a problem and we'll just go straight to quiz.

563
00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:40,429
Speaker 1: And that's obviously not us, and we don't condone.

564
00:24:40,069 --> 00:24:42,189
Speaker 2: It, absolutely not. I think let's just let's just move

565
00:24:42,229 --> 00:24:44,109
Speaker 2: on living a surgeon was real.

566
00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:46,269
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think we need to know. I

567
00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:46,949
Speaker 1: think we need to know.

568
00:24:47,829 --> 00:24:52,109
Speaker 2: All right, you want to know? Yes, Well, Bernard is

569
00:24:52,149 --> 00:24:54,109
Speaker 2: an African guy putting on an Indian accent.

570
00:24:55,389 --> 00:24:57,469
Speaker 1: An African guy putting on an Indian accent. I don't

571
00:24:57,469 --> 00:24:58,429
Speaker 1: even know where I stand with that.

572
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:06,629
Speaker 5: Just a quick vent from me.

573
00:25:07,429 --> 00:25:10,069
Speaker 2: So it's common practice for people to ask you to

574
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:14,509
Speaker 2: bring a plate to things in many in many forms,

575
00:25:14,669 --> 00:25:16,509
Speaker 2: so so like if you're going over to a friend's

576
00:25:16,509 --> 00:25:19,109
Speaker 2: house for dinner, they might say bring a plate, fair enough,

577
00:25:19,949 --> 00:25:23,269
Speaker 2: Or if your kindergarten, your new kindergarten is organizing a picnic,

578
00:25:24,029 --> 00:25:24,989
Speaker 2: and oh yeah, no.

579
00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:26,749
Speaker 4: The can they do it? They do it a lot

580
00:25:26,749 --> 00:25:29,509
Speaker 4: of kindergartens, don't they. Everything we've ever been to for Max,

581
00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:30,949
Speaker 4: they always say, bring.

582
00:25:30,789 --> 00:25:32,709
Speaker 5: A plate, bring a plate. It's fair enough.

583
00:25:32,789 --> 00:25:34,269
Speaker 2: There's a lot, there's a lot of kids there, the

584
00:25:34,469 --> 00:25:35,869
Speaker 2: parents there, We're all going to be snacked.

585
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,309
Speaker 1: It's also kind of fun thing to do.

586
00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:38,069
Speaker 5: Sure.

587
00:25:38,109 --> 00:25:40,109
Speaker 2: I mean, I've got a bit confused with my kin

588
00:25:40,229 --> 00:25:42,549
Speaker 2: and if my kinder is listening, you're doing an outstanding job.

589
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,709
Speaker 2: Love love it all, but it was weird they said

590
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,149
Speaker 2: bring it, bring a plate, and then they said bring food.

591
00:25:47,189 --> 00:25:50,469
Speaker 5: For your kid too, And I was under, the plate

592
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,429
Speaker 5: is adult food? Yeah, well that was that was the

593
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:53,109
Speaker 5: confusing bit.

594
00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:54,709
Speaker 2: It was like, bring a plate for the group and

595
00:25:55,029 --> 00:25:57,109
Speaker 2: bring a food for your child.

596
00:25:57,909 --> 00:25:59,549
Speaker 4: Confusing at all because they want the kids to eat

597
00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:01,469
Speaker 4: healthy as well, remember, and you bring in like, you know,

598
00:26:01,549 --> 00:26:03,189
Speaker 4: soft cheese and stuff for the adults.

599
00:26:03,269 --> 00:26:05,148
Speaker 2: Yeah, But for mine, I was like, this is my

600
00:26:05,269 --> 00:26:08,509
Speaker 2: daughter's dinner. Oh wow, Like, underno impressions, it's not going

601
00:26:08,549 --> 00:26:12,909
Speaker 2: to be. But my main that's that's not my my

602
00:26:13,629 --> 00:26:16,669
Speaker 2: issue with the whole bring a plate thing. My main issue,

603
00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:18,029
Speaker 2: which I was reminded.

604
00:26:17,629 --> 00:26:18,989
Speaker 1: Of it is an issue, by the way.

605
00:26:19,149 --> 00:26:21,549
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean there's many issues, but I want to

606
00:26:21,549 --> 00:26:24,509
Speaker 2: focus on another issue right now. The thing with bring

607
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,949
Speaker 2: a plate is that I don't know if you get this,

608
00:26:27,589 --> 00:26:31,229
Speaker 2: but I get really competitive about the plate that I've brought.

609
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:34,469
Speaker 2: Oh really, and it actually starts stressing me out and

610
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:37,189
Speaker 2: making me a little bit sad. Say if I go

611
00:26:37,309 --> 00:26:39,189
Speaker 2: to your house and there's a big group of us

612
00:26:39,229 --> 00:26:42,189
Speaker 2: going and you've said bring a plate for the whole night,

613
00:26:42,789 --> 00:26:47,109
Speaker 2: I will have my eye on my plate, and more

614
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,908
Speaker 2: often than not, my plate hasn't been touched.

615
00:26:50,669 --> 00:26:55,389
Speaker 4: And everyone knows that as well, we all just so

616
00:26:55,509 --> 00:26:57,069
Speaker 4: you know, when you leave the room, we all have

617
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,269
Speaker 4: a meeting over which one is definitely your plate, because

618
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:00,549
Speaker 4: we know, no matter how good it looks, it's going

619
00:27:00,589 --> 00:27:02,629
Speaker 4: to be gluten free, dairy free, no one in, no garlic,

620
00:27:02,669 --> 00:27:03,269
Speaker 4: no naughties.

621
00:27:03,349 --> 00:27:05,269
Speaker 1: We know that. So why would I eat it?

622
00:27:05,389 --> 00:27:09,749
Speaker 4: When there's soft cheeses, there's pancakes, I get it, there's croquettes,

623
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,269
Speaker 4: there's all these delicious things that we all like eating.

624
00:27:12,309 --> 00:27:14,829
Speaker 2: When you guys have these meetings, though, it would be

625
00:27:14,949 --> 00:27:17,869
Speaker 2: nice if a couple of you just kind of like

626
00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:20,509
Speaker 2: figured out a plan or something to try and make

627
00:27:20,549 --> 00:27:21,589
Speaker 2: it look a stick of.

628
00:27:21,629 --> 00:27:24,189
Speaker 1: Cucum before you No, you don't know. I do a

629
00:27:24,229 --> 00:27:26,109
Speaker 1: bit of Carroll. I'll have a dip in the sesame

630
00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:27,349
Speaker 1: freed hummus for you, mate.

631
00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:29,749
Speaker 5: No, you don't. Honestly, I honestly I go home.

632
00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:32,229
Speaker 2: Like when I bring a plate to an event, the

633
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:34,829
Speaker 2: owners of the house will often say like, no, please

634
00:27:35,269 --> 00:27:37,149
Speaker 2: take your own plate home, because I always go.

635
00:27:37,509 --> 00:27:39,148
Speaker 5: You can have it, you can have it.

636
00:27:39,269 --> 00:27:41,109
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, what did you take last time?

637
00:27:41,189 --> 00:27:41,949
Speaker 1: Or was your last plate?

638
00:27:42,069 --> 00:27:45,269
Speaker 2: So the one that's so to the to the kindergarten

639
00:27:45,309 --> 00:27:47,509
Speaker 2: picnic and you tell me if this is shitty or not.

640
00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:50,949
Speaker 5: But Mim wasn't stressed about it at all.

641
00:27:50,989 --> 00:27:52,749
Speaker 2: And then I put a whole lot of my stress

642
00:27:52,989 --> 00:27:55,669
Speaker 2: into her, like I was just projecting stress when we

643
00:27:55,669 --> 00:27:57,709
Speaker 2: were like workshopping what we should take to the picnic?

644
00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,709
Speaker 1: Are you guys workshop what you're going to do? Senus

645
00:28:00,749 --> 00:28:01,629
Speaker 1: cooked pancakes?

646
00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:04,589
Speaker 5: Pancakes that actually would have been a great idea.

647
00:28:04,629 --> 00:28:06,509
Speaker 2: So I was I was just injecting a whole lot

648
00:28:06,509 --> 00:28:07,629
Speaker 2: of stress into my wife.

649
00:28:07,749 --> 00:28:09,789
Speaker 5: Yeah, so then all of us and she's freaking.

650
00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:11,789
Speaker 4: Well, what what what are you? They're not going to

651
00:28:12,029 --> 00:28:14,629
Speaker 4: judge you? Or is this trauma because people don't normally

652
00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:17,229
Speaker 4: hit your plate? Yeah you've Yeah, it's trauma. Started in

653
00:28:17,309 --> 00:28:20,509
Speaker 4: year four. By the way, one time I brought muffins to.

654
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,109
Speaker 2: Like a school class party, muffins and banana muffins, but

655
00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:25,269
Speaker 2: I put Sultana's in there.

656
00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:28,909
Speaker 5: The muffins went purple. No, I had one of my muffins.

657
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,469
Speaker 2: I haate six of my own rights to make it

658
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:33,949
Speaker 2: look like anyway, Back to the kindergarten.

659
00:28:34,509 --> 00:28:35,869
Speaker 5: I never baked again after that.

660
00:28:36,069 --> 00:28:39,149
Speaker 2: Back to the kindergarten, I was injecting all this stress

661
00:28:39,429 --> 00:28:41,589
Speaker 2: onto me, just protecting at all and then she starts

662
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,669
Speaker 2: freaking out anyway, So then we just went to Sushi

663
00:28:44,669 --> 00:28:46,589
Speaker 2: Sushi and we got a huge like you get a plat,

664
00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:50,149
Speaker 2: massive party, great idea. Yeah, yeah, sushi platter awesome, expensive,

665
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:53,109
Speaker 2: But I'll do that every bloody time. Down mate, I'm

666
00:28:53,109 --> 00:28:53,909
Speaker 2: just going to be the sushi.

667
00:28:54,469 --> 00:28:55,589
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars for the platter.

668
00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:58,349
Speaker 2: You know what, one hundred and fifty dollars. I would

669
00:28:58,349 --> 00:29:00,749
Speaker 2: send one hundred and fifty dollars to remove that embarrassment.

670
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,029
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true.

671
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:04,109
Speaker 5: Feel when you're looking at your plate and it hasn't

672
00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:04,589
Speaker 5: been touched.

673
00:29:04,629 --> 00:29:08,029
Speaker 1: Yeah, so did anyone? Did anyone eat the sushi?

674
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:08,829
Speaker 7: Not?

675
00:29:08,909 --> 00:29:14,109
Speaker 5: The kids had about fourteen fourteen sushi runs.

676
00:29:17,309 --> 00:29:19,869
Speaker 1: You wanted to get your money and going.

677
00:29:19,709 --> 00:29:21,629
Speaker 2: Into groups of parents being like you guys tried the

678
00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:22,549
Speaker 2: sushi very good?

679
00:29:22,949 --> 00:29:23,909
Speaker 1: Who brought the sushi?

680
00:29:24,509 --> 00:29:26,709
Speaker 5: Who brought the sushi? The legend brought the sushi? Do

681
00:29:26,749 --> 00:29:27,709
Speaker 5: you want me to grab your one?

682
00:29:28,069 --> 00:29:29,069
Speaker 1: Tom Ballard's up next.

683
00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:42,189
Speaker 6: Willing Comedy Festival kicks off on Thursdays.

684
00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:43,949
Speaker 1: So I'm just getting some information into when this show

685
00:29:44,029 --> 00:29:47,069
Speaker 1: is actually happening and not who the guest is. Tom Bellard,

686
00:29:47,189 --> 00:29:52,949
Speaker 1: Tom Ballad, Yes, slot. You do well, it's hard to

687
00:29:52,949 --> 00:29:53,189
Speaker 1: know the.

688
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,069
Speaker 5: Thanks having me and this is worked out. I's had

689
00:29:56,069 --> 00:29:56,749
Speaker 5: a meeting with management.

690
00:29:56,789 --> 00:30:01,789
Speaker 7: They run I don't know what could they're going in

691
00:30:01,789 --> 00:30:02,429
Speaker 7: a different direction.

692
00:30:03,229 --> 00:30:07,469
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything but a little bit.

693
00:30:09,989 --> 00:30:11,509
Speaker 5: Studio. Who are you doing it with or just the

694
00:30:11,549 --> 00:30:12,389
Speaker 5: Tom Ballard Show.

695
00:30:13,349 --> 00:30:17,749
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's mainly Star Signs, so I think it'll be

696
00:30:18,549 --> 00:30:19,229
Speaker 7: I think it'll.

697
00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:21,189
Speaker 1: Be really fun. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. I'm

698
00:30:21,229 --> 00:30:21,909
Speaker 1: looking forward to that.

699
00:30:21,949 --> 00:30:25,989
Speaker 4: Which one of you is gonna play the conservative outland.

700
00:30:25,549 --> 00:30:29,869
Speaker 1: Is really I'll yell at myself. Nice. I love that.

701
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:30,949
Speaker 1: That's a good take for you.

702
00:30:31,069 --> 00:30:33,349
Speaker 4: I'm reading a review here from your because good new

703
00:30:33,389 --> 00:30:35,909
Speaker 4: comedy show should have mentioned for the BEG funny challenge

704
00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:36,829
Speaker 4: on sound.

705
00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:37,909
Speaker 7: Funny, challenging possible.

706
00:30:37,989 --> 00:30:43,789
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of words there, commercial Radio's I'm reading

707
00:30:43,789 --> 00:30:46,749
Speaker 4: a review here for your show you one in Perth recently. Yep,

708
00:30:46,869 --> 00:30:49,469
Speaker 4: Tom Ballard has come back with a four haircut and

709
00:30:49,509 --> 00:30:52,709
Speaker 4: a self indulgent attitude to match. Three out of three stars,

710
00:30:52,869 --> 00:30:54,269
Speaker 4: unnecessarily endless laughs.

711
00:30:54,709 --> 00:30:57,109
Speaker 1: How do you have a beautiful? Backhanded compliment?

712
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,189
Speaker 7: Beautiful? That is a reference to a number of things

713
00:30:59,189 --> 00:31:02,429
Speaker 7: in the show. A three star review I got. Now,

714
00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:05,669
Speaker 7: of course I'm complaining about comedy reviewers. It's very self indulgent,

715
00:31:05,749 --> 00:31:07,629
Speaker 7: and I am. I just know that the people are

716
00:31:07,629 --> 00:31:08,869
Speaker 7: going to review the show. They're gonna give it three

717
00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,989
Speaker 7: stars as a hilarious reference to an old review I got,

718
00:31:10,989 --> 00:31:14,069
Speaker 7: which is three stars. I achieved the perfect balance of

719
00:31:14,069 --> 00:31:16,029
Speaker 7: mean and funny and still gave me three stars. So

720
00:31:16,069 --> 00:31:18,469
Speaker 7: the joke is me getting outraged, achieved.

721
00:31:19,109 --> 00:31:20,749
Speaker 1: And you didn't get the wow.

722
00:31:21,309 --> 00:31:22,709
Speaker 7: I'm expecting a lot of it. So have you see

723
00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:24,989
Speaker 7: any three star reviews of my show? That's a hilarious

724
00:31:24,989 --> 00:31:25,509
Speaker 7: reference to me.

725
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:28,269
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

726
00:31:28,629 --> 00:31:31,869
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the haircut now, Okay, are we calling

727
00:31:31,909 --> 00:31:33,469
Speaker 2: this a haircutl.

728
00:31:33,269 --> 00:31:36,989
Speaker 7: I don't know, surely, I guess I recently had a haircut.

729
00:31:36,989 --> 00:31:38,949
Speaker 7: I got a haircut in Perth, and then did that

730
00:31:38,989 --> 00:31:41,309
Speaker 7: show what what constitutes.

731
00:31:40,749 --> 00:31:41,709
Speaker 5: A f boy?

732
00:31:41,989 --> 00:31:42,389
Speaker 4: Yeah?

733
00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:44,389
Speaker 1: Nice goode, I'm a professional. Well done.

734
00:31:44,589 --> 00:31:46,509
Speaker 5: That's a great question. I mean, I don't know.

735
00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:48,469
Speaker 2: I would have thought a bit more outrageous than that,

736
00:31:48,469 --> 00:31:50,829
Speaker 2: like if you put some tips in there or something.

737
00:31:50,669 --> 00:31:52,509
Speaker 5: Some tips like if you if you're going to.

738
00:31:52,509 --> 00:31:55,069
Speaker 4: Say, mate, come on, let's not podcoin, kettle blake, you

739
00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:58,509
Speaker 4: rolled in you with with highlights and the Ellen DeGeneres

740
00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,309
Speaker 4: whip over at the start of the year, so.

741
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,389
Speaker 5: So be funny, challenge impossible.

742
00:32:02,509 --> 00:32:04,229
Speaker 2: So it's kind of leaning into the fact that the

743
00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:06,749
Speaker 2: world is a bit of a scary place kind of.

744
00:32:06,829 --> 00:32:08,869
Speaker 7: Yes, you guys know that meme right when you say,

745
00:32:08,909 --> 00:32:11,949
Speaker 7: like you know, Tom Bella would be funny, challenging possible,

746
00:32:12,109 --> 00:32:13,709
Speaker 7: stop being racist challenging possible.

747
00:32:13,709 --> 00:32:16,229
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean there was about

748
00:32:16,229 --> 00:32:16,909
Speaker 1: five years ago.

749
00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:17,829
Speaker 5: Yeah.

750
00:32:17,989 --> 00:32:24,429
Speaker 1: Nice. Well, I've decided to capitalize on that, on that.

751
00:32:24,549 --> 00:32:26,989
Speaker 7: Spending every interview explaining what the hell I was talking about.

752
00:32:27,389 --> 00:32:29,709
Speaker 7: But yes, I think being buddy, given the state of

753
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:31,789
Speaker 7: the world, given that I talk about politics sometimes, is

754
00:32:31,829 --> 00:32:34,349
Speaker 7: extremely difficult. But guys, I think I've pulled it off

755
00:32:34,389 --> 00:32:36,629
Speaker 7: with this show by tickets Now, Comedy dot com dot

756
00:32:36,629 --> 00:32:38,989
Speaker 7: a you wow. The crux of the show is about

757
00:32:38,989 --> 00:32:40,709
Speaker 7: a little joke I told last year that made a

758
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:41,509
Speaker 7: few hip up sets.

759
00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:42,669
Speaker 1: This is a salute.

760
00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:44,669
Speaker 7: This is a salute. Yeah, it's a salute, a far

761
00:32:44,749 --> 00:32:47,789
Speaker 7: right salute that you know is technically illegal quote unquote

762
00:32:47,829 --> 00:32:51,629
Speaker 7: in the state of Victoria, but has exemptions for artistic expression. Anyway,

763
00:32:52,189 --> 00:32:54,149
Speaker 7: saw very well.

764
00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:59,429
Speaker 1: Rolled off the tongue. Wow, I feel like a magistrates heard.

765
00:32:59,309 --> 00:33:03,109
Speaker 7: That sounds terrible out of context, but I guarantee you

766
00:33:03,109 --> 00:33:05,989
Speaker 7: you guys know me of a cool guy. Yeah, nice

767
00:33:06,589 --> 00:33:08,509
Speaker 7: guys saw me doing that routine, didn't appreciate it. Went

768
00:33:08,509 --> 00:33:09,549
Speaker 7: to the media. That was a little bit of a

769
00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:11,749
Speaker 7: who haa. And so I'm telling that story trying to

770
00:33:11,749 --> 00:33:14,029
Speaker 7: explain what happened there. My thinking behind it to try

771
00:33:14,069 --> 00:33:15,389
Speaker 7: and have a little bit sympathy for where this guy

772
00:33:15,509 --> 00:33:17,709
Speaker 7: is coming from. What it says about our current political moment,

773
00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:20,229
Speaker 7: and how you can't you can't salute anything anymore. You know,

774
00:33:20,269 --> 00:33:21,229
Speaker 7: it's PC gone.

775
00:33:20,989 --> 00:33:23,309
Speaker 5: Mad, bloody Well said, Well.

776
00:33:23,109 --> 00:33:27,509
Speaker 9: Said, I never expected those words to come out of

777
00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:31,589
Speaker 9: your mouth. Are you joking someone who has lived wow,

778
00:33:31,829 --> 00:33:35,749
Speaker 9: under the safe haven of PC for their entire career?

779
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,509
Speaker 1: Wow, don't fight the hand that feeds you. What are

780
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:39,029
Speaker 1: you thinking?

781
00:33:39,069 --> 00:33:41,029
Speaker 4: There's gonna be no there's gonna be no place to

782
00:33:41,109 --> 00:33:42,069
Speaker 4: hide with you.

783
00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:42,349
Speaker 2: Yeah?

784
00:33:42,429 --> 00:33:43,869
Speaker 7: Right, I mean it was very funny because of course

785
00:33:43,909 --> 00:33:45,269
Speaker 7: there was a story in the Daily Mail about this

786
00:33:45,269 --> 00:33:47,229
Speaker 7: particular event that people went off in the comments, and

787
00:33:47,309 --> 00:33:50,589
Speaker 7: one lady described me, she said, this is outrageous, sir.

788
00:33:50,669 --> 00:33:53,269
Speaker 7: The ABC always goes after everyone, except it's one of

789
00:33:53,309 --> 00:33:56,069
Speaker 7: their woke employees. Now, first of all, I'm not an

790
00:33:56,109 --> 00:33:58,189
Speaker 7: employee of the ABC. They've made that clear to me

791
00:33:58,349 --> 00:34:03,469
Speaker 7: in several emails. Secondly, I find outrageous that an article

792
00:34:03,469 --> 00:34:06,189
Speaker 7: about me being apparently ADATSI. I've also been called woke

793
00:34:06,229 --> 00:34:06,709
Speaker 7: at the same time.

794
00:34:06,789 --> 00:34:09,509
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, woke nazi depressive, isn't it?

795
00:34:09,629 --> 00:34:15,149
Speaker 5: First one ever? First one ever? Still trail lizing breaking

796
00:34:15,229 --> 00:34:15,709
Speaker 5: new ground?

797
00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:16,509
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome.

798
00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:18,388
Speaker 7: I've got a slide show. There's funny pictures that everything.

799
00:34:18,428 --> 00:34:21,309
Speaker 7: It's a great love the picture. I love a picture.

800
00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:24,549
Speaker 4: Go and see Tom Ballot a show technicolor, full stereophonic sound.

801
00:34:24,669 --> 00:34:25,788
Speaker 1: He's in the studio right now.

802
00:34:25,908 --> 00:34:26,388
Speaker 5: Slide show.

803
00:34:26,428 --> 00:34:29,949
Speaker 7: There's a slide it's very offensive or not offensive, whatever

804
00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:32,348
Speaker 7: one you want, whichever one you want, it's that one,

805
00:34:32,428 --> 00:34:33,468
Speaker 7: and you should buy tickets please.

806
00:34:33,509 --> 00:34:36,389
Speaker 4: Actually, my favorite show that I saw you do age

807
00:34:36,428 --> 00:34:37,628
Speaker 4: is Ago. I think it's all you were in Perth

808
00:34:37,669 --> 00:34:39,268
Speaker 4: and it was a slide show. You talking about a

809
00:34:39,308 --> 00:34:40,229
Speaker 4: family holiday.

810
00:34:39,908 --> 00:34:40,508
Speaker 1: That you went on.

811
00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:41,748
Speaker 7: It's your favorite show.

812
00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:42,468
Speaker 1: I love that show.

813
00:34:42,509 --> 00:34:43,068
Speaker 5: I saw that show.

814
00:34:43,109 --> 00:34:45,229
Speaker 1: I love that I love that show. It was really fun.

815
00:34:45,509 --> 00:34:48,029
Speaker 1: That was really bad, really, but I thinks It was great.

816
00:34:48,229 --> 00:34:48,948
Speaker 1: It was really great.

817
00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:51,149
Speaker 2: We were in Perth at that time, and Perth generally

818
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,468
Speaker 2: just where you receive shows very well.

819
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,988
Speaker 1: Right, do you take anything when.

820
00:34:56,109 --> 00:34:59,069
Speaker 5: He's actually here, This.

821
00:34:58,908 --> 00:34:59,669
Speaker 7: Guy's from mel.

822
00:34:59,788 --> 00:35:02,388
Speaker 1: It's true, there's a bit of that going on going on.

823
00:35:02,629 --> 00:35:04,709
Speaker 7: I am doing it. I can be very cheaky. Hear

824
00:35:04,828 --> 00:35:06,508
Speaker 7: play that you very kindly had me on last year

825
00:35:06,509 --> 00:35:08,229
Speaker 7: to talk about my little play jokes. You're doing it

826
00:35:08,268 --> 00:35:10,788
Speaker 7: again and again during the Comedy Festival six shows, only

827
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,149
Speaker 7: me and a bunch of other comedians sitting around backstage.

828
00:35:13,388 --> 00:35:15,109
Speaker 7: I wrote it all. It's about the ethics of comedy

829
00:35:15,149 --> 00:35:16,389
Speaker 7: and wakeness and all this kind of stuff.

830
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,348
Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I went along and sorry.

831
00:35:18,388 --> 00:35:20,909
Speaker 4: It's actually it's actually a really cool show, but particularly

832
00:35:20,948 --> 00:35:24,348
Speaker 4: for right now. It's an fascinating discussion around what we

833
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:27,189
Speaker 4: can and can't laugh about, which is ironic todd by

834
00:35:27,229 --> 00:35:29,828
Speaker 4: a guy who's been canceled twice. It actually is an

835
00:35:29,868 --> 00:35:31,709
Speaker 4: awesome show. I would highly recommend going in long and

836
00:35:31,748 --> 00:35:34,828
Speaker 4: say now, but you're on our show right now, so

837
00:35:35,388 --> 00:35:37,988
Speaker 4: let's extract all the things we can from you.

838
00:35:38,149 --> 00:35:41,068
Speaker 5: We worked very hard creating a game specific to you. Tom.

839
00:35:41,149 --> 00:35:43,908
Speaker 2: Yes, you know your show is called be funny challenge impossible,

840
00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:45,509
Speaker 2: and we were like, we can do this bit where

841
00:35:45,788 --> 00:35:48,189
Speaker 2: we try and challenge you to not be funny. Funny

842
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,709
Speaker 2: areas get a lot of work for that. You have

843
00:35:50,868 --> 00:35:53,508
Speaker 2: requested that you play. Can you hear it? So let's

844
00:35:53,509 --> 00:35:55,589
Speaker 2: do it.

845
00:35:56,948 --> 00:36:01,549
Speaker 5: I forgot the song. I think the first time we

846
00:36:01,589 --> 00:36:03,028
Speaker 5: did this it was a bit of a time film.

847
00:36:03,109 --> 00:36:04,549
Speaker 2: It was like, we don't have an idea for Ballard,

848
00:36:04,948 --> 00:36:09,508
Speaker 2: let's just play cans with it.

849
00:36:09,348 --> 00:36:10,988
Speaker 5: Then it became a national phenomenon.

850
00:36:11,109 --> 00:36:12,108
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, and.

851
00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:14,788
Speaker 5: It changed the face of radio and it still is.

852
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,988
Speaker 5: So beer or soft drink based on the sound of

853
00:36:16,989 --> 00:36:17,588
Speaker 5: the can open?

854
00:36:17,828 --> 00:36:19,428
Speaker 4: Are we going to weave in this other thing we're

855
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,709
Speaker 4: gonna do or not? You just want to play the cans?

856
00:36:22,629 --> 00:36:24,748
Speaker 2: Here's the thing? Yeah, and no offense time. I don't

857
00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:27,229
Speaker 2: think he's very good at it, despite this is the third.

858
00:36:27,069 --> 00:36:29,028
Speaker 5: Time he's played. That's true. I think he'll bomb out

859
00:36:29,069 --> 00:36:30,868
Speaker 5: on the first can. Okay, then we might better please

860
00:36:30,948 --> 00:36:31,428
Speaker 5: do the other game.

861
00:36:31,469 --> 00:36:34,508
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I cannot be funny well guessing cans. If

862
00:36:34,509 --> 00:36:37,348
Speaker 1: you like that's true, that's true. Don't be funny well

863
00:36:37,388 --> 00:36:37,949
Speaker 1: guessing cans?

864
00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:40,028
Speaker 7: God? All right, okay, what do I do again.

865
00:36:40,029 --> 00:36:40,988
Speaker 1: Okay, put your goggles on.

866
00:36:41,069 --> 00:36:42,869
Speaker 7: On, the goggles on, and I have to guess whether

867
00:36:42,908 --> 00:36:45,668
Speaker 7: the can you're opening is booze or soft drink.

868
00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:48,468
Speaker 5: That's it, can one.

869
00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:57,468
Speaker 1: He don't be funny while you're doing it.

870
00:36:57,669 --> 00:37:00,908
Speaker 7: Sorry, Sorry, I guess I really complicated a relationship with

871
00:37:00,948 --> 00:37:02,789
Speaker 7: my father, and it's probably why I got into comedy,

872
00:37:02,828 --> 00:37:04,268
Speaker 7: to be honest. So I'm just thinking, and I'm just

873
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:06,788
Speaker 7: running through some other non funny things while I do that.

874
00:37:07,189 --> 00:37:08,148
Speaker 7: I think that was soft drink.

875
00:37:08,828 --> 00:37:12,669
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is what happened last time.

876
00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:15,828
Speaker 1: You mocked it and then you go one and you

877
00:37:16,189 --> 00:37:16,669
Speaker 1: liked it.

878
00:37:16,989 --> 00:37:17,788
Speaker 5: I'm not better than this.

879
00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:19,629
Speaker 1: I thought I was better than this.

880
00:37:19,629 --> 00:37:22,268
Speaker 5: This is exactly my level. All right, let's got to

881
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:22,908
Speaker 5: gain number two.

882
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Speaker 1: They all sound the same. That's why it's a silly game.

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Speaker 5: That was alcohol.

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Speaker 10: In correct.

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Speaker 5: I mean, Tom, you literally said it. You're like, they

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Speaker 5: all sound the same.

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Speaker 2: Like, no, mate, the last two just sound the same

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Speaker 2: because they were both soft drink.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: See, this is why the game keeps bringing me back.

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Speaker 5: Why do I do now? Do get dunked into a

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Speaker 5: tank of wish?

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Speaker 1: I wish trapdoor? Trap door? We didn't get that trap

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Speaker 1: door and stored.

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Speaker 5: I can pour a coke on his head.

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Speaker 1: You take your my pot off.

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Speaker 4: That's a step all right, unless you want to continue

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Speaker 4: down some form of magigistic punishment which we can organize

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 1: But you should have prompted us.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, should have weard you up on that.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I find it ironic because Live, our producer who

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Speaker 4: prepared our guest sheep for you, came in the lasting schedule.

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Speaker 4: It's like, guys, I didn't know this, but Tom actually

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Speaker 4: got a ninety nine point eight on his Atar scores.

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Speaker 4: So it's ironic that we've taken that. We're like, yep,

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Speaker 4: get the cans, let's get all, get all that intelligence.

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Speaker 1: Waste of human potential that you love it. You love it,

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Speaker 1: you love it. Go and see Tom show.

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Speaker 4: Tickets for be Funny Challenge Bak It's Impossible on sale

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Speaker 4: now dot com at Comedy dot com dot Au.

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Speaker 7: After Melbourne, I'm coming to Sydney and.

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Speaker 4: You're going to be doing all He actually does comedy everywhere.

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Speaker 4: We actually will see him at the airport. He's always

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Speaker 4: flying out. He'll tell you all about it.

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Speaker 5: Guys.

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Speaker 4: Off to the show is comedian killing it.

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Speaker 5: Going to see Australia's biggest bin.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I went to see the tallest bid everywhere.

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Speaker 1: That's not comedy, I don't know it is.

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Speaker 5: Comedy.

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Speaker 1: Dot coment You tikets can't see Tom Ballad Tom. Thanks

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Speaker 1: coming in