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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Well, from the moment I arrived this morning, things have

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Speaker 2: been awry. You were sitting I walked in and you're

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Speaker 2: sitting in a chair, and you said, excuse my nappy.

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Speaker 2: I thought I knew this day would come eventually.

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Speaker 1: We've been doing this for a long time.

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Speaker 2: I knew what happened eventually. So you often bang on

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Speaker 2: about how good your wet weather gear is. And it's

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Speaker 2: been raining this morning on your way into work. So

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Speaker 2: what went wrong? Why your pants wet?

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Speaker 3: I'm reviewing this motorcycle, and I usually have a motorcycle

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Speaker 3: that I ride in the rain, which sounds odd, But

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Speaker 3: this this bike is really good because it's a big

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Speaker 3: old Yamaha and it's got a big fairing, and I've

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Speaker 3: got really good wet weather gear. So whenever the rain's coming,

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Speaker 3: I get on my wet weather gear. And this stuff

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Speaker 3: is Rocks. Motorcycling tip. By the way, go to Whitworth's

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Speaker 3: or something and get motorcycle wet like the fisherman's pants,

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Speaker 3: because they never leak. All motorcycle gears dreadful at all leaks.

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Speaker 2: So go to a fishing shop.

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Speaker 3: You get a fishing shop, you get those big fishermen's bike,

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Speaker 3: the waiters, the waders, they don't leak.

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Speaker 1: They don't leak, So what happened?

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Speaker 2: Why they leave?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm riding this crazy bike. You saw it down

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Speaker 3: in the car park and it has no mudguards to

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Speaker 3: speak of. And I brought along my old I got

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Speaker 3: this old grody one piece weather outfit that I've had

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Speaker 3: for a thousand.

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Speaker 1: Years, and I've rolled it.

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Speaker 3: Up just to put in a little bag there in

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Speaker 3: case it rained. I didn't think it was going to rain,

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Speaker 3: and then slow and behold it did, and it's given out.

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Speaker 1: And the crotch that always goes in the crotch whether

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Speaker 1: he goes in the.

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Speaker 2: Crutch straight, what the rain goes straight in there.

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Speaker 3: Because it runs down the back of your neck, goes

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Speaker 3: off your helmet and then runs down.

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Speaker 2: The BC bump crack. So when you're when you're riding

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Speaker 2: your bike, you have rain going down your back, down

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Speaker 2: your bum crack, and underneath.

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Speaker 1: That's the worst feeling.

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Speaker 3: And that feel it almost sends me into a hulk

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Speaker 3: rage because you know it's it's filing that point.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, you've been draped in a towel and now

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Speaker 2: you're in a dressing gown.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a dressing gown, Hugh Hefner.

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Speaker 2: At work, I've got a dressing but your undies are

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Speaker 2: still wett.

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Speaker 1: You're saying, well, I've got taken the pants off.

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Speaker 2: I watched you take your pants off at work. There

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Speaker 2: you go, but your undies are still wet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't know how you feel about that.

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Speaker 1: Me sitting in the studio.

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Speaker 2: You know what they're on, aren't they I've got that's okay,

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Speaker 2: a panic.

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Speaker 1: I've got this. This is a very nice dressing gown.

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Speaker 1: By the way, where we get this.

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Speaker 2: From, I don't want to tell you where that came from.

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Speaker 2: Why we work in the same building as Colin jack

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Speaker 2: Ewe and that was used for naked dating. Oh let's

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Speaker 2: not get the DNA light out on that. But tell

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Speaker 2: me you've still got your undies on? Yes, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but it's staying on.

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Speaker 1: I feel squishy. Have I had another? Have we got replacements?

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Speaker 2: We've got the speedos.

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Speaker 1: We've got the office right passing me the office speedos?

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Speaker 2: Oh yuck, you're not going to put them on here?

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Speaker 1: Well, I changed them. I can't sit and squeeze. What

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Speaker 1: if I get a kidney infection?

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Speaker 3: You talk, but if you ever had that at work

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Speaker 3: where you've had to you're.

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Speaker 2: Actually doing this. You're taking your underpants off at work.

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Speaker 1: Just watch out. Oh I think I oh, I feel

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Speaker 1: so free.

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Speaker 2: You're just holding up your underpants.

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Speaker 1: I'm just inspecting them. What I'll put these on just

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Speaker 1: to cover the modesty. Just watch out.

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Speaker 2: There might be a bit of gay pitge while you're

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Speaker 2: doing that. I'll tell a story when I had to

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Speaker 2: get changed at work once. Do you remember September eleven, Brendan.

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Speaker 2: It was a tragedy just like this. I think I

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Speaker 2: saw a ball bag. I'll see one every day, but

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Speaker 2: an actual one.

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Speaker 1: Don't look.

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Speaker 2: I'm not used to this in the office.

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Speaker 1: Look the god.

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Speaker 2: Look, Brendan, our production team. You're showing your genitals to

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Speaker 2: our production team. You stop it.

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Speaker 1: They didn't see anything.

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Speaker 2: Did you see things?

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Speaker 1: No? No good, I think they did. Don't wrestle brand

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Speaker 1: new Man.

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Speaker 2: Well, anyway, shall I tell this story why you're exposing

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Speaker 2: yourself in the office.

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Speaker 1: I've got to do the show.

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Speaker 2: Okay, dreadful? Well when September eleven happened? Except I went

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Speaker 2: That was my first day back at work was September ten,

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Speaker 2: after my maternity leave when I remembam so I'm holding

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Speaker 2: his new one baby, watching the world change overnight.

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Speaker 1: Go to work.

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Speaker 2: The next day I was working with Andrew Denton at

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Speaker 2: Triple Am. We did five hours on air talking to

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Speaker 2: people about what does this mean? Next day the day

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Speaker 2: after that, I got up in the dark. It was horrific.

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Speaker 2: I got changed to go to work, picked up something

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Speaker 2: from the floor that I'd probably been there from a

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Speaker 2: week before. I went to work in a T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Seems benign now, but at that time it was. I

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Speaker 2: picked such the wrong shirt. It said Lady Ladies Sewing

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Speaker 2: Circle and Tear Society. So the day after September eleventh,

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Speaker 2: that's what I wore into work and I went in everyone.

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Speaker 2: I had to go into the prize cupboard. I think

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Speaker 2: I found a powder Finger T shirt and I had

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Speaker 2: to get changed. There are sometimes where you just have

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Speaker 2: to get.

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Speaker 3: Changed, and a radio station, by and large has a

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Speaker 3: lot of merchandise that you can wear.

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Speaker 2: Luckily I could.

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Speaker 1: What if we do me wearing a naked dating dressing gown?

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Speaker 1: This had better been laundered. Oh well, I

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Speaker 2: Think you've done worse than that today