WEBVTT - MINI: In the Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian no Common Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Marie from Sunbury Here, Good morning Marie from Sunbury.

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<v Speaker 2>My uncle.

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<v Speaker 3>This is classic vintage local newspaper reporting. My uncle made

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<v Speaker 3>the front page of the local rag Here and Bernela

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<v Speaker 3>about twenty years ago after the river flooded the main street.

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<v Speaker 2>He was photographed canoeing down the main street there he is.

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<v Speaker 2>So why were you in the paper?

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<v Speaker 3>Bonus if it's a photo as well, James.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Gooday, guys, there's you go on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good Welcome to a show, James. So why were

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<v Speaker 3>you in your local paper?

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<v Speaker 4>So we were on the front page of the local

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<v Speaker 4>Mary Warren paper because my brother was.

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<v Speaker 2>Born at home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I see anything like that, born in an unusual

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<v Speaker 3>places hospital goes straight into the local paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well it didn't help as well that the day prior

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<v Speaker 4>to my brother being born, I'd also broken my coal bones,

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<v Speaker 4>so my mum had that to deal with the same

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<v Speaker 4>day as well.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes it into the article.

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<v Speaker 4>Not one hundred percent, This wasn't fifteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotcha, all right? James, Thank you very much the story

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<v Speaker 3>mat have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Yeah, start with John. Who else to go here? John?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah? Yeah, yeah, great John? John? What have you got

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<v Speaker 2>for us? Why were you in the paper?

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<v Speaker 1>Um?

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<v Speaker 4>I was the two thousand and baby born in Paine Hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>I admired it into the local pipe and the eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>This is amazing in my mind. There's like that your

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<v Speaker 3>boor mama is like going through labor paints and suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>you come out an ticker, ta drops something confetti.

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<v Speaker 2>Kenn's like, wait, what's happening? This is the two thousand baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, It's all the next guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible. So when was this? John?

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<v Speaker 4>Nine sixty two?

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<v Speaker 2>Bloody hell?

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<v Speaker 1>I was born at Punch Hospital. Yeah, so I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>what number I was?

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<v Speaker 2>So you two thousand and what do you say? Nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>sixty two? Yeah, you would have been over baby number

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<v Speaker 2>ten thousan. Get this.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom tells this BS story about me being born

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<v Speaker 1>at the Panch hospital. She said, all the nurses said

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<v Speaker 1>you were the cutest baby ever born there. Come on, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>she has no it's true. When I went back there

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<v Speaker 1>to have your brother two years later, they remembered me

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<v Speaker 1>as the mother of the cutest baby ever born at

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<v Speaker 1>panch hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what this week there's two your parents'

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<v Speaker 3>bs stories. I think most of us have got we

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<v Speaker 3>know now when your kid used to believe everything they said.

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<v Speaker 3>You look back now again.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten thousand babies.

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<v Speaker 2>I doubt it very much. Who we got here? Is

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<v Speaker 2>this NoREL? Good morning, NoREL. Hello, NoREL.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, how are you so?

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<v Speaker 2>Norell? Why are you in the paper?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? It was actually my son, Charlie. He was on

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<v Speaker 4>the back page of the Herald's son Phil page color

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<v Speaker 4>with Nikol Gregold kicking out four when he was about

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<v Speaker 4>five in his seventeen Now.

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<v Speaker 2>So how come he was on a full page of

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<v Speaker 2>the sports.

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<v Speaker 4>Bit of the Herald. Sonny was in a sports from

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<v Speaker 4>the back page because he was at the training session.

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<v Speaker 4>He was lucky enough to go to a training session

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<v Speaker 4>with him.

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<v Speaker 2>No wonders.

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<v Speaker 1>I had that big bad patch because the train.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, we're looking amazing in training. Those little kids have

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<v Speaker 3>got nothing going off just to get their confidence.

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<v Speaker 4>This is actually the same son who broke his arm

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<v Speaker 4>falling off someone's shoulders at your daughter's thirteenth birthday, Lois, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>This a couple of years ago. Yeah, Shane Crawford was

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<v Speaker 3>there as well. It was that the only guy there

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<v Speaker 3>who knew first day.

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<v Speaker 1>The second Shane Croft pushed him.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, correctly pushed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, she had a wedding in Porty, so I

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't come down from my god friend had to take

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<v Speaker 4>him to the Sandy hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember. There was a lot of people were

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<v Speaker 2>very upset about you.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like, where the parents apparently they're their drunkards

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<v Speaker 3>and wedding right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes they were.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we were trying to work out it was going

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<v Speaker 3>to take this poor ladder things there was?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it Charlie's son? Yes, Charlie, This is what I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>Now because me and Craft were supposed to be like

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<v Speaker 3>running security there right and.

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<v Speaker 1>All the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>After ten minutes we were is this going to for beer?

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<v Speaker 2>These kids?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it can be too much? This helicopter parent.

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<v Speaker 3>Next thing we hear this and screaming and.

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<v Speaker 2>Like one of the kids has fall somebody. Where are

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<v Speaker 2>the dud bouncers?

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<v Speaker 4>Well that at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Well now hopefully he's all held up right.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, he's all good, he's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Best to Charlie, I will do it all right.

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